Democrat Christopher Dorner Will Vote For Obama In 2016.
The left liberal mainstream media react to 'Smokin' Christopher Dorner's trail of progressive left and thus excellent murder, mayhem and lies.
“And it’s not just cos’ I’m
dead” he stated cheerfully, insisting that it’s also because "I am a walking exigent circumstance with no OFF or reset
button.” Chris, an enormous fan of Michelle Obama with whom he shares a
striking resemblance, took a tender moment to note Michelle’s very important
hair: “I love your bangs” he said ironically, backing up his insights on the
experimental Charlie Sheen saying that "...you are effing awesome” and that JoeBiden, the maker of BidenDependsTM, was one of the few “genuine and charismatic politicians.”
Chris the heroic homicidal maniac, who selflessly committed
four principled murders for outstandingly violent leftist reasons, and thus entirely
necessary, was also influenced by another prominent Obama voter in General Colin 'Rino' Powell. “…your book and
journey motivated me. You are an inspiration to all Americans and influenced me
greatly.” Readers are encouraged to turn to ‘Chapter 13: How I Murdered Four
People, Committed Suicide and Was Subsequently Burnt to Charred Remains and Became a
Leftard Hero.’
Christopher took time out from his busy schedule to
remember one of the world’s most outstanding and powerful narcissistic couples, [after the Obama’s]: “Hillary Clinton. You’ll make one hell of a president in 2016. Much like your husband, Bill, you will be one of the greatest.” Chris, always the heart warming master of babbling perversity, admired first President George H. Bush, who wisely encouraged
the Iraqi people to rise up against Saddam while he courageously watched them
being murdered wholesale.
Chris loved and admired his mainstream and taxpayer
funded left liberal media hero's, almost as much as his insightful mass-murder
spree and posting his charmingly scatter-gun, prolix and incoherent logical
fallacy laden manifesto of brilliant and necessary madness. “Chris Matthews, Joe Scarborough, Pat Harvey,
Brian Williams, Soledad Obrien, Wolf Blitzer, Meredith Viera, Tavis Smiley, and
Anderson Cooper, keep up the great work and follow Cronkite’s lead. I hold many
of you in the same regard as Tom Brokaw and the late Peter Jennings.” Sadly, Chris neglected to mention how he hangs his kitchen towels, his for or against views on elephants and his opinion on DryWall. So we’ll never know.
Nevertheless, Dorner still remembered to send well wishes of Hope N’ ChangeTM to a member of the Latino community. “Too bad Trayvon didn’t smash your skull
completely open, Zim” hoped Chris. Readers too were reminded of the wonderful criminal acts many blacks now commit thanks largely to over forty years of caring progressive policy that has destroyed the black family and neighbourhoods. At only 13% of the U.S population, black males still work hard delivering 50% of all violent crime, not only murdering Asians and whites and sexually assaulting around 37,000 white females in 2007 for example, but also in other D.O.J statistics of 94% of black males who are murdered are murdered
by other black males. Another progressive success story. Go liberal's! But the Tea Party and Fox cable subscriptions are racist.
In Chris’s inspiring, irrational and unread ramblings
of CNN lauded insight, he made many thrilling, contradictory points and not all
were on his head. Chris liked Jerry Seinfeld too, when ironically Jerry likes golf and cereal but not serial murder rampages. Did Christopher Dorner like
golf or cereal? Again, we’ll probably never know. And finally, was Dorner like
many, simply driven mad by the brilliance and perfection of Hope N’ Change
until forced to murder the unarmed to make people to see the beauty of the
progressive dream, and to bring America together going FORWARD?
3 comments:
"People ask me if I shot myself before I shit myself. Who am I to judge? One things for sure. Chris Matthews is brilliant.
Yours, 'Smokin' Chris Dorner."
"Why do racist fascist conservatives only see the alleged negative side of left liberal approved mass-murder rampages?" Chris Dorner.
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