Le Colonel Neville s’habille Tojours Pour le Diner. Semper Fi. Thomas Sowell: "There are three questions that I think would destroy most of the arguments on the left. The first is compared to what? The second is at what cost and the third is what hard evidence do you have?” Live free or die or both. Satirical empirical conservative. No, really.
Monday 1 November 2010
T. Gort Coddington Tripe lll: Conservative Maverick.
T. Gort Coddington Tripe lll places his hat in the ring. "I stand for decency and sanity. I lay down for everything else" said 'The Cod', as he is affectionately known around Hyannis Port.
"T. Gort Coddington Tripe lll here, of the Connecticut Republicans, home of authentic conservative values and dare I say, rebellion.
At the RINOFS Polo Club, [Republicans Instigating Nuanced Obama Friendly Sophistication] the fellows and I were discussing these boorish ‘Tea Party’ types with their misguided, crude, simplistic and outdated references to ‘The Constitution’ and ‘the people’.
Appalling people like Glenn Beck with his populist buffoonery threaten to undo decades of hard-won total compromise, taking us back weeks, even months to the dark days of non-member polo days. I will fight THIS kind of perfidy with every ounce of my being! Are you with me, patriots?!
Sincerely yours:
T. Gort Coddington Tripe lll."
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Now listen here, old sport.
This clear and embarrassingly sub-par plagarism of the great Iowahwak will not stand! Next you'll be posting faux comment's allegedly from the piped one himself, all in a pathetically transparent attempt to bask in HIS glory.
You are a needy fraud and I for one will ensure that you never, I say NEVER will attend a single non-member polo day!
Good day sir. Iowahawk. [no relation]
Hey good old pal rightwingdeathbogan has done a nice article and linked to the Colonel. Seems we have the beginnings of a conservative empire, methinks. No, really. Colonel Neville.
rightwingdeathbogan.blogspot.com/2010/11/cashing-in-on-che.html
My, my, the Piped One himself..the truly GREAT Iowahawk has linked to the swingin' Colonel too! Already I feel the pressure to bathe more regularly and finally learn to tie my own shoelaces. Nothing will stop me now. Ooops! Ow, ooooh... Damn laces. No, really. Colonel Neville.
Here's the link to the fab Iowahawk with my feeble attempt at a raising a laugh out of The Piped One. No, really. Colonel Neville.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/10/the-rally-to-destroy-sobriety.html#comments
Dear er, Kousayila. stop it, ya killing me. No, really. Colonel Neville.
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