Showing posts with label Tim Blair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tim Blair. Show all posts

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Derek and Clive Discuss How Wallpaper Patterns Lead to Violence.














Derek and Clive examine left liberal civility that leads only to ever more love and kindness. The left are a progressive kinda love. It's a wonderful thang.




Clive: Did I tell you I had the kitchen repainted?

Derek: Er, no. You didn’t.

Clive: Yes, I had to. It was the violence. It had to be stopped.

Derek: What violence Clive?

Clive: Not only the violence but the vitriol, Derek. The vitriol and the wallpaper combined lead directly to the violence.

Derek: Er, do go on.

Clive: Well, you know I like a nice pattern on my wallpaper, maybe a concentric circle in soft orange or a bamboo jungle on a soft golden yet roughly tactile raised rustic finish. Or repeated Balinese fishermen on pastel.

Derek: Lovely.

Clive: Well, it all had to fucking go. Every time I sat eating a nice bowl of Rice Crispies I became enraged with vitriol. The vitriol if it was anything, was enraged. Whenever I heard any vitriol, out of the blue I’d start raving about 'is furniture real' and 'what are the government doing about adverbs.' And then the wallpaper patterns would set me off. I could see meanings in the patterns, Derek. If the patterns were filled with anything, they were filled with meanings. Dark and terrible meanings, especially the flock cubes.

Derek: A very nasty business your vitriol. Er, what is vitriol exactly, Clive?

Clive: Vitriol is anything said by people who don’t agree with Marxist sodden left liberals but is never anything the left say themselves. Remember Derek, the left are never wrong, thus their 100% failure rate.

Derek: Those leftist hypocrite arseholes sure do like to project logical fallacy, don't they?

Clive: Projecting is their modus and logical fallacy is their operandi, Derek. On a good day they are narcissist control freaks.

Derek: Any examples of the beauty of leftist non-vitriol, Clive?

Clive: Fucking millions. When one says “Sarah Palin Is A Cunt” or “Kill BushHitler”, or that “my big black brothers will gang rape” Palin, that is er...

Derek: Vitriol?

Clive: Er, no. That is left liberal Democrat civility. If I say I believe in the freedom of the individual above the group and in a respect for The Constitution, in limited government and low tax, respect for life and in personal responsibility, THAT is vitriol.

There are many beautiful and entirely acceptable and respectable left words except when it's problematic to mention them, and none have ever caused or been associated with a shred of violence ever, only misunderstandings. As the left always says, all their lies and violence are entirely necessary.
Beautiful words like The Baader Meinhoff Gang or the affluent Marxist killers The Weathermen, or perhaps the more stupid than mud Black Panthers, the SLA, the BLA, the left's natural mega-treason, The Democratic Party created KKK and Jim Crow Segregation ad nauseum, FDR the double-down Depression extender and his mutual penpal Mussolini, people hating atheist psychopaths Marx, Lenin and Stalin - who was not an anomaly but a genuine well-versed Marxist communist ideologue and the logical result of any communist system, the Jew-hating nihilist Marxist collectivist left and their natural bedfellow Jew-hating pals of the Islamofascist global jihad out to destroy Israel and the Jews and the entire free West etc, etc, and leftard hero and tshirt salesman Che the child killer Guevara and his compadre the commie gangster rapist and pedophile pimp pig Castro...

...Charles Manson the true spirit of 1960's collectivist commune ecofascist mass murdering hippiedom, Green ecofascism control freaks eager to exterminate five billion plus human "cancers" for Gaia, Marxist Ira Einhorn the Earth Day co-founder and girlfriend murdering fugitive, Marxist Critical Theory to our destruction, ACORN the sub-prime enablers and voter fraud specialists, the SEIU and endless myriad uber-criminal thug unions, BIG ever expanding ever more controlling government, disarming the people intoripped-off indoctrinated slaves ripe for mass murder...

...nationalisation to taxpayer subsidised bankruptcy, socialism, collectivism, communism, liberalism, progressivism, George Soros and his hundreds of front groups, racist rapist La Raza, Noam Chomsky endorsed Khmer Rouge and Noam Chomsky the nihilist Marxist Critical Theory parasite and uber-traitor, filthy Mao now with over eighty million murdered, the left's eternal and never arriving Utopianism, Viet Cong with 2,000 Catholics murdered in 48 hours, North Korea the concentration extermination camp state, Pathet Lao the roaming mutilating rapist psychopath killers, Shining Path ditto, Red Brigades ditto, S11 affluent rebel cred, WTO riots, Hitler’s National Socialist Workers Party a perfect socialist mob nightmare...

...International Socialist as your guarantee of disgusting nihilsm, Marxist Odinga his Islamisation and Sharia pals and the Obamessiah, Islam Murder Inc, mythical moderate Muslims, Bill Ayers the tenured terrorist, every leftards true guide and guru Saul Alinsky, Gramsci, Columbia University guest speaker Ahmadinejad, millions of Saudi dollars bought and sold Columbia University and the Frankfurt School of Political Correctness...

...instant Palestinians, Hamass public crucifixion, Hezbollah beheading videos, multiculturalism, identity politics, abortion, the Hitler admired Margaret Sanger's eugenics and so on.
Derek: It’s all very complicated Doctor. Nurse! The sheets!

Clive: Now you see how the toxic mix of that tufted paisley in the kitchen and my own conservative Constitutional vitriol naturally turned into mayhem and violence.

Derek: What kind of violence?

Clive: Well, as I said, the wallpaper pushed me over the edge about Thursday morning. I heard the word beehive and I just had to unleash millions of killer bees onto Mrs Colombo next door.

Derek: Oh no, Mrs Colombo hates killer bees!

Clive: Exactly. And as I was out and about Tuesday, I walked past a Target store. Well naturally I had to attack my local MP with a flame thrower. It was that enormous bullseye they have up on the wall. I couldn’t help myself. Did I tell you what happened after I watched that documentary on WW2?

Derek: Er, no, the one with Shirley Temple as Himmler?

Clive: Yes. Well, I missed it. But after The Good Ship Lolly Reich finished, I noticed that the mainstream media started spreading Sarah Palin’s target poster all over the world, thus exposing most of the non-blind to it’s evil influences, and now two billion people have lined up to shoot their local politician. It’s THAT powerful. Do not look at it Derek! It will make you into a crazed assassin especially if you hear any vitriol at the same time.

Derek: Don’t worry Clive, I won’t! I’m deaf, blind and fucking incredibly stupid and it’s lucky that I am, or I could be so easily manipulated.

Clive: [rings a small bell] You are drooling, Derek.

Derek: Uuuurk!

Saturday, 15 January 2011

Derek and Clive Discuss How Wallpaper Patterns Lead to Violence.














Derek and Clive examine left liberal civility that leads only to ever more love and kindness. The left are a progressive kinda love. It's a wonderful thang.




Clive: Did I tell you I had the kitchen repainted?

Derek: Er, no. You didn’t.

Clive: Yes, I had to. It was the violence. It had to be stopped.

Derek: What violence Clive?

Clive: Not only the violence but the vitriol, Derek. The vitriol and the wallpaper combined lead directly to the violence.

Derek: Er, do go on.

Clive: Well, you know I like a nice pattern on my wallpaper, maybe a concentric circle in soft orange or a bamboo jungle on a soft golden yet roughly tactile raised rustic finish. Or repeated Balinese fishermen on pastel.

Derek: Lovely.

Clive: Well, it all had to fucking go. Every time I sat eating a nice bowl of Rice Crispies I became enraged with vitriol. The vitriol if it was anything, was enraged. Whenever I heard any vitriol, out of the blue I’d start raving about 'is furniture real' and 'what are the government doing about adverbs.' And then the wallpaper patterns would set me off. I could see meanings in the patterns, Derek. If the patterns were filled with anything, they were filled with meanings. Dark and terrible meanings, especially the flock cubes.

Derek: A very nasty business your vitriol. Er, what is vitriol exactly, Clive?

Clive: Vitriol is anything said by people who don’t agree with Marxist sodden left liberals but is never anything the left say themselves. Remember Derek, the left are never wrong, thus their 100% failure rate.

Derek: Those leftist hypocrite arseholes sure do like to project logical fallacy, don't they?

Clive: Projecting is their modus and logical fallacy is their operandi, Derek. On a good day they are narcissist control freaks.

Derek: Any examples of the beauty of leftist non-vitriol, Clive?

Clive: Fucking millions. When one says “Sarah Palin Is A Cunt” or “Kill BushHitler”, or that “my big black brothers will gang rape” Palin, that is er...

Derek: Vitriol?

Clive: Er, no. That is left liberal Democrat civility. If I say I believe in the freedom of the individual above the group and in a respect for The Constitution, in limited government and low tax, respect for life and in personal responsibility, THAT is vitriol.

There are many beautiful and entirely acceptable and respectable left words except when it's problematic to mention them, and none have ever caused or been associated with a shred of violence ever, only misunderstandings. As the left always says, all their lies and violence are entirely necessary.
Beautiful words like The Baader Meinhoff Gang or the affluent Marxist killers The Weathermen, or perhaps the more stupid than mud Black Panthers, the SLA, the BLA, the left's natural mega-treason, The Democratic Party created KKK and Jim Crow Segregation ad nauseum, FDR the double-down Depression extender and his mutual penpal Mussolini, people hating atheist psychopaths Marx, Lenin and Stalin - who was not an anomaly but a genuine, well-versed Marxist communist ideologue, and the logical result of any communist system, the Jew-hating nihilist Marxist collectivist left and their natural bedfellow Jew-hating pals of the Islamofascist global jihad out to destroy Israel and the Jews and the entire free West etc, etc, and leftard hero and tshirt salesman Che the child killer Guevara and his compadre the commie gangster rapist and pedophile pimp pig Castro...

...Charles Manson the true spirit of 1960's collectivist commune ecofascist mass murdering hippiedom, Green ecofascism control freaks eager to exterminate five billion plus human "cancers" for Gaia, Marxist Ira Einhorn the Earth Day co-founder and girlfriend murdering fugitive, Marxist Critical Theory to our destruction, ACORN the sub-prime enablers and voter fraud specialists, the SEIU and endless myriad uber-criminal thug unions, BIG ever expanding ever more controlling government, disarming the people intoripped-off indoctrinated slaves ripe for mass murder...

...nationalisation to taxpayer subsidised bankruptcy, socialism, collectivism, communism, liberalism, progressivism, George Soros and his hundreds of front groups, racist rapist La Raza, Noam Chomsky endorsed Khmer Rouge and Noam Chomsky the nihilist Marxist Critical Theory parasite and uber-traitor, filthy Mao now with over eighty million murdered, the left's eternal and never arriving Utopianism, Viet Cong with 2,000 Catholics murdered in 48 hours, North Korea the concentration extermination camp state, Pathet Lao the roaming mutilating rapist psychopath killers, Shining Path ditto, Red Brigades ditto, S11 affluent rebel cred, WTO riots, Hitler’s National Socialist Workers Party a perfect socialist mob nightmare...

...International Socialist as your guarantee of disgusting nihilsm, Marxist Odinga his Islamisation and Sharia pals and the Obamessiah, Islam Murder Inc, mythical moderate Muslims, Bill Ayers the tenured terrorist, every leftards true guide and guru Saul Alinsky, Gramsci, Columbia University guest speaker Ahmadinejad, millions of Saudi dollars bought and sold Columbia University and the Frankfurt School of Political Correctness...

...instant Palestinians, Hamass public crucifixion, Hezbollah beheading videos, multiculturalism, identity politics, abortion, the Hitler admired Margaret Sanger's eugenics and so on.
Derek: It’s all very complicated Doctor. Nurse! The sheets!

Clive: Now you see how the toxic mix of that tufted paisley in the kitchen and my own conservative Constitutional vitriol naturally turned into mayhem and violence.

Derek: What kind of violence?

Clive: Well, as I said, the wallpaper pushed me over the edge about Thursday morning. I heard the word beehive and I just had to unleash millions of killer bees onto Mrs Colombo next door.

Derek: Oh no, Mrs Colombo hates killer bees!

Clive: Exactly. And as I was out and about Tuesday, I walked past a Target store. Well naturally I had to attack my local MP with a flame thrower. It was that enormous bullseye they have up on the wall. I couldn’t help myself. Did I tell you what happened after I watched that documentary on WW2?

Derek: Er, no, the one with Shirley Temple as Himmler?

Clive: Yes. Well, I missed it. But after The Good Ship Lolly Reich finished, I noticed that the mainstream media started spreading Sarah Palin’s target poster all over the world, thus exposing most of the non-blind to it’s evil influences, and now two billion people have lined up to shoot their local politician. It’s THAT powerful. Do not look at it Derek! It will make you into a crazed assassin especially if you hear any vitriol at the same time.

Derek: Don’t worry Clive, I won’t! I’m deaf, blind and fucking incredibly stupid and it’s lucky that I am, or I could be so easily manipulated.

Clive: [rings a small bell] You are drooling, Derek.

Derek: Uuuurk

Monday, 1 November 2010

T. Gort Coddington Tripe lll: Conservative Maverick.






















T. Gort Coddington Tripe lll places his hat in the ring. "I stand for decency and sanity. I lay down for everything else" said 'The Cod', as he is affectionately known around Hyannis Port.


"T. Gort Coddington Tripe lll here, of the Connecticut Republicans, home of authentic conservative values and dare I say, rebellion.

At the RINOFS Polo Club, [Republicans Instigating Nuanced Obama Friendly Sophistication] the fellows and I were discussing these boorish ‘Tea Party’ types with their misguided, crude, simplistic and outdated references to ‘The Constitution’ and ‘the people’.

Appalling people like Glenn Beck with his populist buffoonery threaten to undo decades of hard-won total compromise, taking us back weeks, even months to the dark days of non-member polo days. I will fight THIS kind of perfidy with every ounce of my being! Are you with me, patriots?!

Sincerely yours:

T. Gort Coddington Tripe lll."

Thursday, 23 September 2010

Welshman offended at the questioning of his aboriginality by columnist.















Mr Bryce Jones is pictured at the Annual Sock Darning Championships in Pontifrackcake, Wales.


“Race should be based on how you don’t look!" says Mr Jones who claims he identified as an Australian aboriginal after his Mother spoke to him of her memories of an old box of Aunt Jemima’s Pancake Mix, that had once held pride of place in the family’s pantry. “At that moment I became an aborigine. The experience was that powerful," he said.

“So naturally when I read the outrageous comments of Drewan Blat in The Harold newspaper, I was offended." This was as Jones says, “..merely the latest” of the many, many things that have regularly offended him. “Having such high standards does come with a high cost. In fact it’s extremely rare that I’m not offended. Whenever I feel unoffended I know that somewhere I've let a minority down.”

Mr Bryce was once offended by an injustice that appeared in a dream. “When I awoke I realised that the Australian bull ant wasn’t actually under threat. While this was a disappointment at first, I then read Mr Blat’s column which made up for it somewhat.”

Mr Jones has since been recognised by experts in Random Identity Manifestation or RIM, as one of the now surprisingly common cases of “spontaneous indigenous koorieism”, or SIK. Mr Bryce Jones has gone on to explore his own experience of this phenomenon in his performance piece ‘Suddenly Black’, which uses the dynamic interplay of dance, music and over fifteen government grants.

Bryce’s older brother Griff also happens to have a deep spiritual identity both as a Japanese salary man and a traditional Norwegian fax salesman, identities which he only discovered in his twenties through an “eerie” affinity for painting Tamiya model kits and assembling pack furniture. Says Griff's brother Bryce Jones: “His given tribal names are Mr Yamato and Sten Grurd,” respectively. The name giving of Sten Grurd was a "moving experience" held at a Canon wholesaler in Farsund, where "dried fish and marshmallows" were served. Griff's only regret is that self-identified members of successful cultures are not eligible for certain government jobs or funding.

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Al Gore lies like a fourteen year old girl.



Gee Al, you cheating bastard, I believe you have uber-lied and continue to lie right now, so that your personal wealth could go from 2 million dollars of flab in 2000 to 100 million mega fattening dollars today. And plenty more to come, eh? Yummy. Hey Fat Albert! Gobble gobble up that thick rich gravy from the Super-Sized Global Warming Gravy Train! Free money. Yay!

"Mmmmmmm, tastes like taxpayer!" Al Gore.


Dear sports, here's the thing:

Science IS scepticism. War is Hell? Nope, warming bullshit is Green Hell.

I liked these so much I just had to put ‘em up without much padding. This is what happens when one's idea of Quality Control and honest motives come via once washed up political transvestites like Al 'give me more' Gore, coke head juvenile movie stars, dumber than dog hair celebrities and eternally tenured leftard academics after a nice fat PC grant or two. Via the fabbo Andy Bolt at the Herald Sun and Tim Blair at The Daily Telegraph. Lotsa Gore.

Andy on when GW alarmist bullshit doesn't freaking happen, in fact largely the reverse. And oddly this is depressing and upsetting to the True Gore blimey Believers. Always with the negative waves, man. Nevermind. Of denial, of denial. Smells like leftard teens dispirited.

"I couldn't leave her if I tried!"


But first, Dr Sanity on why the left lack manners and charm:

"When it comes to a discussion of National Security, this histrionic post demonstrates exactly why it has been impossible to engage members of the political and consistently lunatic left in any sort of rational discussion.

It's like trying to discuss responsibility with a self-indulgent and overly dramatic adolescent girl.

The angry teenager who just hates it when she doesn't get her way, is particularly enraged when Mommy (usually on her side) goes along with Daddy; and we see that same dynamic rather frequently these days, as the narcissistic left raises the decibel level of their pouts and whines whenever their will or their world view is thwarted.”

And Bill at eject eject eject on logical fallacy and cognitive dissonance a la leftard liberal.


At last, House Speaker Newt Gingrich and his slam du jour expose of Gore's bullshit control freakery. WE HAVE PLENTY OF OIL AND GAS for over a century. But that would destroy Islamic killers blood supply, while powering the economy and enhancing massively Western security and it would vastly limit Al Gore making lottsa ca$h. So no.

Al Gore and his kind would kill America for money and fame.




Tim Blair on the ma$$ conformity of Global Warming fraud$ and liar$.

How Gore invests a billion or two.

So many questions with no clear answers from Fat With Ca$h Albert.

“1. You are a partner in the venture capital firm of Kleiner-Perkins and a co-founder of the United Kingdom-based investment firm of Generation Investment Management, each of which stands to gain financially from greenhouse gas regulation. Please describe any other financial interests that you have in any other businesses that stand to profit from greenhouse gas regulation.

2. In October 2008, the New York Times Magazine featured a cover story on how Kleiner Perkins had invested $1 billion in 40 companies that would profit from new environmental and energy laws and regulations. What will be your share of any profits from these ventures?

3. How much of your own money have you contributed to Kleiner-Perkins, Generation Investment Management and other businesses that stand to profit from greenhouse gas regulation? If you have not contributed significant amounts of your own capital to these businesses, what, then, is your role in them? Are you a lobbyist? Are you the face of their public relations efforts? Is your job to run around scaring politicians and the public into enacting greenhouse gas regulation?

4. Is Kleiner-Perkins’ business plan to have you press for legislation and regulation favorable to its clients in order to make them more attractive and available for sale to the public, at which time Kleiner-Perkins would cash out, leaving the public invested in not-ready-for-prime-time companies that have dubious financial prospects and that are dependent on taxpayer subsidies?

5. Your co-founder with Generation Investment Management is former Goldman Sachs partner David Blood. Goldman Sachs is lobbying for global warming legislation and is a part owner of the Chicago Climate Exchange, where carbon credits from cap-and-trade legislation would be traded. Do you or Generation Investment Management stand to benefit in anyway from these relationships?

6. Generation Investment Management’s web site says the firm provides investment advice to clients. Who are Generation Investment Management’s clients and how do they stand to profit from upcoming environmental and energy legislation and regulation? Will these clients share their profits with you and/or Generation Investment Management?

7. When you left public service in January 2001, your personal net worth was perhaps $2 million. In 2007, your personal net worth was reported to be on the order of $100 million. How much of this fortune is related, directly or indirectly, to your advocacy of legislation to reduce “global warming”?

8. When you testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee in January, why did you not disclose to the Committee and to the public your relationships with Kleiner-Perkins and Generation Investment Management? Generation Investment Management’s web site says, “Integrity and honesty are the bedrock of our business. We demand the highest ethical standards in our work and in our personal lives.” In light of this statement, how to you explain your failure to inform the Senate Committee of your financial conflicts of interest?

9. You travel all over the world in jets and limos, own a houseboat, use 20 times more electricity than the average American, and stand to make a fortune that most millionaires would envy. Yet you tell Americans to downsize their lives, such as by limiting their travel, using less heat and air conditioning, and drying their clothes outside on a clothesline. Describe for us, in detail, your personal “carbon footprint.”

10. If you are wrong about humans causing catastrophic global warming, will you give all the money you “earned” from your alarmism back?”


Al Gore’s Carbon Empire: Cashing In on Climate Change.

Heaven and Earth book exposes global warming bullshit.

Glow Ball Warning crap crushed.

Here's a groovy old post of mine on Gore called Triumph Of The Al.

Gee, Gore's illuminating performance reminds me of another leftard liberal hero and profoundly stupid, embarrassingly addled and phony as a fudd bastard, it's that House Of Wax moonbat Helen Thomas.

Helen Thomas, the creme de la creme of senile, babbling, pro-Hezbollah circus geek Democrat MSM tinfoilheads. The dailygator on how the MSM has awarded Helen Wheels an award for, wait for it, "journalistic excellence..." No, really. It all makes sense.



Michelle Malkin gives the Helen Thomas Award to Helen Thomas.

Friday, 23 May 2008

Every Philistine critic gets to be an instant artist for a day!






















Guileless, intelligent and nosey kid: "Papa, why are there so many Philistine control freaks in the world?"

Old Pops: "I don't know, but it was the winning idea from the recent 'non-ideas' summit!"





[Update on December 28 2009. Now here's the thang. What if I was wrong even a little bit about Henson and art schmart? What, me wrong? I've thought about this often and I don't think so per se. As far as I've seen and being a fan for around ten years, Bill Henson is great and does not connect with the criminal filth of Polanski. And yet, some of Bill's photos are um, a little er, creepy and not right. I'm sorry, but that model was fourteen. Dig?

For Polanski, the man who made Repulsion the name of one of his movies and his defining character trait, my view is that he should be in jail or hung. The fact is that the criminal always over-rides any vaunted ideas of er, alleged or authentic art. In the end I don't give a fuck about art over people. No really.

Hey, the wacky, madcap and zany mind-set that dominates much of the arty world such as it is, is well, often venal, decadent and void of any intellectual and moral compass. No really. I have met and known many er, artists and they are not always, but far too uniform and by the numbers two-faced, opportunist fake rebel leftards who largely despise conservative governments but not the massive capitalist tax-payer generated grants etc.

Yep, the art world is an often bankrupt, rotten, phony and worthless but wonderfully money-spinning dirty minded con. While many regular folks are utterly clueless and crude regards the merits of human artistic values and meaning. Sadly, "sophisticated" can mean the witless and repellent moral and mental inversions of Polanski's performing pervert pals.

What do you think? This is the best I can do with my limitations and for free.]

The great Tim Blair on the creepy and er, curious selectiveness of Bill Henson's largely laughable art is truth meme. Bill Henson.."school inspector.." Bwahahaha! Ugh..

"ART IS TRUTH. Tim Blair – Monday, August 02, 10 (02:49 am)

School inspector Bill Henson speaks, following a period of delicate silence:

‘’We should be wary of governments and interest groups who try to impose restrictions on the free exercise of the artistic imagination. Our zeal to protect innocence should not come at the cost of violating artistic experience.”

Wrong, Bill. Protecting innocence – your euphemism for “children” – is more important than any intrusion on “artistic experience”. Especially when that “artistic experience” involves photographing naked kids you’ve sought out in primary schools.

‘’If we believe that art is a high form of education, that its basis is moral and its goal truth, then we should resist the impulse that would deny the artist the right to deal with what may sometimes be ambiguous, complex and disturbing.’’
So Henson’s sexualised shots of unclothed pre-teens are “truth”. Sad for all the kids who never got to experience this. They’re living a “lie”.





“They’re disgusting. It’s the first time I’ve seen them and I find them absolutely revolting!”. Quite. No, that’s not Fluffy, our own medium size Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, speaking about his balls, but pasty Kev pronouncing from on high, but low brow, on the incredible work of internationally uber-respected and very successful Australian artist Bill Henson. A man whose work he seems to know precisely zero about. And regards the world of artistic expression, he appears to understand even less.

[Colonel Neville update: But hey, I could be entirely wrong. Is Billy boy a talented pervert? No really.]

Yes, it's the bleeding first time he's seen 'em, and quick as a flash, our Kev can form a stupid opinion even more clueless and weak minded than my Aunt Doris. And she's dead. So young people, and especially girls are revolting, eh? Annoying and a bore, but nauseating? The PM must have had a rather difficult pubescence then, hence the palour. Even my five year old son doesn't say girls are yukky anymore. Oh, I get it. It's the perceived angle. I'd bet it's his and not Bill's then.

[Colonel Neville update: Hmmm. I seem to notice my own run of logical fallacy here. My, my, how my views have changed. Now I don't care much about artistic pretentions however well produced. Maybe Bill Henson's photos of UNDERAGE girls are gee, really rather creepy and a bad, bad thing. No really. Sadly Kev turned out to be a treachorous phony creep though, but not a pervert.]

"Whatever the artistic view of the merits of that sort of stuff, frankly, I don't think there are any, just allow kids to be kids". Out own King Kevin.

Innit great that such a bunko PM can weigh in on what kind of art is er, art? How er, Socialist.

"A picture of Glorious Celebrity Comrade Cate Blanchett for your approval, Prime Minister!"

Channel 7 News: ”...pornography posing as art”.

[Colonel Neville: maybe art posing as art!, or pornography that's pornography though hardly. Again, I like the crowd and night shots very much but when I saw the under eighteen shots, er, no. No really.]

Yeah, whatever MSM boobs. The Police are charging Bill Henson, with er, alleged child pornography offences, due to his latest exhibition! I kid you not. Henson is one of my favourite photographer/artists, noted for outstanding, distilled, under-lit and virtual old Master honed, [new, old, timeless Master, whatever] and meticulously set-up shots of the night, city, street scape, the rural and the industrial etc. Often using the young, middle and old as models, his work is striking for possessing more nuance, ambiguity, depth and the elegiac than one can bear.

From artgallery nsw gov au: “Hensons works are held in all the major Australian galleries, including the art galleries of NSW, WA, SA, the National Gallery of Victoria and the National Gallery of Australia.

In international collections, Bill Henson’s work is held in the Guggenheim Museum in New York, the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, the Denver Art Museum, the Houston Museum of Fine Art, 21c Museum, Louisville, the Montreal Museum of Fine Art, Bibliotheque Nationale in Paris, the DG Frank Collection in Frankfurt, and the Sammlung Volpinum and the Museum Moderne Kunst in Vienna”.

Phew! No wonder our pig ignorant PM and media haven’t heard of him. It wasn’t on a diplomatic memo or a cue card! And in a bizarro and hilarious twist, Van Thanh Rudd, the son of fluffy Kev's brother, [no, really], had his as per usual rudimentary Leftard student agitprop cum tedious and random graphic design, uncerimoniously removed from a 'government artspace!', cos' it's apparently offensive to among other's, the er, Chinese government?

Oh, the delicious irony. Consider for a moment even the phrase 'government artspace'...

Here's Van's straight from Socialist Parody Central take on Chavez, the dumb as a plank totalitarian, Che the child killer Guevara fan and murderous pal of Iranian gay murdering Prez, Ahmachimphead. To Van, nothing is ever glaringly phony enough, that he ever drops his out of date by several decades, rhetorical delusions, and is repulsed. Nope for Van the ham, it's all good, as long as you cloak everything in "right on!" and revolutionary juvenile loon drivel. This is his idea of intellectual and moral Quality Control. Er, no.

He is in short, ya bog standard, entirely unoriginal, radical and hysterical idiot. Van Thanh Rudd, as Mark Steyn has said, "lives in a fantasy life completely supported by the system he despises".

Ever heard of Logical Fallacy and empiricism, Van? Nope, guess not. But still, I don't want to stop him doing his thang, but with his own money. Because I would not want to compromise Van's er, integrity. Hey, kid's today, eh? But back to Bill.

“Bill Henson is an artist of ferocious integrity, a photographer of the human condition and an experimenter of remarkable skill and conviction”. Photobox.

Andrew Bolt is apparently on the side of those that see Bill Henson as an expensive pornographer and damns him rather completely, as do his commenters online. Now I usually agree and dig Bolt's stuff, dig? But while I may see his er, point, such point's actually have nothing to do with Henson. So I er, beg to disagree a little, mate. Especially with absurd strawman comparison/extrapolation's of rape and murder. Sheesh! Which kinda shows the extreme illogic of first accusing Bill of being a porno King and thus so it seems, anything can then be said about 'im.

"To the tumbril!" Er, Bill has not raped or murdered anyone has he?

If one decides to have no use for the rational and the clear differences it perhaps illuminates, ok. Check. I'll tell the wife to stop taking those pornographic shots of our five year old at the beach and in the bath. Because he's naked right? And all you need to be pornographic apparently is ergo, to be naked and photographed. Really? Would I use such a model as Bill did? Nope, I'm not Bill Henson. And that doesn't make Bill's art, porn.

Hey, there's a lot of Indian temples smothered in carvings of wildly copulating couples, groups and every combination thereof. The photgraphs are available at the library and through most any large bookstore. In Japan, tourist photo's show a traditional phallus and fertility festival where the kids sit on a wooden pecker, for happy snaps, hoping for plenty of Grandchildren! And in a lot of the Islamic world, Bill Henson's photo's could be just unusually well done shots of the wife. It is, a big, crazy and er, "diverse" world out there.

Christ, if there is insanely no difference between some art and any porn for some, egad! Life imitating art as part of the human soul and condition, well, that's some endless bleeding edge, innit? I can tell the difference because there are many differences, so why can't you? Many people use actual porn but most I imagine, don't wack off at art galleries. Maybe try to act as speedily against the horrible Himalaya of the real child abusing thing. There's an idea.

Now apart from Bill being a real talent and therefore, someone you can take completely seriously, Henson is also that rare thing in Australia or anywhere, a great and international artist who sees, understands and appreciates something more profound, resonant and timeless than the merely fashionable and ideological . Bill makes a lot of alleged artists look like the crude, rudimentary and obvious pamphleteers that they truly are. His pictures are filled with a strange longing, displaced melancholy and the ruin of the old human condition. Henson especially describes the narrow and fleeting moments twixt evening and night.

“Australian artist Bill Henson is a passionate and visionary explorer of twilight zones, of the ambiguous spaces that exist between day and night, nature and civilization, youth and adulthood, male and female.

His photographs of landscapes at dusk, of the industrial 'no-man's land' that lies on the outskirts of our cities, and of androgynous girls and boys adrift in the nocturnal turmoil of adolescence are painterly tableaux that continue the tradition of romantic literature and painting in our post-industrial age.


Were it not for Henson's primary, almost devotional need to elicit empathy for his troubled human subjects, there's a feeling that nothing would prevent the black in his photographs from completely absorbing his attention and extinguishing his work”. Dennis Cooper at Pavement Magazine.

So, the pin head people are gonna arrest Bill! And we have so many pinheads! They’ve already confiscated his paintings. Bill hangs in major galleries in Australia and around the world. Bill’s great, mate. Henson uses young models in his work and because he’s used a naked thirteen year old in a series, this is automatically defined as child pornography. Dig? Well, if you're a pervert and a dumbass, everything is so.

Dudley Moore and Peter Cook as Derek and Clive. Derek: "Everything gives me the horn! Even a photograph of a piece of toilet paper gives me the horn!"

Clive: "You know what gave me the horn? The Pope when he was laying in state. He looked so vulnerable, with his untrimmed nose hair".

Derek: "The word 'and' gives me the horn".

Clive: "Yes, AND there's so much of it about".

The simple equational link for the simple minded and cultural missing link of mind, is that any photo of naked girls can only ever be porn. Actually, I imagine this is much the same kind of thought process as a paedophile. So those shots of my son in the bath wearing a soap bubble hat are porn then, aren’t they? Gotta be!

“Facts are nothing without nuance”. Norman Mailer.

The facts and nuance that pass the average asshat wearer by, is that Bill Henson is not a pornographer and doesn’t produce pornography. And correct me if I'm wrong, but no adult is supposed to find children sexually attractive, nor look for it. Children are what make life worth living, and are the way to see the meaning in life as they are the meaning. Thus the work of Bill Henson.

Children are also often an irritating bore, are weirdo's and they smell, but who want's to see that in a gallery?! I can get that at home.

Almost every MSM outlet has dealt in their usual rather tabloid way, but with their pretensions at something higher largely in tact. This shows rather starkly, that such subjects, like most areas, are beyond and above them. They are after all, a hack factory. A hacktory!

Hey, Kevin is everyday, revealing himself as the average and mediocre witted technocrat he actually and clearly always was. The automatic and knee jerk is for our tiny PM, his level and idea of a considered analysis. Thus he was the perfect King of Non-Ideas for a Day at the recent, absurd and ridiculously void of 'Ideas Summit'. 2020 twas called. Ironic the number choice really, considering the smug, conceited myopia of the elitist celebrity activist, academic and government beneficiary types that held the stage.

What a fiasco and neo-Berkley style boobfest it was. Not one “idea” worth a damn came out of it. It all boiled down to "...the government should spend much more of your money, though not mine", and on everything PC and Leftard approved. Especially the kind of utterly insane, juvenile, useless and moral vanity framed money pit pet project's of old and new Left Liberalism, that will never be held to account for anything like an actual achievement.

So a dearth of any er, 'idea's', but a surfeit of hubris. In fact, I think they hit the Motherload. But I digress.

It’s funny, innit? More and more, the real idea's of truth, meaning, reason and context are all brushed aside in a flash, by the same poop minds who wank on endlessly and earnestly about the imaginary “Fascists!” who limit their diversity.

Hey, Bill Henson could be considered a genius by much of the world forever and and a day and sadly, most of Australia, the MSM and every badly styled average politician still wouldn’t know him at all. These folks have the inquiring, curious and original minds of a slice of Swiss cheese.

Unless Henson was on say a lifestyle show, the ABC's mega tedious and fraudulent 7:30 Report, or the fatuous jelly of 60 Minutes, and continuously for at least a month. Even though I take it as a given that many of our betters in places of authority, power and influence know 'eff all about much at all, I’m still taken by surprise by what real peasants they are.

Our pathetic twerp and ten steps down to the mezzanine Leader of the Opposition, Brendan 'head butt me now' Nelson, apparently also agrees with the PM. Big as they say, 'effing surprise.

Here’s a recent sideline from earlier this week, but eerily connected to this idiocy I believe. And the guy concerned is I believe a Lefty kinda guy, of the pro-and often unviable public transport kind, but if he’s correct about the mentality and methods of the Punyversity concerned? But that’s not the point.

It’s the er, mentality of the good folks who don’t like his “intemperate” comments. They’re “derogatory and insulting”. Sounds like my kind of guy. If ever anywhere needed a barrage of insults, it’s the claustrophobic and phony cloisters of bloated academia. In fact much of our public discourse needs a damn good Sex Pistol whipping.

"Riiiighta!!" John Lydon.

Melbourne Uni has demoted Paul Mees, a senior lecturer, because he said in a “strongly worded attack” on the authors of a 2007 report on transport privatisation, that they were “liars and frauds and should be in jail”.

It’s all maybe because the Uni department doing the report, are all er, rather cosy with and funded by the er, government. As Dr. Nick Low, da man in charge of the transport research department supposedly doing independent work said of Mees views, they are "...directly contrary to our wish to conduct our relations with the State Government in the spirit of partnership and co-operation”. Sweet and chummy, eh? But this is the best part.

In the inquiry into the naughty Paul Mees affair, a Dr King, ‘found it did not matter whether Dr. Mees statements were true or not!' Quite. Now dig this. “His defence of truth should be dismissed!”, says Dr. King’s report. Riiight. From the 22 May edition of 'The Age' newspaper. Yeah, sure it is. I always fact-check even the date!

And thus in a separate but equally stirring case, and without apparently any public tender, what’s gonna be an in-tandem Leftard think tank, or I’ll eat my guitar, has been given 15 million dollars by the government. Just like that, Guv.

Er, how many more tax payer funded neo-Socialist wank chambers, just like the celebrities with no bloody idea summit do we need exactly? Isn’t just about every Uni and government department one of these bullshit spin domes by default? And now they want to get into art criticism too! There is so little alternative voice in almost any area in poor old Oz, sports. By definition for the Left of mind, any tiny glimmer of light is always way too much illumination.

"The light! It burns!"

I thank God for the free market/Conservative Institute of Public Affairs, one of the few serious and bright spots on the ever shrinking intellectual Oz map.

And as for Bill Henson, neither the presence or absence of light will ever register, penetrate or reflect in the dimness of his idiot detractors. What do context, meaning, history and intent mean to Henson’s critics? In such mind bogglingly stupid and crassly instant reactions, and in the end, precisely nothing but an irrational fear of the wrong things out there, and in the dark.