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Dear sports, here's a request of the week from Wednesday January 30 2008.

Sometime during 2007, the Age advertised that they were looking for new cartooning talent! Riiight, sure they were. What a coincidence! I'm not looking for new cartooning talent either. So, I sends in me vastly superior scrawls, ahoy! The Matron handling this phony pantomime was actually very nice. She said my stuff was interesting, original, funny, exciting and entertaining. In short, none of the things they were looking for. So no dice.

Quite a surprise, eh? About as surprizing as the ABC's 7:30 Report.

She asked me what I thought about their long term cartoonist, Michael Leunig. As I was only in the early stages of grovelling for the potential to non-existent um, position, I was very Diplomatic. I avoided saying things like what a neurotic, spittle flecked, repetitive, twisted and boring Leftoid freak Leunig is. But I would never say that. I guess these are the current specs for, and I kid you not, a "National Treasure!" I would've been bitter if I could've gotten over the boredom of bothering at all. Aah, but I was like a foolish young schoolgirl.

"Love me! Publish me! And pay me!"

Hey, around the same time as this non-career move, Instapudit from pajamasmedia "Instalanched" me! It was Saturday 30 September 2007. I remember it well. I'd just come back from safari and my head man Kawili, informed me that there had been some lion trouble at a local village. Lifting my rifle and reaching for my propeller hat, I...

Er, no. That Glenn Reynolds is incredible, is he not? I dedicate this post to Glenn, the wonderful Lonnie ConservativeVoice Beale, "Your Host" on YouTube and Doc Roper at gmroper. The Doc graciously quoted a line of mine for a while on his banner head, from an old post, titled "I am the Ghost of the Endless Sadness of the Ordinary People".

The quote is "Peace and freedom come only through superior firepower, not absurd and suicidal ideas of 'inclusiveness' regards your mortal enemy".

Sports, I also direct you all to John Ray at his brilliant blog called 'dissectleft'. And hey, he does just that. He nicely linked to me and of course, everyone is all in the swingin' and groovy links. Dissectleft ties in perfectly with Dr Sanity. Yep, there is also er, sometimes, the Australian newspaper. It's almost fit for adults, folks!

Speaking of conservative folks and er "right wing bastards" like me, check out one of Australia's station wagon full of conservative pundits and columnist's, Andrew Bolt. Old Andy is often called a "Fascist!" by the shrivelled Left, liberal fascist and radical axis of mediocrity. Such default ad hominem's aimed at Bolt, are usually made in absentia of having actually read him.

"Andy a Fascist you say? Of course he is, dear. Only last night Bolty and I arrested 15,000,000 people, expanded the government to enormous totally controlling proportions, and Nationalised all industries like er, the Left".

Spoiled, affluent twerps screeching "Fascist!" is your virtual scientific proof that in reality, said twerps have neither proof nor reality on their side. Ah, relentlessly familiar turf for the enormous talents at the peoples cube.

Andrew is a decent, intelligent, individual, courageous, hard working family guy who gives a damn and is mostly pretty much right on the money. He's just a conservative, like a lot of adults. He's online with a cool forum, is great value and can be found twice a week at the odd little tabloid newspaper, the Herald Sun in Melbourne. You can read the Sun's entire news section before you get your change!

One of the hardest working journalist's in Australia, good old Bolt beat me to it and posted some of the following fake news headlines under the cool header of "Just the fact's, Ma'am". Thanks Andy. How does he do it all? I have enough trouble doing my laundry.

"Colonel Robert Neville discovers headlines to amaze".
Andrew Bolt.

But there's the rub, Boyo. The Herald Sun often has some nice supplement's. And as tabloid's often seem to do in the midst of their relentless churning of the grist for the mill, they still manage in their way to reflect a little more of the ordinary people's desires and fear's than say, the Age. Because for the Aged, that would be so, gauche.

Editor in Chief of a dying medium: "Cartoon's, eh? You say you write as well? Yes, they're all very nice uh, Colonel Nibble is it? But I'm afraid it's not really what we're looking for here at the Age newspaper. Or as we like to call it, the people's broadsheet!'

Here at Bunkumville, we're very firmly committed to the cutting edge of the excitingly average, the tasteful yet shallow, the delightfully biased, the entirely predictable, but with a sheen of professional dullness. Of course, many of our contributors and employees are indeed highly professional bores. Many with over three years of tedious and whacko 'journalism qualifications' under their cheap vinyl belts.

Quite frankly, we believe in tradition, like the tradition of pretty much always favouring the same old Left dullards. And why not?

That's the demandingly high standards of the art of journalism in Oz, I'm afraid. And you just don't measure down, er, up you see? Oh yes, she's a harsh Mistress, is the old hackery.

Now, if only you could be as stupid, bigoted, bereft, deluded, clueless, conceited, unreadably turgid, convoluted and plain crazy as say our cartoonist, Michael Leunig for example, or as comfortably unchallenged, smug and gleefully spiteful as our columnist, Catherine Deveny, then we could talk. Yep, yapping ad nauseum, see? Yap, yap, yap, yap".

Colonel Neville: "I'll give it my best shot!"

Remember folks, your mind can be saved even after University.




A Load Of Old Fake News Headlines. [Ain't they nearly all?]


Kitchen sink drama actually about kitchen sink.

Child prodigy violin ensemble filled with kiddie fiddlers.

Serious art film Director makes 'real life' drama about diarrhoea.

Activist admits to having no real interest in 'the people' just hates parents.

Alcoholic street beggar spends money on pie not liquor.

Bangladeshi man receives telemarketing call from Australia during a convenient time at own request.

Fifty percent of child bride marriages end in divorce due to immaturity and senility.

Unattractive man finds bathroom mirror reflection unattractive.

Woman accuses deaf, blind and mute husband of being argumentative.

Worlds most boring man enjoys own company.

Successful expatriate expresses humility and gratitude to home country.

Achievement of Che Guevara discovered.

Girlfriend’s drawer contains no ugly menstrual underwear.

The Age newspaper not dull and entirely predictable. “The Age newspaper is not dull and entirely predictable” says Editor.

Obnoxious bar drunk draws line at making loud song requests of pianist.

Bogans ask cover band to stop playing AC/DC and Cold Chisel songs.
Cold Chisel were a very successful working class R&B rock band, that were extremely musically competent and talented. Hence, they were mostly always profoundly unpopular with inner-city hipsters et al. Being a fan may become an ironic pose at any time and conversely, "Chisel!" may become extremely popular for several weeks with said groovers. A bogan is a working class guy whose only crime is being unfashionable and clueless regards the contemporary.


Couple in long term relationship never break wind in front of each other.

Conceptual artist concedes the concept of audience conceiving enjoyment and understanding worth considering.

Rare tawny owl legitimate reason for bulldozing woodland.

Good looks of otherwise conceited and vacuous girl still satisfying after two months.

Entire High School staff well dressed in contemporary fashions.

Magician makes instant coffee.

Four year old unamused by loud flatulence.

Dreadlocks at private school worn by actual Jamaican.

Entire Latin American road system now chicken truck free.

Hyperbole mostly exaggerated.


Monkey at zoo maintains dignity.

Goat at Satanic ritual replaced with parrot.

Fugitive outlaws find Mexican village, Mission and Church all in good repair but no plaintive guitars.

Radical aware of empirical difference between Prime Minister and Hitler.

Protester has nothing to complain about personally.

Irish Priest neither jovial nor taciturn.

No Zoot suits worn on Skid Row.

Leftist admits to living in comfortable Democracy not Fascist Dictatorship.

Violent ‘Eat the rich’ protests in city leave private schools deserted.

Teenage Goth prefers Hawaii.

Cavalry’s arrival worsens situation.

Vandal buys private property complains about graffiti.

David Irving fabricated past decency.

People in kitchen at parties most light hearted.

Former President just older not a statesman.

Former Prime Minister silent.


Left leaning comedian finds performing to a predominantly Left leaning audience ‘challenging’.

Chaser World Tour ridiculing Islam cancelled due to death of entire cast.
The Chaser is a satirical ABC TV show.

Chasers World Tour ridiculing Christianity cancelled due to indifference and Dave Allen Tour.

World improving since brick thrown through fast food chain window by student protester.

Over 99% of statistics are meaningless.

48% of people have some point of difference to the other 52%.

Most cases of neglect are negligible.

The average life expectancy of aborted babies has remained stable.

One in three people feel the odd one out.

Most younger siblings find constant ‘wedgies’ confidence building.

Cat enters front door without hesitating shows no signs of aloofness.

Talking Parakeet in comedy film not dubbed.

Light hearted passage found in Russian novel.


French film not about French.

Italian film uses coherent dialogue sparingly and when relevant.

Hong Kong movie stays in single genre.

Indian film needs to be seen in sequence.

English film confident and positive about being English.

Swedish film light hearted and entertaining.

Israeli film from 1960’s found not starring Topol.

Australian film watched.

Japanese film not crazy.

Welsh film.

No Maoris in violent New Zealand film.

Documentary hopes to not change or effect anything.

Recipient of government grant loves government.

Advertisement clearly explains limits of product.

Teenage diary filled with insight, inspiration and compassion for parents.

No irrational contributors to newspaper letters page.


Communist writes business plan.

Pop musician says that economic policy and geopolitics are beyond his abilities.

Yes man fails to impress Boss.

Middle Management challenges Status Quo.

Lower level employee advances due to constructive criticism and new ideas.

Middle aged Dad fails to comment on kid feeling like an ice cream.

Middle aged Dad’s life empty of corrosive criticism and filled with incredible sex.

TV Network hires talented innovator indefinitely.

Artist inspired by the mundane compromises of life.

Clones reach consensus on cloning want more clones, more clones, more clones.

Group of female friends finds focus on gossip and complaining tedious and limiting.

Weekly women’s magazine talks science, geo-politics and poses philosophical questions.

Bob Brown talks in depth.
Australian Green's Party Leader.

Bob Ellis rational, coherent and sober.
Old, addled, verbose old time Australian Labour Party Leftoid.

Peter Garret silent after dumping dated rhetoric, hyperbole and party line.
Ex-Left alt rock band frontman, now a more entertaining Labour Party man.


Movie star researches facts on pet hobby horse.

Friday night Chapel Street Commodore contains female.
Popular Melbourne inner-city street and lout magnet. A Commodore is the favoured four-door sedan of said louts.

Friday night cruise cars mostly driven by the mature and intelligent.

Working Class suburbs mullet free.

Inner city no longer smug and condescending.

Inner city opinions entirely connected to real world.

Sean Penn shows patriotism and gratitude to USA not Latin American despot.

Sean Penn stops beating girlfriend takes on passing teamsters.

Hollywood stars held accountable for past statements and actions.

Jane Fonda no longer neurotically inclined to treason. “I want to be remembered as Washington Jane” says Fonda.

Susan Sarandon not an addled old tart says Sarandon. “I’m going to stop this illegal war and logically I’ll support putting the Baathists back in power by showing my breasts at the March for Peace through Comfortably Affluent Delusion, Treason and Stupidity” said Susan.

Michael Leunig does cartoon condemning Islamic terrorism and communist dictatorships.

Michael Leunig dumps street wino look corduroy and jumper set. “Let’s face it. I look like a crazy, deluded, indulged and indulgent old fool. I’m gonna get some great adult style guidance from Carson Kressley” said Mike.

Michael Leunig not looking like an elderly Jewish woman woken at 3:AM.

Bono not the focus of pointless political leader meetings.

Bono and U2 finances not entirely in Bahamas tax haven. “That would make me a celebrity hypocrite and a phony” said Bono.

Bob Geldof caring and tactful to people he has actually met.”I realised that acting the sour and world weary pop star doesn’t hide the fact that I’m a very successful sour and world weary businessman” said Bob.

Parkinson finds celebrity guests anti Bush rhetoric not funny. “Two out of three guests say the same predictable stuff so I have to fake it to laugh at all” said Michael.

Critics of Capitalism not supported by Capitalism.

Socialised medicine great for patients.

Brain drain stops due to drain clogged with brains says plumber.

Japanese sense of humour trials to begin soon.

Shredder applies for gig as hack at Fax.

In most of the MSM, "there really ain't nothing like the real thing, baby".



“All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it”. H.L. Mencken.


Dear sports, 'shredding' is the art of advanced guitar techniques and this is one of my few vices. No, really. Now speaking of ridden with vice, Fairfax Media is so big, that the last thing they want is to be pestered by people with naïve and outmoded ideas about individuality, talent and journalistic standards. Er, in their perhaps provocative acronym of FCN, the 'F' and 'C' stands for Fairfax Community so they say, and the 'N' is for Network. The Fax has “over 240 publications”, some of them readable.

"Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele". Bagdikian's Observation.


And so it was, that I recently answered an add in 'The Age' newspaper under 'Classifieds', for a 'Senior Journalist' type thing. But hey, if I don’t get a better job soon, my wife is Japanese and she’s threatening to crash and explode on the deck of my aircraft carrier, so to speak. As difficult as it is to imagine, have you ever seen a Japanese of either sex when they lose their sense of humour? It’s the same as when they hear a joke, only worse.

The ad for "Senior Hack Wanted" says “you’re a wordsmith”. Ok, I’m a word, and stop calling me Smith. Boom tish. A wordsmith is someone who uses the word “wordsmith” almost never, unless drunk and pilled. Now “Flair” I can do. I have so much flair it hurts. “Insight” is my thing too and er, burden. Can’t help it, you see. “Must, analyse, continuously, must”.

Hey, I don’t want to be in a "Senior" position in anything unless it’s at home. While I do feel that I may not be small enough, I still want to start off at that cute journalist size and work up to maverick honcho.

“What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure”.Samuel Johnson.

“Political nouse?” I got it baby!

I’m well aware that Malcolm Frazer has the geopolitical and economic understanding of a wash board that’s sat in on one too many 'Student Union Crisis Meetings'. Mal is so seemingly bereft, that he may be going through an ‘Autumn Adolescence’. Hey, do ya think he has a Che 'the child killer' Guevara T-shirt? I’ll get him one. Maybe a nice “Smash Capitalism!” badge too.

I can dig that Kevin ‘Watch me Mao!’ Rudd, has done an incredible job in his first 'hundred days' in office. He’s already moved the table and chairs, vacuumed the carpet and put the pens in a nice Ming Dynasty ceramic from the early 1950’s. The Leader of the Opposition came over for milk and cookies and I still have his name written down somewhere.

“Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers, is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock”. Ben Hecht.

“..and a sense of humour”. Sadly, I have no sense of humour whatsoever. Are they serious? Every time someone says they want something like that, it usually means their own understanding of humour is about as amusingly witty and cutting as your Alzheimer stricken Grandmother’s.

“Hey, when we said a sense of humour, we didn’t think you’d laugh at things!”

“One doesn't have a sense of humour. It has you”.
Larry Gelbart.

There’s hope though. They ask to make applications “minus the boring bits”. I’ll send a blank page then. Resume’s are ALL boring bits. That’s why they call them resume’s. Come on, who finds another person's life more interesting than their own, unless the other person is either actually somebody and preferably famous? Nobody, that's who!

“The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything”. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe.

Ah, now here’s the entirely imaginary hurdle. “Experience”. Yep, most journalist and writer types will have it, apparently. I mean experience. Some have years and years of “experience”, and that’s entirely their problem.

The MSM in Australia is almost uniformly dull. The only people who don’t feel this way are either over thirty or are the Editor of ‘The Age’ . A lot of what you see in the news agent that’s allegedly ‘local’, is actually assembled from overseas sources by three people in a broom closet in Flinders Lane.

Mark Steyn said that this problem is due to the fact that journalists, were once more likely to be actual individuals and came from almost anywhere and well, were a damn sight more interesting because of it. And because journalists were “people whose lives had somehow gone terribly wrong”.

Now everyone comes out with three years of highly trained tedium under their entirely fashionable and predictable belts and then proceeds to spread the boredom, much like every new and swingin’ bar becomes new and swingin’ in the same identical new and swingin’ way. What can such folks write about? Hell, I’d read it everyday if I didn’t try to avoid it as much as possible.

The bit I really dig is “are you seeking a new and exciting challenge and have the drive and initiative to succeed?” Well, beyond the rhetorical flourishes, er, yes. Surprisingly, few people are “seeking stale, torpor inducing repetition and are keen on using inertia and conformity as a springboard to utter failure”.

I can clearly write not only my own name, but actually write what a lot of people might want to read. And I can tie my own shoe laces.

After er, skills and talent, you could confirm if I have the required traits to er, “succeed” in 'Today’s Demanding Media Environment!', by a simple medical examination. I obviously have the backbone, frontal cortex and the balls. So nope, I’m clearly no standard MSM journalist.

Well, the balls are in their court now. When do I start?

Our Best Man in Hollywood.

Tom Von Cruise pictured 'psyching' himself up to give a rousing speech at the Scientology Headquarters in Berlin.


“Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them”.
Suzanne Necker.



Dear sports, I watched the freakish nine minute clip on YouTube, now on Gawker of Tom ‘Not Joseph Goebbels’ Cruise, talking about the bog standard whacko crap of Scientology. Hey, if you have to have “jargon”, I always make mine “nonsensical!”

I'm glad there's no vids of any of my senseless outbursts. Are there any? Ok, just forget I mentioned it.

I also dug the ones with Tom wearing the ‘Flavor Flav’ medallion cum Super Thetan Award from a box of Cracker Jacks. Dig Tom’s little ‘Sieg Heil’ to the big wall painting of L. Ron Hubbard, done in the style of early 1970’s backstreets of Manila. Yep, real discerning judgement , subtle sense of style and taste there, Tom. Just like some of ya movies.

“Why ask for permission? We are the authorities.”
Tom ‘Not Stalin’Cruise.

I also collected a lot of rather adroit and fun comments too. Why? I just had to, Mister! The whole interview transcript is at the end of the page. When you listen to actual Scientologist loons such as one of the Head Freaks of Scientology, you see the obsessive and intense will to pointless action.

Pointless group behaviour is the classic enervater and driver of all crazy conformist cults and Totalitarian movements.

“You must do zis absurd uhnt pointless behaviour now uhnt relentlessly! It's a matching set viz der stupid rhetoric!” Any loon leader of any cult and any Totalitarian nut state anywhere, anytime.

Ya start doing the 'Dance of a Million Idiots' and then they have ya! Because kid, you’ve shown and proven that you are indeed a spineless robot drone without any rational thought process’s of your own. This is the real reason Scientology keeps their evil, insane, typical and exploitative methods hidden. They do want to get your mind first. Then your money follows.

“An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly”. Edwin P. Whipple.

Now imagine the skills, experiences and ability that Tom has picked up in his long movie career. From physical fitness, to business, money, strategy, organisation, acting, and from all that travel? The people he’s met, the friendships, the massive opportunities denied mortal men, the support, the Himalaya of free stuff and the incredible range of folks, many of them not insane that he must have learnt from etc, etc, etcetera.

Yep, he's also genuinely helpful to many people as they say, a loyal friend, kind, thoughtful and to his fans. Tom gives generously to charity, is a very hard working, reliable and professional actor, honest and er, he has many other noble traits.

Sadly, Cruise displays none of these qualities while frothing and spouting for Scientology, which has precisely zero noble traits.

In Australia, a corny joke term for trash collector is "Garbologist", just like Scientologist, eh.

So along the way, a man who has succeeded through his own incredible efforts, has also sadly had the full Scientology treatment. To escape after living so long in Ron L. for Loon and liar, Mother Hubbard Land, really is an impossible mission. Can Tom accept it? It don't look like it, kid. Ah well, he'll figure it out. Er, no.


"L. Ron Hubbard, went to the cupboard,
Lord, to give the dumb star a bone.
When the star bent over, the Thetans took over,
now the star ain't got a bone of his own.
Help him Lord, help him!".
Colonel Neville.


Here's a very interesting piece from Tristan on disembedded. See the cool links in the first comment posted. (My edit.)


"When Cruise talks about ethics, this is how Hubbard defined ethics:

According to L. Ron Hubbard, Ethics is defined as “that additional tool necessary to make it possible to apply the technology of Scientology.”

Note that this is not the definition used by the rest of the world, so any discussion of this topic between a Scientologist and a non-Scientologist runs the risk of being hindered by dissimilar assumptions of what the actual subject is.

"I believed in Satanism. There was no other religion in the house!"
L. Ron Hubbard.

Ron Hubbard had an early interest in Satanism and he lived for a while with the most prominent Satanist in the US, Jack Parsons, right after WWII and just before he started defining Scientology.

Black magic is the inner core of Scientology. Scientology borrowed its ethics from Satanism and adds modern light hypnotic and mind control techniques for an enhanced “brain washing” effect, as observed with Tom Cruise in the above video". Tristan.



Ok. Black magic is a load of bollocks as is the "Ooh! It's da Devil!" schtick. But what's that 'Old Black Magic' for, if not to convince fools that you have powers that you er, don't? And it would explain a lot of Scientology's guff and sinisterism. It's a freakout in a moonbat daydream, baby!

And yet, Tom is as they say the ‘Top Man' in Hollywood. He’s the best of the best. Incredible, eh?

If I look and I try not to, at my own shabby, kinda uneventful life made of too many wrong choices, then compare it with the golden existence and bizzaro achievements of the Cruiser? Yow. I think he wins mostly hands down except for a few little things. First of all, unlike Tom ‘Not Mao’ Cruise, I’m not a madman. Or a Devil worshipper! "You ain't the Devil!"

Well, I think sanity is something worthwhile. Or is it? Ok.

"Show me the money then!"

Also I write my own material. That's gotta be something? Sure, like most anonymous and alleged guitar playing humourist writers, I may be a teensy bit eccentric. But, I’m not a 'Light Fitting Swinger' or a 'Ceiling Clinger' like Tom ‘More Laughing Gas!’ Cruise seems to be.

Also I have no weird urge to conserve my “bodily juices”. I try to use ‘em up as quick as I make ‘em. You could even say I regularly blow the lot on some woman. So I have the juices thing together. There ya go.

“The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated”. Oscar Wilde.



Tom seems to be suffering from some kinda Scientology sub-clause catch that means he can’t use all his position and opportunity to take the opportunity to get into er, enough positions. To paraphrase Robin 'Stuck on a cocaine fuelled Leftard gibber' Williams, 'never have I seen a guy more in need of either giving an injection or receiving one'.

That’s some catch, that Catch 22.

Cruise on the other hand and not even his hand apparently, is a curious echo of the Stanley Kubrick film ‘Tom Strangelove: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Cruise Missile’.


Tom Cruise really is either crazy as they come, or is easily wading out of his intellectual depth merely by trying to analyse anything outside of his specialties. Though even in a lounge room 'The Crazed Cruise' has that ‘thousand yard stare’ .

Nothing he said in the wondrous Scientology promo vid makes either any sense or holds any meaning whatsoever. Beyond showing that Crooze is plain 'Rich Guy Nuts' that is. Cruise is like a character that was originally in the script of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' but was never used, because it was just too ridiculous.

Being Australian myself, I don't know how long the average down to earth Aussie, even at the vaunted level of Nicole ‘You’ve got to be kidding me, man!’ Kidman’s stardom, could tolerate a perhaps one inch from insanity, in the stratosphere Hollywood loon and obscenely privileged control freak.

"The desire to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it" H. L. Mencken.

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort”.
Herm Albright.


If Tom is the best, then what are the rest? What’s after crazy control freak, illiterate, bloated with narcissistic power, money and personal assistants, after incoherent, deluded and dumb as a plank? It’s George Clooney, Jane Fonda, Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn and Harry Belafonte ad nauseum!

Come on, they’re either nearly all daft freaks in Hollywood or well on their way. Without such privilege and exposed to the harsh reality that the rest of us schlubs live in, most would simply shrivel quicker than the crew of Captain Nemo’s Nautilus in 20,000 Leagues Beneath the Sea.

Except that celebrities live 20,0000 leagues above the earth.

Hollywood seems held together entirely by accountants, technicians, lawyers and personal assitant's.

“Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth”.
Rex Stout.

Celebrities, movie stars and especially musicians often have entirely nothing to say about anything much. It’s pseudo depth like the plastic rivers on a train set. Outside of their performances, celebrities are usually merely diverting, as all amusement and entertainment is meant to be. God bless ‘em, I say.

What went wrong was when stars went from being just stars, to somehow thinking they're kind of Geopolitical Experts on anything and everything. Empirically unlikely, as it is absurd.

“I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe”. Richard Gere.


Hey, lucky Heath Ledger had the down to earth advice of Jack ‘Blow me again while we’re driving’ Nicholson to guide him. Jacks advice on drugs?!

“Hey, ya takin’ the wrong drug, kid!”

“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment”. Dorothy Nevill.

Here's some pretty neato comments, sports. Better, more insightful and clearly more sane than than what old Tom had to say. Dig.



Coffeman64. “Even when I concentrate, it still sounds like complete gibberish coming out of his mouth”.

Coffeismyfriend. “Help me Tom...because I know you can help me...because...you KNOW.

Boxpox. "Do you get the feeling that the reason Nicole left him was because the "Cruise Missile" was a dud”.

At Gawker dot com.

GreanBeanKitty. “Tom Cruise is so "intense"... I was waiting for an alien being to come tearing out of his chest.. Maybe in the next clip”.

Snowpea. “Tom Cruise is like a guy at 3 am on the Shopping Channel, flogging off Butt Crunchers or Ab Busters, just with one hundred times more zeal. I think the really interesting thing about Cruise is that he's a very charismatic man, and totally mesmerising to watch. He knows the power of a pregnant pause, and a staccato delivery. Unfortunately, though, he has started to believe his own hype.

He looks as though Good Tom is out to lunch, and in his place, Evil Tom has taken up residence. The Scientologists have obviously erased his brain, and started over. The stuff he is spewing out is about as sensical as the musings on a "Hello Kitty' pencil case”.


Whiskeybaby on Stephen Colbert’s Cruise impression. “I love that version. The bit where he says, 'Sorry? I thought you asked me what it was like to be on the verge of insanity...' Priceless".


From disembedded.

Anonymous female. "WTF did he say?
I don’t think he actually had a lucid thought in the entire video. He sounded like he was on something. And this video is suppose to make us want to what? Join his cult at the behest of a cult leader want-to-be? Folks…this guy is seriously whacked.

If he and the people of his cult “know” everything (how to reform criminals, assist world leaders in obtaining world peace, cure mental health and whatever else he claimed), why haven’t they?

He stated he is “carrying more than his load”…Yeah, it’s called shit, Tom and you’re full of it! What the poor slob won’t do for a little attention".

SusannaJones. "Does he really stop at each accident he sees to help? How come we’ve never heard, 'Yeah…I was in a bad accident, but Tom Cruise came to my rescue?' You’re either in, or you’re out, Tom".

Verndroid. "Good Lord! Get a grip man! If you can’t say anything remotely understandable about your beliefs then please shut the fuck up.. oh. No. Wait! What am I saying? 'Good going Cruise. Keep up the good work' Jeeez".

Maddy. "That video made absolutely no sense. Was he drunk? He says that as a Scientologist, there is so much work that must be done yet he didn’t really elaborate on said work. He incoherently oscillates between the drudgery of work and the amount of 'fun' that comes along with it. He seemed almost overwhelmed by all of it. Take that vacation, Tom - apparently it’s long overdue".



Patrick. "This is what you might call a CLM (Career Limiting Move).

Cheetah64. "What the hell did he (TC the SP) say? Does he know? Does anyone know? Wow. That was just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo that made no sense.

Alanajoy. "Feel like I’m just watching another one of his movies.
He’s talking but he’s not really saying much. I can almost see him trying to remember what they told him to say. Aw poor unitooth Cruise. For your own sake, I hope one day you get ‘Beamed up".

John Q Citizen. "Fascinating to watch and listen to. edited from transcript. Tom Cruise: 'So, for me, it really is KSW, and it’s just like, it’s something that, uh, I don’t mince words with that'. You’re right Tom you don’t mince words, instead you make word salad".

Madnessmanifesto. "I loved the part where he sez, “I’d rather have a bottle-infronta-me than a frontal lobotomy.” You have to listen real close, ’cause he kinda mumbles and slurs a bit, but it’s there…I shit-U-not".

Dr. Gonzo. "So, Tom Cruise thinks he’s a Jedi? Now I know what Scientology is all about. Seriously, delusions of grandeur".


Libob. "Mr.Crusie has too much money, and he has an opinion. The truth is he doesn’t know who he is, and this is something that he feels he's a part of. He's voicing what's on his mind. We listen because he has money. Not because we care. We find something amusing about watching stars mentally crumble".






ProblemWithCaring. “What are the character traits associated with pathological narcissism again? Oh yeah:

[1.] Dependence on vicarious warmth provided by others combined with fear of dependence. (An adoring cult could fit the bill nicely!)

[2.] A sense of inner emptiness. (Though, maybe he couch-jumps because he is NOT empty inside.)

[3.] A boundless repressed rage. (I am not sure, but from that 9 minute video clip, sure looked like someone was due for an "anger audit.")

[4.] Pseudo self-insight (yeah - THATS not Tom.)

[5.] Calculating seductiveness. ("Women smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do.")

[8.] Nervous, self-deprecating humor. (Well, he could be Will Smith.)"




Codepink. “I went onto Scientology.org last night and now I think you're all being really mean and that this religion is really, fun, cool and fun”.

Sedated."And much cheaper than I expected!”

NYMinute. “That's because they are having a special, two Thetans for the price of one”.

Umwhat. “Sounds like somebody's on board! But instead of giving all your money to LRH, can I have it? I'm really, fun, cool, and fun,too. Thanks”.


WriterWriter. “Are you quite serious? You think a "religion" based on a 1960s science fiction novel and supported by vicious, predatory lawyers is "quite fun? You need to read up there, babe. Scientology has been classed as many things; a cult, dangerous, predatory, false, a pack of lies, damaging, etc, etc. Never cute”. stupid-files dot blogspot dot com.

Whatitis. “eeeeewwww....that last video.....I feel so cold and frightened. someone please hold me”.

Colonel Mustard. “I'm sorry...did he just declare war on the non-believers?”

Karennuhoh. "And, if elected, I will order the installation of beige berber carpeting in all American automobiles!"

Littleolly. “ZOINKS Scooby! I think someone unleashed the monsters!


Bellyboop. “The pompous, narcissism that this cult breeds is gut wrenching. I haven't seen Tom Cruise find the cure for cancer, nor have I seen him stop the war in the middle east. But I have seen Kirstie Ally reach out to accomplish off a whole box of Ding Dongs on Fat Actress”.

Sassypants. “I can only assume that the "So whattya say, should we clean this place up," thing is a reference to putting away the folding chairs in the Knights of Columbus Hall after the meeting”.

DanfromRaleigh. “Dammit, that tears it! I'm going to start my own cult. Making people say bat-shit crazy stuff on camera looks like the coolest thing ever. I just have to get a celebrity spokesman...I have it! How about George "Goober" Lindsey? Everybody likes Goober, right?”


Ridiculopathy. “Wow. You hardly ever get to watch insanity manifest itself publicly while wearing a suit anymore. Sure, you expect it from the occasional standard-issue street corner babbling psychopath, but the dressing-up-and-reveling-in-our-psychosis-together-at a-rubber-chicken-dinner thing has been largely closeted the last...oh...century plus.

When the ability to record and distribute verifiable sounds and images became widely available, most psycho clubs went underground. Thanks Gawker! It's like Christmas! Who's up next?”

KarenNuhoh. "You read that book I gave you?"

"What book?"

"Dioretix. Science of matter over mind."

"Uh nuh."

"Well you'd better read it, and quick. That book will change your life. Found it in a Maserati in Beverly Hills”.


J.A.H. Times Online. "Wowee...a touch of bipolar or is he just manic? A megalomaniac? I don't know but his psyche is wacky. He laughs like a loon! Hmmm, let me think. The Servant King who changes peoples' hearts and minds with his radical love for the downtrodden and oppressed and the 'authority' of the ‘Scientologist?’ No difference eh?

I would say there was 33 year lifetime of difference. Jesus said blessed are the poor in spirit for they shall see God. He didn't label people SPs or PTSPs. This Scientology can be compared to 1st & 3rd century Gnosticism, where they thought they has 'special' powers and insight above and beyond mere mortals. I think I'm back to the megalomaniac comment!"


KarenNuhoh. “I thought it was "Diuretix".... That scene and Tom's interview tape are just alike in that the premise is that the hearer must wish to become like the admired speaker. Unlike in that Sy Richardson is working from one of God's great scripts whereas Tom Cruise is working from native dumbass. I still can't believe it isn't a mess of raw footage that forgot to get edited.

Tom Cruise laughs maniacally whenever his train of thought runs out of Thomas the Tank Engine wooden track. And even Tom Cruise must have been thinking: It goes without saying that you will clip out the breakdowns so I don't look this dumb”.




And here is the unedited transcript of Tom ‘She drove me to the point of madness’ Cruise, in full-tilt Hollywood loon intensity.


"I think it's a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist and it's something you have to earn. And because a Scientologist does, he or she has the ability to create new and better realities, and improve conditions.

Being a Scientologist you look at someone and you know absolutely that you can help them.so for me it really is KSW [Keeping Scientology Working] and it's just, like, it's something that I don't mince words with that, you know with anything. But that Policy [doctrine of founder, L.Ron Hubbard] with me has really gone, 'Boy'.

There was a time I went through it, I said, you know what, when I read it, I just though 'Wooh' : this is it. This exactly it.

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else, it's, you drive past, you know you have to do something about it. You know you are the only one who can really help. That's what drives me.

I know that we have an opportunity and, er, to really help for the first time and effectively change people's lives, and I'm dedicated to that. I'm gonna, I'm absolutely, uncompromisingly dedicated to that.

Orgs [Scientology organisations, divided into complicated hierarchy of classes] are there to help, OK. But we, also as the public, we have a responsibility. It's not just the orgs. It's not just Dave Miscavige [church leader]. It's not just me. It's you. It's everybody out there.

Re-reading KSW, and looking to see what needs to be done, saying Ok, am I going to do it, or am I not going to do it? Period. And am I going to look at that guy, or am I too afraid because I have my own ethics to put on someone else's ethics, because that is all it comes down to. I won't hesitate to putting ethics into someone else, because I put ethics ruthlessly in myself.

And I think that I respect that in others, and, you know, I am there to help. We're here to help. My opinion is, look, you're either on board or you're not on board, OK? Which is it? If you're on board, you're on board, just like the rest of us. Period.

We are the authorities on getting people off drugs. We are the authorities on the mind. We are the authorities on improving conditions. Criminon [sic]. We can rehabilitate criminals. We can bring peace and unite cultures. That once you know these tools and you know that they work, it's not good enough that I'm just doing Ok.

Travelling the world and meeting the people that I've met, you know, talking with these leaders in various fields, [pause]they want help, and they are depending on people who know and who can be effective, and do it, and that's us. That is our responsibility to do that. It is the time now. Now is the time.

It is being a Scientologist, people are turning to you, and you better know it, and if you don't, you know, go and learn it. [Laughs] but don't pretend you know it, or whatever.

It's like, we're here to help. If you're a Scientologist, you see life, things, the way they are, in all it's glory, in all of it's perplexity, and the more you know as a Scientologist, the more you become overwhelmed by it. [Laughs again, clapping his hands]

And [mumbling], they said, so 'Have you met an SP?' [Laughter]

And I looked at them and I thought, what a beautiful thing, because, maybe, one day, it will be like that.

Wow. SPs, they'll just read about them in the history books. I just go through that tech [technique], literally. It's not how to run from an SP. It's PTSP [potential trouble source person] - how to shatter or confront oppression. You apply it, then boom.

Because they wouldn't do that to me, not to my face, or anywhere in my vicinity where they feel they could be confronted. I wish the world was a different place, I'd like to go on vacation, play, and just do that. Know what I mean? I mean that's how I want it to be. There's times I'd like to do that, but I can't because I know, I know, so, you know, I have to do something about it.

It's not, you know, you can't sit here and wish it was different, and then, you look at it. And at that moment, I have to do something, don't I? Because I cannot live with myself if, and that [mumbles] I don't care whether someone thinks it's hard or it's easy. Because you're either helping and contributing everything you can, or you're not, ok?

Because you're carrying my load, all right, and as much as you're carrying, I still have got to do more. There's still a thing of 'let's go.'

You can see the look in their eyes. You know the ones who are doing it, and you know the spectators, the ones who are going , 'Well, it's easy for you. That thing, I've cancelled that in my area. [Laughs] It's like, man, you're either in or you're out. That spectatorism, I've no time for it. That is something we have no time for now.

So it's our responsibility to educate, create the new reality. We have that responsibility to say, hey, THIS is the way it should be done. We do it this way and people are actually getting better. Let's get it done. Let's get it really done.

Have enough love, compassion and toughness, that you're going to do it, and do it right.

I have to tell you something. It really is, you know, it's rough and tumble. It's wild and woolly. It's a blast...it's a blast. It really is fun, because damit, there's nothing better than to going out there and fighting the fight and suddenly you see.

I want to know that I've done everything I could every day I think of all those people out there who are depending on us. I think about it. It does make me feel we need more work, more help. Get those spectators on the playing field, or out of the arena. Really, that is how I feel about it. I do what I can, and I do it the way I do everything... there's nothing part of the way for me".

(Fades out as Cruise laughs)




ADFS 10. “One of my sons was recruited by scientology in Australia, we live in North America, he was told to call and say his goodbyes because he was expected to severe all contact with us and essentially never see us again. Fortunately we got assistance from some former scientologists who guided us in what to say and how to get him out.

I was able to convince him to talk to me daily saying that I might be interested in joining, at the same time my wife flew to Australia. I convinced him to let some relatives take him to their house for the weekend so that I could be sure that he was okay.

My wife was waiting for him and throughout the weekend we convinced him that we loved him more than scientology did. He went back on the Monday and told them that he was leaving but they wouldn't let him leave the compound. It was only after he told them that his mother was a formidable force but his father would unleash a firestorm if he had to come to Australia that they let him go. That was on the Friday.

This was seven years ago and my son at times still is affected by the brainwashing that they did on him. Scientology is a dangerous mind manipulation cult that uses people for money or slave labour, which was the case for my son.

Government leaders should launch a major investigation of their practices. Hubbard's only reason for setting up scientology as a religion was to avoid paying taxes. They recruit celebrities to try and gain legitimacy with the celebrities' fans”.

Michael Leunig the Drag King.

Michael Leunig, the veteran cartoonist for the Melbourne 'Age' newspaper, models for a paper mache likeness of his head to commemorate his 112th year of employment at the great bin liner and wino insulator.




Dear sports, here is 'Request of the Week', nicely updated.

It seems the chances of not reading either a bog standard casual, taken for granted Jew blaming cliché or a Central Scripting "I'm not anti-Semitic but," comment most anywhere, is perhaps as unlikely as Michael Leunig doing a series of cartoons condemning the murder of Jews.

For that matter, the same odds apply to Leunig scribbling even a single hilarious 'Cartoon Masterwork' condemning say, Islamic terrorism in particular and its supporting theocracies. Or maybe a few duck populated panels on the oppression of women in Islam, the murder of Iraqi children by various terrorists, militants, gangsters and opportunists etc, etc, etc, would be nice? Or indeed any of the daily, far reaching and many thousands of global terrorist attacks anywhere, anyhow and anytime.

Maybe Mr Curly can look forlorn about the collapse of an oppressed Zimbabwe, three million dead in the Congo, the concentration camp and torture chamber state of North Korea, the constant murder by beheading of Buddhists in Asia by Islamists, or a nuclear Iran etc, etc?

Nope. Leunig doesn't give a duck, so it seems.


I guess none of these things are the 'right kind' of oppression and mass murder for our Mike, the comfortable critic of the West. Gee, maybe I missed 'em? Who knows? I'll just keep scouting the fronts of more inner-city Brunswick refrigerators then.

I'll also keep an eye out for the ones reflecting with genuine uninhibited joy any of the enormous improvements made in economics, health, life expectancy, medicine, food production, wealth, civil law, science and communications etc, etc. Gosh, some of it even here in Australia!

I can't wait for Mr Curly showing even a little snit at any of the Islamic militants and gangsters currently murdering the people of Iraq or anywhere. Or a series showing any of the scandalously and mostly non reported achievements in Iraq all due to the incredible courage and efforts of the many better men and women of the military and elsewhere, of good and Democratic will, now fighting for freedom and normality in a region that has had little to zero of neither.

Hey, fit in a default snigger here at the word freedom, mainly because the sniggerer already has their freedom.

So, just what does one believe in if not the absolute basic of human freedom? Precisely nothing, that's what.

Internal Contradiction of the Left, PC Liberal and Radical No. 1238/B: "A professed optimism for a Utopian future coupled with an ingrained and automatic cynicism regards the basics of what makes ordinary and normalised life possible".


None of this means much of a damn to a dull Leftard MSM, or to a 'not so intelligentsia', various ignorant celebrities, out of their depth musicians, narcissistic actors, wilfully deluded activists and wonderfully venal radicals.

Such carefree twerps don't care about Iraq or its people and never will. Such suffering or whoever else is handy, is used as lazy, raw material for comfortable and dreary default attacks on George Bush and the West, and the now vanished art of auto Howard hating.

The idea of difficult choices and harsh responsibility to action, never seems to occur to old Mikey. Nope, his default is never about doing anything, it's always entirely from the basis of self loathing and blaming the US, the West or the evils of Capitalism, the system he despises and is completely supported by.

Yep, there's a long, ugly and disgraceful history involving many a governments behaviour regards many a crap regime.

But er, that's of little relevance to how we must act against global and current Islam now. Just as the free world did finally fight and destroy Fascism in the 1940's, we better do the same with Islam and er, now. This is so whether we want it or not, kid. And it better be with a total commitment to crushing victory, as the alternative is our utter defeat at the eager, monstrous hands of Islamist's both foreign and domestic.

Victory? See Leunig run screaming! Winning? How triumphal! Survival? How gauche! See Leunig scribble! The Western Canon? How essential. See Leunig scribble! Scribbly, scribble...

Leunig and his hordes of micey fans are no friends of the truly oppressed. That would require being able to discriminate between say, good and evil. Discrimination, not moral equivalence, is the basis of rational thought.

Yep, we're on Shite Street with our Aussie MSM, sho' nuff, sports.

Have ya read Mike's bit's in 'TheAge?' How can so many produce so little for so long and not get fired?

And er, much of the Left supported in one way or another, Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini, as was the fashion. Just as they do today with Islamism, Fidel the Cuban mass murderer and Chavez the fat killer and so on. Er, that's the Fat Killer, not the fat killer. Whatever. Anyway, read Nick Cohen's great book 'What's Left?'

Hey, that's Left Liberal Fascism for ya, via big government fantasies and standard dreams of conformity to Utopian ideology. And why not, eh?

Like Michael Leunig, most of the Left perversely never criticise murderous Islam at all. Now ain't that peculiar? Islamism is anti-life, anti-women, anti-gay, anti-Democracy and anti all human freedoms etc. These are the things any Left Liberal is supposed to believe in and stand resolutely for, so you must ask why they don't stand up for any of them when it comes to Islam?

Well, the Left is also mostly interested in total control of everyone via the state, so that everyone just has to agree with everything they say, just like Islam! So, yep, natural bedfellows, really.

The Left have always either totally ignored, championed, applauded or offered standard apologia for the mass murdering Communism of Cuba, China and North Korea. Ditto the military Dictatorship that has killed over three million people in the Congo, or Mugabe destroying Zimbabwe etc, etcetera. Instead, Left posers relentlessly attack and condemn Western Capitalist Democracies because they can never be faultless.

The Iraqi people’s situation like many others is mostly ignored or held in contempt by the illiberal Left. Iraq is a profoundly pivotal and authentic struggle. Many Iraqi people have a naturally deep desire for the freedoms and prosperity that the frivolous, glib, fashionable, disingenuous and phony liars of the Western Left take for granted.

The people who face questions of their own life and death everyday, like Iraqi's, tend to be a little more focused and clear minded about reality and what's of human value, than those who sit lauded and unchallenged in fakery and assumptions. However terribly imperfect is the destruction of such regimes as Saddams, it must be done and to all such like eventually.

Weird Leftards like Mike are all allegedly opposed to freaks like Saddam, right up until something is actually going to be done about it. At which entirely predictable point, they start doing mental back flips like some morally inverted 'Ringling Brothers Circus of the Insane'.

No liberation of anybody anywhere will ever be up to the high standards required of our already free, Mike Leunig. Hero of 'The People!'

Leunig, like many allegedly ‘good’ folks, do for all thoughts and purposes appear quite mad in their delusions, and dangerously so. This mindset has not only appalling consequences for the oppressed people in the world who don’t fit neatly into the Lefts stupid paradigms and idiot dichotomies, but for the survival of Western civilisation and it's hard won and precious freedoms.

Leunig et al, cannot seem to bring himself to criticise Bush and support the Iraqi people at the same time, and right now. Like most of the Liberal Lefts fantastical views, that will only happen in an imaginary and absurdly Utopian future.

It’s a shame Mike’s love of the Palestinian people never extended to a single strong and public criticism of Arafat or any other Islamist freaks and extremists that dominate Palestinian life and death and wish to murder all Jews and destroy Israel. If all these militants were completely defeated and replaced with a civil government and a non corrupt, non-Mafia style based economy, the Israeli's could leave.

But that would be a solution. The millionaire freaks in charge murder about 150 Palestinians a month, mostly by execution in the street. This is the fate of any dissenter, those who wan't pay the required protection money, or anyone that co-operates with the Israeli's in any way, or is suspected. No trial. No jury. One verdict. One outcome.

Leunig's response? Zilcho. Nada. Zip.

The smug chums in the MSM and the arts etc, have the great privilege of a platform of well paid influence and opportunity, and what do many often do with it? They lock into an obsessively shrill and narrow frivolousness that is irrelevant and devoid of any real world actions and answers. If the war in Iraq is illegal, then the logic would be to have put Saddam and his sons back in place.

If the lack of WMD’s is important, then you could have ignored the 'Mass Graves of Destruction' as many have and just let Saddam carry on until he did get them eventually, as he or his sons surely would have. Etc, etc, etc.

The only relevant questions are; do you or don’t you support the removal of Fascist Dictators like Saddam or not? Er, that’s without the ridiculous caveats.

Do you support the right of Israel to exist and think it's a crime to murder Jews? As Nick Cohen has asked in his book 'What's Left? How Liberals lost their way', "which Iraqi’s do you support and what kind of Iraq do you want to see built?"

Do you believe in supporting any and all people who believe in freedom and human rights anywhere, anytime or not? This would include Israel, civil government and responsibility for Palestinians, the people of Cuba, North Korea and Iran etc, etc.

Well, do ya punk?

Nope, I guess none of that is for Mike, because the liberation of the oppressed is just never done to a high enough standard for him anymore, is it? The main country capable of doing it, predominantly the US, are just never going to be pure enough for the Lefts permanent narcissism, empty ideologies and moral vanity via perfect inaction. For the question of Israel you'll always get the "I'm not anti Semitic, but," line.

I have not seen one crummy Leunig cartoon condemning any Baathist, Al Qaeda, gangster, Islamist, Iranian, Syrian backed terrorist group or any opportunist criminal atrocity. In fact, Leunig always shows and clearly more than infers, that only the Western Allies are committing this deliberate mayhem. What a disgusting slur.

For Leunig etc, there is no such thing as a terrorist except for President Bush, nothing Western worth fighting for ever, and no legitimate war against Islamic terror.

Leunig and the Left cannot escape their own moral relativist gnomery and see any difference between the criminal behaviour of a small amount of prosecuted soldiers at Abu Ghraib and the million and a half deliberately tortured and murdered by Saddam in a 35 year policy, or for that matter, any of the 'Apocalypse Now' aims of the Islamist global movement. The mental gymnastics that Leunig and others perform are quite something to behold, to avoid saying that the real Fascist threats are Theocratic Islamism, Communism and extreme Leftism etc, not Democracies, .


The few kind of 'positive' realities that regularly register with Mike are the odd, eccentric and wistful; as if happiness and comfort is available only in daydreams and inward yearnings, often alienated and on the edge of crazy. In Leunig’s peculiar inversions, it's as if nothing 'out there' is any good, of any worth or has even occurred unless it falls under the fashionable and meaningless term of 'natural'. To Mike not much out there seems as important as simply being out there.

Mostly, Mike seems to blather how Western Democracy and modernity is a total write off and a lost cause, strictly for perversely modern poo poo faces only.

He curiously writes with either a yearning 'edge of a breakdown' motif, or a mean and sour style, describing often miserably in line after line as either a common subtext, or in his main theme of despair.

In the end, Leunig seems to despise it all, except for the feeble, the ineffective, the pathetic and the neutered. He habitually disdains most of us people who just ain’t up to his downward spiral of peculiar standards. Mike's dopey non-ideas exist mostly in a simple minded and paradoxically, oddly complicated rural Never land that in reality is attainable mostly by the affluent.

I remember seeing a thing he did showing the city as a cliche'd urban jungle with a an absurdly polluted beach.Not where I live Mike. The beach side is prime real estate and as such is treated accordingly by the affluent folks who pay big money for it and demand a lot from their local authorities. As laughably dated as Charlie Chaplin's ridiculously way off predictions in of 'Modern Times', I'm afraid.


Yep, I can't exactly remember his brave and cutting series on the "you wouldn't know it was so common a crime unless you asked" rape of white Australian girls and women by one or more young ethnic, read Muslim, Lebanese, African males etc.

I think that may have been after the ones he never did showing his deep concern for honour killings, child genital mutilation, corrupt and murderous third world governments and the actual two main causes of poverty being bad economic systems and a lack of democratic civil governments.

What about Leunig's outrage at Al Qaeda and his other 9/11 things? Hey, remember Mike speaking out about the rampant alcoholism, paedophilia, murder and other violence in Aboriginal/Koori communities?

Ya don’t? Nope, either do I. Of course there's Mike's much more urgent need to expose Prime Minister John Howard as identical to Hitler.


When Leunig’s anti-Semitic cartoon was submitted to the Iranian Freak Club by someone else, it never seemed to occur to mad Mike or anybody else that much, that his crummy cartoon was precisely suitable for an Islamist, Jew hating and Holocaust denying ‘cartoon’ competition.

Well, at least Michael Gawenda had the "judgement" and "good taste" according to himself to not accept a similar style of cartoon from a Nazi or extremist, because that would be so unacceptable. Sheesh....It's really neato that Leunig can be so comfortable with a casual, easy and often accepted anti-Semitism or a state endorsed policy of Jew hatred, because so many clearly are and not just in MSM land.

To the relentlessly mediocre George Negus, Mike said he was sick of all the hate mail he received as he called it, just because he fought Fascism! Er, riiight. Leunig means non existent US, Israeli and Western Fascism!

How does Leunig ‘fight’ Fascism exactly, if he can’t even recognise it no matter how blatant and in ya face Islamic Fascism is? As far as I can see, he refuses to see it, like virtually all Leftovers. Yeah, when did he ‘fight’ against any beheadings again exactly?

“It happens everyday, no matter what you say. You’ll find it happens all the time, oh baby!”

For a guy who likes to project a caring and whimsical image, I wonder what causes such frothing hatred in Mike of so much? Maybe his views at core are not so caring and whimsical after all, but actually just straight out poisonous and dodgy crap.

Like nearly all the Left, Michael is permanently disingenuous about the reality of Islamic and other Totalitarian Fascism, no matter what the overwhelming evidence. It’s all just the West’s provocation without history or context. If he admitted that Islamic Fascism exists and where it exists, he would have to admit that the conflict in Iraq had a point, as do Bush, Howard and Blair. He would have to admit that there are wars that have to be fought against very real global Islam and other totalitarian states. The posturing Left would have to examine their delusions, paranoid hatreds and general dishonesty.

Ah, this is the current 'House of Cards' as per Mad Mike.


Yep, Mike's a real hero of the people alright. The people of inner city Carlton and Prahran. Leunig is a mostly repetitive, sometimes hilarious, sometimes amusing, often not funny at all cartoonist; a convoluted, strange and mostly bad writer who appears more profoundly neurotic and deluded with every stupid, predictable, morally inverted publication. He's a stale old Lefty bore of the kind that has infected much of the dull, dull and duller, Australian media both public and private since the 1970's. Er, when are the 70's due to end exactly? Perhaps with the passing of Leunig et al.

Now it’s not just in Australia that the repetitive, smug and limited are held up as sacred cows or national treasures when in fact they are boring and merely protected from serious competition.

And it's not just here that there's a serious lack of the long term and comfortable in their privileged positions ever being challenged on conceited group shibboleths, orthodoxies and various ideological fashions. There's a lack of change and real creative and intellectual competition in Australia. It's dull, kid.

It's ok for reinforcing the default positions of their market, but I don't buy it at all that Leunig is so deep and mega talented. Er, where exactly?

There ain't no room or place for much of the often lauded 'diversity' we hear so much about actually ever happening in reality. Hey, ‘treasures’ often buried, eh?

Where do the actually different, inspiring, exciting, outstanding, fresh and truly individual, especially the young, go for opportunities? Overseas and the Internet, I guess. They ain't at the profoundly boring 'Age' newspaper, that's for sure.

What will never happen in reality are Leunig and many others, not ascribing the most absurd, extreme and biased attributions to their chosen targets. John Howard to Leunig, is like a one dimensional cypher of Mike's 'right on' and acceptable bigotry. Everything the PM does, according to Leunigs relentless Under Graduate hyperbole, has an evil motive and can only ever turn out badly.

A successful economy, stable security, international statesmanship and winning several elections in a row etc, is merely more evidence of an extremely long-term and malevolent strategy, strangely hidden and unknown as it is.

Old 'Mike the Hammered' seems determined to eventually drive himself and others completely nuts with his own ideological obsessions. Leunig's own tedious, narrow default positions are relentlessly expressed mostly via reducto ad absurdum, but of course, there's a negative side too.

Poor old Michael with his bushy outpatient hair, mumbling Uni lecturer woolly jumper and baggy pants ensemble, looks to me like Professor Julius Sumner Millers lost cousin. You know, the odd one who maybe had a breakdown, then disappeared and lived in a hut while scribbling down the 'evidence' of a vast government conspiracy.

Obviously, with my total lack of success in media, that's where I went wrong.

Now where's that old pullover from my faux James Dean period?








Dear Sports, here's a letter of reply to the freakishly sour and oddly 'irreverent' Leftard Catherine Deveny, at 'The Age', and my comfortably dismissed reply to a follow up by one of Kathy's 'Aged' comrades.


http://colonelrobertneville.blogspot.com/2007/06/your-paradigm-is-making-me-nauseous.html

The Song Remains Mundane.

Hey, this time it's gotta work! Now all they need is another 100 million ordinary people to murder, all because they simply won't fit to such an insane, anti-human, polished turd abstraction and cart load of useless bollocks.




Dear sports, if there’s one thing you can always rely on, it’s the unreliability of a lot of peoples perceptions, lack of thinking skills and er, their often laughable ‘understanding’ as reflected and pandered to in the equally hysterical MSM. It’s not that such folks get things in error…the real case is more that “that’s the way, uh, huh, they like it!”

It’s you and your mere facts that are wrong, kid. That’s what diplomacy, running away because “I left something on the stove!” and loud ridicule are for. It can seem that when you step out the door, someone is merely playing a mad record, seemingly the same one.

From my meagre experience, I just love how 7 out of 10 take humour literally, even with a laugh track.

"Would you like extra steam with that dim sim?"

"Ooh, yes thank you!"

“Oh please don’t let me be, Miss Understood”.


Bereft codger: “Hey Colonel, so you play an instrument eh?”

Colonel: “Er, yes…”

Empty jar collector: “Which instrument?”

Colonel: “Guitar”.

Chocolate biscuit hoarder: “What do you play then? Mostly Cowboy songs?”

Colonel Neville: “Of course. Who doesn’t? Right up until they went out of fashion in 1948. Sadly, I haven’t been able to get a gig since”.


Ah, that ever present 'Enemy of the People', the MSM, which I now always file under ‘W’ for ‘Why bother?' Hey, sure the MSM get everything right and always come up with a penetrating analysis, if you call getting most everything wrong correct and possessing little to zero analytical skills or journalistic standards as having any. The MSM ‘report’ slightly above the following level or way under it.

“Why Max Stone and his book ‘America Alone’ is so very wrong and not even a little true by George Bernard Shaw Junior (No relation). America is clearly not alone; there are other countries right near America. Some of them are even Canada, and Milwaukee is not that far too".


“Why Mike Sturm and his book 'America: A Loan’ is so very wrong and not even a little bit true, by Sir Arthur Cone and Doyle (Not related).

Sturm states in his book, that is so very wrong and not even a little bit true, that Islam is not nice and that the Muslim family I saw with only 19 children that lives 35 suburbs away in a working class area is somehow bigger than every Western family I know. I discussed this outrageous lie last night over sushi and light jazz with my wife and our Chihuahua Minky.

My wife agrees with me and said pretty damningly I think, that “Mark Sturm is an outrageous liar, bigot and racist to even hint that Islam is anything but nice”. I myself have never been beheaded by any screeching Islamist, even on Fifth Avenue. All the people who have lost their heads, such as Jones from accounting and the guy from the hardware store, and that kid with the skipping rope, obviously made provocative mistakes by misunderstanding Islam’s message of peace. They only have themselves to blame.

And anyway, anytime any Muslim does anything not nice, this proves they are not real Muslims. Real Muslims are never 'not nice, a simple fact the Mr Sturm seems unwilling or unable to grasp”.


"The state needs a birth rate of 2.1 children to maintain a stable population. In Italy, it's now 1.2. Twenty years ago, a million babies were born there each year. Now it's half a million. And the fewer babies you have today, the fewer babies are around to have babies in 20 years. Once you're as far down the death spiral as Italy is, it's hard to reverse. Most European races are going to be out of business in a couple more generations." Mark Steyn.


John Jay Ray at Dissect Left makes a neato point regards the drivel of ‘The Butterfly Effect’. Um, if you can find an average geezer and Leftard who doesn’t at least ponder, ponder they do, and right up to eagerly embracing such junk, ya doing well, kid.

Nose ring fan and part time trust funded Koskid vandal: “Er, gee I reckon that’s right! But the "Fascist!" Government and "The Corporations" are hiding the truth!”

The same people then believe utterly in the God like ability of Global Warming Soothsayers and Oracles to predict with unerring accuracy their quadrillion to the power of infinity tea leaf readings, via allegedly infallible “PlayStation Computer Modelling”.

“The chaos theory people have told us for years that the air movement from a single butterfly's wing in Brazil can cause an unforeseen change in our weather here. Now we are told that climate experts can "model" the input of zillions of such incalculable variables over periods of decades to accurately forecast global warming 50 years hence. Give us all a break!”
John Jay Ray.

"The desire to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it". H. L. Mencken.

Curiously, for the same Leftard freaks, there is entirely no 'Butterfly Effect' from any of the over 10,000 Islamic terror homicide attacks since 9/11, or any 'But I Fly in Effects' from 9/11 itself. Oh, yeah that's right...for 'The Axis of Mediocrity' that is Left, Liberal Radicalism, it was merely a trick; a prelude for George Bush and his 'Master Plan'. Er, no.


And this is why you now have all the earnest supporters of Kevin Rudd, who was going to save Australia from it’s “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” now all happily relaxed, even though Rudd and his chums have done nothing but institute several of their stupid policy’s, such as they are.

Last week Rudd put back in place the permit system that made many Aboriginal communities, bizarre, closed, dysfunctional and corrupt bubbles. It was this profoundly discredited system that separated so many human beings from the mainstream and any scrutiny, leaving Aboriginal’s as helpless and trapped prey, for thousands of private and government freaks.


It matters not that many Aboriginal’s have begged the Rudd Government of Dissonance to not do so. It matters not that the vast improvement’s in the lot of especially Koori children are due entirely to John Howard’s better late than never intervention.

The thing is, it’s all how you ‘feel’ about things and your ‘intentions’. Forget about the required courage, individuality and clarity to achieve something that will turn out empirically good.

It’s interesting that Left Liberal’s like the free worlds foremost clinical narcissists and husband and wife rapist team, Hillary and Bill Clinton, now like to call themselves ‘Progressives’.

Which one is the wife? You be the judge!

‘Progressive’ is a one word oxymoron, I’m afraid, as there is entirely nothing progressive as P.J O’Rourke has said, about the inherently regressive nature of ‘The Return of the Son of the 1960’s and 1970’s’ that is Left Liberalism and PC Radicalism.

“The only underlying theme that makes sense of all Greenie policies is hatred of people. Hatred of other people has been a Greenie theme from way back.

In a report titled "The First Global Revolution" (1991, p. 104) published by the "Club of Rome", a Greenie panic outfit, we find the following statement: "In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill.... All these dangers are caused by human intervention... The real enemy, then, is humanity itself." John Jay Ray.


Aye, there’s trouble at ‘et mill, lad! The thing is, at my sons school, they are very earnestly and PC proud how next year the “big emphasis” will be on, wait for it, “the environment!”

Big ‘effing surprise as they say, eh? Um, nope, there’s not a ‘big emphasis’ on say, thinking skills, how the media ‘works’, the meaning of mass political, ideological and radical extremist movements, physical fitness, mental fitness, literature, philosophy, business, art, music, financial literacy, independence, language or indeed anything about the Judeo Christian Capitalist Democracy that we owe our very existence and freedom to.

Or maybe the little matter of an actual end of the world as we know it via a nuclear armed Islam.

Nope, none of those unfashionable and therefore peripheral things, baby. Hey, nothing that’s of any demonstrable and direct benefit to children, eh? Children are targets for Left Liberal Fascists group think because er, they can be, being small and naïve etc.

If anyone can tell me how any enviro guff is of direct benefit to kids, let me know. Er, not the big sky pie of "But without the environment, kids have no future!" Bollocks. Merely the standard Left ideological child abuse snowstorm via Logical Fallacies, I'm afraid.

Leftism and PC Liberalism is an endless list of reinforced Logical Fallacies and Cognitive Bias’s. Nothing more.

“Time was, people warning the world "Repent! The end is nigh!" were snickered at as fruitcakes. Now they own the media and run the schools”. John Jay Ray.


Therefore we now have millions of citizen’s who don’t really have any thinking skills at all, as they’ve never been taught how to. They’ve only been taught the current fashions of what to think, meaning the entirely bogus, peripheral and useless. And I’ve spent a large part of my own daft life being the same.

Many in the West are even below the level of a flickering survival instinct to know when they're under sustained attack by Islam and its new pals the Left, and instead complain to the few who are protecting them and are ultimately going to save their ragged arse.

Thus I have someone say to me that on the sad death of a very successful albeit not coping young man like Heath Ledger, that he’s dead because of the ‘pressures’ of making $30 million dollars a year. And according to many, because “it must be a hard, strange and boring life being around so many abnormal people all the time”.

Er, quite. Er, no. First of all, this statement perfectly describes most employment for most people.

There’s nothing hard about living your dream to the max at 28 years old as opposed to doing none of the things you want to and broke. It’s neither strange to be around other creative and skilled people that you have everything in common with, no matter how freakishly Hollywood. Only the terminally stupid and innately boring could be bored when they have unlimited choice in how they live their lives.

What’s truly and profoundly boring is the frustration and despair of being forced to live an alternate life of crushing, limiting poverty and anonymity, right up to the grave.

Yep, there are a lot of abnormal folks in the entertainment industry and the average office. That’s what makes the first so mildly entertaining and the latter, a tedious and draining trial.

“A lot of stars seem to end up like that”.

Er, maybe, maybe not. It may appear so, because the old MSM does tend to report on celebrities and thus amplify their presence, dig? There are very few headlines about the early accidental deaths, suicides and so on of fruiterers, bus drivers, panel beaters and process workers. The last thing a pharmacy assistant want’s to read about is someone who is so ‘down to earth’, that they really are just like them.

“Hiram Cleach dead at twenty eight after long struggle with total anonymity. Wife says “I’d never even heard of him until I read it in the papers”.






Sources:

http://antigreen.blogspot.com/2008/01/need-to-understand-global-warming.html

http://www.freeminds.org/psych/propfail.htm

http://www.logicalfallacies.info/

http://mainelearns.org/region6/logicalfallacy.html


And the great Steyner with another of his as usual, groovy pieces. This time on ‘Brokeback Mountain’. Er, he's not actually on the mountain. It was only a two man tent I believe...'Boom tish!'

http://www.steynonline.com/content/view/911/28/

The Day of Islam: The Annihilation of America and the Western World.

Islam is one of the worlds most relentlessly polished turds.

That's along with Communism, Leftism and PC Liberalism ad nauseum. Every lame dhimmi, Leftard and PC Liberal boob seems to want to give millions of Muslims and the sliding scale of Islamist's worldwide, an eager and helping hand at giving the excremental truth of Islam, a nice spit and polish, so it comes up all shiny for presentation, like. Sadly, I find the effect is the same as rubbing Brasso on a pigs backside.




Dear sports, here's a little rundown of a cheery little book on the entirely real and stated goals of global Islam. Now, however dodgy and ineffective the FBI and CIA certainly are, and however clueless our PC authorities have turned out to be, the fact is, these really are the apocalyptic and ultimate plans of Islamists everywhere.

Even the merits or none of any book, are ultimately irrelevent to the fact that this is what Islam wants to do. Very, very, very much so, I'm afraid. Funny how Islam can never seem to be authentically creative, only nihilistic and destructive. Or continuously lying and deceptive. It's a riot.

As I've said before, you'll maybe be at the local supermarket buying some cheese and a bottle of Pepto Bismol, and you'll be half aware of a feeling like bees buzzing around in the background, and you'll notice the checkout girl is er, crying and shaking. Quick! Take some Pepto!

You'll ask "Er, what's wrong? Can I help? I've got some Pepto Bismol" And she'll say "Haven't you heard?"

"Heard what? It doesn't work?"

"There's been nuclear bombs exploded in America..." Or Britain, or Europe or Australia or everywhere.

Get a whole case of Pepto Bismol.

Do you know that in Australia, quite a nice portion of our ports and airport infrastructure is owned, operated and er, "secured" by Dubai Ports and Emirates Air? And they plan to expand. Yep that's gotta work out...even better than the wooden horse of Troy.

Then there's the huge Macquarie Bank working very nicely with the growing Islamic Banking thing. You can even take a course at the Council of Adult Education and be lied to by Islamist frauds and Taqiyaa pushers. All with connections to Islamic front groups in Australia, with links to CAIR and other Muslim freak organs all the way back until you have Hamas out your ass.

Do you know there actually is no ham whatsoever in Hamas?

Beware of Arabs and Muslims hauling shipping containers. Or maybe they'll just fly in First Class with Emirates Air... "The choice of terrorists everywhere".


The following review is from Newsmax.


"The newly released book 'The Day of Islam: The Annihilation of America and the Western World', (Prometheus Books) paints a frightening picture of Al Qaeda's nuclear ambitions, one every American must read.

Seasoned investigative reporter and former FBI consultant Paul Williams reveals the alarming potential for nuclear terrorism on U.S. soil and the sinister connections among organized crime, illegal immigrants, and al-Qaida.

Recently, FBI Director Robert Mueller, in an interview with Newsmax, confirmed Williams' main claim. Mueller said al-Qaida's paramount goal is clear: to detonate a nuclear device that would kill hundreds of thousands of Americans.

Mueller told Newsmax that at times, the threat feels so real he lies awake at night thinking about the prospect.

Williams maintains that Al Qaeda is not content on blowing up one nuclear device or even simply a "dirty" nuke, but wants to explode real nuclear devices in seven U.S. cities simultaneously.

Williams says these cities are New York, Washington, D.C., Las Vegas, Miami, Boston, Houston, and Los Angeles.

Already Williams says the U.S. government has Washington webbed by "choke" points to detect nuclear material.For many Americans the threat of Al Qaeda's nuclear ambitions begins in the time after the horrific 9/11 attacks.

But as Williams shows so clearly, Al Qaeda has been devising its nuclear plan since the early 1990s — and the U.S. government and other intelligence services have been well aware of Al Qaeda's plan.

For example, Williams quotes Michael Scheuer, a senior CIA official who headed the agency's Bin Laden unit.

Scheuer admitted the CIA "found that [bin Laden] and Al Qaeda were involved in an extraordinarily sophisticated and professional effort to acquire weapons of mass destruction, in this case, nuclear weapons; so, by the end of 1996, it was clear that this was an organization unlike any other one we had ever seen."

Bin Laden and his adherents believe this nuclear cataclysm will usher in The Day of Islam, the dream of radical Muslims to see all of humankind fall in submission before the throne of Allah as the "Great Satan," America, is brought to her knees. Williams is not surprised at all that bin Laden has planned to launch such nuclear attacks, suggesting his delay is consistent with his past pattern of activities. For sure, it is a plan that has been long in its hatching.

Based on the "forgotten testimony" of the FBI's "Confidential Source One," as well as other sources, Williams first presents evidence of Bin Laden's purchase of highly enriched uranium in Sudan and nuclear devices from the Chechens and the Russian Mafia.

He then offers further information on the workings of Pakistani scientists and technicians from the A.Q. Khan Research Facility to maintain and upgrade Al Qaeda's "bespoke nukes" (with explosive yields in excess of 10 kilotons) for the "American Hiroshima."

Williams explosive revelations are even more worrisome because they are not simply backed up by speculation and anonymous sources, they are sourced with government reports and comments made "on the record" by top officials.
Among the explosive revelations in The Day of Islam:


• In 1996, Al Qaeda's "paymaster" and a top lieutenant for bin Laden walked into a U.S. embassy in Africa and spilled the beans on the terror group's activities — including that Al Qadda had purchased nuclear material in the Sudan.

• The incredible story of a Brooklyn, N.Y., mosque that was receiving "stipends" from Uncle Sam for more than $2 million a year up until 1993, when it was discovered the mosque was the nerve center for the first attack on the World Trade Center.

• The fact that despite the hoopla about the war on terror, only one member of Bin Laden's shura, or high command, has been killed.

• The case of a Chicago charity that raised millions for bin Laden and even paid for one of his operatives whose sole job was to acquire nuclear weapons.

• Evidence the Saudi intelligence service claims Bin Laden has an arsenal of between 40 and 70 tactical nuclear weapons.

• Russian sources that claim Bin Laden bought 12 to 15 fully assembled nuclear weapons.

• Ties between al-Qaida and the Chechen rebels who allegedly acquired nuclear suitcase devices.

• Bin Laden's claim to a Pakistani journalist two months before 9/11 that acquiring nuclear was "not difficult" — claiming they were available from Russia for between $10 million and $20 million.

• Author Tom Clancy's revelations he was "first bemused, then stunned" to find how easy it is for a wealthy person to develop a nuclear device equal to that dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

• How atomic blueprints are available from Amazon.com!

• Evidence bin Laden spent between $60 and $100 million to build nuclear devices with the help of scientists from Pakistan, Russia, and China.

• The damage even a low yield "junk" nuclear device would do to New York — with an estimated 250,000 dead in several days.

• The remarkable story of two British secret agents who penetrated al-Qaida's camps in Afghanistan — and reported to Britain that the terror group was finishing work on radiological weapons.

• The stunning admission of the head of Britain's MI5 who confirmed that "renegade" scientists had provided al-Qaida with the knowledge they needed to build a nuclear device.

• New Jersey: the strange case of a Pakistani who died of radiological poisoning soon after 9/11, a man who had apparently served as a "mule" to transport the deadly material into the U.S.

• Axis of Evil: the secret alliance between al-Qaida and Iran that brings together two religious groups with one common goal: destroying the U.S.

• And much, much more.



In Day of Islam, Williams takes you on a virtual tour of Al Qaeda and its global operations. You will discover their operations not only cross through Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, and other Muslim countries, but through Latin America, Mexico, and even our neighbor Canada!

What emerges is a harrowing picture of international terrorist activities, all aimed at the destruction of the United States and the collapse of the Western world. Williams also reveals the man who has been tapped by bin Laden to lead the Day of Islam attack in the U.S, a man who served as the "fixer" of 9/11 and yet has never been caught.

He is believed to be here in the United States.

This dangerous man has wormed his way into American culture: He speaks perfect English and passes himself off as an Italian American. He is "the most dangerous man in the world."

FBI Director Mueller has called this man "the next Mohamed Atta", but most Americans have never heard of him or seen his image. Williams expresses dismay that the FBI, well aware of this terrorist's threat, has not fully alerted the American public. Indeed, Al Qaeda reportedly had 42 operatives as part of its 9/11 attacks, and some 23 remain as "sleepers" in the United States.

Williams also reveals that Al Qaeda's operations continue here in the United States, supported by supplies and personnel who simply slip through Mexico and across our porous border.

Williams names names, including top Al Qaeda operatives that have admitted that Mexico remains the main conduit point for Al Qaeda penetration into the United States. This includes the smuggling of nuclear materials.

The Day of Islam also offers a full translation of the "fatwa" — the religious order bin laden received in 2003 which "grants Al Qaeda permission to kill 10 million Americans by way of nuclear weapons."

For those who think that Al Qaeda has been disabled, dismembered, or neutralized, The Day of Islam will provide a wake up call like never before".

Plasticine dinosaur construction delayed by several weeks.

Voting at a recent Board of Directors meeting.

Dear sports, request of the week is one of my favourite posts from Friday June 08 2007. It's a larf, innit?



The problem plagued and completely hand crafted project to build Boobles, the marshmallow eating “T-Wex”, has been pushed forward another two weeks by Project Manager Jack Brown, aged four and a half.

In a tearful press conference earlier today, Jack stated that he had trouble making the arms and teeth properly. “I can’t do it! I can’t! I just want to go to sleep!” he said.

Mr Brown surprised the assembled press when he asked for a piece of a chocolate bar being consumed by a photographer and stated that, “I never have any chocolate at home. Ever!”

The projects original budget has blown out by almost 300%, or roughly two more packets of modelling dough. This was due to a late decision to add some “Fried purple eggs, bacon and a happy dancing cat.” to the design by the Board of Directors, made up chiefly of Jack Brown, two headless action figures, Mrs Fuzzyball and a party hat.

Critics of the ill fated project have commented on Jack's relative lack of experience at making recognisable figures with clear limbs or features. Most of his previous projects have involved either amorphous lumps, vaguely human shapes or something that may or may not be a “fast car".

Though the same critics have admitted that there was a nice cup and saucer which was finished earlier this year and though lacking a handle, it was displayed on the top of the fridge for several days. That was until it fell onto the linoleum where it was completely flattened by a ‘Mr Peter Brown’.

A supporter of the current project, a ‘Mrs Brown’, who wished to remain anonymous, confided that some of the problems associated with the building of ‘Boobles’ can be blamed on other distracting ongoing responsibilities such as TV, citrus fruit or chocolate milk.

Mrs Brown stated that another major cause of delay is that half way through making a big eye ball or a funny nose, “Jack just loses interest, especially when it’s sunny. He’ll very easily drop everything and instead go out into the garden and sit up in a tree saying random vowels such as ee, ooh, aah and oh”.

Brown still hopes to unveil the finally finished “T-Wex” on schedule, either at Show and Tell or on the lounge room bookcase. A new still secret project is rumoured to involve space travel and the cutting edge use of cardboard, string and tinfoil.

Hey, let's smash Left Liberal Fascism!

Left Liberals are beautiful people who have a wonderful gift for the world, whether they want it or not. Behold, the true faces of 'The Shrill Ones' and recoil.



"Since the general civilization of mankind, I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachment than by violent and sudden usurpation's". James Madison.



Dear sports, I'm looking forward to digging Jonah Goldberg's new book called 'Liberal Fascism'. It looks great. The gist is that Conservatives are not Fascist by definition, being small government, pro freedom of the individual, are often Christian or value its inherent place in the Western Canon, are cautious, traditional, like to see proof, accept human scale imperfections and the necessary compromises and so on.

This is the exact opposite of the 'Collective Control Freak' mentality of the Left Liberal, being driven mostly by moral vanity and their absurd group think Utopian visions via their singular idea of the 'correct' way of thinking and action, ever bigger government and always a more centralised state power.

So after Jonah's interview, there's some great little comments on this very subject I picked up at Hotair and so on. But first a nice little bit from the Steyner on the anti freedom of speech and taxpayer funded monstrosity that is the Canadian Human Rights Commission. It's a nice insight into a classic kind of PC Left Liberal Multi-culti control freakery. (Cut n' paste link at end of page.)


"Messages that make use of allegedly true stories, news reports, pictures and references to apparently reputable sources in an attempt to lend an air of objectivity and truthfulness to the extremely negative characterization of the targeted group have been found to be likely to expose members of the targeted group to hatred and contempt." CHRC. Canadian Human Rights Commission.


"Read that again slowly. Citing news reports, reputable sources, facts, statistics, documentation, quotations, references, scholarly studies, etc., has been "found" to be clear evidence of your "likely" "pre-crime." Mark Steyn.


“Unless you believe in freedom of speech for those you find loathsome, you don’t believe in freedom of speech at all.”
Mark Steyn.





January 18, 2008.


John Hawkins interviewing Jonah Goldberg about his new book, 'Liberal Fascism'.

Interviewer: Yesterday, I interviewed Jonah Goldberg about his new book, 'Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning'.

What follows is a slightly edited transcript of our conversation. Before we really get started, give us the Jonah Goldberg definition of Fascism.

JG: A short definition would simply be, there's a longer definition in the book, it's one word we give for a totalitarian, religious impulse, where everything has to go together, where the state has to govern every aspect of society or at least direct every aspect of society towards some Utopian end. Something like that. It's a hard thing to (define) which is why it's important to define it better on paper, which I do in the book.

I think one of the things we get caught up with, when we talk about Fascism, is that we think it is this incredibly unique thing and really, it's just another name for a kind of socialism. Fascism is Socialism, Mussolini was a Socialist, the National Socialists, duh, were Socialists.

Instead, what we've done is turn fascism into this shorthand for evil. Nazism was obviously evil and Italian fascism was really, really bad, but fascism meant something else as well.

...Take the word Socialism. More people were rounded up, put in camps, and murdered in the name of socialism than were ever killed in the name of Nazism or fascism and that's not even counting the National Socialists of Germany. Mao killed 65 million people in the name of socialism. Stalin killed, minimum, 20 million people in the name of socialism.

But, if I call you a Socialist, that's like I'm saying you're misguided, Utopian, idealistic, or goofy, but it doesn't mean I am calling you a genocidal murderer. But, we do that with Fascism, where we just say it's sort of a codeword for evil. So, part of the book explains that fascism isn't as exotic as you think it is, it's really just a flowering of a different kind of Socialism.

Int: One of the common arguments you see on the net between conservatives and liberals is whether the Nazis were creatures of the Left or Right. What do you say?

JG: I say, they were indisputably a phenomenon of the Left. Now, that said, they certainly talked about themselves in ways, that to the ear of a person living in 2008, sounds confusing.

Mussolini referred to himself as being on the Right...but what he meant by Right, was a right-wing socialist. You have to remember, Stalin was calling Trotsky a right-winger back in those days. Bukharin was put in one of Stalin's show trials for being a Right-Wing deviationist. He was a hard core Left-wing Socialist.

Beyond that, if you were a Martian and you came to planet Earth with a clipboard and you observed politics and history, and you defined the Left as statism, collectivism, hostility to classical Liberalism, hostility to traditional Christianity and tradition generally and you defined the Right, at least in the Anglo-American sense, as both traditionalism and limited government, right?

I mean to me, that seems to be a pretty good anatomical description of Left and Right.

I have never, ever, ever heard anybody make a credible argument that by those standards, Nazism wasn't on the Left. It's obviously so. I think we get too caught up in intellectual labels and buzzwords when it's obvious, if you step back from the painting far enough, where on the canvas the Nazis belong.

Interviewer: Well, if someone said to you, "Jonah, I'm not sure I buy that, so give me some of the most striking similarities between modern liberals and Fascists like Hitler and Mussolini," what would you tell them?

Well, I want to be careful and say up front...

Int: I understand they're not Hitler...we're not comparing Hillary to Goering...

JG: Right. I am not playing the game that the Left does.
That said, where to start...putting aside the stuff like, they're socialists, Hitler is lured into the German Worker's Party by a speech called, "By What Means Shall Capitalism Be Destroyed," putting aside the Nazi Party platform of 1920, which Adolph Hitler co-writes, which includes socialized medicine, universal health care, universal education, guaranteed wages, appropriation of the wealth of the rich, an "Anti- Wal Mart" plank essentially, where they go after big department stores, putting aside all of the obvious economic similarities, there is also the populism.

The Nazis insisted on speaking out for the little guy, what FDR called the "forgotten man." At any rally, if there was ever going to be an aristocrat or a wealthy person on the stage or anywhere near it, they insisted on having at least one peasant farmer or factory hand on the stage, too. They were deeply populist, plus there are philosophical similarities which we still have.

One of the central points of Fascism is the cult of unity.

This idea that, and this is what I was getting at in the beginning with my definition of Fascism, that if everybody gets together, if everybody holds hands and agrees to the national program, to the progressive cause, to what the movement dictates is right and good, then we will be able to be delivered from history, we will be delivered to a promised land, a Thousand Year Reich, a Communist world, a perfect society, a utopia, the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth, that notion still runs straight through the heart of contemporary liberalism today.

Barack Obama says on the stump that we can create a Kingdom of Heaven on Earth. Hillary Clinton talks about how, if we can just create this idealized village of hers, that everyone will feel like they belong, everything will be in the village, nothing outside of the village. When Barack Obama is on the stump, his whole point is that if we can just be unified, public policy issues don't really matter, what really matters is unity, that sort of thing.

There's also a sort of contempt for Democratic values that also comes out of this unity thing. One of the most fascistic things that kids on college campuses say is that, "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." In other words, there is no safe harbor. Either you agree with where the movement wants to go or you are a problem and problems need to be solved by definition.

You hear Al Gore say the time for discussion is over. You hear Hillary Clinton say constantly, we need to move beyond our ideological disagreements, beyond our partisan disagreements, beyond political labels, and the thing is, in 15 years in conservative punditry I have never heard someone say, "I don't believe in labels, I think we need to move beyond our ideological differences, and therefore I am going to abandon everything I believe and agree with you, for the sake of unity."

People only say we need to move beyond ideology, we need to put partisanship aside, or the time for discussion is over, when they want to tell you to shut up and get with their program. That is a fundamentally undemocratic, quasi-Fascistic way of talking about politics.

A lot of people get confused about how fascism was supposed to be militarism and militaristic, well, there's a lot of truth to that obviously, but I think they misunderstand the point of militarism to a certain extent. What fascinated progressives and Fascists alike about militarism was that it provided a means of mobilizing society. One of the central aspects of fascism is the need to create crisis, so that everyone drops their opposition to any program and rallies around the state in unity.

That's what militarism was useful for. Now, I flatly concede that today's Liberals are not militaristic in the slightest, but they are still calling for moral equivalents of war...they want to call for a war on poverty, a war on inequality, the war on cancer...

Int: Well Jonah, you say they're not militaristic at all, but Bill Clinton went on a lot of "peacekeeping missions"...and Liberals seem much more generally willing than conservatives to use our troops for (missions of that sort)...

JG: I think that's right. There is this notion that you get from Liberal foreign policy, that comes straight out of Wilsonianism, that foreign adventure is only worthwhile when it's not in our natural interest. That's why Haiti was important. That's why Somalia was important.

But, the second something is in our national interest, it's because Halliburton wants us to do it. It's a weird mixture of idealism and cynicism. Because we're the bad guys and it's a blame-America-first mentality, whenever we do things that we need to do as a matter of Realpolitik, the Left seems to have huge problems with it, but whenever we do things that are purely altruistic, it's our moral imperative to do it.

I'm sympathetic to the moral imperative stuff, more than most people, but I'm more sympathetic to doing it if it's in our national interest. That comes first. I'm all in favor of helping little old ladies who are being mugged by gangs. But, I think it's even more imperative, if the gang is mugging the little old lady and me, that my first priority has to be to protect myself before I can do anything for anybody else. It's there where I think a lot of liberals fall down and think we shouldn't be doing anything in our national interest.

Int: Now Conservatives, rather famously, have a deep and abiding dislike and mistrust of the Federal Government and believe that private industry does almost everything better than the government does. Is a belief like that ultimately compatible with Fascism?

JG: No, the whole point of fascism is centralizing. That's why they were socialists. All these idiots who go around Googling stuff on the web, they find Mussolini saying, fascism is anti-liberalism and anti-Liberal.

Well, the liberalism that Mussolini was talking about was Manchester Liberalism, classical Liberalism, free market, Capitalistic, individual rights Liberalism. That is what the fascists stood against. It's a totalitarian society, inherently hostile to private property. They believe the state was by far the best means of governing and running society.

One of the things that prompted me to write the book was this fundamental misunderstanding of what conservatism is in America and this slander, this projection, where liberals see in themselves similarities to fascism and project those things on to us.

I often like to ask college kids, except for the murder, bigotry, and genocide, what is it exactly about Nazism that you don't like? And they can't name anything.

But, conservatives can come up with all sorts of stuff. They were Socialists. They wanted free health care. They hated Christianity. They hated tradition. They were statists at the end of the day. All of those things are inherent to Fascism and what was anathema to fascism was the idea that you can have, what the scholars of totalitarian theory call "islands of separateness". That churches can go their own way, that corporations can operate without coordinating with the state, that individuals can have free consciences, that there can be free debate, free and open discussion.

What the Nazis implemented was something called the Gleichschaltung, which is a German word for coordination...and the idea was that the entire society needed to work like a giant machine, where all the cogs were linked together and everyone pushed in the same direction.

Int: Here's a fascinating quote from your book that I'd like you to expound on a bit, "What distinguished Nazism from other brands of Socialism and Communism was not so much that it included more aspects from the political right (though there were some). What distinguished Nazism was that it forthrightly included a world view we now associate almost completely with the political Left: "identity politics."

JG: That's right. The Nazis, unlike the Italian Fascists, and this is one of the key points people keep not wanting to hear, Italian fascism was not racist, it was not anti-Semitic.

It only became anti-Semitic when the Nazis grew so powerful and the Italians grew so weak that they had to cave in to Nazi demands. They fought Nazi demands, tooth and nail, about cooperating with the Holocaust.

The Nazis believed in racial essentialism, that the Aryan race was unique, was pure, was special, that there was no such thing as universal humanity. You know, Hitler had this long section in Mein Kampf where he concludes that Jews aren't human beings, that they're a different species.

They talked constantly, in the same way that we hear academics today talk about "dead, white European males," "white logic," Eurocentrism, logocentrism, and all these sorts of things. These ideas come straight out of the intellectual tradition that led to Nazism, that flourished under Nazism, and indeed, the words deconstruction and logocentrism, these all come out of the Nazi intellectual project.

What they believed fundamentally was that human beings could be categorized in little boxes and they could never escape from them. It was an iron cage of identity.

Today on the Left, we have people, like Richard Delgado at the University of Colorado, who says that blacks and Hispanics should flee the enlightenment as fast as they can because there is no way that the regime of white privilege could ever assimilate people who are born black or Hispanic, because you can never transcend your identity or your gender.

It's where the whole logic of quotas come from, it's where the whole logic of Affirmative Action comes from. It's the idea that black people think like black people and white people think like white people and therefore, the only kind of diversity you can have is diversity by skin color, gender, and sexual orientation.

The key distinction here though is that Nazi philosophy was rankly evil in applying this. Their quotas, their approach to this sort of thing was flatly evil and exterminationist. That is not what the Left wants to do today. They're much more benign. There's not a lot of love for Jews on the hard Left, but their thinking is that they're trying to help the victims of discrimination, they're trying to improve the lives of others. It's a nice sort of approach. It's a well intentioned approach.

But, it doesn't have nice consequences. I think it's bad for social harmony. It's bad for the people it's designed to help. Moreover, that sort of categorical thinking is very similar to the thinking we saw under the Nazis.

Int: In Ron Radosh's review of your book, he says, "Turning to what he calls Liberal racism, Mr. Goldberg offers readers his finest chapter. It is a devastating picture of how liberals adopted eugenics, a basic part of Nazi doctrine.." Talk about that a bit.


Sure. You often hear, especially from the fringe feminist Left, that pro-lifers are like Nazis or fascistic because they want to "oppress women." I'm perfectly willing to have an argument about pro-life, pro-choice, all that sort of thing and even though I might disagree with the pro-choicers on most of their arguments, I don't think it's inherently disqualifying to make a pro-choice argument. But, what is simply factually not the case, is that the pro-life position has anything to do with Nazism.

You would think that a half-century after the Holocaust, it wouldn't be necessary to remind people that Nazis weren't pro-life. Long before they started the campaign against the Jews, they started a massive euthanasia campaign, killing what they called the useless bread gobblers....What I think a lot of people don't appreciate and what has been pretty well established now in the historical literature is that the Nazis were in many ways picking up on ideas that first flourished in the United States under the progressives.

The progressives start the forced sterilizations. It is the progressives who talk about weeding out the inferior races. Margaret Sanger, the Founder of Planned Parenthood, was all about weeding out the duskier and darker races...and all of that. The Socialists of Britain, the Fabian socialists, George Bernard Shaw, HG Wells, all of those guys, were soaked to the bone eugenicists who considered eugenics and socialism to be the same project.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, the author of the Bell Case, where the court ruled it was OK to forcibly sterilize low income whites because they were viewed as sort of sub par genetic filth that needed to be cleaned up; Oliver Wendell Holmes said the first priority of social reform was to build a race.

There were plenty of eugenicists who wanted to create a genetic Gulag Archipelago. They were going to put inferior women in, essentially, these interior colonies during their fertile years so that they could not breed.

The welfare state was in many senses a eugenic project. As one famous progressive put it, his argument for the minimum wage was, the Cooley, meaning the Chinese worker, cannot outwork the white man, but he can under-live him. The logic of that was that since these inferior races needed so little to live on, if you created a minimum wage to lock them out, they would sort of die out of their own accord, because no employer in his right mind would hire anybody but a white man if he had to pay a white man's wage. That logic suffused the founding of the Liberal welfare state.

Woodrow Wilson, when he was Governor of New Jersey, he signed a eugenics sterilization law that appointed a eugenics minister for the state of New Jersey, who ended up being a "Doctor" in one of the Nazi concentration camps....

Int: Do you think some of the things that now occur on college campuses, school papers being deliberately trashed if they say something politically incorrect, college Republicans being persecuted for simply having different views, conservative speakers being screamed over and attacked with food, is reminiscent of Fascist tactics?


JG: Of course it is. Leading the charge of the Nazi movement in the 1930s were student groups. The students far outpaced the rest of society in joining the Nazi Party. The Nazi Party was in many respects, much like the Italian Fascist Party, a youth movement. They appealed to youth, they claimed that they were the voice of the new generation, you had students attacking the conservative teachers who wanted to maintain the traditional notion of a university.

The students were demanding that buzzword we hear on college campuses today, "relevance." You know, why do we have to learn Latin and Greek and all these things? Why can't we learn about the progressive things of today? All the protests that you saw on campuses were reminiscent of it.

At the end of the day, whether you want to call it Communist tactics or Fascist tactics or whatever, any time you have people burning campus newspapers, shouting down speakers, mobbing the stage like you had at Columbia, those are undemocratic tactics, those are totalitarian tactics, those are mob rule tactics. The thing to remember about all of these "isms" of the Left is that they are rationalizations for mob rule.

Int: If you were going to give people a 30 second explanation of why they should buy your book, what would you tell them?

JG: The primary reason someone should buy my book is because it's the first book to put all in one place the stuff that is left out of the history books and the narrative that we've heard for the last 70 years. It corrects the record about the slander that has been aimed at Conservatives for a half century that we are Fascists, that we are Nazis.

Even if you disagree with a lot of the arguments, I think most, if not all fair minded readers will concede that they learned a lot from it. I am not winging it. Every claim is backed up by facts, by footnotes. Every argument marshals evidence to support it. If you disagree with everything, even if you think Liberalism is still the best thing that we have for bettering society...I think that you'll be better armed to make your case because you'll at least know the downside of your own intellectual history. You'll know the darker side of progressivism.

In an age where Hillary Clinton is saying that...she's a progressive, I think it's pretty important to understand what progressivism was and what its ultimate aims and impulses are.

Int: Do you regularly or semi-regularly read any blogs you'd like to recommend to RWN's readers?

JG: I'm not reading anything right now because of the book tour, but all the obvious ones. The National Review blogs, The Corner, The Campaign Spot, that kind of thing. I obviously check out Instapundit and my mom's site, Lucianne.

The problem is, whenever I am asked this question, I get in more trouble for the blogs that I don't mention than the ones that I do, (laughs). So, Ross Douthat has always had some fascinating and interesting things to say. I think Mickey Kaus, even though he's a liberal, is the best guy out there at dissecting the really fine point stuff, like how the New York Times covers things. It's useful. I think (bloggers) do great stuff...

Int: Well Jonah, thanks a lot...

JG: Great, I appreciate it!





And now for three cool Hotair comments.



“no conservatives (that is, true conservatives) can be fascists, by definition.”

Obviously, since Conservatism, properly understood and practiced - believes in individual liberty and limited government, it cannot in any way be likened to Fascism, an ideology that is, among other things, collectivist and totalitarian.
I think the greatest difference between fascism and conservatism is that the former believes that the state has an end goal or purpose. And that everything belongs to the state in its attainment of that goal.

It’s this thought as well, it seems to me, that links Fascism with current Liberalism. We hear all the time liberals or progressives state, “We will not rest until every child has health care” or “We will not stop until every person has a good job and a good house et cetera, et cetera. Until we have a perfect nation, government must continue to expand and increase it’s power".

That is absolutely antithetical to Conservatism.

SteveMG on Hotair.com 17 Jan 08.



sinsing said: “Colmes proved, once again, that liberals are recklessly hellbent on silencing the opposition. Leftists have become confrontational, rude, arrogant and bulling fascists, because they fear that logic and truth will reveal their stupidity and true agendas".

I see interesting parallels here.

For years, I have been trying to understand why Liberals go out of their way to defend Islam, which is about as Fascist an ideology as one can get. If Liberals really were against 'Fascism', they would be first in line to support the nation building in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they would be shoulder to shoulder with Conservatives to stop Islamic infiltration and subversion of our society through immigration, financial manipulation, propaganda, and other means.

In this light, Goldberg’s book is for me a welcome analysis.

The reaction to his book so far is instructive as well. Whenever you criticize the belief system of the Liberals, they take it as an assault on their identity, and they react with bullying (Fascist!) tactics, as sinsing pointed out. The exact same behavior comes from the Muslims when their belief system is criticized.

By this common Fascist behavioral predisposition, Colmes and others are instantly offended, and mindlessly go on the attack, when they see a Hilterian smiley face on the cover of Goldberg’s book, just as the Muslims rioted over the Mohammed cartoons and the Mohammed Teddy Bear.

Stendec on Hotair.com 17 Jan 08.



The point he was making is not that being a vegan is Fascist, it is the way it is introduced. The religious fervor of PETA is a good example. PETA is a Fascist rooted organization, Fascism comes wrapped in something that appears to be good, but then is forced fed by the government, or “movements”. Not that being a vegetarian is fascists, but the involvement by the government (in Germany) and the radicalism (in America), moves it towards a Fascist ideology.

Global warming is a good example, the ones that opposed (and oppose) it were viscously attacked fascist like.

The classic conservative approach is not to “shout” down opponents, or run them off to jail, or destroy them publicly, march through the streets burning and looting…that is a fascist way of dealing with “perceived problems”.

PETA, and their brethren, attack and destroy…all in the name of making us more healthy and “aware”…they are liberal Fascists.

Right2bright on Hotair.com 17 Jan 2008.






http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/01/interviewing_jonah_goldberg_ab.php

http://www.macleans.ca/canada/opinions/article.jsp?content=20080117_24131_24131&page=1

Hugo Chavez, the world’s number one fan of Che 'the child killer' Guevara.

Hugo Chavez, pictured actual size, as he demonstrates his economic plans for Venuzuela. There's a bright future ahead for all!



And therefore dear sports, Chavez being Chavez and loving Che the utter fraud, that’s what makes them both natural darlings of so many in the Left infected MSM and the cesspool that is Hollywood. Gotta keep those rebel badges shiny now!

And that’s all you really need to know about the common level of non-journalistic standards and apologia that so often clouds the hideous reality, of the entirely natural path such Dictators and mediocrities always take. Always.

Add the usual bog standard “Hooray for Hugo!” cheering by people who have no intention of living in the logical end of one the latest El Gordo Geeko's of Latin America, and there you have it. You see, not many discussions will really ever be about the Fat One, not really. Nope, you can tell when the reporting is default fellow traveller posturing, because it is entirely framed in the classic first move of the Leftard which is subject change.

Usually it’s three seconds to the juvenile ad hominem hyperbole storm flung at the American President, if he’s a Republican that is, and then ever onward to absurd Student Union Crisis meeting criticisms of Capitalism by trust fund students.

As Guy Taylor reported at Prospect Magazine, the unhinged ‘Evo Morales, elected president of Bolivia last year, has called US capitalism “the worst enemy of humanity.”

Guy seems uninterested in exploring such an empirically cretinous bit of nonsense any further. Surprising to let it stand like that, eh? Nope, so, a global economic system that works enormously is far worse than all the Totalitarian regimes that never worked and that have murdered millions and millions and millions of their own citzens? Well, I'll be.

That’s the MSM for ya folks. Right on schedule they'll report rubbish over and over again as assumed or unchallenged facts, no matter how insanely way off the mark they clearly are.

The MSM have the same reliable accuracy as if you caught a bus and ended up on the Rings of Saturn.

Such a juvenile statement by Emo Molasses says everything about the ignorance and ideological bankruptcy of the Evil Immoralist himself, and says precisely nothing about Capitalism. Oh, he means the greatest and actually only true economic system in history that has delivered enormous health, freedom, literacy, innovation and wealth of all kinds etc, etc to much of the world in a spectacularly short period of time? That one?

The mostly shrill and stupid criticism of Capitalism is in direct proportion to Capitalism's ever quadrupling and vastly triumphant success. The equation is, proven Capitalist results benefitting millions directly times a hundred fold equals the frothing criticism of the discredited times a thousand. The only real “flaw” in Capitalism is that people and governments won’t leave it alone.

It’s such a deliberate and bogus argument to drop the Democracy part that is the two part formula of Capitalist Democracy in all Western countries and many others. Then compare an economic system that is relentlessly proven to work to the mere abstract political ideologies of Socialism and Communism, which are relentlessly proven to never work at all. Not even a bit.

Communism and Socialism are based on murder, lies, conformity, total control, envy, spite, ignorance, laziness, moral vanity and madness.


As I said, you have to sort through the usual MSM avalanche to find any real and serious analysis of anything, and when it’s about a Latin American Dictator at Large, straight from some bizarre 1960’s throwback re-run from Central Casting? Well, good luck. Ya gonna need it.

What such ugly, stupid and incompetent despots actually mean when they spout on about “fighting” Capitalism is that Western Capitalist Democracy and the enormous choices, freedom and power it gives to the ordinary people, is the true and greatest enemy of Dictators like Chavez, Castro and Morales etc. And they know it. Thus they like their people broke, unarmed and helpless.

Add forced, brainwashed adoration via a crazy personality cult to the hideous mix, and hey presto! A photo opportunity for Sean Penn, Jane Fonda, Kevin Spacey, Harry Belafonte and Robert Redford ad nauseum.

That’s why such useless madmen have to use guns, closed borders and total control of the populace to enforce the death cults of Socialism, Communism or any other Drivelism. Nobody usually wants it, especially the free, successful and independent. Except of course for University educated fantasists, misfits, psychopaths, gangsters, Hollywood people, or the deluded, desperate poor and the stressed middle class, who mistakenly believe that violent revolution by lying thugs is the only way to bring about their wishful thinking dreams.

Guy says how Chavez “certainly had on his showman’s hat!”

Well, whizzo. A hat eh? Well, appropriate headwear is good enough for me. I’m convinced! Yep, and for many in Chavez land and the West, the Revolutionary fancy dress, the pamphleteering and the crocodile tears for “the people”, are more than enough.

“I believe! I believe in an absurd non-economic and authoritarian fallacy for no empirical and proven reasons whatsoever!”

And why not? The saddest thing is when a large proportion of the people actually do support such sly control freaks and are then surprised when it all goes horribly ‘wrong’. 61% support Chavez? Fantastic. Maybe when the country goes belly up, 90% of that 61% will say “I was always a Venezuelan, never a Chavez Nazi!”

If it’s horrible, that means everything is going to plan. The usual Leftist plan, such as it is.

The thick headed idea of running a modern economy mostly based on the credit of natural resources is laughably doomed, I’m afraid. Er , Gee, overblown corn bag “Yankee go home!” rhetoric, selling underdeveloped resources via a rundown and dated infrastructure, while shutting down dissent and the media, eh? Ok, Chavez is an economic and creative genius! Er, no. He couldn’t get a job as an accountant at a small export firm in Taiwan.

Gosh, now why are Western states and places like Japan so successful again? Um, I think it has something to do with the rule of law, protection of private property, freedom, the free exchange of ideas, the incentive and environment that encourages innovation, that they make things and provide services from technology to transport and so on. Yes, that might be it.

Sure, a series of oil holes is nice, but um, using it to expand the government using ever more revenue to fund the usual style of government projects is er, a rather tragic and bloated trajectory at the best of times. As the money runs out and incentive is sapped from the productive, there will be tears before the bedtime of economic and social collapse.

But a phony fool can dream can't he?

The utterly irresponsible and radical hocking of a nation’s future with the profoundly incompetent and simplistic tripe of Chavez, mindlessly and recklessly supported by people in the West who have no intention of staying permanently in the resulting vortex, is a monumental crime. Ah, but Western Hugo fans have a nice passport handy and they know it, or else a house in Bel Air, so it’s cool.

Yep, that’s why so many foreigners are so emotionally eager to live vicariously off the frustrations of people who mostly want what fake ‘Heroes of the Revolution’ have at home. Sadly, the arrogant conceit of the Western Left assumes that people whom they are usually incapable of seeing as more than abstractions, should only want what the activist minded thinks they should have. You know, something more experimental or maybe bogusly ‘traditional’. In short, nothing that any Western Leftard folks would ever want as a permanent feature in their own lives, of course.

"You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you".
Bob Dylan.


The Left are defined by advocating that other people, usually foreign and poor, should experience what the Leftist would never want for themselves. And of course, the same foreigners according to the Left, could never possibly want some of what the comfortable Western fellow traveller has. Surely not?

Guy reports that according to Daniel Hellinger, a US-based Latin America expert, [! Riiight. Sure he is.], Chávez has “reaffirmed his standing as the leading opponent of US hegemony in the hemispher". Er, let’s go through this quite acceptable and very professional piece of standard MSM drivel reporting.

Chavez can disingenuously imagine he is standing up to a fantasy of US “hegemony”, but the awful truth is that he’s standing up to two entirely worldwide ideas and facts of free people. Chavez is “standing up” to civil government and functioning economic systems, both of which he opposes because well, that’s what Dictators do. First they get power, then absolute power of the state, then of all the economic freedom, then disarm the general populace and start the arrests, torture and firing squads. Or all at once.

No need to worry about much real and effective criticism from Western media. Che and Fidel got a free ride and still do today. Robert Redford can make a hagiography seemingly straight from any Apparatchik Propaganda Department. All about Che the child killer, who loved to shoot young boys in the head and is unversally admired, while Bob is applauded and makes a big bundle of filthy money out of it.

A film about a motorcycle riding parasite who was usually overweight unless lost in the jungle, and therefore wanted a better reflection than his real character when he looked in the mirror, then made sure he was one of the last free Cubans to be able to go on any such motorised journey, as opposed to swimming to Miami at night that is.


Hegemony, “a situation where one state or country controls others”. Er, the truth is, Chavez and Iran are vying insanely for that job or some whacky variant of it. Iran totally controls and butchers its own people and Chavez plans to do the same eventually, with the added bonus of one day soon maybe, of getting nukes from the Chimp of Tehran. As Huggy Bore said, he plans to use these nukes if he feels so inclined.

Oh, that’s right. According to Guy, we should just simply ignore the ravings of Chavez, as it’s just talk. Er, no. When a head of state speaks, it’s never just talk, except to the Leftard apologist. The Left never spew the same convenient bollocks about any Western Conservative leader. Nope, it's straight to crazy extrapolaters Heaven then.

Er, also, I hate to tell 'em, but no-one is "controlling" the world, not even the US. Let me know how and I'll inform the President and the media.

But then as it quotes in Guys classic piece of accepting things on face value, “Some people may be upset because of his friendship with Castro, or his ties with Iran, but a lot of people like that,” said Sanchez, a Latin American history scholar at the Bolivarian University of Venezuela.

Yeah, "a lot of people like that". Yep, they're known as scumbags.

Hey, they’re just “upset?” They must be “Fascists!” then. Er, could it have anything to do with the 300 jails on Cuba, the venal gangster business empire of ‘The Fat One Fidel’, the utter beggaring corruption and degradation of the Cuban people, the hundreds of thousands that have drowned trying to escape, or the million or two refugees?

Or maybe it’s the extreme crimes of the absolute sadist, narcissist, coward, stupid incompetent, eager firing squad leader ad nauseum of Che the child killer Guevara? Or his continued legacy soon to be passed to Castro’s rotten brother? Could be. Chavez has stated how Che is just the greatest and he wishes to be just like him. The greatest what? Pervert? Designer of firing squad viewing bays?

If Chavez keeps on practicing those lies and the cruelty and also brushes up on his impressively dumb as a plank credentials, he may eventually top the two undead freaks of Havana's murderous and bankrupt achievement's.

As per their usual modus operandi, the Western Left are rootin' for ya, Huggy! So tell any monstrous lies and murder and oppress whoever you want. Be our guest.

Chavez is a radical Leftist thug and killer just biding his time and as such, everything he does is entirely permissible to the Left, because as many Left ex-chums have explained to me about the 100,000 murdered by Communist regimes, “it was necessary”. Absolutely everything always is, to the Leftard...

Nope, the usual people will cheer him on, and when it get’s too bad, though it never seems to reach that point for many, they’ll just turn away. Invariably such souls just find another opportunity to maintain and inflate their faux rebel credentials.

And as I said, Guy’s piece ends on a cheery note regarding Hug the Bug’s choice of a red beetle car and his luck with picking up girls. Aw shucks, it's the classic MSM human touch story at the end of the news!

'And in other news, a poodle named Chavez that could play the violin and any tune the foreign press wanted to hear! “He’s playing our song!” they used to cheer and roar in approval. “He was a happy and yapping little dog”, said his owner, Mrs Evo Morales. “But we had to put him down. He had rabies. The worst I've ever seen”.

So thoughtful of Guy to not send the kiddies to bed on the sour note of Chavez being great pals with the mega Nazi's of 'Global Islam TM'. Don't want to induce nightmares and such with vision's of the monstrous midget Islamist of Iran, and his nice and now rapidly growing garden of unhindered neutrons.

So ignore the Phase 1 oppression, lies, idiocy, madness and murder, and admire the ideological width! For many in the wilfully Deludedville of Leftardism, one size really does fit all the people.








Dear sports, two other relevant posts on 'Piggy and his Hollywood friends'.

http://colonelrobertneville.blogspot.com/2007/11/venezuelas-first-stripe-assed-baboon.html

http://colonelrobertneville.blogspot.com/2007/07/cuban-revolution-lacks-laugh-track_6173.html

Sources: http://www.prospect-magazine.co.uk/article_details.php?id=7993

The Invasion of the Body Politic Snatchers.

Avoid expressing yourself around the left, liberal and radical. No, really. Because sports, they believe utterly in the diversity of expressing every kind of opinion, except for yours and mine...


Dear sports, here's a real old favourite from Saturday September 29 2007. It's a little piece that really gave me a boost to keep on writing, even if nobody else wanted me to. Now as you probably already dig, I'm as the blog header says a Peter Cook, P.J O'Rourke, Groucho Marx, Mark Steyn kind of a guy.

So naturally, the following empirical analysis is as clear as day around here in inner-city urban Groovyville. Now not everyone round these here part's has been infected via a pod from outer space, meaning mass Leftardism, but er, most probably are, I'm afraid. It does give another level of meaning to podcast. Eerily, it's now a cast of million's. Ah, the left are nothing if not totalitarian fascistic control freaks at heart. Yes, freaks. Sometimes I wake up laughing, screaming or both.




I live in the inner-city and I know many people who at first seem just like regular people. They wear their underwear on the inside of their pants and can tie their own shoelaces. They eat food, watch TV and have jobs. Very few devote gleeful spare hours to kicking boxes full of puppies. But there’s something different about many of them and it’s not always apparent at first. I’ve noticed it more and more as I’ve learnt and changed, always reading voraciously as I research this, global phenomena.

The first sign is that they're not really that prone to showing enthusiasm and joy. I mean real uninhibited energy and an excitement about the future and its potential. Basically, being a God damned complete and alive human being. It’s as if they're living in a depressive envelope with some idea that life as it is, is all wrong, basically doomed and cancerous and must therefore end. And at the same time there's an odd smug conceit, as if there is an inevitable 'truth' to their nightmarish viewpoint.

There's also the creepiest implied undertone, unspoken but it’s clearly all there in their posturing. It’s assumed that they are part of a growing under-group inexorably destined to reach critical mass and you, and everything about you is irrelevant and expendable.

Now, they don’t say anything as such in general conversation of course, unless you touch on almost any serious, important or adult topic. In the end though, you soon see that anything and I do mean anything, can be extrapolated onto their relentlessly negative and peculiar default stream of explanatory style. But usually you don’t even get the pre-amble. It’s just straight to the high pitched sound they emit.

If you live in the inner-city as I said I do, there will be few people that you can talk to about this. Most people will look at you blankly and say, "I don't understand what you mean. I haven't noticed anything. It all seems normal to me". Well, it would. That's because many of them are er, THEM.

And just as in the movie ‘The Invasion of the Body Snatchers', starring Donald Sutherland, the instant you speak and reveal yourself as having any depth of individuality and difference, they point at you and their mouths open wide, denouncing you to the unseen crowd. But the shrill sounds they let out only mean something to them and their alien and alienated group of conformist and mirrored vegetable spawn. But it’s all supposed to be for our own good. They babble endlessly and without any logical end to their interference, that we’ll all be perfectly happy in the coming Marxist product sodden, left liberal progressive, Utopian madhouse.

What they push out so intensely and with a strange unnerving sense of panic are not words at all. Not with any natural humanity, expression or purpose, but a mindless repeating of a siren that drowns out your own voice and thoughts while stating overwhelmingly and repeatedly, “Here is the individual, the original and truly authentic man, woman and child whom the group has not completely hypnotised, suffocated, absorbed and eliminated as superfluous to plan”.

How could a mass sprouting of inhuman freaks with such an empty mechanical mindset in an obvious marching group think and lockstep, get to such a percentage without anyone noticing? And my God, they’re in such positions of influence; in our schools, government, media and entertainment and so on.

These things amongst us, all repeat the same absurd, contradictory, cold, manipulative, robotic, mass produced, stupid and horrible lies. How could obvious frauds get such a foothold on the fertile, red blooded, natural and the decent? How did they begin supplanting the productive, Democratic and rational life with their monstrously fake sounds, their empty gestures, insane modifications and rules that leave us open to invasion by millions of other variant spores of the same species?

Speak to many of them in the daylight and they can seem normal, reasonable, almost...life-like. Unless of course you use keywords that express virile reality, fecund, important human values and time-proven traditions, and then they will instantly and hideously reel back, pointing at you, their faces contorted like a stretched bladder, wailing their insane, continuous screech as they begin mouthing out endlessly, “YOU ARE THE ENEMY! DESTROY THE CONSERVATIVE FREE INDIVIDUAL HUMAN BEING!”

Understand this: Islam wants you and me dead.

Ya just can't beat Islam. But it sure loves to beat you! I dunno, don't cha feel Islam has a natural, light hearted touch, is lotsa fun, with a really nice breezy Hawaiin feel, and Hell, loaded with a mountain of laughs?! It's an endless party! Er, no. Islam my dear sports, is shit. This man is being punished for the crime of having sex with his girlfriend. That would make most every normal relationship in the West and a lot of elsewhere, a whippin' offence! And not the fun kind.



"Their definition of Mercy is Allah treats you as you deserve. Christianity’s is that God forgives and treats you much better than you deserve, to the point of giving up his own Son. I know such a life is superior and even the Muslim is 'living off that capital.'

If the West did not have even the meagre foundations of Christianity to influence their decisions, Mecca would have been a burning hole in the ground one day after 9/11. Sometimes I hang on to that belief by a thread. Islam better pray that American never becomes a Muslim nation. The fact that it is not is the only reason their homelands still exist”.

Comments section on a blog regards the topic of ‘Why Muslims can’t debate’.



Dear sports, here is one of my classic and feeble responses to some of the bog standard Taqiyaaa avalanche of Islamist style drivel I find on the Net. In this tediously crushing case, it was a laughable ‘educational’ piece on how wonderful Islam is at the AFIC, the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils. Should I send it? A reply is as likely as a coherent exchange with a frothing call to Jihad Imam. The AFIC parts are in quotes and my witty replies ain’t er, in quotes. Dig.



Understanding Islam according to the AFIC, The Australian Federation of Islamic Councils.

Introduction.

“Islam is one of the most misunderstood religions of the world”.

Yep, it’s all one big 'effing misunderstanding, innit? Riight, sure it is. Er, no. This is something one must always avoid kids, as misunderstanding and even worse, understanding Islam, can both result in death.

"Heads you lose ya tail, tails you lose your head!"

It’s the only religion really, that has this unique er, problem. The problem is that the relentless lies and propaganda don’t always cover up everything regards Islam’s relentless crimes.

A misunderstanding? Sure it is. It’s always the fault of the millions of people on earth who are threatened and the many, many murdered by Muslims worldwide, everyday. So, the thousands of Muslims that Muslims oppress and murder are also “misunderstanding” Islam too? Gee, why is Islam so hard to er, “understand?” Is it like, really sophisticated? Nope.

It’s absolute bottom of the barrel crudity and a nest of viperish and absurd contradictions. Islam only makes sense to people who make no sense whatsoever.

“Misunderstanding Islam” always means you're being ‘Taqiyaa'd’, sports. They're deception code words, for you having the audacity to have any doubts and to make ANY criticism whatsoever about Islam. No criticism is acceptable as it’s never the right kind of criticism, that is, criticism that’s er, critical of Islam.

Just repeat ad nauseum, especially after every daily atrocity and insane Islamic pronouncement, “Islam is a religion of peace. Islam is a religion of peace…” at least until your head is completely severed from your body.

“Much of what the general public knows about Islam is based on media reports on television, radio and in the newspapers”.

Er, right. First of all, most folks know zero about the reality of Islam. And any real impression that rings true comes exactly from Islam's own current and hideous actions, not their bullshit words, excuses and lies.

This is despite the best efforts of the vast majority of the clueless, ignorant, disingenuous, PC Dhimmi and Left MSM, reporting very little on the truth of global Islam at all. And when they sometimes have to, Islam gets almost invariably an easy ride via the usual long list of apologist devices.

Such as subject change to Christianity, about which you can say anything, and without thousands of resulting murders. And then there’s blaming the victims of the Islamist war against the world. Or the Jews, or the USA or 1492, or any of the thousand purely tactical and strategic diversions on the road to the Global Caliphate.

If the MSM could ever focus any real intellect, research and courage regard the truth of Islam, people would run out onto the streets screaming in horror and anger and the dirty games of the MSM and global Islamist's would be up, Bub.

“These reports are often misleading and promote negative stereotypes and misconceptions usually associated with political issues rather than Islam’s true teachings”.


Yes, they usually are misleading if they never really expose the truth of Mohammad, the Koran and Islam. Islam IS political. Islam, Mohammad and the Koran are one thing and the only thing.

To a true Muslim, there is nothing else.

Mohammad was a 7th Century bandit, mass murdering Jew hater paedophile and rapist. Islam is a military doctrine disguised very effectively as a religion. The Koran is a crude, turgid, unreadable tome of horrors with explicit instructions by Mohammad on how to wage not only endless global Jihadist war, but instructions and decrees on committing every sick perversion imaginable.

From the deception via ‘Taqiyaa’ to the destruction of all other religions, cultures and freedoms, the oppression, rape, sodomy, torture and murder of men, women and children. The true “filth of Islam” as Christopher Hitchens has rightly called Islam, is found in the violent, deceptive and evil life of the great freak himself, Mohammad, the Krazy Koran and Islam, including every place where Islam has any power.

“The faith of Islam shares a very close history with Christianity and Judaism. Islam promotes the same values of modern society - equality, freedom, justice, civil rights, peace and harmony”.

Change “a very close history” to “nothing” and “promotes the same” to “destroys” and you’ll be more accurate. Islam has almost nothing in common with Christianity or Judaism, especially in the modern world.

Islam is a death cult that has nothing to offer the West but the end of the world as we know it.

“Within a short period of its history, Islam spread rapidly to almost a third of the world in the eighth century establishing a modern and culturally advanced civilisation”.

Er, no. It spread due entirely to marauding Islamic armies, until stopped at the Gates of Vienna and at Tours in France, by Christian armies. The totally bogus mythical ‘Golden Age’ of Islamic benevolence and creative culture is a complete and utter lie with absolutely zero evidence to support it.

The extreme opposite is true. Everywhere that the dead, murderous and vampiric hand of Islam has touched, was destroyed and invariably the remaining declined to absolute dysfunction, just like Islam today.

“The early Muslims established the foundations of the modern arts, sciences and technological knowledge. Historians acknowledge the contributions of early Muslims to the establishment of modern society”.

No they did not. The West via Greco Roman, Celtic and Judeo Christianity did this. Add ‘The Enlightenment’, ‘The Renaissance’, ‘The Industrial Revolution’, America, and the British Empire and so on achieved these things.

“However, the Islamic civilisation saw a period of decline from the beginning of the 19th century. Today, many of the countries of the Islamic world are gripped in political and social strife and their citizens face injustice and suffering, however, the state of affairs in these countries cannot be blamed on Islam”.

Yep, a “period of decline” to put it mildly. This is due entirely to the inherent dysfunction and failure of Islam.

Why are Islamic states utter failures? Because they are Islamic states. Nothing else. Thus the vast expenditure by Muslims of energy, resources, lives and time on blaming everyone else but themselves.

“There are progressive and modern Islamic societies in the world”. Where exactly? There are none.

“The presence of diverse Muslim communities in countries such as Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the UK and others provides a stimulus for international communication and exchange of ideas”.

Few Muslims are interested in the free exchange of ideas, the basis of Capitalistic Democracy. Such an honest exchange would expose and destroy the insanity that is Islam. And no true Muslim will do this. There is only ONE idea for them, and that’s Islam as very clearly and exactly laid out by Mohammad in the Koran.

The three actual ideas of Islam are conversion, Dhimmitude or death.

I never cease to be amazed by the virtually default uncomprehending mindset of many Muslims regards the complexity and reality of the West, and their almost uniform inability to debate anything rationally.

Within moments, one is assailed with a virtual parody and blizzard of Logical Fallacy. The basic modus operandi is that you are a mere Infidel and as such can only be utterly dismissed as there is after all, only the truth of Islam. So anything anyone else has to say about anything is irrelevant. And thus it always goes, ad nauseum. My answer is that I do indeed despise Islam as it has nothing I need or want, except as targets for ridicule and the inevitable global conflict, already in play.

“The Australian people need not fear Islam as it is not a new and foreign ideology. Islam has an inherent beauty that can be appreciated as was done by the early communities of Christians and Jews when multi-faith communities thrived in peace and harmony”.

It certainly is not new as Islam added nothing new to religion once you removed the violence and murder or the commands of Islam to oppression. Islam has no natural or inherent beauty that I can find. Where? How? Why? Islam is constructed entirely of ugly and anti human things. Everything it has that it touts, it stole, vampired or was given. Islam hates all of the million things that make life human as Mohammad did.

Thus the Islamic phrase that says it all, “We love death like you love life”.

Yeah, all the millions of people Islam has invaded, oppressed, tortured, murdered and utterly destroyed really thought “Hey, Islam! And loving it”. What a monstrous disaster Islam is, the waste and "The horror. The horror. The horror".

There are many decent Muslims apparently, but that’s because they have not yet fully embraced Islam according to Mohammad and are therefore not true Muslims. Go figure.

The only thing to fear is Islam itself and every true Muslim who follows it, as per the explicit instructions of Mohammad.

Islam is the 1300 year old abyss in which the monstrous and damned soul of Mohammad screams out endlessly the filth of the Krazy Koran.

And what’s it saying? “I will kill you all and you will help me to do this, and nothing, nothing will stop us”.

And it looks like Mad Mo is entirely correct.




Source and some groovy old posts for a larf.

http://www.afic.com.au/apislam.htm#Islam

And here I am as the first 'Foreign Correspondent' at Fort Hard Knox dot com! It's all very Graham Greene, eh?

http://forthardknox.com/2008/01/16/understand-this-islam-wants-you-and-me-dead/

Any, any, any old Iron Cross.

Indonesian Muslims displaying some of their entirely legal collectibles. "Collect the whole set of Christian heads!" say the retarded and insane midgets of our close 'neighbour' and er, whatever it is. Verily, in the basket case toilet that Suharto built, every year is 'The Year of Living Dangerously', especially for anyone who is not a very, very profoundly boring and predictable Muslim.



I read in the Jewish Times that a roadhouse got criticised for selling Nazi memorabilia junk as collectibles. Ah, so many memories.

“How much am I bid for this Panzer Division, still in barracks?”

Yep, I think it’s creepy shite, and that’s why I don’t buy it. Other people see it oddly differently as just curious 'stuff', but I already have a can opener. And Hitler was so completely horrible and so incredibly boring that he often fell asleep while he was talking. I also support Israel and the Jewish people without the UN backed conditional that the Israeli’s let Muslims murder them.

Now the reason Nazi kitch is usually banned is because Nazism was about murder, hate, anti Semitism, lies, envy, spite, violence, Totalitarianism, collectivism, conformity, oppression and destruction, ad nauseum. Just like Islam and Communism.

But what I find odd is that you can buy Che the child killer Guevara T-shirts, posters, books and propaganda freely. It’s perfectly respectable, acceptable and nice fashionable stuff. But it’s evil shite too, sports.

You could brandish the whole Cuban Revolutionary drag outfit down your street if you wanted and it’d all be just a bit of a groovy retro giggle. You can buy any Communist junk freely, from Mao knick knacks to mountains of doctrine and Himalayas of hideous freak fellow traveller pamphlets, books and tracts.

You can buy and sell very comfortably, the most outrageous and unfounded Leftard and radical tracts and posters pushing what’s basically about the murder of the individual, total control of the state and absolute power, masquerading as ‘for the people’ and therefore, allegedly ‘right on!’ then.

You can get Islamic junk everywhere, including books by major Islamist freaks and posters displaying their relentlessly ugly Super Dweeb and King Spazzo Biblical beard covered mugs. You can buy the Krazy Koran of course, even though it’s a book even more badly written than Mein Kampf, but with virtually all the same attitude and goals.

The Koran spells out clearly, how to murder Jews, the subjugation, rape and mutilation of women, and the conversion by dhimmitude or death of any non-Muslim. It states how to wage constant war and the art of deception, or ‘Taqiyaa’, and the filthy nightmare of the Muslim wet dream of a Global Caliphate by any means. And yet, I can get this shit easily. Why is that?

Probably because the Third Reich didn’t make it to Hitler’s plan of a thousand years, while Islam has lasted and spread for over 1300 years. Also, Islam kept many of the lands it monstrously crushed and tore at like vampires, while Der Fudderrland has shrunk back to less than the proportion's of the early 1930's.

Never mind that every Islamist state is the same as a Nazi Hellhole and many have modelled themselves on Hitler and Stalin. Many Muslim states supported and cooperated if they could, with Hitler and looked forward to a partnership in the Holocaust and the total annihilation of the Jews. As most still do with the latter. Also, it was going to be a great way to accelerate their long creamed of coming Global Caliphate. How that was gonna work out, your guess is good as mine. Never let it be said that Islamist plans make any sense in any reality in any dimension.

Aided by the elites, the Leftoid MSM, academia and much of the entertainment media, the image of Communism if it exists at all in the weak mental grasp of many, is as a kind of distant fake boogie man. All a bit of a joke really.

Never mind that Communist regimes have murdered over 100 million human beings, or that Che loved to shoot young boys of 14 in the head and that he designed and built concentration camps and eagerly took part in many, many executions. Or that one of his favourite pastimes was going down to the Havana cells with a baseball bat to smash into unarmed prisoners.

That's Che the utter coward, narcissist and uber sadist all over. But you can easily buy the most popular T-shirt design ever, featuring a fat mega square, coward, narcissist, sadist and incompetent dumb ass fraud, who just happened to look thin and juvenile rebel cool in a series of photos. That was after getting invariably lost in the jungle while stumbling for weeks with diarrhoea and a grubby diary of insane and murderous control freak ravings.

But again, no ban on any Che shit or any lying apologia propaganda.

The chances of any book shop like Borders ever being in trouble for promoting and profiting from selling real hate literature, are about as likely as Noam Chomsky showing any compassion for the system and people who completely support his bizarre lifestyle as a professional mental gymnast, super liar, mega delusionist and serial treason professional.

Never mind that North Korea really is an Orwell’s vision of 1984 made ultra real and present times a thousand, where public executions are forced entertainment for children.

You can dabble in any radicalism to your hearts content, as long as it's Leftard or Islamic.

North Korea is where millions of kids are made deliberately and permanently starving; millions are tortured, imprisoned and murdered. A country of permanent famine and cannibalism. The only country that from space, appears pitch black at night as it has little to no electricity.

North Korea is completely perpetuated and prolonged by the artificial support of aid, which goes directly to the ruling cadres. A permanent 24/7 death style of daily ‘self criticism’ and denunciation. Inside every house is a loud speaker blasting the madness and soul crushing death of Communist Utopianism everyday.

No University student, academic or anybody will ever be held to any real accountability for displaying sympathy for such hideous regimes. Wear the T-shirt, the badge or pipe and slippers set of any Commo figure. Its fine. No, really.

You won’t get in trouble for dismissing the relentless mass crimes and apologia denying the existence of the long term mass oppression, torture and extermination of the North Korean people, or the policy’s or methods of any Totalitarian states. And no repercussions for absurdly blaming the USA, the West or the Boy Scouts. Not like the mediocre loon David Irving. He’s now in jail in Germany.

Now like Mark Steyn, I perhaps don’t think he should be in the can, however crap his views are, because I want to be able to say whatever I want to, however shabby that may be. The open and public market of ideas and forums like the blogosphere and the laughable media, could judge a wilfully deluded freak like Irving. Hmmm, I’m not so confident as Steyn perhaps is, though. I find the MSM from clueless to brain fried on any serious analysis front.

That there’s little to no mention or empirical analysis of North Korea except in various said apologia and that there are only two books published regards the 300,000 people who have managed to escape is simply, part of the scandal of the century and entirely reflective of the sympathies, bankruptcy and moral gnomery of those in the position of having a privileged public voice.

So let’s see if I’ve got this right. Any dysfunctional Middle East pile of Theocratic Jew hating sand is OK to sell their bogus wares and paraphernalia. The global promotion of Wahabist terrorism and anti Semitism by Saudi petro dollars is fine, too... The Saudi Government has Mein Kampf as a legitimate educational book on its school syllabus. Hey, no problem. Display Emirates junk anywhere. There’s zero chance of any boycott of them, mate.

Yes, like Dubai Ports who run our docks and airports, sports.

Democratic, free and cosmopolitan Israel is apparently never ok though, unless they stop refusing to co-operate with the reasonable demands of say, Hamas. The demands being all Jews dead and Israel a burning cinder.

Virtually by default, Cuba, China, North Korea, Putin’s Russia and any African Gangster and Cannibal Fiefdom, is just always wonderful enough to either sympathise with or simply not register at all. In the end it boils down to Western states and supporters bad, enemies of Western states and the USA, all good. And that’s the paradigm, kids.

Any Western country that believes in its own values and traditions and oh no! If they admire the US, they are of course, evil. And so it goes in a body politic infected to the point of mainstreaming what was once the lunar fantasy’s of Leftard land.

It’s clear to me that most of the real promoters of current mass murder, Totalitarianism, lies, conformity, anti humanism, mediocrity, envy and spite along with all their hideous props, are completely acceptable compared to the other now historically defunct few.


Dear sports, here are some other relevent older posts of mine:

http://colonelrobertneville.blogspot.com/2007/07/cuban-revolution-lacks-laugh-track_6173.html

http://colonelrobertneville.blogspot.com/2007/07/muslim-community-leaders-fear-backlash.html

http://colonelrobertneville.blogspot.com/2007/10/planet-of-arabs.html

http://colonelrobertneville.blogspot.com/2007/07/oliver-stone-interviews-adolf-hitler.html

http://colonelrobertneville.blogspot.com/2007/11/judge-not-lest-ye-have-no-bleeding.html

The MSM: Enemy of the People.

The charismatic President of the Australian Real Estate Institute, Tony Hitler (no relation), spells out in simple terms, the relationship of most agents to the public and the main goal of the real estate industry.



“Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus”. Untrue in one thing. Untrue in everything.


"Augusto Pinochet, 91, Dictator Who Ruled by Terror in Chile, Dies" Times headline from December 11, 2006.

"Kim Il Sung, Enigmatic 'Great Leader' of North Korea for 5 Decades, Dies at 82." Times headline from July 10, 1994.

"It is unclear what role, if any, religion played in the attack Mr. Shnewer and the five other men are charged with planning." From a May 14 story by Alan Feuer on the "Fort Dix Six" terrorism suspects.

Fact: "The FBI first got wind of the alleged plot in January 2006, after an unidentified store clerk alerted police to a video that showed the men firing assault weapons, calling for jihad and yelling 'God is great' in Arabic, officials said." From the May 9 Washington Post.

"In a somewhat wooden address to the nation on Saturday and in an interview with the BBC on Sunday, Mr. Brown played down the threat, treating the episodes as a crime rather than a threat to civilization.

Yet, his minimalist approach seemed to strike a reassuring chord with Britons, many of whom had expressed fatigue with Mr. Blair's apocalyptic view of terrorism." Alan Cowell on new British PM Gordon Brown's mild response to terror attempts in London and Glasgow, July 4.

"The authorities have called the men Islamic extremists, but have not detailed exactly what role religion played in the plans they are accused of making. There has been no indication of involvement by the mosque here in Palmyra or another one in Philadelphia where four of the men occasionally prayed". Kareem Fahim, May 19.


Fact: "In Large Immigrant Family, Religion Guided 3 Held in Fort Dix Plot." Headline over Fahim's May 10 story.



Dear sports, I can’t recall where I got these groovy comparison quotes. But this is merely a random microscopic example of what passes for the usual levels of ‘journalistic standards’ of which there are exactly none in the MSM, meaning the mainstream media.

"I say, old man. That's rather harsh! Surely there are some? Somewhere?"

Nope, there are no standards if they are all ultimately dismissible, and they are. Over and over again.

The MSM is the fickle friend of the elites and celebrities and 'The Enemy of the People’.

Now dig, twisting, blatantly misrepresenting, censoring, lying and utter mediocre incompetence are the most common styles of presenting any reality to the general populace for er, their consumption. Security, along with health, money, finance and private property, are the absolute essential bedrocks of people’s lives, are they not?

And I will tell you now, that along with other powerful and phony elite groups made up of various degrees of liars and cheats, the MSM cons us all 24 hours a day, seven days a week in all these areas. Why? For money, advertising, smug self satisfied and largely unchallenged egos, enormous status and dumb ideology. And also it’s often the best they can do. Media is short for mediocrity.

We're a lot like those little aphids that hang around on vegetation, just waitng passively to be milked by ants. "Hey! Aphid boy! Just sign here. You'll love it!"

And they do it because well, they can and there’s not a damn thing you or I can do about it. The absurdity and tedium of conspiracy theory bores me. But the empirical reality of relentless and systematic lies and deliberate or incompetent disinformation to keep so many uninformed, ripped off, defrauded, powerless and small, does.

Now kids, to narrow the example down to a manageable size, I’m going to stick to one disgustingly corrupt and fraudulent area that really hits home, literally. I’m talking about real estate, or more particularly the rotten to the core industry that simply vampires off what is often the only asset of ordinary people.

Let me say it again. The real estate industry is “is rotten to the core”. I quote the great Neil Jenman in his wonderful book, ‘Don’t sign anything! How to protect yourself from the tricks and traps of real estate’.

First of all, real estate comes from “royal estate”, meaning ‘of the King’ and so on. But that changed with the advent of private property for free and private citizens. Mortgage means “until death” and for good reasons. Robert T. Kiyosaki and Warren Buffett etc, are some of the great sources of analysis on this fundamental subject. Just remember, there are only a few areas of real wealth and they are ideas, business and real estate. All the rest are mere icing and shadows.

“There is nothing as costly as ignorance”. Horace Mann.


Someone said that newspapers sort the wheat from the chaff and print the chaff. And they do.

I used to read all the dailies er, daily. Then I found as I missed editions, it made little difference and finally, none whatsoever. That was after I’d got my skimming skills up due entirely to the predictability of what I’d read. Everyday the world is new, but the news it seems, is such a context, analysis and depth free zone, that it's mostly presented either already stale or plain dead.

I now find much of the papers unreadable, the radio unlistenable and the TV unwatchable, beyond light entertainment and raw material for frustration that is. It’s simply not good enough and largely useless. That’s why the Net means the MSM lose one informed consumer at a time.

It sickens me to consider that the highly controlled and pitifully rationed out to us MSM, was all many of us had growing up. Ugh.

Anyway, if the MSM can deliberately cheat us out of something as elemental as the value of our homes, even if ‘only’ by deliberate or incompetent omission, there is sports, I’m afraid, nothing they will not take from you, or get entirely wrong. In short, it’s nearly all lies to get your money or dumb misinformation because they can't do any better.

The biggest lie in Real Estate is the quote lie. As Neil Jenman has said, the lie from which all others spring. Over quoting is known by agents as “buying the listing”. As Neil says, “In reality it’s fraud”.

Agents lie from the beginning to the end by quoting the highest price to get your business, then begins the “conditioning”, to quote the REIV’s own manual of conmanship and defrauding, to get the price down and to get the useless to counter productive advertising costs up, which can be 40% of income for an agent. They don’t care how badly your house sells or what the experience is like for you. You are mere grist for the mill, sports.

Auction results are selectively quoted out of context and distorted by showing an above reserve price, when the truth is often that the buyer and other buyers would have paid more. Thus the recent fraud charges against both Sotheby’s and Christies. Even the rich have been sucked into the inherent failure and the fraud of auctions.

“You are the seller of a house, not the buyer of advertising. Paying an agent up front to find buyers is like “paying a butcher to find a cow”. Neil Jenman.


Advertising is mostly to promote the Agents, generate income and to receive enormous bulk kickbacks from newspapers. Around seven years ago, the Herald Sun exposed ‘The Age’ for giving out massive bribes, some totalling $80,000 to get advertisers to move from the City Weekly. Items of real value have limited and focused advertising if any. The first rule of negotiation is to protect the value of the product.

As one 'savvy' customer puts it:“All costs should be included in the agent’s commission which should only be paid after your home has been sold for the best market price. As one savvy home seller commented ‘I pay an agent to deliver a service: the sale of my home for the best price. It’s the way I do business. It’s called COD: Cash On Delivery”.


If advertising works, why use an agent and not merely advertise yourself and use a solicitor? Because kickbacks and revenue for advertising makes the agent look successful, supports the print MSM monopolies and pays for the leases on agents prestige cars. That’s why. You are being had by the simple technique of repeating a lie in a big way.

“People believe a lie if it’s big and you repeat it”. Adolf Hitler.


Why don’t sellers get any guarantees of service in writing? Because they’ll get no service. Unless you have those guarantees that protect you and your often main asset, don’t sign anything.

One of the automatic, biggest and most common lies is that fraud in real estate is “isolated” and frowned upon by most agents and industry bodies. The entirely opposite is true. Most of the industry use these methods that are codified, endorsed and promoted heavily as “great” revenue and deliberate trickery devices by all REI’s. All REI’s are the same.

Fraud is industry wide. Most of the well known names in real estate are not worth a damn to consumers and are capable of most anything to get your home listed, your obligation in writing and small print and thus your money.

Advertising is a giant and meaningless con whose generally stupid and counterproductive non-methods overexpose your home and reducing its value while providing blueprints for criminals. Open inspections are unscientific as is most agent blarney, and OI's are dangerously incompetent exercises designed for agents to get more seller listings as many people who will buy, are also selling.

This is why agents mostly stand around with no information at all about the premises in question. They don’t need to give a damn. It’s also a great advertising revenue generator and another profiler for the agent.

The Real Estate Institute is an actively fraudulent organisation for protecting, enhancing and benefiting its many wilfully incompetent, clueless and knowingly deceptive criminal members.

Advertising is why newspapers criminally and in breach of clear legislation, omit virtually all facts about the industry from which they derive massive profits. In Australia, the MSM is controlled by a few families and groups, or run by smug, unchallenged and mostly untouchable Leftard and multicultural elitists.

95% of real estate agents and the industry they inhabit are either incompetent, dishonest, liars or unqualified and follow their own unbelievable guidelines that are in writing in their industries actual official manual that are a ‘How to’ of massively deceiving and ripping off the general public 24 hours a day and often into perpetuity.

Neil is a great guy and his advice is don’t sign anything. Everything changes after you sign allegedly “standard” agreements. It’s all a lie. You will have to pay the agent whether he ‘sells’ your house or not and if you use another agent or sell it yourself.

All Real Estate contracts are to protect agents and not you. They are designed to get your money o matter what level of criminal, incompetent bastard the agent is. They will ALWAYS get paid even if you lose hundreds of thousands of dollars or go broke.

Why can’t you get a written guarantee on the quote? Because it’s usually a trick and a lie.

Always get independent financial advice and use the documents and agreements that he has supplied to protect the consumer. Real estate is the only business without a cooling off period. Auctions are a complete fraud and lie. A hammer going down is not a legal device, but mere theatre, as it all is, to trick sellers out of millions of dollars a day.

Auctions are “trickery and deception on a massive scale”. Neil Jenman.

You only need one buyer, not many. To get this, you need an agent with negotiating skills and ethics that you can trust. The structure, methods and guidelines used, as well as the level of public ignorance regards real estate make this highly unlikely to happen. Many agents work entirely on commission and have no incentive to not be cheats, liars and incompetent. Inspections are excellent open burglary tools with zero onus or accountability to agents! No police officer would have an open inspection.

“Auctions give agents massive control. Auctions get second best prices”. Neil Jenman.

The Real Estate Industry promotes fraud, dishonesty, incompetence, greed, persecution and cover ups on an enormous scale. It is a natural magnet for thousands of legal and illegal career criminals in ties who are mostly never called to account, punished or stopped. The REI manuals of every state in Australia are ‘how to guides’ in lying, cheating, gouging and trailing rip offs sometimes forever of the general public.

With most agents, if an agent is talking, they’re usually lying. If they have anything written down, it’s merely always printed lies and deception.

The only thing I disagreed with Neil about, though not in principle, is his idea of doing things in an oddly old fashioned way, as if it’s still 40 years ago. This means that you mostly stay within the limited, extremely vulnerable single source of non-asset, non-investment employee, saving away like your Grandmother.

While I agree with caution and realism, it can merely be our perceptions of reality and not real at all. Being an employee is a somewhat dated er, paradigm. One I very much want to leave myself. Robert T. Kiyosaki and Warren Buffett have some very interesting things to say about what is for many ordinary people, an often hopeless and dated idea with very limited cash flow divided by time and tax.

It’s being so old time, clueless of history, the reality of finance and the belief in such utter myths and nonsense like that of real estate agents, that gets people in such a jam in the first place.

Look sports, there’s an enormous amount of vital information on the truly awesome darkness and absolute organised legal and illegal crime of the “rotten to the core” industry that is real estate. Oh yes, and its printed cheering and protecting goon squad, the MSM, the Enemy of the People.

“They keep you doped with religion and sex and TV, and you think you’re so classless and clever and free. But you’re still fucking peasants as far as I can see”. John Lennon.


When it comes to the MSM and real estate, and security, money and health too, we are often naïve hicks and thus, get treated accordingly.

Beyond the Net and the odd current affair bit, it’s extremely pertinent public interest information and the book itself is rarely allowed to be advertised in much of the printed MSM.

Sports, read ‘Don’t Sign Anything’ by Neil Jenman. No really. Now!

Good old Nelli will show you the frightening and ugly reality of a mostly disgusting industry and how to deal with the freaks in it, or how to buy and sell real estate without an agent at all. A small step for you, a giant step for the public.

Neil is now independently ‘retired’ in a fashion, having mostly sold his business. He now works often virtually pro bono as an advocate and has helped many of us plebes personally. He is in short, a damn decent and courageous guy. Go Neil!





Source: ‘Don’t sign anything: How to protect yourself from the tricks and traps of Real Estate’ by Neil Jenman.

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The Jenman company will also be pleased to hear any comments or of any real estate stories from you at: comment@jenman.com.au

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The Wild Shoe Repairers.

Michael Moore is currently working on a documentary exposing the hypocrisy, lies, manipulation and the money trails, as well as the massive deception of the public and close relationships with criminal regimes like Cuba, of ...Michael Moore. "It'll blow the lid off me and my fictitious and obscenely lucrative career. Shame on me. Shame on me, Michael Moore!"



See 'The Wild Shoe Repairers' now!

They are into anything and everything they can get their dirty hands on. Leather, rubber, vinyl, even Velcro. They corrupt everyone, fix anything and all ready by Thursday, but not always.

With their own crazy, way out and hip lingo that only the initiated understand, they spread debauchery, lust and the most sick, twisted ideas to the once innocent.

“I putta newa heels a onna yo shooz. Id’ll looka nice a. You feel mucha bedda, eh?”

They are the ‘The Wild Shoe Repairers’.

Their perversions know no limits…

“I gotta some nice a brown shoe laces. 75c a pair widda plastic tips”.

Once you’re sucked into their world of evil desires you will never escape! You scream but it’s too late!

“I’m a so a sorry. I shutta da shop atta five a thirty. You come back tomorrow, eh?”

You’ll be horrified by their bizarre devices and mesmerised by maddening and ritualistic chants as the sound climbs to a climax of wanton animal like carnality!

“I’ll justa polish da heels onna the buffer for you. They looka nice and a shiny, eh? Oh sol o mio…nel blu de pinto de blu, Volare, whoh oh, oh oh. Cantare…”



I can’t always see that much difference between typical 1960’s and 1970’s exploitation crud and much of standard and especially recent Hollywood fare. They both have their ridiculous fabrications, ersatz versions of underground and outside culture and regular society. And both are often promising everything and delivering a lot less to nothing.

Or for that matter, there isn’t much difference between the current exploitation crazes like Global Warming, with its subsidiary phony scams generating huge gravy train payoffs while creating precisely nothing while promising the end of the world, if we don’t all swallow their vast suspension of disbelief.

Do you know that many of these incredibly low budget and bad exploitation films, as opposed to Hollywood’s big budget and bad films, used to make lot’s of cash on their pathetically tiny investments? They were often fun, full of cheap thrills, risible inaccuracies and exaggerations and a lot a laughs.

Much like Al Gort’s ‘A Politically Convenient Lie’. That’s Fat Albert’s take of ‘The Day the Earth Misunderstood a Dill’. Now who has a more monotone voice and riveted personality? Gore or Gort? You be the judge!

"Klaatu birada nictu, Gore?"

As Mark Steyn has recently noted, Hollywood crud like ‘Redacted’ and ‘Repeated’, ‘Regurgitated’, ‘Repulsive’ and ‘Robert Redford’, have made back the average cost of keeping three mice in cheese for a year. And that’s without the plastic wheel.

‘Redacted’, the multi million dollar major release film by Brian De Palma has taken in over three weeks, wait for it; around $60,475! That’s after massive advertising and all those valuable PC kudos from a divisional horde of whored, fellow traveller Leftard film critics. What a drag.

Now sports, the real reason these King size “flopperoonis” have tanked, is because they’re bad films with absurd stories and lopsided narratives, unmoored from any discernible reality, filled with posturing and dull ‘stars’ adrift without a screenplay or a synopsis worth a damn or even a plugged movie token.

As the Steyner said, Hollywood loons can’t get over their own limited paradigm of shouting BushHitler as a default mentality. As for any film by the rich hypocrites of Silver City ever supporting and showing the true courage, heroism and sacrifice of the better men and women of the military?

Gee, don’t hold your breath, or your overpriced choc top for too long. It won’t happen. And at least not until George Clooney, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon and their fellow legions of dumb as a plank celebrity Leftoids have been dead for years.

As Marcus the Steynus said, recognising the reality of Islamic Jihadists as an empirically present enemy would, disturb and destabilise their “multi-culti pieties”, you see. Don’t want to be judgemental an’ all, unless it’s white Christian Americans, or preferably all three. Oh, and from the South is even better!

The Left Liberal boobs of Hollywood are incapable of describing theocratic, misogynist, homophobic, head slicing, child blasting Jihadist’s. It’s beyond their collective delusions.

It’s far easier to have no enemy at all, at least not the real ones like Islam. Even easier to have no good guys at all, unless they’re journalists, activists, or some other handy Lefty cipher regards their own cardboard ideas of a good guy ‘white hat’. Or even just have the Jihadist killers themselves as our heroes! Why not? Anything is anything, interchangeable and whatever you merely say it is in Leftard land, where they invariably believe in anything but the facts.

“He’s not a bad boy, he’s just aggrieved!”

The US, the military, the West in general as any kind of valuable and worthy idea, and anyone else with any trace of self confidence or solid and proven beliefs, is now the automatic source of all evil. So, you end up with a story about nothing, a vacuum of narrative, stuffed with ever thinner straw men, innate contradictions, burdened with character and motivational dead ends leaving Mac truck size suspension of disbelief holes.

But then, if Hollywood and celebrity in general is filled with anything, it’s filled with a lot of holes.

“Now they know how many holes it’s takes to fill the Albert Gore”.

Because there’s entirely no connection to any known reality anywhere, the stories stink. The truly irredeemable stench of the empty and fraudulent can only be perfumed until the moment the lights go down and the film starts. The catch with cinema is that the reality can’t be hidden from public view forever. There it is. Here is all the bankrupt venality of Tinsel Town Rebellion at twenty feet high.

There’s currently a local TV show called ‘East West 101’. Get it? No need to question, probe or research anything anymore. It’s everything you need to know about a particular, wonderfully grounding, moral and upright religion through the narrative device of a Detective. Nope, he’s not a Quaker. He’s a Muslim and his armed faith of choice is jolly old Islam. And here’s a big surprise. His opponent the bad Detective is wait for it, a white racist! A real turn up, eh? Er, no.

So you see, it’s the nasty Westerners that have caused a 1300 year old Jihad now globally fully franchised, by being nasty to dear old Muslims. So there’s no problem with Islam after all!

“Nothing to do with global terrorist bomb blasts, beheadings or any Islamist tactical motives and strategic goals of their own to see here. Move along Sir”.

Racist? They neglect to mention what race and how that ties in with the most intolerant religion on earth. Hey, just ignore the vast holes in the Quality Control and admire the inclusiveness! Funny, being a white, Western Christian, I often feel curiously excluded. Go figure.

When the Lumiere Brothers showed the first moving film of a train coming into a station, people ran screaming from the theatre because they thought it was entirely real and authentic. Not a representation, but real life as they instinctively knew and recognised it to be.

Warner Brothers et al, achieves the same effect today but in reverse. People don’t even go into the theatre, but stay away warning others via text and the Net of the latest poop from the studio back lots of the mind, with horror tales of “Run! It’s not alive!”

If only Warner Brothers had et Al.

Wuz inna name, Bub?

Support the return of Le Hammer of Toures.



Dear sports, a guy asked for some humorous Islamist Muslim names, on a Youtube post showing Robert Deniro as a clueless Government Official. Bob is reading out a list of wanted Islamist terrorists. Sadly, they were all sent in by college students... But said bereft Deniro is of course totally clueless, and reads them all out straight faced. How he did, I don't know. Now that's real acting, Bob!

Shocking, eh? Nope. So I wrote these daft names regards the joy of Islamism, in a similar vein. And satirising and ridiculing names is an entire level of the history of humour.

“Shocking and provocative words". Derek and Clive.

Er, no. But I did have to stop at some point though. I just had to, Mister! This shows what a "...terrible influence Hollywood can be".

The current fun state of our bogus MSM and our largely confused, easily duped authorities, means we are unable to declare a clear, urgent and effective war on Islamism and all its manifestations. And thus all we ordinary plebes and nobodies really have left, is the exposing weapons of humour, satire and ridicule.

"Ah, yes. the power of satire that did so much to stop the rise of Hitler..." Peter Cook.

Hey, "Islamophobia, meaning an irrational fear of Islam". Well, it's entirely irrational to not fear Islam. Islamophobia is the same as Naziphobia, an irrational fear of Nazism.

Or deathaphobia, or freakaphobia, or beheadingaphobia, or Improvised Explosive Deviceaphobia, or hijackaphobia, or Islamicbullshitaphobia, or a massive Mosque or Islamic school in your neighbourhoodaphobia etc.

The problem is not ours per se, whatever the current dhimmi and Taqiyaa style pressures and blatant Logical Fallacy. It's a problem for Islam and Muslims, I'm afraid. Ok I know, sadly they want to kill us all too.

We know rather instinctively that Islam is dangerous, don't we? There's always a latent threat with it, eh? You and I know that we can pretty much take the piss out of really every other religion ad nauseum, and nothing much to zero will ever happen as a consequence. Nothing that we can't simply ignore.

If this was not so, and it is very much so, Dave Allen would have been knocked off in his first TV season by two old ladies dropping a life size Virgin Mary on him. Peter Sellers assassination would have been called for by millions of Hindu’s after he made The Party, and Richard Gere would have been beaten to death, by enraged Buddhist monks with a rolled up rice paper scroll, for his sheer smug Hollywood posturing and appalling vanity.

Nothing coming from outside of reality, which is where it usually emanates from, will ever convince me otherwise that I'm merely mistaken, and Islam is really actually quite nice, Mohammad was a lovely fella and the Koran is a delightful bedtime snuggly buggly little read for the children. It ain't, unless the kids like true horror stories straight from the mouth of madness. And inside of reality, Islam is empirically and has always been a uniquely relentless vision of earthly Hell.

Moderate Islam? Moderate meaning "without ideology and willing to compromise?". No such thing kids. It just means you ain't a Muslim that has fully embraced Islam's beautiful message of love and peace via mayhem.

Like Rodriguez, who believed in Cold Fact, "I wonder, wonder I do", how long can a turd pie be sold as cherry? Maybe as long as the MSM can last. So won't cha' hurry up and die, mainstream media boobs?

And the “hate speech” canard. Yep, while I'm not a hater, if anything is possible to hate, Islam would be it. And almost entirely as said by Yossarian in Catch22...

Yossarian: “They’re trying to kill me!”

Psychiatrist: “They’re not trying to kill you!"

Yossarian: “Then why are they shooting at me?”

Apparently it’s now verboten to hate some things, even a mere idea like the fully armed doctrine of Islam. I’m sorry, but Islam sucks big time and I care little who knows it. So uh, deal with it I suppose.

“Islam! I’m loving it!”

Hey, if you can figure out all these names, you deserve some kind of citation, kid. I couldn't remember them all first off, and I wrote 'em. Go figure. It’s more of a laugh if you use a ruler to cover the answers and try to figure them out. It’s even more fun to not even bother coming to this shabby blog. Reading them phonetically, whilst emphasising each syllable helps. No, it does, really...

And remember what Bill Shakespeare said: "An Islamist loon by any other name would smell as shit". Er, that's Bill 'Master D' Shakespeare. Dig.



Ibin Bahmpin Mahsista.
(In my oppressive basket case we can’t meet girls normally. I believe that this has lead to me being far too close to my siblings)

Bin Hubya Ali.
(I’ve been up your alley. I think it’s the lack of any normal dating thing again)

Fahik Azza Barihk.
(The uncomprehending nature of many people in dysfunctional Islamic societies never ceases to amaze. The phrase thick as a brick does come to mind)

Daharda Zabedda.
(The harsher the social mentality and environment the better, seems to be the Islamist cultural dictum)

Douhbi Awnutt Tebi.
(To be or not to be. I guess the explosive belt means that you’re more in the negative nay-sayers group then, eh?)

Zatis Zaqush Dahun.
(That is the question. Probing questions are something we Krazy Koran Islamists avoid er, religiously)

Wahitz Anu Bahussi Kahat.
(What’s new, pussycat? Not much since the 7th Century, sport)

Mohammad Waiz Akeedi Fahidlah.
(Mohammad was a kiddie fiddler)

Hewaz Anaht.
(He was a nut)

Ahnda Rah Pahist.
(And a rapist)

Ahnda Paou Paou Fahiz.
(And a poo poo face)

Lahif Izbutt Adareem.
(Life is but the dream of a global Caliphate)

Shah Bhoum Shah Bhoum.
(We really do enjoy murdering as many people of all ages, nationalities, religions and creeds as possible with Improvised Explosive Devices)

Akeeld Madorduz Fahallah.
(I killed my daughters for Allah because of Islam’s innate hatred of females because they represent life, hope and the natural flow of things. While oppression, murder, total power, banditry and lies are Mohammad’s only real messages and examples, and all you need to know about the true face of Islam)

Awahna Skareem Karazishahit.
(I want to scream crazy shit and I do mean, all the damn time)

Zalafs Aouhnyu.
(The laughs on you and yet Islamists have zero sense of humour. Go figure)

Zaleft Haiz Khan Nektid Wahiz Islam.
(The Left has connected with Islam as not so strange bedfellows, as narcissistic nihilist fantasists and control freaks often do)

Zah Koraniz Karouhd Turghid Shahit.
(The Koran is quite unreadable in a crude and turgid sense. It’s an insane tract of violence, murder and oppression with absolutely zero to offer anyone in the free and awesomely successful West)

Aghet Madabhout Taiddibahz.
(I get mad about teddy bears. In fact I get into insane rages about most things that make life worth living. The things that offend many millions of Muslims across the world can be narrowed down to everything and nothing)

Ahmet Aman Houwazzin Zahir.
(I met a man who wasn’t there, much like the non-achievements of Islam. Or the relentless delusions and the manufacturing of enemies and conspiracy, that Islam requires for its momentum and alleged legitimacy)

Ahmet Zatman Aghen Doudai.
(I met that man again today. Hallucinatin’ like Mohammad in a cave, eh? Yep, you’re nuts!)

Awah Ishzatman Waouhd Sihd Dahouhn.
(I wish that man would sit down or I’ll keel heem!)

Akhan Saiza Fahilhm.
(I can’t see this Palestinian Childrens Television Network film of a beheading)

Zisiz Zah Faheelfa Islam.
(This is, as Christopher Hitchens has said very accurately, “the filth of Islam”)

Yubormi Shahitlas.
(You bore me shitless and that’s on a good day. Please, no prayer chants. I’ll even pay you to stop)

Mohammad Yamutha.
(Mo hammered your Mother and anything else with a heartbeat)

Barudha Khan Yuhb Sahberadahim.
(Buddy, can you spare a dime? Or a few billion petro dollars for the local Madrassa junior Jihadist madhouse?)

Hiaz Lahu Khan Attayu Kahlid.
(Here’s lookin’ at you kid and hopefully from a vast distance or a B52 loaded with pig blood)

Grabhul Baida Wazoo.
(Grab the bull by the wazoo and that’s Saturday night in Tehran)

Iziz Wahda Shavit.
(Is this where I shove it?)

Ishtah Haoub Id Khan.
(Is a stupid so and so)

Abhoubiz Sheiks Abakini.
(Yep, they do)

Ben Dawoud Inyah Azz.
(Blasphemer!)

Azooz Da Ahnimahl Howiz.
(A zoo is an animal house and the Middle East is God’s Monkey House)

Osama Bin Laden Fahdinnah.
(You’re late for dinner, Osama!)

Samah Bin Laden Furti.
(You’re late for tea!)

Osama Bin Laden Atrahk.
(Hey, we’ve been loading a truck with explosives to blow up the girls school!)

Sahma Inbahred.
(It’s now compulsory for the majority of any Loya Jigah, Saudi Council, Syrian authority, Iranian Theocracy, Local or National Mosque Leadership and so on, to be made up of perhaps misrepresentative, inbred and stunted sub-cretins who would be dangerous losers in any successful and normal society)

Rahb Mashaft Tayabhoub.
(I’ve had both your husband and your entire family executed on phony morality and spying charges)

Yahoul Iz Rhadi Fareemin.
(Is there a Proctologist in the house?)

Dis Bahoots Iz Mahid Fahwakin. Anzats Jahuz Waht Dihaldaou.
(These boots are made for walkin’, and that’s just what they’ll do)

Wahhat Izdez.
(What is this? A rocket launcher?)

Wahak Mahdou Da.
(Show me the pleasures of the Infidel girly bar before I have to return to Saudi Arabia to live with my Mother and blind crippled Uncle)

Fahill Yabhoum Wid Bif.
(I am the local Imam)

Y’Khan Taful Amezz.
(I believe that you need to either improve your personal hygiene or avoid Lebanese rape gangs)

Anahl Saheeks Iz Bhaghari.
(Anal sex with a castrated boy is the will of Allah)

Fahkin Khan.
(Hey, that Imran Khan is a wonderful fellow, isn’t he? And so intelligent and rational too. Er, no)

Naiz Babhoul Assiz.
(Nice bubble asses)

Iz Arouhni Rahk Enrahl. Bahit Alahkit Lahkit. Yussah Douh.
(It’s only Rock n’ Roll but I like it, like it, yes I do)

Allah Kahitadouh.
(I like it I do)

Wahkin Madik Ali Tahim.
(I have taken up a hobby)

Ahad Ben Zahdreen.
(I had some Jihad fuel)

Ai shahid Mabed.
(Eastern food disagrees with me)

Mashitsah Fahill Feeshahits.
(My sheets are ruined)

Fatina Yareema.
(Hey, don't tell my wife we do this. She'll think I'm gay. I'm a Jihadist after all)

Zahiba Didouh Dah.
(I feel the Koran lacks a certain light hearted and carefree touch)

Samouk Arifah.
(I don’t partake myself, but you really need some kind of medication, any kind)

Isarfid Furmiuhd. Nawidz Tahmfur Yudtusarfir Mayuhd.
(I suffered for my art, now it’s time for you to suffer for my art)

Hawizdat Furafahd.
(How is that for art?)

Izbn Ariel Drahg.
(It’s been a real drag)

Wahda Bahma.
(Oh shit, it’s another fucked in the head Islamic and alleged ‘spiritual leader’ on TV or in 'The Age', the alleged Melbourne newspaper)

Haouhdatz Atta Madouhr.
(Whose that at my door? I think it’s the Iranian Morality Police. Yippee!)

Atta Gaouhd Shahit.
(I see what you mean, brother)

Iwadin Furdamahn.
(I’m waitin’ for ‘The Man’ to arrest me for laughing)

Ibin Fahdin Sinz Cairo.
(I’ll never eat at Ali’s again)

Ali Sahma Ibin Wahkin Mapuhd.
(All Summer the surf has been foamin’ and totally tubular!)

Alliz Fahkt Hup.
(I’m a 35 year old man and I can’t relate to women on any healthy and mature level though I do enjoy beating them and joining in a nice ‘honour’ killing on a Saturday night)

Alouhf Bahbahrah Iz.
(I think I love Barbra Streisand!)

Mamouhd Izghay.
(I love what you've done with the carpets!)

Waihl Hah Lodarli.
(Well hello blow up Dolly)

Samouhk Aounda Wahta.
(Smoke on the water, a hookah in a sty)

Ahfiahl Bahrihti.
(I feel pretty, oh so pretty and shitty and gray)

Ouda Dasuez Islam.
(Out of the sewers and a cave came the monster of Islam)

Hiadah Dah Mezzuen Afihal Suez Sahidhal.
(Whenever I Hear the Mezzuen call to prayer, I feel suicidal at best)

Wahit Awahn Darfoulh Wahild.
(What a wonderful world is the Gaza Strip)

Sahim Bahadhi Stahoub Mabahk.
(Somebody stabbed me in the back in that old fashioned Arab way. And it’s makin’ a comeback!)

Ayudah Sharif Farum Atta Taouhn.
(Are you the new Omar Sharrif in town?)

Duzshaheet Onmashaouz.
(I seem to have stepped on some dog excrement)

Youza Wahn Fahkin Mamuddah.
(You want to have sexual relations with my Mother?)

Jahuz Chaheel Baruzza.
(Just chill, brother)

Yamadduz Adaouhd.
(Your Mother’s a dude)

Daouhd Wahiks Lahik Alahdi.
(Dude walks like a lady)

Alladin Mohammad.
(Mohammad is tryin' sonmethin' new!)

Ben Amouzalhim Izza Bahma.
(Being a Muslim is a bummer, dude)

Izzas Gaouhd Azit Sahims.
(Is as good as it seems and that ain't saying much)

Wazza Mahda Wahit Mohammad.
(What’s the matter with Mohammad? Fresh lice outbreak?)

Haiz Amahd Fahrihk.
(He’s a mad freak, so it's cool)

Ramzi Naouh Bin.
(Ram the knob in and I'll put some tea on)

Saladin Mashaftin Yahaz.
(Brace yourself!)

Aya Shah Zisiz Bahdah.
(Are you sure this is butter?)

Fatimstah Widah Hahdahat.
(Fat Teamster with a hardhat)

Balil Kalimdan Zarkhumstan.
(Clinton has ruined my dress)

Shah Dafahk Ahub.
(Please desist with your mindless rantings)

Yushaht Yakahik Haoul.
(You shut your cake hole)

Yuiz Amahdda Fahikir.
(We have opposing views)

Mabohdi Oudirh Iz Salamin.
(My body odour is slammin’.)

Wahitz Indabagdad.
(What’s in the bag, Dad?)

Aldiz Gahoulz Arafat.
(All these girls are fat)

Izzahr Salim Gahoulz Tafhuk.
(Is there some slim girls to fuck?)

Masalit Izza Shahvid.
(My slit is shaved)

Mahass Iz Wahaks Sid.
(My ass is waxed)

Ayiza Hama Frahdahayit.
(I am a hermaphrodite)

Samah Muslimas Sahik Pervez.
(Proportionately, Islam breeds a lot of headcases)

Mawahf Izza Babhoun.
(My wife is a baboon which makes her a little more sophisticated than me)

Makidz Afrihks.
(My kids are freaks. I think it’s the public hangings from construction cranes as family entertainment))

Islam Sahiks Lahik Amuzzah.
(Islam sucks like a Mother)

Why D-Day and the American led invasion of Europe in 1944 was wrong.

Respected Conspiracy Theorist Gnome Chumpsky, lectures in Paranoia Studies at the California College of Conspiracy Theory.




Dear sports, here's a request of the week. It's an old favourite from Friday 08 June 2007. Dig.


From our Correspondent in Berlin, Harry Limey, for December 1945.

The American and British led invasion or so called ‘liberation’ of Europe, has resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people, as well as the enormous destruction of buildings and infrastructure, while leading to a giant fiscal blowout and debt that may destabilise and weaken American and Western economies for decades, maybe even into the 1960’s, according to leading Republicans and anti-war activists.

This unprecedented criticism includes that of high profile activist and conspiracist Gnome Chumpsky, whose bestselling book, “The Pearl Harbour Lie: How FDR and the New Dealercons faked the Japanese attack on Hawaii that never happened”. In 1935, Gnome Chumpsky was a founding member of the 'California College of Conspiracy Theory', and is today one of its leading academics. Chumpsky is also one of only two Campus Lecturers to have received an Honourary Iron Cross.

“My initial aim for the College was to bring discipline, serious scholarship and formal accreditation to the many, many leading academics, politicians, activists and celebrities, as well as the millions of lay people, working in the conspiracy field today”, said Chumpsky.

“This whole war was based on lies. I myself was expecting the alleged 'surprize' attack on Pearl Harbour at any moment, even as early as 1926. There was never any evidence that Hitler was trying to develop nuclear technology for anything but peaceful and domestic use, or that he ever possessed and even wanted any so called ‘Super Weapons' of any kind. Hitler may have been an unsavoury person, but before this illegal and immoral war, Nazi Germany was a very disciplined, well organised and fully functioning country and now look at it”, stated Chumpsky.

“Who are we to impose our so called ideas of ‘Democracy’ on the German people? The President engineered the alleged 'attack' on Pearl Harbour, simply as an excuse to stop Imperial Japan from getting control of shipping routes that are used to transport oil from the Middle East to American Corporations. It was always about oil and FDR’s pals”, Gnome said.

“We know that much pressure has come from the ‘Israeli Now’ lobby with their unfounded and extreme talk of death camps and such. There is no definitive evidence for this. We just didn’t keep up the diplomatic talks with Nazi Germany, Militarist Imperial Japan or Fascist Italy for nearly long enough", continued Mr Chumpsky.

"Instead we let Roosevelt, who is the most incompetent and stupid President in our history and who can’t even walk properly, get us into this disaster. This was supported by the simplistic talk of victory or defeat by Churchill. To FDR's insane claim that we are defending our alleged 'Democracy', we can add Australia's lapdog to Roosevelt, Curtin.

Chumpsky also stated that, "There was never any evidence that Japan was in any way connected to or supportive of surprise aerial attacks. l'd like to see the proof that Japan was ever harbouring any so called 'Kamikaze' pilots. So many bigots and racists especially in the media and this awful administration, automatically equate Militarism, Emperor Worship and Shintoism, with violence and some kind of conformity. Of course some people may have twisted The Code of Bushido and its message of peace to their own ends, but they are not real Japanese, no matter how much they may look like it.

The vast majority of Japanese wanted nothing more than a life of quiet flower arranging. This government also rather successfully painted all Nazis as monsters when most are clearly no different to you and I. SS men should be just as free as anyone else to choose their own particular lifestyle. Isn’t this what tolerance and diversity are all about?” asked Chumpsky.

He continued, “It was clear how outrageously FDR’s administration is filled with the Religious Right when he spoke on the eve of the invasion for over six hours to the troops and the nation in a speech couched in references to, and with a central unwavering belief in ‘God Almighty’, Christianity and Nation.

Then there was the added and stupendous gaff when the Supreme Commander of Allied forces in Europe, Dwight D. Eisenhower, called this invasion, “A great Crusade”. Imagine how this inflamed the Nazi and Axis Street? I was ashamed to be called an American” said Chumpsky.

Only weeks before the invasion of Nazi occupied France, anti-war activists had gone to Paris, where many wearing ‘Not in my name T-shirts!’, tied themselves to the Eiffel Tower and other landmarks while chanting, “Roosevelt! War criminal and Jew killer!”

Mr Chumpsky said “The people of Germany did not invite us there and now Berlin is a bombed out wasteland full of criminals where even Allied troops find it an extremely risky area to move in at all. German society has collapsed and there is little water, almost no electricity, the roads are often impassable and the daily needs of food and shelter are barely available. Was this the great plan?

This was a criminal invasion on sovereign German states. No so called ‘liberation’ of Europe is worth such a heavy price. War is never the answer and doesn’t solve anything” he said.

Republican Senator Mr Filo Fax of California said that “The whole war from beginning to end has been played by ear, with endless failures and disasters. We expected the war to be over by Christmas and it dragged on for almost four years. Now that hostilities have allegedly ended, there is no Master Plan that I am aware of for marshalling the resources needed for the reconstruction of Europe.

The Nazi Resistance such as the Werewolves, who some so easily label as ‘Terrorists’, still continue to cause enormous damage to the reputation and legitimacy of America in the world, by their continued violence.

The Allies are seen as occupiers which limit severely any chance of gaining the hearts and minds of the German people. Where are all these so-called Super Race Nazis, the alleged stolen gold bullion, diamonds, cash and art treasures that the Government spoke so much about?

The Governments claims that all these Nazis simply disappeared and their money somehow got into Swiss banks, or that all these fugitives are now simply hiding in comfort and under protection in foreign countries such as South America, are clearly lies and quite frankly ridiculous. These are on the same level as the fabrications about so called ‘Secret Soviet Designs’ on post war Eastern Europe and are all merely a diversion from the real issues”.

In a final statement the Senator stated that, “Myself and other concerned Senators are now calling for the impeachment of the incompetent warmonger Roosevelt, even though he's been dead for almost a year”.

Attaché case of cliché.

I said er whut, me worry? Global Warming in the coming style of Kashmir, London or downtown Los Angeles etc.

Yep, it’s hard to get your kicks if you’re waitin’ around for the rather slim possibility of even a third rate Algonquin Round Table, desperate for some sparkling and invigorating Dorothy Parker and Noel Coward style conversation. Now Noel may have been quite singular, incapable and largely uninterested in the grit of real feeling as well as somewhat lacking in depth, but sometimes he was kinda witty and entertaining too.

MC: “Ladies and gentlemen, direct from England, Mr Noel Coward will now perform a delightful medley of Pink Floyd songs in his trademark manner. Mr Noel Coward!”

Noel Coward: “Ah, thankyou Johnny. I shall now give a thrilling rendition of one of my favourite tunes…uh ready boys?

Come in here, my dear boy, there’s a good chum, and do have a cigar. I do believe, oh yes I do, that you will definitely, go far. You will fly high in a bright Summer sky, you are destined to never die. They will simply, and utterly, love you. And they do call it rather provocatively, if rather rude and crude, riding the gravy train.

My advice to you is, give them a good and they don’t do it again.

Aah, money, cash and moolah, it’s a hit, a bit of a hoo ha, be a sport and don’t give me that do goody good dreary snit. I have always been in the higher infidelity market, sans romantic pain, I do believe, I need a Seaplane”.

Yes, people say the funniest things, sadly often minus any signs of laughter whatsoever.

“I guarantee that Musharraf is behind the whole Bhutto thing!”

Er, no. That depends how big either the holes or things are. Last I heard, all hideously blown up as per Islamist standard modus operandi and none with silicone. So, only Musharraf maybe wanted to awfully murder Mrs Bhutto? I'm afraid many a Muslim in Packingcrate would see any such 'Western tainted' woman more as a butt ho, as they would see any independent, strong, free or normal woman.

Er, in the ‘Monkey Madhouse of Religious Permanent Revenge and Blood Feud’ that is quite a lot of Pakistan; I think you couldn’t find that many folks who wouldn’t want to murder somebody for something at some point or support the views of those who would.

In ‘Stan, it’s a very slim peninsula that the local upper and middle class sophisticates occupy. Sophisticated in Pakistan can mean you don’t spend Saturday afternoons screaming cross eyed in the streets for the death of er, take your pick. But the same people can support some very, very peculiar attitudes.

“Deathto Tony Orlando and his house band!”

A moderate Muslim in Canada is a man who has murdered none of his daughters and has never downloaded plans for any IED’s.

“Hey Mo! What cha got in that suitcase? Is it just yo lunch or is it a sliced and diced teenager? Oh I know ya got a good excuse…who ain’t? Ah knew ya wud! She just wouldn’t be a good daughter and accept some fifty year old goat skinner goin’ all Khyber Pass on her ass, right?

Er, you are soundly mistaken on the details of your one way ticket to Paradise, Mo baby. I’m afraid you’ll be doin’ a nice eternal stopover in an eternity of damnation. Oh yes you will. Whose a naughty Islamist loon now? It’s you! A coochy-coochy coo!”

From wanting to slice a bus driver for lateness or driving over an ox, even being the competition, a creditor, not Muslim enough or even a little Christian, Hindu or not Hindu, or being a disco dancer or not a very good disco dancer, you could find millions in ‘Stan who would hate and have murderous thoughts towards er, almost anyone else. I imagine that a lot of suicides are actually people having arguments with themselves that just simply got out of hand.

“I keel me! No! I keel me! You both die, blasphemers!”

In Islam, everybody hates somebody sometime. It’s an ideal umbrella for Loon land Kingdoms worldwide of the solidly intolerant and unproductive kind. Yep, many very decent people there too of the non-throwing of acid in womens faces and head slicing Madrassa trained freak Jihadist kind, but I imagine they often have passports and air fares ready, or dream of them.

From getting randomly and gasket blowingly worked up over Infidel accountants, happy and independent girls next door, successful cheese makers, and too funky guitar players, women who wear cool Manolo Blahnik shoes, smile too much or Hell, from everything to anything to nothing.

Bhutto left the house and that’s enough for millions of Muslim Super Dorks and Dweebs sporting the latest 7th Century diaper and beard ensemble, to want her dead right there. I’d narrow the list of suspects down to anybody with a motive, meaning a large swath of the population of Pakistan. And I don’t mean she was wanted dead merely because Bhutto was so wonderful. I find that hard to swallow and I like oatmeal.

This mostly and depressing dusty BO pile has now reached an incredible and terrifying level of corrupt dysfunction and Islamist infiltration at virtually every level of society, and not like it was so wonderful and a million laughs to start with. It’s a funny thing that there is zero chance of any Leftard protest movement regards this most real of recurring nuclear stand offs between Pakistan and India. And then there’s the reality of the almost inevitable collapse of the current government to chaos and Islamists. They’re entirely the same things of course.

Nope, ninety nukes being delivered intact and ready to the vast network of Islamic apocalypse fans ‘in country’ and beyond, doesn’t seem to worry many Leftoids or relatively speaking anybody much at all. Big MSM issue? A Left cause? Nope, just that Musharraf is not very nice and is a curious kind of ally of the West.

Yes, I’m absolutely certain that it’ll be absolutely dreamy in Pakistan once Musharraf is gone. I’m moving there the minute he splits. Sean Penn and I have a nice little apartment picked out in Islamabad. Sean picked the curtains out with Oliver Stone, and they’ve filmed a “controversial” documentary on the hanging of said drapes. He’s a Tinsel Town rebel, is our Sean.

“David Hicks is a case of ideals misplaced!”

Er, David Hicks has no ideals whatsoever to place anywhere or anyhow. The ideal for Hicks was to train with murderers who would teach him how to murder as many people as possible including, children, women, men and especially Jew’s, then get paid and get away with it. Ideally.

Ideally, due to the 20 kilos of lard he gained while under 'deprivation' at Guantanamo, David Hicks will be dead soon. Sadly, it's unlikely to be ideally, in a similar fashion to the way that he and his Muslim pals had planned for us and yes, still do.

When this freak is allowed to walk among us, what does it tell you about how unseriously Western authorities take Islamic terror? About how incapable they are of seeing the Islamist threat in harsh reality? Hmmmm?

Michael Parkinson tells a guest that apparently none of the troops in Iraq want to really be there, and the classic canard of “they’re just kids”. Er, no. No kids have been allowed to serve in any Western armed forces for several hundred years, Mike old son.

And er, most troops do want to do the job they were trained for, and they’re usually patriots, hence the volunteering and joining up thing. But such thoughts are usually beyond the limited PC concepts and meagre awareness of even the most experienced media celebrities it seems, however weather worn.

On the laughable MSM er, ‘news’, the presenter announced a “town that is full of psychic’s!”

Great! Even though there is no such thing as a psychic. She didn’t say that they think or merely call themselves ‘sidekicks’. Oh no. With the usual high journalistic standards of the local MSM, it’s just assumed that it’s all so very real. And there you have in a nutshell, the total amount of Quality Control inherent in the Mainstream Media. There is NONE.

Now just extrapolate from this. If they can promote the utter fraud of psychic phenomena that has never, ever existed within any scientific method and testing, they will promote anything for revenue, status and ideology. After all, the ‘stars’ and associated bunk are huge money spinners for media sewage outlets.

All psychic and paranormal phony baloney is about one thing and one thing only. It’s defrauding the for money.

There’s never any need at all to provide documented and accountable, repeatable proof of any kind whatsoever. Just take the cash. Imagine a Dentist, a Doctor, an electrician, an architect or a mechanic behaving the same way and people being totally uncomplaining regards absolutely zero service delivery. And these utter frauds and phony's then repeatedly getting away with this bunk and big lie forever and ever…

Come in, Spinner.

“Hey that Dentist just smashed all my teeth out with a hammer and told me they’d definitely grow back ‘in the future’ sometime, but I never followed it up, yet I’m happy and that’s good enough for me. And that electrician said the wiring will work any day now. But he was right about me meeting a tall dark stranger as I can’t see anything without any power on, and yet I paid him thousands. Still, it’s a bit of harmless fun, eh?”

We all perhaps believe some bunk, but all of it and unquestioned and all of the time? The New Ager has been defined as someone who believes in anything but the facts. For the naive fool, it can seem that less than nothing is always good enough. And I should know.





Source: Mark Steyn piece.

http://newcriterion.com:81/archives/26/e.1/mah-velous-dah-ling/