Sunday, 9 November 2008


Winston on his way to Interfaith Dialogue 7,063. For ease of delivery, Winnie is going to deliver his main points in bullet form.Hey, when is the next Interfaith Dialogue scheduled? Immediately after the next Muslim terrorist attack, silly. Everyone knows that.

Milo Filofax: Unlike other culturally exhausted religions that are riddled with pathetic doubts, NEW ISLAM! has real Infidel Killing Power!

There are no doubts with NEW ISLAM! Now with JIHAD POWER!

See for yourselves as we ask these popular celebrities what they think of NEW ISLAM!

So, mein Herr, have you discovered NEW ISLAM! yet? So what's the Fuhrer?!

Adolph Hitler: "You see, it's been our misfortune to have the wrong religion. Why didn't we have the religion of the Japanese, who regard sacrifice for the Fatherland as the highest good? The Mohammedan religion too would have been much more compatible to us than Christianity. Why did it have to be Christianity with its meekness and flabbiness".

Milo Filofax: Excellent. And now we meet everybody's favourite jackbooted psycho locust! What's the death sentence, Heinrich? For or against NEW ISLAM!?

Heinrich Himmler: “I have nothing against Islam because it educates the men in this division for me and promises them heaven if they fight and are killed in action. A very practical and attractive religion for soldiers”.

Milo Filofax: Now you're not convinced about NEW ISLAM! Churchy. Why?

Winston Churchill: "How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries.

Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity.

The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslem's may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyzes the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world.

Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome."

Milo Filofax: Hey George, any tips on NEW ISLAM!?

General George S Patton. "To me it seems certain that the fatalistic teachings of Muhammad and the utter degradation of women is the outstanding cause for the arrested development of the Arab. He is exactly as he was around the year 700, while we have kept on developing"

Milo Filofax: Alex baby! NEW ISLAM! Speak to me!

Alexis de Tocqueville (1805–1859), French social philosopher. "I studied the Quran a great deal. I came away from that study with the conviction that by and large there have been few religions in the world as deadly to men as that of Muhammad. So far as I can see, it is the principal cause of the decadence so visible today in the Muslim world and, though less absurd than the polytheism of old, its social and political tendencies are in my opinion more to be feared, and I therefore regard it as a form of decadence rather than a form of progress in relation to paganism itself."

Milo Filofax: Hey, Johnny! What's happening with your dirty laundry? Is NEW ISLAM! scraping your shorts clean or exactly the opposite?

America's 6th President, John Quincy Adams (1825 - 1829): “As the essential principle of his (Mohammed's) faith is the subjugation of others by the sword; it is only by force, that his false doctrines can be dispelled, and his power annihilated.

... The precept of the Koran is, perpetual war against all who deny, that Mahomet is the prophet of God.

The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet, may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective.

The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force.

[President Adams on Mohammed, the wonderful founder of Islam.]

"In the seventh century of the Christian era, a wandering Arab of the lineage of Hagar (Mohammad), the Egyptian, combining the powers of transcendent genius, with the preternatural energy of a fanatic, and the fraudulent spirit of an impostor, proclaimed himself as a messenger from Heaven, and spread desolation and delusion over an extensive portion of the earth.

... he declared undistinguishing and exterminating war, as a part of his religion, against all the rest of mankind.


...While the merciless and dissolute dogmas of the false prophet shall furnish motives to human action, there can never be peace upon the earth, and good will towards men."

Milo Filofax: And finally to you Bernie. Is NEW ISLAM!? leaving your shorts unstreaked?

Bernard Lewis, U.S. Middle Eastern specialist, makes the following observation:

"During the first formative centuries of its existence, Christianity was separated from and indeed antagonistic to the state, with which it only later became involved.

From the lifetime of its founder, Islam was the state, and the identity of religion and government is indelibly stamped on the memories and awareness of the faithful from their own sacred writings, history, and experience”.

Milo Filofax: So there you have it, folks! NEW ISLAM! Try it NOW, or they'll stop your freedom of speech, infiltrate your society, join the Main Stream Media, take over academia and Sharia Creep your government, and they'll cut your fucking head off, raid your schools, murder children, blow up your neighbourhoods, burn down your churches, attack your synagogues, kill everyone in your temples, oppress your people and hijack your planes and smash them into your World Trade Centre, but in no particular order.

Think of it all as the rich tapestry of multi-cultism.

1 comment:

Colonel Robert Neville said...

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