Le Colonel Neville s’habille Tojours Pour le Diner. Semper Fi. Thomas Sowell: "There are three questions that I think would destroy most of the arguments on the left. The first is compared to what? The second is at what cost and the third is what hard evidence do you have?” Live free or die or both. Satirical empirical conservative. No, really.
Friday, 8 June 2007
Dear Fred, please send one Fred.
One Michael Jackson on display stand.
Dear Fred:
Please send one Fred and a Ready Rubbed Johnny Mathis as I just smoked my last one. Also find enclosed the Full Sized Michael Moore. I’m returning it as I don’t have the storage space, having only a single car garage. I have sent 673 margarine containers as required for the Michael Jackson Special Offer, Still in Box.
I need the new price lists for the Instant Kevin Spacey, the New Improved Hillary Clinton and the Easy to Assemble Jackie Kennedy. Please forward the Pack of 3 Harvey Keitels and the Pocket Sized David Letterman, one Matt Damon Kit, an Inflatable Pavarotti and a Reinforced Marlon Brando.
Yours simplistically:
Larry Homes 12 Tuba Place
Tiny Tokyo Town.
PS. Please send the Cardboard George Clooney immediately.
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