Sunday, 14 September 2008

Local Muslim community protest against Islamic terrorism held in undisclosed elevator.

Yep, it was standing room only at the recent Muslim anti-terror protest. "What do we want? Blame everyone but ourselves! When do we want it? I'm not sure as I used my mobile for a bomb timer, but I know it's all the Jews fault!"

"I’m beginning to think that everything causes terrorism: 1. Free Speech. 2. Kermit the Frog. 3. Britney Spears. 4. The price of arugula. 5. Those stupid looking Smart Cars. 6. Women wearing sweatpants with “juicy” written on their bums. 7. Debates about Creationism/evolution. 8. The Oscars.

Everything causes terrorism, except you know, terrorists and their stupid beliefs". mjk on Hotair July 30, 2008.

“In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death”. Joan D. Vinge.

Mohammad: Alright. We’re all here then?

Mohammad: Allah Akbar!

Mohammad: Great. Ok. I think I speak for all of us when I say I totally condemn terrorism.

Mohammad: Absolutely, Roger, er Mohammad. Who doesn’t?

Mohammad: Thanks Mohammad. And I believe we all want to eliminate not only terrorists but the causes of terror as well?

Mohammad: Couldn’t agree more, old cheese.

Mohammad: And I believe that our Muslim scholars have identified both of these things.

Mohammad: Naturally. What hasn't the superior Islamic faith discovered? I mean our last big discovery was literally the idea of zero! And even less since! Ha, ha! But I digress. Now whose been cutting off all those heads and blowing up girls schools and so on?

Mohammad: I’m afraid it’s as our superior Islamic Universities suspected all along. It’s the Jews.

Mohammad: Excellent. So now we know what to protest about. I knew no Muslims were ever involved in terror. Outrageous!

Mohammad: So it’s unanimous then? Let the protest against terror begin!

Mohammad: Wait! We need a slogan!

Mohammad: Er, what about “Stop Terrorism! And really, it has nothing to do with Islam and Muslims, so don’t even think it. Not even a bit. No, really. It doesn’t. No. Even if you have millions of photographs, documents, a massive death toll and a crushing empirical Himalaya of profoundly researched and analytical evidence, it’s still not true. Just dismiss it. Please? Or we’ll kill you. And anyway, it’s all the Jews”.

Mohammad: It’s a bit long.

Mohammad: Ok, what about this one from Mohammad? “I am made triumphant through terror”.

Mohammad: I admit it’s got a certain sparkle , but anything else?

Mohammad: Here’s a Koran one. “Qur’an 3:151: "We shall cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve”.

Mohammad: It’s good but something more, I don’t know, short, catchy and to the point.

Mohammad: Hey! “Death to the Infidels! Allah Akbar!”

Mohammad: I like it!

“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth”. George Bernard Shaw.

“I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell”. Harry S. Truman.

And now for something completely the same, the Official Danish Apology to the many heartwarming Muslims who were outraged by pencil drawings, but curiously, not by a single murder, beheading, mutilation or bomb blast. Go figure.


Anonymous said...

It's just not fair Muslims are being pressured into becoming normal citizens of Australia like the Viets,Greeks,Italians and Jews before them.
If our Anti terror laws become any tougher on the terrorists and their supporters here Pretty soon all our Muslim and Arab community will have move to UK where they will feel more at home and where the Government there welcomes their anti social behavior.

Eowyn said...

Anomyous says: "It's just not fair Muslims are being pressured into becoming normal citizens ..."

Oh, yes. Now it's "pressure" to "become normal citizens."

Whatever happened to "normal citizens become normal citizens by following the rules of becoming normal citizens"?

Rules are made for a reason, yes? (And, anonymous, I'm only using your words to make a point. We're on the same page.)

My dear Colonel.

I would refer you to this post by a dear Canadian friend as background: --

-- as an example of the increasing insanity demanding increasing brain circuitry to process increasing demands on said brain circuitry. (If that makes sense.)

William of Ockham must be performing gymnastics in his grave.

I admit that I, as a mere mortal, suffer brain overload by merely trying to connect the dots between outright insanity and reality ... and I guess, what I'm asking here, is strategies to not only be able to absorb black-equals-white, and recognize it for what it is, but also how to answer it effectively.


A tall order, I realize.

But still.

"normal citizens"?

A death fatwa against a TV show that only seeks to reconcile husband-and-wife opinions?