Saturday, 5 March 2011

Bob Brown Says Global Warming Caused by Marxism, Anal Sex and Jew Hating.

Bob Brown's [no relation] assumed position on Quantum Physics, economics, democracy, logical fallacy, honesty, ethics, morals and attacking Jewish business premises around the world.

In a frank and trademark addled admission, Geeks leader Bob Brown stated he had “never really heard of” the very successful leftist fund raising and massive wealth redistribution of Global Warming, not until he had discovered “the wonderful world” of Marxism by socialist stealth and subsequently became an "avid sodomite" but only in "the artistic sense".

The so called "King of the Geeks" added somewhat wistfully that "we all did. It was the prepackaged revolutionary slogans we all knew by heart mixed with bleak repetitive dance tracks and the butter."

Brown: “As a child I grew on a plantation. I am as once noted ‘more tree than man’. Though it was not until I became a dirty lying ecofascist Global Government yearning commie socialist BDS variant that I thought hey, which came first me or Roger? And where are those Wet Wipes?”

But this was not the only turning point in the long leftard journey into the very red centre of Bobby Brown. “It was the free biscuits and the sodomy really but again, only in the artistic sense” said Bob with a slight watering of the eyes. "And the Jew hatred. Always with the Jew hatred."

“Until yesterday, I hadn’t realised that there was zero mention of Global Warming until I got into collectivism and ecofascist fraud as a policy platform. Saving the world is all about me really and my deep almost sublime thoughts, the kind of thoughts that climate deniers could never have, not with their hatred of Mother Earth and her precious dirt.“

Brown went on and on in his beautiful trademark monotone... “I started receiving messages from Gaia anally at the precise moment that Global Warming really took off as a real ‘ass roots’ movement. And I was a Marxist product sodden kinda shit too! Coincidence? I think not! Just ask leading lisping comrade Adam Bundt.

Brown speaks of how his very close friend Dorothy often noted that Adam always “loved the party line and reaming” though once again only in "the artistic sense" and that "this was at the same time that Bundt, [no relation to any other Bundt] became a convenient eco-fraud fellow traveller! Another mere coincidence? Of course not. Like ecobore Adam Bundt, I'm proud to have been a stealth socialist asshat for all of my semi-adult life.”

Warming to his profound trademark atheist meme, Brown continued. “Naturally, my logic dictates that Marxism, anal sex and Jew hatred are therefore the true causes of Global Warming. Also just think of the heat caused by the friction and all those red flags! The firing squads in North Korea and Cuba alone generate enough greenhouse gases to run a Turkish bathhouse for six months, and that includes towel boys and amphetamines. Thus we can save the world.

My logic also dictates that a minority of decadent homosexual Marxist atheist ecofascists should naturally be able to enforce the heterosexual Christian majority to define themselves on our nihilist twit terms. Again, this makes perfect collectivist sense to me."

Brown became ever more still in his trademark stillness though it was hard to tell. “Ah, Global Warming is either about saving the world or er, grabbing total power by any means in order to completely control everything and everyone. It is confusing, especially with ethyl-nitrate abuse. Now where the hell is that Miracle Whip?!”

One thing is for certain. The relentless head pounding power that are the Geek's leaves their rough trade Marx on everything.


Lawyer Social Marketing said...

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Colonel Robert Neville said...

Dear Lawyers Social Disease:

Make this there is. Not a think what was butter, eh? Factors that zebra count paste pastry. Gorgon spread tinkle twat anty natty butter feel? Why not eye say, yay! Plink doodle.

Please reply. Urgently. Piano.

Colonel Neville.

Colonel Robert Neville said...

Dear Lawyers Tit:

Another thought. Are you actually covered in shit? Good show then. Carry on. Colonel Neville.

Big Ramifications said...

What in blazes?!

Colonel Robert Neville said...

Er, Big Ramifications. Perhaps you mean "What? The curtains?!" Yes, one day this will all be yours. No, really. Colonel Neville.