Wednesday, 15 April 2009

“Is he neutered, Michelle?” “No, Barry’s always walked kinda stiffly.”

"Look a puppy!" via hotair

Colonel Neville: Ah, the Farce Family. So 70 trained pets of the MSM watch a black and white man with an untrained black and white pet dog on a "look how green that lawn is!" Check and nuance. Do you think at this particular er, pressing moment, the Iranians, North Koreans, Russians and Chinese will take the President more or less seriously, when they see how well he commands an unruly pooch while amusing a laughable vast conga line of the sychopantic and flunky press corp?

Still, with those big ears he’s sooo cute! And so is the dog.

“Look a puppy! This is more incredible than anything else happening domestically or internationally! We gotta get more reporters and mobile news centres down here pronto! This is big! Damn those right wingers with their unimportant distractions!”

The MSM are consistently not the best in show. "Now they've all been spayed they're so docile, very easy to train and a breeze to handle. Mostly they just hang around and eat, sleep and poop."

The Onion finally gets around to satirising the Obama Messiah and his lapdog media pals, a little. The Onion: "Media can't find an angle on Obama's double homicide".

Excerpt: “What exactly is the news hook here?” asked Rick Kaplan, executive producer of the CBS Evening News. “Is this an upbeat human-interest story about a ‘day in the life’ of a bloodthirsty president who likes to kill people? Or is it more of an examination of how Obama’s unusual upbringing in Hawaii helped to shape the way he would one day viciously butcher two helpless citizens in their own home?”

“Or maybe the story is just that murder is cool now,” Kaplan continued. “I don’t know. There are a million different angles on this one.”

1 comment:

Eowyn said...

My dear Colonel,

Not sure if you were aware of the Tea Parties, here, in U.S.-land, of late.

Well, we ARE trying to reclaim our country. It's not easy. It requires actually showing up and saying something. LOL

Which I did.