Oh Ma! He's making oy vey's at me!

Two young boys hanged by Iran for being gay. My God, they're BOYS! They are only two of over 4,000 human beings hung or otherwise murdered by the Islamist freak regime of Iran, merely for being who they are. Where's the er, protest?

"Hey, when did you become anti-Arab?"

"Me? No way! I admit I was feeling a little negative toward the alleged harshness of desert ways for a while there, but I managed to overcome it by being open minded... After all, we are being lynched by Persians! Hey, here's an interesting thing. President Armachimphead is ethnically a Turk and he was helped into power by the Iranian Communist Party. Those fascistic totalitarians, really know how to swing!"




Dear sports, I received a surprise email from an old Canadian chum of ten years ago. I shall call him Roger Kaputnik. Now I really liked him a lot and probably kind of still would, mostly. But I feel I’m not really the same dope as I was a decade ago. Nope, I'm a completely new dope! While he's perhaps the swinging, happening and international Canadian kinda guy he always was. But I never understood what that may mean, until I started reading P.J O’Rourke, Mark Steyn, David Horowitz and visiting thepeoplescube and Dr Sanity etc.

Oh yes, Dissect Left too. As the great favourite of mine, Bill Cosby said, "...if you haven’t seen someone for over twelve years, don’t". And maybe he might feel the same way. Er, not Bill, but my old pally with his not so unusual views for a Treaudopian.

So once again, here’s my Fisking of the whole rather confused and logical fallacy kinda prone thang.


Roger Kaputnic:"Hey Colonel: I checked out your blog and must admit I was rather shocked by some of your statements”.

Which statements exactly? But hey, tell me about it.

Ya right. It really is shocking how dominant and default is the Return of the Return of the Son of the Son of 1960’s radical Leftist drivel. All via regurgitated Leftard Liberals and their entirely fashionable re-packaged Marxist crud and acceptable anti-Semitism.

And baby, with their natural and latest bedfellows, the crawling Islamic Jihadist. Bizarrely, such creeps can count among their curious dhimmi pals, self loathing anti-Zionist Jews. Yep. Shocking. Go figure. But what can ya do? There’s Leftardism everywhere. It’s the lifestyle choice for today!

Roger Kaputnic: “When did you become anti-Arab?”

Er, never. I never said I was anti-Arab, kid. It’s an unlikely frame of mind to be thrilled at everything about a culture. To like all is not only balls, but the meaningless nullity of a newt. The ability to discriminate is the basis of rational thought.

I guess I’m just not crazy about the beheadings, blood, screaming and pet market bombings as steps to a Global Caliphate. But hey, that’s just me. Oh, maybe lay it all out like wallpaper? Well I do try to do the detail as it were, but not every detail every time. Such an approach of covering all bases and each contingency would make the un-writable un-readable.

I thought I was merely empirical, researched, harshly factual, rational, humorous and almost passable. I write about culture, Islamism, theocratic dictatorships, and anti-Zionism etc, not tedious ideas of race, which has no scientific basis. Um, I would say if one really cares about Arabs, Muslims or Chinese etc, one should care about what honestly makes their lives suck. Like an Islamic police state such as Iran, that beats, rapes and tortures women to death for uncovering their ankles, or for playing in a band, as a matter of policy.

I won’t be indulging as quite a few Arab Muslims have for over 1300 years and counting, in absurd and phony moral equivalence excuses and blame shifting fantasy’s based on irrational Islamic Jew hatred. And so startlingly devoid of self examination and actual achievement. Of course there are many courageous Arabs who do dissent and critique their own culture, such as it is, but they are uniformally abused and ignored by the Western Left delites, or they often don’t live much past lunchtime.

P.J O’Rourke said that the two main things that make any place suck is the absence of responsible civil government and effective economic systems. The presence of these is what makes our lives not suck. That’s Capitalist Democracy, free markets and the free flow of ideas. Couldn’t hurt.

And the odd fact that proportionately, the Jews contribute more literature, science, medicine and so on than anyone and everyone else combined, as in this neato little tip of the productive iceberg. It's called So you want to boycott Israel?

The trouble with those enamoured with the miracle of multicultural faux tolerance and the posture of being so open minded that one’s brain is open to the waterlogging effects of the rain, is that one ends up believing in every culture but one’s own. Thus no other culture that has a rather stronger self belief in itself like Islam, will ever believe in you. Mark Steyn said the great thing about multiculturalism is that it absolves you from having to learn anything about another culture at all. You just feel good about it and go to the restaurants.

Roger Kaputnic: “I thought you were a free thinking and didn't fall for the hype?”

Ok. Free thinking now means only Left Liberal, anti-Zionist and pro-Islamist? Check. Er. No. I am as my blog banner reads. Oh, I get it. Islamic Jihad is not real! Riiight.

Ah, the "hype?" You mean it really was the evil Jews all along? Gotcha. So the incredible Democratic, scientific, intellectual, moral and social achievements of Israel against massive odds are a dream? Er, no. I get it. Anything good about Israel and the Jews is hype! While every Islamic madhouse is pretty er, cool and ok by default. Check. Noted.

Where is this er, pro-Israel “hype” coming from exactly? It sure ain't very effective, izzit? From a Left dominated media, academia or the entertainment industry I suppose? How and where exactly? Hey, and I’m such a passive dupe, I fell for it! I doubt it, being as my Mother used to say of me in her working class English way, “E’s sharp enough! 'E’s all there with 'is lemon drops!” But let’s not be bitter.


Roger Kaputnic: “If you are pro-Israel you should read this:”

Hey, I read as much as I could stand. Yeech. Not really a withering counterpoint to the vast Himalaya of facts regards Islamism, is it?

I believe that if one is a decent human being, one is naturally pro-Israel and the Jewish people. So yep, I'm so pro-Israel, it hurts! Oh, so maybe being an anti-Zionist, meaning a Jew hater and Nazi is perhaps merely another, but just as equally valid viewpoint? No.

Here’s a nice little piece of I'm sorry, self loathing logical fallacy bunk from the rather bog standard link you sent me. Ah, it says so much in convoluted, inverted and polarised neo-Left speak, that I may have to get out my Polaroid, take a picture and have it framed.

“Do you like Hamas?” Avnery’s Weekly.

Hey, who doesn’t?!

“Not at all. I have very strong secular convictions. I oppose any ideology that mixes politics with religion, whether Jewish, Muslim or Christian, in Israel, the Arab world or America”. Avnery's Weekly.

How about Taoism? The Anu people? Laplanders? You are an excellent moral equivalence dhimmi Comrade! You have shown that for many a vacuum dwelling boob, there is no difference between totalitarian Jihadism and the Anglicans!

The Truedepian Revolution of Canada salutes you!

Ah, “secular convictions”. I'm reminded of the kind of mind that is convinced of nothing real or good, but believes absolutely in it’s own moral vanity driven conceits that interestingly, mean nothing. Nothing deeper than always siding with evil over good, right over wrong and lies over facts. Funny how the alleged secularism is put on hold for Islamist loons...

Here's a Youtube featuring the great Evan Sayet on "How [Left] Liberals Think". Via the Heritage Foundation.

So let me get this straight. You are kinda saying something like er, “I like Hamas?! Hamas? You kidding me?! No way, man! Absolutely not! No, Never. Not a chance. Nope. Yes". Check.

“That does not prevent me from speaking with Hamas people, as I have spoken with other people with whom I don't agree”. Avnery’s Weekly.

I bet it doesn't. Big 'effing surprise. So it’s just a point of view then? It always is in moral relativity land. Unless it’s the Jews right? They’re always judged rather harsh and relentlessly though, eh?

“It has not prevented me from being a guest at their homes, to exchange views with them and to try to understand them”. Avnery’s Weekly.

Ah, “understand” them. I can dig it, baby. Which part of "...we are going to kill all Jews and wipe Israel from the map” don’t you understand? Yep, understanding is a wonderful hobby for those who understand nothing and like it that way.

“Some of them I liked, some I did not”. Avnery’s Weekly.

So it's with strict conditions, eh?! I gotta like 'em! Er, which one's? So you liked the bomb makers but not the pedophiles? Yes, not all Islamic rapists, child killers and beyond belief depravity fanatics are easy to warm to at first. But keep on trying. Every Leftard and proxy Jihadist gets there eventually.

Back to Roger Kaputnik:“I just got back from the Middle East. Iranian people are the friendliest people I have ever met in my life”.

Of course, I’m sure they are. Especially seeing how half the population is secular or non-Muslim, or non-fundamental, most are under twenty-five years old or close, they dig Western freedom, music and fashion and most hate their hideous freak Islamist authorities. I never said otherwise.

It’s just the Iranian mass killers who hang retarded thirteen year old girls and over 4,000 gay people from construction cranes, when they’re not whipping into women, children and men in the streets, that I don’t want to be pals with. Sure, I’d be happy to shoot such vicious bullies and killers like the mad dogs they are, but that’s for another fun filled day, when the many beautiful people of Iran are truly free.

Again, good luck if you're perhaps into the absurd "Bush is Hitler!", "Fascist is Zionist!" thang, and any other by the numbers, fake blah-blah, woof-woof Pavlovian Marxist boredom. Why, I cannot imagine. And don't worry, I won't "believe the hype". But you obviously do.

MSM content is mostly bunk and the form is under par.

Editor of the Age, Andrew Jaspin works through the night, compiling lists of people who are class traitors to the supremacy of the glorious peoples newspaper!

Walid Shoebat. “I never watch or read any of the mainstream media”. Nope, Mr Shoebat moves online and via literary journalism, specialist publications, as well as having lived it all and knowing a lot of rather strategic people. Can't hurt. Walid is an ex-PLO terrorist and now an anti-Islamist Christian, who travels the world with two similar guys speaking on the harsh truth of global Islamic Jihadism and macrame.

For Walid, the pathetically PC and dhimmied Western media are almost by default, profoundly wrong in reporting on the Middle East, Jihadist loons, or any serious threats to Israeli and the free West. Shoebat compares the facts of the world that he knows intimately, with the almost uniform and absolute unreality of the MSM as if they are reporting from another dimension. Which they are.

"If the editors, photographers, cartoonists, reporters and analysts who shape the reports delivered into the conventional news channels were obliged to face critical analysis, had to justify their frequently agenda-driven spinning, had to give an accounting for their prejudicial distortions and lies, then most of the venom directed at Israel and Israelis wouldn't be there." TheblankpagesoftheAge.
Via thisongoingwar.

A vast world and its events are reduced via a selective squeezed conceit. Essentially a morally vain one. The old Age will maintain at all costs it seems, their ridiculous Left credentialed view of themselves. They really believe it. No, really.

Dig, the MSM love to say their er, business, is informing the public. Nope, it’s more about not informing the public and using manipulation, lies, their own cowardice, ideology and influence peddling. If the media was about informing the public, the MSM would firstly promote the analytical skills necessary, eh?

Yep, there'd be a few solid and ongoing weeks of explaining how the artifice and phony construct of media and alleged news works. They’d first have to admit that it’s been mostly been bunk to make money and stroke ya pet ideology.

“Hey, folks. Absorb the crap we churn out, and ya mind'll be so taken over by our fake take on reality, you’ll be almost incapable of accepting the empirical truth of anything. You can imagine making laughable choices, developing faux rebel tastes and even contributing. Good luck!” Anton Jasper. [Any similiarity to the name of the editor of the Age, is purely coincidental.]

The MSM is uswful as a utilitarian classified and a rough source of an often surprisingly poor standard of information on almost every subject. The MSM is like a University exam, where they sit the exam, but you as the subject, never really find out where they were wrong, because it's rarely ever follow up with corrections or any depth of analysis. Trying to learn anything about the world from the MSM is like trying to learn about a city from an express train. At best, you often get unsatisfying pointers, beyond a journos limited ability and the control freak stupidity of the editorial staff, however professional that stupidity may be.

There is not one subject I can recall researching, where I didn’t find the MSM profoundly lacking to grossly incompetent and right up to plain liars.

Now the Age er, newspaper has...

"Please! put down that vase!"

As I was saying, the Age has on its masthead, oh, this is a killer, er, “Australia’s Independent Newspaper!” Independent of what they neglect to say.

How does a major publication of the giant Fairfax Corporation resemble anything ah, independent? Hey, maybe they’re rad, underground and out there, man! You never know what crazy thing they’ll publish next! Gee, one day it’s a tired old Leftard bore and mediocrity by the numbers, next minute, it’s a freakish Islamist apologist like Amin Saikal or Waleed Aly, and then just like that, they throw up another dozen Leftard Jew haters! What a surprise fest!

Next moment it might be an old ABC PC drone! Who knows? Wow! Gues what gang?! Michael Leunig has done another self loathing Jew style anti-Israel, anti-Semitic and anti-US cartoon! What a turn up for the books! Oh, look, Geaorge Bush is drawn as an evil cowboy! Look, a duck! What an incredibly innovative talent! Almost as delightful as Bruce Petty!

Why does hilariously neurotic old Mike look like an alchoholic housewife awoken at 3:AM dressed in wino casual? Go figure.

It can verily be said of The Age et al, that they are truly only limited by their imagination.

Gosh, I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that Australia is so far away and lacking any real media competition? Could be. Hey, there are good things in there such as a neato piece of art deco I just read. Sadly, this kinda thing is as per usual, because the good doesn't usually rise above the genre of specialties and lifestyle. Anything serious and important in the world often has a striking similarity to a well edited student paper, but without the endearing spunk.

The Age has been on a trajectory of chronic Leftardism, envirofascism, radical, pro-Islamist apologia and general baloney for years. Like a moving object in the vacuum of space, there is entirely no reason this will slow or change course. In fact, the boosters are on.

Thus virtual whole editions of pro-'Earth Hour' drivel, while over 240 Age journos allegedly signed a letter of complaint regards how they were forced to write only in pro bullshit. Hey, that's journalistic ethics right there. Thus absurd exposes on things that have not happened like the icecaps melting and little to nothing on the mass murder of North Koreans and Cubans, the fraud and wilful lies of Al Gore, or the hideous cult of a narcissistic sadist like Che the child killer. In fact, little to nothing on the almost invariably hideously bogus heroes of the Left at all.

And then there is the cutting expose of the UN by SBS and the ABC. Er, no.

"So, nothing on the true goals, methods, history and core genocidal beliefs of Marxist environmentalism and the similar encroachment of global Islamism for me. And the wife will have the fish".

That’s why the same press could report enormously and almost gleefully on the murder of over of over a hundred and thirty people by US troops at Mai Lay, but not the murder of 2,500 Catholics by Communist Viet Cong during the siege of the Citadel in Hue. Because one fits their paradigm and bias and one doesn’t. It’s why everyone followed Walter Cronkite’s line on the Tet Offensive being a massive rout for the South Vietnamese and US troops, when it was the opposite. The South and US fought back courageously and utterly destroyed the Viet Cong.

It’s why the most famous picture of the Vietnam war of the Saigon Police Chief shooting a captured Viet Cong has no back story. It didn’t fit and the average hack, thousands of ‘em in Saigon at the time, just go to the same file drawer as the last guy.

The bastard he shot had within hours, gone into the home of one of his officers, and stabbed to death his wife, children and the officer concerned in their kitchen. I woulda shot him. That photo has been used countless times, and apart from hip war photographer Tim Page and Vietnamese reporter, no one ever thinks to go any deeper than said file drawer. This is your MSM in action. It’s why they report so many lies of Islamist propaganda like the monstrous Al Dura Pallywood fraud as fact. And when it’s thoroughly exposed, er, bad luck, we ain’t gonna really follow it up.

Thus there must be a Conservative conspiracy when JFK is murdered by a Commie creep who went to Russia for more than the larfs. And there must be a conspiracy when Robert Kennedy is murdered by a Muslim. But there’s no hint of a conspiracy by any MSM scribbler when a boneheaded redneck murders Martin Luther King. Cos you know, that fits nicely into the Leftard dystopia.

It’s why Jimmy farter Carter is reported as an alleged peace maker, when he has done no such thing. But no reporting of the millions of dollars he has received from the Saudi’s for his rotten and ample efforts in their combined war against the Jews and Israel. And indeed, little serious reporting on Israel at all, I say. And I’ve seen no serious examination of the terrifying truth of Mohammad, Islam and the Koran, but plenty on how terrific a guy the feudal Marxist and desk calendar spouter, the Dalai Lama is. And every celebrity usually gets free reign in their half baked and undergrad clichés, as long as they're of the as per usual limousine Leftoid kind.

It’s why so many journos sneer in boring unison with comfortable cynicism at George Bush’s empirically correct assessment of Iran, North Korea and Iraq as being a true axis of evil.

The first two clearly are, and the latter was. In fact there are dozens of such inhuman triangles in the world. Just replace Iraq with Syria et al. Think of the disconnect from not only the easily researched reality of such rotten nightmares, but the separation of the average MSM creep from most ordinary people. Think about it.

If such crap piles that murder millions of their own people as a matter of relentless policy are not evil, then what would be evil if at all, to such faux worldly boobs? Oh, America and Israel. Check. Gotcha.

It’s why Castro’s brother is not reported as the sadistic monster he is, or how Cuba really is. Or North Korea, or Iran beyond enough to just get by. Thus a series of top five New York best sellers get almost zero mention, because they debunk Left Liberalism and its many frauds, crimes, utter failures and conceits.

Such as Mark Steyn’s America Alone, WWlV by Norman Podhoretz and zero mention of the large selling and very popular and controversial [Left] Liberal Fascism by Jonah Goldberg. And why wouldn’t ‘The Real Che: And idiots who idolise him’ by Humberto Fontova, wouldn’t trigger some kind of revision of one of the major planks and shibboleths of Leftist Socialism. I mean, why is anyone still promoting neo-versions of this crap unchallenged?

Like Obama the Manchurian Candidate.

A vastly successful world is ignored, because it’s not totally accepting of the whole package of Leftist ideology, much like the voice of pro-Zionist, pro-Jewish Jews are mostly ignored, sidelined and attacked. Nope, our MSM prefer Islamists, self loathing Jews and Leftard fellow travellers. Our MSM gives equal or more weight to theocratic totalitarian terrorists than to the successful democracy of Israel.

The Western MSM publishes a vast smorgasboard of hate and lies aimed exclusively at Israel and the Jewish people, but usually within the currently accepted level of idiot anti-Semitism.

There's nothing more subjective than objective journalism. If one examines it, there are really often few to zero journalistic standards in much of our press and broadcasters. No, really.

Pro-Zionists mostly just don’t exist beyond anomaly. When forced to notice any unpalatable truth, our media to a virtual hack, will drop to the level of a juvenile Koskid hyperbole screecher, drowning in idiot cliché’s of “Racist!”, “Fascist!” ad nauseum, even their own at any deviation. Our media is for the most part logical fallacy afflicted.

Thus over 3,000 Camden protesters are called en masse, without evidence, without names, “Racist!” for not wanting an Islamist school in there area. This reported as serious analysis by the same people who would never live in an area that would ever get an Islamic anything, such as the affluent and urban. So the Age reports a Maoist success in Nepal as a good thing. Of course, Maoism is not a good thing for say the city suburbs of Melbourne like Brunswick or Glen Iris where a reporter may choose to live. And they do.

And a Hamas killer is a “spokesman”. These people have no values as their values. All such beliefs are entirely fashionable and for sale.

But changing all this would not only be problematic for the ugly and phony house of cards built by our media empires of which there are about two or three, it would also be bad for business. Now imagine how enabling this long term fraud on empirical and evidential reality means. It can only mean that the public are addled and deluded and that mountains of evil can find a predictable and reactionary home in said printed and broadcast drivel.

In fact, they are the very promoters and propagandists of many big lies repeated enough to be accepted by perhaps the majority. Ah, the handy tools of handy moral equivalence, logical fallacy, manipulation and general venality via a controlled market.

It’s hard to know how damaging decades of such narrowing has been to the public mind. But then, one can merely look around.

It’s amazing how much of the local MSM subjects fall into the narrow paradigms of a kind of neo student union meeting for the middle aged, comfortable and unchallenged.

Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed.

Mo on the couch, fully restrained. Part 1.

Dr Lazlo: "So Mr Prophet, how long have you hated everyones Mother?"



"I have seen that the majority of the dwellers of Hell-Fire were women...[because] they are ungrateful to their husbands and they are deficient in intelligence". The er, Prophet, Mohammad. Sahih Bukhari V 2, B 24, N 541.


[Part 1: The following is from the incredible Faith Freedom Org, an apostate ex-Muslim site. The level of insight and information is kinda startling. These are just a few important sections that er, caught my attention. The main man who presents an overwhelming and seriously scholarly analysis regards Islam, Mohammad and the Koran etc, is Ali Sina.

While English is not Ali's first language, this has made so it seems, little difference. It's a vast triumph of profoundly researched, far reaching, deep and imperical fact. Thus almost eleven million visitors. You will I believe, need months to get through a much of it.

Faith Freedom is not the only great site of course, but it is one of the greats on this subject and related. Jihad Watch Org, the Religion of Peace com, Prophet of Doom, Zombietime com, the Peoples Cube com, Brussels Journal and Bruce Bawer come to mind, among many others. [Some photos embedded in the original text were not transferred from the site.]

Of course, some will say the curious and absurd pseudo ad hominem that well, they’re not real Muslims, thus apparently discounting the verifiable facts. Well, he is and they are Muslims. So I get confused, confused I do. Real Muslims and especially ex-Muslims, are either ex because they are indeed capable of rational and empirical analysis or not? Perusing Faith Freedom, plenty obviously are.

And just as Christians have criticised the sometimes appalling behaviour of our own Churches. Today, Christians are not oppressed or murdered for this last time I checked. In fact today, the more weird, perverse and meaningless, the more the kudos you might just get. Sadly, this freedom of speech and belief or disbelief, does not usually apply to the many courageous Muslim and ex-Muslim critics of Islam. The difference is that the message of Jesus is good, light, love and life. The true message of Mohammad is evil, dark, hate and death. A flawed Church may be reformed, while a bad ideology cannot.

One of more hopeful parts in the largely appalling saga of Islamism and Mohammad, is the hope by Faith Freedoms ex-Muslims, that more will leave Islam after learning the shocking facts of its founder, history and doctrine. Many millions already have and do leave, and not just by being slaughtered by other Muslims merely for leaving their own faith, or via explosives. This still seems a limited scenario as far as it goes.

I still favour the combination time machine and deep space vehicle I'm building in the garage.

Also via Faith Freedom, here's a great piece from Healthy Place, on the cheery personality type of Mohammad, which was largely that of the monstrous narcissist. Sure, there were Messianic delusions too, so it wasn’t all bad. As Ali Sina makes clear, how does one insult a man who has been dead for 1300 years?]



From Faith Freedom Org.

Ali Sina: “Apart from the fact that I am a very ordinary guy and there is nothing amazing about me, I think truth is not revolutionary at all. Truth is just stating the obvious. The fact that you and most other people find this site truthful is because it states the obvious. There is nothing revolutionary in saying sun is bright, water is wet, fire is hot, ice is cold, etc.

Then why the truth about Islam sounds so revolutionary? It is because we have been fed with lies. Those of us who are born Muslims are fed with lies from day one and the rest are told the truth that may hurt the sensitivity of others must not be told. Since Muslims have petal like delicate skins, they scream and will not hesitate to kill you if you hurt their sensitivity, no one tells the truth and this lie has been perpetuated to such an extent that now stating the obvious sounds like a revolutionary act.

Most concepts that today sound truisms, were once deemed to be revolutionary and even heretical. Today, we all know for a fact that the Earth is round and it is going around the Sun, that sky is not a dome and at least the majority of us know that the world was not created 6,000 years ago. Yet all these truisms were once revolutionary and heretical claims.

They sounded revolutionary because of the predominance of lies. Once the truth is given a chance, it will always destroy the lies, just as the light of the dawn destroys the darkness of the night. Now that we have the freedom to speak, the days of Islam are numbered. Islam cannot stand the truth. It will melt like ice under the heat of the sun. The hotter it is, the faster the ice will melt. This site is hot. Very hot!

Many good intentioned people advise me to tone down. What does that mean? Do they want me to tell only half the truth lest saying it all may be shocking? I leave that advice to others. I tell all the truth, naked and unaltered. Is it ugly? Is it shocking? Well, that is the truth. If it is hard to swallow, take it one bite at a time.


Understanding Mohammad.

Ali Sina: “Since September 11, 2001, there have been over 11,000 terrorist attacks, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of civilians and a lot more injuries, throughout the world. The perpetrators of these attacks were not monsters; they were Muslims. They were pious people who believed and acted in accordance with their faith. There are millions more who think like them and are ready to do the same.

If you think Islamic terrorism is a new phenomenon, think again. Islam owes its success to terrorism. The prophet of Islam boasted, “I have been made victorious with terror". [Bukhari: 4.52. 220] Since the day Muhammad set foot in Medina, he started his campaign of terror. His followers have been doing the same ever since.

Muslims are intolerant, supremacist, bullies, and violent. They are highly inflammable and can explode if they are not treated preferentially and with respect. At the same time, they abuse others and violate the rights of people of other faiths. This is psychopathology.

To understand Muslims, one must understand their prophet. Muslims worship and emulate Muhammad. Islam is Muhammadanism. Only by understanding him can one know what makes them tick.

Understanding Muhammad is a psychobiography of Allah’s Prophet. It seeks to unveil the mystery of that man. Historians tell us Muhammad used to withdraw to a cave, spending days wrapped in his thoughts. He heard bells ringing and had ghostly visions. He thought he was demon possessed, until his wife reassured him he had become a prophet.

Convinced of his status, he was intolerant of those who rejected him, assassinated those who criticized him, raided, looted, and massacred entire populations. He reduced thousands to slavery, raped, and allowed his men to rape female captives. All of this, he did with a clear conscience and a sense of entitlement.

He was magnanimous toward those who admired him, but vengeful toward those who did not. He believed he was the most perfect human creation and the universe's raison d'être. Muhammad was no ordinary man. He was a narcissist.

Understanding Muhammad, ventures beyond the stories. Focusing on the "why" rather than the "what," it unravels the mystique of one of the most enigmatic and influential men in history.

Muhammad believed in his own cause. He was so certain of the reality of his hallucinations that he expected everyone to believe too. He would make his Allah indignantly ask “What! Do you then dispute with him [Muhammad] as to what he saw?” (Q.53:12) This is psychopathology. Why should others believe in what he saw? Wasn't it up to him to prove what he saw was real? Only a narcissist expects others to believe in his claims without asking for evidence.

Muhammad was an orphan. Spurned by his mother in his infancy and left in the care of a Bedouin couple, he had a loveless childhood. He then passed to the care of his grandfather and uncle who took pity on him and spoiled him. Not receiving love at a time he needed unconditional love and not receiving discipline when he needed to learn about boundaries, he developed narcissistic personality disorder, a trait that made him a megalomaniac bereft of conscience.

He fantasized about unlimited power, expected praise and admiration, believed he was special, and expected others to believe him and go along with his ideas and plans. He took advantage of others, was jealous, yet believed others were jealous of him, and was extremely hurt when rejected, even killing those who deserted him. He lied and deceived, feeling entitled and justified in doing so. All these are traits of narcissistic personality disorder.

Thanks to another mental illness, temporal lobe epilepsy, the prophet of Islam had vivid hallucinations he interpreted as mystical and divine intimations. When he claimed he heard voices, saw angels and other ghostly entities, he was not lying. His problem was that he could not distinguish reality from fantasy.
He also suffered from obsessive compulsive disorder, causing his fixations on numbers, rituals and stringent rules. This explains why he lived such an austere life and why his religion is filled with so many absurd rules.

In the later years of his life Muhammad was affected by acromegaly, a disease caused by excessive production of a growth hormone, resulting in large bones, cold and fleshy hands and feet and coarse facial features such as enlarged lips, nose and tongue. Acromegaly occurs after the age of 40 and usually kills the patient in his early 60s. It causes impotence, while it increases libido.

This explains Muhammad's sexual vagaries in his old age and why in the later years of his life he had such an insatiable craving for sex. He would visit all his 9 wives in one night to touch and fondle them, without being satisfied.

His impotence explains his insecurity, paranoia, and intense jealousy of his young wives. He ordered them to cover themselves, lest other men would cast a lusting eye on them. Today, half a billion Muslim women veil themselves, because Muhammad was impotent. Muhammad's illnesses explain a lot of mysteries of Islam.

The combination of all these psychological disorders and his unusual physiognomy made Muhammad a phenomenon that set him apart from ordinary people. His uneducated followers interpreted his differences as signs of his prophethood. Like devotees of all cults, they rose to champion his cause with dedication. By defying death and butchering others they made Islam the world's second largest religion, now the biggest threat to world peace and the survival of human civilization.

Why is it important to know Muhammad? Because over a billion people try to be like him and do as he did. Consequently, the insanity of one man is bequeathed to all his followers. It is by understanding him that we can see through them, and be able to predict these unpredictable people.

We live in a dangerous time. When a fifth of humanity worships a psychopath, eulogizes suicide bombing and thinks killing and martyrdom are ultimate acts of piety, the world becomes a dangerous place. When these people acquire the atomic bomb, the earth becomes a powder keg.

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Islam is incompatible with democracy. It is a warring creed that uses democracy to destroy it and to establish itself as a world wide dictatorship. The only way to avert the clash between this barbarity and civilization, a world disaster, is to expose the fallacy of Islam and demystify it. Muslims must be weaned from Islam for humanity to live in peace.

Understanding Muhammad is imperative for both Muslims and non-Muslims. This book makes that task easy.

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Mo the Knife.

Mohammad, you’re so fine.
You’re so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Dhimmi. Hey Dhimmi!



Maybe it’s because I’m an Islamist. [Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner.]

Maybe it's because I'm an Islamist,
That I love London so.
Maybe it's because I'm a terrorist.
That I think of Mo whenever I blow.

I get an angry feeling inside of me,
When jumping up and down.
Maybe it's because I'm a Muslim,
That I bomb London Town.


Jihad Boy. [Georgie Girl.]

Hey there! Jihad boy,
Swinging down the street a total freak.
Nobody you meet could ever see,
The explosives there, inside you.

Hey there! Jihad Boy,
Why do all you boys just hate women?
Could it be you just a perv, or is it the rags you wear?

You're always widow shopping but never stopping to build.
Unsheathe those old box cutters and fly, a little bit.

Hey there! Jihad boy,
There's another Muslim creep inside.
Bring out all the hate you hide and oh,
What a change there'll be,
The world will see, the true Jihad boy.

Hey there! Jihad boy,
Dreaming of the virgins you believe.
Death is a reality, you can always blow away.
Don't be so scared of changing and rearranging yourself.
Its time for blowing up all of yourself, to little bits.


Well Halal Dhimmi. [Well Hello Dolly.]

I said Halal, dhimmi. Well, Halal, dhimmi.
It’s so sad to have you back where you went wrong.
You’re lookin’ Hell, dhimmi. I can tell, dhimmi.

Bombs still blowin’, you’re denyin’, we’re still goin’ down.
I feel that room swayin’, while the Imam's prayin’,
One of their old favourite Hadiths from way back when.
So, take their crap, fellas. Find you an empty sack, fellas.
Dhimmi you’ll blow away again.

So golly, gee, fellas. Find an empty train, fellas.
Dhimmi you ought to learn today, a dhimmi’s sure to die someday,
Dhimmi we’ll never come this way again.


What a Waleed full World. [What a wonderful world.]

I hear deception, what liars do,
I see them doom, both me and you.
And l think to myself, what a Waleed full world.

I see lies are true, and black is white,
The white cursed all day,
The dumb scared to fight.
And l think to myself, what a Waleed full world.

The canards of the phoney, so pretty in the lie.
Are also on the faces of people going by.
I see friends shakin' heads, sayin' "What do we do?
They're really saying, they fooled you!"

I hear students cryin', I watch them grow,
They'll learn nothing, that I really know.
And I think to myself, what a Waleed full world.
Yes, I think to myself, what a Waleed full world.


Mo the Knife. [Mack the knife. The Sinatra version]

Oh, the sheik had, shitty teeth dear,
And beheaded, Pearl all right.
Just a jack knife, for Jihad dear,
And he keeps it, way out of sight.

When Islam bites, with its teeth, dear,
Scarlet billows, begin to spread.
Fancy words though, has Mohammad,
So there’s never, never the truth that’s read.

On the sidewalk, on Sunday morning,
Lies a body, oozin’ life.
Someone’s sneaking, round the corner,
Could that someone, be Mo the knife?

From a car bomb, an intersection going slow,
An IED is blowing downtown.
You know that bomb blast, is for Islam dear,
You can make a large bet, Mo is back in town.

Their man Zarqawi, he's split the scene, babe,
After making mountains of dead, with Saudi cash.
Now Osama, spends like an Arab,
Do you suppose our boy, he caught some kind of rash?

Old Saddam, O bin Laden, Old Sheik Yassin.
Did this song nice, lady Yasser too.
They all sang it, with so much feeling,
That old dead eyes, he aint gonna add nothing new.

But with the Saudi, Kingdom behind them,
Lying hard, CAIR, they know they can’t lose.
When I tell you, all about Mo the knife babe,
Its an offer, you can never refuse.

We got dhimmitude, media playing that piano,
And the great big lie, bringing up the rear.
All the Left cats, in this band now,
They make the greatest sounds, you’re ever gonna hear.

Oh so its tawdry, phony bastards, can’t teach ‘em, old Mohammad got around.

Hey the line forms, on the Left dear,
Now Mohammads back in town.
You’d better lock your doors, they changed the law,
Because Mohammads back in town.


"A Basketball Jones is when you think of basketball so much, you are like a basketball!" Cheech and Chong.

Like a Killing Jones. [Like a Rolling Stone.]

Once upon a time you dressed so fine.
You blew five bombs a time with the prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware Mo, you're bound to fall"
You thought that Mossad’s hittin' you.

You used to laugh about,
Everybody that was hangin' out.
Now the bang sounds so loud,
Now you do seem so proud,
About having to be scraping up the human meal.

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To kill with just a phone,
Like a complete unknown,
Like a killing Jones?

You've gone to the Islamic school all right, Mr Lonely,
But you know you only used to hate Jews in it.
And Hezbollah has really taught you how to flatten the street,
And now we find out we're just gonna have to get used to it.

You said you'd never compromise,
With the West and man, but now you realize,
The press are selling all your alibis,
As they stare into the vacuum of your eyes,
And ask you, do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be on your way,
With a direction home,
Like a complete unknown,
Like a killing Jones?

You always turn around to see dumb frowns on the media and the clowns,
When they all come down and do tricks for you.
You always understood that it sure is good,
You can let all the dhimmies make up bullshit for you.

You always lie on the tv show like a diplomat,
You go right over the head of a BBC prat.
Ain't it nice when you discover that,
He really was just where it's at,
After you took from him everything you could steal.

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be on your own,
With no direction home,
Like a complete unknown,
Like a killing Jones?

Prince Abdullah’s steeple, and all the pretty people,
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made.
Emirates have all kinds of precious gifts and things,
But we'd better stop taking it in the ass, we better deport ‘em babe.

You used to be so abused,
At the madrassa in rags and the language that he used.
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse.
When you got Islam, you got nothing to lose.
You're so visible now, you got nuke secrets to conceal.

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be on your own,
With no direction home,
Like a complete unknown,
Like a killing Jones?

All the fun of the fair.

The beast of totalitarianism and fascism has many faces, but entirely the same goals: the death of the free individual. Dig the rather startling predate of envirofreakism.





“Well, show me the way,
To the next whiskey bar.
Oh, don't ask why,
Oh, don't ask why”.
Alabama Song. The Doors. Brecht and Weil.

Sports, these days I change day by day and it is as the great Bruce Lee said, a process of stripping down, of peeling away the layers to find the essential and perfect truth. Beware of those who believe there is no truth. To such nihilist and relative freaks, your life or death is all the same to them. Though interestingly, they prefer the latter.

Ah, I love to have a deeply researched and profound empirical understanding of a topic so I er, kinda know most if not all of it, and can turn it inside out and use it, like a sharpened tool. And now I use virtually none of that really, when faced with an opponent. I go back to absolute basics, beautiful in their simplicity. I ignore or act.

Lee used to work heavily on very basic moves relentlessly until they deflected and cut through anything and in any situation. I like that. Another lecture, and this time the wonderful and newly discovered for me, Michael Burd. Mike talked about anti-Semitic, anti-Israel, anti-Zionist Leftard Jews, Islamists, media, academics and the rest of them.

And yes, the facts regarding the freaks aimed against the great Jewish state and the Jewish people are shocking, beyond belief and numerous. They also make me damn angry.

Of course, being a little cramped and energetic kinda guy, I sometimes say er, a little too much on first meetings and maybe blow it. Though Mike seemed hip and liked my shabby blog. He’s a snappy dresser, in that urban Jonny Cash smart casual way. I dig this because I often favour the hipster via ranch hand style. He was great and as usual, there was little time to discuss anything much. There were a few er, hostile natives in the veldt of the auditorium too, which can distract one.

Anyhow, as clearly shown by Mike, much of our MSM, the ABC, the freakish anti-semitic, Leftard and pro-Islamist, neo-Socialist fraud that is the Age newspaper, academia and celebrity ad nauseum, are stuffed to the gunnels with an irrational hate drenched, anti-Zionist parade of untouchable poo poo faces. And as stated, many are not just Islamist Muslims in positions of Saudi funded influence in Australia and the usual Leftoids, but a bizzaro cavalcade of anti-Israel and self loathing Jews. Go figure.

In fact, the figure they represent as a proportion of the Jewish diaspora is miniscule, something like 0.0001%! But they have a massive voice and influence.

But here’s my bag, baby. As a few people made their bogus and feeble non-points a la hackneyed...

“She was a lovely bird! She was from East Hackneyed!”

Young semi-Left student. Cliché No. B7/A29D: “While I agree with some of your factual statements straight from the mouths and acts of PC Left Liberal anti-Semite Islamist retards and loons, I don’t agree with some of your other utterly factual and evidential statements. And what about 'balance' and hearing both sides blah, blah, woof, woof and snurgle?” Or some crap like that.

“Show me the way,
To the next whiskey bar,
Oh, don't ask why,
Oh, don't ask why”.
Alabama Song. The Doors. Brecht and Weil.

Er, let me answer a little, hmmm? The logical fallacy and false argument that there are always two legitimate sides is a total tank of crap. It’s balls. It’s bullshit. What’s more, I ain’t interested in hearing from either the Islamist or Leftard side except as raw material for ridicule, and a reason to move to America where they amazingly still have freedom of speech and the right to bare arms, guaranteed by the First and Second Amendments of the Constitution of the United States of America.

“Oh, come on. Let’s be reasonable! Please, a warm round of moral equivalent applause for Mr Goebbels! He’s going to give his side of Auschwitz!”

“Oh, moon of Alabama,
We now must say goodbye.
We've lost our good old mama,
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why”.
Alabama Song. The Doors. Brecht and Weil.

I don’t need to hear any Leftard cliché from 1 to a 1000. I don’t need to hear Islamist trope 1 to 10,000. Nope, I've heard ‘em all ad nauseum.

Some stinking Sheik was invited to lecture to children here and he tells the kids and I kid you not, that "the Jews are poisoning the bananas!". As per standard illogical paranoid conspiracy proneIslamist garbage.

And he was invited back! And oh dear, the oddly naive and pathetically nice Major Cosgrove, invited the King of Muslim Gardens and purveyor of smooth Islamist baloney, Walid Ali, to the phony posturing of the 2020 Summit...

To talk at the Global Terrorism Research Centre! Ah, the list of venality and dumbness is endless, sports.

So, I ain’t your reasonable and easily ruffled pal you may be lookin' for. It ain't me, babe. I know a friend from an enemy. I’m basically a little right of Frank Sinatra and like Frank, I have a short temper when faced with lies and evil. Now I didn’t used to be like that. No, not at all. I was a sap. I was a typical inner-city Left boob, always trying to deal with people on a tedious one on one basis.

“Gee, really? Maybe you have a point there. Charles Manson was it? Great. A party you say?”

Not any more. I tend now to be sharp but flexible like bamboo, and I often snap back when pushed. Long ago, I was more like cooked spaghetti!

Ah, so the King sized turds of Hamas knows they can murder a few Jews a week with rockets and nothing much happens. The people rocketed sit in despair wondering when and if their own government will ever act to protect them. Wounded terrorists are treated in high quality Israeli hospitals the same as Israelis. While Palestinian Muslims who get hold of Jews, literally rip them into pieces of flesh, parading it in ecstasy and licking the blood.

Israel should line up a thousand missiles on their border and televise it live 24/7. Then say the next time a rocket lands in Israel or a homicide/suicide bomb goes off, we’ll launch ‘em all and then repeat. The attacks will most likely stop or they will maybe run out of Jihadists. Oh, yes. Also aim 1000 missiles at strategic targets in Iran, one of the main suppliers to Hamas Inc, and globally.

Hamas and Hezbollah always love to fight deliberately among civilians, using the retarded and children etc, because they know the Israeli's are thus hobbled. And it's great PR in the Western media too! Every time.

Funny how such people and every other scumbag dictorship from Syria, Iran, Cuba, North Korea to Mugabe etc, [and every Leftard radical] say how much they incongruously and fraudulently er, care about the Palestinians, whoever they are. And yet they don't care about anyone else, especially their own people? It's a fake and ulterior modus operandi of convenience, folks.

“For if we don't find,
The next whiskey bar,
I tell you we must die.
I tell you we must die.
I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die”.
Alabama Song. The Doors. Brecht and Weil.

Another guy, a little tense and hostile, then laid out Cliché B15/87D [Paragraph 9. Section 23. Ask for Jim.]

“I just wanna say some dumb ass crap that criticism of Israel should be permissible!”

Er, cos it’s not now, right? Bollocks. It’s everywhere. It’s a fucking replicating Himalaya of er “criticism”. Really, it ain’t criticism but a variation on the theme that Israel and the Jews can never be good enough while they exist alive. They are saying in truth, now if they all died and Israel disappeared. It’s easy to follow the evil logic to its disgusting end, and it’s all like this, folks.

This alleged ‘criticism’ isn’t Islamist loons and their Leftard fellow travellers just saying “Gee, maybe you should change your hair a little and buy some new shoes. It’d look a lot better”.

Nope, it’s basically that they hate Israel, the Jews, the US and the West. Like a lot of the garbage hacks at “Al Age”, eh? Ah, Mr Andrew Jaspin. You are a creepy bore. How many Islamist creeps do you need to hire to provide ugh, “balance?” Maybe you mean to the Leftist creeps? He needs as many as he can get, apparently.

Apparently my saying I ain’t interested in the slightest in hearing any of the venal tactic of forever demanding criticism of Israel, stops said criticism. Riight. I didn’t know I was omnipotent. So I should cluelessly advocate adding to the daily avalanche? Er, no thanks, stinky.

People always say, yes but what can we do? My answer is that it’s clear and it’s the same as what Israel must do. Stop caring about what anybody says at all. Such phony critics will only be happy at Israel’s funeral.

Stop keeping a purely a defensive position until you are so degraded as a fighting nation, that victory is impossible. While attack does not guarantee victory, it’s the only thing that can bring victory. A defensive position guarantees defeat, as it can not be maintained. It is, as simple as that really.

In a life threatening street fight, I do not need to understand my enemy. I only need to know how to destroy him. And if they understand that, the this is all the better. There is no opponent, only an aggressive force that must be deflected, and counter hit. Israel must utterly destroy her enemies now. Such mortal foes have every intention of annihilating Israel. And they are half way there now.

Much of Israel and many pro-Zionist Jews are tangled in the meaningless undergrowth of discussion and compromise. Forget the pointless details of weighing up each argument and counter argument. Move forward rapidly with absolute force. Do not throw countless ineffective punches. WTF are they waiting for? Forget the critics. Forget the UN. Forget your allies and even forget your enemies. When delivering a punch, you always see past the target.

Past the target is victory. Stopping just before or on it, is defeat, death and badly complex. Who am I? Actually, I’m just great! No really. I get a kick out of it. But what I say is all true. Just ask Patton, Lee, Churchill, Sun Tzu, Caesar and Hell, even Rommel.

And the target my friends, are all perverts and freaks.

“Well, show me the way,
To the next little girl.
Oh, don't ask why,
Oh, don't ask why.

For if we don't find,
The next little girl,
I tell you we must die.
I tell you we must die.
I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die”.
Alabama Song. The Doors. Brecht and Weil.

I’ve decided quite incrementally, sometimes daily, to not always hold back, but state a thing rather plain, harsh even. Why? I’ve had enough and we’re never gonna get anywhere being purely logical, intellectual and fair. Survival is primal. Do not engage your enemy in conversation.

“Always provoke your opponent!” Bruce Lee.

All the arguments are tactical lies. Ignore them. Island hop all unimportant distractions and go straight to Tokyo, er, Tehran. One only needs the enemy to know that you seek to destroy him and are happy to do so. Thus Hitler said he only feared Churchill coming to power.

Sadly, our multitude of cultural and security enemies both foreign and domestic, know this. And as they have clearly stated and acted incrementally toward this end, they mean us harm, dhimmitude and death.

I’m not interested in being duped and distracted into fake paradigms of being fair, right up to my own suicide via an idiot, cowardly and confused reasonableness. No, no. If Israel and the Jews go, the whole Western Canon will go. And this is entirely what the ah, "critics" of Israel and the Jewish people want.

Just remember the classic marine tattoo. "Death Before Dishonour". Make it the death of our enemies before our dishonour.

“Oh, moon of Alabama,
We now must say goodbye.
We've lost our good old mama,
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why”.
Alabama Song. The Doors. Brecht and Weil.

There's a lot to be learned so look around. Part two.

Hey, can you spot the diversity of "differences" and the common similiarities? That's right.

For diversity, there are uber-perverts, Mummas boys, spoiled freaks, rapists, heavy users of prostitution, sexual deviants, drug users, chronic masturbaters, super liars, fakes, cheats, destructive nihilist madmen, stunted permanent nut boys and affluent professional bores. Hey, there's beyond belief messianic, philistine control freaks who misunderstand everything, while writhing in impotent rage and stuffed with poisonous hate at normal life and real human emotion.

There's consistently and permanently jealous, envious and spiteful spidery dullards, who have never contributed a single positive thing to the world. Sure, there's relentlessly negative mega freaks too.

There's drop kicks, creeps, bad haircuts, startlingly ugly faces, deceivers, deluded hypocrites, bad grooming, bad skin, suicidal failures, profoundly unppealing and uncool mega spaz dorks and dags, vastly unpopular with women, who hate women, maybe love men, small children, the occassional goat, newt or household object but sadly, no Roger Whitaker fans.

Now if that ain't diverse, I don't know what is!

For sameness where it counts, they're ALL mass murderers, dead and Muslim.




“Next time you’re found, with your chin on the ground,
There’s a lot to be learned, so look around”. High Hopes.
Frank Sinatra.


Waleed Ally at his recent speech at the er, Naked Gun College: “...the urgent importance now, of us being able to make sense of things that are foreign to us”.

Hey, tell me about it.

Wal: “...it’s not about the news that’s out there. It’s about the news we select and the prism through which we assimilate it into our conscience. That’s what it ultimately comes to be about”.

I hear ya, sister!

Wal: “The more we talk about it, the more we deny it”.

Riiight. I believe it.

Wal with his er, insight into why a small Danish magazine published some cartoons. Always with the cartoonies.

Wal: “They were people who were angry about things that happened a long time ago...”

Er, no. He’s met the cartoonists then? Knows them well? Relentless Islamist atrocities are happening now.

“...and were looking for a way to give that expression”.

Er, that’s what cartoonists do, give expression to things, like um, reality for instance. For Wal, it's a plot I tells ya!

Wal: “And so the decision to publish material offensive to Muslims, really was based on the fact that things had been happening involving Muslim communities in Europe in the years previous”.

Really? So it was all so long ago, and rather scattered events at that, eh? Er, no. Maybe a little more like over 11,300 reported Islamic terror attacks since 9/11? The violent and clear march of Islamism in the UK, Europe and Hell, most everywhere, including over 750 no go Islamic zones in France involving an average of over 120 cars torched nightly?

Maybe it has something to do with the daily avalanche of statements of policy by Islamic states and agents of murderous intent, followed up with the corresponding crimes committed within and outside the Islamic world? Or maybe because the way they do things over there, and now they’re doin' it here?

It takes massive denial and incredible cognitive dissonance, to avoid the vast Himalaya of empirical evidence that absolutely supports the harsh facts of Islam. It’s easily available to those who really want to know. Curiously, relatively few do.

Wal: “The London bombings, particularly the murder of Theo Van Gogh, and so there was something there”.
Riiight. And these were all isolated events, without any connection, meaning or purpose? Like er, the continual modus operandi and goals of Islam? Could be. I could add hundreds more to the list of Islamic forged Hell on any day.

“Just what makes that little old ant,
Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant.
Anyone knows an ant, can’t,
Move a rubber tree plant.
But he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes.
He’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes”. High Hopes.
Frank Sinatra.

Wal: “...there was a tension that existed and that tension found expression in these cartoons”.

Reducto ad absurdum. Check. What breathtaking drivel. What kind of insane moral equivalence and extreme non-connection is being made here, and to what end purpose? Hey, I heard there’s a lot of tension during a beheading, an “honour” killing and the endless UK and EU Muslim demonstrations calling for the slaughter of those who dare to “Insult Islam”. And the great thing is, you can insult Islam without even knowing it. Even millions of Muslims do it Thus Prez of Iran, Armachimphead, has hung over 4,000 gays for being gay. And many were minors.

What is the Islamic beef or pork exactly? Wal mentioned Muslim “perceived hegemony” as a clear contender for an excuse to mayhem without limits.

Er, "perceived hegemony?" What does that even mean? As long as it's nothing tenuous, unlikely and abstract then? And evidence free! Why don’t they have this worrying affliction of perception and its alleged murder inducing effects, in successful places, like say Japan? Gee, I wonder why...

“We clearly have a problem I think”, says Aly, without necessarily who “we” are. Oh maybe he meant “We clearly have a problem, because I think!” Just not very well. Or maybe I misheard? “Clearly we have a problem. I stink!”

Oh no. It’s the USA that’s the problem, right? With all that hegemony that they’re lettin’ everyone perceive, an’ all. Wal said the jolly Islamic Ummah empire was apparently happy just to er, rule, not um, enforce belief .Riiight. Sure they were. They were a barrell of laughs! I'm laughing just thinkin' about it!

You and a couple of hundred indoctrinated teenagers believe it, so that's good enough, eh?

Lucky for Wal, Robert Spencer is not on the curriculum. Walter says that Bin Laden’s "writings" are all about the um, “purely defensive”. But Wal noted he didn’t want to get involved in a “semantic discussion”. Yes, nuance.

Radio announcer: “And now for a word from one of our sponsors! It's Osama, the shit of the desert!”

“So any time your gettin’ low,
‘Stead of lettin’ go,
Just remember that ant.
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant!

When troubles call, and your backs to the wall,
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall”. High Hopes. Frank Sinatra.

Wal says we’re merely “describing ourselves” when we er, “label” Islamic terror as um, violent or terror.

Wal: “I could resolve conflict in many ways, some of which could be violent”.

Yeah, but why bother? You’re doin’ great as you are! You know, the average boob could listen to Wal, and think he’s talking about us all, or Islamists. But usually he’s not, especially whenever he’s in the negative. The endless convoluted blame shifting onto Western culture, and the bogus bizzarro excuses are incredible. One could get mental whip lash switching from as Wal seems to see it, a largely innocent and misunderstood Islam, back to the West, the originators of most all evil.

Wal believes in “human nature”. Check. Whatever. Well, er, Wal, deception and the entirely phony are a part of human nature too, ya know.

Wal: “Cultural differences are often real. Religious differences are often real”. Ya don’t say?

What is Walt on about exactly? Difference? Sameness? What? If we’re all the same, why give a damn about Islam? Because Islam forces us to notice it, I'd guess. I mean it’s the same right, or different? Only superior. Actually Islam is precisely alien, hence the exploding torsos.

“Once there was a silly old ram,
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam.
No one could make that ram, scram,
He kept buttin' that dam.

‘Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes”. High Hopes.
Frank Sinatra.

According to a rather startling and cheery little view of the Walter, when we get a serial murderer in Australia, [yeah hundreds of ‘em!] er, we should ask “...what’s wrong with white Australian culture?”

Check. White. Only white. Hey, no racial profiling or racist bigotry there, because every PC Leftard knows you can’t be racist about white people, cos’ white people are evil! Check. Even if it’s an Asian, black or er, a man of hey, Middle-Eastern appearance.

Every Jihadist from Osama down, is a serial killer of the most monstrous and highest order. Ditto for the theocracies of every Islamist state.

Nope, instead we mistakenly look at the individual who has committed the act and start analyzing them. How gauche. You mean like the Police and the courts do? No personal responsibility in Islam. It’s all pre-ordained by Allah. In the Koran all evil and misfortune is created by him. No, really. It is nihilistic fatalism proscribed. Nope, Wal says we shouldn’t ask “what’s wrong with this person?”

Ok. I’m white and my wife is Japanese. What the Fred is wrong with Waleed Aly?

“So any time you’re feelin' bad,
‘Stead of feelin’ sad,
Just remember that ram,
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam...” High Hopes.
Frank Sinatra.

Aly says “We are not necessarily what we do”.
Ok, whatever that means. That’s what I say. Just because I strangled those puppies, it doesn’t make me a puppy strangler!

I mean who gives a damn if someone is as polite as say, Wal for example, but they’re slicing off your head? It’s empirical that actions trump who you may be, every time. He says whatever people do, we must judge it as none the less, human behavior. And?

Why do I get the feeling he is not directing this tolerance at gee, “white” Westerners? Hey Wal baby, what about the massive murdering global Islamist elephant in the room? Good luck at the next armed robbery, assault, rape or murder. Just remember, that’s human behaviour!

Police Officer: “Drop the gun sir!”

Symbionese Liberation Army cell member, Weatherman or Islamist Hizb ut-Tahrir slash Al Aqsa slash Hamas slash Hezbollah Jihadist loon: “Hey man, stop judging me by what I do, instead of what I am! I’ve gotta be me! Stop laying your perceived hegemony on me!”

Wal says we gotta “understand” the ah, “differences”. And we are not allowed to use our own experience or history. Because according to Wal, it’s so badly flawed! Ah Islam is so er, pure. The true reason this is often pushed, is that without these rational thinking and discriminating skills, which are an intrinsic part of the scientific heritage of the Western Canon, we will be incapable of seeing Islam for what it really truly is.

And then every now and then Wal says something...almost interesting.

Wal: “Talk to any Arab for five minutes, and they will tell you that English is a hopeless language cos’ it doesn’t express the richness of the Arabic language. And I’d just say that’s typical”.

“So there is a little light in the forest after all?” Chuck Heston to Mathias in The Omega Man.

“All problems just a toy balloon,
They’ll be bursted soon.
They’re just bound to go pop,
Oops there goes another problem, kerplop”. High Hopes.
Frank Sinatra.

Nothings gonna touch you in these Golden Years. Part One.

A woman "projecting" her Western style misunderstanding and bigotry, onto the defenceless men of another great Islamic success story...Iran! She wore "un-Islamic dress!" How "truly offensive!" Oops, she's er, a Muslim. How about that. I love that song. "She wore un-Islamic...un-Islamic was the style that she wore". Nostalgic, eh? Takes me back to the 7th century!




[Link to previous post on same.]

“There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause”. P.J O’Rourke.


Yep, the Wal mart logical fallacy stock clearance sale is now on! Everything rational, empirical and decadently Western must go!

So when do I get my award for listening to Walled Aly’s er, lecture and twice? Man, the following could have been a total transcript and piece by piece Fisking, but ah, not without the crazy pills. Wal is like many alleged lights of the “intellectual and cultural landscape of Australia” A bore, ersatz and monumentally lame. But don’t the clueless dhimmi kids and the PC Left liberal boomers just love it? Go figure.

“A virgin’s consent is indicated by her silence”. Mohammad.

It's apparently all about what we should do or not do, apart from apologising, aquiescing and abasement. Wal neglected it seems, to say what Muslims should do and er, stop doing exactly, if anything...

Er, I believe I know what Wal is sellin’, but I ain’t buyin’ it. How can one read his angle and the logical endgame of it all, but as nicely packaged cultural and security suicide? I mean really? I’m not responsible for how someone presents themselves, only for understanding it. And er, I’d match my mind with Wal’s any day.

Wal had among many glaring contradictions, two real classics. His entire premise almost comes down to there being little to nothing to fear from Islam, merely things to er, “understand”. And virtually any alleged fault in Islam is our fault, the “white” people in the West. Did he mention Vietnamese, Pago Pago people or Laplanders? Nope. And anyway, we’re just “projecting” our own bigotry onto Islam and apparently pretty much all Muslims etc.

You know, like the Doctor with his id in Forbidden Planet. Threats, beheadings, bombings and so on, they’re all our negative thoughts, eh? That’s sure some kinda mind power we got!

“Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it”. Stephen Vizinczey.

And then, my oh my, he says how secularism kinda means nothing to Muslims and well, secularism pretty much sucks really anyway, and is just another crappy Western thang. Check. So as per usual, Islam is fundamentally superior but is gee, not trying to assert itself in any unpleasant way.

So remember, there are no ulterior motives or hidden deceptions in Islam. No. Not one. Forget about that Taqiyaa stuff. Forget I mentioned it. No, really.

“No! No way man! Just cool it! Impossible! Er, yes”. Someone incredulous.

And virtually all blame for being attacked and murdered by Muslims is the er, victims fault really. It’s that perception thing of ours. Merely discussing or thinking about it, may be causal! That’s an amazing theory regards the existence of a parallel universe of time, cause and effect if ever I’ve heard one. But then, what has Islam, Mohammad and many Muslims um, not invented? Especially with that mythical Golden Age of Islam. It was in all the papers. You know, the one’s that can’t be traced.

“Don’t let me hear you say life’s taking you nowhere, angel.
Come get up my baby.
Look at that sky, life’s begun,
Nights are warm and the days are young.
Come get up my baby”. Golden Years. David Bowie.

Waleed Aly: “But what I’m interested in are the hidden motives, the hidden statements that are being made when people act in certain ways”.

What a coincidence, mate...

Wal: “For mine...the publication of those cartoons was made as a way of testing the way Muslims would react”.

Er, evidence? As long as you’re not paranoid then... And many Muslims did react, didn’t they? Six months later. I wonder, wonder I do, who was genuinely surprised? Now Buddhists, Anglicans or Taoists etc, reacting that way, that would be surprising. Why is it that most every time there’s a mob of religious fanatics screaming for death and destruction, its several hundred guys named Mo?

“There’s my baby, lost that’s all,
Once I’m begging you save her little soul.
Golden years, gold whop, whop, whop.
Come get up my baby”. Golden Years. David Bowie.

“I believe in being free, acquiring knowledge, and telling the truth.” H.L. Mencken.

Wal: “...that is Muslims have suddenly found themselves in a category in Denmark, where they were to be tested, and this is not something, this is not the normal function of media”.

Suddenly? Really? Like just now you mean?

So media should not test the veracity of any claim if Muslims don't like it? Check. Media should only please the potentially or currently violent? Check. Wal doesn't say what is the role of media. Obviously, it must never involve upsetting Muslims. The list of thing's that offend so many Muslims, can be narrowed down to everything, anything and nothing. But do go on and on and on.

Wal: “That the normal norms of civility..." [Tautology. Nuance. Ah, threats of death and actual murder civil, cartoons an outrage. Check.]

“....that talking about whether something is newsworthy versus whether something is gratuitously offensive..." [Um, many Muslims think it very newsworthy, but let's allow the most violent and intimidating to set the rules, eh? Check]

"...that the normal norms..." [Hey!] "...that exist in publishing somehow became suspended...”

What the? Riiight. How come only Muslims seem to have this problem? Hmmm? So all Manga, underground stuff, rude things, rap and porn etc, or any critical analysis of anything that is er, critical and analytical, was what exactly? Continued or suspended? No porn? What would the biggest down loaders of porn in the world do? The Saudi’s.

Wal: “...at this particular point in time because we were talking about this particular group. And it is that value judgment that I think is truly offensive”.

Gotcha. Ok, not really as offended by the over perhaps 100 people murdered by er, gee was it Muslims? Nor a great, successful, free and open democracy like Denmark being under sustained cultural assault by immigrants? Check. But a series of pen drawings in an obscure private magazine and you are ah, morally aroused? Now that’s a Hell of a value free judgment right there, mate. Check.

“I am made victorious through terror”. Mohammad.

One of the hallmarks of Islam is its hall of mirrors styled perceptions, a virtual default. We see irrational madness and threats; they see their own perfection disturbed only by our refusal to “understand” er, something. Islamism is cognitive dissonance codified. I tell ya, if you can get angry at the Danes, [The Danes!] you can get angry at anyone or even no one. Why do such violent people go to an advanced Democracy like Denmark anyway? To spread Islam.

“Last night they loved you, opening doors and pulling some strings, angel.
Come get up my baby.
In walked luck and you looked in time.
Never look back, walk tall, act fine.
Come get up my baby”. Golden Years. David Bowie.

Wal: “What’s interesting about that was that nearly every cartoonist in the world thought that the Danish cartoons weren’t very good either”.

Interesting? Really? Maybe to you. So what? Do better one's yourself then. Wal checked with all 50,000 cartoonists? Matt Groening? Pixar? Mort Drucker? Bruce Petty? Oliphant? Rodriguez? Spooner? Disney? Etcetera? Wal doesn’t say.

Hey, OK. Now we know that Islamist loons have very high standards for cartooning, and will even kill to maintain them. That’s some editorial board. Check. Er, what’s with the Muslim obsession with other men’s doodles exactly?

Er, coincidentally I can do cartoons a little. Oddly, I didn't get worked up over the Danish ones, nor adopted a phony posture of stylistic snobbery. Gee, why is it hard to believe that screaming bearded freako mega dork dags, ever read comics, or are hip to Western humour, graphic art, illustration or satire? I wonder, wonder I do.

Hey, while the Jews collect their 159th well earned Nobel Prize in the sciences, Muslim’s are groveling and writhing around a bonfire over pen pictures.

“I’ll stick with you baby for a thousand years.
Nothing’s gonna touch you in these golden year’s, gold.
Golden years, gold whop, whop, whop.
Come get up my baby”. Golden Years. David Bowie.

Wal: “I thought it was well put by ‘The Age’, [newspaper!] that the decision to publish is very different to the right to publish. The Age: “The fact that we have the right to publish, does not mean we have to publish to prove it”.

Gosh, er, you would. The old mutual backslap, eh? Maybe cos' ya write for 'em? Ya think? Must be nice to be a virtual Age contributor for life. Nice work if you can get it.

Er, the Age review is balls, and yes it does mean "we have to..." etc. Pure 'Al Age' style, crawling two-faced and mealy mouthed cant. Because what such a fraudulent er 'stand' by Al Age certainly proves, is that they don’t really believe they have the right to publish anymore at all, and can’t and won’t. I mean ever.

Yes, I could win the 600 meter dash, I just choose editorially not to. Check.

So, pictures pertinent and central to a story are not used because of laughably alleged ethical concerns, and not due to er, fear or bias? Now that's convenient!

Wal says he believes offensive stuff should be published, and then spends a lot of effort dreaming up logical fallacy's for why you can't. Ya can’t have it both ways or can You? Oh, but the Age does. It’s the 'people’s broadsheet!', and largely despises them. The Age would almost never publish outside of its right kind of bigotry, cloaked comfortably in PC. They are for the most part, dull, spineless, smug, Leftard elitists and hacks.

The Age seems to be able to degrade an almost non-existent journalistic standard over any minimum subscription period. How low can they go? Who knows? And one day, perhaps few to no one will care. Viva online.

Andrew Bolt reported that around 240 Age journalist's apparently lodged a petition of protest, on how they were forced to report only in a biased pro position regards the laughable Earth Hour fraud. Didja read any critical analysis of the whole joke anywhere in the Age? Maybe I missed it. Lucky they're in a mostly closed Australian media, and have the classified concession, eh?

“Some of these days, and it wont be long,
Gonna drive back down where you once belonged.
In the back of a dream car twenty foot long.
Don’t cry my sweet, don’t break my heart.
Doing all right, but you gotta get smart”. Golden Years. David Bowie.

Wal: “..that there was something specifically, there was an attempt, something very specific in the publication of these cartoons going on”.

Beyond his absurd paranoia and blame shifting victimhood conspiracy drivel, er, no. Er, so specific he can’t say beyond er, “testing!” Maybe it’s a conspiracy headed by the Secret Danish Cartoonist Cabal! Maybe it’s in the Protocol’s!

Wal: “...so the vanguard for free speech emerges...”

There’s no “vanguard”. Most normal people in the West value free speech. Still, divide and conquer if you must. It’s all very Leftard Marxist and Nazi political theory, innit?

“Und zen zer enemies of zer peeple und zer schtate und zer counter revolooshunaries vill schtrike! Vee must veed zem out, Comrades!”

Wal: “The free speech martyrdom, [!] seems to me very convenient to me”. Whatever. Our right to free speech, is about as “convenient” as the American Constitution and the First Amendment, and our Westminster Parliamentary system, mate.

Wal said it’s more “...the clash of the uncivilized”. Hey, nice moral equivalence! Er, the Danish are uncivilized? Since when? So Iran, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Dubai, Sudan etc, are the civilised spots on the maps and the er, Scandinavians are not? Scandinavians are modern civilisation. But hey, we all have our dreams. eh?

“Wish upon, wish upon, day upon day, I believe oh Lord,
I believe all the way. Come get up my baby.
Run for the shadows, run for the shadows, run for the shadows in these golden years”. Golden Years. David Bowie.

Clintons. Meet the Clintons.

Bill Clinton has always seen things differently to normal people. Getting up always means going down and going down is always coming up.



The Clintons. [The Flintstones]

Clintons. Meet the Clintons.
They're the modern stoned age family.
From the, town of Bedhop,
They're a page right out of perjury.

Let's ride with the family raking dough.
Through the courtesy of Bill’s big blow.

When you're with the Clintons,
You'll have a grabba a Bubba dong time,
A stabba you time,
You'll have a stained old time.


Obama. [Maria]

The most meaningless sound I ever heard:
Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama.
All the fraudulent sounds of the world in a single word:
Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama.

Obama, you can’t know a man named Obama,
and now the verb “change” will never be the same to me.
Obama! I've just dissed a man named Obama.

And typically I've found how terrible the Left can be.
Obama, say it loud and there's muzak playing.
Jerking off and it's almost like praying,
Obama, they never stop saying: "Obama!"


Al Gore. [Alfie]

What’s it all about, Al Gore?
Is it just for the moment you lie?
What’s your ass about when you’re spreading out, Al Gore?
Are you meant to take more than you give,
Or are you just a behind?

And if only fools are blind, Al Gore,
Then I guess its wise to be green.
And if life belongs only to the rich, Al Gore,
What will you bend on an old golden rule?

As sure as I believe there’s a sun spot above, Al Gore,
I know there’s something much more,
Something even non-believers can believe in.

I believe it’s fraud, Al Gore.
Without bullshit you just exist, Al Gore.
Until you find the fame you’ve missed you’re nothing, Al Gore.
When you talk let your ass lead the way,
And you’ll find less every day, Al Gore, Al Gore.


Butterball. [Thunderball]

Mike always waddles while others walk.
Mike eats while other men just talk.
He looks at this world, and wants it all,
Mike Moore lies, like Butterball.

He knows the meaning of success.
His needs are more, so he gives less.
They call him the whiner who takes all.
And he cheats, like Butterball.

Any kudo he wants, he'll get.
He will break any chair without regret.
His days of basting are not gone.
His fat goes on and on and on.
But he thinks that the fat is worth it all.
So he slides like Butterball.


Sean Penn. [Born Free]

Sean Penn, unstable his films blow,
As his treason shows,
Born free to follow his ass.

Live rich and stupid surrounds you.
L.A still astounds me,
Each time I look at a star.

Chavez freak, where no crime offends Sean,
You're dumb as a roaring toad,
So there's no need to know.

Bored me, your films are not worth paying,
But only worth fingering,
'cause you bore me.

Cocaine, and life is worth living,
But only worth living,
'cause you're over there.


George is still single. [George of the Jungle]

George, George, George is still single,
Dumb as he can be. (Ahhhhhhhh)
Came out of TV.

George, George, Clooney loves jingo,
Lives a life that's free. (Ahhhhhhhh)
Girlfriend on her knees.


Hanoi Jane. [Helen Wheels]

Hanoi (Hanoi) Hanoi Jane,
And a Commie rats gonna know the way guns feel.
Hanoi (Hanoi) Hanoi Jane,
And they never gonna take her away.


Diarrhoea’s a girls best friend. [Diamonds are a girls best friend]

The Greeks are glad to die for ass,
They delight in pounding stool's.
But I refer to the men who give,
And have extensive tools.

A schlong in the butt,
May be quite continental,
But diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.

A piss may be grand,
But it won't clean the rectal.
With a humble splat,
Or help you at, the autoshat.

Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all lose our bowels in the end.
But square-cut or pear-shaped,
These cocks don't loose their shape.
Diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.

Stiffany's! Fartier! Black Starr!
Frost Gorham! Talk to me Harry Reems!
Tell me all about shit!

There may come a time,
When an ass needs a reamer,
But diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.

There may come a time,
When a hard-oiled impaler,
Thinks you're awful tight,
But get that grease, or else no night.

He's your guy, when wangs are high,
But beware when they start to descend.
It's then that those gasser's,
Go back to your asses.
Diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.

I've heard of affairs that are strictly colonic,
But diarrhoea's a girl's best friend.

And I think affairs that you must keep Ebonic,
Are better bets, if little pets squirt bigger jets.

Time rolls on, and youth is gone,
And you can't straight up in your end.
But stiff crack or titties,
Can hand crank and jizz I see.

Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!
I don't mean Rhino horn!
But diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.

God save Dave Allen.

The Ayatollah Khomeini, AKA one of the greatest perverts and freaks in history, blows snot from his nose, in the form of the head murderer of 4,000 Iranian Muslim homosexuals, the Prez of Iran, Armachimphead.




"An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humour in Islam. There is no fun in Islam." Ayatollah Khomeini.


More from the true face of King Chuckles:

“Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled and incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world.

What is the good of us asking for the hand of a thief to be severed or an adulteress to be stoned to death when all we can do is recommend such punishments, having no power to implement them?

Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those are witless. Islam says kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers] Islam says Kill them, put them to the sword and scatter [their armies].

Does this mean sitting back until they overcome us? Islam says kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender to the enemy?

Islam says whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for Holy Warriors!

There are hundreds of other [Koranic] verses and Hadith's [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all that mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.” Ayatollah Khomeini.


Ah, a delightful quote by the Ayatollah Khomeini, who not only was a Muslim, but was and is considered one of the greatest of Islamic spiritual leaders, and an enormous inspiration by millions and millions of Muslims throughout the Middle-East, and worldwide. You can find his poster most anywhere, along with Osama Bin Laden, Carlos the Jackal, Sheik Yasini, Che the child killer Guevara and Claude Van Damme.



Hey, I know why Dave Allen, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, Monty Python, the Chaser team, The Goons, Spitting Image, Benny Hill and a thousand other great comedians were never arrested or prosecuted by the government! Because most of them made fun of most every religion a long time ago, and apart from a few odd bits, they made virtually little to zero fun of Islam. That’s if you call every religion mostly in practice, Christianity... And being a Christian, Christianity is funny.

Some of the older acts probably would have had a go at the Islamist version of Murder Incorporated, but the religion of peace wasn’t in the er, news then.

Australia, just like the neo-Socialist dystopia of dhimmi Canada, introduced very similar laws in 2001 to give unprecedented protection from any objective and empirical scrutiny whatsoever to religion. Religion is to the faithless, merely ideology and therefore is nothing more than an unproven and unprovable idea, no better, sacred or special than any other idea.

The Racial and Religious Vilification Law. "...person must not, on the ground of the religious belief or activity of another person or class of persons, engage in conduct that incites hatred against, serious contempt for, or revulsion or severe ridicule of, that other person or class of persons”.

Terrifying is it not? And from our own government. God help us all. Perhaps they mean something like this?

"A man can marry a girl younger than nine years of age, even if the girl is still a baby being breastfed. A man, however is prohibited from having intercourse with a girl younger than nine, other sexual act such as foreplay, rubbing, kissing and sodomy is allowed." Ayatollah Khomeini.

Certainly fills me with revulsion and contempt.

The abuse of children and women it appears, is intrinsic to Islamism and cannot be separated really. And the only way to save millions of ordinary children, women and men who happen to be ordinary Muslim people, and those who happen to not be, is to face the reality of what it is that's oppressing, torturing and murdering people by the millions, eh? And for so long. That's if those who profess to care with the force of the law, really er, do. I dunno, I feel somehow...unconvinced.

Hey, maybe this one float’s their boat?

"We do not worship Iran, we worship Allah. For patriotism is another name for paganism. I say let this land [Iran] burn. I say let this land go up in smoke, provided Islam emerges triumphant in the rest of the world." Ayatollah Khomeini.

Ok, I respect your right to express an alternative lifestyle choice, even if it involves me dying! Wah hey! Hmmm, the Racial Vilification Law appears to have much in common with Islamic law, just minus the torture and murder.

"The author of the Satanic Verses book, which is against Islam, the Prophet and the Koran, and all those involved in its publication who were aware of its content, are sentenced to death. I ask all Moslems to execute them wherever they find them." Ayatollah Khomeini.

Here's a real knee slapper.

“If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.” Ayatollah Khomeini.

Hey, stop laughing. This is serious!

"This regime occupying Jerusalem, [Er, Israel.] must vanish from the page of time." Ayatollah Khomeini.

Or these.

"If one permits an infidel to continue in his role as a corrupter of the earth, his moral suffering will be all the worse. If one kills the infidel, and this stops him from perpetrating his misdeeds, his death will be a blessing to him." Ayatollah Khomeini.

Here’s my favourite.

"Yes, we are reactionaries, and you are enlightened intellectuals: You intellectuals do not want us to go back 1400 years. You, who want freedom, freedom for everything, the freedom of parties, you who want all the freedoms, you intellectuals: freedom that will corrupt our youth, freedom that will pave the way for the oppressor, freedom that will drag our nation to the bottom." Ayatollah Khomeini.

While I naturally don’t agree with everything he says, the superior intellect of the great Christopher Hitchen’s appears in his incredible book, ‘God Is Not Great’, almost entirely right. Right in how religion is often easily made rotten, mean, dangerous, stunting, stupefying and oppressive to people, and usually deserving of no special rights. Such a path of exclusivity almost inevitably leads to despotism, the reduction or elimination of freedom and the imposition of evil. The prime difference is that the core of Christianity is the good in humanity, while the core of Islamism is a terrifying evil.

Now dig. I’m a Christian with Catholic parents. No, really. It’s was a natural part of our life and everyone we knew, to seriously ridicule our own beliefs. Thus we loved Dave Allen. This is the normal and secular world, at least it was. I don’t need or want Christianity to be bizarrely off limits to humour, satire or even the harshest criticism. If it's worth a damn, and it is, it can take it. It's when the state works either for or against religion that I get spooked. The fact is there are many disgusting elements and events in the past and contemporary history of Christianity.

How should one view child sexual abuse and the worshipping of a man flayed alive on a torture and execution device as a symbol of er, love and peace, but as problematically horrible?From a purely design standpoint, lucky Jesus wasn’t guillotined, shot or electrocuted.

Peter Cook and Dudley Moore used to do a routine that Jesus was maybe only holy from the waist up, so that he could go to the “...Kharzy, have a slash and a fucking good wank”. Now I value and believe in Christ, but that’s funny.

And yet the profound teachings and meaning of Christ can kick every other ass. No, really. Thus the Western Canon, the bedrock of which is Judeo Christianity, is so free, successful, prosperous and triumphant. I know that offends the average Leftard, but er, that's because they "...live in a fantasy life completely supported by the system they despise". Mark Steyn.

Without our Christian heritage, we would have nothing. Seems unlikely to many, I know, but that's because many have been indoctrinated in a deluded bias against their own roots. Read up on it. Ah the great glory and the fall from grace. The triumph of Judeo Christianity with all its flaws, meant the eventual tiumph of civilisation. Thus the "crooked boards of humanity" made a nice fit, dig?

And I'm a naturally enthusiastic fan of humour without the random limits of er, dubious "taste", because sports, sometimes all the weight of life, religion and er, meaning etc, sometimes just becomes a tedious freaking bore and drag. We are after all, actual human beings, not amateur saints and seek relief in human ways, dig? But our sometimes idiot politicians think our natural thoughts and emotions should be controlled and open to punitive er, adjustment and re-education.

Here’s my Fisking of the whole irrational and logical fallacy laden trope. Ok. What the government is forcing us to do through their state power is to merely accept their assumptions. The assumption being that we don’t need to learn anything in depth about any religion really. Nope, the government can and will do that for us. Just accept it at a kind of clueless face value that all is well. If one actually learns about such subjects through research and serious study, one will find much that is revolting, that fills one with a kind of hatred and that one finds contemptible.

It's much like the inherent flaw, among many, in multiculturalism. As the great Mark Steyn has said, multiculturalism absolves you from learning anything about any other culture at all. You just feel good about them and go to the restaurants! Rather right on the money, methinks.

But certain sections of our PC Left infected, smiley faced, totalitarian and fascistically inclined authorities, are either assuming one will not look into the facts, and that the facts will all be mostly positive, or they themselves are so stupidly ignorant and recklessly careless with our freedom, that they have not followed the logic through to the bitter end. And the end can only be bitter, for us.

Or have they a plan? Then it can only be a dark one, can it not? Such as in Jonah Goldberg's book '[Left] Liberal Fascism'.
The only people who should be held to account for this criminal law are those who framed and passed it.

“Under the Commonwealth Criminal Code treason has two aspects.

Section 80.1 of the Criminal Code Act 1995 (Cth) makes it an offence to cause the death of, or harm to, the Sovereign, the heir apparent, the Governor-General or the Prime Minister.

It also encompasses levying war against the Commonwealth of Australia and assisting an enemy at war with Australia”. caslon.

It is now theoretically impossible to discuss honestly, empirically and with a virtual relentless Himalaya of evidential fact, the harsh reality of Islam, its methods and goals. By default, this is a highly refined act that seeks to weaken the true patriot. How is this not treason? Ah, the patriot. Tell me it is not entirely fashionable to denigrate such a person? Yes, we should apparently trust the traitorous and fifth column.

“Oran's Dictionary of the Law (1983) defines treason as: "...[a]...citizen's actions to help a foreign government overthrow, make war against, or seriously injure the [parent nation]." In many nations, it is also often considered treason to attempt or conspire to overthrow the government, even if no foreign country is aided or involved by such an endeavour”. Wikipedia.

An act of treason is the desire and action to overthrow the state. A gagged and cowed state is always going to be easier to deal with. There was no serious evidence at all that anyone has been seriously threatened or harmed without this stupid law. Why was it brought in? What is the real purpose of such a profoundly serious imposition and gross reduction on freedom of speech and freedom in general? The people that pushed for this are smiley faced control freaks and they will destroy us all, including the many decent and regular Muslims who have fled theocratic fascist states.

Islamism is and has always been, an insurrectionist doctrine that has as its core, the absolute will to overthrow any state. And it has clearly done this many times already. In fact, it is virtually the only way Islam has ever come to power. To a true Muslim, everything outside of Islam is blasphemy and any deception is allowed to conter it, and therefore this is the key to why any act is permissible. Any act.

This is rationalised quite ingeniously by the Koranic idea of deception, or Taquiyaa, and that anything that happens is Allah’s will, from lies and beheadings, to bombings and the use of nuclear weapons.

And thus the imposture of our dhimmi legislators is a total fraud. Because sports, what they are saying in essence, is that the understanding and empirical insight of every courageous Muslim dissident, feminist, activist, journalist, apostate risking death, child rights advocate, gay rights advocate and refugee from Islamism etc, etcetera, all have no legitimacy whatsoever. [Ed: Or any critic of Christianity, Hinduism, Buddhism or anything etc, for that matter.]

Because my dear reader, no serious critic of the facts of Islam can ever have any legitimacy or rights before the law. In short, the people who passed this phony, anti-Democratic and insidious Socialist totalitarian law perhaps don’t really give a fuck about Muslims, or Christians and Jews for that matter. It is like all Leftism; nothing but posture. They want to very much to control us all via state power, and to smile and applaud as we all go down in flames, just like in France and Britain.

Nope, how can such boobs claim to care about the Jewish people or the defence of Israel? Under this sick and suicidal law, the reality of what is required for the survival of Israel and the West, would be considered against the law. How does one fight an aggressive and relentless enemy such as Islamic fundamentalism, without being able to even speak or communicate in anyway about it? Are we not at war with Islamism? Yes, we are and not terror, which is merely a tactic, not the driving force.

Not speaking honestly and openly about Islam is the same as fighting Imperial Japan and avoiding serious discussion of Bushido, Shintoism and Emperor worship, for the insane fear of offending the Japanese. Er, my wife is Japanese by the way, not that there's anything wrong with that!

No writer I know of is trying to do anything except what many writers, artists and the clear minded have nearly always done. And this includes many Muslim ones. And today as I've said before, that is attempting to honour the Socratic and empirical truth in the midst of dhimmi assisted chaos.

Our secular and allegedly Democratic government are telling us what to think, feel, reason, know, understand and say about theological matters tha point at our own survival! Think what that mean’s? In practice, it means that the only group to be prosecuted so far is a Christian Church for, and I kid you not, quoting from the Koran. Big as they say, ‘effing surprise.

Even with the almost criminal and pervasive PC Left control of much of our media, schools and government, one day it will be impossible to any longer deny the factual threat of Islamism, though it may indeed be too late by then, as it may be already...

"There is no room for play in Islam. It is deadly serious about everything." Ayatollah Khomeini.

Er, why do I feel that’s not really much of a challenge for the average Islamist loon?

"All those against the revolution must disappear and quickly be executed". Ayatollah Khomeini.

I believe we are perhaps indeed doomed. Frankly, may your God go with you, but I'm afraid you'll have to jerk yourself off. No, really.

Reasoned empiricism 0. Irrational Leftardism infinite.

The infinitely elastic and largely meaningless moniker of er, 'academic', much like that of um, 'scientist', often guarantee's little beyond bad grooming and dandruff.




Dear sports, a bunch of us and another group, are attempting to form some kind of loose association of folks who value, as the ancient Greek’s said of the world "...that there is a reality available to our capture”. No nihilist circular fraud and logical fallacy festival for us, baby! Yep, reality is a punch to the head. sports.

“In winter we shiver, in summer we sweat”. Neato Chinese saying.

An understanding of harsh reality is the most useful thing one can have. And that’s why the PC Left Liberal and activist commonly disdains and loathes the rational. Without the power of the mob and the state, all their bankrupt bunko scams, non-ideas and utter ineffective frauds, merely collapse like so much wet sawdust bread.

Now within our little gang of cheery chums, we are as they say, ordinary men and women, plus the odd genius. Genius, your guarantee of incredible triumph or utter failure and all points in between, eh? Take ya pick. Of course we shall employ various dictum's and methods from humour, testing via research and open debate, the droll acceptance of "the crooked timbers of humanity" and a bit of humility. All to avoid being pointy headed bores and boobs divorced from any demonstrable reality. No, really.

Sure, we may still be bores, but not pointy headed ones! Meaning, your average faux smarty pants and often dreary “public intellectual”. More accurately a public urinal intellectual!

“Excuse me, but do you come to this campus toilet cubicle often? Do you have a large wanky degree or a small wanky degree? Can I see it? Can I er, touch it? Ooh, it’s nicely rolled up, squire”.

So in that swollen vein, here’s a great piece by the great President Vaclav Havel.


22.8.2005. The Intellectuals and Socialism: As Seen from a Post-Communist Country Situated in Predominantly Post-Democratic Europe

1. I take it for granted that this audience knows the slightly provocative (because mercilessly generalizing) but very powerful and important, now already 56 years old article “The Intellectuals and Socialism”. This audience certainly knows as well that it was written by F. von Hayek and that it was published in the very confused and very pro-socialist post-second world war era, when the overall belief in the benefits of social engineering and of economic planning and, at the same time, the disbelief in free markets were at their heights.

I suppose that many of us still remember Hayek’s definition of intellectuals (we would probably say public intellectuals nowadays) as “the professional second-hand dealers in ideas”, who are proud of not “possessing special knowledge of anything in particular”, who do not take “direct responsibility for practical affairs” and who need not “even be particularly intelligent” to perform their “mission”. Hayek argued that they are satisfied with being “intermediary in the spreading of ideas” of original thinkers to the common people, whom they consider not being their equals.

Hayek was – more than half a century ago, which means before the current prevalence of electronic media – aware of the enormous power of intellectuals to shape public opinion and warned us that “it is merely a question of time until the views held by the intellectuals become the governing force of politics”. This is as valid today as it was when he wrote it.

The question is what kind of ideas is favoured by the intellectuals. The question is whether the intellectuals are neutral in their choice of ideas with which they are ready to deal with. Hayek argued that they are not. They do not hold or try to spread all kinds of ideas. They have very clear and, in some respect, very understandable preferences for some of them. They prefer ideas, which give them jobs and income and which enhance their power and prestige.

They, therefore, look for ideas with specific characteristics. They look for ideas, which enhance the role of the state because the state is usually their main employer, sponsor or donator. That is not all. According to Hayek “the power of ideas grows in proportion to their generality, abstractness, and even vagueness”. Hence it is not surprising that the intellectuals are mostly interested in abstract, not directly implementable ideas. This is also the way of thinking, in which they have comparative advantage.

They are not good at details. They do not have ambitions to solve a problem. They are not interested in dealing with the everyday’s affairs of common citizens. Hayek put it clearly: “the intellectual, by his whole disposition, is uninterested in technical details or practical difficulties.” He is interested in visions and utopias and because “socialist thought owes its appeal largely to its visionary character” (and I would add lack of realism and utopian nature), the intellectual tends to become a socialist”. Vaclav Klaus.


Hey, that just about sums up my lack of actual achievement. And there’s a lot of the problem. The alleged smart people who get the 'public' platforms, are often dull and thick as planks. Their reliability as a source of anything but bog standard neo-socialist victim hyperbole venality and hogwash, is often merely an ugly, embarrassing and relentless pretension.

The march of anti-reason and the dominance of fashionable Leftardism is er, just about everywhere really, eh? Naturally so too, after decades of this crap and fraud in our largely fake media, our often bloodless PC education system, our various naïve governments and all supported by our own witless, clueless, spineless, confused and unresearched guilt ridden conformity. The irrational and bogus is accepted as the default position in a lot of ways by a lot of people and by many, in every area.

Here’s a recent example in the last two days. I go into a hip inner city import record store. Great stuff. The owners seem to have taken a shine to me over the years and I ask how’s business? Well, according to hipster der disque, who I liked and still do, things are bad because ”...about twenty right wing governments, [unspecified] meet every year, [location not given] and plan how the worlds economy will be controlled, [limits of control apparently limitless and ineffective] and thus my rent is too high!”

I declined through my embarrassed rictus smile, to ask if he knows of any actual business people who have been visited by reps from such a dark and sinister global organisation? He then says that the government should er, as per usual, “do something” and stop and "somehow control" um, the demands of the market?

Colonel Neville: “Gee whizz. Isn’t that a little contradictory to say that there is a monstrous secret evil afoot, of a ridiculously vast global government control conspiracy, but you want the government to er, control this and openly?”

Hey, then they can stop those secret meetings in the extinct volcano complex, and use a cheaper hotel!

And here I was, after vast research over several years of a Himalaya of empirical evidential facts, thinking it was Islamic states and their terrorist chums, organised crime, criminal North Korean and Cuban Communist prison states etc, African cannibal feifdom's, and PC Left Liberal Socialism etc, that were the bad and main sources of despair for today. Gosh! What do ya know, eh? It was Capitalist Democratic free markets all along!

Such as in the following from the great Brussells Journal and Jihad Watch:

Former Soviet dissident warns that the EU “monster” must be destroyed before it becomes a totalitarian and Soviet like Dictatorship Hell.

From the ever useful Jihad Watch, a retarded boy with a mental age of a five year old, charged with bogus “racism”.

From Times Online, Muslims pimp thousands of white teenage girls in UK.

Also from the excellent Brussels Journal, an article titled 'The Execution of Britain', all your's courtesy of rapid Isamisation and relentless PC Leftist Socialism.


But I digress. Back to the shoppe de disque. My pal also er, big 'effing surprise, “absolutely hates the Liberal Party!” [Liberal meaning Conservative in Australia.] And by definition and should be, pro-small government, fiscally responsible and pro-freedom of the individual as the testing point in a Democracy. So, as per ad nauseum, swingin’ Left Liberalism is illiberal, confused and contradictory control freakery, filled with passions, irrational paranoid hatreds and basically anti-Democratic.

Hey, uninterested in a diversity of opinion if it means a different opinion to their own. Go figure? I may be bored, embarrassed, unimpressed and repelled by Kevin Rudd the consummate phony, but I don’t hate him with a clenched fist and spit flecked lip. Nope, I save that for home.

See, the problem as I see it, is that few it can seem, are taught thinking skills, reason, analysis, logical fallacy, cognitive bias, Ockham's Razor and so on. God knows I wasn’t and was naturally not very good myself for a long time.

Now if people don’t have these skills, which are not exotic at all, but simple basic tools of rational thought, well, though it can often be amusing, speaking to such sunny folks outside of plain polite small talk and the matter at hand, it really is a tedious waste of time tackling anything more specific, innit? And some of these chum’s are allegedly pretty smart and er, experts in their fields. Hey, if you believe it.

Now’s there’s a challenge. To know when to keep things to oneself, and when to speak directly. With the aid of said rictus grin, I managed to change the subject back to R&B, Calypso and Polka, after saying “Er, maybe you should research why some people have different views to yours. Couldn’t hurt”. Sadly, it seemed to me, that his sources of information were prompted by similar Koskid inspired fluff balls of the Che the child killer Guevara and ‘The Dead Kennedy’s’ T-shirt wearing kind.

And there’s the thing. Most Lefty’s appear to have have never met or known a Conservative, or a Christian and so on. And I’m so hip and happening, your average inner-city bereft suspects nothing! Unless I go and blow it all by saying I really like among others, Mark Steyn, P.J O’Rourke, Bruce Lee and General Patton.

Weird family, I got no creep sisters, just me.

The Japanese are such perfectionists, that they often remove the entire contents of their homes whenever they change the towels. No, really.



“We are family. I got all my sisters with me.
We are family. Get up ev'rybody and sing”.
We Are Family. Sister Sledge.

Right on! Er, not exactly. All my true family are Japanese you see, all one hundred and fifty of them and that’s the way, ah huh, I like it. And they all live in the same apartment. Nope, old Colonel Neville has no Australian folks at least that I ever see or wish to, or need to. And man, that's really worked out surprisingly well. Er, not surprising, really. Hey, Australia is one of the few great and worthwhile places to be on Earth, I just don't have any folks here. What a drag, baby!

Now I do have some perhaps swingin' relatives in New Jersey in the USA, and in the UK etc. Sadly, I’ve just never met them. I had some great Uncles and Aunts and many of them were rather unusually talented and unique people.

My Great-Great Grandfather was a gypsy who lived in two caravans with a handlebar moustache. Er, he wasn’t living in sin with a soup saver, he had the moustache. He once made a banjo and a pair of leather boots by hand, thus winning a contest. Maybe it was the Annual Banjo and Boots Competition. Who knows? He owned Sir Walter Raleigh’s pipe that sported a giant ruby, which he gave to the British Museum.

“...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git!” I’m Only Sleeping. The Beatles.

He also thought of making cars in prefabricated metal sections and then welding the parts together on a conveyor belt. He sent the drawings for his idea to Ford in America and never received a reply. No, really.

I had an Uncle who was in the merchant marine and developed cancer in a testicle. It was removed in a Bombay hospital and is still there on display to this day.

“Adults 10 rupees. Children admitted free”.

My Grandfather was a First World War hero, who lived with us until I was five. He loved Danish furniture, photography, fishing, VW’s and the Beatles. In 1963 he said “They’re going to be big”. And that was before metric. He was really great and died suddenly. My parent’s never told me he died though, and didn’t take me to the funeral. I asked them why they were throwing all that dust into the ocean. Beyond odd really, is it not?

The last time I had invariably strained contact with my two dull and ordinary siblings, not that there’s anything wrong with that, was a long time ago, and shortly after my Fathers funeral. I was forced to request through a solicitor, that my personal effects be returned to me, as I was not allowed into the old family home now that they had er, control of most of it.

Kindly, the eldest then sent me about eight boxes, empty of said personal effects. Instead, they were delightfully filled with junk, rags and rubbish, with the added touch that I had to pay the COD. Nice, eh? Still, my brother in law took the entire double garage full of builder’s tools acquired by my Father over a hard working lifetime, and made sure there was precisely zilcho for me. How stylish. How deep. How classy. How profoundly boring.

And that’s the good part! Thus, I have for over more than a decade, focused entirely on my Osaka-side relatives by marriage. They are people who would do anything for me and have. And far more than I deserve, I’ll wager. And often to the point of embarrassment.

“How do you rate for embarrassment? A, high? B, hello? Or C, good evening?” Monty Python.

“Ah. You like watch? House? Take it, please! I have another one in drawer!”

I have no sentimentality or nostalgia whatsoever. My wife says I have no emotions, just because I’m cold, shallow and unavailable. Go figure? I owe almost everything to my Japanese wife and her family, who are my family.

I like Japan. There’s no shortage of new and intriguing vending machines and the people are thoughtful, though in actual size, are often at three fifths normal scale. This not only saves on building materials, but an entire baseball team can fit in a single elevator journey. The reason Japan is so free of litter, is because they're so close to the ground that they notice it, and thus pick it up more readily than Westerners. No, really.

This why I’m a conservative kind a libertarian guy. Family does that to you.

“A man is nothing without his family”. Cuban saying.

“Ev'ryone can see we're together as we walk on by,
(Fly!) and we fly just like birds of a feather
I won't tell no lie.
(All!) All of the people around us they say, can they be that close?
Just let me state for the record,
We're giving love in a family dose.

CHORUS x2.

Living life is fun and we've just begun,
To get our share of the world's delights.
(High!) High hopes we have for the future,
And our goal's in sight.

(We!) No we don't get depressed,
Here's what we call our golden rule.
Have faith in you and the things you do.
You won't go wrong, this is our family Jewel”.

Hey, now that’s right on.

The Left will sell your soul for total control, baby.

Great! Millions of CCTV's now film England collapsing into an abyss of cultural exhaustion, security suicide, PC Left enforced and multicultural inspired despair. And all while being relentlessly menaced by Islamist freaks demanding ever more Sharia creep. Oddly, while the camera's monitor criminal activity, no warrant was issued for Ken Livingstone or George Galloway. High treason is still a crime, innit? Still, it's a larf, eh?!


“And I'd sell my soul for total control. Yeah I'd sell my soul for total control, over you”. Total Control. The Motels.

The thing about the dominance of Leftard non-thought is that it stops people from needing to, or being able to have an individual or original thought at all. And because so many boobs around will agree, no one is likely to contradict anyone else. As long as we show what rebels we are by all agreeing completely. On an ABC TV show on advertising, called the Gruen Transfer, an ad hack reckons that an ad for SUV’s is inappropriate because we’re er, “...at war with Iraq for oil”. Riiight. Er, no.

We’re not at war with Iraq and not for oil, confused cliche boy. We helped set up a democratic government with a constitution that has held elections, where 13 million voted out of over 25 million. Er, modern wars by Western Capitalist Democracy's are generally not fought over easily traded commodities, which is what oil is, just like sugar, iron ore, beef, coal or pork bellies. Especially when Iraqi oil under Saddam was available at bottom of the barrel prices to virtually nothing.

Now hear this. It's entirely absurd and childlike to fetishize four wheel drives as "evil". Why not a bus, a truck, a combine harvester, a road sweeper or any other piece of transport or machinery? Because no one has recieved the entirely fashionable instructions to do so, yet. That's why.

But I digress. Everyday is an avalanche of the fashionable conceits of Logical Fallacy over the rational and the empirical. Such folks find facts anathema, and they are not always as mentally mediocre as you’d think, though they often are. What the tidal wave of misinformation, cliché and the simply not true means, is not just the said dominance of meaningless PC Leftardism, but it’s position as the now almost natural and unquestioned default . It’s almost impossible to discuss anything for more than a few minutes at best, without the conversation taking a sudden and juvenile detour into a kind of pre-recorded Twilight Zone of the irrational and perverse.

“Help! I was innocently following you and now I feel the quicksand of your internal contradictions suckin’ me down into the eternal student union crisis meeting of your stupidity!”

What Left Liberal and multiculti disguised PC neo-Socialism is really all about in the end, is total control, over you.

And literally it’s a reverse mirror and topsy turvy madhouse of the irrational, devoid of objective reason. The weirdest thing is, these passionately held beliefs and often spit flecked emotions, are not anything to do with how the earnest advocate of them behaves or lives or ever intends to be. In fact, they’re almost invariably the opposite. It is after all, merely an urge of morally vain drives that the um, urged, are largely unaware of. No, really.

“Looking counter clockwise.
Knowing what could happen.
Any moment maybe you maybe even you.

Steadfast collapse. Always certain any moment
Maybe you maybe you. Maybe even you.
Recline complete dream too sweet.
I can't do it not with you. Not even with you.
Maybe never with you.

And I'd sell my soul for total control.
Yeah I'd sell my soul for total control.
Ooh I'd sell my soul for total control over you. Over you.
Total control over you". Total Control. The Motels.

And I’m at the stage that I no longer think that Left bunk is a little er, wrong, or a little bad or corrosive, or some, or even mostly, no. I see the entire smiley to hysterical freak show as ALL BAD. It's a mass of lies, totally toxic junk and complete rubbish. Taken to the end of its natural non-logic, it's something like death, or exactly like death. Come to think of it, it is death. The death of the individual, of freedom and the end of the prosperity that comes from only this.

There is after all, no end point to the demands of Left guff. When will they be satisfied exactly? I’ll come back two thousand years after that then. Er, I reckon when we all have the same sterile idiot thoughts and actions I suppose. Considering they start at crèche these days, that may just be achievable.

In the sometimes passable national newspaper, ‘The Australian’, the editorial says of our beatnik ban the bomb Prime Minister Kevin ‘pulling my pudd’ Rudd on Kev’s half baked nuclear disarmament jag, “...the Prime Minister is reaching for a highly laudable but extremely problematic goal. Success could depend on the goodwill of such nations as Iran and North Korea, or the will power of the international community”.

Such a bounty of Logical Fallacy, PC cognitive dissonance, delusion and world class dumbness! Or are they just kiddin’ me? These are the thought processes of people who are forever intellectually still in bed in the afternoon of their sleep little minds. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

What is highly laudable about allegedly “reaching” for our nuclear annihilation? Um, the technology is out on the Net, Kev. Try irresponsible populist Leftist canard, glib, shallow, dangerous, idiotic, incompetent, beyond belief, profoundly ignorant of history, fatuous, shockingly stupid, wrong-headed, back dated, phony, dim witted, reckless and get the fuck away from me. Yes, any of those more to the point? Hmmm?

Yes, problematic. No major world wars since 1945 entirely due to the advance of Capitalist Democracy and the posession by the free West of superior nuclear weapons, mate. This came after the bomb, not before. “Success could depend...” Gee, could it? Ya reckon? Then you WILL fail and sadly, failure at this level means utter defeat and destruction at the hands of people who do not and never will fall into line at a typical local inner-city council meeting on greener suburbs. There is no er, “goodwill” Just a wish to say good riddance to us and with Iran et al, to Israel. Good will? Are these bastards insane or just dumb as a fence rail or both?

Success belongs to the victorious and victory comes from destroying one's mortal enemies, not by spineless abasement before them. In the Middle East there is a saying that "...the falling camel attracts the most knives".

When did the naive cowardice of appeasement ever work as a security policy?

So Iran is a “state” and not a theocratic dictatorship that rapes, tortures, slices, burns, breaks and murders thousands of men, boys, women, girls and children, plus 4,000 gay people, and then dumps their bodies on the street, as normal ‘state’ policy?

Never mind the insane Armachimpheads repeated and entirely serious promise to “wipe Israel off the map” and murder all Jews etc, etcetera. Hey, so North Korea is a ‘state’, and not a massive torture chamber, Communist concentration camp and enormous gulag that in every hideous detail, is beyond belief. A Hell hole that is so bankrupt and dysfunctional, that the entire country descends into almost complete darkness every night? Check. Goodwill. All Left and neo-Socialist terms are interchangeable, reversible and entirely meaningless.

“Please tell me comrade, what is my opinion?”

Are political leaders now getting instant kudos for giving voice to every bogus and wishful dream sequence that occurs to them, as they wildly masturbate vast pools of populist blow over the laughable public discourse? Guess so, in fact absolutely so. The biggest wanker’s take the floor every time. Just don’t slip on the way out, eh? Once you turn Kevin upside down, and empty the control freakery and his loose change of rank opportunism onto the floor, Rudd is emptier than the front of a monkey house after a turd throwing frenzy. Though unlike our chimpy friends, Kevin is permanently full of crap.

I can forgive seizing on one absurd fancy after another and a wilful naivete in a seven year old child. But not in our alleged Prime Minister.

“Street wet tonight, lovers touch. It's pure delight.
Always certain any moment. Maybe even you.
Stay in bed stained sheets. My head hurts I repeat.
Maybe you maybe you maybe even you.

And I'd sell my soul for total control.
Yeah I'd sell my soul for total control.
Ooh I'd sell my soul for total control over you. Over you.
Total control over you”. Total Control. The Motels.

Graham Kennedy, the King on Frankston Hill.

"There are no limits, love, there are no limits". Graham Kennedy.



I am as they say, a patriot and thus an enthusiastic lover of Australiana, much as I am of Americana. I love the evocative details, the ghosts that arise from such arcane interests and the happiness and thrills that come from conjuring up er, lost worlds and times. No, really. And when an idea and a script is done so well, with the right people with a depth of meaning, and the feeling of reaching out for something more that “I can’t explain”, ah, I get a little Barry Humphries thrill. I do. In fact, I often have to sit down with a “nice cup of tea” and one of Aunt Doris’s “Iced Vo Vo biscuits”.

Aunty Doris: “Och, Colonel, have a wee bickie. They’re Vo Vo’s! The shiny biscuit!”

Colonel Neville: “I certainly will Aunty, as soon as I put away this rusted green and red Meccano set and 1962 Billy Bunter Annual”.

I am a fan of that most truly Australian of people, Graham Kennedy. For my brash young American readers, he was the man who understood the medium and the audience and thus made TV in Australia, for what it’s worth. Graham was instinctive and spontaneous, and especially with er, some preparation. He’s still called the King of Oz TV. He was highly intelligent, an individualist, naughty, crude, vaudevillian, an ahead of his time sophisticated modernist, uncompromising, rebellious, , singular, unknowable, mysterious, perceptive, sometimes appeared profoundly melancholy, a great actor, impressionist, improviser, dancer and he could sing, and he was er, gay.

He was the first classic Australian piss-taker for a mass audience via a contemporary medium.

Graham’s oddly ordinary boyhood and as a young man home, is just near where I live. His old address is rather unkempt and largely uncelebrated, except for an old PMG-like concrete post marker in the scraggly garden. He lived here with his thoughtful Aunty whom he adored, after being largely neglected and ignored by his rather wretched parent’s.

Now I just finished watching a wonderful, even perfect distillation of Kennedy, as much as one can, on DVD. It’s about a year old and called simply ‘The King: The Story of Graham Kennedy’. I think it’s a beautiful production. And it has a cathartic, elegiac and ambiguous feel about it, which I prefer and not something so common here, or what folks are comfortable with. The lighting, the casting, the pacing and the script are all excellent. Man, I loved it. And I dig Kennedy.

My English parent’s didn’t and as they often did, tried to keep me turned off from my own culture, eh? Oddly, they had great senses of humour, and on many levels it was much like Kennedy’s! Daft buggers.

Colonel Neville: “Hey Mum, I’ve got a new motorbike!”

Mother: “Excellent. Don’t forget to get out your shiny purple helmet! I’ll tell the neighbours to watch out for it!”

Hey, if it hadn’t been for spending my childhood watching often largely worthless TV, sitting in trees, playing in the creek, reading books and daydreaming etc, things would have been really dull.

And there’s the problem in Australia today. So much media-wise, is so proscribed, controlled, pre-market tested and meaningless, that most everything collapses into the pre-packaged death of monopoly and advertising agency styled boredom. Most things are utterly dull and totally ignorable now. No, really. The medium is the message and they mostly have the wrong one.

It doesn't have to be mate, and some stuff does get through by some kind of “in spite of” miracle. The talent is all there, but many of those in charge and who think they know everything, will bury us alive in mediocrity. The Graham Kennedy film seemed to receive curiously tepid reviews, when in fact it should have been noted as a Hell of an achievement by all concerned. And it was shot over twenty days! I kid you not.

"In Oriana Fallaci’s The Force of Reason, Oriana quotes Pericles: "...the secret of happiness is freedom, the secret of freedom is courage". From Phyllis Chessler at Pajamas Media.

And Jesus, Graham's crown was recently found in a junk shop for $5.00! We have little to almost zero rebellion, except for the odd Chaser piece, which are not realy rebellious at all. And I like rebellion that has an attitude of equal opportunity satire and insult, revealing the cant, fraud and dangers in our world. I often think of Graham living up in his uber-modern stilt home, jutting out into the void of Frankston beach and Port Phillip Bay. Much as he did on TV, and the opposite of the private Kennedy, sitting casually in the kitchen and back room expanses of his solitude. What did he see looking out from high on the hill? Loneliness and a joke, eh?

A funny thing, isn’t it, the misunderstood and profoundly irreverent? And the misunderstanding is not just in the joke, Joyce.

Avalanche: Buried alive in the beautiful blues of the world.

Old Tecumseh knew what he was talking about and most things worth a damn require an incredible attention to detail, effort and risk. Thus I never complain on set where life often revolves around lunch.


“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act”. Truman Capote.

Dear sports, as per usual, I’ve been doing too much, or more accurately attempting too many bloody things, and everything just a step away, an inch from recognition, freedom, money, creativity, God even. No, really. So basically, I’m one of those creeps that are protesting they are so sickeningly busy and yet are anonymous.

Colonel Neville: “Oh, let me check my diary! Oh, I see I’m washing my genitals that night, so I’ll have to say no!”

If only I could succeed at one of ‘em, eh? I mean, really succeed at the doing. Well, I do, but still no dice. What a sap! If it wasn’t for failure, I wouldn’t have any success at all... And that’s the thing; there’s such a lot of everything about. And I’d hate to be deluded and a bore, but then, my university days are over. Don’t cha ever feel there’s just too much to keep a track of? I mean really...

“Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves”. Rudyard Kipling.

Also, I may have met the fellow who could be a sidekick for um, some kind of comedy duo. He’s quick, hip, funny and smart. He was on the same film I’ve been hanging around, where he's playing the kiosk attendant, but I don’t know his name or how to contact him. Do you know him? He was wearing size 9 shoes of some kind, maybe. Maybe his name was Rodriguez or Dinsdale. I’m not sure.

2nd Interviewer: "Doug?"

Vercotti: "Doug (takes a drink) Well, I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug".

2nd Interviewer: "What did he do?"

Vercotti: "He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious".

Presenter:"By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Piranha brothers by February 1966 controlled London and the Southeast of England. It was in February, though, that Dinsdale made a big mistake".

Gloria: "Latterly Dinsdale had become increasingly worried about Spiny Norman. He had come to the conclusion that Norman slept in an aeroplane hangar at Luton Airport".

Presenter: "And so on Feb 22nd 1966, Dinsdale blew up Luton. (shot of a H-Bomb exploding) Even the police began to sit up and take notice”. From Monty Python’s skit the Pirhana Brothers via Mark Steyn.

Yep, there certainly is so much to keep up with. There’s the vacuous fraud of Obama, the international creep resort and prison of Cuba, the prevalence of the superficial and logical fallacy, as a general er, compus operandi, and there's still a lot of cheese as yet untasted. Then there are so many good things like literature, film and nudity. So much to do and so little time to waste.

Finally, I have a few days off and I just feel like contemplating the meaninglessness of the void. Ok. I’m a Christian libertarian, conservative, cosmopolitan inner-city, guitar slinging, alleged writer comedian weirdo anonymity. And man, I don’t want to be wrong and miss out on the empirical to the contrary, so I have to read and research, when I could just as happily drift in a dune lost beach house…well, at least for awhile.

“Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see”. Arthur Schopenhauer.

And that’s the scene. A lot of folks on set believed I was somebody. No, really. They believed it and thus it was true. The script supervisor said I was good actor and so did all those nice kids hangin’ around. Sadly, I had to demure regards the naughty relationship side.

Colonel Neville to nubile darling: "Ok. You’re whut? Nineteen years old? Ok. That’ll work out just great. Maybe call me in about another nineteen years, and you can push me down to the local pond in my bath chair and we’ll feed the ducks. Just remember to cover my legs with the chequered blanket. Oh, yeah, I’ll love those ducks by then, and oatmeal".

“It seems fair to say that the American view in becoming a minority one in the world. Canada is part of what appears to be a growing global consensus, which observes that careful restrictions of some forms of speech are both desirable and necessary”. John traitorous ass hat Kerry.

“It just goes to show, even when you have no idea you're committing a hate crime, chances are you still are”. Mark Steyn.

A movie set, eh? Now there’s a true beyond mere multicultural scene where we all have a lot of common ground. Lovely African girls and boys, Brazilians, white girls and boys and Italians, Americans, Japanese and a Serb etcetera, etcetera, and maybe even a Martian too. Racism, as they say, is a pointless joke without the laughs.

And all the people are groovy and beautiful because we mostly all dig the process, the art, the purpose and the laughs. Oh man, I love a movie set and would stay there forever or three months. Whichever comes first. It is, as they say, much fun and somehow quite elegiac. Just focus, care about why you are there, follow instructions, and act great. I was the last one to leave the car park, all alone in the dark, but happy, as I’m going back.

Back into the illumination and ambiguous smoke of being even a tiny part of making a film, or a record or anything expressive, creative and entertaining.

Hey, you can do just about anything, but the arts, the successful ones, top them all in getting people’s attention. And I do feel different. And some things must come through er, now. It’s that and the paradigm shift of action, expectations, theory becoming fact and the response of people you dig. It is after all, the space in between where the music moves. Within the nuanced is where the most resonant burns brightest and it’s always right now, always.

White people bad, everybody else fabulous!

A man without any vices.


[Request of the week from Friday 07 September 2007. Dear sports, I'm on a movie set 14 hours a day all week. No, really. I'm playing the part of a chair or something, or is that Bruce Willis's shoe? Who knows?! Thus I'm a little restricted in the old writing department, but by the weekend, "I shall return!" In appreciation, Colonel Neville.]



Imagine if I hadn’t left the house for the last year and I’m not sure if I have, but instead I spent those twelve months of a mostly wasted life subjecting my once free and beautiful mind to only watching TV and reading the generally laughable local Aussie media.

In between suicide attempts, I would have seen dozens and dozens of cheerful ads and community service announcements. All of them pretty much showing various right on multicultural combos of people posed in still life tableaus with smiling, beamish and upturned faces. These are for various scenarios of employment, government services, laws, legislation, private services, insurance and other products. They also include noble to stupid to creepy control freak social engineering attempts and show lots of good intentions paving the road to Hell via government and lobby group fiasco.

If it’s a positive and groovy theme that‘s being emphasised and presented, it will almost without exception have this kind of incredibly coincidental palette showing every ethnic group. What are the chances, eh?

You can talk about anything from Doctors, cooks, taxidermists, ditch diggers to panel beaters and all these fields manage to turn up a nice even mix of Asians, black people, Indians, whites and Laplanders etc, plus a hip and swingin' balance of women, all available and in mid work interruptis standing around holding their various props of trade and profession.

“Hey! Hurry up. We’ve gotta get back to work, fella!”

I have a Japanese family, white, Chinese, black American and Greek friends and so on. See! I’m doing the PC Chorus Line! But it’s really hard to get them in one room for a group photo, especially as they don't have that much in common and stubbornly hang out with the people that they do. I just happen to have a peculiarly disparate and wide range of interests. Why? Who knows. I guess it’s how I get my kicks.

Regards the parade of PC people? Sadly, all this great, chummy, well meaning and hysterical, We are the World meets Colours of Benetton rainbow, whichis something I very much like bout living in Australia, comes to a sudden screeching monochrome halt when it’s about something that’s negative, a real drag or a bummer, man.

Yep, if it’s about wife beating, sexual assault, gambling and drug addictions, alcoholism, drunk driving, theft, fraud, tax evasion, using a mobile while in traffic or square dancing in a round house, then it’ll be white people that you pretty much see exclusively, Jim. Yep, talk about lack of opportunity for ethnic actors.

“Hey, I went for a bit part as a rapist but they said I wasn’t the type”.

My wife is Japanese and she just can’t seem to get a decent alcoholic drunk driver, or even a slim Kamikaze pilot role in these adds, but she does occasionally pick up the personality free Asian or a swell part with an identity transfusion involving smiling, or wearing a white lab coat and glasses. Technician, pharmacist and something automotive seems in vogue.

In fact, in what are laughingly refered to as local dramas and films, and unlike in America, where different ethnic backgrounds can get a role with no Central Casting strings attached, here they don't much go past type casting. Ya Vietnamese? Square, drug dealer and/or nutcase?!

Here's something. You can always tell if somebody is a PC Left Liberal because they will always like my Japanese wife even without meeting her because she’s Japanese! Take it from me, she’s horrible! Maybe because she’s Japanese!

Go to Crown Casino and there’s a Hell of a lot of Vietnamese, Chinese and other Asians pretty much as it is in well, Asia. In the government sponsored spots for problem gamblers, meaning the problem is that they lose, ya don’t see a single Asian face. And quite frankly, I like Asian faces, that’s why I married my wife. Why she married me, she refuses to say, beyond expressing her idolizing of me by cleverly hiding her true feelings behind regular screams of "Get out, you bastard!"

“Hey Chen! Guess what? Thanks to these ads, we Asians don’t have a gambling obsession anymore!”

And that’s the thing. Multiculturalism is too often about cherry picking the culture and character of real human beings for a presentation that can be phony, meaningless and kind of in a nice way heading off the awkward embarrassing questions, the even more problematic answers and denying people their actual flawed humanity, in all its bright light, shade and terrible darkness.

A little like the often actually hard to find bigots the PC folks are apparently trying to counter. And talking of real bigots, the only taken for granted and allowed bigotry is against white people, Americans and Christian. Jewish is ok too, but just remember to say “I’m not anti Semitic but...” And hey, they always do.

Man, people are always raving about racism like they're some kind of Tourets Syndrome afflicted minority advocate, but they can never seem to supply any real names or evidence, beyond absurd undergraduate accusations against public figures. When confronted with the real thing and it doesn't involve any Caucasians a la third world and other less Democratic sink holes, the same folks go into full splutter, denial, apologist and/or subject change mode, the first default response of the Left.

If one sets immigrants up as one dimensional negative or positives in a kind of absurd split screen, it can’t be sustained without some mighty and dopey propaganda. And old sports, it can kinda stop one getting to really know 'em anyway. You’re bound to be disappointed or alternatively enraged when people won’t conform to a ridiculous paradigm. So shift that paradigm baby, and see people as they really are. Light, shade, character, class, education, background, experience, intelligence, culture and religion are pretty variable and hilariously unstable, to depressingly immovable reference points.

We all have much in common, but there's no need for relentless pretensions of equivalence. I find people from all over the world can range from being everything to nothing like me. It's OK to acknowledge differences and er, the bumps.

Mark Steyn has said how multiculturalism absolves you from needing to learn anything about another culture at all. You just merely feel good about it and go to the restaurants. If all cultures are equal, and they are empirically not, then why bother learning about any differences? That’s where secular societies get in a tizz and a conundrum, in that those with a media voice may often think religion is mostly tosh, usually meaning Christianity, and not Buddhism etc.

But immigrants don’t always feel the same way about their own religion and beliefs and may be inclined to take their's entirely seriously. That’s why the hippie and radical rabble that went to Nicaragua to support the Che the child killer Guevara styled Sandinista scumbags Leftist gangsters, were surprised to find much of the local populace, were respectable Catholic Christian families and small business people, who wore suits and ties and went to church every Sunday. Unsurprizingly, the locals were unenthusiastic about an endlessly experimental death plan vortex of Revolutionary mayhem.

The main reason Communist and other murder based conformist fraud revolutions are so violent is because almost nobody wants one outside of University Graduates, the flea-bitten, bog standard radicals, social misfits, spoiled brats, the insane, the criminal, various gang murderers, the usual rapists, Islamist scumbags, College Professors, the Baader Meinhoff Gang and Hollywood stars etc.

Sayeth callow, earnest middle class and affluent bore peace kills activist, Benjamin Smythe-Browne, “That’s not how ‘the people’ are supposed behave!” 'The People’ often have their own thing going man, dig? And they can take it all quite seriously for good and bad, and are usually better at making their own choices than the self-appointed political creeps who think they know better. Take one part smug arrogance, one part ignorance and one part spoiled phoney brat, and that’s what ya get. Full blown myopic delusion. Take two platitudes bub, and don't call me in the morning.

Hence, few are capable or curious enough to see that an Islamist culture, as it reaches any real mass minority, is ultimately uninterested in fitting into any secular dream no matter how seemingly worthy and sensible it seems to us. Like the bankrupt wishful thinking and self destruction of cultural relativism, Islam is nothing like any other religion. It’s essentialy nihilistic, vampiric in imperative, method and result. Suppressing and annihilating not only all other religions, but other cultures, laws and well, everything that is not directly of Islam, meaning anything worth a damn.

Islam sees secularism, human rights, Capitalism, Democracy and freedom of expression as frauds and blasphemies. There is only Allah and Islam. There is nothing else. Everything comes from, is about and is in service to Islam, without exception.

Mohammed was after all the original Islamist and of the er, harshest kind.

Yep, imagine a more real world experience billboard showing how as the Muslim percentage reaches around a certain percentage as it has in Europe, France and the UK etc, they do tend to start screaming at the other immigrant featured extras, demanding their submission, concessions to Islam, or death and beheading. This is regards their host citizens, their institutions, freedoms and general way of life.

And there’s the thing. If you refuse to see how the world and its peoples are, instead of in a more real and rounded way via serious research, to support your fluffy, fashionable ideology and myopia, the same people might or might not play along. That depends on whether it suits some folks peculiar, often very publicly stated and relentlessly acted upon objectives.

If we care about our often wonderful multi-ethnic populations, it would behove us old sports, to see things honestly, as they too will inevitably be effected by our lack of discernment and thickhead errors of judgement. Wilful naivete will not protect us all or guarantee our futures, will they?

It can easily be noted that the majority of the worlds people vote with their feet, and the direction they take is to the West.

And you and I? We miss seeing anyone or anything clearly at all. Neither as wonderful and interesting, or as dreadfully dull and dangerous as reality actually is.

A book filled entirely with words.

Award winning author, Miles O'Cant, pictured arriving at a recent book signing and sweat lodge.


Dear sports, here's an old favourite from Thursday 08 November 2008.



The following is a transcript of an interview on the ABC radio program 'Authors and People'.

"Good evening and welcome to Government Funded Rebellion, and this is your host Tim Comfortable. My guest tonight is author and social critic, Miles O’Cant. I’ll be discussing his latest controversial book ‘If you don’t agree with me, you’re a Fascist: How my Left friends and I are always right about everything’.

Thank you for coming on the show tonight Miles, and congratulations on winning the State Government Funded Award for ‘A book filled entirely with words’. I believe that brings your total of prestigious taxpayer funded awards to around 127?"

Miles: “ Thank you Tim. Yes, but awards mean nothing to me. They’re meaningless, absolutely without meaning. As is the $850,000 prize money. Just yesterday I received a financial statement from my accountant and I thought how this enormous cash deposit is meaningless. Money means nothing to me. It’s the writing, the art of it all and making a difference. Especially to my bank account. And it’s actually 128 awards, but again, this is entirely meaningless”.

Tim: “I agree, I find even the perks meaningless. The free gifts, being virtually impossible to fire and having an unaccountable free reign to push my Left opinions sans action for decades on end, the mutual backslapping. All meaningless.

Now, your first published title and winner of the prestigious 'Boredom Award', established you as a major literary force. And that was for the Teacher’s Union enforced children’s book, ‘This fascist government gave me cancer’. It was thought controversial at the time, mostly by the religious right, merely because of the cannibalism. What was your inspiration and motive for the book?

Miles: “I wanted to show realistically and without hyperbole or exaggeration, the hopelessly depressing, suicidal and voiceless reality of young people’s crushed lives as they’ve grown up in the Fascist regime of the current Nazi inspired government that is doing everything to destroy any dissent or freedom whatsoever. It’s an inspiring and entertaining read too”.

Tim: “You’re good friends with the Government Funded playwright, Glib Plaistow of course”.

Miles: “Yes, but Glib has an entirely different style to me. His plays are about the hopelessly depressing, suicidal and voiceless reality of middle-aged people’s crushed lives as they’ve grown up in the Fascist regime of the current Nazi inspired government that is doing everything to destroy any dissent or freedom whatsoever”.

Tim: “Could you describe for the listeners who may have not read your first book, some of the areas you cover?

Miles: “I felt that the true experiences of young people’s lives as I imagined them almost entirely in my mind, has been ignored by much of the so called mainstream. I wanted to focus not just on the cannibalism, but gun running, international drug rings, madness, ritual suicide, Devil worshipping, arson and golf”.

Tim: "I’ve never understood golf, it’s so elitist. Now some people, mostly of the religious right, have tried to silence you by calling you “insane” and “a dangerous bore”. Your thoughts Miles?"

Miles: “Aren’t we all really a little insane and dangerously boring? Especially those who have abducted children? But who are we to say just because of outmoded and indeed judgemental ideas of right and wrong? I prefer to blend these subjective concepts into what I call "rung and rot". I don’t know what they mean, but they certainly don’t discriminate”.

Tim: “Some critics, mostly of the religious right, have said that your books are absurdly focused on a laughably bogus and dark vision of young people, when the reality is that most of those in affluent Capitalist Democracies have pretty good and normal lives. Nonsense?”

Miles: “It's nonsense to not realise that any child like that is a brainwashed weirdo!”

Tim: “Where do your ideas come from, apart from real life as you see it?”

Miles: “It all comes from my mind, Tim. My mind is like a vast landscape. Of course there’s dirt, small shrubs and even deciduous trees and is that a zebra?”

Tim: “A zebra? No that’s Doris, our tea lady”.

Miles: “She looks like a zebra! Get away from me!”

Tim: “Miles, is that a gun or a knife with a trigger?”

Miles: “You’re a Fascist and a zebra and therefore you must die! Death to the Zebra Fascists!”

Planet of the Arabs.

An artist’s impression of a future Global Islamic Caliphate.


“You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, damn you, damn you all to Hell!” Chuck’s day at the beach goes horribly wrong.


What would the world be like if Mohammed's 1300 year old madman's dream of a worldwide Islamic Caliphate actually came to pass? In an Islamic Twilight Zone of zero imagination regards the creative and positive all would be one, wouldn't it? Maybe like a cross between Gaza, Iran and Mars, but without the sparkle and glamour. Perhaps a little like Saudi Arabia, where the wonderful global octopus of Emirates Ltd, spreads from. Yes, the same Emirates who have such an enormously successful business and PR machine here in Australia.

Ah, in sparkling downtown Riyahd there’s Deera or “Chop Chop Square”, where once a week , every Friday, you can take the kids literally, to see a public beheading. Or maybe they are beheading one of the kids. Whacky eh?

Sadly, few of those executed seem to like it, and often refuse to co-operate in stretching out their necks. So, the killers in charge then ram a knife into the victim’s anus. They execute men, women and minors, sports. Hey, Iran hangs 13 year old girls from cranes, and has murdered around 4,000 gays, many only young teenage boys, so why be the odd one out? Er, this is the culture we should um, “respect”. Er, all of it? Why exactly? They forget to say.

And for the many courageous Muslim dissidents, writers, artists, politicians and feminists etc, they live under constant and serious oppression, threats and death. And er, most are with little to no support in the West. Such people are not a current fashion of the Left, you see.

Of course there are millions of perfectly decent, ordinary people in Muslim and Arab states, as anywhere, but something has I'm afraid, gone seriously wrong, and for a long time, kids. Gee, maybe that's why Israel has to fight a constant battle for survival 24 hours a day, year after year, with no sign of an end to the aggression against it's legitimacy and very existence.


“Saudi Arabia uses public beheading as the punishment for murder, rape, drug trafficking, apostasy (turning your back on your religion, in this case, Islam) and sometimes for other offences, such as practicing witchcraft, highway robbery and homosexuality.

Imprisonment, flogging...and amputation (of the right hand, or cross amputation of the right hand and left foot) are for other offences, as the Judge deems fit. In rare or unreported cases, married people convicted of adultery may be executed by stoning. And in what are deemed by the authorities as very serious criminal cases involving violence, the person executed may be crucified afterwards.

In April this year three Saudis were beheaded then pinned to a crucifix, their chopped off heads placed on top of the pole, and left for all to stare at. The three were found guilty of kidnapping, robbery, murder, and shooting police, high officials, imams and judges in the Al Jouf region (close to the border to Iraq).

…a young woman, known as the Khamis Mushayt Girl (for the prison in Asir province where she is held) was due to be executed on August 18. The government stepped in and delayed the execution to give the victim's family more time to consider the circumstances and to accept blood money offered by business men in the region.

The girl, who is also known as Amal, apparently killed an intruder/former lover who threatened to rape her and reveal their tryst to her husband. Amal, who married when she was 18 and is a mother of three, has been in prison for six years, where she has memorised the Quran and helps newcomers adjust to prison conditions”. From Woman24.

More here and here.



One perhaps doesn't have to imagine an often intellectually stunted, morally barren, inhuman and permanently unstable mono-fantasy for the anti-normal life crowd set in a bizarre and far off apocalyptic future. No, no Nanette! Just research the current empirical facts for just about any Islamic state. Alternatively, read Pierre Boulet’s book Monkey Planet, the basis for lanet of the Apes, where everything is inverted, primal, enforced, unchangingly backdated, insane and dangerous.

Much of the Middle-East is simultaneously real and unreal, and oh so very upside down. It’s gonna be a real drag baby! And it already is virtually everywhere that an Islamic state exists. But how to get the whole thing going worldwide, which is every Islamists dream of a Global Caliphate?

Well, Jihadist’s will not only have to destroy, butcher and ruin most of the successful and non-insane parts of the world, but contend with the innate tribalism and endless infighting of their own er, culture, much as it is. But with Saudi Arabia already having pumped 95 billion dollars globally into the plan and counting, and a clueless, apologist, enabling dhimmi media and self-abasing authorities, well, they’re off to a pretty good start, eh?

There’s virtually no history of any lasting Arab cohesion, beyond joining together long enough for banditry, terror, deception and treachery on an awesome and very effective scale.


Like a rusting hulk, it's not the internal pressures but the external demands that keep Middle-Eastern Islam intact. Without the West giving such a vacuum-like culture its only saleable commodity, and the many countries from Asia to Europe etc, supplying the labour to do over 80% of the work in the profoundly stressed and dysfunctional Gulf States like Saudi Arabia and Dubai, the whole shithouse would all collapse back to the empty wasteland it was and still, mostly is.

No matter the often gaudy to shabby surface, these are deeply stressed and profoundly dysfunctional societies, held together mostly by oil, totalitarian theocracy and paranoia. And they have largely been in this state for around 1300 years, give or take a mythical ‘golden time’. There is neither the desire, the incentive, any possibility or even the mechanism for change, sports. Nor is there much of any local example regards normality to aspire to.

The only ‘change you will most likely see in the Middle East, is to become more so, with a better maintained façade and with vastly improved PR, especially of the Fifth Column variety. And you’re seeing it now if one cares to look. Dig this from Islam in action, if you believe the radical in Islam is in the minority.

Islam is only ever an export, as Islam is entirely a one way street. No Islamic state make’s accommodations to the West, except by force or through absolute necessity. And this is still strictly limited, impermanent and at arm’s length. There are no Christian churches or Jewish synagogues and free happy minorities in sandy land. And in the West, there is apparently no serious limit to Islamic demands. Nope, merely relentless demands by Islam via the exercise of opportunity over time. How many Sharia creeps does it take to screw in Sharia creep?
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What do you get when most of the countries of the Middle-East agree to attack the single and tiny nation of Israel all at once? You get rout, utter defeat and total humiliation for Muslim states and most of their almost uniquely stupid armies.

Cornelius: “We thought you were inferior”.

George Taylor: “Now you know better”.

If the Arabs as a semi-manageable group, ever did er, ‘rule’ the world, they’ll do so until about lunch time. That’s when one of the fifty new Prince's that are added a month to the madhouse of Saud, plus countless other groups and faction's, will put their standard modus operandi of knives in the dark and back, and all with a smile to the face, into full swing.

It’ll be the Thousand and One Arabian Night of the Long Knives. The 'Assassin’s', by the way, were a jolly tribe of semi-mythical Arab's who specialised at literally making a stab in the dark. That’s your garden variety of never face your enemy directly classic from the old Garden of Babylon.

“It’s a madhouse! A madhouse!” Chuck get’s a hosing in a real monkey house.

I am reminded of the crazy old Planet of the Apes film for many reasons, and not just because I dig the original film. And even though it’s not a neat analogy for the wonderful world of Islamist extremism, it does old boy, ring a few bell’s and helps one to pose a few rather harsh and prickly conundrums, what! It’s the apocalyptic end of the world as we know it theme, of the film’s central scenario, which is exactly what Islamist fanatics are clearly pursuing.

“It’s all or nothing at all. Half a love does not appeal to me!”

“Is Paris burning?” Adolf Hitler to the German Commander for the French Capital in 1944.

Hitler didn’t achieve his dream, but thousand’s of Muslim ‘youth’ in France, now live the dream on a regular basis. At last count in 750 no-go zones across the Republic. And so, I think of POTA when I contemplate these Gallic Forbidden Zones that make up much of the rapidly growing Muslim areas of France, Belgium, Britain and Hell, almost everywhere that ain't worth being in the long-term. Say past next Thursday.

In Arab and Muslim culture, the Koran, Mohammed, most of their media, religious leaders and government, all promote and speak freely, daily and historically of how for many, it's a fact that the Jew’s are descended from apes and pigs.

George Taylor: “A planet where apes evolved from men? There’s got to be an answer”.

I find this ironic when in 2007, the Jewish people claimed their 159th Nobel Prize. I’ve been trying to find the couch where the entire 24 nations of the Mid East, have apparently lost their Award’s for stellar contributions to science, medicine, innovation and bombings.

There are twenty odd, very odd Arab States, with many dripping with trillions of petro dollars and not one, even one, has a world class university. Think about it and what that really means. Yep, it’s all the fault of the USA and the Jew’s! I guess every time Mohammed Construction Inc, tried to introduce a curriculum that wasn’t dumber than an ox or an Imam, the Jew’s stopped it! Er, no.

Every year, Spain translates more books into Spanish than the entire Middle-East has published er, ever. Um, local and international tract’s by primary school level drop out freak’s and conspiracy barkers don’t count. Nor does Mein Kampf, which is on the official Saudi and many other educational curricula! I kid you not. For Spain, we're talking actual literature from across the world. But within the padded walls of most of the great castles made of sand, they don’t allow much worth a damn to be printed at all. Which works out fine when the majority of people across the region are illiterates.

“You owe him your science, your culture...and he was better than you”. Chuck in the Forbidden Zone cave to Dr. Zaius.

“What are you afraid of, Dr?!” Chuck.

Chuck: “There's your Minister of Science; honor bound to expand the frontiers of knowledge”.

Dr. Zira: “Taylor please!”

Chuck: “Except that he's also Chief Defender of the Faith!”

Dr. Zaius: “There is no contradiction between faith and science... true science”.

Chuck: “Are you willing to put that statement to the test?”

Cornelius: “Taylor I would much rather...”

Chuck: "Take it easy, you saved me from this fanatic, maybe I can return the favour!"

Um, I think Yasser Arafat, the gangster freak, embezzler, homosexual murdering closet homosexual and AIDS infected vampire, actually won a Nobel Prize, for uh, and I kid you not, peace. Perhaps they knew he was gonna die.

“Arafat the fish-headed liver spot and dish rack impressionist is dying, boy’s! Mark one down for peace!”

But that’s the thing, bucky. When you have a fully armed religion that has told you for over a millennium, that it’s the one true and greatest superior faith above all and in every way, and that Allah has naturally ordained your culture to be the top of the heap in everything, and then you look around you and what do you see? You are the heap...and it’s entirely your own fault.

Taylor: “What evidence? There were no weapons in that cave”.

Well, that’s too much to take, I guess, because to admit the truth of this would er, ipso facto, admit that Mohammed, Islam and the Koran were all maybe one huge 1300 year old mistake because maybe it's all crap.

Can you think of a sadder waste of human beings and what could've been, without ‘The Curse from the 7th Century?’ The Arab's and the Jews were essentially the same people, except for the cultural and religious detour. But what a detour, and this is what counts, and don't you forget it. Culture is all. That's why so many try to escape one way or another from theirs, and sometimes even me from elements of my own.

"When I hear the word culture, I reach for my Luger". Hermann Goering.

And if your greatest imagined enemy just happens to be the Jewish people, the one group who have often contributed the most to the success and development of the modern world, well, there’s a mind bender for your average inter-generational loser. Yep, without the Jew's, the USA, Britain, Christian Europe, the ancient Greeks and Romans etc, we'd have wait for it....Islam and sand. Yep, plenty a' nuttin'. And with real nut's!

And er, by the way, the Jews don’t hate Muslim's per se, and not enough to satisfy the imagined Muslim equation and their deluded Logical Fallacy's and Cognitive Bias. Because well, the Jew's are far more interested in their own achievement's, a normal life and reading the Torah. There'd be a huge sigh of relief if Islamic Fanatic’s Incorporated, only focused on achieving something worth a damn themselves, instead of murdering Jews and just left Israel alone. The Jews don't need their tormentors at all. The haters of Jews need the Jews as a permanent excuse for everything, a kind of all purpose raison d’être. They'd be lost without it. Just don't look in that mirror, Eugene!

“This whole thing is insane!” Chuck to the Council of Ape City.

Islamist’s have to imagine that the Jew’s hate them, and are as obsessed as they are, when the Jew's like most people, clearly don’t give a damn about Islam one way or another. But Islamist's insist on the fantasy that the world is interested. If it wasn't for Islamic terror, the West would think about Islam as often as pocket lint.

The Jew's, like most of us, have nothing to gain in having any interest in Islam at all really, or they'd also be dysfunctional failures who never tried and get almost nothing right. Basically, the Israeli’s just want the militant’s to stop and go away. If all the terrorist’s killed each other in their almost natural and permanent state of civil war, it may at first seem like a bonus. But what the Israeli’s want and need more are Democratic, responsible and mature states that can be trusted enough not to try and annihilate them.

To many an Islamist mind, life is always a zero-sum game. Thus they have little to zero that’s substantial to show for over a century of vast oil wealth. The Palestinian authorities have little to nothing to offer the people after millions of dollars per month, adding up to billions flowing in from donors and supporter's for decades. I guess Arafat’s Swiss and Bahamas bank investment's have a low rate of return.

If Islamic terrorists disappeared today, Israel would mostly just wake up, have breakfast and do what it was going to do anyway...achievement and lot’s more of it, without the Arab monkey on it’s back. In the gangster vortex of much of Gaza etc, any Palestinian who manages to get somewhere is a target for his vampire like fellows, including the laughably termed local government. Disagree with the Islamist geeks in charge and they'll take you out in the street and shoot you. The Palestinian authorities murder their own people at a rate of about 150 every month. A figure the Israeli’s with their “oppressive” attempts at survival, have never managed.

The main exports of the Mid-East by volume and money are oil, followed closely by Wahabist boosted terror. Nothing else compares with these examples of a taste of Arabia. Take away the oil, and Finland produces more goods for export than the entire Middle-East. Oh yes, there are two other exports, or more correctly, Arab investment areas of note. Dubai Port’s for example, have bought up the servicing contracts to many of the world’s major ports and airport’s. Fantastic eh?

Nothing sinister about stratospherically, filthy rich and venal Arab’s buying up major points of entry to the West, eh? Sho nuff!

George Taylor: “Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!”

Just because the Saudi’s have pumped over 90 billion dollars into promoting Wahabism, Islamism, global terror, insanity high school Madrass’s and dozen’s of university chairs in the West that stream Islamist propaganda, anti-Semitism and anti-Western poison, there’s no need to worry. None whatsoever. Gotta love Emirates. Got to, Mister!

When Israel was first founded, it was a mostly rocky outcrop of largely crappy plains and hills with zero natural resources. No oil, Bub. The Jew’s changed the landscape with their only true resources; brains, hard work, discipline and co-operation. Over the border, the order is reversed. What was once biblical forest and wood’s can often seem in contrast to modern Israel, a moonscape minus the craters. But the midget Dictator of Iran is planning to spread his idea of achievement right into Israel as soon as he gets ‘The Holy Bomb’.


Israel may end up being The Forbidden Zone after all and our own hemisphere sometime after that. Think and add the unstable and growing threats of Pakistan, Iran, India, North Korea, China, and a KGB inspired Russia or almost anywhere. Plus the global infiltration of an Islamic fifth column burrowing ever deeper and deeper everyday.

It's not a primer for a relaxing afternoon, I grant you.

In fact, a fifth column deep enough to be mostly in full view. And remember, every apologist, denier and enabling dhimmi boob in the West, is condemning millions of Muslims who yearn for the normalisation of their own societies, to a hopeless and retarded Limbo of permanent despair.

Whenever I read the following Cornelius bit, I can’t help thinking ‘America Alone; The End of the World as we know it’ by Mark Steyn; any book by Robert Spencer; ‘Londonistan’ by Melanie Phillip’s; ‘While Europe Slept; How Islam is Destroying the West from Inside’ by Bruce Bawer, or World War IV by Norman Podhoretz etc, etc, etcetera. Yep, sure can’t help thinkin’ about ‘em.

I can’t help thinking of Muslim women getting 200 lashes for being raped, child brides, no women on the streets or even in cars, and television networks seemingly programmed by Joseph Goebbels and the Devil. Etcetera, etcetera.

“I can’t dance, don’t ask me!”

"You might not like what you find,Taylor". Dr. Zaius warns Chuck about the consequence's of reading all of the above and a little research.


Cornelius: [Reading from the Sacred Scrolls.] “Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death”.


Dr. Zira: “What will he find out there, Doctor?”

Dr. Zaius: “His destiny”.