Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Al Gore The Great Bloat of St Ives.













Al Gore: The only head that can be seen from space.


People still speak today about The Great Bloat of St. Ives. Sadly, I am that person, as no one had ever heard of The Great Bloat of St. Ives, until now. Have you heard of The Bloat of St. Ives? I believe you have.

Oh, The Great Bloat of St. Ives is a wondrous thing, a wondrous thing to behold, is The Great Bloat of St. Ives. People come from far and wide to admire its width and pay homage. "Oh, show us the way, Great Bloat of St. Ives!" they implore, and the Great Bloat obliges like clockwork, expanding itself to enormous proportions until it reaches a full and majestic bloatedness. Hence the name, The Great Bloat of St. Ives.

Excuse me, but have you heard of The Great Bloat of St.Ives?

The Great Bloat of St. Ives has said many wise and profound things. If The Great Bloat of St. Ives is about anything, wisdom and profound things are what The Great Bloat of St. Ives is all about. For example, The Great Bloat of St. Ives has said that, “one word sums up probably the responsibility of any Vice President, and that one word is to be prepared”.

Yes, if you want to be ready for anything, anything at all, being prepared is one thing I always recommend, even to the deaf and blind. Be prepared, I say, be prepared!

Hence, The Great Bloat sayeth “we are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur”.

The Great Bloat of St. Ives is a wondrous source of pure gold, a source of pure gold is he. If you can’t get pure gold from The Great Bloat of St. Ives, I can’t help you. Nay, you are beyond helping. I cannot reach you no matter how much reaching I may do. Such as the following, which is something I live by religiously.

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: “It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it”. And they are. I can feel them doing it now, even through the linoleum.

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "For NASA, space is still a high priority”.

Space is something that The Great Bloat of St.Ives is determined to fill.

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system”. I myself have taken serious steps to enter the solar system by leaving my lounge room to go to the local shop and get another pack of Pall Malls. It’s a small step for a Mars Bar but I’ll have a packet of crisps too, thankyou.

Again, I can put my hand on my heart and say as The Great Bloat of St. Ives has said, "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children”.

Aah, yes, a wondrous thing is an education. I myself am the product of one.

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century”. Oh yes, a nasty business was your Hitler. Do you know that Hitler invented Auto Barn?

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made”.

I myself am only capable of mistakes. When I have foolishly done something that makes any practical sense whatsoever, quick as a flash, I cover it up with something stupid, leaving no one the wiser.

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change”. Irreversible we are indeed. No matter how many times I have stood in my front garden covered in soup imploring to the Heavens, "Reverse! Reverse!", not once have I been able to return to last Tuesday.

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things”. Indeed it does. I was saying to my Aunty Doris only last Tuesday, I think I’ve reversed, Aunty Doris. Every Tuesday Aunty Doris says to me "You say that every Tuesday. You must be reversing again, dear".

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future”. Sadly, I have never had the privilege of making any good judgements as I can never get the right kind of timber. I’m afraid of using chipboard, fear it I do, as it expands in the rain and we don’t have a ceiling.

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "The future will be better tomorrow”.

Aunty Doris: "What day is it?"

Colonel Neville: "It’s Tuesday. Everyday it’s Tuesday, especially on Thursdays. In fact, it’s been Tuesday all week. Wednesday is not until Monday. And Saturday was last Monday. Friday has been postponed due to a lack of interest and they’re replaying Sunday".

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world”.

Aunty Doris: "Are you Mr Barnes?"

Colonel Neville: "Yes I am. I’m Mr Barnes as I’ve been all my life, both man and boy".

Aunty Doris: "Is there any lettuce? Don’t threaten me with your salad!"

Colonel Neville: "Not with my legs".

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe”.

Aunty Doris: "When does this film end?"

Colonel Neville: "At the beginning, around July".

Aunty Doris: "I don’t like the people in it!"

Colonel Neville: "Who does? They’re all actors".

Aunty Doris: "Well, when does it start?"

Colonel Neville: "It never does, I’m afraid".

Aunty Doris: "But it’s half way through!"

Colonel Neville: "See what I mean".

Aunty Doris: "You can’t keep me here like a caged lion!"

Colonel Neville: "Hence the fleas".

Aunty Doris: "What day is it?"

The Great Bloat of St. Ives: "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made”.

Have you heard about The Great Bloat of St. Ives? So wondrous is he. I believe you may have...

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Al Gore lies like a fourteen year old girl.



Gee Al, you cheating bastard, I believe you have uber-lied and continue to lie right now, so that your personal wealth could go from 2 million dollars of flab in 2000 to 100 million mega fattening dollars today. And plenty more to come, eh? Yummy. Hey Fat Albert! Gobble gobble up that thick rich gravy from the Super-Sized Global Warming Gravy Train! Free money. Yay!

"Mmmmmmm, tastes like taxpayer!" Al Gore.


Dear sports, here's the thing:

Science IS scepticism. War is Hell? Nope, warming bullshit is Green Hell.

I liked these so much I just had to put ‘em up without much padding. This is what happens when one's idea of Quality Control and honest motives come via once washed up political transvestites like Al 'give me more' Gore, coke head juvenile movie stars, dumber than dog hair celebrities and eternally tenured leftard academics after a nice fat PC grant or two. Via the fabbo Andy Bolt at the Herald Sun and Tim Blair at The Daily Telegraph. Lotsa Gore.

Andy on when GW alarmist bullshit doesn't freaking happen, in fact largely the reverse. And oddly this is depressing and upsetting to the True Gore blimey Believers. Always with the negative waves, man. Nevermind. Of denial, of denial. Smells like leftard teens dispirited.

"I couldn't leave her if I tried!"


But first, Dr Sanity on why the left lack manners and charm:

"When it comes to a discussion of National Security, this histrionic post demonstrates exactly why it has been impossible to engage members of the political and consistently lunatic left in any sort of rational discussion.

It's like trying to discuss responsibility with a self-indulgent and overly dramatic adolescent girl.

The angry teenager who just hates it when she doesn't get her way, is particularly enraged when Mommy (usually on her side) goes along with Daddy; and we see that same dynamic rather frequently these days, as the narcissistic left raises the decibel level of their pouts and whines whenever their will or their world view is thwarted.”

And Bill at eject eject eject on logical fallacy and cognitive dissonance a la leftard liberal.


At last, House Speaker Newt Gingrich and his slam du jour expose of Gore's bullshit control freakery. WE HAVE PLENTY OF OIL AND GAS for over a century. But that would destroy Islamic killers blood supply, while powering the economy and enhancing massively Western security and it would vastly limit Al Gore making lottsa ca$h. So no.

Al Gore and his kind would kill America for money and fame.




Tim Blair on the ma$$ conformity of Global Warming fraud$ and liar$.

How Gore invests a billion or two.

So many questions with no clear answers from Fat With Ca$h Albert.

“1. You are a partner in the venture capital firm of Kleiner-Perkins and a co-founder of the United Kingdom-based investment firm of Generation Investment Management, each of which stands to gain financially from greenhouse gas regulation. Please describe any other financial interests that you have in any other businesses that stand to profit from greenhouse gas regulation.

2. In October 2008, the New York Times Magazine featured a cover story on how Kleiner Perkins had invested $1 billion in 40 companies that would profit from new environmental and energy laws and regulations. What will be your share of any profits from these ventures?

3. How much of your own money have you contributed to Kleiner-Perkins, Generation Investment Management and other businesses that stand to profit from greenhouse gas regulation? If you have not contributed significant amounts of your own capital to these businesses, what, then, is your role in them? Are you a lobbyist? Are you the face of their public relations efforts? Is your job to run around scaring politicians and the public into enacting greenhouse gas regulation?

4. Is Kleiner-Perkins’ business plan to have you press for legislation and regulation favorable to its clients in order to make them more attractive and available for sale to the public, at which time Kleiner-Perkins would cash out, leaving the public invested in not-ready-for-prime-time companies that have dubious financial prospects and that are dependent on taxpayer subsidies?

5. Your co-founder with Generation Investment Management is former Goldman Sachs partner David Blood. Goldman Sachs is lobbying for global warming legislation and is a part owner of the Chicago Climate Exchange, where carbon credits from cap-and-trade legislation would be traded. Do you or Generation Investment Management stand to benefit in anyway from these relationships?

6. Generation Investment Management’s web site says the firm provides investment advice to clients. Who are Generation Investment Management’s clients and how do they stand to profit from upcoming environmental and energy legislation and regulation? Will these clients share their profits with you and/or Generation Investment Management?

7. When you left public service in January 2001, your personal net worth was perhaps $2 million. In 2007, your personal net worth was reported to be on the order of $100 million. How much of this fortune is related, directly or indirectly, to your advocacy of legislation to reduce “global warming”?

8. When you testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee in January, why did you not disclose to the Committee and to the public your relationships with Kleiner-Perkins and Generation Investment Management? Generation Investment Management’s web site says, “Integrity and honesty are the bedrock of our business. We demand the highest ethical standards in our work and in our personal lives.” In light of this statement, how to you explain your failure to inform the Senate Committee of your financial conflicts of interest?

9. You travel all over the world in jets and limos, own a houseboat, use 20 times more electricity than the average American, and stand to make a fortune that most millionaires would envy. Yet you tell Americans to downsize their lives, such as by limiting their travel, using less heat and air conditioning, and drying their clothes outside on a clothesline. Describe for us, in detail, your personal “carbon footprint.”

10. If you are wrong about humans causing catastrophic global warming, will you give all the money you “earned” from your alarmism back?”


Al Gore’s Carbon Empire: Cashing In on Climate Change.

Heaven and Earth book exposes global warming bullshit.

Glow Ball Warning crap crushed.

Here's a groovy old post of mine on Gore called Triumph Of The Al.

Gee, Gore's illuminating performance reminds me of another leftard liberal hero and profoundly stupid, embarrassingly addled and phony as a fudd bastard, it's that House Of Wax moonbat Helen Thomas.

Helen Thomas, the creme de la creme of senile, babbling, pro-Hezbollah circus geek Democrat MSM tinfoilheads. The dailygator on how the MSM has awarded Helen Wheels an award for, wait for it, "journalistic excellence..." No, really. It all makes sense.



Michelle Malkin gives the Helen Thomas Award to Helen Thomas.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Grade school smiley face ecofascism.

















At SKOF the St Kilda Organic Farm, they call this a "typical $25 box". So around $8 of ordinary fruit and vegetables triples in price merely via the miracle of organics? So we'll need much more land and MONEY to feed more people? Got it. Nuance. And organic masturbation is not for the affluent. Riiight. Of course. That's why it's an enormous busine$$ for a product that is no better than standard production. "Please Sir, more organic pie and lots of that Global Warming gravy." Hey, be a rebel and get your parents to pay for your nose and eyebrow piercings.





My son said to me “Dad, do you know climate change is real!” “Er, really?” Nope, global warming is not true. It’s what is known as a massive $cam and gravy train.

“Who told you this? Was it Miss Smith?”

“No, a lady with black hair who came to our school.”

“She’s not a teacher?” “No.” “Ah, I see.”

Later my six year old comes in crying “It is true! The teacher told me!” This while he’s crying, hysterical and I kid you not, hitting me with his teddy bear!

“Now listen. Sometimes teachers don’t know what they’re talking about”. It’s what the rational call dumb as dog hair leftardism by decree.

“It is true!” “Ok. I’ll be seeing your teacher”. And I did.

Oh, I said. What’s all this about global warming then? Part of the curriculum? No. I specifically told his teacher to tell me of any outside boob that may visit the school. Who were they? “The ecocentre”. Really, and WHO are they? Well, you know the unspecified, unqualified anything and everything that can hide under the meaningless title of environmentalism.

Now here’s the thing. It’s an incremental fact that no matter how benign even a council enviro/PC/social engineering drivel project is, it’s always just a matter of degrees of separation until you hit the radical motherload. As with the cheerful "stop doomsday now!" ethos of the ecocentre et al.

So the affiliates and links always and rather quickly get you from putz A to loon B. I said I don’t want my son taught anything outside the curriculum. Dig?

Says I, "so you're teaching him the quality control free junk science of climate change eh? So of course you’re naturally teaching him about ideological movements, the MSM, politics, the radical left, indoctrination, infiltration via the Marxist agenda of the Australian Teachers Union et al?

And you'll explain how children can be indoctrinated and manipulated by adults? And explain about thinking skills, logical fallacy and cognitive dissonance, about the value of capitalism, reason, empiricism, conservative principles, the burden of proof, the scientific method, scepticism and the PC sodden idiocy of our government?

No? Of course not. Because THAT would be beyond a six year-old and thus absurd, wooden tit? And yet you teach him the vast pseudo science of GW? Funny I thought."

"So do you naturally believe it," I asked? The principal clearly did but was er, coy. “We’ll agree to disagree.” Er, I never did. I agree to you providing any serious evidence, what research you’ve done including books, papers and any sceptics you have read, your real motives for belief and if you are really 100% sincere, a WRITTEN GUARANTEE that GW is real. No?

So then burn it all and go back to the basic CURRICULUM appropriate for a six year-old.

“I’ll look into ecocentre to see if it’s political!” she says.

Er, environmentalism is entirely political! Yes, a council funded inner-city project called ecocentre is not going to be left? IMPOSSIBLE. I asked another teacher of a certain fabulous persuasion if he believed in GW. He wanted to “keep his opinions to himself.” So yes. “I’m not political” he says.

Really? A fabulous inner-city man, who believes in GW and is a member of the AEU, is er, “not political?” How did you manage that? You didn’t.

“But we’re teaching sustainability!” Obviously not intellectual sustainability. And can ya define that word for me? “Er, it means it’s sustainable!” Yes, as opposed to all the business’s that try to go broke and collapse as soon as possible.

And so on. The problem is, apart from a principal and staff who had never heard the term for basic false thought patterns known as logical fallacy, [no really] is that no matter how well meaning and otherwise decent many teachers are, the often spineless, incurious and unread conformist is the dominant norm. Especially when it comes to mass movement paradigms of the PC bunkum stripe. And yet they teach our children.

Now the whole thing is presented as practical and nice and hey, who doesn’t want to be nice?! So only an alleged fascist would not fall into line and mantra. And there’s the problem. No matter how nice and smiley faced, there are no stated or written limits to all this. This is why in the logical end we get ready made junior Eco-fascism 101. Merely question any of it and you'll be looked on as a little odd, a troublemaker or ignored. Not always perhaps, but keep on subject and just watch those smiles evaporate...


In fact for many, envirofreakism ends up like Jeff Luers, now in jail for setting off bombs in a car yard to er, make the world a better place. Jeff is a hero of Marxist leftards and naturally hates “capitalism”.

You know, the massively successful system that has given us everything and raised the life expectancy of billions. Like the Nobel Prize winning, [and for good reasons] Norman Borlaug who has fed and continues to feed billions with modern farming methods.

Naturally to Jeff the useless twerp and morally vain fraud, the most democratic government in the world is the most “fascist” and the most truly fascist is a workers paradise. This middle-class wanna be control freak and his permanent teen tantrum, dreams of everything being controlled and run by the state exactly as he sees fit. The definition of a fascist. Ironic, innit?

Jeff is offended that he is not allowed to petrol bomb private property cos hell, Jeff is good so everything Jeff does must be good! Jeff calls his criminal firebombing “free speech”. “Ka-boom!” is a sound and not a coherent sentence.

But there are millions of affluent misfit brats like this and growing. Why? Cos this is what they teach in schools. If the environment is “the most important” thing as they say relentlessly, then everything else by default is LESS important. Dig? Save the world but just destroy this one first.

Jeff Luers likes to call himself grander titles than bog standard criminal arsonist. Nope, he’s a hero of the people:

Jeff Luers: “I’d like to focus on creating the cure. Direct activism and militancy is a mainstay of the struggle for social and environmental justice...

We live in a police state. The U.S. may be the kinder face of fascism, but it is still a fascist state. Yes, we have elected a man who may bring change, but the system that he upholds will still be a capitalist, imperialist monster.

If anyone thinks that he isn’t going to protect the corporate interests at the extent of the people, they are wrong. We live in one of the few countries in the world where corporations are granted and guaranteed the same rights under our constitution. By design, our government is structured to uphold that rule of law.

[Colonel Neville: Yes, upholding the rule law ie: no firebombing of car yards, is er, bad. Yes, the US is a “Police state”. Riiight. Of course. Yawn. And any actual Police state is invisible or a wonderful thing to Jeff.]

MG: is there anything that you regret? [Colonel Neville: Apart from not ruling the world that is?]

Jeff: "In some ways the Romania action was and is probably one of the most effective direct actions taken in the United States; I know, very modest of me, right? Our action changed the dynamics of clandestine actions for the earth in this country. Afterward, Romania car dealerships all over the world were targeted".

[Colonel Neville: Ah, this is a Marxist retards idea of globalising destruction instead of productivity and innovation. Just like any Nazi or Commo, the ends justifies any means and Jeff's ends too, are insane. What a twisted phony fuck.]

"Suddenly, it was no longer just industry being targeted but the culture that is responsible for global warming.

And yeah, I do have some regrets about Romania. After all of the [prison] time that I got for that little fire, I wish I’d done something bigger.

MG: What are you most looking forward to upon your release? What are you most apprehensive about?

Jeff: There are so may things that I am excited about. No more walls is a big one. I think that within my first weeks I’ll find myself camped deep in the woods reconnecting with nature.

There doesn’t really seem to be too much that I’m apprehensive about. Certainly, prison has changed me, but the core of my being is still the same. My biggest challenge I think, is going to be living indoors and paying rent.

Direct action isn’t like that. The power to create change or act on a belief system rests completely in our hands. Nor did we protest gently.

MG: What moved you to follow through with the arson at Romania? Did you feel that there was any other alternative at all to raise awareness about global warming? And, what was running through your mind when you set flame to incendiary?

Jeff: Our world is being physically and geographically altered by the greenhouse gasses that we’re putting into the environment. Local and global climates are changing. These events have been happening for decades, but it is only now that this makes news.

Industry giants and corporate hooligans are making millions of dollars destroying the planet I love. They are putting people’s lives at risk. You ask me what moved me to follow through with these actions. I ask, what has not moved others?

There were plenty of other alternatives to raise awareness about global warming. Al Gore did a great job. He’s also a former vice president and millionaire. It’s harder to ignore him or shut him up though many tried.

Things have not changed much since the time of kings. Poor people are still ignored. Only when the peasants revolt does the king take notice.

Do you really want to know what I was thinking when critter and I lit the incendiary devices? Okay. I was thinking, “Don’t set yourself on fire.” Jeff Luers via indybay.

Colonel Neville: No, please DO set yourself on fire. I went to the ecocentre site and will go there personally to speak to the lady with the black hair, eh? Should be fab.

I dedicate this post to the fabulous eco-imperialism site of ex-Greenpeace founder Patrick Moore and Paul K. Dreissen. And a great site and resource called arationaladvocate.

Plus the fabbo book Green Hell by Steven Molloy. It's about how the green movement has NO defined limits whatsoever. Their aim is total control, sports. No really.

Hey, 60 million dead black people due to Malaria because tey're banned from using DDT, is called a big success in the Hell that is Green. And millions more every year. It all starts of so smiley and yet who are the main people behind it? Hmmmm?

Green Hell is here kids, and wickedly advancing on everything. Green Hell on Amazon.

“Large grant suppliers give massive amounts of money to colleges and universities to pay off these so-called scientists to swear by the CO2 caused global warming when in fact they all know that it is impossible for that to happen at 380 parts per million. It would take 500 times that concentration for CO2 to even come close to 10% of the greenhouse gas effect of water vapor that occurs each night as the sun goes down to prevent the nighttime temperatures from going to 65 degrees below zero Fahrenheit.

Fritz review of Green Hell:

“It was not that long ago that the main complaint of left wing critics of the American economy was that it produced poverty and appalling social conditions. "Capitalism" was simply a code word for the rich getting richer and everyone else getting poorer. And it was certainly true that the "rich" did get richer, often by improving the life of their customers.

Rockefeller did not make money by raising the price of oil; he made money by lowering it and improving the standard of living for millions. But, while the original critique was flawed, the sentiment was one of generating wealth for average Americans. Even as late as 1962 when Michael Harrington wrote The Other America this sentiment still dominated left wing politics. How things have changed.

Today, the political left is "green" and their main complaint is not that capitalism produces poverty. They know capitalism produces affluence. And they oppose it. Americans, they complain, consume "too much" and need to make do with less, because the planet is threatened by a whole host of potential ills that require we act now, regardless of the cost. Global warming is only the latest of their concerns, having replaced the completely discredited 'population bomb' threatened in the late 1960s.

And their proposed solutions, outlined in their own words, are truly frightening.

The old left proposals did not produce affluence, but the new "green" proposals will surely accomplish their goal of impoverishing people if they have their way and increasingly, as Green Hell author Steve Milloy warns, they are”.


Colonel Neville: The following are some of the affiliates of the Port Philip supported ecocentre. All seemingly positive and yet...


Dan Palmer of permablitz in The Age:

“DAN Palmer trained as a permaculture designer after studying psychology and philosophy and becoming a PhD.

Permaculture might seem like a big departure from Palmer's academic pursuits, but he sees them as complementary. The principles of permaculture dovetail neatly with his theoretical interests, he says. At the end of his university studies "I was left with systems theory, overcoming separation and dualisms:

[Colonel Neville: Ah, Uni drivel. Check.] between person and world, theory and practice. Permaculture does that too. It puts back together what our culture has torn apart."

[Colonel Neville: Riiight. It's all torn apart from what? Feudalism or the Neolithilic period? I hear the siren whine of the affluent twerp.

Here's a mere random grab of skeptics. Science IS skepticism apparently not in the land of Global Warming = Global Socialis.

Climate skeptics. And GW hoax. And some more myths junked. And The Australian debunks GW.

Here kids debunk Gore. Junk science debunks GW. Right pundits have a go. And Mike Savage too.

John Gaudio way back in 2006: "According to junkscience.com, the Kyoto Protocol has already cost over 243 Billion dollars. The return anticipated for this "investment" is a difference of less than three one thousandths of one degree Centigrade by the year 2050. Imagine the good that could be accomplished if that 243 Billion dollars was invested wisely to make the world a better place.

Mike Rosen wrote an article for the Rocky Mountain news in which he points out that all human activity is responsible for only 4.5 percent of the carbon dioxide produced on this planet. He also points out that all the carbon dioxide produced by all sources, is a tiny contributor to global warming, being dwarfed both by water vapor, and the activity of the sun". And New Scientist debunks Gores cred way back in 2007.]

“"Permaculture is ultimately subversive because it aims to decentralise food production," says Palmer. "People have fun planting a carrot when actually what they are doing is quite radical.

The idea of the permablitz came about after Palmer went for a long walk after lunch one afternoon from his home in Thomas Street. In the twilight he was drawn to a well-lit mud-brick house. "I saw a beacon of light in the darkness," he recalls, smiling.

This was the Springvale Community House. Inside, a group of South American men playing pool invited Palmer to join them for a beer. He practised his rusty Spanish, played dominos, he even danced the salsa. His new companions came from places such as El Salvador, Chile, Cuba and Peru.

"They were fighting the isolation immigrants can feel in the suburbs by eating and drinking and hanging out together," he says.

The South Americans were part of a group called Codemo (Community Multicultural Development Organisation). "Most of them had been here for 20 years or so," says Palmer. "They all had trouble assimilating themselves into Australian culture and language."

[Colonel Neville: Why? Are they mute?]

"As they talked, Palmer and Codemo hit upon a revolutionary idea: why not use volunteer labour and permaculture theory to transform an unproductive garden into a place where food is grown?"

Colonel Neville: And as we know, all revolutionary ideas are nice if they’re presented appealingly by er, "alienated" Cubans and Salvadorians etc. Gee, nothing suspicious here. Move along.]


Dan Palmer permaculturesolutions. “

"Mentoring/Job Shadowing:

We think it important that young people, particularly students in their last years of school, fresh out of school, or in their first years of University, be given more opportunities to act on any feelings they have that something is fundamentally wrong with the direction of our society”.

[Colonel Neville: Get those Che the child killer tshirts out now! Yes, the current world is always bad and must be destroyed in order to bring forth the Utopian vegetable workers paradise!]

From Dan Palmers ethics:

“(3) We care for the environment and wildlife. In everything we do, we side with Gaia as our 'superclient.'

[Colonel Neville: No really. Read it again. Yes. "Superclient". Dan is a client for serious psychotherapy.] And yes, Gaia worship. It's just as I said, just look far enough and it logiically ALWAYS ends and starts with the whole nutsocake package of the pagan and nihilist.

Just like the Nazis, Mussolini, Pol Pot, Mao, Stalin ad nauseum. Imagine these smiling teeny fascists with real power? Fabulous eh? Control freak heaven and hell. They hate the capitalism that gives you your economic freedom of choice and want to destroy it. How can radical front groups be an unknown phenomena to aschool teacher? Cos they often are one!

"All hail the earth Mother or die!"


"(4) The ultimate end to which we are working is the reforestation of the earth and the restoration of the earth's topsoils. We believe that healthy gardens, plants, and people are a by product of healthy soil”.

Colonel Neville: “Soylent Green is people!" Hey, you and I are "byproducts!" What do ya know! This crap is modified from and I kid you not, the church of deep ecology by eco loon guru Bill Mollison. Bill says, collectively speaking:

“A final ethic that we practice in our community in Tasmania is that we divest ourselves of everything surplus to our needs”.

Colonel Neville: Ah, pure Marxism had to come up sooner or later. Each according to his needs. Marxism 1010. Got it. There’s lots of “environmental crisis”, “this is heavy stuff” and “I want to emphasise that we should not expect our children to change the world. If we do not do it, there will not be a world to change”. Balls.

Bill Mollison: "I think it is wisest to leave some of the design courses open to graduate student sonly so that we get the economists and the business management people. We are going to need all those skills”.

Colonel Neville: Quite, I imagine so. Thus Bills “Type One Error:

"Undertaking a design job for people whose aims are environmentally destructive., for example a group that want s to hack out a hole in the forest for themselves. When approached by such people, you should always side with the super client-the environment. More often than not, though, such people are really good people”.

Colonel Neville: Phew, passed the envirofreak council idea of worthiness to live on Gaiia. Now this PDF is from the 1980’s though apparently updated, so seemingly a lot less crazy per se than standard Marxist agitprop madness of “Destroy Capitalism NOW!”

Some of the rest of the enormous PDF is seemingly almost rational and practical, and filled with charming ideas and methods, but with an eerie amount of heavily detailed and proscribed collective organisation mentality and a curious business cleverness. Vast tracts are riddled with absurd tribal mysticism of the traditional “womens knowledge” good, read superstitious paganism drivel versus modern men bad, read the enlightenment, science and the industrial revolution, consumerism.

Slip down to page 16 on the right hand column and read the part about “edge harmonics”. See if it reminds you of anything er, uncomfortable. Think gee, indoctrination. Think Invasion Of The Body [politic] Snatchers.



"We use a sustainable design system called permaculture to help communities move away from denial and dependent consumerism to engagement and responsible production…

“Permaculture goes beyond realising that conventional agriculture is the most destructive thing humans are doing on the planet: it offers an achievable alternative in the form of sustainable small scale local food production systems. Part of this vision is massively decreasing the distance between where food is produced and consumed.

As an integrated design science, however, food is just one part of the permaculture equation. Permaculture equally addresses and integrates water, energy, waste, shelter, community, local economy, governance and all other aspects of sustainable living. It's broad, it's exciting, and it's blindingly relevant to the challenges we all face”.

“2) Our current mode of food production, namely industrial chemical and fossil fuel dependent monoculture, is not sustainable.

3) Permaculture is a tool we can use now to decrease our participation in industrial agriculture and to directly act on our most pressing issues, including peak oil and climate change.

4) We know the problems and we have the solutions. It is time to transition not just from denial to awareness, but from awareness to action. Let's go!

5) having fun while we redesign the future!

“The basic idea is that by converting their lawns into organic food producing gardens, people will be able to back away from a dependence on industrial agriculture and the shipping of food back and forth across the world. At the same time, it makes organic eating accessible to more than just the upper-middle class."

Dan Palmer:

“I'd say the social community-building aspect is just as important, or even moreso, than the garden makeover itself. In our socially atomised suburbs, with our tall fences separating our yards from our neighbours', its rare to get to know those living closest to us."

Colonel Neville: Yeah, we should all bunk up like a Chinese road gang. And yet I do want as tall a fence separating you from me. Go figure.

“Do you think it's important for people in urban areas to have an engagement in food production and learn how to grow their own food? Living in a 'modern' society promises that we shouldn't actually have to think about our food, or any other basic necessity."

[Colonel Neville: Yes, the government should do it or the Morlocks.]

"We've 'developed' to the point that we now get to spend our time thinking about modern issues like ring tones and tax returns. So today the majority of the food we eat is grown by a handful of huge agribusinesses and sold in a handful of supermarket chains. Through this process, aside from disconnecting us from our food and all that its been through to get to our plates, we have also become completely dependent on multinational corporations for our basic necessities, and therefore have lost the very foundations of political autonomy."

Colonel Neville: Why do I get the distinct feeling that Dan spends a lot of time on his narcissistic Utopian moral vanity, when he isn't thinking stupid things a la logical fallacy?

"I think that growing food, along with rebuilding community (to counter the individualisation and social atomisation faced in this corporate-driven society), are some of the most important and subversive activities we can do today."

Colonel Neville: Ah, now I get it. Individualism via freedom, capitalism and the constitution is bad. Collectivism via food, transport and unarmed technological control via the total state is a good thing. The ONLY thing. Nuance.

“Political independence and the ability to engage in society has a lot to do with from what position of autonomy do we stand. And if we stand totally dependent on a one or two or three day food supply chain we don't really have any position of political autonomy.”

[Colonel Neville: Yep, all hail the Great Pumpkin!]


"David Holmgren, Permaculture co-orginator (quote taken from Greening The Apocalypse)

"If your experience is that your water comes from the tap and that your food comes from the grocery store then you are going to defend to the death the system that brings those to you because your life depends on that; if your experience is that your water comes from a river and that your food comes from a land base then you will defend those to the death because your life depends on them. So part of the problem is that we have become so dependent upon this system that is killing and exploiting us, it has become almost impossible for us to imagine living outside of it and it's very difficult physically for us to live outside of it."


Derrick Jensen: “But then when adding peak oil and climate change to the mix, and the likely consequences of these on today's food and agriculture systems, it looks like food localisation using permaculture principles and design is going to offer more than an 'alternative' — it will become a necessity”.


Here’s John Jenkins, incoherent leftard and alleged poet at St Kilda music and poetry, another affiliate of the respectable new face of dear comrades, at the ecocentre. Yep, for any serious sciences like geophysics, I always call my local poet.

John Jenkins jerks off:

“Back then – and it seems odd to say “back then’’ of just six years ago – the scientific community was aware of climate change, and we had warnings from environmentalists.”

[Colonel Neville: Is John talking about back then in 1975 when Newsweek and Time too, had special edition on the coming “crisis” of “Global” er, “cooling?’ Apparently not.]

“But it was still an ‘exotic’ subject. Climate change skeptics held official sway, particularly influencing policy.

(Amazingly, few skeptics are still out there: some business forecasters, and other misleading ostriches, disputing the precise scientific modeling of climate change’s impact. Never mind the gross evidence, such as actual measurements of temperature increases (measurements, not forecasts) and worrying impacts already apparent: such as...”

Colonel Neville: Such as the dominance of moonbats. Yes, sceptics are so unscientific! Science IS scepticism above all else, you dumb bastard. Yes, we must never teach our children scepticism or critical analysis via reason and rational thought based on evidence and research. That would never do, comrade.

But wait, a man who can barely think logically, is writing a book! Who isn’t?

John: “Back to the book. We quickly find my hero, Bruce, out in the field, getting his hands dirty. He’s doing field research into coral bleaching, on one of Australia’s most iconic and sensitive ecosystems, the Great Barrier Reef.

My other three main characters are: Miko, a Japanese climate modeler. Miles Kato, a senior scientist and sort of father figure to Bruce.

And my villain – Imre Nero – Bruce’s rival; an acid-tongued climate change skeptic; a cynical scientific gun for hire, who works for the carbon fuel lobby. (Hiss booo...!)”

Colonel Neville: Sounds fab. So pretty subtle and believable eh? No.

John: “The cost of doing nothing is certainly high.” And people like John manage to do nothing intelligible and get the government to pay for it consistently. Ah, and John is a one stop boob for envirofreak clichés, to whit:

“Back to 2001, in the mainstream media – the mainstream consciousness – climate change was still a ‘curiosity’, a minor issue. Coal and oil ruled. And there seemed no compelling, urgent pressure to develop renewable energy, to end the carbon addiction. The cheap oil and coal binge still seemed like it would go on forever”.

Colonel Neville: Yes, and one day John may even return form his apparently drug induced addiction to living in an alternate dimension. Yes, “ruled” by massively effective oil. Reign over me.


“Cheap oil? Cheap coal? But now people are asking, at what real cost?”

Colonel Neville: That depends when they start drilling in Alaska and leave the Arabs to collapse into their well deserved oblivion. Oil is drilled at the cost of funding millions of peoples superannuation.

“Oil is a limited resource, fast running out. And only through the power of oil can we get at coal. Oil, and filling up your car, is getting more expensive.”

Colonel Neville: John is a logical fallacy Tourests Syndrome. The only unlimited resource is a vacuum and stupidity, and Johan is a sustainable source of both.]

"There are on-site costs, at the drill tip; pressure to drill in wilderness areas, spillages, clean-ups. And a carbon cost: global warming, extreme weather events, climate change; perhaps, eco catastrophe.

And military costs, too – of oil wars. And political ones – invasions, instability, dislocation.

Not least, the human cost, of lives lost, and refugees spilling from oil wars.
Are these costs factored in at the servo pump?"

Colonel Neville: So let’s check the Marxist shopping list of enemies shall we? Capitalism bad. Check. The military are evil. Got it. Wars are apparently fought over easily traded commodities like oil and sugar too. No. Ah hah. Leaving fascist dictatorships in place permanently is good. Ok. And let's all live like the wildman of the woods under leaves and rub sticks! It's natural!

Normal business and innovation costs are a conundrum only to a dumb as dog hair activist. So basically, a vast socialist Marxist fascist government of the stae run by ecofreaks is good. Ok. Yep, it’s all there. Carry on, wearer of the woolly rainbow hat with matching “Aboriginal Collectivist Land Rights” badge.


“But, come 2007, things have changed. And so very rapidly.
In the six years since I began writing A Break in the Weather, there have been some very high-profile contributions to the debate. In June 2006, Tim Flannery’s The Weather Makers was published. Followed by Al Gore’s globally influential film, An Inconvenient Truth."

Colonel Neville: Ah, yes. Excellent quality control free heroes. Gore, the vast convoy, Gulfstream jetting, enormous house of power usage and major carbo offset company director and multi millionaire, via tobacco and a political career funded by Arman Hammer, the Soviet monopolist. Great.

Ah, and Tim Flannery, the smug, unaccountable leftard fool and highly qualified mediocrity. Sadly, not a SINGLE one of his Climate Change predictions has come true.


“But I I am proud that my little 2001 verse novel was so quick off the mark: how often a landslide is preceded by a few ominous, tumbling pebbles!”

Colonel Neville: Stick with the self-congratulations. Ya gona need that ability.

"Now, climate change is a central debate. We have been overtaken by the urgency we should have felt years ago. In Australia, 2007, it is even a hot election issue. A new global economy is emerging, of carbon trading.”

Colonel Neville: And Gore will be there! Oh, the Carbon Trading “industry” balloon has already collapsed due to a lack of hot air? Call Al then. Hey, “crisis”. It ALWAYS is, innit? That’s how Marxist tip works. Thus Global Warming is merely Global Socialism. Dig how John the nobody talks as if HE is an authority and doing something vital and hel BIG about world problems.

Here’s a bit of Johns er, poem:

“SLOW BUBBLES seem to circulate about him and, from his lips,”

Colonel Neville: Fantastic. Finally, the bluehat project. Yes, more hippies.

“The aim is to draw awarness to the importance of a healty mind through being mindful about the environment we live in. Blue Hat project promotes the idea to make the environment our constant councellor we can use for mental well being. The Blue Hat project enthusing individuals and communities to thrive by connecting to each other and themselves."

Colonel Neville: Funny, cos endless envirofreak drivel is actually a total drag. But hey, each twerp to his own.

“Blue Hat personifies the thought process of taking action verses hestitating to move on."

Colonel Neville: Yes, never “hestitating” is my motto.

“The mission of the Blue hat project is to promote the use of creative expression and the practice of positive psychology for a healthy sustainable mind.”

Colonel Neville: Meaning act and look and talk like a hippie. A non-sustainable mind? Imagine that. I think I’m looking at one.

“The Blue Hat Project aims:

1. “Bring awarness to ways how to express feelings through creative activities."

Colonel Neville: “Awarness” or unawareness? See "anything hippies do." “Stop the Warness!”

2. “Encourage the understanding of Positive psychology and Eckhart Tolle."

Colonel Neville: Thinking like a hippie. Oh, wow! Eckhart Tolle! The world needs it! What is it? Classic pseudo psychobabble rubbish. Got it.

3. “Enthusing community to ''learn how to help themselves."

Colonel Neville:
All together. Enthuse!

4. “Connecting community through projects, exhibitions and creative events”.

Colonel Neville: Translation: more government funding.

“The Blue Hat Project uses the metaphor of the hat. Blue Hat also means "ACTION!"

Colonel Neville: Interestingly, many other metaphors come to mind. Yes, that inevitable and restless smiley faced fascist urge to act, however pointless, insane or destructively collective. That is all.

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

The Last Of The Summer Whine: Economic Fraud and Wilful Ignorance on a Grand Scale.












Obama's balls and economic stimulus comparison via Hotair. Remember that a sphere increases mass and volume, so this has gotta hurt!



California Dreamin' The Momma's and the Poppa's.



"Giving money and power to Congress is like giving whisky and car keys to teenagers". P.J O'Rourke.

Colonel Neville: But first some Pink Floyd summing up the current state of play of Democrat etc, enviro-leftardism and rather exactly:

"We're just knocked out
We heard about the sell out
You gotta get an Album out
You owe it to the people
We're so happy we can hardly count

Everybody else is just green, have you seen the chart?
Its a helluva start, it could be made into a monster
If we all pull together as a team

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it riding the Gravy train".


Colonel Neville: Pretty bloody right on the er, money really, eh? So after some following quotes from our technocrat PM Kevin Rudd, is Roger L. Simon, on how the ever-recurring dumb as dog hair paradigm of anti-Capitalist, anti-individual left liberal socialism fantasy "for you but not me", comes relentlessly screaming at us from places like Hollywood, University, the school, the MSM and gee, most everywhere it seems.

"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other". Eric Hoffer.

Creeping across everything with take your pick of enviro-freakism or treason and fakes like King Alberty Gore. The lie against the capitalist free market that has made our lives so very good and in so many ways, is also spread via the amazing Socialist death spiral of the European Union, the UK and so on. Hell, we have plenty of our own local brand of Internationalist tripe too. Ya gotta start somewhere. Smiley faced fascism. It's good for you and I, but apparently not for its many advocates in places like Bel Air.

Thus we get Obama's taxpayer funded faux economics and our own PM KRudd parroting paragraphs of rhetoric worthy of any Socialist state head loon. In fact straight out of Jonah Goldberg's great book [Left] Liberal Fascism.

In it as you know, Jonah explains in historically surgical detail the natural totalitarian "religion of the state" control freak drives of such people. It does fit soooo very perfectly together, is amazingly unchanging and over decades. Hey, neo-Wilson 1917 and neo-FDR 1930's New Dealers etc, are now Obama and Rudd etc.

Goldberg shows the overwhelming infatuation and profound love that much of the Left media, academia, artists and celebrities have almost always had for fascism, totalitarianism, Communism and even Nazism etc. There's so much to quote but here's one or two on Pesident Wilson of whom Walter McDougall wrote, "If any trait bubbles up in all one reads about Wilson, it is this: he loved, craved and in na sense glorified power".

President Wilson: "...a lot of nonsense has been written about the inalienable rights of the individual..."

Colonel Neville: Wilson admired Bismarck, like FDR admired Mussolini, and both saw Constitutional checks and balances as a limitation to be overcome. Both were anti-capitalist and saw few limits to government size, control, influence or power.

Wilson: "It was Jefferson who said that the best government is that which governs as little as posiible...but that time has passed. America is not now and canot in the fuure be a place for unrestricted individual enterprise".

Wilson: "Government does now whatever experience permits or the times demand".

Colonel Neville: Obama gave a speech last year in which he said his idea of a state in permanent er, "progress", will continually call upon the citizen to take part. Constant revolutionary "change", and just like Mao.

B.O by name, B.O by nature. But then, B.O's almost entire family were Commie or Muslim freaks.

And for Wilson, government was "not a machine but a living thing" that could thus expand naturally and anyone who opposed it was by default, un-natural.

"Everything in the state and nothing outside the state". Mussolini.

Well, we were warned by Soviet defectors.

Yes, now PM Kevin has written an essay. Of course he has. A man afflicted with a Touret's Syndrome of cliche has allegedly "written" within it. There is something very wrong with our fluffy Prime Minister. No, really. So in that spirit, here's a cliched quote but still a good one.

"Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good". Samuel Johnson.

Kevin Rudd via Andy Bolt's blog: “...the role of the state has once more been recognised as fundamental...ensuring that government is the regulator, that government is the funder or provider of public goods and that government offsets the inevitable inequalities of the market...”

Mr Rudd writes that "the time has come, off the back of the current crisis, to proclaim that the great neo-liberal experiment of the past 30 years has failed, that the emperor has no clothes.

Neo-liberalism, and the free market fundamentalism it has produced, has been revealed as little more than personal greed dressed up as an economic philosophy."

"The challenge for social democrats today is to recast the role of the state and its associated political economy of social democracy as a comprehensive philosophical framework for the future.

In the crisis, social democrats had the great advantage of "a consistent position on the central role of the state — in contrast to neo-liberals, who now find themselves tied in ideological knots".

Rudds drivel.

Colonel Neville: Kevin Rudd is a millionaire of the political elite, who bought a multi-million dollar property in 2007, due entirely to private property rights, one of the corner stones of the capitalism that he clearly disdains [for everyone else], and the system that pays his perhaps rather undeserved wage. I should be so lucky.

California Dreamin' article via Roger L. Simon.

"...reminds us, the Congressman’s liberal entertainment constituency has been headed into the dumper for years as more and more film and television production dollars get spent in other states and overseas. Waxman is doing a lousy job for his sheep-like constituents and even a worse job for America, helping to create a creative climate in which Hollywood makes anti-American films for an increasingly important foreign audience.

Andrew’s [not Bolt] article parallels a related post on Victor Davis Hanson’s PajamasXpress blog in which he asks the question Who is the “They” now in California? Of course, Waxman has long been part of the “they,” the group in control, but in recent times, as Victor reminds us, people with similar views have taken over the entire Golden State.

I used to be one of those Californians who subscribed to those views, but now I can see those ideas have done nothing positive for my home state, which is in bankruptcy (or near it) with a dismal public school system and a decaying infrastructure. The Mamas and the Papas used to bring tears of joy to my eyes when they sang the song below. I was so relieved not to be living on the stodgy old East Coast.

Now it’s sadness. Is this lost youth? Lost idealism? Or a heavy dose of reality? The boys and girls who attacked The Man have become The Man and made things impossibly worse. They have no one to blame but themselves".

Colonel Neville: Hey Hollywoodland and California spreading manure and incompetence? What a surprise. So how big is Obama's black hole?

Surprisingly more than Clinton "earns" for touring the world blowing his grossly incompetent, empty, venal and frivoulous smoke and bullshit over all and sundry while getting blown himself, and from both ends.

Via Hotair:

“Former President Bill Clinton earned nearly $6 million in speaking fees last year, almost all of it from foreign companies, according to financial documents filed by his wife, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The documents obtained Tuesday by The Associated Press show that $4.6 million of the former president’s reported $5.7 million in 2008 honoraria came from foreign sources, including Kuwait’s national bank, other firms and groups in Canada, Germany, India, Malaysia, Mexico and Portugal and a Hong Kong-based company that spent $100,000 on federal lobbying last year”.


Via Hotair: “I will share the numbers, though, because all of us should be shouting these comparisons from the rooftops:

• The Louisiana Purchase: $217,000,000,000. [No wonder people thought Jefferson was insane.]

• The race to the Moon: $237,000,000,000.

• The New Deal: $500,000,000,000.

• The Iraq War: $597,000,000,000.

• The Obama-Reid-Pelosi Porkfest Stimulus:$1,173,000,000,000.

The Iraq War figure uses the mathematics of its critics, which includes the normal cost of the armed forces during that time regardless of their deployment — but so much the better for this comparison. We could buy more of North America and do another moon shot, and we’d not only spend less than half of the current stimulus, we’d create a lot more jobs, too. The so-called stimulus costs more than the Iraq War and the New Deal put together”.

Colonel Neville: Sadly, two of the essential element's that drive an economy, are reducing the cost of doing business and a real demand for goods and services. Economies are NOT driven by government taking trillions from taxpayers and blowing it insanely, no matter how seemingly noble said blowing may appear to some. Hey, but what do I know? Do I have $1,173,000,000,000?

If I did, I'd increase the number of zeroes and not reduce it down to zero with the stroke of a pen. Yes, the government can always spend your money more wisely than you...Er, no.

Our PM and the US President are two fraudulent, mediocre, out of their depth economic boobs and security nincompoops for our times. God help us all cos beyond their ideological hobbies, they do not know what they are doing.



Roger L. Simon on Gore: "Am I the only one who now sees Al Gore as an object of levity?

I started giggling this evening when the D-student who couldn’t even make it through divinity school popped up on my television screen testifying yet again before Congress on matters scientific - i. e., his favorite topic: anthropogenic global warming. Like a desperate man with an inferiority complex (if we promise not to rescind his Nobel and his Oscar, maybe he’ll just go away), he keeps coming back to remind us of how much he knows when we know he knows very little.

This time the subject of his discourse was Venus and how hot it is (from carbon dioxide, of course). Steven Milloy saw the comedy as well:

Incredibly, not a Senator on the Committee questioned — much less burst into outright laughter at — Gore’s absurd point. In fact, each Senator who spoke at the hearing, including Republicans, offered little but fawning praise for Gore. It’s hard to know whether the hearing’s lovefest was simply an example of the Senate’s exaggerated sense of collegiality, appalling ignorance and gullibility about environmental science, or fear of appearing to be less green than Gore.

It is true that atmospheric CO2 warms both Venus and the Earth, but that’s about where the CO2 commonality between the two planets ends. While the Venusian atmosphere is 97 percent CO2 (970,000 parts per million), the Earth’s atmosphere is only 0.038 percent CO2 (380 parts per million). So the Venusian atmosphere’s CO2 level is more than 2,557 times greater than the Earth’s. And since the CO2 in the Earth’s atmosphere is increasing by only about 2 parts per million annually, our planet is hardly being Venus-ized.

No matter. Al is in the global warming business and not even the next Ice Age will get him out of it. And as for audience of esteemed legislators listening to his babble, I have a suggestion that might help the financial crisis: fire all of them".

Commenter: "Roger, we are Californians of the same vintage, you and I. It is ineffably sad that the forgiving, free spirited, iconoclastic (and little mentioned smart-aleck Bugs Bunny) demeanor of our culture has slowly transformed to the unforgiving politically-correct homogeneity predicted by Orwell. We have become our nightmare. It seems a classic case of idealistic good intentions, unfettered by reality, gone bad.

Well, not as bad as the good intentions of socialists in Cuba, but bad enough. Unfortunately, there is no charismatic Ronald Reagan to turn things about. What was said of Ronald the Actor turned out to be true of Arnold the Actor, but since Arnie has “grown in office” the MSM protect him. I have roots that bind me here; I am encouraging my collage age kids to look elsewhere to settle".


Commenter Tomarev: "This post is the perfect display of how irrational hatred and stupidity can combine into a lethal mixture. Global warming doesn’t exist because...Al Gore is an idiot".

Colonel Neville: "Dear Tomarev: Ironically ya right. And not just cos Gore IS a dimwit, but enough of a clever con man to become uber-rich over the utter lies and mass elite manipulation of the fraud of Global Warming. Climate Change means massive faux capitalist riches for Gore and his fake followers, and Global Socialism for the rest of us masses.

In twenty years time GW will be unmentioned cos the usual phony baloney's will have a new fanta$y. Maybe back to "Global Cooling?!", Y2k, Western population explosion that never happened, minerals, oil, food etc, etc running out, blah blah. All balls.

Why can't I get a written guarantee from any GW believer? Cos it's all bullshit. That's what.

Colonel Neville". Via pajamasmedia Roger L. Simon.

Commenter Tim Maguire:

"No, Roger, you are not the only person who sees Al Gore as an object for levity. He has become an embarrassment to the global warming community. As you may have noticed, the believers have started complaining when Al Gore gets mentioned during warming debates.

Boris, Venus is a good example for people who don’t understand the greenhouse effect? Are you serious? Venus, having over 250,000% greater CO2 concentration tells us nothing about the greenhouse effect as it may play out on Earth. Cute that you tried to use Mars as supporting your point. Typical warmenist thinking–a cooling Antarctic proves global warming, oh wait, the Antarctic is warming! That proves global warming! Oh wait, the methods are a joke? Doesn’t matter.

Mars, Venus, whatever happens anywhere, it always proves global warming”.


Colonel Neville: And here at last dear reader, is the beyond belief background and foreground of the rotten lying Gore family of conman Snr and Jnr.

Mike K: "Al was born rich because his father, the Senator, got huge benefits from Armand Hammer, who also funded the early Soviet Union. This is a bit inflammatory but the basic facts are correct".


Via Joe Farrah at World Net Daily:

"With good reason the campaign wants to divert attention from the Hammer-Gore connection.

Hammer used to boast that he had Sen. Al Gore Sr. "in his back pocket." As I have reported here before, Hammer set up Gore Sr. in business before he ventured into politics, stayed close to him throughout his political career and hired him after he left office.

"Throughout the whole of his life, Al Gore Sr. and his family depended on pay-outs, kickbacks and subventions from Hammer," wrote Neil Lyndon, who worked for Hammer. "Like his father before him, Al Gore Jr.'s political career was lavishly sponsored by Hammer from the moment it began until Hammer died, only two years before Gore Clinton in the 1992 race for the White House."

Who was Hammer? He was a personal friend of V.I. Lenin. He was known as Lenin's "path" to America's financial resources. He was the first of a long line of Western businessmen to participate in KGB-controlled joint ventures in the Soviet Union.

He was the son of Julius Hammer, a founder of the Socialist Labor Party and later the Communist party USA and who served time in Sing Sing for performing illegal abortions. Armand Hammer was called the "Capitalist Prince" by the KGB. He dutifully served the Soviets for seven decades and became the first -- and only -- "American capitalist" to be awarded the Order of Lenin.

According to Edward J. Epstein's "Dossier: The Secret History of Armand Hammer," Lenin told Stalin about this so-called "industrialist": "This is a small path leading to the American 'business' world, and this path should be made use of in every way."

In other words, Hammer was a part-time spy, part-time money-launderer, part-time "industrialist" -- but a full-time traitor to the United States of America.

To the Soviet Union in his day, Hammer was a figure with much in common with the contemporary spy-cum-billionaire Mochtar Riady -- doing the bidding of socialist tyrants and making a bundle in the process..." Continue reading.

Commenter Sandra C: "What’s unforgivable about all this is that the year ‘OwlGore’ won the Nobel Prize, he won it over a REAL hero: A Christian lady (my sincere apologies for not remembering her name right now...Trudie something?) who smuggled something like 2,500 Jewish babies and young children out of the Warsaw ghetto and got them to safe places to wait out the war. This saintly lady wrote down all the information about the kids and where they went and buried them in jars in her back yard.

She trained her German Shepherd to bark whenever she had to drive up to the guard gate so the barking would cover any sound the child might be making while hidden in the bottom of her large medical bag.

She was caught eventually, tortured, had both her legs broken but survived the war. She went home and dug up the jars to try to reunite the children and their parents, but of course, the majority of those kids ended up with no parents, courtesy of the gas chambers. When she died just a few years ago, one of the ladies taking care of her was “one” of her rescued babies.

And ‘Owlgore’ won over this wonderful woman with a slide show, views from a recent movie, and false information! Obscene, obscene.

We should have a script written to document this woman’s life and have a movie made, but most of Hollywood is so into the threatened global world thing. This woman saved more people than Schindler, why hasn’t there been more publicity about her?"


Mark Steyn:

"Mr. Clinton’s gruelling schedule:
9:30 a.m. Receive prime minister of Canada (check name)
9:40 a.m. Receive “pizza” from intern (check name)
10:00:a.m. Receive cheque from shadowy Chinese arms dealer
10:10 a.m.-4:45 p.m. Golf with Vernon.

4:50 p.m. Bomb Saddam
5:00 p.m. Receive female campaign contributor
5:03 p.m. Grope breast(s)
6:50 p.m. Get back to work for the American people
7:00 p.m. Fundraiser with Streisand”.

Mark Steyn: "For Britons of a certain age, the defining moment of the pre-Thatcher years came in 1976 when the chancellor of the exchequer, Denis Healey, was forced to go cap in hand to the International Monetary Fund and seek a loan—just like any old president-for-life of one of those bankrupt banana republics dear old Bono is always urging debt relief for. But I wonder how many Brits remember the precise figure of the humongous wad of dosh Chancellor Healey so desperately needed to rescue his flailing nation?

Four billion dollars.

Bailing out a G7 economy has gotten a little pricier since those days. A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking chump change.

“Anything much less than $1 trillion,” explained Rep. Lynn Woolsey the other day, “would be like trying to put out a forest fire with a squirt gun.” A giant forest fire is ravaging the U.S. economy, and you’re standing there waggling your $700 billion squirt gun and doing nothing but watering your toecaps. As for poor Lord Healey’s $4 billion, that wouldn’t cover your squirt gun’s shipping and handling..." Continue reading at Steynonline.

Thursday, 11 December 2008

Clinton's, meet the Clinton's.






















Bill Clinton has always seen things differently to normal people. Getting up always means going down and going down is always coming up.



Dear sports, here's another unpaid piece of art from Thursday 19 of June 2008.

The Clinton's. [The Flintstones]

Clinton's. Meet the Clinton's.
They're the modern stoned age family.
From the, town of Bedhop,
They're a page right out of perjury.

Let's ride with the family raking dough.
Through the courtesy of Bill’s big blow.

When you're raped by Clinton's,
You'll have a grabba a Bubba dong time,
A stabba you time,
You'll have a stained old time.


Obama. [Maria]

The most meaningless sound I ever heard:
Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama.
All the fraudulent sounds of the world in a single word:
Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama.

Obama, you can’t know a man named Obama,
and now the verb “change” will never be the same to me.
Obama! I've just dissed a man named Obama.

And typically I've found how terrible the Left can be.
Obama, say it loud and there's muzak playing.
Jerking off and it's almost like praying,
Obama, they never stop saying: "Obama!"


Al Gore. [Alfie]

What’s it all about, Al Gore?
Is it just for the moment you lie?
What’s your ass about when you’re spreading out, Al Gore?
Are you meant to take more than you give,
Or are you just a behind?

And if only fools are blind, Al Gore,
Then I guess its wise to be green.
And if life belongs only to the rich, Al Gore,
What will you bend on an old golden rule?

As sure as I believe there’s a sun spot above, Al Gore,
I know there’s something much more,
Something even non-believers can believe in.

I believe it’s fraud, Al Gore.
Without bullshit you just exist, Al Gore.
Until you find the fame you’ve missed you’re nothing, Al Gore.
When you talk let your ass lead the way,
And you’ll find less every day, Al Gore, Al Gore.


Butterball. [Thunderball]

Mike always waddles while others walk.
Mike eats while other men just talk.
He looks at this world, and wants it all,
Mike Moore lies, like Butterball.

He knows the meaning of success.
His needs are more, so he gives less.
They call him the whiner who takes all.
And he cheats, like Butterball.

Any kudo he wants, he'll get.
He will break any chair without regret.
His days of basting are not gone.
His fat goes on and on and on.
But he thinks that the fat is worth it all.
So he slides like Butterball.


Sean Penn. [Born Free]

Sean Penn, unstable his films blow,
As his treason shows,
Born free to follow his ass.

Live rich and stupid surrounds you.
L.A still astounds me,
Each time I look at a star.

Chavez freak, where no crime offends Sean,
You're dumb as a roaring toad,
So there's no need to know.

Bored me, your films are not worth paying,
But only worth fingering,
'cause you bore me.

Cocaine, and life is worth living,
But only worth living,
'cause you're over there.


George is still single. [George of the Jungle]

George, George, George is still single,
Dumb as he can be. (Ahhhhhhhh)
Came out of TV.

George, George, Clooney loves jingo,
Lives a life that's free. (Ahhhhhhhh)
Girlfriend on her knees.


Hanoi Jane. [Helen Wheels]

Hanoi (Hanoi) Hanoi Jane,
And a Commie rats gonna know the way guns feel.
Hanoi (Hanoi) Hanoi Jane,
And they never gonna take her away.


Diarrhoea’s a girls best friend. [Diamonds are a girls best friend]

The Greeks are glad to die for ass,
They delight in pounding stool's.
But I refer to the men who give,
And have extensive tools.

A schlong in the butt,
May be quite continental,
But diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.

A piss may be grand,
But it won't clean the rectal.
With a humble splat,
Or help you at, the autoshat.

Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all lose our bowels in the end.
But square-cut or pear-shaped,
These cocks don't loose their shape.
Diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.

Stiffany's! Fartier! Black Starr!
Frost Gorham! Talk to me Harry Reems!
Tell me all about shit!

There may come a time,
When an ass needs a reamer,
But diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.

There may come a time,
When a hard-oiled impaler,
Thinks you're awful tight,
But get that grease, or else no night.

He's your guy, when wangs are high,
But beware when they start to descend.
It's then that those gasser's,
Go back to your asses.
Diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.

I've heard of affairs that are strictly colonic,
But diarrhoea's a girl's best friend.

And I think affairs that you must keep Ebonic,
Are better bets, if little pets squirt bigger jets.

Time rolls on, and youth is gone,
And you can't straight up in your end.
But stiff crack or titties,
Can hand crank and jizz I see.

Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!
I don't mean Rhino horn!
But diarrhoea’s a girl's best friend.