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Friday, 29 July 2011

Derek and Clive Discuss One Terrorist Attack in Around 17,504 Since 9/11 That Was Not By Muslims.






















The black deluded heart of inhuman darkness. Oh, the crushing hideous irony. Horribly murdered by a twisted and deluded self-admitted atheist socialist psychopath, the Norwegian Marxist leftist teenage variants concerned were members of the Norwegian LABOUR Party youth wing - and together with more than a few middle-aged Hamass groupies on the island of Utoyo had rather ironically been er, um, gee, celebrating the wonderful Jew-hating nihilist and mass-murdering psychopaths of Hamass and their Charter an' all their ongoing Islamofascist and leftist plans to demonize, economically destroy and annihilate the Jews and Israel. Like, totally rad, dudes. 

Gee, some of the students were wearing fashionable Jew hatin’ Hamass head slicer scarves. Radically sick, bro. I guess that's why the leftist director of the House of Literature in Oslo and former leader of the RED Electoral Alliance, [no, really] Mr Aslak Sira Myreh the current liar and fraud would call these Hamass pals if even by mere default, the more anodine term of "young political activists", instead of the more ugly yet accurate term for what many and perhaps all, sadly were. But hey, that's The disgusting Guardian via the equally screwy newtpaper 'The Age.'

Yet the endearing mop tops never had the chance to protest against all the rapes of Norwegian women and girls in the last five years being committed by wonderful peace loving Muslim immigrants. Cos’ er, you know, naturally they would have, wouldn’t they, bein’ all feminist an’ all. I’m sure it was on the agenda. Oh, there it is, pencilled. Nope, that says how Hamass are just swell and to get some more Rage Against the Machine downloads.




[Post dedicated to the great Walid Shoebat. Shoebat com.UPDATE: Frontpagemag with incredible Breivik et al insights. Sultankinish with more and more. BRILLIANT video takedown on the radicalisation of Anders Breivik via answeringmuslims com. Hat tip to Jill. UPDATE: Peter Hitchens on the massive anabolic steroid drug taking Breivik.]


Derek and Clive.


Clive: Now here’s an idea. Regards the family background of the all round repellent Anders Breivik, the plastic faced Norwegian mass murderer, psychopath and Thunderbird puppet freakishly devoid of humour..Breiviks is a pro-eugenics, pro-abortion Darwinist racialist, an identity politics spouting welfare state advocate and an oddly self-admitted crippled son of a Euroweenie liberal, socialist feminist mother and the estranged son of a largely absent lefty father. It's hardly your typical er, Christian Church going conservative family type profile like say, the Palin's, is it, Derek?

Derek: He sounds utterly fucking horrible. If it wasn't for this toasted cheese sandwich I'd be filled with despair.

Clive: That's the power of melted cheese, Derek. Clearly Breivik was influenced by the well-known rabble-rousing fringe extremist wackos that he referenced such as er, gee, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, John F. Kennedy, Andrew Jackson, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Lao Tzu, John Locke, Rudyard Kipling, George Orwell, Mark Twain, John Stuart Mill, William James and the Founding Fathers etc.

Naturally, we can expect at least a billion more Breiviks at any moment to start screaming out of every reference library. It's those evil books full of historical figures and other people recklessly discussing facts and values. Oh dear, he also referenced Freidrich Nietzche, Marx and Mohammad. So the left have just admitted that Nazism, Communism and Islam are a perfect three-way match. Well, I'll be a Darwinian conundrum.

Derek: The wilful cognitive dissonance of the left sickens me. 'Ere, funny I thought, but a lot of lazy lefty media fuckers have been trying to connect Breivik to the very working class EDL, the English Defence League but 'ere I said, 'ere! The Australian newspaper reported that, and I fucking quote: "He came from an affluent background, shared an Oslo flat with his wealthy mother and went to a middle-class secondary school in the city." I imagine she polished his bottom every Thursday to make it all shiny.

Clive: Quote you do Derek and no, not very lager and crisps is he.

Derek: Hang on a minute! It's just like those wealthy upper middle-class shits of Baader Meinhoff, Patty Hearst and the SLA and the Weathermen etc, fucking ad nauseum.

Clive: Ah, classic nihilist mass murderers of the left as they always have been. I once had a Bill Ayers arsehole ashtray.

Derek: Lovely.

Clive: Coincidentally, Breiviks the mumsy boy, said his shocking crimes were "necessary", which is exactly what the left always say about their own relentless nihilist political ideology of destruction on the way to their creep Utopia yet a road to serfdom for us, and exactly what their hero Che the child killer Guevara said about his endless murder sprees.

Laughably, the dirtbag Breivik now requests a platform to drone on about his witless, uncomprehending psycopathy. As a platform I suggest a high wooden one with a short rope.

Derek: Everyone loves Norwegian wood.

Clive: Not to mention Norwegian rope, Derek. Not to mention smashing in Breiviks knees with a German trench shovel, yet I am a man of peace, Derek. If I am a man of anything it would be peace. Fucking peace is my thing. Call me an old stick in the mud conservative, but I cannot stand mass murdering psychopaths.

Derek: Typical fucking intolerant conservative!

Clive: Exactly, Derek. And here's an interesting fact. The Norwegian island of Utoya, where the next generation of Marxist socialist Jew-hating teens were frollicking until to quote the great Mark Steyn, their "fantasy life completely supported by the system they despise" collided with a criminal and disgustingly unhinged reality, was a er, gee, my my, a FATAH PLO political and terrorist training camp. Another criminal, disgusting and unhinged reality. In fact PLO creeps have had a presense there for around golly gee, fifteen years as you do and all lauded by the idiot dhimmie Norwegian Prime Miniature. What a surprise that Euroweenie socialist twerps and Marxist totalitarians are eager and praising bedpals with Islamfascist terror groups an' all. Er, no. Hey, when Jew haters meet.

And look 'ere Derek, the Islamshits of FATAH/PLO have issued a heart-warming statement of condolences for their teenage "comrades" on Commie Island. Beware of the irony overload, Derek, beware of the overload..
Via Debbie Schlussel: 'BETHLEHEM Fatah/the PLO was founded in part by Yasser Arafat, relative of Hitler’s best buddy, Hajj Amin Al-Husseini, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem who begged Hitler to speed up the Final Solution of the Jews and export it to the Middle Yeast.

(Ma’an) — Fatah Youth released a statement on Saturday condemning attacks in Norway which have reportedly killed over 90 people.

FATAH: “It is with consternation that we have received the dramatic news of an awful terrorist attack against a summer camp ran by our comrades of Norwegian Labor Youth ‘AUF,’” the statement said.

The Fatah Youth group had taken part in the summer camp in the past on the Island of Utoya, near Oslo, where over 90 people were reportedly killed in a shooting spree on the Island and a bomb attack in Oslo on Friday, news reports said.

“Fatah Youth declares its consternation about the terror attack. There are no words to describe an attack against people that have been our comrades in our struggle for freedom and independence. Very few people have stood by our side as much as the Norwegian people, and particularly our AUF comrades.”

“We know those who have been cowardly assassinated. Those are people that have stood for the human and national rights of the Palestinian people both in Europe and while visiting Palestine.

“Fatah Youth has participated for almost 15 years in the same summer camp and our youth has benefited by learning and sharing experiences on democracy and advocacy for peace and justice.

“We hope that those responsible for this criminal terror attack will be brought to justice. Such sick minds should not have a place in any society."
Clive: And here's a crushing video on the murder and decapitation of the Jewish Fogel Family that shows what the Islamofascist Palestinian idea of 'peace' looks like.

Funny innit Derek, how the leftarded media immediately attacked every conservative blogger, writer, politician and waiter in the world before expressing how much they allegedly naturally care about over ninety murdered teenagers. The left are the go-to creeps for crocodile tears and contrived outrage. They are a mob. They thrive on lies, manipulation, mayhem and the wreckage that they do. Then they instantly move on to a newly useful pet and front, with never an apology for their invariably utter failures. There's a negative side too.

Derek: They sicken me yet I have to listen to the parasitical freaks 24 hours a day. The left believe they are never wrong thus their 100 percent failure rate.

Clive: Exactly. The twerps of the mainstream media say that Breivik the arsehole of the month, is naturally a “fundamentalist Christian” because he followed the dictum of er, “slay them where you find them”. Oddly that’s one of Mohammad’s. Clearly they do not read, especially the truly outstanding objective analytical and research skills of PRODOS on this. Bastards.

Derek: Mohammad. He was fucking ‘orrible. Where’s my cheese sandwich? I was just moulding it into a rough hewn creamcheese nude of Bob Brown. I thought that the more that you followed the words and deeds of Jesus Christ and the fundamentals of Christianity, like the Golden Rule of love your neighbour and treat people as you would want to be treated etc, the nicer you’d be. I thought the more you follow Marxist left radicalism and the words and deeds of Mohammad, the more of a dangerous nihilist lying fuck you'd be.

Clive: Au contraire Derek, it just shows you how wrong you can be if you don’t accept the cognitive dissonant grovelling betrayal and venally opportunistic lies of our leftist betters, Derek. accept the dominant left paradigm, Derek, or they'll smash your face in. The stupid fuckers have ignored the fact that every conservative and conservative group are instantly and naturally repelled by Breivik, and that he acted it appears, alone. There are precisely zero conservative movements based on intimidation, coercion and mass murder. The left and Islam have thousands and always have. It's what they are. But then, conservatives value the freedom of the individual and people above all, while the left and Islamofascists always value absurd and abstract collectivist and tribal ideas over human beings. Now Derek, you’ve heard of the left dominated mainstream media? It was in all the papers.

Derek: Of course! How do you think I got VD? So you mean the dying media. The relentlessly incompetent, grossly lying ideology perverts, fraudulently opportunistic ends justify the means, hideously venal, logical fallacy spouting zombies, dumber than dog hair living dead, cognitive dissonant and laughably irrelevant affluent Invasion of the Body Politic Snatcher asshats of the dominant leftist mob of the MSM? The weirdo bores that will use any pet cause to keep and gain total raw power, to delegitimize any dissent and to annihilate their enemies and advance their dissonant, treasonous ideology? You mean those laughably phony yet spineless lying circus geeks? The delightful clods who try their best to dehumanise Jews, Conservatives and Christians et al?

Clive: As usual you are too kind, Derek.

Derek: I can’t be cruel to a dying medium. Apparently Clive, there's little chance of the average Norwegian being an actual Christ believing Christian if you read this miserable study I was reading in the bog.

Clive: What's in it, Derek? Anything about cheese?

Derek: If fucking only. "In Sweden, church is for 'unbelievers', Three-quarters of Swedes belong to the country's official church but only 15 percent believe in Jesus."

Clive: Hardly a basis for your Christian belief. More like a have your Christ and eat it wankers guild. Which reminds me..

Derek: Funny innit, how after every hourly bag of shit Islamic terror attack that the media don’t report, the same leftist filth take forever to mention gee, Islam, and that’s if they ever do mention it. Then they say they’re not real Muslims and that they are a tiny teeny minority that have hijacked the fun filled love of global Islamic jihad. This is the bleeding opposite of what they do to the virtually once a decade non-Muslim terror attacks. Then it’s anything but the harsh facts, Ma’am. Fuck ‘em all.

Clive: Yes, Derek. Interesting how Islam is so often hijacked by actual hijackers. Well, the neutered lady boys and semi-women of the leftoid media say that Breivik is apparently a Christian and this is based on the fact that he said he is and that he murdered over ninety people.

Thus the usually ridiculous Peter Hartcher can report nevertheless the simple fact that, "..Europol this year reported that there were no right-wing terrorist attacks in Europe last year. There were, however, 45 left-wing and anarchist attacks and 160 separatist attacks..."

Derek: I must have negelected to read the front page of The fucking cunt up your arsehole prick Age on those days, Clive. So the left say that Anders is like er, The Salvation Army, John F Kennedy, The Pope, Jesus and ah, anyone who goes to Church like black Somali Christians then? Stupid turds.

Clive: That’s the logic such as it is in Saul Alinsky and Marxist Critical Theory tactics land, Derek. 15,000 black Ethiopian Jews living free in Israel mean nothing to the left as do millions and millions of Asian and black Christians throughout the world. The left are a mindless demonic mob. Did I tell you how I had a problem getting into the tourist line at The Vatican because the Pope had us pinned down with automatic fire? It’s the Christianity that drives him to it, you see.

Derek: It’s the Pope with a scope!

Clive: I had the same problem with heavy calibre crossfire when I tried to drop off an old pie griddle at the Salvation Army. If it wasn’t for the airstrike, I would never have got past the pile of armless dolls and soiled Twister games.

This is why Albert Einstein, so noted for his free and easy way with the standard patois of Lord Jim Far-East waterfront saloon slang said of journalism, and I quote, that it was “full of stupid collectivist cunts and other Marxist boobs, who would fuck a cancerous pig in a cesspool of shit if it suited their laughably fraudulent socialist control freak house of cards.” End quote.

Derek: Yes, but is George Galloway the snot sucking chimp rapist available?

Clive: At very short notice if there’s a free arse reaming involved. Though I hear Chomsky always brings his own excrement and Guy Rundle at The fucking Age actually is cancer. It’s a little known fact that Rundle, raconteur, skunk molester and Cairo toilet acrobat, has given virtually everyone cancer since 1987. He’s given my Aunt Dolly cancer and as she said to me during her weekly enema cum art installation, “if I wanted to lose control of my bowels and vomit on the couch, I’d subscribe to the fucking Age!” Trundling Rundle is a Marxist twerp and squirrel strangler, which at The Age is CV norm and where it’s entirely cool to follow a totalitarian ideology that has murdered over one hundred million people and counting, based on mass murder, lies, theft, conformity, envy, spite and madness.

Derek: Cunts, they’re all cunts! Arsehole Bundle Rundle used to call me all the fucking time. He asked me what kind of underwear I had on, the dirty fucker. I said you’d like me to tell that wouldn’t you, you shit headed bedpan wearing bastard, just so that you can imagine wearing my Y fronts on your fucking shrunken head, the turd. Clear off Rundle, you stripe assed baboon polisher, I said.

Clive: Ah, the famous Rundle Reamer Gambit. The left care so much, Derek, just not about anyone else, anything factual or anything of actual worth. They notice many things that have never happened but are wilfully oblivious to any relentless and actual moment by moment events of importance. If only any of the over17,000 murderous jihadist terror attacks since 9/11 got so much attention to the lefts imaginary detail. Or massive and organised global Jew hatred say, or North Korea, or The Congo, or Sudan or millions of child brides, or 6,000 genital mutilations a day leaving 120 million Muslim females victims in the world today, or Lebanese rape gangs, or 270 million people murdered over the centuries by Islamic expansion and infiltration or fourteen year-old Charlene Downes being kidnapped, raped, tortured and turned into food by Muslims in Britain etc, etc, etc, etc. Of course it’s not all this wonderful.

Derek: I blame the Anglicans.

Clive: Exactly.




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The brilliant analytical skills and insights of Prodos at prodos com and thinkertothinker com.

"Howdy,

Karma is a bitch . . . especially for Jew-haters who were Fatah's bitch. You hang out with snakes, you get bitten.

The idea is that the murdered anti-Israeli lefties brought their murder upon themselves.

However, my study of Breivik's "2083" Manifesto indicates that there is no such Cosmic Justice operating here.

Indeed, even Breivik's claimed support for Israel (as well as his claimed support for "Cultural Christianity") is merely a pragmatic device serving a "higher" purpose.

I believe that should the Breivik types get their way and form their "monocultural" ... "European Federation", Israel and the Jews will be next on the chopping block.

What will Debbie Schlussel say then?


Furthermore, the idea that "if you hang out with snakes, you get bitten" is supposed to mean that the Islamists (the "snakes") with whom the Norwegian Left is schmoozing with will ultimately "bite" the Norwegian Schmoozers.

Not that some wilder-eyed more brutally efficient Norwegian will annhialate the the Islamists + the Lefties + those whom both the Islamists actually hate and the middle class Lefties who play the hate-game (i.e. Israel & the Jews).

Don't underestimate the mechanically efficient brutality of the European. The Islamists are amateurs in comparison to the European Killing Machine, should it be stirred from its slumbers. Should it get its taste of blood.

Breivik: " ... we are a relatively cynical/cruel/goal oriented armed resistance group"

Debbie Schlussel doesn't seem to recognise a Rehearsal for Slaughter when she sees it. My guess is that she hasn't actually studied the "2083" manifesto.

That's like talking about Hitler without studying Mein Kampf. And then being surprised by the outcome.

Very stupid.

Prodos."

Friday, 23 July 2010

Hairdresser's Girlfriend Maid PM.




















PM Julian Willard pictured here with officials of The Amalgamated Rat and Affiliated Rat-Fraggers Union. [Julian's long-time companion is on the PM's shoulder.]


"It shows that a simple Marxist Socialist Forum President or humble frag-hag can achieve anything with the brutal support of the glorious peoples revolutionary committee!" said the PM's boyfriend, a very proud Leslie Beard. With the planned advent of same-old sex marriage, the First Couple plan to become the First Coupler's.

Noted for her sophisticated and profoundly stirring rhetorical skills, PM Willard stated: "My simpatico compadre the Minister for Global Warming and Global Socialism Suzie Wong, with her great profundity and her sublime almost opaque genius will be as it were, my bridesmaid revisited. Perhaps the French rather naturally and rightly so, would afford Suzie due homage and egalite' with the requisite sophisticate-enable' as they say, while I myself prefer the original German: "der embershlaushtingerbling zatz einer cruntsburn."] The Deputy PM and Treasurer Mr Potato Head will of course be the best man my government can assemble."

During the Prime Minister's policy speech on the threat of giant radio-active spiders, protesters who demanded the government immediately put in place firing squads for sceptics, conservatives, Christians and Jews could be heard chanting "Macho macho man! I wanna be a macho man now!"

The PM, dressed in a fabulous pinstripe suit with a smart red tie, matching waist-jacket and delightful flat-heeled very sensible shoes spoke of her love of riding a bike. "Leslie has always said I have a face made for cycling and that I actually have a Bicycle Jones! That's where you love bicycling so much you even sleep with a bicycle and one becomes in a sense, a bicycle! He is a dear."

The PM then spoke with enthusiasm of her "true love and biggest Jones" being her "beloved and wonderful socialist communism." Willard continued: "In fact I organised a glorious people's conference and wrote a pamphlet or two on "Being a Socialist Teacher". Oops, maybe I shouldn't mention it but then if I don't who will? Nobody."

Monday, 6 July 2009

Capitalist democracy is magnificent, effective moral and fun.



Living under Nazism, Islam, Marxist Communism and Socialism will naturally focus the minds of the sane so that you never take freedom for granted. Yep, capitalist democracy is great, unless they let in lots of Muslims and allow Marxist leftard liberals to infiltrate everything. Oh they have? Fabulous then.

















[WARNING! Some graphic photos, dumber than dog hair Muslim slogans like the one above, some as per usual ugly jihadist child murdering psychopaths and Krazy Koranic fashions. Sadly I can only post some of the literally thousands of cheery yet deeply disturbing photos, that I have collected over several years of the joy of Islam. Timers and explosives are sold seperately.]



Dear sports, as shown above, Islam clearly fills Muslims with a warm love of people. Muslims are people who need people. To scream at, threaten, blame, demand from, parasite off, lie and deceive, bore, oppress, mutilate, torture, rape, behead, blow-up, brainwash and invade. They are the luckiest people. On a clear day, I can see forever.

The Iranian theocracy controls what kind of haircuts young people are allowed to have. Think about that. 55% of Iranian youth have considered suicide.

Under the filth and uber-fascism of sharia law a nine year old girl and fifteen year old boy are treated as adults and they can be executed or kept in jail until they are eighteen and then executed. Ah, Islamic nuance and charm.


Via prodos com Islamic kiddie TV on how Muslims will murder Danish cartoonist's for sayin g Islam is violent as you do.

















The Polish, Hungarians, Latvians and every other Eastern Block country had death under Nazism and death under Communism and naturally they now love life and economic and political freedom under Western style capitalist democracy but even more so, because they’ve learnt the hard way what it means and how precious it is.

Imagine large proportions of the people living under Islamic dictatorships which is virtually every Islamic state, and all the people imprisoned in Marxist Communist ten to the power of 1984 shit piles like North Korea and Cuba etc, were suddenly free to choose everything. Suddenly millions of people saying the systems the leftards of the West love, but choose NEVER to actually live in are all pure shit as they abandon totalitarian collectivism to the abyss where it belongs.

Ah, a billion or more people COMPLETELY valuing and WANTING the best kind of freedom which is ALWAYS capitalist democracy. I can dig it. Sadly, many of the criminal, mediocre and insane in these places would still choose the power, privileges and slavery of totalitarian collectivist nihilism. Go figure.

All that the sane who want freedom need are the three essential things that the free always have: guns, lawyers and money. In Australia we have two out of three.


Celebrating Multicultural Diversity Presents!

Muslim Child care staff.
















Muslims mass madness in the heart of New York city. As you know, Islam has done so much for the Big Appple. Er, no.
















Muslims in Norway.
















Our rather geographically close Muslim Asian neighbours with a childs head. No really. Yeah sure, as our ex-PM Paul Keating and unchallenged, untouchable uber-rich bunko spouting boob says "Asia is where our future security lies." No. I don't think so. Only while we have more firepower.
















British Muslim immigrant bravery. This is what millions of Muslims REALLY think of and plan for the "Infidel" as soon as they have the numbers...










Ex-Gitmo fun loving terrorists are now getting gelati on a tropical island courtesy of the US taxpayers they are determined to destroy. That's showing 'em. No. Oh the cruelty and without a trial...tasting! If you can't get anything useful from psycopath jihadist freaks, better execute them on the battlefield as they did in a just as serious, but seriously declared war like gee, WWll. Ah, flavour flav.














Britain feels the Muslim immigrant love.





















Muslim Glee Club.
















Muslims celebrating diversity at Melbourne Tennis Centre in Australia.















Muslims kids celebrating multicultualism in Melbourne CBD on January 18 2009. No Muslim was even slightly prosecuted or inconvenienced in the making of this banner.


















Muslims in New York say thanks to PC multicultism for helping Islam destroy the free West so easily.


















In Sydney Australia, thousands of "moderate" Muslims attended an Islamic funeral for a Muslim criminal killer, as you do. Grave dancing starts at five.














Immigrant Muslim women in the free West show the awesome power of Western left liberal feminism. "Fuck you!" says the slave tent loon.


















Via atlasshrugs, two young sisters who were murdered as are thousands, for not "choosing" to wear the wonderful chador, which literally translates as tent. And more here.






















WARNING! Very graphic photo coming up!] PLUS bad grammar and CAPS with lots of exclamation marks. 24 hours a day and seven days a week, authentic Muslims commit 95% of global violence across the globe against everyone, anyone and other Muslims. Go figure.

Here's a standard YouTube post by the charming TheTrueIslamImam. [YouTube account link.]

However un-PC and hard to accept for many, he's a rather typical Muslim type living in Britain. No really. These people are NOT a minority.

Dig the exclamation points and the CAPS!!! It comes with the natural low IQ high percentages of inbred insanity. I neglected to keep the link but there is a mountain of this stuff because there are gee, millions of Muslims like this. No really.

Check out his fun collection of Jihadist vids. This is just a random pick and nowhere near the worst of course, in fact not anywhere near it. Believe me. Now imagine catching a late night train with this twisted fucking freak. You probably have...
“shut DA FUCK UP U MUNIFIQ BITHC!!!U SAY ONLY ALLAH SWT CAN JUDGE WHEN UR SHIAA FRIEND DO A REAL HARD NIKAH AL-MUTAH ON U FROM BEHIND IN FRONT OF UR PARENTS!!!! FUCKING SHIAA SLUT!!!!

who R U TRYING TO FOOL SHIAA SLUT!!! IF SOM1 RAPE U DON'T BLAME MUSLIMS BUT ONLY UR OWN FILTHY WORDS!!! The difference between Sunni Islam and Shiism is monumental; the Shia believe in false prophets after Prophet Muhammad (صلّى الله عليه وآله وسلّم) and thus there should no confusion that Shiism is Kufr. The difference between Sunni Islam and Shiism is on a core fundamental issue, one which shapes the entire faith itself. SHIISM IS KUFR!!!!!”
Colonel Neville: And which part again, is the positive area where we gain something useful and fun from Islam that we didn't have before? Ya got nothing. Carry on then. And they will and do. Though we may not.


Monday, 22 September 2008

Islam Sucks.
















Warning! Imam! Keep away from children, women, men and pets!



[Here's an old favorite from Wednesday 28 November 2007. Scroll down for the amusing list. Later, go to the original to dig the swinging comments of the time.]



From the great Roger Kimball: ‘Hassan al-Banna, the founder of the Muslim Brotherhood. Their credo: “Allah is our objective. The Prophet is our leader. Qur’an is our law. Jihad is our way. Dying in the way of Allah is our highest hope”.

I have a screech owl that I’ve called Mohammad. I also have a baboon and a chimpanzee named Mohammad. I have a dozen lovable newts, a hamster, a gnu, three aardvarks, a poodle, two mice, a rattlesnake and a sloth all named Mohammad. I also have a centipede, a slug, a blow fish, a family of Sea Monkeys and a Petri dish of bacteria all named Mohammad. I can say "Hey Mohammad!" and they all appear at once, alighting in photogenic pose.

The borderline insane and those that have rabidly leapt over that border of the mind, say that Mohammad is all. All lies? All insane? All over? All rubbish? All washed up? Allman Brothers? All I want to do is boogie? Gee, the fact is there’s absolutely no need to try to er, 'understand’ Islam, or come to an ‘accommodation’ with Mohammad and the Krazy Koran etc. Nope, can’t be done. Not without signing your own death warrant. None of that irrational and suicidal PC floop for me, bub. Islam/Islamism has exactly NOTHING to offer the great Western Canon whatsoever, except for the abyssKlavan at PJTV com on "Does Islam Suck?"

Come on, let’s be honest. With Islam there’s always the clearly implied threat of violence, isn’t there? Yep, allegedly there are millions and millions of wonderful, fabulous and regular laugh a minute Muslims well, everywhere. Look! There's one! Er, no. Sadly, this means they are not authentic Muslims as defined clearly by Islam but apostates. Also observe how any 'Muslim' dissident, feminist, journalist, intellectual folks etc, are in the West largely ignored, insulted and virtually completely unsupported by the MSM and left intelligentsia. It's empirical. In the Muslim world they're threatened or murdered. Going straight to the murder without the threats cuts down on the middle-Imam.

Name one left figure who supports a single courageous Iraqi er, semi-Muslim in their struggle for normality? I'd love to ask such illiberal boobs what kind of Iraq the people there should have. This 'logic' would mean either putting or allowing the Baathist Party back into power, or any dominant group of killers as long as they just love to hate America as the left indeed do.

So naturally reasonable semi-Muslim's are by default not generally the one's in charge in most if not all Islamic places I'm afraid, and in the way that counts, are they? Power in such peculiar states coming largely out of the oil fed barrel of a gun and the pages of the Koran, so to speak. Sadly and spelling theirs and our own doom, both Iraq and Afghanistan have placed Sharia Law within their Constitutions. Thus the West fights for Islamic Law...No really. Could things be any worse? Only if you have to listen to the Australian ABC's 24 hour faux news network.

In this year of 2010 our Assistant Treasurer Nick Sherry has with the support of Saudi stealth jihadists changed our tax laws to accommodate Sharia Law...No, REALLY. [Link via islammonitor org.] And many earnest left infected folks seem to forget that Islam entirely sucks for million's of Muslim's too, and to the point of death which sucks. When in Riyadh and Iran etc, one must do as Islamofascists do, which is "Destroy Infidels!" One thing though, under any circumstances, don’t ever "misunderstand" Islam. Your head may come off and you may just explode.

So this is what I do. Some of the ways I have found to utilize Mohammad the all purpose 7th Century pedophile, rapist, madman, mass murdering lice ridden Jew hating bandit is simply in conversation, to replace random or key words with Mohammad and so on. Everyone knows what you mean as when one says "Frankly, Islam scares the Hell out of me".

And yet we can get some of the few laughs available out of the old bastard freak and the rest of the axis of medieval regards the Krazy Koran and as Christopher Hitchens correctly called it, "the filth of Islam". I have also thrown in some swingin’ bumper stickers. So try these. Remember as Islam goes ever more global and local with the help of not just the left, we're all dead anyway or will wish we were. Especially the female half of the population. Still, it's a larf innit, eh?



ISLAM SUCKS.


Islam. The Religion of Peace...or else!

Hey! Did somebody just Mohammad?

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Koran.

Oh John! Oh Mohammad!

Oh God! I think I’m going to Mohammad!

Removes most bathroom Mohammad’s with a single wipe!

Removes even the most stubborn Mohammad’s in the wash!

I think we may have to put Mother into a home. She’s becoming more Mohammad everyday.

I’m afraid your tests are positive Mr Kowalski. You have Mohammad.

Sir! I said drop the Koran and move away from the nuclear device, now!

Your towel, sir.

In all my years of medical and psychiatric practice, I’ve never seen a Mohammad like it.

Islam? No, it’s beef!

Islam treats women like a precious gift. That’s why they wrap them up.

Larry, Mohammad and Curly.

Hey Mo! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

And then he says, ‘you should have seen the other Mohammad!’

Hey Mohammad! Here boy!

All units respond to a Mohammad at 12th and Vine. Suspect is armed, has a history of psychological illness and is considered extremely dangerous.

In zis experiment I vill transfer zer brain of zis Mohammad into zer brain of zis chicken!

Of course I love you but we’re so different. You’re just way too Mohammad!

It looks like Mohammad is going for the triple play.

Hey Dude, like that Mohammad is like totally radical!

Early behead and early to lies, makes Mohammad unhinged wacky and despised.

Hey Kor-an, you’re the girl for me.

My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Mohammad!

My Mother caught me having a Mohammad.

Hey, that’s like, totally Islam!

Adventurous cross dresser wishes to meet midget acrobat for casual fun times. Must be into Mohammad.

Oh, Mr President! I'll never get your Dhimmi stains out of my new dress!

Hey buddy. Interested in half an hour with a really hot little Mohammad?

I woke up this mornin’ and got myself Mohammad!

Are you some kind of Mohammad?

They Came From Outer The Koran!

I Was A Teenage Mohammad!

I never had sexual relations with that Mohammad.

I am not a Mohammad!

Dhimmi, Dhimmi coco pop!

The Australian Labour Party stands for all Mohammad's.

Read my lips. No more Mohammad's.

That curry gave me terrible Sharia.

Islam ah bad?

Life is but a dream...kaboom, kaboom!

Congress has just outlawed Islam. We commence bombing of Mecca in five minutes.

Whoh oh Black Betty, Ramadan. Damn things gone wild. Ramadan.

I just met a girl called Sharia.

Bewitched, bothered and beheaded am I.

In the merry, merry month of Ramadan.

A full Burqa looks like Gort the robot in drag.

Islamic puzzle book. Join the heads!

It looks like Mohammad is going for the red in the side pocket.

Now Mohammad, I just want you to relax and close your eyes and tell me, why do you hate everyone’s Mother?

That’s Mohammad ahead by two points.

Crazier than an Imam.

After washing thoroughly, please place all Mohammad’s in the bin provided.

I’ll have the Mohammad and eggs and a coffee, thanks.

I’ve been seeing another Mohammad, and we’re in love!

How could you spend all our savings on a Mohammad!

Hey man, this is Grade A Mohammad!

I’m sorry. We just sold our last Mohammad. We’re expecting more by Thursday at the latest.

They tried to tell us we were Mohammad.

Here’s looking at you, Mohammad.

Ramadan a ding dong.

Iraq me baby, all night long.

Hey, I’m gonna Mecca summa spaghetti!

Try ‘New’ Mohammad! Now with five times more Jihad!

Is your hair dry, lifeless and hard to Mohammad?

There is nothing to fear but Islam itself.

This is a day that will live in Islam, see.

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for Dhimmitude.

The truth about Islam? You can’t handle the truth!

Israel is real. Islam is unreal.

Islam gave me cancer!

'Harem Jane' Fonda. 'Haram Jane' Fonda. 'Annoy Jane' Fonda!

Islamism. It’s the crème de’ la crude.

Wednesday, 28 November 2007

Islam sucks.
















Warning! Imam! Keep away from children, women, men and pets!



From the great Roger Kimball: ‘Hassan al-Banna, the founder of the Muslim Brotherhood. Their credo: “Allah is our objective. The Prophet is our leader. Qur’an is our law. Jihad is our way. Dying in the way of Allah is our highest hope”.

I have a screech owl that I’ve called Mohammad. I also have a baboon and a chimpanzee named Mohammad. I have a dozen lovable newts, a hamster, a gnu, three aardvarks, a poodle, two mice, a rattlesnake and a sloth all named Mohammad. I also have a centipede, a slug, a blow fish, a family of Sea Monkeys and a Petri dish of bacteria all named Mohammad. I can say "Hey Mohammad!" and they all appear at once, alighting in photogenic pose.

The borderline insane and those that have rabidly leapt over that border of the mind, say that Mohammad is all. All lies? All insane? All over? All rubbish? All washed up? Allman Brothers? All I want to do is boogie?

Gee, the fact is there’s absolutely no need to try to er, 'understand’ Islam, or come to an ‘accommodation’ with Mohammad and the Krazy Koran etc. Nope, can’t be done. Not without signing your own death warrant. None of that irrational and suicidal PC floop for me, bub. Islam/Islamism has exactly NOTHING to offer the great Western Canon whatsoever, except for the abyssKlavan at PJTV com on "Does Islam Suck?"

Come on, let’s be honest. With Islam there’s always the clearly implied threat of violence, isn’t there? Yep, allegedly there are millions and millions of wonderful, fabulous and regular laugh a minute Muslims well, everywhere. Look! There's one! Er, no. Sadly, this means they are not authentic Muslims as defined clearly by Islam but apostates.

Also observe how any 'Muslim' dissident, feminist, journalist, intellectual folks etc, are in the West largely ignored, insulted and virtually completely unsupported by the MSM and left intelligentsia. It's empirical. In the Muslim world they're threatened or murdered. Going straight to the murder without the threats cuts down on the middle-Imam.

Name one left figure who supports a single courageous Iraqi er, semi-Muslim in their struggle for normality? I'd love to ask such illiberal boobs what kind of Iraq the people there should have. This 'logic' would mean either putting or allowing the Baathist Party back into power, or any dominant group of killers as long as they just love to hate America as the left indeed do.

So naturally reasonable semi-Muslim's are by default not generally the one's in charge in most if not all Islamic places I'm afraid, and in the way that counts, are they? Power in such peculiar states coming largely out of the oil fed barrel of a gun and the pages of the Koran, so to speak. Sadly and spelling theirs and our own doom, both Iraq and Afghanistan have placed Sharia Law within their Constitutions. Thus the West fights for Islamic Law! No really. Could things be any worse? Only if you have to listen to the Australian ABC's 24 hour faux news network.

In this year of 2010 our Assistant Treasurer Nick Sherry has with the support of Saudi stealth jihadists changed our tax laws to accommodate Sharia Law...No, REALLY. [Link via islammonitor org.]

And many earnest left infected folks seem to forget that Islam entirely sucks for million's of Muslim's too, and to the point of death which sucks. When in Riyadh and Iran etc, one must do as Islamofascists do, which is "Destroy Infidels!" One thing though, under any circumstances, don’t ever "misunderstand" Islam. Your head may come off and you may just explode.

So this is what I do. Some of the ways I have found to utilize Mohammad the all purpose 7th Century pedophile, rapist, madman, mass murdering lice ridden Jew hating bandit is simply in conversation, to replace random or key words with Mohammad and so on. Everyone knows what you mean as when one says "Frankly, Islam scares the Hell out of me".

And yet we can get some of the few laughs available out of the old bastard freak and the rest of the axis of medieval regards the Krazy Koran and as Christopher Hitchens correctly called it, "the filth of Islam". I have also thrown in some swingin’ bumper stickers. So try these. Remember as Islam goes ever more global and local with the help of not just the left, we're all dead anyway or will wish we were. Especially the female half of the population. Still, it's a larf innit, eh?


Islam Sucks!


Islam. The Religion of Peace...or else!

Hey! Did somebody just Mohammad?

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Koran.

Oh John! Oh Mohammad!

Oh God! I think I’m going to Mohammad!

Removes most bathroom Mohammad’s with a single wipe!

Removes even the most stubborn Mohammad’s in the wash!

I think we may have to put Mother into a home. She’s becoming more Mohammad everyday.

I’m afraid your tests are positive Mr Kowalski. You have Mohammad.

Sir! I said drop the Koran and move away from the nuclear device, now!

Your towel, sir.

In all my years of medical and psychiatric practice, I’ve never seen a Mohammad like it.

Islam? No, it’s beef!

Islam treats women like a precious gift. That’s why they wrap them up.

Larry, Mohammad and Curly.

Hey Mo! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

And then he says, ‘you should have seen the other Mohammad!’

Hey Mohammad! Here boy!

All units respond to a Mohammad at 12th and Vine. Suspect is armed, has a history of psychological illness and is considered extremely dangerous.

In zis experiment I vill transfer zer brain of zis Mohammad into zer brain of zis chicken!

Of course I love you but we’re so different. You’re just way too Mohammad!

It looks like Mohammad is going for the triple play.

Hey Dude, like that Mohammad is like totally radical!

Early behead and early to lies, makes Mohammad unhinged wacky and despised.

Hey Kor-an, you’re the girl for me.

My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Mohammad!

My Mother caught me having a Mohammad.

Hey, that’s like, totally Islam!

Adventurous cross dresser wishes to meet midget acrobat for casual fun times. Must be into Mohammad.

Oh, Mr President! I'll never get your Dhimmi stains out of my new dress!

Hey buddy. Interested in half an hour with a really hot little Mohammad?

I woke up this mornin’ and got myself Mohammad!

Are you some kind of Mohammad?

They Came From Outer The Koran!

I Was A Teenage Mohammad!

I never had sexual relations with that Mohammad.

I am not a Mohammad!

Dhimmi, Dhimmi coco pop!

The Australian Labour Party stands for all Mohammad's.

Read my lips. No more Mohammad's.

That curry gave me terrible Sharia.

Islam ah bad?

Life is but a dream...kaboom, kaboom!

Congress has just outlawed Islam. We commence bombing of Mecca in five minutes.

Whoh oh Black Betty, Ramadan. Damn things gone wild. Ramadan.

I just met a girl called Sharia.

Bewitched, bothered and beheaded am I.

In the merry, merry month of Ramadan.

A full Burqa looks like Gort the robot in drag.

Islamic puzzle book. Join the heads!

It looks like Mohammad is going for the red in the side pocket.

Now Mohammad, I just want you to relax and close your eyes and tell me, why do you hate everyone’s Mother?

That’s Mohammad ahead by two points.

Crazier than an Imam.

After washing thoroughly, please place all Mohammad’s in the bin provided.

I’ll have the Mohammad and eggs and a coffee, thanks.

I’ve been seeing another Mohammad, and we’re in love!

How could you spend all our savings on a Mohammad!

Hey man, this is Grade A Mohammad!

I’m sorry. We just sold our last Mohammad. We’re expecting more by Thursday at the latest.

They tried to tell us we were Mohammad.

Here’s looking at you, Mohammad.

Ramadan a ding dong.

Iraq me baby, all night long.

Hey, I’m gonna Mecca summa spaghetti!

Try ‘New’ Mohammad! Now with five times more Jihad!

Is your hair dry, lifeless and hard to Mohammad?

There is nothing to fear but Islam itself.

This is a day that will live in Islam, see.

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for Dhimmitude.

The truth about Islam? You can’t handle the truth!

Israel is real. Islam is unreal.

Islam gave me cancer!

'Harem Jane' Fonda. 'Haram Jane' Fonda. 'Annoy Jane' Fonda!

Islamism. It’s the crème de’ la crude.