Oh Ma! He's making oy vey's at me!

Two young boys hanged by Iran for being gay. My God, they're BOYS! They are only two of over 4,000 human beings hung or otherwise murdered by the Islamist freak regime of Iran, merely for being who they are. Where's the er, protest?

"Hey, when did you become anti-Arab?"

"Me? No way! I admit I was feeling a little negative toward the alleged harshness of desert ways for a while there, but I managed to overcome it by being open minded... After all, we are being lynched by Persians! Hey, here's an interesting thing. President Armachimphead is ethnically a Turk and he was helped into power by the Iranian Communist Party. Those fascistic totalitarians, really know how to swing!"




Dear sports, I received a surprise email from an old Canadian chum of ten years ago. I shall call him Roger Kaputnik. Now I really liked him a lot and probably kind of still would, mostly. But I feel I’m not really the same dope as I was a decade ago. Nope, I'm a completely new dope! While he's perhaps the swinging, happening and international Canadian kinda guy he always was. But I never understood what that may mean, until I started reading P.J O’Rourke, Mark Steyn, David Horowitz and visiting thepeoplescube and Dr Sanity etc.

Oh yes, Dissect Left too. As the great favourite of mine, Bill Cosby said, "...if you haven’t seen someone for over twelve years, don’t". And maybe he might feel the same way. Er, not Bill, but my old pally with his not so unusual views for a Treaudopian.

So once again, here’s my Fisking of the whole rather confused and logical fallacy kinda prone thang.


Roger Kaputnic:"Hey Colonel: I checked out your blog and must admit I was rather shocked by some of your statements”.

Which statements exactly? But hey, tell me about it.

Ya right. It really is shocking how dominant and default is the Return of the Return of the Son of the Son of 1960’s radical Leftist drivel. All via regurgitated Leftard Liberals and their entirely fashionable re-packaged Marxist crud and acceptable anti-Semitism.

And baby, with their natural and latest bedfellows, the crawling Islamic Jihadist. Bizarrely, such creeps can count among their curious dhimmi pals, self loathing anti-Zionist Jews. Yep. Shocking. Go figure. But what can ya do? There’s Leftardism everywhere. It’s the lifestyle choice for today!

Roger Kaputnic: “When did you become anti-Arab?”

Er, never. I never said I was anti-Arab, kid. It’s an unlikely frame of mind to be thrilled at everything about a culture. To like all is not only balls, but the meaningless nullity of a newt. The ability to discriminate is the basis of rational thought.

I guess I’m just not crazy about the beheadings, blood, screaming and pet market bombings as steps to a Global Caliphate. But hey, that’s just me. Oh, maybe lay it all out like wallpaper? Well I do try to do the detail as it were, but not every detail every time. Such an approach of covering all bases and each contingency would make the un-writable un-readable.

I thought I was merely empirical, researched, harshly factual, rational, humorous and almost passable. I write about culture, Islamism, theocratic dictatorships, and anti-Zionism etc, not tedious ideas of race, which has no scientific basis. Um, I would say if one really cares about Arabs, Muslims or Chinese etc, one should care about what honestly makes their lives suck. Like an Islamic police state such as Iran, that beats, rapes and tortures women to death for uncovering their ankles, or for playing in a band, as a matter of policy.

I won’t be indulging as quite a few Arab Muslims have for over 1300 years and counting, in absurd and phony moral equivalence excuses and blame shifting fantasy’s based on irrational Islamic Jew hatred. And so startlingly devoid of self examination and actual achievement. Of course there are many courageous Arabs who do dissent and critique their own culture, such as it is, but they are uniformally abused and ignored by the Western Left delites, or they often don’t live much past lunchtime.

P.J O’Rourke said that the two main things that make any place suck is the absence of responsible civil government and effective economic systems. The presence of these is what makes our lives not suck. That’s Capitalist Democracy, free markets and the free flow of ideas. Couldn’t hurt.

And the odd fact that proportionately, the Jews contribute more literature, science, medicine and so on than anyone and everyone else combined, as in this neato little tip of the productive iceberg. It's called So you want to boycott Israel?

The trouble with those enamoured with the miracle of multicultural faux tolerance and the posture of being so open minded that one’s brain is open to the waterlogging effects of the rain, is that one ends up believing in every culture but one’s own. Thus no other culture that has a rather stronger self belief in itself like Islam, will ever believe in you. Mark Steyn said the great thing about multiculturalism is that it absolves you from having to learn anything about another culture at all. You just feel good about it and go to the restaurants.

Roger Kaputnic: “I thought you were a free thinking and didn't fall for the hype?”

Ok. Free thinking now means only Left Liberal, anti-Zionist and pro-Islamist? Check. Er. No. I am as my blog banner reads. Oh, I get it. Islamic Jihad is not real! Riiight.

Ah, the "hype?" You mean it really was the evil Jews all along? Gotcha. So the incredible Democratic, scientific, intellectual, moral and social achievements of Israel against massive odds are a dream? Er, no. I get it. Anything good about Israel and the Jews is hype! While every Islamic madhouse is pretty er, cool and ok by default. Check. Noted.

Where is this er, pro-Israel “hype” coming from exactly? It sure ain't very effective, izzit? From a Left dominated media, academia or the entertainment industry I suppose? How and where exactly? Hey, and I’m such a passive dupe, I fell for it! I doubt it, being as my Mother used to say of me in her working class English way, “E’s sharp enough! 'E’s all there with 'is lemon drops!” But let’s not be bitter.


Roger Kaputnic: “If you are pro-Israel you should read this:”

Hey, I read as much as I could stand. Yeech. Not really a withering counterpoint to the vast Himalaya of facts regards Islamism, is it?

I believe that if one is a decent human being, one is naturally pro-Israel and the Jewish people. So yep, I'm so pro-Israel, it hurts! Oh, so maybe being an anti-Zionist, meaning a Jew hater and Nazi is perhaps merely another, but just as equally valid viewpoint? No.

Here’s a nice little piece of I'm sorry, self loathing logical fallacy bunk from the rather bog standard link you sent me. Ah, it says so much in convoluted, inverted and polarised neo-Left speak, that I may have to get out my Polaroid, take a picture and have it framed.

“Do you like Hamas?” Avnery’s Weekly.

Hey, who doesn’t?!

“Not at all. I have very strong secular convictions. I oppose any ideology that mixes politics with religion, whether Jewish, Muslim or Christian, in Israel, the Arab world or America”. Avnery's Weekly.

How about Taoism? The Anu people? Laplanders? You are an excellent moral equivalence dhimmi Comrade! You have shown that for many a vacuum dwelling boob, there is no difference between totalitarian Jihadism and the Anglicans!

The Truedepian Revolution of Canada salutes you!

Ah, “secular convictions”. I'm reminded of the kind of mind that is convinced of nothing real or good, but believes absolutely in it’s own moral vanity driven conceits that interestingly, mean nothing. Nothing deeper than always siding with evil over good, right over wrong and lies over facts. Funny how the alleged secularism is put on hold for Islamist loons...

Here's a Youtube featuring the great Evan Sayet on "How [Left] Liberals Think". Via the Heritage Foundation.

So let me get this straight. You are kinda saying something like er, “I like Hamas?! Hamas? You kidding me?! No way, man! Absolutely not! No, Never. Not a chance. Nope. Yes". Check.

“That does not prevent me from speaking with Hamas people, as I have spoken with other people with whom I don't agree”. Avnery’s Weekly.

I bet it doesn't. Big 'effing surprise. So it’s just a point of view then? It always is in moral relativity land. Unless it’s the Jews right? They’re always judged rather harsh and relentlessly though, eh?

“It has not prevented me from being a guest at their homes, to exchange views with them and to try to understand them”. Avnery’s Weekly.

Ah, “understand” them. I can dig it, baby. Which part of "...we are going to kill all Jews and wipe Israel from the map” don’t you understand? Yep, understanding is a wonderful hobby for those who understand nothing and like it that way.

“Some of them I liked, some I did not”. Avnery’s Weekly.

So it's with strict conditions, eh?! I gotta like 'em! Er, which one's? So you liked the bomb makers but not the pedophiles? Yes, not all Islamic rapists, child killers and beyond belief depravity fanatics are easy to warm to at first. But keep on trying. Every Leftard and proxy Jihadist gets there eventually.

Back to Roger Kaputnik:“I just got back from the Middle East. Iranian people are the friendliest people I have ever met in my life”.

Of course, I’m sure they are. Especially seeing how half the population is secular or non-Muslim, or non-fundamental, most are under twenty-five years old or close, they dig Western freedom, music and fashion and most hate their hideous freak Islamist authorities. I never said otherwise.

It’s just the Iranian mass killers who hang retarded thirteen year old girls and over 4,000 gay people from construction cranes, when they’re not whipping into women, children and men in the streets, that I don’t want to be pals with. Sure, I’d be happy to shoot such vicious bullies and killers like the mad dogs they are, but that’s for another fun filled day, when the many beautiful people of Iran are truly free.

Again, good luck if you're perhaps into the absurd "Bush is Hitler!", "Fascist is Zionist!" thang, and any other by the numbers, fake blah-blah, woof-woof Pavlovian Marxist boredom. Why, I cannot imagine. And don't worry, I won't "believe the hype". But you obviously do.