Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts

Friday, 10 July 2009

Give in to me Michael Jackson.



Imitation Of Life starring the great Juanita Moore. The perfect Mahalia Jackson performs All The Trouble In The World. Mike the Daddy. My my. Ah, so many complicated counterpoints...

Yes, statistically you don't know the trouble Mike has seen or even been a part of. 94% of murdered black men are murdered by other black men. Everyday in the US over 100 white women are raped or sexually assaulted by black men. In 2005 37,460 white females were raped and sexually assaulted by black men, while zero to ten black females were sexually assaulted or raped by white men. Black Men account for 19.2 percent of Pedophiles. 7 out of 10 black children have never seen their father. 55 percent of US prison inmates are black. Blacks are only 13% of the population but account for over 50% of all violent crime.

Give In To Me Michael Jackson.



Imitation Of Life original trailer.




Colonel Neville: Now here's the thang. Being a hip inner-city conservative libertarian pop fan I instinctively love and thrill to Mike's Music and his whole total stage act. Not the er, hahahaha alleged criminal pervo acts with young boys of course. So what I mean is, I don't agree with the sometimes wholesale dismissive ridicule of Mike's creative output as a mere sideline to a dreadful and prolonged joke, though it actually was a prolonged joke. And he was funny and not just funny peculiar.

Curiously among celebrity, Mike was always so polite, generous and correct with fans, media and hell, everybody. Mike seemed that he would be one of the few famous people that would be easy, fun and worthwhile to be around and that you could even learn something from him. He was also the loneliest. All pretty right on unless you were say, a handsome twelve year-old with tender genitals whose parents needed a cool million or twenty three...But I digress.

Among his endless record breaking records is that of the most charities supported by a celebrity. My Lord. What does it all mean? Mike was if not nuts, then very seriously troubled. Many would be and far worse and far less in such circumstances. Go figure.

Jackson was the incredible triumph over and the awful fall to a tragic and beyond belief abusive childhood. I still wonder why his venal cruel bastard of a non-Father was never charged or knee capped with a baseball bat...by Mike. But then I'm surprised Michael never received the same treatment.

Whatever way ya cut it and you do, Michael Jackson really was the greatest entertainer of all time. Of course that aint really always a guarantee other things, is it?

Anyway, the virtually dignified funeral memorial was a hell of a thing. No really. And some of the scenes from hell included the hideous race baiting bigot and fraud Al Sharpton, babbling his blame-shifting logical fallacy for ca$h, publicity, power and influence as per usual.

And then they virtually all gave a standing ovation to this criminal freak. It says much that is disturbing about the darkness and profound cognitive dissonance within black culture and especially celebrity, and in fact all celebrity that there can largely be no quality control in their perceptions. I'll wager that there ain't a lot of serious book and literature consumption in Tinsel Town, hey?

From the Obamessiah, to Wright to Farrakhan to Sharpton, anyone can get up and blame whitey and the Jews though. Funny how ya never really see the same thing from say the Vietnamese.

Hey, take a very nasty look into the venal New Age control freak beliefs of Oprah.

I'm sorry for the dreadful loss, but hey, they didn't appear to do too much effective about Mike the nut brother while he was alive. When Mike was a child, his "caring" brothers would fuck endless girls in the same room. No really. "Whatever you do, don't look around!" they'd say to poor, lonely and head spinning Mike. Riight. Oh my Lord. Ugh. Ah, we all look bad eventually if trapped long enough within the media.

And man, the Jackson family were very, very talented but er, maybe not that bright, not that it's a crime. Mike was maybe the most smart and sensitive one but what do I know? Nuttin'. Though like all his brothers, he had that introverted walking on eggshells and whispering schtick going, as you would. While his non-intervening mother was weak and his father was a violent, bullying, child assaulting greedy swine. Go figure. That's showbiz.

Christina Aguilera Michael is a nasty boy.




Via Michelle Malkin the REAL AL SHARPTON:

Al Sharpton is a race hustler, a conman and a rich shitbag.

"Shame on every enabler who has aided and abetted Al Sharpton’s campaign to mainstream, enrich, and advance himself as a “civil rights leader” for decades despite his lying, poisonous, police-hating, crime-coddling, race-hustling agenda. Shame on the Democrat Party, which has embraced him and honored him with the stage at the Democrat National Convention,

1987: Sharpton spreads the incendiary Tawana Brawley hoax, insisting heatedly that a 15-year-old black girl was abducted, raped, and smeared with feces by a group of white men. He singles out Steve Pagones, a young prosecutor. Pagones is wholly innocent — the crime never occurred — but Sharpton taunts him: “If we’re lying, sue us, so we can . . . prove you did it.” Pagones does sue, and eventually wins a $345,000 verdict for defamation. To this day, Sharpton refuses to recant his unspeakable slander or to apologize for his role in the odious affair.

1991: A Hasidic Jewish driver in Brooklyn’s Crown Heights section accidentally kills Gavin Cato, a 7-year-old black child, and antisemitic riots erupt. Sharpton races to pour gasoline on the fire. At Gavin’s funeral he rails against the “diamond merchants” — code for Jews — with “the blood of innocent babies” on their hands. He mobilizes hundreds of demonstrators to march through the Jewish neighborhood, chanting, “No justice, no peace.” A rabbinical student, Yankel Rosenbaum, is surrounded by a mob shouting “Kill the Jews!” and stabbed to death.

1995: When the United House of Prayer, a large black landlord in Harlem, raises the rent on Freddy’s Fashion Mart, Freddy’s white Jewish owner is forced to raise the rent on his subtenant, a black-owned music store. A landlord-tenant dispute ensues; Sharpton uses it to incite racial hatred. “We will not stand by,” he warns malignantly, “and allow them to move this brother so that some white interloper can expand his business.” Sharpton’s National Action Network sets up picket lines; customers going into Freddy’s are spat on and cursed as “traitors” and “Uncle Toms.”

Some protesters shout, “Burn down the Jew store!” and simulate striking a match. “We’re going to see that this cracker suffers,” says Sharpton’s colleague Morris Powell. On Dec. 8, one of the protesters bursts into Freddy’s, shoots four employees point-blank, then sets the store on fire. Seven employees die in the inferno.

If Sharpton were a white skinhead, he would be a political leper, spurned everywhere but the fringe. But far from being spurned, he is shown much deference. Democrats embrace him. Politicians court him. And journalists report on his comings and goings while politely sidestepping his career as a hatemongering racial hustler.."


This scene will get ya everytime.




Mike performing live for MTV 10th anniversary.




Mike Come Together.




Mike destroys MTV's rather mediocre boundaries..




Mike Money.




Mike Tabloid Junkie. Mike neglects to mention the kiddie frolics.
“In September 1995, Michael said to J. Randy Taraborrelli: "Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth."




Mike Smooth Criminal. Riiight.



A maudlin though effecting lyric by the talented Bel Air Communist Charlie Chaplin. Smilings great. Sadly they can still shoot you even if you grin like a Cheshire cat flying through the stratosphere on Acapulco Gold.

"Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though its breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you smile with your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll find that life is still worthwhile

If you just
Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying?
You'll find that life is still worthwhile

If you just
Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though its breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

that's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying?
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile."

"A day without a laugh is a wasted day." Charles Chaplin.




Living with wacky old Mike the Marathon Boy. “Is it safe?” Sometimes no. Dig the hideous antique salesman of hideous antiques as he rubs his hands and squirms on the Michael Jackson non stop gravy train.




Imitation of Life 1934 Pt 1.




Ah, the righteous indignation of pure corn melodrama. If only that very beautiful woman had a nice fully licenced and loaded 45 and shot the circus geek guy in the knees, then let him crawl in the gutter like the dog he is. Not that I'd ever do that.




Ah, we all must leave eventually.

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Dirty Obama.



Mike does Dirty Diana. One of my favourite Mike toons with it's coiled and sprung beat. When I lived in Taiwan in 1990, Diana was on very high island and personal rotation along with Liberian Girl. Ah, the night market moon walk and a beer with a snake blood chaser. "Oh no!" Hey, speaking of belly crawling reptiles, Obama says no to “interfering in Iran” and siding with the young against psychopathic Islamofascists. Got it. But yes to being on the side of Chavez, Ortega and the Castro Twins and interfering with the Honduran Congress attempts to stop an old-time Latin rhumba leftard dictatorship for life. AH, nuance and real politic Obambi style.



Dirty Diana. Michael Jackson.

"Oh no...Oh no...Oh no...

You'll never make me stay
So take your weight off of me
I know your every move
So won't you just let me be
I've been here times before
But I was too blind to see
That you seduce every man
This time you won't seduce me

She's saying that's ok
Hey baby do what you please
I have the stuff the you want
I am the thing that you need
She looked me deep in the eyes
She's touchin' me so to start
She says there's no turnin' back
She trapped me in her heart

Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, no
Dirty Diana
Let me be! Oh no...


She likes the boys in the band
She knows when they come to town
Every musician's fan after the
curtain comes down
She waits at backstage doors
For those who have prestige
Who promise fortune and fame
A life that's so carefree

She's says that's ok
Hey baby do what you want
I'll be your night lovin' thing
I'll be the freak you can taunt
And I don't care what you say
I want to go too far
I'll be your everything
If you make me a star

Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, no


She said I have to go home
'Cause I'm real tired, you see
But I hate sleepin' alone
Why don't you come with me
I said my baby's at home
She's probably worried tonight
I didn't call on the phone to
Say that I'm alright

Diana walked up to me,
She said I'm all yours tonight
At that I ran to the phone
Sayin' baby I'm alright
I said but unlock the door.
Because I forgot the key.
She said he's not coming back
Because he's sleeping with me

Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah."

ALLAHPUNDIT at hotair: “Jacko’s dad on son’s death: Hey, be sure to check out my new record label. Tales of Joe Jackson’s brutality towards his kids are legendary, but it’s one thing to read about it and another to see the callousness in action.”

“Yeah it’s bin tuff. Remember we just lost the biggest super star in the world.”
Child abusing dirt bag Joe Jackson. Ah, and Joe puts in a good word for Reverend Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, two premier venal lifetime parasites and grievance opportunist uber-frauds.

Obama and HuffPo sycophant Nico Pitney in tandem and love.

Kruthammer nails Honduras and Obama’s pro-Marxist anti-Congressional venality. There is no one and I do mean NO ONE, that Obama would not throw under the bus for applause.
“A rule of thumb is that whenever you find yourself on the side of Hugo Chavez, Daniel Ortega and the Castro twins, you are to re-examine your assumptions.”



Colonel Neville: Could Carol be any browner? Nobody ever read the phony stimulus bill and the cap and trade mega fraud pusher hasn’t read her pet scam either. "I've read vast portions of it," energy czar Carol Browner said of the bill.” Five stars for obvious bullshit.

Boehner bravely attempts to block another socialist fiscal dagger in the heart of the USA.

Via mcclatchydc: “...among Afghanistan's increasingly educated and media-savvy younger generation. Student groups denounced the newspaper's closure and refused to hold their tongues in public.

Mohammed Faqiri, the spokesman for Herat University's "New Generation Club," admits that his group has some pretty advanced views for young people in a traditional Muslim nation, but he said he's sure that his group is in the mainstream on one issue: Iran.

"The Iranian government has finally exposed itself as a theocratic, totalitarian regime," said Faqiri, 23, a leader of the organization of a dozen students who meet secretly once a week because the Afghan government frowns on their independent political activities.
"Iranian leaders are trying to hang onto power by killing people and destroying their free media."

PJTV on how left liberal friends avoid talking about Global Warming bullshit.

Michael Jackson the experimental kid.

Was Mike so great after the Jackson 5, 12 or 45? Apparently so.


The following are some of the incredible achievements of Michael Jackson. Can ya do better kid, huhn? Well can ya? Comment: "TruthHound:

Most Successful Concert Series - Guiness Book Of World Records.

Michael Jackson sold out for seven nights at Wembley Stadium, London, England in the summer of 1988. A total of 504,000 people saw Michael perform July 14-16, 22-23, and August 26-27, 1988.

Biggest Selling Album Of All Time - Guiness Book Of World Records

Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” Album is the biggest selling album of all time, with over 50 million copies sold worldwide. Thriller is also the biggest selling U.S album with sales of 25 million copies.

80’s Most #1 Hits. By The End of the 1980’s MIchael Jackson had more #1 hits than any other artist for the decade.

Awards. Michael has more awards than any other artist.

Entertainer Of The Decade. With the #1 (Thriller)and #2 (Bad) ranked albums in the world Michael was the 1980’s

Entertainer Of The Decade. Most Grammy Awards - Guiness Book Of World Records.
Michael won a record breaking 8 Grammy Awards in 1984, more than any other artist in one year.

Largest Contracts - Guiness Book Of World Records. $890 million (Sony Music). Contract, with prospective earnings of $1 billion.

Greatest Audience - Guiness Book Of World Records. The highest-ever viewership was 133.4 million viewers watching the NBC transmission of Super Bowl XXVII on June 31, 1993. Michael was spotlighted during the half-time peformance.

Highest-Paid Commercial Spokesperson - Guiness Book Of World Records. Pepsi Cola paid Michael Jackson $12 million to do 4 TV commercials.

Bad Tour - Guiness Book Of World Records. Michael Jackson’s world tour brought in a record gross revenue of over $124 million during September 1987-December 1988.

100 Million Records. Michael has sold over 100 million singles and albums outside of the U.S.

Billboard Charts. Michael Jackson is the first person in the 37 year history of the chart to enter at # 1, with his single “You Are Not Alone”. Michael broke his previous redord held by his single “Earth Song” which debuted at #5.

Biggest Selling Video. Michael Jackson’s “The Making Of Thriller” is the biggest selling video to be released by an artist.

Billboard “Hot 100” Singles Chart. Most #1 Hits by Male Artist (13)

#1 Debuts. Michael’s “Bad”, “Dangerous”, and “HIStory” albums all debuted at #1.

Consecutive #1 Singles. Jackson 5 were the first group to ever have four consecutive #1 singles.

#1 On Charts. In 1983 Michael became the first artist to simultaneously hold the number one spots on Billboard’s rock albums and rock singles charts, as well as the R&B albums and singles charts.

First Video. Michael Jackson was the first black artist to have a video aired on MTV."

Last Mike press show.

Friday, 26 June 2009

Incredibly talented, generous, manipulative and strange human being Michael Jackson is dead.







The Story Of Life. For what it's worth, here’s four of my sub-budget efforts with the wrong people at the wrong place and at the wrong time. Ain’t that much of life?



"KING OF POP Michael Jackson died last night after a massive heart attack. He collapsed and stopped breathing after an apparent injection of a powerful painkiller named Demerol. Jacko was said to be addicted to the drug - similar to morphine - and it is feared he took an overdose." A very interesting report via British newspaper The Sun.

Mark Steyn bursts the bubble somewhat of the boy in the bubble.
"For a while, he liked to hang out at Disneyland with Mickey Mouse, one of the few A-list celebrities with whom he had anything in common - not least the white gloves, squeaky voice, snub nose, bizarre albino face bearing no relation to the jet black surround, and a penchant for hanging out with kids even though you’re well into middle age."


Via Foxnews: “Michael Jackson died today”.

Colonel Neville: Why is that so impossible to hear? It's true. But it is kinda ah, weird, eh? It’s an ordinary and extraordinary thing that ordinary people die. It happens every moment. What is it when extraordinary people die? It’s the same and yet it’s not is it? Jesus Christ, it’s not just reactions that are either ordinary and or extraordinary. Whatever way you cut it, it’s a rotten drag that the great, great and rather er, odd talent known as Michael Jackson has died, and I imagine he’s feeling damn disappointed too. And Farrah Fawcett Major and Ed McMahon too.

Believe me, death is usually fucking crap and comes with few very laughs, and whenever truly great talents die well, it does have a certain resonance similar in many ways to the kind that one can sometimes only experiences in the middle of a long night.

I don’t care if stars are allegedly or definitely totally washed up, I don’t need celebrities to die to get my kicks. I should be half as washed up as some of them or should I? Nope. I can kick small animals for that. However dull stars may become even if they’re as dull as me, I wish all of 'em that I dug were still around, though alive course. And gee, I do note that Jackson and many others, seem to have achieved a little more than me. No really.

Sure I did that outstanding bathroom tiling, but does it really compare? Even with the splendid grouting. You should see the new tea towel rack...

The fact is, can a massive talent like Michael Jackson ever really be washed up? Nope per se. It’s laughable to see what he could do and most others can’t, and not think well, what else is there to do? Not much, and not necessarily illegal. Well, something musically current and cutting I guess. Ah, there's "nothing more dated than the latest thing," as they say.

OK, for Mike it sure had been a long weird twilight of often re-hash while seemingly decked out in the wardrobe department of the old TV show Dallas and a funeral wholesaler from Dubai. I'm sure he could have come up with some cool new material if he could just ah... But we’ll never know now, eh?

People forget that like movie stars, pop stars just need some great new material to make the corny cliché of the “comeback". And unlike most movie stars who cannot create an original screenplay at all, Jackson could write and perform all that damn great and not so great stuff out of himself and as they say:
“a genius is someone who does easily what most others find difficult or impossible.”
Jackson had already done enough for just about anybody. And if he came up with some more swingin’ tunes, there ya go again.

There was nothing about peformance that Mike didn't know. I loved that he could sing at the top of the range with real punch, and his act always roared into town. His ability to put everything into a song: the instantly recognisable intro, verse, marvellous hooks, grooves, feel, sound, tempo and those fantastic changes and bridges. My, my. The urge to move that everyone gets when they hear a Jackson toon NEVER fades.

Now like most pop musicians regards the real and harsh world, once Jackson went beyond the personal and human condition, Mike usually had little to say of any real depth or meaning beyond well, ersatz concerns and boilerplate. Celebrities default most often to standard teenage babblings, spouting what is almost invariably sans any actual insight requiring any serious effort. Sya like reading books or gaining actual qualifications and experience in their entireley predictable pet subjects. No really.

Now I find nostalgia a draining sentimental bore, and it's a little unfair, but it’s a little amusing that acts that are allegedly so hot are rarely if ever anywhere near what Jackson is as a "wash up", or what he did before he was even a teenager. There’s room for everybody but sometimes it is to laugh, eh? Maybe some folks lack not just the often essential key driver of a poverty stricken to plain old poor background like Mike’s family had. Or for that matter the contrived lunacy and the actual insanity, though most celbrities actually are nuts,just plain dumb or both.

I aspire to be as good as Jackson. That’s Tony Jackson the fruiterer.

Jesus, I really just can’t stand going into the disturbing celebrity loon life of Jackson or this post will never end. Like the VERY alleged creepy claustrophobic kiddie frolics, the freaky disturbing Islam thing and the splastic disturbery and so on ad nauseum.

Now I don't think of the MSM as a reliable source of anything much worth a damn but unintentional laughs, frustration, nausea and tedium, but two of Mike's signature motifs have some rather startling evidence, don't they? And with his dimwitted brother saying "may Allah be with you," I imagine Michael's personal Islamic creepfest would fit in nicely and be right up his alley barbar.

Here's the thang: the only way Mike's kiddie fiddling could not be true is if none of it's true. Sadly, this is virtually impossible and a massive Himalaya of disturbing evidence says that it is true. Fifty years-old and apparently not ONE authentic, vaguely normal adult relationship with an adult female or adult male for that matter. Two laughable fake beard marriages, and a major investment being a strange park, an oddly sterile looking bad taste joint that brought endless children to the peculiarly kitcho world of Michael Jackson, the pie eyed piper of Neverland.

Why would an adult want to spend that much time with kids? They ain't that much fun especially after the first exhausting day of school holidays, are they? So your first and most natural reaction would be? Something was very, very, very well, criminally wrong.


Ya know outside of their specialty, celebrities can be tedious and ineffective misfits and thus award winning. I should be so lucky. I just have tedious and ineffective anonymity and no riches. Celebrities usually have identical dumber than dog hair leftard opinions and are commonly surrounded by repellent and gloomy parasites and not just their parents. But that’s show biz. What an enormous talent Michael Jackson was and what a freaking loss. Literally. Go figure.


While momentous events happen that will seriously effect our lives, the zeitgeist is "Drowning in Jackson."

On worshipping an alleged "pedophile."

More Steyn on Jackson: "Life and Death. "I thought he had a sad life. And he was a conspicuous victim of a very unpleasant and dysfunctional childhood."


I Had A Plan Or Two.




I Lost My Memory.




Make Our Own People.

Monday, 1 December 2008

Infidel's of Earth! All must accept Islam or we will EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!













Local Muslim loon and professional bore, Seabass Reedy, seen here preaching at his local Mosque, somehow managed to compose an idiot Islamist letter/sub-text threat, and then sent it to the mighty AIM, a fellow anti-Islam site. On the left is local creep and Imam, IGAG the Hydroid Dominator of All Known Plexis Galaxy's. On the right is Mohammad Wilson, fruiterer, and recent convert to the Plan For Destruction and Enslavement of the Altoovian Dimension.





I'm gonna dedicate this post to Robert Spencer of the essential Jihadwatch org and his new book titled Stealth Jihad. And a very suitable adjunct, in an incredible report from the great Atlasshrugs, on a beyond belief Islamist Parade down Madison Avenue and Park Avenue. I kid you not.

Hey! Everyone loves a parade! Er, no.

No really, ya gotta see this shit. It's worthy of a Zombietime gallery, but presented with an acceptable facade masking the relentless Muslim territorial takeover.

Yep, Bob's cool latest book plus this creepy freaky Atlas bit on the Islamisation of the West, and right in the heart of New York, the city that Islam has contributed so much to is er, you know the drill...deeply sickening and terrifying.

Dig. The groovy, empirical and courageous Islam Monitor, regularly put up some of my feeble posts. Recently they received a fun filled and light hearted threat from your bog standard and uncomprehending Muslim wacko. Nope, it ain't Makeel, the rebranded Islamist freak Michael Jackson. Yep, Islam just loves black American weirdo, decadent pop stars! Go figure.

Anyhow, I thought I'd reply. Now there's really an avalanche of this stuff, so why bother? Well, oddly, he gave his address. No, really. Why? Damned if I know. The average Islamist circus freak and Leftard Marxist is usually as per signed as "Anonymous", thus proving they're always right... They're just shy, that's all!

Is the address authentic? Perhaps we'll let the ever vigilant Plodding Department of Police and the naff anti-terror chum's check it out. I must call them.

Colonel Neville: "Er, as an anti-terror agency, are you amazingly PC narrow and clueless and why not, or why yes?"

Hey, I changed his name and address for this rather pointless post, but the letter is intact, including grammar and spelling errors. Hey, Reedy! It's "i before e, except after c!" Dig and giggle then read my charming response, for what it's worth. If we only knew how deeply the tapestry of Islamist snakes has infiltrated our society, we would never get to sleep at night...


Seabass Reedy:

“Peace be with those who accept the guidance. I, 'Seabass Reedy, of Flat 1 Dogbreath Place Geekville', [Colonel Neville: name and address changed to protect the profoundly stupid.] testify that there is no god but God, and that Mohammad is his messenger. Now, having looked at your website, and wanting to get straight to the point, and with God as my witness, and acting for his sake:

First of all, you should shut down your website immediately, stop your anti-islamic activity, and practice your own religion without attacking the religion of God, the religion of Abraham the upright, and notify me and other Muslims that you have done so.

If not, then sirs, seeing that you have read the Qur'an, and you openly reject it, and you still say that Jesus is the son of God, and you do this publicly, and you openly have made yourselves an enemy of God and his messenger and the believers, and with fear of my Lord, the almighty, who has no son, and with hope of recieveing his mercy, and with the intention of doing good for the community by removing the crookedness that you are propagating, and thus making clearer for the public the way to the straight path,

I say to you, just as God has revealed to me in His book, the noble Qur'an (3:61): "Come! let us gather together,- our sons and your sons, our women and your women, ourselves and yourselves: Then let us earnestly pray, and invoke the curse of Allah on those who lie!"

Praise be to God. I'm ready when you are, and in sha Allah, my wife and son will be with me when you accept. You have my email”:


Colonel Neville:

Dear Seabass Reedy:

Hey, how about those Boston Redsox?

Anyhoo, regards your er, missive to Islam Monitor...are you nuts? Er, we have to "shutdown" the site "immediately" or um, what exactly? Don't tell me. You'll hold your breath or use satire? Oops, you are already. Alrighty then.

One thing. Don't give out your address when sending wacko, deluded, uncomprehending, humourless and dumb as dog hair emails. These details just might be passed on to the Police.

For a loon, the truth will always be "un-Islamic activity".

"An enemy of God" eh? Ya don't say? Well, what can ya do. Hey, "reject the Koran". Well, that may be because it's insane, turgid, unreadable and insane. Oh, I said that already. Did I mention it's like, a total drag and like, so last season? Barf me with a spoon!

Here I quote you babbling on with some Krazy Koran Krap: "Come! let us gather together,- our sons and your sons, our women and your women, ourselves and yourselves: Then let us earnestly pray, and invoke the curse of Allah on those who lie!"

Riiight. Ok...So I'll take that as a negative then? "Accept" eh? Visa? Er, sorry Chuckles. I'll have to decline I'm afraid. It's the little things really. The massive Himalaya of global and historical Muslim Islamic terror, and Mohammad being a mass murdering pedophile, rapist, Jew hating loon hallucinating the filth of the Koran in a cave ad nauseum. And the beards. A little 7th century for me and itchy too, I imagine.

So all the best with your current inherited madness, Jim. Try not to hurt yourself or anybody else, will you?

Colonel Neville.