Wednesday, 12 November 2008

MacArthur's Park of Global Opinion is melting in the dark.

It's always twilight of the mind in the dimming intellectual and moral light of the Left Liberal. "Lookout Barry! The white girl in the Santa suit has a gun!"

Outside of their specialities and sometimes not even that far, much of the celebrities of the MSM, [mainstream media] academia and government that we are subjected to on a daily tundril, are often Logical Fallacy and Cognitive Dissonance limited mediocre dumb bastards. But I would never say anything so harsh merely cos’ it’s true and based on empirical and observed facts.

Don’t get me wrong. I’ve spent plenty of time making a damn fine mess of things myself. But what amazes me though, is people who have the time, money, opportunity and the responsibility to know better, but don’t. Not a bit. Boobs so incurious, so untouchable and so unchallenged, that they’re naturally very highly paid and lauded.

I guess it takes the truly mediocre to appreciate the mediocre, eh?

Ah, Left Liberal PC ideology has made a fool of every wa ah un! Here's The Onion with a neato almost not a parody on Obama, the "international conman" absconding from the US with millions in campaign funds! Hee hee! Delicious.

Here is an EXCELLENT piece of investigative reporting in detail on the Obama/Rezko house dealings. From gopmom.

Yes, the vast Cognitive Dissonance of lazy idiot type Barry Obama LOVE, is as wonderfully ridiculous, meaningless, embarrassing and as emotionally suspect as MacArthur Park. Curiously, I like the song with its dated, daft and ambiguous thrills and a killer melody. I’m not ashamed! Also I love cakes.

“Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants[!]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!”
MacArthur Park. Jimmy Webb.

Obama licker number one is the best selling US author and professional moonbat, Alice Walker. I Fisked another muddled missive of the right kind of bigot that is Walker, about six months ago.

Now Alice has just written a preposterous "Open Letter" to her Lord and Saviour, Barack Hussein Obama. Walkers flunky filofax bizzarro-ness, entirely reflects the current mass hysteria. Oh,yes it does, Mister!

It's global! It's from pole to pole! It's bi-polar!

Alice doesn’t live in reality anymore. Nope. She’s inhabiting that absurd netherworld PC construct where as Mark Steyn has described, the world is seen as merely a series of grievances that must all be taken equally seriously, unless of course they’re white, Western, Christian, working class and American.

Now I've Fisked as much as I could stand. In fact I deserve a fucking medal. Be warned though. Alice’s sycophantic, uber-butt kissing and absurd and laughable prose, is more turgid, unreadable and seemingly stoned, than if a Frat party of Junior Communists wrote Hallmark Cards, after scoring ten kilos of Colombian Gold, and choofing it down faster than Barry Obama the undergrad.

“Dear Brother Obama:"

Colonel Neville: Apparently the half white, half black, Muslim Marxist Barry Sotuero is related somehow to Alice Barry Toklas. Er, no. If white people said "brother", one would think of Quakers or the Klan. Nope, "brothers" and "sisters" is strictly for non-white minorities, gang members and various totalitarian killers and third world lost souls.

Alice: “You have no idea, really, of how profound this moment is for us”

Colonel Neville: I’d say take a depth sounding of your er, sense of profundity then. Ya running aground, Bub!

Alice: “Us being the black people of the Southern United States. You think you know, because you are thoughtful, and you have studied our history. But seeing you deliver the torch so many others before you carried, year after year, decade after decade, century after century, only to be struck down before igniting the flame of justice and of law, is almost more than the heart can bear”.

Colonel Neville: “..igniting the flame of justice and law!” Hey, it's the Colour of Purple Prose! Author! Author! Ironically she’s right though. Barry is damn thoughtful. Most Marxist and pro-Islamist creeps are. Always thinkin'...

“Struck down...” You mean like JFK was murdered by a visiting enamoured misfit to Soviet Russia Communist called Lee Harvey Oswald? Or JFK's brother being murdered by the Muslim loon Sirhan Sirhan? Or Martin Luther King, the Republican, being murdered by the trash parody of James Earl Ray, a thief and burglar, and oddly with no history of violent crimes with a weapon.

So the odds that the faux earnest Liberal fantasy of whitey assassinating Obama, seems perhaps limited. Maybe a Commie, a Muslim and triple named loser walk into a bar...

Alice: “And yet, this observation is not intended to burden you, for you are of a different time, and, indeed, because of all the relay runners before you, North America is a different place. It is really only to say: Well done.

We knew, through all the generations, that you were with us, in us, the best of the spirit of Africa and of the Americas".

Colonel Neville: Africa? Beyond the phony and fashionable posturing and after hundreds of years and many generations, how can Africa have any serious relevance at all to black Americans today? Sheesh, "...with us?" Most people had never even heard of Obambambalam damn things gone wild, until less than four years ago. What are his achievements? None of his flunky flakey moonfriends can name a single one.

That's the thing about the fraud of the mice-like hordes of BO supporters, saying how much they lurv Him. I dig Bruce Lee, Marvin Gaye and James Dean. THUS I want to know everything about them and pretty much do. Conversely, ObamaMama fans are distinguished by their determined and wilful lack of any serious curiosity about Obama. His past or current life, what his true goals are, his actual nature, character, and especially any of his unpleasant associates or pals etc.


About anything beyond the image, the empty platitudes and the meaningless and laughable slogans, they are all so..sedated.

After willing Leftard dupes, superficial unread boobs, fools and grievance mongers, they are I'll wager, mostly phonies, fakes, frauds and liars and in no particular order. Hey, it's almost identical to the resume of their Marxist Muslim sleeper President! Congrats. Check and nuance.

Alice: "Knowing this, that you would actually appear, someday, was part of our strength. Seeing you take your rightful place, based solely on your wisdom, stamina and character, is a balm for the weary warriors of hope, previously only sung about".

Colonel Neville: Gag me with a spoon...

Alice: “I would advise you to remember that you did not create the disaster that the world is experiencing”,

Colonel Neville: Er, I beg to differ, bub. Clinton's Democratic Party and Obama, and his deep long-term association with ACORN, forced banks, often small to medium ones, to lend to welfare recipients and the virtually cash and asset free, via threat of fines and legislation. But please, do drivel on.

Alice: “...and you alone are not responsible for bringing the world back to balance. A primary responsibility that you do have, however, is to cultivate happiness in your own life”.

Colonel Neville: Or get a cut-price house via jailed fraudster Tony Rezko, have over 600 million dollars in campaign funds and be worshipped by an MSM with no journalistic standards whatsoever, or whichever comes first. Barry smiles on...

So don’t worry. Having more than twice the amount of any campaign fund in history will cheer up most people.

Alice: “To make a schedule that permits sufficient time of rest and play with your gorgeous wife and lovely daughters. And so on”.

Colonel Neville: Yes, on and on. Yes, beautiful girls indeed. But Michelle’s look of crazed smugness, gives her the look of James Brown on his last arrest mugshot.

Alice: “One gathers that your family is large”.

Colonel Neville: Yep, with Khalidi, Bill Ayers and his Weathermen and the BLA, the Wright Congregation, the Farrakhan freaks, Tony Rezko, Frank Marshall Davis, his Mother’s Marxist pals, his Father’s Muslim loons and his cousin President Odinga the as per usual African mass murderer etc, etc, etc ad nauseum, it is quite a spreading gang of the diseased.

Yep, either a freaking enormous family or an enormous family of freaks. Munster, Adams or Manson?

Alice: “We are used to seeing men in the White House soon become juiceless and as white-haired as the building; we notice their wives and children looking strained and stressed. They soon have smiles so lacking in joy that they remind us of scissors. This is no way to lead”.

Colonel Neville: I think they call it aging and the burden of leadership, plus um, the relentless avalanche of moonbat madness and unhinged insults does wear one down. Go ahead. It's entirely permitted in these retarded and bankrupt PC times, to slag off the old white guy.

Alice: “Nor does your family deserve this fate. One way of thinking about all this is: It is so bad now that there is no excuse not to relax. From your happy, relaxed state, you can model real success, which is all that so many people in the world really want. They may buy endless cars and houses and furs and gobble up all the attention and space they can manage, or barely manage, but this is because it is not yet clear to them that success is truly an inside job. That it is within the reach of almost everyone”.

Colonel Neville: "...fate" schmate. The Obama's are of the rich, rich, rich and super powerul elites. But ya never have to wait long for the rich, affluent and successful all due entirely to Capitalism, to start spouting how it’s a delusion and rather disgusting to them, for the ordinary and voiceless masses to want what they have.

And anyway, they could leave it all behind tomorrow...but never will. Tomorrow never comes, you see.

“ in a fantasy life completely supported by the system they despise”. Mark Steyn on Leftards.

Alice: “I would further advise you not to take on other people's enemies”.

Colonel Neville: Dig the mental and moral gymnastics? According to Alice Pooper, Islamist terrorists have a politically correct target that’s fully acceptable to Alice, with her elitist conceit that she could never be a target. That target is YOU! And the Jews, and the Christians, and Buddhists, the Hindu’s and Hell, everyone.

Non-targets of global Muslim terror apparently narrow down to people who can afford to live in Bel Air. So fuck the rest of us basically. We're on our own as per usual.

Alice: “Most damage that others do to us is out of fear, humiliation and pain”.

Colonel Neville: Balls. I told you Alice suffers from high level Cognitive Dissonance. There is zero connection between the opinions and addled perceptions of Walker and any known reality. Yes, it’s very painful and humiliating to be a Saudi multi-millionaire ex-playboy like Bin Laden.

Alice: “Those feelings occur in all of us, not just in those of us who profess a certain religious or racial devotion”.

Colonel Neville: Er, no. Feelings of wanting to behead, blow up schools, slam jets into buildings, and spread Islam by any violent means available is NOT in “all of us”. I don’t have it, my wife and six year old son doesn’t have it and no-one at his creche had it as I recall.

"...certain religious or racial devotion". Apart from the nonsense of "racial devotion", whatever that means, Islam is an idea and not a race. Oh yes. We must never mention or criticise the Jihadist elephant in every room of blood...It's ISLAM, baby!

Alice: “We must learn actually not to have enemies, but only confused adversaries who are ourselves in disguise”.

Colonel Neville: This is the craziest self-loathing and self-abasing, spineless, morally inverted and enormously brainless bit of dhimmitude of all, folks. Actually, it’s up to our enemies “to learn” to STOP hating us. Until then, we have to learn how to utterly destroy and defeat them. The alternative with people whose only demands are our surrender, enslavement and death is...gee, just that.

I’m sorry. We are NOT them at all. That’s WHY they want to kill us and especially the enormously contributing, successful Jewish people, and the free and highly moral state of Israel.

Maybe Alice, you have friends and family who are mass murdering religious fanatics? I don’t. And they ain’t in “disguise”. They are plain as day and every moment they state who they are, what they believe in, what drives them, what they want and follow it all up with massive and sickeningly relentless action. Only an asshat wearing half-wit like Alice in Witless land can deny this.

Alice: “It is understood by all that you are commander in chief of the United States and are sworn to protect our beloved country; this we understand, completely. However, as my mother used to say, quoting a Bible with which I often fought, "hate the sin, but love the sinner." There must be no more crushing of whole communities, no more torture, no more dehumanizing as a means of ruling a people's spirit. This has already happened to people of color, poor people, women, children. We see where this leads, where it has led.

Colonel Neville: She’s right. And the people who have and are doing this are totalitarian Islamic Muslim states, Communist Socialist totalitarians Hellholes and various other combinations of Left, Islamic totalitarian nationalist and pan global fascism.

Funny, but as a white Conservative Christian Libertarian kinda guy, I feel pretty discriminated against, marginalized, voiceless and cheated by the dominant Left Liberal powerf elites. And Alice, I don’t want to love child killers. You do it in your own dimwitted and fake way. I can think of more worthy people for my love.

Alice: “A good model of how to "work with the enemy" internally is presented by the Dalai Lama, in his endless caretaking of his soul as he confronts the Chinese government that invaded Tibet”.

Colonel Neville: A "good model?!" Yes, for utter defeat, being murdered and oppressed en masse and for permanent exile. Maybe that's the Obama Master Marxist Islmist Plan? Gee, don’t worry Alice. Obama has “worked with the enemy” all his life.

And this is his greatest victory so far: a Marxist President with a Muslim Father with the family name of Hussein...

Er, also, the Dalai Lama is a useless, wealthy, freeloading and feted boob, a phony, a self-declared Marxist, a failed non-leader and his alleged “words of wisdom” can be found on any cheap desk calendar. Barack Obama is one of the worlds great unchallenged shitbags phony's.

Alice: “Because, finally, it is the soul that must be preserved, if one is to remain a credible leader. All else might be lost; but when the soul dies, the connection to earth, to peoples, to animals, to rivers, to mountain ranges, purple and majestic, also dies”.

Colonel Neville: That's utterly mindless brain dead New Age drivel unfit for the most severe cases of personality disorder. It’s the ending of your life that means you die. The Islamic goal is to destroy all trace of our peoples, society and culture. That’s everything we value and all our hard fought with blood freedoms.

Alice: “And your smile, with which we watch you do gracious battle with unjust characterizations, distortions and lies...”

Colonel Neville: Sickening, isn’t it? Which Himalaya of facts are “distortions and lies” the stupid, stupid, disingenuous Alice doesn’t say. Everyday brings a new beyond belief Himalaya of empirical evidence of documents, film, and official records ad nauseum of the seemingly endless list of lies that is Obama Crimes Inc. [Dig the links for Daniel Pipes details on the unbelievable facts of who the now jailed for fraud, Tony Rezko really is. That's apart from the guy who got Obama a fraudulently cut price mansion.]

Alice: “ that expression of healthy self-worth, spirit and soul, that, kept happy and free and relaxed, can find an answering smile in all of us, lighting our way, and brightening the world”.

Colonel Neville: Er, sounds like Alice and Barry are still chuffing the Class A weed and snortin’ the Colombian Coke he has dug soooooo many time before, now allegedly in the past.

Alice: “We are the ones we have been waiting for. In Peace and Joy, Alice Walker”.

Colonel Neville: How fitting that Alice the literary and right on kind of geek, ends with a meaningless Marxist Barry slogan. I think Alice Walker will wait in vain at the station for her long gone Leftard Liberal brain to ever heave into view again.

Good grief Charlie Brown. We are adrift on a worldwide sea of mesmerised and deluded idiocy.

"I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no


There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[extended break]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no. Oh, no
No, no".
MacArthurs Park. Jimmy Webb.

1 comment:

Eowyn said...

My dear Colonel,

It's becoming increasingly de rigeur for me to visit you when I need a boost, and this post over-filled the cup, once again :)

I fear I will need to put my proposals of marriage on auto-renew, for convenience's sake.