Media is short for mediocrity.

The Australian MSM (Main Stream Media), is constantly searching for 'young', fresh and progressive talent who will 'tell it like it is'. Such as new cadet Larry 'Young Guns' Hoopla, pictured here writing his popular weekly column, 'I agree completely with Noam Chomsky' for 'The Age' newspaper.

Like all MSM journalist's, Larry upholds the highest journalistic standards and practices, that are enshrined on a framed Lynch's dinner napkin, kept in pride of place over the 'Age' 'Editorial Board's Memorial Urinal' hand basin.

It reads in part, "We promis too uphild the gratest,, the highest stuff and whatever etc". Impressive, eh? You're in good hands, Aussie public!




Dear sports, here’s something inspired by a recent post by the great Tim Blair at timblair dot net. It’s the groovy old Beatles song, ‘Helter Skelter’ in regards to the Leader of the Australian Labour Party and the loyal Opposition, Kevin 'Fluffy' Rudderless, the man who would be Kink.

“Er, sure I went to New York drunk on a boy’s night out. Yeah, I went to a club where young women spread their trimmed genitalia before me, but I didn’t notice, or I looked away, or something, or I’m lying. I was doing a crossword puzzle. A four letter word for vagina? Hmmmm…no, I know this one…don’t tell me? Four letter word for vagina starting with the letter ‘c’? I’ve got it! CEO’s! Everything I’ve ever said is a lie including that. Now just let me say this”.

I will Kevin, but I can't hear much while I'm asleep.


Hells to Schedule.

When I get to the question, I go to the top of the poll,
Where I bop and I worm and I go for a ride,
Till I stall and I churn and I go for a lie,
Till I give you no answers, and I fool you again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, eh.

Do you, don't you want me to flip flop?
I've a Commie Clown Dep, says she's miles above you, aah.
Sell me, sell me, sell me,
Bums tell me the answers,
I may be a phony, but I ain't no chancer.

Hells to schedule. Hells to schedule. Hair!

Well, do you, don't you, want me to fake it?
I may come down fast but don't let me wake you.
Smell me, smell me, feed me the answer,
I may be Labour but I ain't no saviour. Left out!

Reds out! 'Cause here Gill comes.



Your media is not for you and it ain’t for me. Yep, our media is not for us at all, kid. It certainly isn't about us. It's for the media and those who benefit from it. It’s not your ABC, it’s theirs. Now SBS reflects a multicultural and PC vacuum all its own. It’s the Symbiotic Baloney Sophistry really. Commercial TV is actually far less commercial than is perceived or it’d be wildly more successful instead of being gradually self marginalising.

Kerry O’Brien on ABC TV’s ‘The 7:30 Report’ speaking to Virginia 'yes there is no alt MSM' Trioli.

Kerry: “Virginia, don’t you find it a total and bankrupt fraud that people like you and I are both so long-term affluent and privileged, are often government employees, via the taxpayer and yet we still spout relentless ‘with the people’ bilge? Of course, we’ve probably never done anything of the sort, but we think we’re ‘the voice’ of truth. Is this not er, sickening? I mean, I get to ask lots of canard and junk questions instead of anything worthy, and all wrapped in a pretence of ‘serious’ journalism! It’s outrageous! ”

Virginia Trioli: “You’re right, Kerry. Ensconced in our smugly conceited Limousine Left, Liberal and phony default paradigms, we live almost entirely removed from the actual indifference to hatred that the plebes have for us. And year after year, we give ourselves endless kudos and get even more for er, zero achievement. The best part is, we’re entirely unaccountable, unreachable and pretty damn comfortable too”.

Kerry O’Banyan: “Er, do my ears look big in this hairstyle?”

Virginia Tripoli: “You should see my weekend spread!”


Networks don’t really always sell what you may want to buy. They’re selling what you are supposed to buy, or whatever you'll accept. They are entirely timid beyond the excitingly average, mildly prurient and what is often barely diverting to the intelligent. TV is now close to being fit only for bored children, Nursing Home dementia patients, Social Security waiting rooms, bad bars and people without cable or the Internet.

There’s no conspiracy. This is maybe the best these bores can do and they don’t think people like you and I will notice. Where’s any alternative to compare it to? Online, sports or you buy it. Nothing free is free.

The majority of printed media in Australia, while ideal for getting the lowdown on the opinions of journalists, editorial staff and of the Undergraduate mind, is otherwise far more useful as a source of frustration, boredom or as mere pointers to researching the actual facts of the matter at hand. Surprise, the empirical truth is so often the exact opposite to what you have just read or been insulted with on TV.

I say read advisedly, as much of the MSM is so intractably dull, humourless and predictable, that it’s unreadable, unwatchable and unlistenable. It helps a little if you use the flick through headlines speed reading, listening and watching click over methods. TV is virtually devoid of real local talent. Who and where are they? Who knows, certainly not in a TV studio.

Sure, it’s not all crap, at least 15% may be worth a damn in spite of most elements of reality missing in action and neither published nor broadcast. The list of unapproved material and topics is long. The laundry list of what will always get coverage is short and tends to overlap. If it wasn’t for the perversely put down, predominantly US imports, movies and occasional narrow documentaries, I’d have no reason to touch the TV set except to play a DVD or dust it.

Try turning off the tube, radio and don’t read any MSM print for a few months. When you return, it’s much like any soap opera; the same plot lines and tedious characters resting on often unearned laurels of predictable and mediocre scripts.

Like last weeks debate between Kevin ‘Dud’ Rudd and the PM, ‘Peter Cook Monologue’ Howard. Yep, John went on and on about ‘unexciting’ and ‘non-vision’ things, such as boring old facts regards the economy, security and entirely in a present reality. And I'm sorry, but the PM was utterly correct on every count. The Howard Governments great achievements are empirical but are fraudulently, disingenuously and almost invariably treated as otherwise.

Kevin Rudd has the advantage of talking entirely about nothing but the apparitions that haunt the PC and Labour Left mind, such as it is.

Anyone who understands economics, investment, business, governance and real wealth creation, realises that Costello and Howard's highly competent successes, despite any flaws, will likely continue to grow and pay off into the future. They’re not merely based on taking from the productive and giving to the unsuccessful because of whatever guilt or moral vanity may have possessed you.

The Prime Minister in full bore: “I enjoy collecting toffee wrappers during the week, so if it is precipitous, I can spend Saturday afternoons spreading them out. Do you know that if you combine the area of an entire lifetimes worth of wrappers that these wrappers could cover the New Hebrides? Of course, I could never consume such a vast amount of toffees. No, such a vastness would be out of my league. That's more for your professional bores like Al Gore”.

The Opposition to Random Things Leader, Mr Kevin Crudd: “Let me say, that visions are the things I see almost daily. Sometimes it’s a flying custard pie in flames, Mr Zebedee or a really super, wow, really fast fighting robot, with special rockets for flying! Visions and hallucinations are what my alternative to government is offering. John Howard has lost touch with unreality and has no New Age ideas whatsoever. Vote for me and we can all imagine a future together”.

Yep, the hideous coverage by zer Channel 9 Netverk included a preposterous, tacky and entirely manipulated electronic and laughable ‘debate monitor’ in the form of a worm! I kid you not, foreign readers. Yeah, the Minor Niners apparently collected ninety-nine ‘uncommitted’ voters and handed them little devices to er, rub away at.

So, the 'embarrassing because it's a stupid idea' worm, responds to how they feel? Yeah, right, that’s the basis of all objective and rational thought, eh? Feelings, nothing more than feelings, trying to forget you… Riiight.

"I feel your slogan!"

Yep, these ‘committed’ voters were so impartial, that as Kev drew in breath before he spoke, the monitor went vertically up, and vertically down, most of the time the PM spoke. Ray Martin?

Er, how does one describe a venal, phony, mealy-mouthed and typical Oz media veteran? Freak? Rich? Unaccountable? Creepy? A serial dullard and poser? False slanderer of the Howard Government? Deliberate liar blaming the ABC Chairman for Ray’s own behaviour? Gleefully misleading? Unresearched? A professional bore?

"No! I won't have it, Fawlty! He’s a Saint of ‘the people!"

No one cares more about truth, informing the public and his hair than Ray ‘we’re all pals here’ Martin. If Ray and George Negus by some bizarre accident, ever managed to create anything, especially not still-born media wise, well, that Mother could be almost anyone in the Oz MSM really, as they’ve not only been shoving it in our throats for years.

‘The Age’, that well known table cloth for winos, shoved out the next day, a standard bogus headline that read, “Rudd’s decisive win. The worm’s verdict”. Quite. Maybe so, but er, this was a TV debate, not a Federal Election result, right?

Ninety-nine people? What percentage of the Australian population is that, without using the formula for Pi and atomic fractions? Gee, no bias or glee at ‘the Aged’ eh? Eleven years of incredible growth and development virtually unique in the world, and the PM’s hated for not spouting peripheral and fashionable Left agenda’s?

Peter Costello, one of the most incredibly competent Treasurer's in Australian history is not revered as the financial giant that he objectively is, and for what? Focusing entirely on his job?

Instead he’s despised and insulted by the very not so ex-Labour PM Paul 'Scumbag' Keating, one of the worst, disaster achieving, arrogant, affluent and elitist Limousine Left Liberals in Australian political history. The chances of Keating bowing out gracefully are as slim as ‘The Old Morgue Attendant’ and rich art buyer himself, preferring to hang around ordinary people instead of the spectacularly wealthy, powerful and similarly bitter.

What do you honestly see? That the Labour Party has changed at all? Yeah, it has. It’s far worse than it's ever been, as it disappears into the shrink wrapped vortex of its inherent, militant flaws and inbuilt incompetence. See the gleeful freaks both old and new, as they come out the cracks of the MSM like summer blowflies. The Unions, such as the disgusting and bankrupt Leftoid cesspool that is the Teacher’s Union, just can’t wait to roll out their entire line of frauds and shibboleths ad nauseum etc.

And the Opposition Deputy Prime Minister is an old Commie! Unmarried, childless, a committed hard core Unionist, an unchanged Leftist, Socialist and ugh, a lawyer! If only she was an animal torturer, it may have toned her profile down a bit. Yep, for Julia ‘Ocean of evasion’ Gillard, the only thing she would pick up on if she ever had a Road to Damascus conversion to normality, would be a commitment to be more inclusive regards Islamist killers.

Hard to believe, but a recent survey of some 'True Believers', thought that Bob 'hold that thought' Brown, a childless gay man and Julia 'I forgot to have children!' Gillard are, wait for it...'the two people with the best views on child care!' Fantastic. It doesn't get any better than that, folks. Oh, but it can, it can.

Ok, of the four males at my sons kindergarten, at least four are gay! They all seem pretty competent and nice guys, but er, isn't it a little bit coincidental and simply an ideological perversity to choose Bobby 'Frank Zappa Parody' Brown, and Julia 'Smash Capitalism!' Gillard over anybody else?

No one else measures up, eh? Riiight. I guess the Marxist lesbian in a wheel chair wasn't available.

The Labour Party is entirely planning so it can seem, to relive its past except more so, much like their avid supporters like the ‘anti-war’ but pro ‘Peace Kills’ Left, but that’s ok crowd. Ah, and now the Left do indeed march very comfortably with the 'Islamist Grand Global Death Plan' much as the Left has always wholeheartedly embraced Che ‘the child killer’ Guevara. Yep. It’s 1968, 1975, 1987 and 1996 all over again folks. Yeah, you and I have no voice in‘The Great Diversity of Opinion Swindle'.

“Do you ever get the feeling that you’ve been had?” John Lydon.

I mean 24/7, sports.





Thanks to Tim Blair's Netsite and Andrew Bolt's 'Herald Sun' column of Wednesday 24 October, for additional info sources and inspiration. Go Blair and Bolta!

Jesus is all Left wing by me. Er, no.

Yeah! Environmentalism! I love anything mental! That's all I need to focus on from now on to totally change my life! Sign me up today! Do I get a date with Al Gore? He's a real doll!



Canberra Bishop George Browning has said “It’s unbelievable”. And he should know. He’s the Anglican Church’s Global Environment Chief! And the Chairman of the Anglican Communion Environmental Network or AAEN. Er, this is the Church we're talking about, right?

"I’m just going to step away from you and leave quietly via this door. Goodbye!" (Sounds of disappearing footsteps into the distance.)

Voice calls out, “It’s in ‘The Age’, for Thursday 25 October 2007!”

Apparently, the often fluffy Catholic Archbishop of Sydney, George Pell, has offended the Browning non-method, by daring to suggest the fact that environmentalism is a political ideology driven mostly by er, political ideologues.

According to Browning, Pell is going pell-mell straight to Hell, for saying in part “Radical environmentalists are more than up to the task of moralising their own agenda and imposing it on people through fear. They don’t need Church leaders to help them”. That's er, a fact. Check. He also said that he was sceptical about say, Manhattan under twenty metres of sea water by 2050. Twenty metres under the sea, Al Gore the political transvestite baloney, check.

He also points out that the ‘Environmental Junior Red Guard Movement’ is perhaps bogus or gosh, flawed? Pell says that as a Church leader, he must point out “when the Emperor is wearing few or no clothes”.

“Arise, Emperor Gore”.

Er, Pell is completely correct about the Enviro Comrades not needing the Church to push their deeply corrupt and corrupting agenda. Except that the irreligious Left and Radical environmentalists, not only do want the Church to conform to their cant and rhetoric, but all of the mainstream, which they already mostly have, and well, everybody else too. The Left and Enviro Freaks will never be satisfied, until there is no dissent from their bunkum whatsoever. And even then.

Why? Because it’s essentially an anti-individual, anti-freedom, anti-Capitalist Democracy mass orthodoxy, that is finally and essentially anti-people. The ultimate aim as stated repeatedly by many a Green and Radical Spokes Pimple, is the eradication of “the scourge” of humanity.

The Church being involved to the level of having an ‘Environmental Committee of the Sub-Pagan Committee of Neo Commies’, reminds me of the long ago, well intentioned but absurd ecclesiastical, elastical publication of ‘The Cross and the Switchblade’ book. It was a quickly and now profoundly, very laughable and dated late 1950's to 1960’s attempt at getting 'hip' with the kids. No one much remembers it, which is a shame, as it was a more genuine if embarrassingly naive effort that nonetheless, did mirror more closely than the latest load of creepiness, the ideas of Jesus.

Especially more so than following the work of Saint Al and his millions of deluded lemming like fans, in their idiotic pantomime and intellectual masquerade.

Brown prefaces his stupid fashionable and disturbingly shallow views with an accusation against the Government of having “an utter obsession with growth”. As opposed with an obsession with stagnation or the retrograde, or what about a most excellent economic collapse? That’s just gotta be Pious the First! Well, an idiot employed by the Church, non “growth obsessed” and therefore productive taxpayer funded tax exempt, can afford to twitter and twaddle away while conveniently removed from a harsher economic reality.

This is the best part I feel. Bishop Browning Off, says “I wrote him [Pell] a letter saying Jesus had an awful lot to say about the rich taking what belonged to the poor and about the heritage of the children, and as he spoke about both these things he spoke about climate change”. Riiight. Now there is so much topsy turvy ignorance, bean sized intellect and plain crazy as a monk in a lice ridden hair shirt, that I must ‘Fisk’ it one stupid and deluded piece at a time.

Firstly, to ‘Tom Brownings’ Non School Days’ level of education and apparent lack of understanding, wealth is a pizza. So, if I have more, someone has less. Er, no. We have enormous abundance not because we stole Ferrari's, plasma TV’s, air travel and modern medicine from “the poor”, but because we created this wealth from the triumphant duo of Capitalist Democracy and it’s attendant freedoms, including the free flow of ideas. Nothing in human history has done more to move the poor into the ranks of the economically free than Capitalism and Democracy. Not even the great work of millions of hippie parasites or the efforts of mass murdering Communism and Socialism.

Now go away George Browning, and enrol your feeble mind in a night course on economics 101. Get thee to a library!

Now, “the heritage of the children” will rely completely on how innovative, financially literate, educated and productive their parent’s and they have been. Not how much they tried to roll back into the filth and dust of history, no matter how much a phony Arcadia is invoked via the latest dumb and therefore, vastly popular ideological fashion that lies to you, because you want to be lied to.

Er, the last time I read Jesus, he “had a lot to say” about getting off your backside, physically, mentally and morally and about moving forward, not backward or maintaining a death like statis. Um, it's about as absurd as you can get, extrapolating that Jesus spoke about damn climate change. Good Grief, Charlie Browning!

Er, I thought the whole deal was that it was man made? Modern industrial man. But that’s the thing, the ‘facts’ of Climate Change that are so vehemently rammed down peoples throats one minute, are just as easily dropped or reversed in the next. But that’s because as a movement, it’s almost entirely emotional. Its how one ‘feels’ about things.

Brown drools on through his cassock that Pell, was an exception even in his own Church. Er, so scratch one down for total irrelevant bankruptcy, regards actual religion, spirituality and the teachings of Jesus Christ within the old Anglicans then, eh?

Sayeth the 5.0 Calibre Browning, “I frankly don’t know where he’s coming from or why he says what he does. It doesn’t make any sense to me. The contribution he should make as Leader of the Church is muted because of his stance”. Quite. I'm sure that a lot of reality doesn't make much sense to you, Georgy. Here, have two wafers and lay down, non-layman.

So, a leader today is defined by following the mass conformity of Leftist and Radical fashions? Especially the ones that the Left has co-opted to give them desperately needed new blood, legitimacy and a handy all purpose platform ever since the fall of Soviet Communism, the Berlin Wall and the absolute discrediting of Communism and Socialism among the sane. Er, is that the one?

I thought that the Church and Jesus were naturally the antithesis of atheist, inhuman, conformist, mechanical, ordinary people butchering and anti-religious Leftism? Gee, I guess I was wrong.

Yep, I guess it wouldn’t make much sense to you, Brown baby, when a Churchman says something, er, Churchy. You are so far out in getting with the hip and now, you’re about as profoundly spiritual as the latest Hello Kitty accessories.

Um, the opposite is true. The Church is muted because of your stance, George Brown Pants. What does anyone need the Church for, if they’re selling the same guff as the smug creeps up the street at the Socialist Alliance Meet House and Public Urinal? Gee, I wonder if that’s part of the reason why things are going bad regards filling those old pews. Never mind, get some nose rings and dreads. That’ll really convince ‘the kids’ that you’re for real, man!

“You’ll be wack and turner, baby. Rice that cracker and moan some cooly steel, yo’ all”.

Good old Pell said Church leaders should be “allergic to nonsense”. He’s right of course. Climate Change is the most codified nonsense since Communism or the Virgin Birth. He very rightly pointed out that environmentalism is a very effective way for “muting Christian witness”. Well, that’s because it’s essentially a Leftist and Radical inspired loon movement.

If there was no political advantage to the Left, no financial gain to the Leftoid, Liberal and fraudulent of mind, like Al Gore Blimey, various academics, and no cache for Hollywood freaks who see themselves as transgressive the more they conform etc, the environment would just be something you consider normally. Much like vaccination, plumbing and fire safety. Instead it's a single focus 'Fun Fair Mirror' & 'Moral Ego Monster Reflector' that distorts almost everything in public discourse.

George Browning then trots out the usual canard of how it’s all "settled science wise". Science doesn’t work that way, Bub. It always strikes me as curiously totalitarian this idea of, "it’s settled, so don’t even speak".

“Ok , Comrade. What is the slogan for today? Stravinsky is a ‘Hero of the People’ or an ‘Enemy of the People?’ Either way is fine by me but I wouldn’t want to suggest that I’m connecting my self to anything definite or indefinite, unless our Glorious Leader also feels we should agree with both points of view simultaneously or neither. I’m ok, but only in the currently approved and revolutionary way only”.

Science is not an agreement of the like minded, but a series of methods and process's that are all repeatable, demonstrated and testable. It’s not a game of numbers. Or else Galileo was wrong about the shape of the earth. Browning very yukkily suggests that “drought” be stricken from the language! Er, no 1984 there, eh? Christ. Because “it leads them [Australians] to think that they can return to the life they had before”. Yep, Browning is already twenty kilometres down the Road to Wigan Pier. Aah, the classic smug and unreachable arrogance of the unaccountable.

Essentially, like environmentalism, Browning's views are all bigotry, a bigotry that wears the deceptive cloak of 'it's all good for you'.

No matter how benign and pseudo 'reasonable' it's presented, environmentalism can never be satisfied, just like the Left movement by stealth that it really is. As time drags on, we'll be forced into ever more proscribed, restrictive, punitive and absurdly pointless behaviour. At core, it’s essentially a Commie Freak Global Franchise that co-opts regular people to make up the deluded and distracted numbers.

Lastly, the curiously named Rosie Catt, also of the AAEN, goes straight into zero Quality Control and hyperbole hyper drive, by blathering that inaction amounted to “Genocide”. Riiight. No concerns about real and actual Genocide happening right now, Rosie?

Check, Genocide. Apparently, stopping the Third and Developing Worlds from having the development that has more than doubled our life spans, given us enormous health, medical and economic freedom etc, etc, would not amount to Genocide? No way, sports. These people are mere abstractions and ciphers to the Left and Rosie 'on the mat' Catt.

But hey, let the fatuous, ignorant, entirely glib and fashionable in the West play one empty, meaningless and destructive anti-human game of moral vanity after another. It'll all pass as it has many times before, as soon as the gas escapes from it, and they find a new and fraudulent political play thing.

But it must be one that only ever inconveniences those that have no voice and take the full brunt of it in poverty, oppression, misery, disease and death. It must never be of real consequence, or an 'Inconvenience of Truth' to any Western hobby activist. On the contrary, they'll usually benefit very nicely indeed from its frauds, lies and fakery. They always do.

Rusty’s Crow Call.

Nothing escapes the reverse mirror, topsy turvy moral vacuum and research free zone of the MSM (Main Stream Media). From 'The Peoples Cube dot com'.


Several decades ago, the King of Australian television, Graham Kennedy, got the sack for making a “crow call” on air. That is, he made a long crowing sound like the bird of the same name, that just happens to sound like the originally low Dutch slang for sexual intercourse. Thus “Faaaaaark!” Ridiculous as a controversy and passingly funny, really.

Now I’m a fan of old Gra Gra, because anyone who managed to be distinctive, dynamic, entertaining, rebellious and mysterious at all in the largely dull and predictable Australian television industry and media, is er, a “faaaarkin’” miracle. These five qualities alone virtually cancel out 99% of our current Oz celebrity mass.

Aah, but on Sunday night, an elongated in flight tourist add, called “Australia Revealed”, was shown on Channel 7. Naturally, it revealed less about Australia, than how the negative default explanatory styles of the diseased and self loathing Left, are now mainstream and taken for granted. At least within the biased and bigoted MSM who have free reign to market and push their often mediocre boredom as a worthwhile er, ‘product’.

So what did Rusty ‘hanging on the telephone’ Crowe have to say? It’s nothing as usual with old RS, the full-time serious actor and part-time body guard cushioned public drunk and bore. Serious actor, like disciplined musician, is mostly an oxymoron. But sayeth the Crowe as his pompous, sonorous, condescending and mostly monotone narrative of cliché got into PC hyper drive, ‘If Aboriginal cultures, languages and beliefs are lost, Australia would lose it’s heart and soul’. Riight.

There's so much Cognitive Bias and Logical Fallacy in that one cant sodden, patronising and stinker line. The fact is er, no it wouldn’t. Bollocks. Not a bit and no. Firstly, there's zero chance of such a hyper hypothesis happening in Hartford, Hanover or Hampshire. Um, isn't there more than three times as many Aboriginals today as in 1788? Don't both public and private Australia pump millions of dollars, much exposure and effort into promoting and maintaining Koori heritage? Er, plenty of Aboriginals have career's, professions and cash etc, too. Aren't um, Aboriginals themselves going to be er, fairly Aboriginal? Could be.

Any Kooris watching this kind of typical glad handing crap on the tedious tube must just get sick of it after a while. I'd like to see some of these folk's given a chance to voice their more "diverse" range of opinions.

"Hey Crowe, mate! You're full of crap!"

But you know, journalist's know exactly what opinions Aboriginals should have. Somewhere from gratitude to a faux 'solidarity' with the opportunistic Left.

Apparently, the other 99.5% of the population have no heart and soul, especially as ‘The Crowe’ made a right angle turn from standard PC patronising of Aboriginals to standard PC broad insults against every other Australian, but mostly read as ‘white people’. Yep, there was of course that mandatory old canard of the Leftoid and non-patriot that ‘Australians came mostly from English Criminals’ etc. Er, no.

Most were not criminals and those that were, would never have been today. Their main ‘crime’ was poverty and illiteracy, especially in the ways of the dysfunctional, corrupt, dishonest and mean system of their time. And many were very literate indeed, as any investigation of the writings of that period will show. But what does that matter? You only have to walk on eggshells spouting phony platitudes trumpeting your Major in Moral Vanity, when you talk about Aboriginal’s or ethnic groups. Go straight for the crème de la crude when prattling about “White people bad, everyone else fabulous!” It'll all work out perfectly fine for you.

I liked quite a few of the films that Rusty has acted in and that’s in no small way because like most actor’s, he hasn’t actually written any screenplays or made any films. Still, he's obviously doing better than I am, to put it mildly. Now, most movie stars have nothing to say that you haven’t heard at any Student Union Crisis Meeting, car burning, bong night or madhouse. Or from Osama Bin Laden’s latest video release. Twenty minutes of the ‘Mile High Club’ and 'Oxygen Deprivation Society' was all I could bother with.

In every interview I’ve seen of the 'Great Actor', Russell usually seems to come across like a humourless and puffed up parody of himself. As if a medicated psychopath with an extremely earnest Banjo Paterson fetish, has cornered you at a party.

Russell will now read a poem. “Let me tell you of the gentlemen of the high plains and of the fields of wheat that sway in the...Hey! I said put my bloody call through now, pal!”

Now here is the kicker. Apparently Rusty was not insulting enough to mainstream and working class Australians according to a Mr Gordon ‘who am I?’ Farrer writing in 'The Green TV Guide' in 'The Age'. Er, I know I’m anonymous but unlike Farrer Force it Minor and Rusty Trawler, I don’t despise or condescend to a large proportion of my fellow voiceless and anonymous citizens.

‘Gordon of Cartoon’ did agree that ‘Crowe’s Call’ was one long line of hackneyed bunkum, but he still felt that it really let down the thirst for self loathing, arrogance and elitism that beats in the black heart of nearly every ‘Age’ journalist. Yes, it was ‘The Age’. Surprised eh? ‘The Age’ being the well known home of patriotic celebration and a profound love of the common people. Er, no. Farrer uses the phrase “patriotic masturbation”. Er, apparently, treason would logically then, be the height of being ‘Master of Ones Domain’. Balls.

Farrer 'The Fatuous' tooted, “But that portrait ignores the traditional Aussie can’t be arsed, won’t do spirit. Where’s the celebration of the slackers and the yobbo’s? Where’s the hoi poloi, the rabble that eschews effort and is uninterested in anything intellectual? Oh, hang on: Kath & Kim was on earlier”.

What a bastard, eh? Yep, yar all trash! Let’s give old Gordon ‘faux intellectual’ Farrer a little bit of a ‘Fisking’, eh?

First of all, there are just twenty one million people on this vast and mostly harsh continent. That’s only one million more than the tiny island of Taiwan. Australians achievements by almost every measure, are incredible, and much of it by the people who Farrer seems to see as gauche to despicable losers. My own achievements however are sadly negligible. Uh yeah, without another ‘Age’ journo, how would we all get by?

“Oh my God! This is a real crisis! A disaster! What’ll we do? I know! Get a journalist, an activist and a stand-up comedian! Quick!”

As you see, these people often have nothing but contempt for the mass of people who consume their utterly dispensable junk. Um, apparently Farrer is a real seeker of the intellectual, but can’t tell the difference between the sitcom of ‘Kath & Kim’ and real life. Keep lookin', Jim. That can happen to media types who are mostly cushioned by an income derived largely from being sales people for biased crap and mediocrity sold to the masses that they regularly insult.

How bad can our media get? As bad as any largely unaccountable series of smug cliques can be. How can so many write so little for so long and not get fired?

Dear Gordy, er, I’m kind of smart and I can usually brush my own teeth without much assistance, yet I don’t really hate my fellow people, especially as an abstraction. And I’m er, not picking up any deep sort of Samuel Johnson level of contemplation from you, really. Maybe that’s on Wednesdays? Maybe you’re just a bit of a bigot who looks down on anyone who doesn’t share your right kind of prejudices? I think the right term for such an Undergraduate mentality is twerp. Australia deserves a damn better media than they have. The Australian media is mostly not good enough. Its crap really and never seems to improve at all. It's just better packaged.

You wouldn’t know this from the annual ‘Andrew Ollie Media Lecture’ that was also shown on the same night on ABC TV. It stunk. Endless droning and backslapping about how incredibly great the Oz media is and how it’s actually getting better than ever. Er, no, it ain’t. The same old sickening baloney about how they're always ‘looking for new talent’.

Yeah, you can just turn up with your potential and apparently highly desired individuality, right? Nope. Potential and individuality are the two things that the media expend much energy on trying to avoid, and usually with great success. No, you mostly need to be a fully qualified assembly line bore and then you'll still only have a minuscule chance of getting any opportunity at all, ever. Those that do get into Club MSM, can look forward to a long career mostly churning out the same old required hucksterism’s.

Everyday in almost every way, the Australian MSM makes a collective crow call aimed squarely at the general public. It really is kinda rusty through and through.

A Soft Padding Sound.

"CBD apartment available. Great city views. Comes with rooftop garden fully equipped with Browning 50 Calibre machine gun. No vampires please. Ask for 'Speedy' Bob Neville".



Dear sports, this is Chapter 2 of Night Swallows West, my feeble attempt at a last man on earth scenario as a short story, influenced outrageously by Richard Matheson's I Am Legend sans vampires. Of course, I was motivated by that groovy cult piece of very good cheese from 1971 The Omega Man.

It starred "the man, and I do mean, The Man", Chuck Heston, as they say, mostly "eating up the scenery". Much as the truly great actor did in Planet of the Apes, Major Dundee, Will Penny, Ben Hur and so on. With Chuck, no matter how much suspension of disbelief is required, Heston always has the presence and ability to hit the mark every time.

I started this thing about seven years ago then shelved it until I felt I could do a little better. I'm looking forward to the new film version of I Am Legend, starring Will Smith. Looks pretty neat, kinda creepy and perhaps quite moving. The illustration is from that production. [Update: The script, the absurd CGI Gummi bear mutants and Will Smith all sucked. Just like the appallingly bad remakes of Planet Of The Apes and The Time Machine. Ugh.]

Chapter 3 in this perhaps deservedly unpublished series will be called Insect Kingdom.

Here is Chapter 1 A figure on the Landscape.






Chapter 2. 'A Soft Padding Sound'.

The sun rose higher over silent buildings above the mean air of broken downtown mains that expelled dark and slowly moving rivulets of liquid, feeding into larger bubbled pools and streams of greenish black. Peeps drove fast as the day hit its mid point and the light upon the buildings as he passed them, gave the effect of flickering playing cards, the warm light absorbing the last of the morning haze.

Stopping in the middle of an intersection he got out and looked up at the front of a building on which there was a giant billboard. With the bright daylight and the silence of the empty street, the city appeared hollowed out like a corn stalk. From the billboard, the image of a face looked down at him. Standing alone in the middle of the junction, the sensations of frustration that moved through his skin and muscle were as thousands of tiny and independently rising tremors. Standing on the road, he eased them away, letting out a fatigued moan, and then walked over to a cracked fire hydrant that was releasing a jet of white water into the gutter. Splashing his face under the softly falling mist at its edges, he took a cloth from his pocket and wiped himself down.

Releasing the handbrake and sliding into gear, he moved toward the middle of two lanes and drove on. As the vehicle made the flat ridge of a hill, its heavy body mounted a kerb onto deeply stained pavement. Turning the wheel, it described a semi-circle, so that the nose of the truck pointed towards the street and the body was at a diagonal to an immense electronic screen, now a washed out, patchy and motionless black. Drained of glowing image, it was affixed to the vast face of a multi-story stone columned department store that lead on to a labyrinthine network of alleyways and side streets.

The entrance of four large glass doors was pushed back to either side and covered in a thick greasy dust was framing a permanently open maw, like a mouth gasping for air. The engine of the machine began to cool, the steel hood contracting with sporadic cracking sounds like breaking bones.

A wide canopy jutted out at a hard angle, sheltering the sidewalk along the face of the entire length of the building and on the roof of this overhang, a single loose sheet of tin curled up like a frozen limb and tapped at odd intervals in the light breeze. Stepping onto the bitumen, he looked up toward the likeness of a great round figure that sat slumped upon the top of the greying metal of the canopy.

Slowly surrendering its bulk and features to the elements, was a large polystyrene snowman; the bubbled flesh pitted and eaten away in hundreds of gouged and melting pockets. One eye had fallen to its curved chest, where it was gradually burrowing its way down into the gut, forming a vertical shaft. A long corncob pipe, at a parallel with the roof, cast a shadow down the front and across three large and faded buttons. The pieces that formed the mouth had long since dissolved and the place where its crescent shape would have been was instead eaten away, cancer-like, by the steady effects of wind, rain and sun.

The form of the pipe was held in place by attachment to a long bolt that went into the back of its head, which joined a central piece of tubing acting as a brace and forming a backbone. One arm held the tattered remains of an umbrella, as the other lay disconnected against its side. A few strands of bare wire draped back from the body to the wall behind. A blackened mess of decorations lay strewn in broken and unrecognizable pieces around the base, while the remnants still hung wreath like across the filth slapped belly.

Past the glass doors, the interior of the building was centrally illuminated from high above by a vast skylight in the shape of a great domed glass bell, now opaque and mildew covered and straddling the centre of a plaza. The gaping holes and clear glass that remained allowed the sun to flood down the sides of two freestanding, glass and steel lift-wells directly beneath.

The light formed a blemished circle of illumination on the ground. From the top floor of the plaza, a small stream of water ran quietly down the rusted, bacteria-greened escalators and washed over the end of the last metal stair. Forming a shallow pool, the dirty water spread outside onto the pavement and along the gutter, following the gradient of the road. The flow continued down to the basement and then to the several levels of car park below as black, gasoline slicked and oily shallows.

Next to the lift wells was a two-story high Christmas tree made from steel, aluminium and plastic, its pyramid-like form carrying a heavy coating of dust and dirt that bent towards the ground, the millions of needles that made up its drained and washed out body. Hundreds of coloured and filth specked electric light globes covered a slowly rotting mass, while the many lengths of barely distinguishable ribbons sagged about its slag-like heap.

Under the dappled sunlight, he padded lightly across towards the stairs at the far side of the centre, where he stopped for a moment and looked upon a crumpled group of bones. A small form sat in a car ride and on a bench was an adult and a younger figure. A second figure was slumped against the fibreglass neck of a horse. The shredded remnants of their clothing moved slightly in the air. They had always been there, or so it seemed to him, as all that went before seemed less real than now. As he turned away, he spoke to them as he sometimes did to those that he came upon.

The timber of the steps was moist and sticky as he walked briskly onto the second floor and moved away from the atrium, towards the lines of shop fronts where the light became less penetrating and allowed shadows to form in the damp murk. He walked casually through the ripe funk of decay and towards the display racks, from where he removed a small sports bag before exiting out the other side of the store. Keeping a distance between himself and the unlit interior, he followed the line of the balcony along the wide concourse.

Turning into a corridor that led on to a stairwell, he strode up several levels, the light becoming progressively darker, before he pushed against a horizontal bar that opened a door into the bright light of a rooftop parking area. Wiping off a warped and weathered table, he sat down on the warm surface and put his feet on a chair. Placing the empty bag at his side, he took out his pistol from its holster, removed the magazine for a moment then slotted it back in as it made a small clicking sound. For perhaps twenty minutes, Peeps wrote in a small notebook, until a feeling of fatigue came over him. Getting up, he stretched and walked casually over to the wall at the edge of the car park and looked down and along the street, then into the distance for some considerable time.

Turning away, he got up, put the notebook in the bag and moved quickly down stairs, across the plaza and on into the half-light of an arcade. Its cold, dim interior led out onto a narrow sun filled side street of specialty shops, where seats and tables were set out on the pavement, with many tipped over and spread along the road. Entering a cafe, he placed the bag on the counter, and removed several bags of coffee from a shelf, placed them inside the bag, then left.

Stepping through the rear entrance of a large bookstore cool and stale, he placed two slim volumes in the bag and walked steadily back the way he had come. Returning to the vehicle he placed the bag in the boot, reached for a small folding chair then placed it in the morning sun, giving him a clear view down the hill and on through several intersections receding into the distance. From a box he took a small bottle and a book. Returning to the chair he sat and began to read, returning occasionally to several pieces that had lodged in his mind. Looking toward the sky he took a cloth from his pocket and began to clean his sunglasses.

Suddenly he coughed loudly several times and the sound of it bounced sharply off steel, glass, marble, concrete and tile cutting across the surface of buildings. For several blocks, this one sound penetrated the silence as each material modified it slightly, repeating and creating a kind of feint and weird amphitheatre. Peeps breathing became steady and he fell into a semi-doze then a deep sleep as his body slumped to one side, the day slowly falling into afternoon.

Against his face a soft push of warm air gradually brought him to consciousness as he stood up and twisted slowly. Placing everything back into the vehicle, Peeps got in and slowly drove off from the kerb. In the cabin a light hiss emanated from a radio receiver and transmitter that swept and cycled continuously through each frequency. Apart from the effects of weather and oscillation, it never varied from a clear monotone.

The Bleeder of the Opposition.

The most important thing that the Australian Labour Party can never seem to do.



The Leader of the Australian Labour Party and the Opposition, Kevin Rudd, has accused the Prime Minister John Howard of being negative by merely pointing out the clear facts of the Shadow Cabinet election line-up consisting of 70% Unionists, then Lawyers and Party Hacks.

Er, therefore, Rudd admits exactly what Howard is saying; that these facts are a negative! Julia Gillard, the woman who would be Deputy Prime Minister, is an old Communist that belonged enthusiastically to 'The Socialist Forum' at her old University. Er, as you can imagine, their agenda lacked um, Democratic nuance regards their true totalitarian dreamscape goals.

Now, imagine if you will, any Political Party putting up a neo-Nazi as Deputy Dawg material. Imagine the scandal.

Er, what’s that I hear? Let’s not take her past Communism so seriously. Not “real” Communism and Socialism? It never is, is it? One hundred million dead can’t be wrong.

Why is the thought of a gleeful Pinko sans a Road to Damascus, not basically the end of Rudd’s line-up of the usual suspects? Er, the media is mostly short for mediocre and what’s left is Left and that’s it. Far too many people seem incurious and undemanding. As long as they say the words you long to hear. “I know your deepest, darkest fear. I know everything. I’m a spy”. So said sad Jim Morrison.

Kevin Rudderless describes the classic career arc of what he is; a career Diplomat, and a ‘Consultant’. Er, yeah, Consultants…your guarantee that you have just paid a lot of money for often unproven advice available elsewhere for free. Now he’s a faux spontaneous Party Guy! He’s as spontaneous as a mimic can be. The reason Kevin is such a populist wind sock, is because he’s empty of any actual convictions at all. Just tie him to a pole in the horizontal and watch the wind blow right through him.

If the Labour Party were to win, it will prove to them that they never needed to change after all. Not their faction, Union and Left infected ideology or their fatally flawed Party structure.

"Jeepers! We were perfect all along!"

For months, Lazy Labour has been coasting on a fatuous sea of poll driven illusion, based entirely on the assumption that a majority want to vote for them, and not because of anything they have actually said, changed, put in place or achieved. This is smugness and conceit defined. This is 'Classic Labour Party'.

"We found voters were turned off by 'New Labour', so we put back the kilo of sugar and vinegar and are now calling it "Classic Labour".

Yep, for the Left and Labour of mind, feelings trump reality every time, especially when the great economic achievements of the current Government and much more, are taken often completely for granted by so many. Er, John Howard is on almost every count that matters in reality, one of the most effective, competent, pragmatic, mature and hard working Prime Ministers in the world today, sports.

Now, I don’t like that he took guns away from law abiding citizens and insists like virtually every leader, that Islam is a ‘Religion of Peace’ when it clearly isn’t. Ok, so we don't have the guns, but hopefully we have the numbers.

And as for the easy tripe phrase of "new ideas". I haven't yet heard a single one from 'New' Kevin. Er, I bought some new Chinese slip on shoes last week. They weren't as good as my old Italian hand mades. And I think I'll stick with my 'old' Fender Strat and old fashioned, living in the past Marshall. I'm a regular 'old' stick in the mud. Yeah, new ideas. Oh, I just thought of a new idea! Let's wear flowerpots as formal hat wear! It's new. Gotta be good.

Kevin Rudd is at best, often superficially pleasant and smiley, while underneath is a seething anger. John Howard is relentlessly polite and naturally so.

While other’s bend to the wind sock of populism, various fantasies of useless charisma and to nonsense about often dangerous “vision”, the PM achieves one incredible accomplishment after another, both consistently and often low key. And for eleven years.

Why is Peter Costello not considered one of the greatest economic heroes of our country and indeed anywhere? Instead, he’s either ignored, disliked or given a grudging and slim credit. Costello has performed one vastly competent economic miracle after another over eleven of some of the most volatile years in Australia’s history. And he also believes in the individual and the civic good.

Yep, it’s always “Er, yeah. Howard’s good at the economy but nothing else”. Er, the economy is the everything that everything else springs from. There is no ‘something else’. Rip off all your clothes, and live under some leaves in the local park. Call yourself “The Wildman of the Wood’s!" See how ya go.

Rudderless and all 'Howard Hater’s' always never, ever give credit to the PM. Howard is always just “tricky”, “clever” and a “liar”. Bunkum. He’s achieved what he has entirely due to empirical, highly measurable and measured competence, skills, talent and methods. It’s not a trick, but a trick of the light, to those unable to get out of the bog of Left and Labour ideology.

Yep, John Howard is a square and that’s just how I like my Prime Minister’s. Now, if the election was about auditioning a lead singer? Yeah, then I’d want someone hip, but otherwise, no. I’d vote for Winston Churchill if he was available for parties, but there isn’t one on the horizon and John Howard is the closest thing around.

Every faux “issue” that’s been generated and thrown at him over his eleven unprecedented years, is laughably distorted and inflated usually beyond any serious consideration. And that’s after they’ve almost invariably started as baloney. Then these vitally “important” topics are either given the status of virtual 'Urban Legend's of the Left' and endlessly recycled to true believers, or quickly replaced with a new and pressing canard straight from the sodden pages of ‘Journalists Anonymous'. They may be key issues to Kerry O’Brien on ‘The 7:30 Report, ‘The Age’ Editorial Team or a WTO riot participant, but er, no. Not really.

These mostly Leftish inspired ‘non-issues’ have been almost uniformly as unimportant, insubstantial and un-life like as a Socialist Alliance paper mache puppet, a la the Prime Minister as Fido.

Before I drone on anymore, here’s a list of a few of the Howard and Costello team's meagre achievement’s and er, “tricks”.

"That’s some Trick, that Trick 22”


Economic areas. Labour (1995-1996) versus John Howard’s Coalition (2007-2008).

Net Govt debt. Labour, $95.8b. Coalition, Zero.

Average mortgage rates. Labour 12.75%.Coalition 7.15%.

Real wages growth. Labour -1.% (Mar’83-Mar'96). Coalition 21.5% (Mar’96-June’07).

Unemployment rate. Labour 8.2% (March’96). Coalition 4.3% (Aug’07).

Long-term unemployed. 197,800 (March’96). Coalition 71,400 (Aug’07).

Australians at work. 8.3 million (March’96). Coalition, 10.5 million (Aug’07)

Average inflation. Labour, 5.2%. Coalition, 2.5%.

Avg. household wealth. Labour $136,257 (’95). Coalition $348,782 ('06 preliminary).

Industrial disputes. Labour 193 (Avg.’83-’95). Coalition 59, (Avg.’96-’07).

Source: Australia, Strong, Prosperous and Free. The Liberal Party. The Herald Sun Saturday October 13 2007.


Yep, that’s a lot of Party Tricks, eh? Or maybe luck!? Er, no. There’s nothing more enraging to the Left and Labour than public facts. They have to go into some heavy denial, relentless subject change, focus strictly on peripherals and boy, the mental gymnastics alone calls on every bogus ad hominem at their disposal.

Yep, the same freaks who chant “Little Johnny!", would never say that to someone who really was short.

“Hey, look! There’s little Johnny Wilson, the midget!” Nope, never.

The ad hominems aimed at the PM are invariably such absurd juvenile hyperbole, that they may as well be saying he's the biggest 'Destroyer of Solar Systems' since B9setT2-3A. And that's saying something.

If we ever get to see Fluffy under pressure as a Prime Minister, waiting to make no decision at all because he has no one to copy, well, it’s uh, going to be a blast or two.

The Wonderful World of Denial. Captain Bligh says there's no mutiny.

The Left Liberal Radical Axis of Mediocrity lost in the Wasteland of Moral Relativism and Cognitive Dissonance.


I did a post called 'The moral vanity of The Age turns away from The Dark Of The Sun’. This new and miserable post is my take on one of the latest public displays of pure political and ideological driven balls.

As reported in the Brisbane Times for October 05 2007, Labour Premier of Queensland Anna Bligh recently fired a disingenuous broadside from her poopdeck at Federal Liberal Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews. Here's the ABC on same.

What a broad!

This was after Kev decided not to increase the quota for Africans due to some Sudanese immigrants having very serious problems in er, assimilating. He also said that he wanted to move the focus of the quota toward Iraqi’s and other groups in need. Surprise, surprise, few mainstream media outflows challenged the following funky bunkum by Captain Bligh with a leg wax.

Anna called the Minister a "racist" as you do Er, right. Sure he is. She used the old canard of the mediocre and venal, Cliché Number 27B, that the Ministers statements were like something coming from "the Deep South of America in the 1950s". Quite.

"Racist!" is the auto-mating call of the PC Left Liberal and radical when they have no case or are trying to divert your attention. The old "down South" thang, is one of the few ways a Left Liberal and Labour fool can vent their natural and laughably repressed bigotry's.

Thus driveled the Captain before jumping off the high end of her own hyperbole plank, "I think frankly, Australians will see Kevin Andrews' comments for what they are. It has been a long time since I have heard such a pure form of racism out of the mouth of any Australian politician".

Well, just listen to your playback then. Apparently Anne of Sickly Green Gables doesn’t take Africans seriously enough as adults to logically believe that any should ever be held accountable for their own behavior.

Sayeth the Cap’n, “For it to come from the Immigration Minister is particularly disturbing”.

Er, yes, but this crap coming from the State Premier is at first merely laughable then creepy.

“I think we are in for a desperate and ugly federal election campaign and I would suggest that people like Kevin Andrews need to think long and hard about the long-term traumatic effects he will have on the lives of refugee children and their families before he opens his mouth again".

That’s right. Even though Police reports, business people, welfare worker’s, African’s pleas for help with their children etc, all exist, a River in Egypt is the place to go for Anna. Oh Anna. You come and ask me girl, to set you free girl... Yep, Premier Bligh may be the source of denial!

Here's Andy Bolt's Mea Culpa on how he joined in the Andrew's kicking, for November 19 2008. Ulike most, it's typical of the Bolta that he has the grace and smarts to admit an error. Plus he shows how Police Commissioner Tricky Chrissy Nixon and all and sundry, skewed the statistics for African crime and got the whole story wrong.

So a year ago and even as a raw and beginner blogger, I got it entirely right, thus proving that I'm better than most, being one of the God's an' all.

"Kevin Andrews comments are basically making a judgment about the character of people on the basis of their race," said Miss Anna Funicello, er, Bligh.

Balls. Um, Minister Andrews made the judgment based on cultural and criminal realities and um, the most common practitioner’s of Sudanese culture are surprise, Sudanese.

Sudan being quite a bit less multicultural and ‘inclusive’ than Australia, hence the decades of vicious warfare and internecine tribal mayhem. And um, why can’t you judge on race, exactly? Especially as there is no such thing. We’ve been pretty judgmental about countries with a warlike culture before.

Nameless drone; “Sir, the Japanese have sunk half the American fleet at Pearl Harbour!”

High Ranking Official who knows far better than any plebe ever could, who simply doesn’t have the Officer’s sense of nuance; “Let’s not rush to judgment, soldier. Can’t you see that your kind of racism will only inflame the situation?

Anyway, anyone who would do such a thing, while it should be deplored in the strongest possible terms, is obviously not a real Japanese. Now pass me that nice coloured paper and scissors and help me cut out dolls. That’s what being truly constructive and inclusive is all about”.

And that’s the thing. As Evan Sayet has said, one of the defining characteristics of PC Leftardism, is that it sees having no discrimination and discriminating thinking whatsoever as a "moral imperative". They don’t want to judge anything, except for any difference of opinion to theirs. And especially if you dare to disagree.

"The ability to discriminate is the basis of rational thought". Evan Sayet.

Anna Bligh and her kind dismiss any contradictory views, opinions, experiences, and empirical evidence, no matter how objective or documented, as invalid if it contradicts her delusions and wilful ignorance. This virtually guarantees that the situation at hand will fester until it's far too late for everybody, as it has in the Britain and Europe. But never mind. It’s the messenger’s fault.

Insert Political and Ideological Cliché Number 19/B.

But of course everybody comes out of this environment of endless war, tribalism, mass murder, despair, zero schooling, total societal collapse, rape and no room service, pressed and ready to go straight to the office. right? Got to, Mister!

“Clean shirt? Check. Watch? Check. Tie? Check. AK47? Check”.

Many Sudanese may be regular people, even relatively speaking including their relatives, really. But those that ain’t, are pretty effective at um, not being so regular.

“Before I go out at night, I like to have a nice bowl of All-Bran and put on my Crips Colours. It keeps me regular!”

Well Anna does have support though er, from the usual coalition of the publicly funded. Here’s some of the Baloney Squad. The following in quotations are from the Brisbane Times followed by my nasty but witty comments.

"Elhadi Abass, the Manager of the Multicultural Sudanese Centre in Flemington, said the so-called African gangs were simply groups who stood out because they were black and tall”.

"There are no gangs; it is the Sudanese culture to walk together as a group". Elhadi Abass.

Isn’t that great? Ok, get your breath. It is funny, innit? Elvis wasn’t an addict. He just liked taking enormous amounts of drugs!

“Bol Gok, a member of the Sudanese Community Association of Australia, said the dossier was another way of the Minister "targeting the African community”.

Er, apparently there are some other ways he neglected to mention.

"I don't think anything he says should be correct because he has generalized the whole community. These problems can happen to anybody, not just the Sudanese community".

Not at eight times the average, chum. Er, riiight. Kevin "generalized" when he clearly never did, so Ball Cock then actually generalizes about the Minister! Er, good luck with that, Jim.

Here’s an impeccable source of fearless objectivity: “Human Rights Commissioner Graeme Innes said any decisions about Australia's refugee intake should be made on the basis of humanitarian need and not how well refugees integrated into Australia.[!] It's not surprising there are problems. These people have been in refugee camps for a decade in some cases", Mr. Innes said”.

Er, I thought the only problem with Africans was Kevin’s mean words, but now there is a problem?! I’m confused Mr. Innes. Is that Graeme Innes the airport novel writer? And we should not care how well people integrate if at all?! Good Grief! Oh, I get it...Graeme means he doesn’t care how well they integrate into your neighborhood and not his. Got it Gra Gra.

"We should be embracing and helping people rebuild their lives, we shouldn't be singling out groups”. More Innes.

Embracing eh? Watch out for that knife! Er, I thought we were helping, to the tune of millions of dollars and an actual immigration policy that the immigrant's countries don't have. Gee, I don't believe Sudan has an Immigration Policy? Well, Graeme, maybe you would have enjoyed embracing the seven young African males, that an undercover Detective at our cafe, was forced to mace?

Er, I think Grabba Grabba hey only wants one group actually. The parts of the African Community that can never move into his street.

I knew plenty of African business people and Church going folk who suffered from the behavior of their own young males. Guess what? Maybe a few of 'em want the same things as everybody else, minus the PC infected guff.

"Paul Power, from the Refugee Council of Australia, said the claims made in the dossier "could be said about any community in Australia". Er, statistically speaking, no.

My wife is Japanese. Yeah, I'm terrified of her Tokyo friends just like everyone else. No. Ooh, lookout! It's a Welshman! And he's got a pie! I won't leave the house due to Taiwanese $2 shop owner's, surfer's from Hawaii and roaming gangs of Jews.

"Mr. Andrews is presenting it as concrete evidence, and none of the other side of the story. He is presenting an extremely one-sided view of African Australians”. A single minute of Power is enough.


“Reverend David Pargeter, from the Uniting Church's Synod of Victoria and Tasmania, said: "When a Government minister, on the eve of an election, connects violent action with one particular cultural group, we know we have reached deeply into the darkness of racial politics”.

Actually, when I hear your crap, I know I know I'm listening to a professional grievance mongering and lying Leftard multicultist. Er, look fluffy, change “connects” to disconnects and you have the previous cavalcade of PC rabble’ down to a T. Here’s one last Logical Fallacy from the parade of Cognitive Dissonance before you throw, sports. It's professional asshat Tim Costello.

“And World Vision chief executive Tim Costello warned that other countries might stop taking Sudanese refugees displaced by the Darfur crisis if Australia clamped down on African migration”.

Er, yeah Tim, as usual, right on the mark as usual. Er, no.

Councilor and teacher Peter Brown of Dandenong, or Fun City, said this year that the Australian Government was "easing the ethnic problems of black Africa by transporting their citizenry to Australia by the jumbo jet-load".

He said to Radio 3AW that the Sudanese had been one of the most challenging groups of students to deal with. “They've come from an environment where there's been very little domestic control”.

Yep, ethnic groups are entirely worthy of being taken seriously, but never enough to notice any flaws.

Here are some quotes from a whole parade of alleged "racists!" just trying to get elected, apparently. Let's start with a comment by the Police. The source is the intermittently mediocre Neil Mitchell in The Herald Sun, via Abandon Skip blogspot.com.

“Many of them are continuously looking for problems. They choose not to adapt to the Australian way of life and more annoying they do not like to abide by our laws”.

Senior Detective Dave Logan from the Transit Police, speaking to the Berwick Leader: "Ninety-nine per cent of our assaults, robberies and armed robberies involve the Sudanese”.

Secretary of the Police Association, Senior Sgt Paul Mullett, to The Australian: "The Sudanese are very difficult to deal with. They come from a lawless background and they really have to be educated about Australian society's standards”.

Assistant Commissioner Paul Evans, officer in charge of Region 5, which includes Noble Park, speaking with me on 3AW: "This is a cultural thing. A lot of these people are brought up as warriors in their own country”.

Evans, speaking about police activity after the murder of Mr Gony; "We really want to keep a lid on this. It's a bloody awful thing”.

Sudanese Community Leader Martin Johnson, from the National Democratic Alliance of Sudan, who describes it as cultural shock, where young Sudanese suddenly have freedom and clash with their parents who try to control them: "We are sorry for what our kids have been doing and sorry for what has been happening to the community in Australia”.

Here's a simple fact for the pea sized of mind to try and grasp: Africans also suffer from endemic African style violence, especially in Africa! So, let's do something effective in of all places, empirical factual reality. Right here and right now. Many Africans are Christians and maybe a little hip to the local scene per se.

So, I'd get with their Churches a little too, maybe. In short, treat them as the human beings they are, for good and bad, not ciphers for lying. It's crazy enough to work. Ah, the light hearted fun and laughter of our merry waltz to cultural suicide.

Here's my letter to Captain, my Captain. I got a bog standard form response but no celebrate diversity festival show bag.




My feeble missive as follows.


Dear Premier Anna Bligh:

Ahoy Captain. I was very interested in your very serious charge that Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews is indeed a racist. This is naturally something I'm sure you are in the process of reporting to the Police, as a racist Minister of the Government is against the law an' all.

Er, one thing, Miss Bligh, um, we are both using the same definition of racism aren't we? Meaning that one believes in the idea of race which has no scientific basis. And then one extrapolates that some of these undefinable races are intrinsically inferior to others. Are you with me so far? Good.

Er, or do you mean the fraudulent 'charge' of racism being made as a way to avoid facing problematic and harsh realities and the ensuing er, responsibility?

Hey, what do I know? I'm just a guitar player.

Now, we live in a Parliamentary Democracy where little to zero can be done without first passing a law via the many levels of checks and balances. So Kevin Andrews’s alleged racist actions that you have not spelled out beyond ad hominems and Logical Fallacy, would surely have a basis in a law or laws somewhere first. Am I right? Yes. Er, where are these laws exactly then, Anne dear?

Doesn't that kind of make all the many people who voted for these people also er, "Deep South racists?" Say, people like me and my Japanese wife must also be supporters of a racist! Gee whiz! Do you really think it could be so?

Aah, Old Dixie, one of the few groups and cultures you can exercise your own kind of acceptable racism and bigotry against, anytime, anyhow and anywhere. No one complains. Guaranteed. Yep, they're all trash down South, even the Chinese, Japanese, Jewish and Latinos etc, eh?

They're all Southerners, Jim.

I'm married to a Japanese woman and come from a very working class background, so I tend to be very sensitive to when ethnic groups and the working class are being used as handy ciphers for political and ideological cant. Like you did with Africans, in the Brisbane Times I believe.

I will state here quite clearly, as one of the anonymous, powerless and voiceless drones of the Australian public, that you have made an absurd, outrageous and profoundly phony "I'm so much better than you" lie, and a slanderous public statement.

Look, I may be wrong, so send any photo's you have of Kevin Andrews in full KKK regalia and we'll call it quits, eh?

Any chance of a reply, old sport? I would like one, if that's ok. I'm sure you're very accountable, hmmmm? Now no need to tender your resignation and subsequent suicide. Just tell me how and why you would say such bunkum in public and how many people do you think would actually swallow it, I mean without wanting to anyway? Or apologise to Kevin Andrews’s maybe....

Here's the link to something I wrote rather nicely on my popular and shabby blog regarding the whole typically fraudulent response by The Age newspaper to the whole Festival of Political Posturing regards the unpleasantness with immigrants. Newspaper? Sure it is.

All the best from Colonel Robert Neville.

Indoctrinate K.

Kofi Annan stops for a well earned break after doing nothing about anything except aiding and supporting evil and corruption. And lot's of loading of kickbacks into his Swiss bank account. Phew! He's the hardest working man in the 'All Show, No Action Business!' It was always coffee time with Kofi, at the UN...




Here's a modified piece from Monday 15 October 2007.


File under the snappy title of why I don’t want my son to be indoctrinated with the fashionable and dangerous junk of Marxist Left infected climate change con-artistry.

In 2007 I attended one of a series of Open Days get to know the school thing for my son, who started primary school the following year. All very nice and groovy and so open your brain falls out. The school is over a hundred years old. Yet I remember it like it was only yesterday... Dig, the politics in the government education system date from about 1975 up to the very latest pain in the ass. The teachers at this school are mostly nice people really, but government employed means mostly conforming to the benign, the soft Left and up to hardcore creeping Marxist Leftardism. No, really.

The school has many worthy and thoughtful approaches and maybe that’s the problem. Nice people accept and swallow strangulated PC guff better than anyone, because they imagine they mean well and hate to be seen as not correct enough. You never can be enough for the er, Current Truth.

Not just in education is there always one more obsession with controlling something that isn't controlled completely yet. Though luckily it's only what you say, think, do and who you are. No, really.

Well, I was kinda exhausted on that particular afternoon and as I was drifting in and out of my somnambulism, I picked up how the big focus for the school next year will be, wait for it...the environment. Big 'effing and fun surprise, eh? The kids'll love it! No.

Hey, they don't mean a focus on the environment of critical thinking skills, or physical fitness, or financial, philosophical, linguistic and numerical literacy, martial arts, independence or business skills, how to run a ranch, an appreciation and understanding of our system of Parliamentary Federalism, Capitalist Democracy and freedoms, the glory of the Western Canon, the debt we owe our armed forces for our fortunate life, an examination of the diseased spread of the politics of the Left, or the relentless ongoing threat of Islam. Nope. Scratch the Big Elephant that wants to kill us all.

None of these are where we apparently need to concentrate for real um, achievement. What every kid needs right now, is what the correct opinions are and what to think to the decimal point about the environment! And there's so much of it about!

"Look! The sky! And exciting dirt!"

Now, the very cone hat wearing denunciation session response I usually get is “Well, don’t you care about the environment? There's no future for the children without it?”

Well, not as much as you and not without crazy pills. And for me, there's no future worth having if I have to spend most of it listening to earnest twerps. Just saying you care, doesn't automatically lead to thinking straight and taking effective action on anything. These are quite separate ah, things.

The future is unlikely to be built on parroting unproven and predictive "consensus" drivel. Science has nothing to do with consensus by numbers. If one says no and he's right, 99 saying yes still means nothing if they're all wrong. It's methodology, re-testable evidence, being able to repeat an experiment and submitting a theory for multiple peer reviews etc. Global Warming is a deeply corrupt and corrupting influence, a money and cache spinner to the tune of over four billion dollars in "research" funding as of 2006.

If they all agree, why research it then? You obviously know all and have the hard evidence...No.

"Oh yes. We all agree. We want more funding!"

The dogshit on your shoe that is Climate Change rhetoric, is the most overbearing, insufferable and sickening atheistic orthodoxy since the last one.

Just say "Whatever you tell me, I believe it all!" and "Al Gore is a living and infallible Gulfstream jetting and Limousine convoy riding saint!", and your cheque will be in the mail.

If they care about the environment so much, why is science, physics, marine biology, geography, bio-chemistry, anthropology and so on, no longer good enough for the job?

Cos the real tactical problem is that they all require an adherence to facts and gosh, Quality Control. Then there's nowhere for the Ten Idiot Commandments of Al Gore. Then the empty and meaningless endorsements by one thousand unqualified Hollywood freaks and endlessly sour "The End Is Nigh!" Left academics, just don't count, do they?

The Marxist activist of mind want an all enveloping fake umbrella via a manufactured subject. They then have a very useful, easy to manipulate mass movement. In fact, they already do. They can’t really do this within established and separately legitimate subjects of academic discipline. You have to have mass conformity of thought and action for their true goals.

Global Warming=Global Socialism.

This bunk got a real boost with the collapse of Soviet Communism. Fellow travellers in the West needed to find another cause to feed and legitimise their radical politics by stealth, and quick! Its worked beyond a Socialist ego monster's wildest dreams. The mainstream now promotes and defends Socialistic and Communist doctrines on their behalf! Truly sickening and astounding.

But I digress. Back to school. I was busy and didn’t think about my dazed and confused Open School Day until a few days later, when I read a news letter from my sons Kindergarten. Kindergarten is a German word and kind of apt, considering the Nazi-like ugliness, crudity and cruddiness of accepted Left rhetoric.

“Vee have vayz of making you talk like uz!”

So in 2007, he's in the last few months of chreche and stuff and I’m a flickin’ through a gentle newsletter from said kindie. There's nice and boilerplate things about behaviour and so on. There is. It’s all fairly decent though as per usual overly proscribed with tiresome details. You know a lot of the style today is basically how to make boys more like girls, short of literally emasculating them, and how to encourage girls to be the boys they have mostly no interest in being. You know, the usual ball of string. Then I spy, in the house of love, the dream that you’re dreaming of...

A single page stapled in and written by er, let's call her Candy, titled “Why do children need to learn about climate change?” Exactly. Why the fuck do they? My guess is more hordes of Junior Socialist Soldiers. Er, they don’t need to know. Now I’m not objecting because it’s absurd rubbish and not true. I’m not saying it’s not true a little, no, of course not... I’m saying it ain’t true at all. It’s pure crappo junk.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. There's none. The onus is never on me to believe you, the onus is always entirely on you to prove your case. That's science, bub.

I object to a currently fashionable, politically and financially motivated ideology of laughably named Climate Change canard pushed by Left, Socialist, Communist and radical ideologues and front groups.

I'm repulsed and bored by the venal, rich, political transvestite opportunist and utter fraudulent hypocrite Al Gore. I'm pushed into snooze land by the endless parade of absurd, frivoulous, flatulent and clueless celebrities, Fidel and Chavez loving Hollywood decadents, musicians, Marxist academics and Leftoid Teachers Unions.

Quite frankly, I want the dominating influence of these freaks to be as limited and cancelled out as I can manage. In short, keep as far away from my kids as possible, you fucks.

I don’t want my son being indoctrinated with ideology that has no testable standards whatsoever and cannot be questioned. I don’t want my son to be told the lie that Islam is a religion of peace either. So there. Nya nya.

Christopher Hitchens has defined Islam as "filth". Mohammed the freak, rapist, paedophile and mass murderer, was not a fun guy and thus nothing like Jesus Christ. The crude, turgid and unreadable insanity of the Koran is not a "Great Holy Book". From the first stupid and evil page to the last, it sucks shit.

Now the first line of the first paragraph of the neo-nutso newsletter read “It may be comforting to deny the scientific information about global warming, but the evidence is now overwhelming”.

Pretty smug, eh?

Er, I thought it was far more comfortable to accept an orthodoxy than try to defy it and the wrath of the zealot mob. See how these bastards have replaced even the idea of questioning their crap by defining it as akin to "Holocaust denial?!"

Such conceit and “don’t question me” arrogance. What the Hell is this kind of stuff doing in a Kindergarten paper? They’re two to six year olds...

Such tripe is now considered mainstream. The little letter said that carbon dioxide, a naturally occurring gas from breathing, the sea, vegetation, volcanoes etc, and what most all life forms are made from, is all caused by humans! And this in turn causes GW. Er, no.

The increase in Co2 comes about 800 years after any of the many warming periods of the earths several billion year history etc, etc.

Candy quotes the fraud, incompetent and stupid mediocrity, Kofi Annan. “The question is not whether climate change is happening, but whether in the face of this emergency, we ourselves can change fast enough”. Er, right you shitbag. Hows ya son's bank account going?

You can’t ask “Is it safe?”, but Candy takes it as given that there's a crisis of climate change. Balls. And what has Kofi changed except his bank details and laughable job description? Candy says “It would be irresponsible to not share this information with children, to give them the opportunity to learn how their actions impact on the planet”. Er, yeah. They'll love it. All five year-olds think this way.

Maybe she means share the nformation that Kofi and Gore are utterly corrupt, rich and unchallenged frauds?

It’s not very responsible is it, to burden small children with phony doomsday scenarios and guilt all for nothing? And you wonder why so many young people are depressed when they are relentlessly told the opposite of reality? They're being brainwashed with the natural negative nihilism of the Left, disguised as the good works of save the planetism.

Capitalist Democracy and free markets are precisely what's improved the world and our lives. Apparently millions not dying from disease and hunger is a negative. Conservation of nature is apparently auto-great, but conserving people just doesn’t figure.

An absurd linking of non-facts and shibboleths built on fashionable suppositions: “This knowledge enables children to be part to be part of the CC solution and teaches them that they can make a difference”. Not as a conformist group they won't. Not a lot of room for rugged individualism in a mass movement, is there?

It’s not knowledge and knowledge is not wisdom. My computer holds lots of knowledge called data. This brainwashing doesn’t enable children to do anything, as they have no choice in either agreeing or disagreeing with this stuff. Where is the invitation for an impossibly well informed five year old to er, disagree? Or a 47 year old to disagree or question for that matter? There ain’t one.

Make a difference? Without any understanding of finance, economics, media, political ideology, extremism, Capitalist Democracy, science and coercion? Or for that matter, Radical and anti-Democratic groups satrating, co-opting and infiltrating grass roots and popular movements? I doubt it.

Indoctrination of the very young and innocent by ideology cloaked in self-righteous and unanswerable cant. It's for the benefit of adult obsessions and not the children. It's disingenuously political.

GW junk is parroted to the letter by narcissistic sleaze bags and liars like the Clintons and Al Gore, radical and violent Leftist extremist groups alike, such as the Socialist Alliance, a front group for over 150 violent organisations and is now even repeated verbatim by Osama Bin Laden.

The sources for the kindergarten pamphlet were the spineless, dithering, weak minded and deeply corrupt Kofi plain brown envelope Annan, and the profoundly political, unaccountable and ridiculous IPCC. 2,000 scientists? So what? There are millions of scientists in the world and how many have been consulted?

Yep, it's Lefism through and through, kids. Vast completely unproven and untested leaps to disaster are exclusively the modus operandi of the Left. Computer models that can't get the weather for next week right more than 65% of the time, can apparently get it on the money 20, 30 or a 100 years into the future...Er, no.

The Junior Red letter got kinda contradictory and muddled in predictable fashion and I got exhausted, but here are some highlights.

Candy wants “the children of future generations” to enjoy the same or better standard of living than now. But we have to “reduce our impact on the planet’s resources”. Where do you start? Er, a higher standard of living, eh? So we’re talking about Capitalist Democracy and free markets? Nope. A better tommorrow and all via Marxism apparently.

Though not for Candy personally, I imagine. The two unprecedented and massively successful systems of Capitalism and Democracy are unmentioned or alluded to anywhere in Candy's Economic Master Plan for Tomorrow. And we are talking about a newsletter for a Kindergarten....five-year olds. Wait until High School and Uni, kids!

Candy: “...an equity issue that is relevant as race, class and gender!”

Mmmm, deliciously thick, turgid and unreadable as an inner-city lesbian's thesis on the patriarchy of whatever. Riiight. I can see the Socialist Alliance badges and Che the child killer’ Guevara poster and T-shirt set from here. Raise that middle-class kiddie fist in the air.

"No, not ya finger up the nose, Billy!"

Then as it often does, it's into fairly faux emoting of traditions. Tradition is what the Left and Liberal spend most of their time trashing and dismissing, unless it disingenuously and hypocritically suits their means and ends.

This stuff is so mainstream that it flows like dysentery from the most regular and normal seeming folks. That’s the problem. Ordinary people have pretty much accepted what is actually Left, radical and extremist propaganda, with an ultimately hideous and moronic logical end.

It occurs to so few that much of there doctrinaire fodder is clearly stupid and can only end in disaster, as it has. It occurs to even less people to say anything about it, or even know how to. In the end, this singular paradigm for indoctrinating children is a freakish obsession to control everything and everybody.

Good luck in disagreeing with any of it, kids.

The moral vanity of 'The Age' newspaper turns away from 'The Dark of the Sun'.

There are some great shopping bargains to be had in more ethnically diverse and working class areas for those who come suitably prepared.



A favourite Mark Steyn quote is of how "the great thing about multiculturalism is that absolves you from actually learning anything about another culture. You merely have to feel good about it and go to the restaurants".

Like every Western country and the only countries with multicultural immigration policies, Australia is experiencing er, some Celebration of Cultural Diversity problems. Someone left the cake out in the rain it seems.

The equation works out something like this: The middle-class and upwards usually enjoy more of the positives of Multiculturalism, while the poor, the working class, the immigrants and the refugees themselves, bear most of the brunt of the negatives. You know, the empirical facts of violent mayhem and dysfunction that dare not speak their name.

So basically, unless you're living in it and UNDERSTAND what you are experiencing, the MSM and our authorities will leave you ignorant of the true scale of our own massive social decay.

“Hey, I really like that Vietnamese electrician, the Scottish dentist and the Chinese accountant. Not so crazy about the Sudanese rapist and the heroin dealer from Saigon, the aggravated burglary fanatic from Canada or the pervert from Pago Pago”. A racist.

In 2007 the Australian Immigration Minister Mr Kevin Andrews, said that he would be limiting the intake of people from Africa, in part due to the difficulty of more than a few being unable to um "fit in" and as the quota is filled, policy would focus on Iraqi’s and Burmese etc.

Fit in. Sounds like the slightly gauche guy at a sophisticated dinner party making a faux pas about Madame Bovary and modern art.

“Oh, I meant that Jeff Koons was neo ironic in his references to over sized consumerism, not just ironic in the distillated sense of say, Karl Von Poo Poo pants”. Inner-urban sophisticate Left Liberal hypocrite and thus never a racist.

Or maybe like this...

“I don’t know. Ahmed and Van just don’t seem to click with people. Could it be the screaming, gang colours and the machetes? Australians are soooo narrow minded!”

On Friday October 11, 2007, The Age newspaper, [sure it is!] had a banner above their headline of “Community’s anger spills over” at the top of page one that read, “We are all Australian, Mr. Andrews”. Quite. Whatever. Er, no.

That shows him, eh? Pure self-righteous balls. It’s the perfect self-serving default slogan for the meagre and mediocre morally vain Age journo, your guarantee of unbalanced and alleged news. Yep, ya reckon the Age Editorial staff all live in the fucking working class and migrant heavy suburbs, you know, the one's with the mismatched cheap curtains? Er, no.

But they’re willing to stand shoulder to shoulder with Africans against racist hyperbole whether actual or imagined. They’ll just do it as many suburbs away as possible.

A Sudanese “community spokesman”, [See biggest loudmouth creep] said that all Australians should be ashamed of the murder. Er, I'm sorry but no. Only the people who killed him, I’m afraid. Um, isn’t the whole drift of all this supposed to be that you shouldn’t judge a whole culture by the actions of a um, minority? Oh, I get it...Check and nuance.

The riots in Sydney were according to the earnest to prove their right on non-racism, all the fault of white mobs. Yep, no-one PC complains if you throw all white people, especially working class nobodies into the "racist" jive. Apart from including a lot of drunks, there was the tiny irritation of a decade of serious intimidation and violence by Lebanese Muslim gangs that contained authentic tribal and ex-militia types.

That's over a decade with absolutely no “community anger spills over” headlines and no serious media criticism of any Lebanese bullethead. It was “shame” and “racist” when the paradigm suits the MSM, all aimed at white Australians and via bullshit headlines screaming disingenuously from page one.

Now paradoxically, I have no time for idiot mobs whatever their beef and would have hosed them all.

But do dig corruption whistleblower and ex-detective Tim Priest, who speaks clearly of how for over ten years, both Government and Police ignored Lebanese gangs whatever they did, as policy via corruption of sworn duty, incompetence and PC cowardice. Not much different in Melbourne, Tim.

The headline on was “Coalition accused of race politics”. Not until the seventh paragraph do you find out who the objective source for this expose actually is. Surprise! It’s the Opposition Immigration Minister, Tony the Burke. Er, a boy is murdered and the Opportunist Minister for Imitation kind of infers the actual Immigration Minister of kind of being a racist, or at least "incompetent" and a political opportunist. Er, fraudulent, spineless and gut turning bollocks, Burkey boy. Cos Burke doesn't believe in being discriminating. Sadly, the ability to discriminate between good and bad choices is the basis of rational thought.

Dig "Comrade Burke" and the Utopian Marxist company he enthralls at the Labour Tribune...very 1930's innit?

"I'm yet to be shown a good reason why." These were Burke's words on suggestions that temporary protection visas should be retained. He finished his speech with a message for asylum seekers and refugees under a Labor government: "The day you arrive in Australia is the day your persecution ends." Burke will face a struggle in shadow cabinet to win support for abolition of TPVs, but he is confident he can win. Refugee and immigration activists in the ALP and beyond should put maximum pressure on Labor to win this change.

Of course at the heart of the injustices is a world system that is all about controlling human labour-power as a commodity. As the world economy becomes increasingly global, it is a crime that human beings are treated as criminals for wanting a better life. Tony Burke is quite right; no human being should be illegal. However, there is only one way to ensure this and that is to abolish immigration controls altogether. Democrats, humanitarians and socialists should campaign for a world without borders. Businessman and explorer Dick Smith has called for the end of all immigration controls, saying, "Borders are really – they’re immoral, really if you analyse it."



The Age like all of the Left, love their victim pets, whether they are or not. Must be damn fine to be a contrived and fraudulent hero especially as it's a pose that you can discrad at the drop of an irresponsible hat.

Man, there's shithead louts in better areas but basically no. It's always “Police arrested two men from, [the working class suburb] of St. Albans and fifteen men from St. Albans and 150 men from St. Albans. They also gave a stern warning to seventy-five WTO rioters from St. Brats Private College”.

The focus of faux tears by the The Age, was a young African man apparently and rather ironically from a Christian and awfully suffering family, Liep Gony. Liep was 18 years old in Thursdays ‘Age’ and 19 years old in Friday’s edition. Right. Confidence building. Liep already had several serious charges against him, including weapons, assault and theft. A sad and mixed up dangerous kid, sports. And as an ex-cafe owner in an immigrant area, Liep was the kind of lad I had to deal with over three long years.

He was allegedly and brutally murdered by two South Australian males, Clinton David Rintoull 22, and Dylan Sabatino 19. Rintoull is reported as having a mental illness. Quite. Violent murder pushes ya over the edge every time. Liep Gony has been filmed wearing a red gang bandana while taking part in ongoing violent behaviour in one attack led by him and his pals in a store.

Bigotry and racism come straight from immaturity and ignorance mostly, and human nature. From boredom and zero role models. From being dumb as a bench. From the atomisation of society that results from forcing mostly poorer people to be together when they don’t really want to be. From the Marxist Left critical theory of denigration of every and any institution and tradition in the host country, and the patronising elevation of diversity until it means nothing beyond a vacuum and nullity.

It comes from dysfunctional young men and women who are not productively occupied. It comes from the opportunity to take cowardly advantage. From the fact that not everybody likes everybody else, and why should, or would they? And racism ain't just white people, which is invariably the feeble default MSM meaning.

Why and how did he die? Well, that’s crime and crime happens. Often it's for nothing and random, or some juvenile "reason" For plain dumb bigotry, for kicks, or a for a troublemakers wasteful but logical end. And it may have had nothing to do with racism or bigotry at all.

I’ve been violently assaulted more than once. It doesn’t happen any more and for rather good reasons. But it could. I could have easily died or even killed my attackers defending myself. And if any one had then asked why, the answer would have been for no reason at all. None of the violence made any sense. Hideous and oddly boring really.

Where do poor immigrants go to live exactly? The professionals and more affluent can go to nice suburbs with nice driveways. The regular and poor more likely go to places filled with video stores, take away food outlets, two dollar stores, graffiti, desolate and very ugly railway stations, and little or zero night life.

Unless you’re a member of the Tottenham Clockwork Orange Droog Re-enactment Players.

Still, the utilities all work and they can be ok places once communities are established, and a hundred times better than downtown third world Tintown. But sometimes, nothing actually improves. It's just imported and everything is dragged down and permanently. Despite the design of suburbs, policies, culture and support services etc, we do have violent, ugly no-go areas. And they're growing.

The deal now is to celebrate diversity, but never mention or even allude to the unpleasant parts however much they may smash you in the face.

“Avert your eyes children! Look away!”

All people have faults, but some are a little more life threatening than others. Thus there is little community apprehension about people from Japan, Scotland and Hawaii etc. But some concern with those from African failed states like Sudan, recent war zones like Serbia and the Islamic madhouses of the Middle-East.

Gee, we can’t make any judgement of our own anymore, eh? No, we must abrogate our own thinking to our PC betters. Er, no. The Age and it’s like, consistently lack a an empirical, cohesive and reliable sense of judgement, if any.

I should be so lucky, or I wouldn't have built that damn business.

Few Age journo's seem genuinely interested in looking at the reality of life for people who don’t really read The Age, except as grist for their phony platitude First Aid Kit, that they invariably get out every time there’s a problematic and potential destabiliser of said shibboleths.

It goes something like this folk’s. When any human flaws and reality flare up in an ethnic group, subject change to blaming any preferably white person and our culture.

They write this guff not to inform you, but to feel good about how good they must be. Never a dark or incorrect thought crime crosses their pasty PC brows.

"AIN"T WE GRAND!" Age headline.

Er, no. Ya mostly tired and dated crap for a tired and dated readership.

Stuffed with phony and stupid opinion pieces spouting the lie that the Minister had somehow caused or influenced all this and must apologise etc. Er, so maybe their dumb pieces could have an effect? Nope, not really.

Proportionately it's not a huge Age kind of readership in the Western suburbs. Yep, apparently Sudanese, Somalians and Lebanese were all strangers to war and violent conflict until that damn Minister mentioned "The War", and then everyone started going berserk like the panic scene in Flying High, but with machetes and baseball bats.

A simple fact missed about this latest swingin’ scene, and quite deliberately so, is that this violence and intimidation effects Africans too. They're often the first to suffer from it. Do they really think thugs don’t prey on their own people and often first? Do they really think it doesn’t have consequences for people with hopes and ambitions for their future? Be honest about things and they may actually be of some help. I saw how African business and shop keepers suffered, and the women and children...

Now here’s the PC conundrum, chums. Ethnic cultures are apparently all of equal value and should be acknowledged, but not enough to notice any flaws. How do you acknowledge a culture exactly?

“Yoo, hoo! Animism! Over here! I’d like you to meet Muslim Child Brides and this is Crap Traditions of Afghanistan and please, say hello to Bad Teeth from Estonia. Can I get you something to drink? I’m sorry about the B.O. We’re French”.

Yep, to the PC Left Liberal, all cultures are wonderful cultures and absolutely flawless and fabbo, except for our own. We're apparently noshing but flaws. The default position of the neo-Marxist leaning is that of a perpetual teenager or five year old.

Everything is how you feel about things and what your peers think. It's all rather, emotional. The modus operandi of journalism today. One can afford to be generous when glib and unaccountable.

The Age is a dull, biased and incompetent broadsheet that naturally reinforces the ignorance and right kind of bigotry of many of its comfortably smug readers. I used to read it everyday until it became not just unbearable, but useless.

The dominant tone is that of a talentless, humourless and tedious journalism graduate.

Perfectly happy to pursue a spurious to outrageous beat up sans any evidence, that the decent and professional Immigration Minister is “playing a racist card”.

MSM Cliché Number 12B, folk’s. Anything for love, eh? self-love. The angle of the story is baloney of course, but what do they care? Not a whit, Bub.

They say they really care about the people in places they'll never need to go, and people they'll never need to know. Mere MSM grist, Sparky.

Gee, talking about The Age is only slightly less boring and predictable than trying to read it. The fantasy that they’re a quality adult newspaper is pretension.

The Herald Sun is “Oh, how gauche!”, lacks the same put-on but has its own. It can reflect in its throw away, shallow and almost text free format, something more actual about da people than The Age would ever try to. The Australian newspaper is superior to both and is sometimes even fit for adults.

Now culture does matter. Culture is all. Ideas of race which have no scientific basis? Nope. It’s culture. Class maybe, but it’s not really permanent, innit? It's culture, as many children of immigrants clearly see as their parent’s attitudes rapidly disappear in the rear vision mirror of assimilation. Character yes, but not generally speaking and not over culture, without some er, difficulty.

It’s culture really and they are not all equal. As Mark Steyn said, if all cultures are equally valid, then why bother to learn the non-existent differences? Why have immigration if there are no differences? Just get more of the same people.

Some cultures are superior to others. Some parts of some cultures are better than other parts. Some cultures get on with other's and some don't. Some culture totally suck shit. Most cultures have class divides. That’s life, unless you have fashionable communal tribal fantasies, but enough about the middle-class.

This is the contradiction the self puffers of PC want you to swallow.

“Cultures are very, very important, but not enough to ever have a negative effect and you can’t notice any flaws etc” and ad nauseum”. Only a mad person has no urge to belong to a group and usually it's their own group. Why would it be any different?

“Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room”. William Hazlitt.

Just because someone gets on a plane, no magical maths formula can make a culture naturally add up to everything being just Jim Dandy. In Britain and Europe, its unravelled in under reported disaster, urban civil clashes, atomisation and a profound and wide spread demoralisation.

Africans are people too so um, some must also have human flaws, a background and even distinctive behaviour, like you and I, or my Japanese wife, non?

No! Never! Do you know that many millions of African’s are Christians? It’s the fastest growing religion in Africa. Nothing tribal and superstitious though, surely? Christian and black. What a conundrum for the irreligious and Christian loathing Left.

But that’s the thing. In poorer states, a lot of people are tribal and superstitious. Maybe not as much as middle-class and other New Agers I grant you.

The local junior criminals that sent hideous and criminal text messages to Africans are probably not big library card users.

Mentality in certain areas can be a drag, and a bad landscape feeds it. When such swell chums come into the inner city at night and don’t know how to behave, it's because adulthood is not an option that occurs to them. It’s upbringing, environment, class, culture, personality and character that form attitude, bub.

Culture is something the Police take very seriously, or they would not have ethnic squads.

What the posers at The Age are saying apart from admire me, is that any fact that doesn’t tie in with their assumptions, is dismissed. They’re telling people who experience this directly, that their judgements, observations, standards, experiences, cultural expectations, history and values are superfluous and bankrupt, whoever they are. They’re just not acceptable.

And once a story rapidly fades away, most journalists don’t have to live in these places. But one day, violent and dysfunctional sub-cultures will be entrenched and seemingly everywhere. Here’s two interesting statistics. In the US, 94% of murdered black men are murdered by other black men, predominantly gang and drug related.

Africans in Australia figure by 8 times more in crime statistice than the average.

The fact is there are serious and real problems with more than one immigrant and local group such as Vietamese, Middel-Eastern, Eastern European etc. Africa is not homogenous and there are many very different kinds of people and cultures. Some a lot more fun and laughter than others.

Long enough ago for the nausea to subside, my Japanese wife and I had these cafes. One in the middle-class inner city. Good. One in a heavily immigrant area of old working-class area of over 140 different languages, that we mistakenly though was on the way up. Er, no. Over a couple of years we directly experienced not only the reality of the inbuilt dysfunctions of multiculturalism, in all its atomised glory, but the joy of a Left Labour Socialist council in power for many decades.

A perfect symbiosis, the council contained well intentioned and rather naive people to the wilfully disingenuous, profoundly incompetent ideologue and the plain dangerous idiot. A virtual parody in dire need of an ideological enema. Add dozens of welfare and ethnic lobby groups, Marxist radicals and a crippled undermanned Police Fiasco Force and away-ay we go! It was, wait for it..Hell.

I remember knowing some peculiar Left types at the time, who had moved from hip and inner city St. Kilda because as they said, it was “too Yuppie”.

Meaning young and professional, right? Which one of those is supposed to be bad, exactly? They themselves of course, were merely old and affluent. The real reason they moved to these less able suburbs was financial, and in the inner-city areas, there was also no longer any one they could feel superior to. Thus they moved to where the looking down is easy and the cotton is high.

Yep, Hell says I. The street violence, alley way dealing and drug injecting, swearing, mind numbing loud public screaming matches, the drinking, vomiting, extremely reckless driving, the fighting, the constant threats, murder, rape, burning, the car smashes, riots, insane cavorting, the despair and the laughs.

Nothing wears you down like mass stupidity.

People were left to their own devices, both the perpetrators and the eternally suffering victims. The attitude was all wrong. So much learned helplessness and negative ways of explaining everything. It was always “them what dun it. It woz them what dun ‘im in, I tells ya!”

“Ripper strikes again! ‘Orrible murder in Whitechapel!” No? More like “Orrible activist, welfare lobbyist and Labour Party Safe Seat Hack strikes again in Western suburbs!”

Now coming from a very working class backgroud and being married to a Japanese woman, I tend to be sensitive to when the working-class and ethnic groups are being used as a mere cipher for ideological and political preening. Aah, I do.

Let me say at this jolly juncture, that the immigrant shop keepers and business people in this mistakenly selected pile, were some of the nicest and hardest working people you could meet and just the kind of people that are rather ignored by the comfortable twerp media.

There were many decent and regular Africans, Vietnamese, Lebanese, Arabs, Italians and Indians and so on. So it wasn’t all bad, just bad enough. There are good people from all over the world in these areas, but they often get little support and protection, and they never expect an authentic voice in the media. Thus they’re never disappointed. But don't get me wrong. The overall effect whatever way you cut it, is still a drag.

The fact that these people manage to do what they do in such peculiar circumstances, in educating their children, running a business, holding down jobs, giving to charity and being decent citizens and so on is well, a miracle and a profound achievement.

When we first encountered problems at our café, about seven and a half minutes after first opening, it was hard to choose who was the most disturbing threat, because the competition was so fierce.

Was it the Lebanese neo-militia haircuts with their emotional hair triggers and pea sized tribal brains? The Serb drug and prostitution ring leaders with Bowie knives, handguns and a cheery smile? The Vietnamese stolen goods, guns and heroin merchant asking if “Are you Jason, mate?”

Jason: Chasin'...heroin.

Maybe it was the old school street alcoholics urinating on the road? The Middle Eastern Muslim loons with their insane Jew hatred and screams of “Islam will kill all you fucking skips!”

Perhaps it was the guttersnipe white trash, with dangling cigarette, pram full of soft drink, potato chips and endless inane talk of “the Jacks” and “fucking dogs?”

Maybe the straight out hordes of the straight out insane? Aah, so many memories. We used to pray for the area to become a gay enclave. Sadly, it never happened.

Now hear this, many of these pranksters hated each other intensely and themselves. Not everyone in every group, but not a lot of multicultural mixing and curiosity there. And why should there be? They often seemed like separate radio frequencies. I bet most journalists and everyone else mostly hangs out with people like gosh, themselves!

That’s human nature and not a crime. It was just a little more pronounced there if you know what I mean. You ain’t seen internecine conflict until you’ve seen civil rivalry by tribes and bitter micro state enemies in a 1960’s style suburban street, especially of the couple of hundred years vintage hatreds. It was in short, a delight.

'It was a very good year, for fighting in car parks and using a knife”.

oNE OF The worst for us were the young, black males and if they were Muslim and Arabic speaking too, WELL that was even more fabulous. And in a gang? even better. And some from the same background were some of the nicest. But the not so nice hated our white female staff, threatened to burn our business, rape my wife and kill me.

And leave no tip.

If I wasn’t a rather testy fellow, and I had no real choice, we may have met the same sticky fate as many others. Maybe my luck held. Not always so for some other local business people, I can tell you. Maybe too, because I kept a trench shovel in the kitchen.

Call the Police? Good luck. I spoke to the Police many times and even visited the Police Station Chief for a chat.

He spoke of how insane and without limit’s African domestics are. How the preferred L.A style of ersatz homeboy’s don’t listen to Police and just laugh at them, drinking and driving without licences etc, usually on the road. He said many rapes are committed by Africans and Middle-Eastern males against white and Asian girls, who are often seen as no better than prostitutes. And these largely went unreported and unprosecuted.

One wonderful Saturday night, a few hundred yards from our café, over one hundred Africans rioted at a local CBD intersection from about 10 pm till dawn. This was black on black. They stopped cars and so on into the night, screaming and fighting. I called and called the Old Bill but the Police never arrived and they certainly didn’t turn up during the riot. They were outnumbered and out bluffed.

And like us, damn scared.

In the film Dark of the Sun, starring Rod Taylor, set in 1950’s Colonial Africa, the end carriages of a train that has escaped from a town just before it falls to a Mau Mau onslaught, stalls and then breaks loose on a hill. It rolls right back into the mayhem with everyone trapped on board. It’s filled with desperate and fleeing Africans, Chinese, whites and others. Of course, their end is rather nasty.

Eventually everyone loses by denying a searing reality merely to maintain the phoney idol of multiculturalism, its assumptions and fashionable PC drivel.

One can delay the effects if you can afford to live somewhere else, but not comletely and not forever.

We never, ever miss the rich tapestry of raw multiculturalism or pine for the inclusiveness of an all night riot. And we eventually did sell that cafe. Unlike the poor bastards forced to stay there, we were fortunate enough to own an apartment in the hip, swingin’ inner-city and pretentious part of town, away from the Mau Mau Appreciation Society.

Hey, The Age newspaper. Just the right size for wrapping fish.

Opening a dress by Mr Kevin Rudd, Leader of the Supposition.

While working as a Mandarin speaking Diplomat in China, Kevin Rudd, shown here in an official photo taken at a welcoming dinner and denunciation, was a natural at blending into the local Cultural Revolution. "Power comes out of the barrel of a secret ballot", is one of Kevin's famous quotes.



"Let me begin by saying unequivocally and without any fear of clarity that this is a moment, even the moment and indeed if anyone can, let me say this quite clearly and at this point in time. I believe that this opportunity, in both the long-term and very recent tradition of what we have here today, will make it possible for all Australians to see the policies we have managed to avoid, not only through my own lack of judgement but that of my colleagues.

I know we all endorse none of these values fully as a community, and of course I accept without hesitation, the calls for my own resignation and subsequent suicide.

I can say that with non-partisanship, I can stand for absolutely anything, while drawing a responsible line at the substantial or permanent. And in this spirit of welcome and neither forgetting nor remembering anything in particular, I feel as do many, regards an essential inclusiveness without any idea of what we actually stand for whatsoever and therefore, into a bright and even better future. This is really what my policies and the Australian Labour Party stands for.

I believe that as the Leader of the Labour Party, I present a fresh and smiling face, while underneath is the consistency and reliability that only a seething control freak can deliver.

I believe everyone from the very large, the economy sized or indeed at the cell level, now realises that due to the shelving we have put in place over the recent period of upstrangling and subsequent rigorous focusing, which have at times been difficult even while awake, means that we can now all share in the bounty of those who have actually made some productive effort.

In the same vein and following on from the latter, it’s quite clear that the direction of the non partisan and non judgemental has proven completely ineffective and can only get better. This has resulted in a more exciting, vibrant and diverse orthodoxy that promises to efficiently deliver an outcome and our own security and cultural disintegration. This I believe shows that we are almost at the end of the tunnel and if we all work together for a common goal, we will indeed. This only stands to reason, as many of you here and now are aware through no experience of my own.

So, let me again reinforce my very strong position on completely changing my beliefs if indeed that’s fully acceptable in the current ethos of co-operation. The total loss of unnecessary confidence is fully endorsed by me and my Shadowy Cabinet, which is a great step, yet only one step of many towards our own and indeed the entire countries experimental something and should be applauded.

In closing, I believe deeply that if this is anything, it’s indeed something. And that’s something that I have never spoken about. I believe in not only planning for the past but learning from the sometimes hard lessons of the future, and in this way we can avoid the present.

Thank you and good luck". Leader of the Apposition, Kevin Rudd.

Fashion models are smarter than the Left’s alleged intellectuals.

This man lived next door to Naomi Wolf for fifteen years. "People said he looked like a famous Fascist, but frankly, I couldn't see it" said Naomi.

Now here’s the thing and it may surprise you. The difference between Naomi Campbell and Naomi Wolf is that Naomi Campbell is perhaps less of a stupid, neurotic, spoiled, out of touch with reality and a pain in the backside, mirror gazer than Naomi Wolf is. Naomi Campbell is not a treasonous, fatuous and deluded fool…er, ok, there was that episode where she literally bubbled with juiciness for, wait for it…Fidel Castro! Yep, that old pig bladder rapist and gangster, with a moustache and beard disguise set attached.

Um, but Naomi Campbell has never proposed with a straight face and a bent mind, the preposterous Monster Sized Conspiracy Theory Drivel, that Wolf does. According to Naomi Wolf, ‘interviewed’ in the laughable ‘The Age' ‘newspaper for 06 October, 2007, America is having “a Fascist shift” and by default, Australia is too. Er, riiight….

Yep, Australia and the USA are apparently way on the road to Nationalising all industry, conforming all educational institutions to a military model and arresting millions of Leftists, Communists, homosexuals, Gypsies, writers, artist’s, the physically and mentally retarded and so on. Yep, Hollywood is almost deserted after “BushHitler” arrested all the freaks. While incarcerated, George Clooney has managed to smuggle out his ‘Opus of Freedom’ to the outside. It’s called “My Struggle with Deep Thought”. “Let my Multi-Millionaires go!”

Wolf is like the Dorian Gray to the Andrea Dworkin in a picture frame she must keep in her attic somewhere. She employ’s the same mental gymnastics and hateful inversions of reality. It’s all so Middle-Class, University Grad, Post Toasty Modern, plain old madness. It’s just done without Dworkin’s Sartre in drag meets Yoda looks.

“Oh my God! Its eyes follow my crotch around the room!”

Ok, fashion models probably aren't as smart as Naomi Wolf, but it still all comes out the same amazingly ridiculous way, don't it just? Campbell is kind of thick and ordinary and er, there was also her non-book and well, almost everything she’s ever blathered….but that’s not the point, I tells ya!

Naomi ‘What the Hell year is it?’ Wolf can’t recognise Fascism even when it still has a very silly moustache but now with a matching beard. She can’t recognise Fascism when it literally sneaks up and bites the heads of almost 3,000 people one clear September morn' in New York. ‘Da Wolf’ can’t recognise the harsh, relentless Fascism of Islamo-Fascism as everyday, in almost every country Islamist’s commit atrocity after ghastly atrocity.

Wolf couldn’t recognise an authentic Bin Laden or Hitler if they were both sitting outside Starbucks exchanging bubble gum cards.

“I haf told you vunce, you untermensch schwine! I already haf zer Don Larsen!”

In Wolf’s topsy turvy moral vacuum, Wolf can’t recognise shite. Her latest bog-standard Leftist paranoia tract with the familiar title of, "The End of America", intellectually crumbles as a premise like the collected works of the Eloi. Yep, in the final analysis, both Naomi C and Naomi W, are very useful and wealthy idiots indeed. Try for actual reality and insight, Mark Steyn's 'America Alone; The End of the World as we know it'.

Here’s a news blast for ya Naomi. "Ere, don’t you know there’s a bleedin' war on?" Not for the wealthy and insulated, there ain’t.

The list of countries and places that have suffered and continue to be maimed by Muslim’s and their various convert’s relentless spree of murder, intimidation and fifth column cancer is very, very long. If you add the places where attempts have so far been thwarted, then include Australia and Hell, just about everywhere but the Arctic. Ya wanna see it? Why not, eh?

India, the Sudan, Germany, Thailand, Algeria, Afghanistan, Australia, New York, Pakistan, Israel, Russia, Chechnya, the Philippines, Indonesia, Canada, Nigeria, England, Spain, Egypt, Bangladesh, Saudi Arabia, Ingushetia, Dagestan, Turkey, Casablanca, Kabardino-Balkaria, Morocco, Yemen, Lebanon, France, Uzbekistan, Gaza, Tunisia, Kosovo, Bosnia, Mauritania, Kenya, Eritrea, Syria, Somalia, California, Argentina, Kuwait, Virginia, Ethiopia, Iran, Jordan, United Arab Emirates, Louisiana, Texas, Tanzania, Pennsylvania, Belgium, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, East Timor, Qatar, Maryland, Tajikistan, the Netherlands, Scotland, Chad, China, Nepal, the Maldives and ad nauseum.

Source: thereligionofpeace dot com.

“That’s some Conspiracy, that Catch 22 Conspiracy”

Much of the world and every race, culture and religion is included, and this means Muslim’s too. The main killer’s of Muslim’s are other Muslim’s. This is a major point that most people fail to grasp that rush to masturbate over their phony cries of “Racist!” Er, which race exactly? Islam is a religion, bub.

Over 9,000 major murderous attacks by Islamist’s since 9/11 and that’s the known ones. I believe this is only the tip of the Islamic iceberg of abuse and killing.But to Naomi, the USA, filled with millions of Jews, has a secret plan to, wait for it…resurrect the Third Reich, but in in America!

Um, Naomi, your brand of well groomed twerpitude, like the more unkempt variety, has been saying America is “turning Fascist!” since LBJ in 1967. And with Nixon and with Reagan… er, this Reich is taking a damn long time to rise, innit? That’s around forty years so far. What’s time is it due, Mrs Wolf?

Perhaps it’s time you got some serious professional help regard’s your disingenuous and fraudulent non-evidence theory peddling. Oh, you don’t need help really, do you? You just need your agent, publisher and banker. This bunkum is shite easy to do by the ream and numbers. After all, it’s very, very lucrative.

It never seemed to occur to the interviewer that Naomi’s ridiculous tripe is absolute rubbish. All the way through the zero journalistic standards piece by Mark Coultan, it’s “Nope, I see your insane lies and codswallop may have some merit. You have magnificent brains by the way”. Dear Naomi San, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, not just cleavage.

No real Fascist death and mayhem register’s within the ‘Logical Fallacy Land’ and ’Cognitive Bias Backwater’ of Wolf’s ‘mind’ and her ilk, such as it is. Ya can’t get much ilker, folks. Iran has murdered around 4,000 gays since 1980 but that’s pretty ok with Fluffy. This is what ya get with today’s Left and its embarrassing intellectuals. Targeted turpitude.

The Left relentlessly squeeze everything, and I do mean everything through the same stupid, tired, irrelevant, useless and nonsense paradigms. But that’s what you learn at University you see. It’s all deconstructed to the point of no return.

It’s as if for every no intellect ineffectual, every year is forever 1968, 1972 or some date without numbers and always will be. Perhaps for Naomi and Gnome Chumpsky etc, it’s Fratnesday the 39th and a half in the year Pooty. Who knows? If this is the standard for a public intellectual, then meet my Aunt Doris, Geopolitical Mastermind.

“How do you feel about Red China, Auntie?” “Och, not with the blue table cloth!”

Maybe they mean Public Toilet Intellectual. “Um, do you come here often to this cubicle? I was hoping to meet some other deep thinkers. Do you like a little bit of um, er, probing into things?”

Spanky makes the stratospherically venal comparison between the persecution and mass murder of the thousand and eventually millions of European Jewry, gypsies, homosexuals, Communist’s, Unionist’s, women and children etc, etc and wait for it….the arrest of David bleeding Hicks! The famous Islamo-Fascist trained eager sympathiser, liar and traitorous bum. The Hickey was so ‘abused’ at Guantanamo Bay that he put on around 20Kg.

Wolfy performs the classic comfortable faux rebel trick of conjuring up a secret campaign to ‘get her’, with a ‘list’ and everything! And people like Wolf, who unlike most of us, has a very loud platform of interview’s in magazines and newspapers, lectures, best selling books and sold out appearances, then makes the wacked out claim that, wait for it….she’s being silenced! Er, no.

It’s people like me and the millions of anonymous nobody’s who are not even getting a chance to make any sound in the first place who have no voice at all.

Ooh! Naomi is terrified of the Bush Nazi’s! She’s stowing aboard a steamer to South America tonight from where she’ll raise a rebel fightin’ force of New York fluff heads.

Nearly every Left, Liberal blanc mange has an inbuilt super hypocrisy flaw that’s so bleeding obvious that to the normal and sane, it’d cancel out any feeble legitimacy they may think they have. Virtually every Democrat has one or more. Wolf has built a career out of saying women are exploited, manipulated fools and victims, if they want to look something like Naomi Wolf does.

Er, what has NW done about the real, truly dangerous and present Islamic Fascism? Or Iran’s nuclear Fascist plans regard’s Israel etc? Or North Korea? Or…? Gee, maybe every month she goes to the ‘Fight Global Islamist Terror Bag Sale!’, at Saks Fifth Avenue. “Shop till we stop the beheadings! That doesn’t mean we can’t lose our head’s at a sale, girls!” Right on! Power to the rich people!

Naomi says she would never make the claim lightly because she’s the Jewish child of Holocaust survivors. I think that’s exactly why such a wrong end of the telescope viewer as Wolf would make such a claim er, light-headedly. I’ve seen a few similar views from the same background. It’s curious, but why should your parent’s terrible experiences bestow the learned skills of analysis and clear thinking on their children? Maybe, but there’s no evidence of such a thing at all.

Yep, they check at airports because duh, unaware as the many militarily protected, pampered and weak minded are, WWIV is all fantasies to the contrary, currently on. They have fools like Wolf on ‘lists’ as Wolf complains, because er, they’re fools.

And often international ones with big, useful mouths. What do her fake anti-consumer postures mean but another product that sells? And mostly selling to those who are receptive and eager to maintain their self delusion while um, consuming. As Wolf herself says, “History is full of decent people who gave unchecked power to monsters”. Er, isn’t that what the US, Western powers, including Australia and Israel are trying to prevent?

The gleeful Killer Chimp of Iran doesn’t register with her? North Korea, Cuba, Zimbabwe and so on, are pretty cool with Naomi. They ain’t on Naomi’s fashionable radar. She says “we’re not supposed to draw any insights from Nazi Germany”. Er, not the totally and monstrously wrong ones and get paid monstrously well for it. Er, the answer then, would be no.

Yeah, the US tortures people who have murdered thousands, planned to murder millions and know all about it. With water boarding? Water up the nose? Deprivation? So maybe just dialogue, eh? The information gained from this is priceless and is about our very survival. Pour away and I’ll fill the jug! Naomi thinks we should maintain etiquette when dealing with people who will do anything to create Islamic Hell on Earth. Slicing off peoples head’s on film is merely the hideous entre’.

Let Naomi get the info then and protect us all from Global Islam Inc. Good luck. Read them one of your interviews and they make choke from laughing and joy as they realise that the alleged intellectual heads of the West, contain no brains.

Whether or not Naomi sadly overdoses on her own conceit or not, it won’t make a damn bit of difference to the fact that, we are at war with hyper aggressive Islam. And gee, maybe that’s why certain things are the way they are, just like in WWII? To protect everyone, including the ungrateful and useless minded twerps like Naomi, even from themselves. Could be?

Here’s one last dumb as a bench quote, from the smug strata Naomi inhabits that only exists in the cotton wool and permanent infancy of the privileged West. And all of it, every affluent piece of it, maintained solely by our Government and troops. Am I a little harsh on Herr Volf? Er, no.

Naomi 'why don't cha' blow me? Wolf, accused the Prime Minister, the Government I voted for, and the President I would’ve voted for, of being a bunch of secretly plotting Nazi’s, and ipso facto, anyone who voted for them is by default a Nazi sympathiser too. Or maybe we’re just not as smart as the enormous head of Wolfy? Now she’s hardly spreading her filth, guff and poison around privately, is she? Don’t put it out if ya don’t like any criticism.

Sayeth the Wolf; “This elaborate push to torture brown people to confess for crimes they didn’t commit makes political sense, even though it should make the moral sense recoil”.

Replace the phony, bog standard Left, and self awarding title of, ‘I’m not a racist like you’ phrase of “torture brown people”, with “murder all people”, and her statement is a little more accurate and revealing regards both Naomi and the Islamist trip. Waiting for most of the West’s high profile intellectual class to genuinely recoil at something recoil worthy is like waiting for your youth to come back.

When Naomi Wolf looks in the mirror, like most members of the Left, Liberal Axis of Mediocrity, she see’s a pretty ‘right on’, deeply perceptive, intelligent rebel type and champion of ‘the people’. Yep, looks can be deceiving.

Planet of the Arabs.

An artist’s impression of a future Global Islamic Caliphate.


“You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, damn you, damn you all to Hell!” Chuck’s day at the beach goes horribly wrong.


What would the world be like if Mohammed's 1300 year old madman's dream of a worldwide Islamic Caliphate actually came to pass? In an Islamic Twilight Zone of no creative imagination, all would be one, wouldn't it? Maybe like a cross between Gaza, Iran and Mars, but without the sparkle and glamour.

I imagine some kinda mentally barren, inhuman and permanently unstable mono-fantasy for a largely anti-normal life crowd. Just like Pierre Boulet's book Monkey Planet, both real and unreal and oh so very upside down. It’d be a real drag, but to get there, they’ll not only have to destroy, butcher and ruin most of the successful and non-insane parts of the world, but contend with the innate tribalism and endless infighting of their own er, culture, much as it is.

There’s virtually no history of any lasting Arab cohesion, beyond banding together long enough for banditry on a once awesome scale. Like a rusting hulk, I believe it's not the internal pressures but the external demands that keep Middle-Eastern Islam intact. Without the West giving such a vacuum-like culture its only saleable commodity, and the many countries from Asia to Europe etc, that supply the labour to do over 80% of the work in the profoundly stressed and dysfunctional Gulf States, it'd all collapse back to the empty wasteland it was and still, mostly is.

What do you get when most of the countries of the Middle-East agree to attack the single and tiny nation of Israel all at once? Rout, utter defeat and total humiliation for Muslim states and their almost uniquely stupid armies. If Arab’s, as a semi-manageable group, ever did ‘rule’ the world, they’ll do so until about lunch time.

That’s when one of the fifty new Prince's that are added a month to God’s Monkey House of Saud, plus countless other groups and faction's, will put their standard modus operandi of knives in the dark and back and all with a smile to the face, into full swing. It’ll be the Thousand and One Arabian Night of the Long Knives. The 'Assassin’s', were a tribe of semi-mythical Arab's who specialised at literally making a stab in the dark. That’s your garden variety of never face your enemy directly classic from the old Garden of Babylon.

“It’s a madhouse! A madhouse!” Chuck get’s a hosing in a real monkey house.

I think of Planet of the Apes for many reasons and not just because I dig the original film. Even though it’s not always a neat analogy for the wonderful world of Islamist extremism. It does ring a few bell’s and helps one to pose a few harsh and prickly conundrums, old boy. It’s the apocalyptic end of the world as we know it theme of the film’s central scenario, which is exactly what Islamist fanatics are clearly pursuing.

“Is Paris burning?” Adolf Hitler to the German Commander for the French Capital in 1944.

Hitler didn’t achieve his dream, but thousand’s of Muslim ‘youth’ in France, now live the dream on a regular basis. At last count in 750 no-go zones across the Republic. And so, I think of POTA when I contemplate these Gallic Forbidden Zones that make up much of the rapidly growing Muslim areas of France, Belgium, Britain and Hell, almost everywhere that ain't worth being in the long-term.

Arab Muslim culture, the Koran, Mohammed, much of their media, religious leaders and government, all promote and speak freely, daily and historically of how for many, it's a fact that the Jew’s are descended from apes and pigs. I find this ironic when only last month, the Jewish people claimed their 159th Nobel Prize. I’ve been trying to find the couch where the entire 24 Arab nations together, have apparently lost their Award’s for their stellar contributions to science, medicine, innovation and bombings.

There are 24 Arab States with many dripping with trillions of petro dollars and not one, even one, has a world class university. Think about it and what that really means. Yep, it’s all the fault of the USA and the Jew’s! I guess every time Mohammed Construction Inc, tried to introduce a curriculum that wasn’t dumber than an ox or an Imam, the Jew’s stopped it! Er, no.

Every year, Spain translates more books into Spanish than the entire Middle-East has published er, ever. Um, local and international tract’s by primary school level drop out freak’s and conspiracy barkers don’t count. Nor does Mein Kmapf, which is on the Saudi and many other curricula, I believe. For Spain, we're talking actual literature from across the world. But within the padded walls of most of the great castles made of sand, they don’t allow much worth a damn to be printed at all.

“You owe him your science, your culture...and he was better than you”. Chuck in the Forbidden Zone cave to Dr. Zaius.

“What are you afraid of, Dr?!” Chuck.

Chuck: “There's your Minister of Science; honor bound to expand the frontiers of knowledge”.

Dr. Zira: “Taylor please!”

Chuck: “Except that he's also Chief Defender of the Faith!”

Dr. Zaius: “There is no contradiction between faith and science... true science”.

Chuck: “Are you willing to put that statement to the test?”

Cornelius: “Taylor I would much rather...”

Chuck: "Take it easy, you saved me from this fanatic, maybe I can return the favour!"

Um, I think Yasser Arafat, the gangster freak, embezzler, homosexual murdering closet homosexual and AIDS infected vampire, actually won a Nobel Prize, for uh, and I kid you not, peace. Perhaps they knew he was gonna die.

“Arafat the fish-headed liver spot and dish rack impressionist is dying, boy’s! Mark one down for peace!”

But that’s the thing, bucky. When you have a fully armed religion that has told you for over a millennium, that it’s the one true and greatest superior faith above all and in every way, and that Allah has naturally ordained your culture to be the top of the heap in everything, and then you look around you and what do you see? You are the heap...and it’s entirely your own fault.

Well, that’s too much to take, I guess, because to admit the truth of this would er, ipso facto, admit that Mohammed, Islam and the Koran were all maybe one huge 1300 year old mistake because maybe it's all crap.

Can you think of a sadder waste of human beings and what could've been, without the curse from the 7th Century? The Arab's and the Jews were essentially the same people, except for the cultural and religious detours. But this is what counts, and don't you forget it. Culture is all. That's why so many try to escape one way or another from theirs, and even me from mine.

"When I hear the word culture, I reach for my Luger". Hermann Goering.

And if your greatest imagined enemy just happens to be the group of people who have often contributed the most to the success and development of the modern world, well, there’s a mind bender for your average inter-generational loser. Yep, without the Jew's, the USA, Britain, Christian Europe, the ancient Greeks and Romans etc, we'd have wait for it....Islam and sand. Yep, plenty a' nuttin'. And with real nut's!

And er, by the way, the Jews don’t hate Muslim's per se, and not enough to satisfy the imagined Muslim equation and their deluded Logical Fallacy's and Cognitive Bias. Because well, the Jew's are far more interested in their own achievement's, a normal life and reading the Torah. There'd be a huge sigh of relief if Islamic Fanatic’s Incorporated, only focused on achieving something worth a damn themselves, instead of murdering Jews and just left Israel alone. The Jews don't need their tormentors at all. The haters of Jews need the Jews as a permanent excuse for everything, a kind of all purpose raison d’être. They'd be lost without it. Just don't look in that mirror, Eugene!

“This whole thing is insane!” Chuck to the Council of Ape City.

Islamist’s have to imagine that the Jew’s hate them, and are as obsessed as they are, when the Jew's like most people, clearly don’t give a damn about Islam one way or another. But Islamist's insist on the fantasy that the world is interested. If it wasn't for Islamic terror, the West would think about Islam as often as pocket lint.

The Jew's, like most of us, have nothing to gain in having any interest at all really, or they'd also be dysfunctional failures who never tried. Basically, the Israeli’s just want the militant’s to stop and go away. If all the terrorist’s killed each other in their almost natural and permanent state of civil war, it may at first seem like a bonus. But what the Israeli’s want and need more are Democratic, responsible and mature states that can be trusted enough not to try and annihilate them.

To many an Islamic mind, life is always a zero sum game. Thus they have little to zero that’s substantial to show for over a century of vast oil wealth. The Palestinian authorities have little to nothing to offer it's people after millions of dollars per month, flowing in from donors and supporter's for decades. I guess Arafat’s Swiss and Bahama's bank investment's have a low rate of return.

If Islamic terrorists disappeared today, Israel would just wake up, have breakfast and do what it was going to do anyway...achievement and lot’s more of it, without the Arab monkey on it’s back. In the gangster vortex of much of Gaza etc, any Palestinian who manages to get somewhere is a target for his vampire like fellows, including the laughably termed local government. Disagree with the Islamist geeks in charge and they'll take you out in the street and shoot you. The Palestinian authorities murder their own people at a rate of about 150 every month. A figure the Israeli’s with their “oppressive” attempts at survival, have never managed.

The main exports of the Mid-East by volume and money are oil, followed closely by Wahabist boosted terror. Nothing else compares with these examples of a taste of Arabia. Take away the oil, and Finland produces more goods for export than the entire Middle-East. Oh yes, there are two other exports, or more correctly, Arab investment areas of note. Dubai Port’s for example, have bought up the servicing contracts to many of the world’s major port’s and airport’s. Fantastic eh?

Nothing sinister about stratospherically, filthy rich Arab’s buying up major points of entry to the West, eh? Sho nuff! Just because the Saudi’s have pumped over 90 billion dollars into promoting Wahabbism, Islamism, global terror, insanity high school Madrass’s and dozen’s of university chairs in the West that stream Islamist propaganda, anti-Semitism and anti-Western poison, there’s no need to worry. None whatsoever.

Gotta love Emirates. Got to, Mister!

When Israel was first founded, it was a mostly rocky outcrop of largely crappy plains and hills with zero natural resources. No oil, Bub. The Jew’s changed the landscape with their only true resources; brains, hard work, discipline and co-operation. Over the border, the order is reversed. What was once biblical forest and wood’s can often seem in contrast to modern Israel, a moonscape minus the craters. But the midget Dictator of Iran is planning to spread his idea of achievement right into Israel as soon as he get’s The Holy War Bomb.

Israel may end up being The Forbidden Zone after all and our own hemisphere sometime after that. Think Pakistan, Iran, India, North Korea, China, and Russia or almost anywhere, as the global infiltration of an Islamic fifth column burrows ever deeper and deeper everyday. In fact, deep enough to be mostly in full view.

Whenever I read the following Cornelius bit, I can’t help thinking of ‘America Alone; The End of the World as we know it’ by Mark Steyn, ‘Londonistan’ by Melanie Phillip’s, or ‘While Europe Slept; How Islam is Destroying the West from Inside’ by Bruce Bawer etc, etc, etcetera. Yep, sure can’t help thinkin’ about it. Can’t.

"You might not like what you find,Taylor". Dr. Zaius warns Chuck about the consequence's of reading all of the above.

Plus Robert Spencer, thereligionofpeace, jihadwatch, Islammonitor etc, etc, or doing any serious research into historical and current Islam.

Cornelius: [Reading from the Sacred Scrolls.] “Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death”.

Dr. Zira: “What will he find out there, doctor?”

Dr. Zaius: “His destiny”.

What’s Left of a Mind.

"Fascist!" is the mating call of the Left Liberal Fascist.


Wouldn’t it be useful and kind of nice to have a fairly concise point list so you can recognise the modus operandi of the Left Mindset? A kind of Cliff notes about those who invariably go over the intellectual and moral cliff. So now you can!

Here’s my 43 points that you can whip out as your favourite Left, Liberal and Radical twerp rolls out their entirely predictable default positions of back dated mediocrity. It’ll be like being a Biologist, an Anthropologist or a vet! "Down Penn, down boy!" Aah, you'll have such fun! So, good luck on your identification safari into the Dark Continent of Leftist mental illness.

As Jonah Goldberg has empirically and historically shown, the PC Leftard Liberaloid of mind are permanently in the grip of their entirely Totalitarian urges. Thus they always want ever bigger government and maximum power via control of the state. They don't really believe that the most important freedom is the freedom of the individual. Really.

They mostly despise Capitalism while enjoying its benefits. Thus Hollywood movie stars. They want to disarm the ordinary people who they simultaneously romanticise and despise. And remember, the Leftard hates being ridiculed. No, really.

They hate the wealthy because they are often wealthy. They are not really interested in the poor except as mere ciphers, because the poor bore them and well, don't dress so good.

As Evan Sayet has said in 'How [Left] Liberals Think', that the Left Liberal will always choose evil, failure and the wrong over the good, success and what is objectively right. In his book, give War a Chance', P.J O'Rourke shows how the politics of the Left Liberal are those of a snivelling brat child having a life-long tantrum cos' they want everything they want "NOW!"


The Left, Liberal and Radical Axis of Mediocrity Modus Operandi List.

1. Subject Change. As Christopher Hitchens has noted, subject change defines the Left, Liberal and Radical Axis of Mediocrity Member, here after referred to as a LRAM. Pronounce it as 'El-Ram' and we can coin an acronym.

Subject Change usually happens within three second’s of you making any statement that’s not affirming any predictable and very boring criticism of George Bush and the West etc. Anything else you say is merely an unconnected launch pad for the LRAM to make a default Moon bat statement. They ain't listening, folk's!

Why? Because no LRAM is actually interested in anything that you may ever have to say, unless it’s a mirror image of their bankrupt bunkum. This is because once one starts examining even a single playing card in the LRAM House of Cards, the whole thing collapses.

You: “Gee, I see the Iranian Theocracy regularly tortures, rapes and murder’s children”.

LRAM: “What about George Bush? He’s the biggest killer of children in the world!”

You: “I bought some cheese”. LRAM: “What about George Bush? He’s the biggest killer of children in the world!”

Remember, you must always accept the total LRAM package. You can't reject or question any part of it, or you'll be accused of being a "Right Wing Fascist!", even if you're merely a hot dog vendor or even a Left Liberal yourself. True.

2. Hyperbole. The LRAM speaks almost entirely in hyperbole, platitude and rhetoric driven almost exclusively by jealousy, envy, mediocrity and moral vanity. You may rather naively assume, that if you remain composed, unemotional and concentrate only on your concise, meticulously researched, verifiable and empirical facts, that you'll somehow make progress with a progressive. Er, no. Because you are superfluous to an LRAM except as a trigger for their tedious streams of insanely teenage, meaningless and empty Revolutionary bilge.

Or they simply and glibly dismiss any Mt Everest of empirical evidence that you may have compiled as complete proof that their feelings, impression's and 'Formed by Mere Chance' opinion's, were right all along.

You: “Er, if you fill a glass with water and ice and wait for it to melt, the level doesn't rise, it actually falls. This is because water expands as it freezes. Thus, water uses less area than ice. That's why you sometimes have to clean out your freezer”.

LRAM tangent: “Bush, Coke Cola and the Jews have killed billions of people and control the world and even the sea floor! They won’t make the electric car so they attack Al Gore who is a genius and just want’s to save the world! John Howard is...” Complete the sentence.

A: A polite, mature, extremely competent and professional ex-Prime Minister.

B: A qualified Solicitor.

C: Was the most evil "Fascist!" in the known Universe, ever.

Remember folks, anyone who disagrees even a smidgen with a LRAM is a "Fascist!", an "Imperialist!", a "Neocon!", a "Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist Warmonger Military Industrial Complex Corporate Tap Dancer!" etc, etc, etcetera.

3. No sense of Quality Control. The LRAM has zero Quality Control, accountability or appreciation of history whatsoever, especially of their own. Anyone can join. Absolutely anyone, as long as they are against the things that the LRAM are against and for the same things as the LRAM. But, er, exactly and um, totally. No nuance, mate!

These things, whatever they are, can change places in an instant and at any time, occupy for and against positions simultaneously or suddenly completely disappear and then even reappear thirty years later!

This mission statement of non-achievement means that you can have a schizophrenic, sometimes medicated meth-amphetamine addict covered in snot who screams “BushIsHitler!” at a WTC riot, an Academic employed exclusively by the Government (via the taxpayer), who writes Islamist apologia and has a Che ‘the child killer’ Guevara poster on his wall in his office, where he bangs Co-Eds, and a Lawyer who is an exemplar of venality, but believes the Revolution is ‘right on’ and that PM John Howard is a “Fascist” and they can all still be on the same ideological page. Ipso facto, the not so strange and bedfellow’s of the LRAM are Islamic terrorist’s, Latin American and Middle-Eastern Dictators and similar.

4. Passionately held beliefs do not match their actions or lifestyle. No middle-class LRAM or otherwise, want’s to actually live the life they advocate for everyone else. Nor do they want to live in such places. They entirely prefer the comforts and benefits of the Capitalist Democracies that they fashionably despise, and are bravely ‘fighting’ from their three piece lounge suite and Jacuzzi.

They also often have an inability to transfer their compassion for abstract and far away populations they will probably never meet, into decent interaction with the local and real people that they do meet, especially those that disagree with them.

5. Their motivations include: envy, narcissism, self-loathing, negativity, a pessimistic explanatory style, (See 'Learned Optimism' by Martin Seligman), paranoia, personal failure and flaws, self-righteousness, moral vanity, a sense of superiority and an urge to destroy. Of course, there’s a bad side too.

6. Their ‘ideas’ are non-ideas and are entirely theoretical. All LRAM non-ideas are in a mythical and epic future constructed completely of dreams that never arrive. The LRAM has no proven methods, only utterly failed, discredited and loathsome ‘abstract hypotheses. Everything is based on feelings, their feelings. And like aroused emotions, they must be enacted ASAP. For any Left Liberal idea to fail and be discredited, just wait long enough.

Anyone who questions this or urges either caution, validation via trial and testing, is an enemy and clearly insane. For the LRAM image, theory, deeply held emotions and abstraction, always trump any objective reality. No empirical evidence can ever prove otherwise. The mere total absence of evidence to support their non-ideas is evidence only of your faults and that you are a member of the massive Right Wing Conspiracy.

7. Everything they say is the opposite of what they really mean. Completely. If a LRAM says they care about any marginal group, they actually don’t at all. They are just handy cipher’s for their ideological posturing and mealy mouthed drivel.

8. Only their own opinions are tolerated. Anyone who disagrees does so because they are evil, insane or not as smart as they are. Hence phony talk of diversity means everybody has a voice but you. Nothing is ever really stable in this world built entirely in the clouds.

9. Any cause, group or individual can be dropped and forgotten even faster than when they were first picked up and used as a slogan, banner or bumper sticker. But not as quick as they find another newly seized upon replacement.

10. Any adamantly defended non-idea and emotionally charged shibboleth can be conveniently forgotten at short notice.

11. They are an immature and permanent child. They have not truly taken personal responsibility for their own or a dependent's life. Nor have they gone through the natural and usual steps to adulthood, preferring often teenage pursuits and concerns, such as popularity, belonging to the group and pointless faux rebellion. The LRAM are entirely a product of a fantasy life completely supported by the system they despise.

Thus tantrums when they don’t get their way, screaming, demanding and smashing things. Hence “Smash Capitalism!” The equivalent of breaking a favourite toy, throwing their food on the floor and destroying their bedroom. That’s why they hate the ‘adult’ in society; the government, the responsible, the Conservative, the Military, business and so on.

12. They absurdly an wilfully trust outside agencies to the open ended extreme, while automatically distrusting also to the extreme, believing anything, and I do mean anything, about their own government. Hence, they are more likely to be Conspiracy bores and UN fairy garden worshippers. They love Conspiracy and the UN! Er, why? (See 'Zero Quality Control') Sadly and forbiddingly, we've allowed the long and relentless acquiescence to the demands of scores of these PC creeps and LRAM pressure groups etc, and now naturally, also the lobby of Islam.

13. They have positive opinions of all cultures, religions, systems and people, except their own. They auto-approve and like people because of their ethnicity as a group and not as individuals. Thus they 'like' my wife even though they haven't met her, because she's Japanese. As Mark Steyn said, with Multiculturalism, you don't need to know anything about the actual people, their culture or anything, just feel good about it.

14. They are eventually deliberately and casually anti-Semitic, and align themselves with naturally anti-Semite Islamo Fascists. They don't recognise a Fascist when they see a real one and don't want to, being Fascistic themselves.

15. They often want an ever bigger government to provide almost everything and control more element's of every citizen's life. As Dan Zaremba at the mighty 'Islammonitor' has said, they are oddly and curiously eager to give up even their own and especially your rights to the government that they later accuse of infringing on their freedom's!

These include such Foundation Pillars of Capitalistic Democracy and freedom as private property, freedom of speech and gun ownership. Dan also suggested number 43. Thanks Dan.

16. None of their non-ideas when taken to their logical ends as they usually are, make any sense or work at all. Hence, the many usually Leftish 'New Age Fools' who believe in anything but the facts.

17. They deny completely the truth of Left, Radical, Communist and Socialist regimes while showing no interest in these millions of victim's of oppression and mass murder.

18. They deny that their ideas essentially mean and require Totalitarianism, with all its classic oppression, coercion and implementation via murder. When they do admit it, with opportunistic eruption, they're almost at their most spittle flecked. (Wait until they actually get the chance to kill people.) When it's with their common and casual glibness, it's as if such malignant, inhuman viperous talk of "necessary" and "required" mass murder, is the most logical and beneficial activity in the world.

19. The LRAM is more likely to be a government employee, an employee in general, in the media, a celebrity, the arts, tertiary educated, though more often in the theoretical than the practical, such as the trades or self employed, less likely to be a business person, in the military, self taught through experience or self-made. Though in the end, they can of course come from almost any background and class, once infected with the virus of the Left.

20.They don’t really believe in any opposition to themselves.

21.Their views actually require absolute conformity and extreme radical rebellion.

22.The LRAM think all Conservatives should be eliminated.

23. They're against law abiding citizens owning guns and want a disarmed populace. Why? It's one of the first steps to establishing a Fascist Totalitarian state, the natural end result of PC Left Liberalism.

24.They don’t support the military but are indifferent to the military forces of the enemy.

25.Are for peace even when peace allows oppression and kills millions.

26. Are against force, action or violence except for their own causes in which the ends always justify the means. Thus the Weathermen, Symbionese Liberation Army and the Baader Meinhoff Gang etc.

27. Nearly all their heroes are psychopaths, frauds, murderers, deluded, phony, liars, traitors, impractical and unproductive parasites, spoiled rotten or incompetent, and have usually never achieved anything worth a damn.

28. All their heroes cannot be criticised.

29. Are antithetical to business and its heroes, innovators and leaders, and are clueless as to its importance to society and state, seeing it as essentially bad, exploitative and a source of wealth to be stolen or appropriated.

30. Are usually not Christians and comfortably insult Christians but er, simultaneously perform incredible apologia gymnastics regards Islam.

31. Are often not just atheists, but irreligious while eagerly picking up ‘fashionable’ beliefs or cults to which they are invariably obsequious and accepting, however ridiculous. Thus Harrison 'Chuckles' Ford and Richard 'Smirky' Gere etc, are oblivious and comfortable with the two faces of old cue ball, AKA the Dalai Lama.

32. Speak superficially about spirituality but can’t tell you what it actually means.

33. Replace moral clarity with the amorphous.

34. Largely unaccountable no matter what the appalling evidence. They rarely if ever admit they were wrong or apologise, in fact they repeat the same process's again and again.

35.No matter how intelligent they are, the result is in the end stupid and unworkable.

36. Avoid discriminating thought which is the basis of rational thinking, is seen as a moral imperative. Thus they have no judgement.

37. They don't really believe in right and wrong, or good and evil. Everything is seen as subjective and mere opinion, one being no more valid than another. They're ultimately nihilists. Though oddly, Bush is always "Hitler".

38.Anti-American by default and indifferent to contemptuous of the Western Canon, including the enormous, unprecedented success and human scale of Capitalist Democracies.

39. They hate Working-Class people who are now happily middle-class. Unless they're rich celebrities and hypocrites who use their wealth and privilege to criticise Capitalist Democracies and the West to the point of absurdity and treason.

The real success's of the poor via the empirical reality of the triumph of Capitalist Democracy enrages the LRAM, because it completely validates the overwhelming success of Capitalism, Democracy and Free Market's, while utterly discrediting all their idiotic, useless and destructive LRAM, Socialist and Communist junk.

40. Prefer people who are victim pets and losers and want them to stay that way. Though this does not usually apply to themselves or the people they associate with. Hence the enthusiasm for whining, criticism, envy, spite, blame and the habitual refusal to give any due credit.

Thus the dependence, weakness and 'Culture of Complaint' generating that is welfare, special rights for minority groups, hyper-regulation viaPC enforcement, Government funding for private artists and gun control. Multi-cultism with the brunt of unassimilated immigration being born mostly by the poor and the working-class to lower middle-class and the areas where they have to live and so on.

41. Don't want actual solutions and are uninterested in any, as this would remove a very handy Central Casting mass of people for their "Look how bad the West is!" crocodile tear soaked cant. Thus they can never be satisfied and there is no end point to their er, 'thinking'.

42. They’re dangerous and will destroy us all.

43. They are destroying us.

Opposition Security Spokesman Arch 'Butt Head' Bevis says it’s wrong to equate terrorism with Muslims!

"A man who straddles a fence for too long, is eventually going to get kicked in the balls". Colonel Robert Neville.


Archie is right. Most Muslims are not terrorist’s, but most terrorist’s are Muslims. Cue Auto Apologist Idiot Response (CAAIR); "But they're not real Muslims!" They never are, are they? If it looks, acts and sounds like a duck...

Arch Bevis is the Australian Federal Opposition Spokesman for, wait for it...Homeland Security! Gee, why doesn’t that fill me with a feeling of confidence? Yep, I was all against equating World War II with Germans and foolishly equating them with Nazi's, or Imperial Japan with Japanese and Fascist Italy with Italians and er, Fascist's. Let’s all see the real enemy as declaring war! All together now. I see it! I believe it! It’s all so easy!

So, we’re going to fight the tactic of terrorism but not the very particular religious group who empirically use terror almost exclusively in the world today and for their clearly stated global religious goals? Islamism is the hate that we dare not speak it’s name.

In 'The Age' newspaper for 05/10/07, 'The Butt' said “We are in real danger of losing support as political leaders, community leaders and media opt for simplistic and ultimately harmful characterisations that juxtapose ‘terrorism’ with ‘Muslims’. Oh, there are so many delicious examples of Cognitive Bias in there that I simply have to stop and savour them.

Er, according to Archie 'Bald faced liar' Bevis, ain't most Muslims supposedly against terror? But then according to Bev, Muslims have nothing to do with Islamic terror at all! Um, but we may apparently “lose the support” of Muslims who have nothing to do with terror if we state the obvious facts. Lose their support how exactly? You mean they’ll change to supporting terrorism then? What exactly do you mean by this latent threat by proxy to any critics of Islam and fashionably suicidal Western Policies?

Oh, I get it. It's our fault for mentioning the war and that's why we're under attack because we noticed it! Er, before or after it started? I mean, the 7th Century was so long ago and I don't think I even have a diary entry for it.

Er, I’d say Global Islamism wanting to finally conclude the 1300 year old dream of its freakish founder Mohammed, by making the world entirely Islamic via any apocalyptic means available is about as explicit and “simple” as you can get. Not a lot of shading there really.

The fact is that very few political leaders or “community leaders”, have any serious grasp or analytical ability regards Islamism's worldwide goals and daily mass murdering, its nightmare history and current potential. The media ditto, Bev. Terror today is Islam, Islam is terror and the main follower’s of Islam the last time I checked, are um, surprise! Muslim's.

Again, just like in WWII, the enemy was clear. It was Nazism as practiced by, wait for it...German's! And I think Militaristic Imperial Japan, with its beliefs of Bushido, Shintoism and Emperor Worship were practiced by, wait for it...Japanese! I think Italian Fascism too, was practiced surprisingly, mostly by the Italians. Crazy, eh?

So gee, Islamism is practiced mostly by, er, Muslim's? Could be.

Bev, the Mainman for the Federal Opposition to Security and Preserving Our Own Culture, or FOSPOOC, also stated that the government was “contradictory” and “confused!” Er, riiight. Arch Bevis is not confused at all. He’s going straight for delusion, wilful ignorance and outrageous denial. Very little grey area there, or grey matter.

Apparently the government is confused because they rejected some kinda Chief of Police and the Environment, Mick Keelty’s absurdly predictive, naïve, distracted, plain wrong headed and irrelevant view that “Climate Change” was going to be the “main security threat” into the Century. Er, no.

How many of us are going to be blown-up or beheaded by the Sun exactly, as opposed to the Sons of Islam?

If Global Warming and Climate Change are happening right now, check out the temperature today. What is it exactly? 18 degrees celsius or 23 degrees celsius? In your opinion, should it actually be hotter or cooler now?

Completely contradicting his previous spine of oatmeal position, the frightening vision of Xmas Future that is old Arch Bevis, Minister for Cultural and Security Suicide, mused to the press that “On key factor’s of dealing with Border Security and terrorism, (No Muslim connection here, Beverly!), how is it that our most senior Public Servant’s and Minister's hold such differing views?” Er, that’s because some are Dhimmi idiots and apologists for Islam locked in a gutless and doomed denial and some ain’t.

The Munster for Half-Baked Security wiped away the drool and then continued, “The Government should be clear about the task to be confronted”. Islamist terrorism, right? Or does Butty Boy mean the Left leaning mental gymnastics required to state the usual phony baloney and straight lies in order to get elected?

I couldn’t agree more about "the task to be confronted". And when does Archie and most everyone else plan to start this incredible show of strength and resolve? To demonstrate his utter sincerity and dedication to the defence of Australia, our incredible freedoms, our great culture, rich society and envied way of life, I know exactly what the next bold step must be for Arch Bevis, Geopolitical Superman!

His resignation and subsequent suicide.

The Conformity of Rebellion.

In their agitprop cliches, Peace Creeps prefer something borrowed, something ineffective and something fraudulent, while having their security provided by the better men and women of the military.



Dear sports, this is the equation. Affluent, aimless, deluded and spoiled brat angry at generous parent’s choice of living in a successful Capitalist Democracy finds this subtracts from any chance of real Rebel Credentials. Though the perception of rebellion can be multiplied by adopting phony Left, Liberal and Radical ideology but sadly, this multiplies neurotic guilt.

Neurotic guilt, plus having nothing to rebel against except a comfortable and fortunate life, multiplied by the adoption of fraudulent posturing as saviour of the Third World, the poor or the recent not so strange bedfellow's of downtrodden Islamist’s and assorted killers etc.

All this minus any actual effective reality multiplies the occurrence of crazy childlike thoughts, words and actions divided by being completely supported by the system they despise. This multiplies the inherent mental illness of the Left and equals a state of perpetual childhood. Catches breath…phew!

And they say kid’s today are bored by math! It’s not the boredom that’s a turn off, it’s the numbers. Replace the numbers with monumentally more tedious and meaningless ideological non-concepts and many are all for it, ad nauseum.

I read a review of a documentary by Michael Franti, a musician of the currently fashionable and seemingly ersatz strain of third rank Bob Marley slash Marvin Gaye impressionists sans memorable songs. Nothing wrong with that and there’s room for everybody, but it does seem to point one in a rather particular political direction, to put it mildly. For example, replaying the ‘right on’ and ‘power to the people’ affectations of over three decades ago.

Hey, I believe it. If you have dreadlocks by Mr David of Toorak, Mayfair or Manhattan, yep, that’s a saviour of ‘the people’ alright. I find non-Jamaicans and non-Africans affecting dreads and other Third World stylings plus the ubiquitous ‘Trench Town Rainbow Hat and Tea Cosy', to show 'Solidarity' and to meet more 'Suicide Girls', as convincing as a severe bar code style brush-over topped by a tiny propeller hat.

So many got nothing to say, but that’s ok. Good morning, good morning. Good Grief!

The previously mentioned journo fan piece was all about how our hero Mike made a trip to the darkest depths of the Middle-East and Palestine, and how he was “moved by the openness of the welcome he received there”.

Not enough to move there though. But maybe one day when Mike tires of living the life of a completely unaccountable pop star in a functioning Democracy and yearns for the delights of a Theocracy, or Gangster State Inc, he may just live that dream. Um, apparently Mike left his Yarmulke, Crucifix, statue of Buddha and his 'Support for Gay Pride' badges at home.

Mike went on to say how “when I walked into a neighbourhood, they would invite me into somebody’s house and the whole neighbourhood would get food”.

“Hey, and everybody is invited back to L.A when I’m there! The dope’s on me!”

Just a tip, Mike. Don’t look Jewish or too camp, or the neighbours might be bringing food for the Wednesday night stoning and beheading. And you’re the main feature! The article, as it is, draws a comparison between the current Anti-War Cavalcade of Distorted Freaks and the ‘Great Achievements’ of the 1960’s Left.

I guess great achievements like helping a country or two fall to Communist Dictatorship's that no hippie and Uni student would ever live under. But it’s good enough for Asian’s! Or maybe the mass arrest, torture and execution of thousands of Vietnamese, plus total economic collapse and the subsequent extreme social decay etc, etc.

Er, yeah, don’t forget 2,000,000 odd refugee boat people and perhaps a million drowned or murdered by pirates in the South China Sea. Excellent work! How many hippies who cared so much went to Vietnam to ‘help out’ after 1975? Er, zero. Um, wasn’t the whole idea that it was gonna be better for the Vietnamese when the war ‘ended?’ Gee, I can’t wait to see what the Left’s 'Grand Plan' is for ‘saving’ much of the Islamist infected, profoundly dysfunctional and terror exporting Mid East. Maybe give them some nukes!

Now Michael Franti is a young man and young men as they say, are passionate. And that's almost entirely the problem. Like the majority of the Anti-Shmanti-War Leftoids, he prefers his passions almost exclusively. It's all about feelings and how they feel above all. Mike is maybe not big on insight into geopolitical, historical, local government and religious dominance's etc. For the Mikes of the world, everyone is just a big potential rainbow, if it wasn't for the US! And the Jews! And those damn Christians, etc, etc, and all while wilfully looking for love in all the wrong places.

It's hard for the unresearched and non-analytical of mind, to grasp that the local people in most places may indeed be a scream and a delight, but that has little to no bearing in Theocracies, Dictatorships and other non-Democratic Gangster Fiefdoms regards their policies, or the many freelance terrorists groups that operate freely from them and are supported by them. I too, found little evidence on my last Kontiki Package Tour Aloha Paradise Tour, of any cannibalism. But I felt that alone gave me little insight into the workings ASEAN (Association of South East Asian Nations).

And culture does matter, Bub. Saying you dig theirs when you have little to nothing good to say about your own, may ring a little hollow, especially with people who take their own culture perhaps a little more seriously.


The journalist of the article is a Mr Mahir Ali. What a surprise! He calls the liberation of Iraq an “invasion” and oddly, “gratuitous”. Yep, just felt like invadin’, eh? Nothin’ happened for 1300 years, either before or since at all…

Mahir the Taqiyaa Peddlar, does say that compared to the self indulgent rabble of the 60’s and 70’s, today’s shrill freaks are, wait for it, “sedately Conservative!” Er, no. Mahir says Iraq has resulted in an outpouring of “anger, music, cinema and theatre”. Yeah, but maybe he means the audience pouring out of said rudimentary concerts, cliched cinema and tedious agitprop theatre.

“Aaaagh! I can’t stand it anymore! Was it $120 to get in, or out?”

Ali refers to one of Neil Young’s later Master Works of either the screeching or droning school and states that his album "Living With War, has no parallel in any album recorded during the Vietnam War period”. Well, not of music anyway. Though maybe the Monkees suicidal ‘Head’ period compares nicely. Neil Young hasn’t recorded a consistently decent, coherent, disciplined and edited album since Gold Rush, which coincides pretty much with his getting more ‘political’, read that as highly renumerated ‘Student Union Pamphleteer’.

How do rich old musicians and celebrities Live with War exactly?

“Hey man. Me and the bass player are coming under some heavy mortar fire from the pool house. Send in some napalm and we’ll try to make it to the bar for cocktails. And warm up the Limo will ya?”

Here’s one of the Big F’s nuanced lyrics; “We can bomb the world to pieces, but we can’t bomb it to peace!” Ali said Mike’s approach to current affairs is summed up in these lyrics. They certainly are. In fact they sum up a lot of fake lyrics by real fools.

See the clever use of “pieces” and “peace?” Bet cha’ didn’t see that comin’, eh? Yep, we’re bombing a couple of hundred countries then, including Hawaii and Wales. Gee, real factual Quality Control there, Bucko. Quality Control, the trademark of the Leftist Radical! Gotta keep the student hyperbole Ebola at bay, I guess.

Er, so “peace” is merely the absence of war? Pretty peaceful war wise in North Korea, Cuba, Zimbabwe and Iran etc, but er, still not a lot of peace of mind for the general populace and their ‘Standard of Barely Living’, really.

Mike’s doco is called “I know I am not alone”, which proves that he’s not totally bereft, unless he is alone, then he’s more deluded than I thought. Some of the other titles destined for ‘The Great American Song Book’, are 'I wanna get so high'. Did Mike play that particular tune to his Muslim host’s and give a demonstration of a typical Western stoner musician? They love that stuff at ‘Gunfire Into the Air Central’.

Another is “Nobody right, nobody wrong”. Now there’s an anthem for the nihilistic, fatuous and moral relativist set.

“Nobody is wrong, except for America and the Jews!”

Ali says “there are echoes of Bob Marley in Franti’s music”. Er, no. Just echoes. Franti says he devoted his music to “the ideal that we can admire other cultures and religions”. Er, read that as all of ‘em except for Judeo Christianity, Capitalist Democracy, the Western Canon and, the Jews.

Um, I don’t want to ‘admire’ the religion of Islam that naturally repulses me due entirely to its empirical history, its freakish nightmare founder Mohammed, its relentless actions and its clearly and daily stated goals. As Mark Steyn has said, if all cultures are equal, why bother learning about the non existent differences and details?

Because in truth they’re not all equal at all, except to the disingenuous who think that avoiding discrimination by rejecting rational thought is a moral imperative. And this bit of opportunistic turn around from people who commonly believe right and wrong are merely subjective concepts, unless of course it’s something they believe in.

The singular and glaring fact of the current and largely failed crop of responses by musicians, film makers, celebrities and other self imagined artists to this very real World War 4; is their total and absolute inability to have anything worthy to say about it. For most of them, they can neither grasp it, analyse it in any depth or with any nuance or clarity whatsoever. Nor can many put into any valid and potent artistic expression, anything coherent, individual or authentic in either explaining to themselves or others and in evoking its deep, profound resonances.

Like the ‘Frants’ fairly rudimentary blathering, it’s for the most part, been uniformly Undergraduate at best and unnaturally squeezed through a bizarre rehash of 60’s and 70’s paradigms. It’s really a consistent failure of serious, sustained and adult concentration.

And what’s with the time warped, ‘Laugh In’ styled fancy dress? At least Rowan & Martin were deliberately funny.

Today’s embarrassing parade of 'Anti-War Leftist Out Patients for Peace', are kind of equivalent to thousands of Zoot Suiters, dozens of Big Band leaders, hordes of jitter buggers and legions of pencil mustachioed matinee idols, all blowing into the Haight-Ashbury circa 1967 and saying “Let’s blow this corny war, Daddio, with the power of Swing and Jive! And don’t buy War Bonds! The Nazi SS are our brothers! We support all Kamikaze Pilots right to self determination!”

In short, most of the ‘artistic’ community’s response has been often more disposable and undistinguished than the crassest dance track, bubble gum pop or teen comedy, but the pretence is that they’re making ‘Important Artistic Statements’. Er, where? You can’t generally make IAS’s without the necessary courage, talent, ideas and individuality and to be tuned into the actual contemporary circumstances you are in. Or you are like Paul Revere riding through today's L.A yelling that the British are coming.

“Er, yeah, we heard about that”.

In reality, the only people making a real statement regards the war or anything serious are the troops, their families and communities, Law Enforcement Agencies, the few governments that are serious about the harsh realities of Islamism and any allied services and citizen supporters etc. If every ant minded Anti-War artist, academic, musician, actor or stupid, ignorant and deluded politician stayed home, producing, doing and saying nothing, it wouldn't make a damn bit of difference to anything, except in the positive.

As is the default form today for all good celebrity Leftovers, serial twerp Franti still manages to get in a few sideways insults for the actual fighting men and women in Iraq. Is there another kind? I mean enough to fill a medium sized hire bus. Mike was surprised, er, expect a lot of that in the future Mike, by how the troops didn’t want to hear ‘war songs’, whatever they are. Maybe they just didn’t want to hear drivel and dirges a’ la Franti.

Mike was, according to Ali, “above all moved by the universality of the ideals he encountered”.

Mm, maybe. But I don't think many of us want to murder Jews and gays, 'demand restrictions on the free flow of information, are all for the subjugation of women, have an inability to accept responsibility for individual or collective failure, want the extended family or clan as the basic unit of social organization, are crazy about domination by a restrictive religion, have a low valuation of education and assign a low prestige to work'.

Nor do many folks I know, have an apocalyptic and determined plan for a Global Islamist Caliphate, whatever it takes. And few of us are going to use nukes as soon as we can get them. But I’ll canvas a few people down Chapel Street, and see what I come up with.

In the lobby of the Waldorph Hysteria this Saturday night. In the lobby of the Waldorph Hysteria this Saturday night.

Dear sports, here's 18 daft cartoons, [one is missing that I'll add soon], that started their two dimensional life on a whiteboard in Taipei, Taiwan, in order to teach English in a more fun kinda way. If that's er, possible. I used such typical phrases as "You know, elephants generally prefer to use the bus", "That guy's head is made of ten cubic metres of pastry!" and the old stand by "You're standing on my duck feet!"

Just click to expand. Er, the illustrations, not you.

Each one was usually drawn over one day, so, a total of about seventeen days work. Work? yeah, right. I used refillable plastic pencils, an eraser and the edge of the lead container for any straight lines. In the end, I did them mostly for my own amusement. Of course I drew them mostly on Earth and I was usually breathing oxygen throughout. This is what happens when you can mostly only get local Taiwanese TV, featuring Brian Dennehy dubbed in high pitched Mandarin.

I hope ya dig them. You're free to use, though regards the unlikely chance of making any monkey out of them, the usual copyright and vast briefcases full of cash apply. Other than that, post them, print them off or whatever, as they're "just the right size for wrapping fish!" Next time I'll draw a single idea and hopefully it'll make sense! Colonel Neville.


He was a tough cop in a tough city, or was he?

















The Waldorph Hysteria Lobby can get a little hectic sometimes, and it's only Monday night.

















We are the Kings and Queens of Maine, leaving too late from the fields.

















Mother?

















Pontiac Rain.

















Hey, tattoo's are back!

















Celebrity party.

















Wah's new?.

















A bunch a bananas.














Hey! Kid's today. What can ya do? Nuttin'!

















Another bleedin' Colonel.

















I am not a cartoon!
















See monster!

















Rusty's most challenging role.




















The Big Three. String, Cardboard and Cheese.



















Is there Table Service on Mars?























Anyone for tennis?

Everything old is neutered again.

At SBS TV News, nobody's heard about the Byrd. The Byrd, Byrd, Byrd, about the Byrd.



Last night there was a news report on Iraq and they had Senator Robert Byrd, that well known man of high ethical, moral and intellectual rigour, long time Democrat Party main man and I kid you not, long term KKK Klansman! That’s really him in the photo. Fetching, eh? Fetch, Rover!

"Forever, forever, forever, forever, you'll be the one, the only one".

Yep, there was stinky old Byrd, hard to believe this guy’s history, but anyhow, the freaky old cone headed and sheet ensemble wearer, was giving his worthless opinions on the war. You know the war? The one that has nothing to do with the global goals of Islamists, according to the Democrats, British and Australian Labour and other fashionably infected Euro Leftoids. Neither does it resonate in any way for them, with the stark choices of an eventual victory or the utterly dark defeat of Western Civilisation.

Hey, but for the many millions of deluded brimming with self loathing, that's a good thing, right?

With his vast geopolitical on-acumen and non-General Patton like imaginings, Senator Robert Byrd drivelled into his mike all bent over, toiling and troubling like, about how the war is no good, so run away and apologise to everyone. As you know, all the world loves a weak minded and confused coward. Er, no.

Well, folks, this was on SBS TV, the government funded and multi-ethnic TV and radio service. Apparently, according to the logic of the SBS approach and charter, all ethnic groups must therefore also be made up of mostly Left leaning twerps, Liberals and mediocre elites. Oh yes, and 'the people'.

For a similiar taxpayer funded PC snow job in the USA, think PBS, the 'Public Broadcasting Service. Once they say 'public', think the opinions of the urban elites. Both stations are cut from the same ignoble and sadly corrupted cloth. I used to listen to PBS everyday until I heard one too many guys called Mo talking about the 'problem with the Jews'.

Gee, maybe that’s why you never really see on SBS,(PBS!) any ex-South Vietnamese military and absolutely zero showing of very angry boat people who are now often Conservative business folks. Zilcho any anti-Fidel ‘El Gordo’ Castro Cubans; the ones who didn’t drown while escaping on a motorised beer cooler. Nada any anti-Communist Poles or North Koreans etc. Or any other folks who may give a less loving and PC Pinko approved recommendation to their own ‘Holiday in a Communist Disneyland’ for example.

Er, not a lot of Jewish folks get much SBS airtime I've noticed. Hey, don't want to upset any soccer and improvised explosive devise fans, eh?

Nope, if it’s an SBS approved ‘documentary’ on Cuba, they like to go easy on the old rapist and child murderer. That’s impartiality, SBS style.

The thing is, I know who Senator Robert Byrd is and you Dear Reader, probably do too. But most of the public don’t, even if they watched SBS day and night with the resulting thoughts of suicide; just for laughs and a change of pace. Nor would they gain any similar 'outside the approved grid' insights for that matter. As per usual, there was zero qualification of who Byrd was or is.

It was just “Here’s Senator Byrd, Democrat; ipso facto, ‘Good guy!”

Well, Senator Byrd tried to block the Civil Rights Bill in the early 1960's and that's not just South of the Mason Dixon Line. And folks, Senator Robert Byrd really is a long time Klansman! He's also a long time Democrat Party Senator and a, well that covers everything mad and venal really. Is he one now? I mean a paid up cross burner, not a Democrat loon? No, he’s a real darling now! Maybe he got severe rope burns and had to retire.


Now SBS have extended their nightly news broadcast, which means they have much more time to cover topics with a greater shallowness and lack of depth, bog standard PC drivel, the same old non sources and well, infuriating oddball styled misinformation. So you end up with SBSTV using a KKK ‘Grand Frisbee' and ‘Super Fruit Loop’ as their source for insight into the currently undeclared WWIV. This seems standard fare at the 'Symbiotic Baloney Servants'. Go SBS!

“As part of our policy of balance and impartiality, we now cross live to our man in Gaza, Heinrich Himmler, who is officiating as ‘Master Race of Ceremonies’ at the opening of a new kindergarten and bomb factory in the Strip”.

Observe government MSM, and you either get alternatively bored, irritated, outraged or incandescent. Yep, I positively glow, sports! The government services alleged higher brow standards are merely pretence. If it wasn’t for American shows, I wouldn’t watch much of the tube at all.

Ooh! Ya can’t say that. Which is another fashionable pretence by the kind of conceited people who say that US shows are all rubbish. Especially the highly successful, entertaining ones that they watch regularly.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of TV, but it don't mean it's good. Yep, it’s often great company, fun and entertaining. I just don’t go there for insight, facts, depth of analysis and much real verified info. For that, I prefer books, publications, the Net and correspondence. Maybe I’m expecting too much, but I don’t think so. If you say you are for example, news, and some kind of accountable investigative journalism, you're being paid for such and have the enormous privilege of a rare platform, then ya better damn well deliver.

I just had a vision of the relentlessly mediocre, addled and almost uniformly dumb George Negus eating a wheel barrow full of egg custard with a shovel.

Let me put it this way, the Internet, quality journals and magazines are generally vastly superior to the MSM not just because they are, but because few in the MSM have any incentive, any intention and not much ability to do any better.

The media in Australia is perhaps accurately understood as being owned by a few, dominated by the boring and pedestrian, and mostly staffed by the entirely dull. Of course there’s always the predictable to fall back on.

Australian media is forever it seems, the same very uninteresting old names, faces, ideas and rubbish formats from the Class of ’68, ’74, ’89 etc. Which by the way are mostly all over. Strangely, even the few new faces seem like old faces, failing to rise above professional bore and well paid complacent mediocrity. Many can often start off with a very promising tedium, but then it’s all downhill from there.

A big part of this problem such as it is, is that there seems little real opportunity for success for young people in much MSM beyond the same narrow confines of standard professional blathering to the converted and the indifferent. In the mainstream, the repetitively deluded ideas of what’s gonna be commercial is nine times out of ten completely wrong, as clueless productions, made by the right circle of pals, invariably crash and burn.

Most of our shows come over as the constructs by advertising agencies that they are. There are extended cameos and spots for the hopelessly hopeful young actor in various weak premised and doomed vehicles, which accounts for almost all our local content made up of the almost invariably disappointing. The shows that do last are often also curiously cheaply made and badly scripted. Go figure.

How can you tell if it’s an Australian drama? The lighting is marginally better than a Seven Eleven Store and the production quality is on par with DIY cable TV advertisements. Now something is really wrong when we obviously have so many talented and highly trained people, bursting with ideas, many great technicians and the studios to do it all in. But the folks in charge seem to have no idea, no courage and pretty much like the current statism of affairs. I guess that’s why so many young people either go independent, alternative, DIY, underground or use their passports and leave. No point hanging around the lobby forever, eh?


Exciting new things don’t always happen only in the underground, but they seem to nearly always begin there and in Australia, usually die there. They may get picked up several years too late, and get slotted into some ‘show’, like a dying monkey into a Freak Circus.

With the wonderful, uncontrollable subversion and island hopping opportunities of the Net, we can almost already say a collective “who cares, we don’t really need ya paradigm, Bub, except for laughs and an attack of the flu”. As they say, traditional media is losing one informed person at a time. I’ve changed my mind!

Let’s burn down the Deans office!

Now let’s be honest, yes let’s, about the nature of journalism and media professionals, sainted trades that they are. It may attract a certain kind of person. Now this may even shock you, but some people have said that there’s a little bit of a Leftish atmosphere at the Universities that journo's graduate from, at least more than say, a panel-beaters.

I know. I was shocked, but just go with me a little. Say it’s true? Perhaps it may, just may influence things just a teensy bit regards a prevailing or accepted ethos? Could be. It’s crazy enough to be true.

Now I personally love a lot of things about Government Broadcast Services, especially Radio National and the 24 hour News Service. I have genuinely enjoyed for years some of the many, many great things found often and only on government radio and TV. It’s just not always as good as it should and easily can be. But then it’s not for a wide range of people is it, really? But now I listen less and less and less. I mean, I've heard what they're going to say and how they're gonna say it many times before.

I'm after all, an inner-city, cosmopolitan and coffee drinking kind of a guy. Flat white as opposed to Latte. Do you know latte just means milk? So those that knock the "Latte" drinkers as the Neo-Socialist's they are, are against the school 'Free Milk Program!' The Fascists!


Now sports, more than a little of the ABC is from entirely predictable, mediocre and dumb, to pure ideological cant and well, lies, but it's still all very nicely presented. I’d have to stick my fingers in my ears and repeatedly say, "La, la, la, la, la, the ABC's not full of Lefty luvvies. It’s not full of Lefty luvvies! La, la, la, la etc", to believe otherwise.

Now of course, you don’t necessarily need to be the more cube shaped of head and mind to totally misunderstand the concepts and practice of being contemporary, cosmopolitan, sophisticated and hip and think that said urbane tendencies are a threat to be controlled or eradicated by the government and various unelected pressure groups. It’s the ‘Red Neck Left Liberal Conundrum Paradox!’

Some of the squarest people I've ever met consider themselves inner urban groover types. It's like looking through the musical tastes of someone who thinks they're hip, and it's filled with my parent's appalling record collection! Scottish Favourites, Des O'Connor and Bobby Goldsborough but not the good stuff!

It’s hardly surprising that in the ways that count, Australia is a conservative country. That’s why the lights and power work continuously. There is however not really that much articulate and truly conservative media beyond some tiny circulation periodicals, a little radio, parts of some dull newspapers that stand for well, something, but only if that’s ok with the people who disagree.

The aforementioned weirdos, tabloids and even the forgettable spreadsheets don’t really always mean either conservative, a source of the fresh and worthwhile or often anything much at all to me. Though I must admit I do enjoy an occasional Saturday morning coffee with said dreary edition of paper hat material.

I just see that there's almost no equivalent here for example, of the urbane and contemporary literary journalism found and expected in many other countries, like Pago Pago. And much of the alternate media is not going to be much of an alternative if it’s made almost entirely from the same interchangeable, inarticulate and undergraduate non-ideas from Central Casting.

“Our lead story and editorial on why Bush is Hitler!”

For those who don’t really bother to edit and seem to care little about reaching any standard as their standard, why should anyone else put more effort into reading something than you've put into writing it? Sure, if you just want to cater to those who don't really read or listen, and can't comprehend what they're seeing and of the world in general, maybe become a journo! So, why bother? Because it’s supposed to be something? Well, maybe.