Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Derek and Clive Discuss Arsehole Breivik and the Fucking Leftard Media Ad Nauseum.

Clive: So there I was just minding my own fucking business and spreading some gravel and this cunt comes on the fucking ABC talking about that horrible fucking Breivik arse hole - and then he says he's a "right wing extremist". What a fucker. Which means your Aunt Dolly is a "right wing extremist", Derek. She wants limits on government regulatory power and to keep more of her own money. So I thought I'd do a blog post on it. Aunt Dolly loves that sort of thing.

Derek: What a complete waste of fucking time.

Clive: Exactly.

Derek: And what's this about the media calling Breivik a "Christian fundamentalist", Clive.

Clive: Yes, that claim is backed up by the fact that in Breivek's own un-readable yet insane manifesto, which is eerily similar to the New York Times, I grant you, where he says clearly that he doesn't believe in God on account of being an atheist an' all. Thus the media naturally call him a "Christian fundamentalist." As you do.

Derek: The fucking cunts! Cunts, the lot of 'em!

Clive: Precisely, Derek.

Clive: Remember when we were blind drunk and did that massive investigation of Breivik and the background of Utoya Island that the left shit-sucking media are too bankrupt, lying and incompetent to do?

Derek: Yes I do. It was a scream. I had to change my sheets twice. I remember how we worked and slaved away so hard trying to find the empirical information that the media just couldn't find. It was hiding at Frontpage mag and a million websites and documents and photos. Sometimes we even had to get out of our chairs.

Clive: Yes, it was demanding. Far too demanding for your simple media types. Well, did you hear the latest from the bigoted control-freak left media pricks and what they called Utoya Island, where Breivik horribly mass-murdered all those unarmed people?

Derek: No, I didn't. If the ABC are on, I was probably on the karzi at the time.

Clive: You are not a well man, Derek. Er, well according to the media, first it was a "political youth camp" and then just a "youth camp".

Derek: Riiight, a "youth camp" eh. Sounds lovely. Lots of acoustic guitars n' campfire singalongs and swimming then I imagine?

Clive: No. Well, it was a "youth camp" if by youth camp, you mean a PLO[Palestinian Liberation Org now P.A] and Marxist activist sponsored Islamofascist and leftist annual get-together to plan and incite among other things, global BDS attacks on Israel, and indeed any Jewish business. The delightful headslicing Hamass are major BDS pals too and that's why the left march in love with them.

It was a "youth camp" if by youth camp, you mean supported by the Government of Norway, possibly the most Jew-hating socialist country in Europe unless you moved Saudi Arabia to Sweden. Utoya's Jew-hatefest was visited and lauded by the Norwegian Prime Minister, Derek. In fact the ruling Labour Party of Norkway runs it.

Derek: What a nice touch. What a prick. What a load of Jew-hating leftard cunts. Er, tell me more hilarity about the inability of the fucking MSM to not use anything and everything to push their leftist shite narrative, the dear little otherwise useless arseholes.

Clive: I will Derek. Do you know it is beyond the media to define basic terms. Apparently for them, Breivik was like your Aunt Dolly, Washington, Eisenhower, Gandhi, Mark Steyn, P.J O'Rourke, Rep Lt Col Allen B. West and Abraham Lincoln, a "right wing extremist".

Derek: Riiight. The mainstream media are a fucking disgrace. Exactly when are they going to burn the ABC and The New York Times to the ground is what I want to fucking know. Burn it all, I say!

Clive: Apparently a week from Thursday if they can find enough kindling. Did you know that the alleged "right-wing extremist" Breivik acted alone?

Derek: No, er, so there was just one of him then. I never knew the right-wing were so er, small.

Clive: Er, "extremely" small. And yet said tedious media say he's ipso facto a part of a distinctly gang-lacking gangster movement called "right-wing", as yet so undefined except that it can be called without pause for a single supporting fact, "extremist". Here's two words you don't always hear thrown together with gay abandon at the fucking ABC cum BBC cum NPR cum MSNBC et al...

Derek: You often hear "gay abandon" though. Er, two words never mentioned at the ABC you say? We suck? Merit based? Just facts? Fuck Marx? Lower tax? I'm overpaid? No grants? Sex appeal? Public respect? Empirical research?

Clive: Sadly not even close. "Left extremist", because as every ABC freak knows there are none. Baader Meinhoff, Che the child killer, Hamass, the Greens and Gnome Chumpsky ad nauseum are merely people with legitimate grievances.

 Derek: Legitimate cunts would be closer. What is a Breivik, Clive?

Clive: I'm glad you asked that boring question, Derek, because the Breivik is a peculiar thing. Oddly, as a conservative, I don't know a single other conservative individual, group, publication, party or website that agrees at all with Breivik and doesn't want to see him hung slowly. But the leftist mob do like to project their cognitive dissonance onto conservatives instead of er, asking them what they believe and thus they never do, never giving us an opportunity to give an effective conservative answer with facts they never listen to or understand.

Now regards your boring question, if a Breivik is anything at all it's whatever the media assemble out of nothing, whole cloth or random, meaningless and contradictory components and then arrive laughably at "right-wing extremist". Breivik said he was inspired by Al Qaeda's er, "success" and did you know he references among almost everyone in history fromThomas Jefferson, to Hitler and er, Sitting Bull?

Derek: Who doesn't?

Clive: Everyone sane. So Breivik is according to the witless, bankrupt yet laughably lying media, the world's first combination rich Arab jihadist pervert, Founding Father, National Socialist, Indian Chief revivalist.

Derek: Not exactly political precision. Er, logically why are dimwits calling him "right-wing" when he is logically everything nihilist yet entirely nothing coherent, and where did they pull "right-wing" from?

Clive: From their collective arseholes, Derek.

In Breiviks own transcripted words, he is a "radical...revolutionary...an ultra nationalist." Breivik hoped to incite violent mob movements as in a large scale Charles Manson-like helter skelter yearning. Breivik is like Che the child killer: uber-narcissistic, hideously grandiloquent and a cold blooded killer of the unarmed. He is an "ultra-nationalist" coincidentally like the fun Axis folk of Imperial Japan, fascist Italy and Hitler's National Socialists. In fact he has compared "himself to a Japanese "banzai" warrior during World War II."

I note that Breivik's dream has most in common with nihilistic leftist heroes like murderous Marxist boobs the Baader Meinhoff gang, the SLA, The Weather Underground or The Black Panthers, The BLA, The Nation Of Islam and the anarchist Occupods ad nauseum, who all plan for a stealth jihad stealth socialist variant revolutionary tipping-point to be triggered by their acts of singularly meaningless, continuing activist intimidation, stupidity, violence and destruction. Er,  Breivik said he wanted to destroy conservatives! No, really.

Breivik: "I think 22 July managed to provoke a witch hunt of moderate cultural conservatives and nationalists. You can see that too. Just look at [Prime Minister] Stoltenberg’s New Year speech in which he basically called everyone who was critical of immigration extremists. So it has turned out exactly how I was hoping it would...With more radicalization, more will make a choice. Thus, the more people who lose hope of peaceful struggle, that is, democracy, the more people choose to become revolutionaries...[and] We want to create a European version of Al Qaeda."

Anders ideological awfulness only differs in method if not outcome with that created by Saul Alinsky: it's manipulative, deluded, monumentally absurd and evil junk with a fraudulent veneer of 'for a greater good.' Ya know Breivprik had planned to set off three bombs and or behead the Norwegian Prime Minister, then post a video of it online?

Derek: What a surprize...'Ere, 'funny I thought. Seems oddly familiar.

Clive: Exactly. Our old pals at Islam Murder Inc. Thus Breivik is in words, mentality and actions, a violent radical revolutionary combination leftist and Koran Kreep headslicer type ad nuseum. He's a fucking abyss dwelling mediocrity psychopathic shit. Like left hero Che.

Derek: Suddenly I feel like some nice toast and jam.

Clive: Toast is a beautiful thing, Derek. And after this Himalaya of easily researched countering facts we find that according to the nitwit yet evil media, "right-wing" though used only as a pejorative, still means conservative. For media twerps conserving somehow means destroying. Go figure.
Conservatism is a set of four proven principles. They are respect for The Constitution, respect for life, limited government and low tax and personal responsibility. They are largely negative rights which mean a restraint on the state against the individual, against the infringement of "unalienable rights...endowed by their Creator". They are not special group or collective rights that always lead to and indeed are tyranny. By contrast, the smiley faced fascism of the left has no logical end to its ridiculous and dangerous Utopian collectivist demands usually over the individual. They're shits.
Derek: Fucking hell! So if Breivik was ever an "extremist" right-winger then he must have really wanted even more respect for The Constitution, even more respect for life, even more limited government and lower tax and even more personal responsibility. And did he?

Clive: No. He did not. Not a fucking bit. Breivik the turd, as we showed in our last tedious Breivik the turd outing, is the spoiled atheistic and welfare-state loving deluded psychopath son of two peculiar Euro-lefties.

Derek: Why don't the Norwegians hang him?

Clive: I offered to and even bought a rope and a trench shovel from Woolworths, but alas, I received a narrow-minded no way from Norway. Now, the lefts logic such as it is, dictates that if a conservative believes in freedom under the rule of law for all individuals regardless based on property rights, freedom of speech and trade etc, and all protected from the slow usurpation by the state but he really wants these things a lot, he could turn into a fucking Breivik or Hitler! Nay, 10,000 Hitler's! Likely inspired by madmen like Founding Fathers Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, John Adams, lover of economic freedom and prosperity John Locke and the only living re-Founding Father Bill Whittle.

Derek: Fuck. Who knew?

Clive: Clearly the media do Derek, and as the media are superior to us plebians, this accounts for their massive factual failure rate. You know who helped create the phony meme of Hitler, the National SOCIALIST Workers Party totalitarian, collectivist, eugenicist and ecofascist nihilist being all er, allegedly yet laughably "right-wing" an' all Derek?

Derek: Lee Rhiannon?

Clive: Close. It was wonderful Stalin and the Marxist sodden left have run with the 'effing ball before and ever since and just like before. In the 20's and 30's much of the leading left loved Sovietism and fascism and thought they were the way of the future. Thus the history of [left] Liberal Fascism.

Derek: Balls eh.

Clive: No, really. After the revealing fact of the Hitler/Stalin Pact came to a sudden and violent end, Soviet circus geeks could no longer massively celebrate how they and the manure pile of the Third Reich had very much the same collectivist mass murdering goals, structure, propaganda, ideology, symbolism and parallel dictators etc, etc, etc, and gee, just what would they do and say after the war? After all, the Soviets and Nazi's were rivals for the same things: total power. They had to say why they were suddenly fighting Hitler and why Der Fatherland was attacking The Motherland an' all.

And how Hitler was a German fascist entirely distinct from er, the much larger and longer lasting Soviet fascism. So hey presto! THE Soviet meme for the Cold War. Commie creeps couldn't really start calling America the country that defeated totalitarianism cos' that would awkwardly remind folks that the Soviets were vastly superior totalitarians. Nope, it was the "evil capitalist imperialist aggressors!" etc, all while the Soviets were behind almost every proxy conflict for half a century.

After 1945, the West that defeated fucking Axis fascism and had the largest most powerful standing army in history and the only side with atomic weapons with which they could rule the world but didn't, are now ludicrously called "fascists!" by Soviet fascists. Thus capitalist free-market democracy is 'fascist!" and "fascist! becomes conservative and conservative becomes right-wing and right-wing is extremist and Che the child killer is a mass-murdering leftard tshirt hero. Thus prosperity and individual freedom from Marxist Communist Socialist Sovietism is evil. And you can get a permanent job at Monash U and Columbia U talking about it ad nauseum. And Derek, 'fascist' means 'fasci' or a collection of sticks ie: the collective, where the state is all and the individual is nothing.

After forty-years of dirty Marxist Political Correctness and Marxist Critical Theory subversive march through the institutions, many people are utterly cognitively lost, passively accepting drivelling logical fallacy assumptions for definitions of important terms.

Derek: I'd ask for my fucking money back. That's a lot of large words, Derek.

Clive. Most of them I made up just now.

Derek: You should get a job in the media.

Clive: If you listen to the ABC/BBC and NPR et al, nobody there seems to know that much worth a damn except how to often lie badly. The ABC do have some great magazine programs though. And yet, do you think Derek, that rotten deliberate media lies and manipulations, will make it more or less dangerous to be a conservative speaking empirical facts about radical threats and expanding government power etc?

Derek: They leftist mob will only love us more.

Clive: It's funny innit, that there is little to zero interest by the same people in the media, regards the hideous annihilationist ideological rhetoric broadcast 24/7 by the freaks that make up the 57 Islamic states, leaders and global jihadist groups of the OIC, [the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation] the venal yet corrupt U.N's largest voting block.

Derek: Yes, hilarious.

Clive: You know Derek, I do believe it's near tiffin time.

Derek: Toast with jam?

Clive: Exactly.

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Celebrate Communist Mass Murder With Schweppes.

Heart warming yet disgusting commie money shot taken April 2012 by Colonel Neville. It's a gas station on the corner of Rivers Street and Bridge Road Abbotsford in Melbourne, Australia. The eager twerp comrades at some venal advertising agency are apparently entirely simpatico with the asshat shite management of Schweppes. Who knew? Yes, ONE HUNDRED MILLION to perhaps 170 million people murdered and counting under Marxist communist socialist leftist barely variant regimes is somehow, well, just a big laugh and so allegedly hip, unlike say that hideous socialist Hitler and his National Socialist Workers Party AKA [NAZI Party]. Nazi's only murdered far less as gee, they simply lasted far shorter than commies who NEVER seem to die. But then it is easier to keep Marxism going when you have Marxists in love with tyranny working throughout the media, academia, unions, celebrity and government. Now that's funny. Exactly when will Marxist communist regimes and their influences damn well fall and be destroyed forever like their collectivist mirror image of the nihilist Third Reich did?

[Hey, did ya hear the one about the black Afro-Cuban Doctor, Dr Elias Biscet incarcerated for 27 years, making him once the longest serving black political prisoner in the world? It's a riot! Yep, the kicker is that he was imprisoned in a cell the size of a telephone box for handing out sermons by Dr Martin Luther King. Yes, madcap. Via Forbes: "In 2007, while still in prison, he was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President George W. Bush. Almost exactly a year ago, he was released." Did George get credit for this even on a t-shirt? Nope.]

There was also among thousands of others Eusebio Peñalver, who died utterly ignored by the MSM mainstream media, in Miami in 2006.] Excerpt."Today, Cuba's jail population is 85 percent black. The regime Castro founded holds the distinction of having incarcerated the longest serving black political prisoner of the twentieth century, Eusebio Peñalver, who was holed up and tortured in Castro's jails longer than Nelson Mandela languished in South Africa's.

Peñalver was bloodied in his fight with communism but unbowed for thirty years in its dungeons. "Nigger!" taunted his jailers. "Monkey! We pulled you down from the trees and cut off your tail!" snickered Castro's goons as they threw him in solitary confinement." Ever heard of him in the MSM, on ABC or at SBS? Nope? Not really amusing at all is it. Here on ugly display is the total RACISM aimed at blacks that is Cuba today. A Cuba loved by the left n' Hollywood and Australia's own vile militant Marxist MUA [Maritime Union of Australia]. Gee, ya know Branch Secretary Kevin Bracken is an ugh, a 911 Truther and an eager supporter [as is the MUA], of the Jew hating left and stealth jihad Islamofascist allied pals BDS attacks on Jewish business? What a surprise. What a creep. For such filth it's always the Jews fault, innit? But then the Jew-hating pure evil of BDS is endorsed by the ACTU[Australian Council Of Trade Unions] and the ecofascist mediocre stealth socialist world government yearning creeps of Der Greens. No, really. It is. Look it up.

Destructive Dinners Deserve Destruction.
The scene is a get-together of assorted talentless advertising creeps and Schweppes twits at Stalin's Bar and Grill, where one of the guests has a surprise: a totalitarian mayhem themed advertising campaign! The Gang of Fraud were reminiscing about the signing of the Hitler/Stalin Pact which er, "really shook things up". The shitty drinks and Gulag concentration camp referenced laughs flow freely...

Comrade Lenin [no relation]: Where is my Revolutionary Raspberry? I left it on the table just a moment ago, comrades!

Comrade Beria [no relation]: Comrade Lenin! Comrade Trotsky ironically confiscated your Revolutionary Raspberry for the good of the revolution! He said you shouldn't drink alchohol on account of your advanced dementia, comrade!

Comrade Stalin [no relation]: I'll show that damn Bolshevik! Where's that ice pick? [Turning to Mugabe, the ANC Delegation and random Baath Party folks[no relation]. Comrades, ya gotta try the Firing Squad Fiesta Party Pack!

[In unison:] We always do, Comrade Stalin! YOU are our inspiration and guide. [Girlish giggles and laughs all round, except for Trotsky. Er, the ice pick n' all..]

Che the child killer [no relation]: You want ice? I have cubes and firing squads, Comrade Stalin. [Fun note: Che Guevara's full name is Ernesto Guevara Lynch. Che the child killer was apparently part Irish and part of the Argentinian aristocracy. He is loved by the racist criminal Mexican militants of La Raza [The Race], yes, "The Race" yet ironically, Guevara was arrested for being in Mexico illegally! Oh, the zany capers!]

Comrade Stalin [no relation]: Che, I note you always plan ahead and always badly. Last time you went to get the party sausages you got lost, my hair-covered Charles Manson to the power of ten comrade. And by the way, can't you take a damn bath once in a while? You smell like fourteen million executed political prisoners! Hahaha! I made a Siberian death camp joke! EVERYBODY LAUGH!

[Everyone laughs without stopping until Beria is shot, whereupon everyone starts laughing for real, except for Beria.]

Comrade Mao [no relation]: O.K, we've had some fun and yuks, now let's get down to business. Advertising. What is it? Love, comrades, love! People see a product but they also want to feel that they belong and not just to any ordinary mixed drink, but that they're popular, that they're even well, loved. And way too many people will go along with anything rather than risk being currently friendless and...alone.

And what's the easiest thing to join in the world today after any roaming violent nihilist Occupod mob, cannibal based tribalism, a fun death cult, Islamic jihad or The Book of the Month Club? Whether you're thinking leftarded academia, socialist freak government, militant thug unions, Rage Against The Machine, inbred Hollywood n' celebrity or the ABC, it's the leftist mob, for fun and profit, comrades! Think mass murder, commie conformity, envy, spite, lies and madness and think...Schweppes!

[A gasp and a hush falls over the room, then it suddenly errupts in cries of "Brilliant!", "Bravo!", "Death To Capitalism!" and "Cheers!"]

Comrade Pol Pot [no relation]: I love it! It makes me want to clear out entire cities and beat women and children to death with axe handles! Bring on the revolution!

Comrade Kim Ill Sung [no relation]: [in tears] Now I know I was not wasting my time torturing three generations of families to death! It's the bomb...Has anyone tried the Old Fashioned Lenin's Tomb Lemonade? It never loses its formaldehyde fizz!

Comrade Fidel [no relation]: Look, I enjoy drowning over 88,000 Cuban escapees, murdering thousands and supplying child prostitutes to foreign stars as much as the next Marxist pervert, but will people buy such crap? Won't somebody notice a fucking gigantic billboard extolling Communism and drinks? They sure as shit would if it was Nazi symbolism, mebbe..

Comrade Bill Ayers: Are you kidding? They're nearly all indoctrinated from childhood. No one will notice a billboard sized blow job to Communism, nor will barely anyone care or understand. It's entirely normal to them. And if someone oh, I don't know, points it out, empirically explains everything and says hey, 'ya know murder-based totalitarianism sucks big time, fella', they'll go and attack them! And then they'll hire the commie-lover and give him a title, tenure and or a raise for life. Believe me.

Hey, this Marxist Critical Theory Margarita Mix is delish!

Comrade Fidel [no relation]: Of course! What was I thinking. I've been doing it for years and Hollywood loves me. Now where's my Revolutionary Raspberry, comrades?!