Bob Brown Says Global Warming Caused by Marxism, Anal Sex and Jew Hating.

Bob Brown's assumed position on Quantum Physics, economics, democracy, logical fallacy, honesty, ethics and morals.


In a frank and trademark addled admission, Geeks Leader Bob Brown stated he had “never really heard of” the very successful leftist fund raising and massive wealth redistribution of Global Warming, not until he had discovered “the wonderful world” of Marxism by socialist stealth and subsequently became an “avid sodomite".

The Geek Leader added somewhat wistfully that "we all did. It was the prepackaged revolutionary slogans we all knew by heart mixed with bleak repetitive dance tracks, and the butter."

Brown: “As a child I grew on a plantation. I am as Tim Blair noted ‘more tree than man’. Though it was not until I became a dirty lying ecofascist commie that I thought hey, which came first, me or Roger? And where are those Wet Wipes?”

But this was not the only turning point in the long hard leftard Green journey into the very Red centre of Bobby Brown. “It was the sodomy really” said Bob, with a slight watering of the eyes. "And the Jew hatred. Always with the Jew hatred."

“Until yesterday, I hadn’t realised that there was zero mention of Global Warming until I got into collectivism and pederasty. Saving the world is all about me really and my deep almost sublime thoughts, the kind of thoughts that climate deniers could never have, not with their hatred of Mother Earth and her precious dirt.“

Brown went on and on in his beautiful trademark monotone. “I started receiving messages from Gaia anally at the precise moment that Global Warming really took off as a real ‘ass roots’ movement. And I was a Marxist shit too! Coincidence? I think not! Just ask Australia’s leading lisping Comrade Adam Bundt.

His very close friend Dorothy, has often noted how Adam always “loved the party Line and reaming.” This was at the same time that he became a convenient eco-fraud fellow traveller! Another mere coincidence? Of course not. Like leading lisper Adam Bundt, I'm proud to have been a leftard asshat for all of my semi-adult life.”

Warming to his profound trademark atheist meme, Brown continued. “Naturally, my logic dictates that Marxism, anal sex and Jew hatred are therefore the true causes of Global Warming! Also just think of the heat caused by the friction and all those red flags! The firing squads in North Korea and Cuba alone generate enough Greenhouse Gases to run a Turkish Bathhouse for six months, and that includes towel boys and amphetamines! Thus we can save the world.

My logic also dictates that a decadent Marxist and homosexual atheist ecofascist minority, should naturally be able to enforce the heterosexual Christian majority to define themselves on our nihilist terms. Again, this makes perfect collectivist sense to me."

Brown became ever more still in his trademark stillness though it was hard to tell. “Ah, Global Warming is either about saving the world or er, grabbing total power by any means in order to completely control everything and everyone. It is confusing, especially with ethyl-nitrate abuse. Now where the hell are those Wet Wipes?!”

One thing is for certain. The relentless pounding power of Bob Brown leaves his rough trademark Marx on everything.