Saturday, 16 February 2013

Democrat Christopher Dorner Will Vote For Obama In 2016.

The left liberal mainstream media react to 'Smokin' Christopher Dorner's trail of progressive left and thus excellent murder, mayhem and lies.

Exciting CNN approved killer Democrat and liberal media fan Christopher Dorner, who tragically committed suicide one month too late, says he will vote in the 2016 elections and cast his ballot for Obama.  

“And it’s not just cos’ I’m dead” he stated cheerfully, insisting that it’s also because "I am a walking exigent circumstance with no OFF or reset button.” Chris, an enormous fan of Michelle Obama with whom he shares a striking resemblance, took a tender moment to note Michelle’s very important hair: “I love your bangs” he said ironically, backing up his insights on the experimental Charlie Sheen saying that " are effing awesome and that JoeBiden, the maker of BidenDependsTM, was one of the few genuine and charismatic politicians.

Chris the heroic homicidal maniac, who selflessly committed four principled murders for outstandingly violent leftist reasons, and thus entirely necessary, was also influenced by another prominent Obama voter in General Colin 'Rino' Powell. “…your book and journey motivated me. You are an inspiration to all Americans and influenced me greatly.” Readers are encouraged to turn to ‘Chapter 13: How I Murdered Four People, Committed Suicide and Was Subsequently Burnt to Charred Remains and Became a Leftard Hero.’

Christopher took time out from his busy schedule to remember one of the world’s most outstanding and powerful narcissistic couples, [after the Obama’s]: “Hillary Clinton. You’ll make one hell of a president in 2016. Much like your husband, Bill, you will be one of the greatest.” Chris, always the heart warming master of babbling perversity, admired first President George H. Bush, who wisely encouraged the Iraqi people to rise up against Saddam while he courageously watched them being murdered wholesale.

Chris loved and admired his mainstream and taxpayer funded left liberal media hero's, almost as much as his insightful mass-murder spree and posting his charmingly scatter-gun, prolix and incoherent logical fallacy laden manifesto of brilliant and necessary madness.
 “Chris Matthews, Joe Scarborough, Pat Harvey, Brian Williams, Soledad Obrien, Wolf Blitzer, Meredith Viera, Tavis Smiley, and Anderson Cooper, keep up the great work and follow Cronkite’s lead. I hold many of you in the same regard as Tom Brokaw and the late Peter Jennings.” Sadly, Chris neglected to mention how he hangs his kitchen towels, his for or against views on elephants and his opinion on DryWall. So we’ll never know.

Nevertheless, Dorner still remembered to send well wishes of Hope N’ ChangeTM to a member of the Latino community. “Too bad Trayvon didn’t smash your skull completely open, Zim” hoped Chris. Readers too were reminded of the wonderful criminal acts many blacks now commit thanks largely to over forty years of caring progressive policy that has destroyed the black family and neighbourhoods. At only 13% of the U.S population, black males still work hard delivering 50% of all violent crime, not only murdering Asians and whites and sexually assaulting around 37,000 white females in 2007 for example, but also in other D.O.J statistics of 94% of black males who are murdered are murdered by other black males. Another progressive success story. Go liberal's! But the Tea Party and Fox cable subscriptions are racist.

In Chris’s inspiring, irrational and unread ramblings of CNN lauded insight, he made many thrilling, contradictory points and not all were on his head. Chris liked Jerry Seinfeld too, when ironically Jerry likes golf and cereal but not serial murder rampages. Did Christopher Dorner like golf or cereal? Again, we’ll probably never know. And finally, was Dorner like many, simply driven mad by the brilliance and perfection of Hope N’ Change until forced to murder the unarmed to make people to see the beauty of the progressive dream, and to bring America together going FORWARD?  


Colonel Robert Neville said...

"People ask me if I shot myself before I shit myself. Who am I to judge? One things for sure. Chris Matthews is brilliant.

Yours, 'Smokin' Chris Dorner."

Colonel Robert Neville said...

"Why do racist fascist conservatives only see the alleged negative side of left liberal approved mass-murder rampages?" Chris Dorner.

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