Thursday, 25 December 2008

Frank, Jimi and James improvise on everything while reaching for God.

Black Napkins, Frank Zappa.

Machine Gun, Jimi Hendrix. [Note: Sadly cuts out last minute of "water drops" bit, due to YouTube limits..]

"I'll always touch you". Jimi Hendrix.

Dear sports, like the bower bird of feeble understanding I try to be, I collect a Himalaya of thangs off the Net. Yes I do. I'm a Net nut! So in the spirit of the Blessed Birth of Jesus, and the dreamy, often empty local streets of quietude one finds at Christmas time around the inner-city, I present some very interesting and substantial twigs and coloured paper I've picked up over the er, last few days only!

Can't help it you see. I MUST know. Man, how frauds get by with the Net, I do not know. Oh yes I do...many folks are largely incurious "..many here among us feel that life is but a joke. But you and I know this is not our fate, and the hour, it is getting late..." Hey hey.

I hope ya dig some of this. I am. I'll put up plenty more cos' folks, I'm developing a shabby show and need a little breathing space. No, really. Oh yes, I must...before I explode. Note to energy swirling self and in the words of Jesus: "Bring forth what is within you and it will save you. Do not bring forth what is within you and it will destroy you". Fair enough, eh Watson?

Hey, what did Jesus know about show business?! Everything.

Jesus also said: "Get offa my damn lawn!" Or maybe that was Clint in Gran Torino?

If you remember only this, "Are you somebody? Damn right you're somebody!" James Brown and the stratospheric JB's. Here's Jaaaaaaaaymes Brooooooooooooooooooown!, doing a great song called The Boss, from 1973. Used in the classic "Blaxploitation" flick, Little Caesar.

Ain't it the ironic truth that Judeo Christianity created the freedom and prosperity of the ever innovating Greatness of the Western Canon in an often dark and daft world? Yep, it did. Listen for heads of Godless Liberal Leftards exploding.

Excerpt: "When Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Declaration of Independence that “all men are created equal,” he called the proposition “self-evident.” But he did not mean that it is immediately evident. It requires a certain kind of learning. And indeed most cultures throughout history, and even today, reject the proposition.

At first glance, there is admittedly something absurd about the claim of human equality, when all around us we see dramatic evidence of inequality. People are unequal in height, in weight, in strength, in stamina, in intelligence, in perseverance, in truthfulness, and in about every other quality. But of course Jefferson knew this. He was asserting human equality of a special kind.

Human beings, he was saying, are moral equals, each of whom possesses certain equal rights. They differ in many respects, but each of their lives has a moral worth no greater and no less than that of any other. According to this doctrine, the rights of a Philadelphia street sweeper are the same as those of Jefferson himself.

This idea of the preciousness and equal worth of every human being is largely rooted in Christianity. Christians believe that God places infinite value on every human life. Christian salvation does not attach itself to a person’s family or tribe or city. It is an individual matter. And not only are Christians judged at the end of their lives as individuals, but throughout their lives they relate to God on that basis. This aspect of Christianity had momentous consequences".

The fabulous Peoples Cube on "Did you know if Bush really were Hitler etc?"

Excerpt by Opiate Of the People: "Did you know...that if Pres. George W. Bush really WERE Hitler, most of his political opponents would be dead by now?

...that after almost 50 yrs on this planet, the US Presidency will be Barack Obama's first REAL job?

...that if politicians could run things like the auto industry successfully, the Soviet Union WOULDN'T have collapsed?"

One may be a Leftard if...

Excerpt: " can't understand how Kennedy and Johnson wiretapping Martin Luther King and Nixon wiretapping his political enemies are any different from Bush wiretapping terrorists. find nothing wrong with lily-white Bill Clinton being dubbed The First Black President. call Senators Sheets Byrd's stint as a high ranking KKK guy a youthful indiscretion, but will demand the ouster of a minor politician who correctly uses the word "niggardly" in a sentence. believe Harry Belafonte has any discernable purpose on this planet aside from singing a fairly entertaining tune a generation or two ago. don't experience a shrivelling sensation in your trousers when you see or hear Cindy Sheehan.

... you consider John McCain a great maverick moderate when he smacks down President Bush but a racist bomb thrower when he smacks down Kanye West, er.. Barak Obama. consider any criticism of statements by, e.g., Cindy Sheehan, John Kerry, Barbara Boxer, to be an infringement of freedom of speech.

... you think making vile political statements at a funeral as completely appropriate. see no problem with putting writing a letter campaign to an editor for something you classify as "insensitive" on the same level as firebombing the editors house, family, consulate, and or anything else that is readily flammable including the editor themself... so long as those doing the firebombing/letter writing are not Christian or JOOOOS. honestly think that calls for a "lowering of the partisanships" don't actually come from your political side's hugs-and-kisses-let's-get-along department, and that they don't just mean that Rethuglicans should stop whomping your delusions with facts, but only because there's no partisanship in being a reactionary liberal.

...think Brokeback Mountain lacked substance but are afraid to say so out loud because it might be taken as an assault on someone's right not to have their personal life decisions held open for public discourse which might lead to a moment of self-doubt and other negativity.

You feel that expressing your political views is mainstream, but anything contrary to them is a Right-Wing Conspiracy.

... you still claim they are going to 'round us liberals up into camps' even though we are one year into Bush's second term. think dealing with Iraq without France or Germany but with the UK, Australia, Poland, etc. is evil "unilateralism", but dealing with Iran with France, Germany, and the UK is "outsourcing the negotiations".

... you fail to see the irony of publicly and repeatedly exclaiming 'we have no civil liberties any more'. stopped having original ideas circa 1962.

... you exhale/expel greenhouse gases all day long yet would cry foul if someone tried to make you stop. marvel at the brilliance of a fellow Leftard whose complex calculus equation proves 2+2 does not equal 4 and conveniently dismiss the fact no real solution was given as you sneer at the "stupid right" for adhering to conventional mathematical dogma. are rich but have no problem taking other people's money to give to the poor.

...if you believe you are exempt from all liberal dogma you espouse".

How the US Postal Service has, and I kid you not, issued an Islamic stamp celebrating the Festival Eid. No, really. Are they insane or just plain fucking stupid?

And just like "The Id" on Forbidden Planet...Islam and our own elites will kill us all.

The following is quoting US Postal Regulations on how our military must conform to ISLAM. No, really. You know, the great men and women who protect EVERYTHING we have?

"E2. Any matter containing religious materials contrary to Islamic faith or depicting nude or semi-nude persons, pornographic or sexual items, or non-authorized political materials is prohibited.

R. All alcoholic beverages, including those mailable under DMM C021, are prohibited.

R1. Materials used in the production of alcoholic beverages (i.e., distilling material, hops, malts, yeast, etc.) are prohibited".

Great as per usual Mark Steyn piece April 2008 on neutered Euro weenies and their near total lack of Guns, God, Balls and freedom:

“In the other G7 developed nations, nobody clings to God 'n' guns. The guns got taken away, and the Europeans gave up on churchgoing once they embraced Big Government as the new religion.

How's that working out? Compared with America, France and Germany have been more or less economically stagnant for the past quarter-century, living permanently with unemployment rates significantly higher than in the United States”.

Commenter kydasylvester wrote:

"I'm afraid when complacent liberal Democrats look across the ocean, they do see Eutopia, one they envy and would import here (and then put on steroids).

Not only does the Second Amendment (praise God) help us remain "assertive, self-reliant citizens", it has from time to time in our history helped prevent foreign invasion. To paraphrase Gorbachev when asked if the former USSR ever had a plan to invade the US: 'No, to invade the United States would be folly. Why? Because your moronic muppets and parochial simpletons are armed".

Geek names junior after Adolf Hitler and is then allegedly puzzled at the ensuing fuhrer.

End the culture wars by restoring classical values. Sounds good to me. "Oh Plato! Here boy!" Mickey Mouse.

Quote from Classical Values:

"The “Boys are yucky!” creeps. “The growing neuter movement. As I observed, liking the government and hating masculinity seem to go hand in hand for such types: I think what's important about Sidney is that he is, literally and metaphorically speaking, a neutered boy -- the equivalent of a eunuch.

Not gay, not a sissy, or anything like that, but a pliant, obedient, well-behaved lover of authority who does as he's told, runs to the authorities for protection, undermines the accomplishments of others, and thwarts those with free will and stubborn independence. (And who in all probability would think sex is icky.)

And if you're for freedom and independence, and into not needing authority, you're now likely to be accused of hypermasculinism!”

Via Men and Style, Right wing men have balls, Left Liberal men have only apologies. Naturally. Liberalism castrates male individuals by default and makes women as sexy as er, the US Postal Regulations.

Some sooooo disappointing, beyond belief ignorant and deluded George Bush quotes on how great er, ISLAM is! Man, it sure spoils some of the truly great speeches he has made. Well, George has killed a lot of terrorists. Ah, dead Islamist freaks. A real crowd pleaser.

Dig how former George Bush Under-Secretary of State Karen Hughes was and is a massively incompetent and lazy dhimmi boob. Plus Esposito the treasonous bullshit artist for Islam.

Stay home Karen Hughes.

Slate Magazine on Karen give a Hughes hug for Muslim killers.

Jihad Watch on "Karen Hughes, [former Bush Presidency Republican Under-secretary of State!] gives millions to Muslim terrorists orgs.

The North Virginia-based IIHT “is suspected of being a pivotal cog in the Muslim Brotherhood’s high command in America," according to federal law enforcement records newly released to Emerson’s Investigative Project on Terrorism under the Freedom of Information Act...

The IIIT was named as an allied group in the infamous Muslim Brotherhood memorandum of 1991 that emphasized that the Brothers “must understand that their work in America is a kind of grand Jihad in eliminating and destroying the Western civilization from within and ‘sabotaging’ its miserable house by their hands and the hands of the believers so that it is eliminated and Allah’s religion is made victorious over all other religions.”

Mark Steyn on CHRC says Infidels not a protected category.

Details and quotes of Montreal Saudi trained Muslim loon Imam. Is there another kind? Nope. Ah, the rich tapestry of multicultism.

Newdefender on never underestimate how stupid a Jihadist Muslim is.

Newdefender on never underestimate how stupid a Western dhimmi is.

Via a fantastically parody-like er, "womyns" blog called er, breast not bombs!, [this is a choice, right?] one can get a handle on the rice pudding-like mind of the average affluent and thus Socialist Code Pink Leftard hag. My satirical letter goes unnoticed.

Quote from boobs for boobs blog: "They are enormous, yes. It feels like I am carrying the sorrow of the world right under my nose. I wonder if so much of the breast cancer we are seeing is the unexpressed grief of this world. I dream of weeping, bare breasted with a million other women on the White House Lawn. I long for a world wide weep".

Good grief.

Colonel Neville's pointless letter: "Dear Sports, one of the best parodies of the 'Uni Grad Womens Studies Group' etc, mind set ever. You've really got the crazy, complicated, junk rhetoric down! There's a lot of laughs here even if a little turgid to read, but I understand you're doing it 'in the style'.

I was thinking what Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, or Monty Python might do with this theme. Do you have any other satire you have done? Keep up the middle class WASP women take offs too. Excellent.

All the best."

The Amboy Times on how the Arab "News" reports a murdering Muslim as merely another Muslim “victim”. Plus on the right hand side columm at Amboy, there's a list of things that offend Muslims. For example, everything and nothing. Muslims being the most offended people on the planet an' all, as total losers often are by anyone natually superior to them, like the Jews, the free West and Pago Pago.

Hey, hey! It’s me on the great Brigitte Gabriel’s site over at American Congress for Truth!

Article at McGill Tribune on Mark Steyn and how multiculti PC'ism largely sucks shit. With my swingin’ comment and a reaction or two etc.

Largely incoherent and bog-standard PC Leftard gay response to another of the Pope's oddly consistently half-correct and half-addled pronouncements. How does his Holiness end up so simultaneously precise and so totally off the mark? It's the semi-PC dope Pope!

Mark Steyn on the endless and relentless downhill tragedy of British cultural and security surrender monkeyism sans cheese good eating via Timesonline.

Excerpts: "Times Of London by Tory Minister Portillo. Britain has lost the stomach to fight. We should reflect on what sort of country we have become. We may enjoy patronising Americans but they demonstrate a fibre that we now lack.

If a fair-minded account of the Iraq war is written, credit should go to President Bush for rejecting two years ago the report by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group that called for force reductions. He defied conventional wisdom and ordered a troop surge instead. It has been an extraordinary success and, unlike Britain, the Americans will not withdraw in defeat.

During debates in Washington, British forces’ ignominious withdrawal to barracks was cited to argue that the United States could not contemplate being humbled in a similar way. In the end Bush was not a quitter. Blair “cut and ran”. The fundamental cause of the British failure was political.

Tony Blair wanted to join the United States in its toppling of Saddam Hussein because if Britain does not back America it is hard to know what our role in the world is: certainly not a seat at the top table. But, for all his persuasiveness, Blair could not hold public opinion over the medium term and so he cut troop numbers fast and sought to avoid casualties. As a result, British forces lost control of Basra and left the population at the mercy of fundamentalist thugs and warring militias, in particular Moqtada al-Sadr’s Mahdi Army.

The secondary cause of failure was a misplaced British disdain for America, shared by our politicians and senior military. In the early days in Iraq we bragged that our forces could deploy in berets and soft-sided vehicles while US forces roared through Baghdad in heavily armoured convoys. British leaders sneered at the Americans’ failure to win hearts and minds because of their lack of experience in counterinsurgency.

Pride has certainly come before a fall. British commanders underestimated both the enemy’s effectiveness and the Americans’ ability to adapt. Some apparently failed even to observe how much had changed. At a meeting in August 2007 an American described Major-General Jonathan Shaw, then British commander, as “insufferable”, lecturing everyone in the room about lessons learnt in Northern Ireland, which apparently set eyeballs rolling: “It would be okay if he was best in class, but now he’s worst in class.”

Colonel Neville: Do the British Government actually have a date finalised for their total Socialist and Islamist collapse? Early next year or now?

Anne Coulter with a super piece on the startlingly honest, non-phony and down to earth working class success story of feminism in action, of Sarah Palin. The ex-Mayor, the Alaskan Governor, the serious corruption fighter, the oil project negotiator, fishing industry facilitator, the very successful Christian Mother of five and great wife, with a strong supportive husband and other real world experience with actual RESULTS and ACHIEVEMENTS, and thus to the Left Liberal and MSM, a perfect target for their insane control freak elitist fraud, bigotry and stratospheric misogyny. Yep, Palin could be sooo much better, and she is. Than Obama.

Anne excerpt: “Pre-Palin it had been one race -- boring old “You kids get off my lawn!” John McCain versus the exciting, new politician Barack Obama, who threw caution to the wind and bravely ran as the Pro-Hope candidate. And then our heroic Sarah bounded out of the Alaska tundra and it became a completely different race. This left the press completely discombobulated and upset. They didn't know whether to attack Sarah for not having an abortion or go after her husband for not being a sissy.

Having indignantly rejected experience as a presidential qualification in the case of Obama, liberals had to raise questions about Palin’s experience gingerly. But, in short order, they threw caution to the wind and began energetically criticizing Palin for her lack of experience. I call that two … two … two standards in one!

Like most Democrats, both Obama and Biden boasted of their humble beginnings, while having fully adopted the attitudes, pomposity and style of the elites.
Palin had a husband in the Steelworkers Union, a sister and brother-in-law who owned a gas station, and five attractive children -- one headed for Iraq, one a Down’s syndrome baby and one the cutest little girl anyone had ever seen.

In a nutshell, Palin was everything Democrats are always pretending to be, but never are. Palin was a kick in the pants, she energized conservatives, and she made liberal heads explode. Palin’s refusal to meet with the press for one week after being chosen as McCain’s running mate was evidently more maddening than Obama's refusal to appear on Fox News for almost the entirety of his campaign.

Everyone acted as if Obama’s feat of running for President for two years constituted a complete and thorough vetting.

It might have been, except that the entire media had apparently agreed: “OK, none of us will ask Obama about Tony Rezko, William Ayers, and Jeremiah Wright.”

Hillary was hissed by the audience for mentioning Rezko at a Democratic debate and George Stephanopoulos nearly lost his career for asking Obama one William Ayers question at another.

Osama bin Laden was more upset about the Rev. Jeremiah Wright than liberals were -- especially after "Jeremiah Wright videos" passed "al Qaeda videos" for most total viewings on Youtube. (He was kicking himself for not coming up with that “God Damn America” line first!)”

Idiot quote on his personal God Obama by Liberal idiot Jesse Ferreras:

"Barack Obama. How rare it is when a good news story takes the number one spot. A euphoria reminiscent of Victory in Europe day gripped the world when Obama was elected the first black president of the United States. It was a symbolic move that showed, among other things, that race is no longer a barrier to leading the world’s most powerful country. He’s got a heck of a task ahead of him, what with a faltering economy and lofty expectations for what he can do to fix it. Vague promises of change need to see some action right about now.” Jesse Ferreras, asshat.

Mark Steyn on how Obama has appointed a highly qualified Liberal envirofreak Science Chief.

The peculiarly down to earth Madsophist on how sadly, most self-defence for women is usually a tragic fraud. The best self defence for women after physical, mental and moral fitness, is available from Smith & Wesson. You go girls! To the firing range. The best way to stop entirely the aim of violent criminals is to improve the aim of women.

"I am the great equaliser". Old West Colt[?] Firearms slogan.

1 comment:

Godefroi said...

That was impressive.

Thanks for the link, and welcome to my blogroll (unless you'd rather not).