Monday, 1 September 2008

Islamist Bore of The Week.













Recent critical reaction to the truly draining writing of Islamist boob, Sonja Karkar.



Well, the entries are in, Jim. And man, the competition for Islamist bore is fierce. Even though there are bigger and better Islamic cheerers, sadly, there can only be one loser er, winner. This week the honor goes to Sonja ‘down Fido’ Karkar. [Sonja Karkar is the founder and president of Women for Palestine in Melbourne, Australia. editor@australiansforpalestine.com]

Karkar. Too much and this is her name. Karkar by name, poo poo face by nature. I must tell Roger Assbiter and Suzy Creamcheese about it. Jesus Christ. Where do such intellectual odd balls roll from and how do they remain so unchallenged? Here's the Jewish Virtual Library on the myths about Israel.

Anyway, for Red Sonja, anything the Jewish people say, do or are, is apparently damning evidence of Jewish trickery and grist for her, er, mind. What a circus geek. Hey, and she apparently cares about the Australian Koori people. Surprisingly, I feel unconvinced.

The pro-Islamist is defined by partisan fakery and posturing. Any cipher will do. Thus Israel organizing soccer play-offs can be part of the conspiracy I guess. Er, gee Sonja, the Jews have achieved and continue to achieve and contribute to the world way beyond their numbers in everything from entertainment to science, to literature, technology and law etc. Conversely, a large part of the Muslim world continues to disappear evermore into a self-made vortex of stupidity, violence, failure and blame-shifting. Seems that's the problem to me.

Sonja reckons with classic breathtaking delusion, that it’s apparently the Jews who are mean by using effective means to keep on stubbornly surviving and not the 23 theocratic, military basket case monkey house combinations that have tried to destroy Israel for well, ever. Arab armies are almost uniquely stupid, while Israeli's who are not of the suicidal and treasonous left, are almost uniquely intelligent. The Nobel Prize winners score so far: There are 14 million Jews and they have 159. There are 1.2 billion Muslims, and they have 7. Here’s Sonja in seeming full taqiyaa mode:

”To counter this, Israel has established an Australian chapter of the Peres Centre for Peace which is endeavouring to cast Israel in the role of peacemaker, a role it has been unwilling to honour at the negotiating table. It is part of Israel's new public relations strategy to secure its legitimacy in the global community. Rather than the usual rounds of dialogue and conflict resolution, it is being done on a populist level through sporting activities and culture, and in Australia, where sport dominates so much of our cultural life and social inter-action; it is a powerful vehicle for projecting an intended image”.

Colonel Neville: Er, banana peels. The Jews don’t have to project through any image. They do it through massive positive and outstanding achievements. You can send me a list of Middle-Eastern Muslim achievements and contributions to the world maybe on the back of a postage stamp. Bombing, beheading, lies, big talk, easy oil parasitism, exporting terror and figs and oppressing your own people, don’t really count. And er, Muslims are attacking the Jews. Won't leave them alone, this being a constant source of reflection on the er, comparative inferiority of Muslim culture is it not? If the Israeli's seriously attacked, I mean seriously, they could flatten much of the surrounding Mid-East in a few days. Think of the Seven Day War etc. The title alone says it all, Furry.

Millions of Islamists or Muslims, take your pick, would destroy Israel and murder all Jews if they could, but naturally they can't, being so often profoundly, sorrowfully and laughably backward. After fulfilling their seeming only dream of being the Nazis many always have been, then Muslims would continue on opppressing and killing each other, as they always have. But please, do drool on.

Sonyuk: “The Centre, named after one of the more notorious Zionist architects of Palestinian ethnic cleansing, Shimon Peres,”

Colonel Neville: Ah, ethnic cleansing. Riiight. How many Jews and Christians or any other non-Muslim group across the Arabian Peninsula? None. All murdered. How many Muslims includingPalestinians and other non-Jews live in Israel enjoying full citizenship? About 150,000 and counting.

“...has already persuaded the Australian Football League (AFL) to include a friendly team of Israelis and Palestinians in their 18-team line up for this year's AFL International Cup. It has bedazzled the AFL administrators with the idea of people crossing all boundaries "for the simple love of the game" -- a notion that would never be entertained by a government at war with an enemy state and one that has been rejected when political pressure through sports' boycotts is deemed necessary to stop countries behaving oppressively. Nowhere else was this so effective than in South Africa's anti-apartheid struggle".

Sonja Karkar is the founder and president of Women for Palestine in Melbourne, Australia. Australians for Palestine".

Colonel Neville: Dig how pro-Islam folks tick all the politically correct boxes, just like any leftist activist and ironically Bin Laden too, who is into literally caring for the environment, just not the Infidels in it. Here’s Miss Wonderful again. Get a bucket, folks.

"Sonja Karkar, The Electronic Intifada, 7 March 2008.[1948.com.au.]

"Australian government continues its love affair with Israel.

So much for the new Australian government taking an even-handed position on Israel-Palestine. Before our politicians even warmed their seats in the new parliamentary sittings, Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd announced that he will lead a parliamentary motion to honour Israel on 12 March acknowledging Yom Ha'atzmaut, Israel's Independence Day. The opposition leader will second the motion. Then, celebrations will take place at a reception in the Mural Hall of Parliament House".

Colonel Neville: Well, one can honor actual achievement like medicine, neuroscience, physics, computing, communication, rule of law, human rights and just surviving a bloated stone fish headed embezzler gangster hijacker and closet homosexual rapist like Arafat. It’s so hard to honor easy oil money squandered on Western prostitutes, gold limos and terror, but many on the left try.

Karkar: “If Palestinians and their supporters had any hopes of a sympathetic hearing from the new Rudd government on the multiple human rights abuses being perpetrated by Israel in the Occupied Palestinian Territories, those hopes are now dashed. This year marks 60 years of Palestinian dispossession and displacement and a savage, relentless occupation that is smothering the lifeblood of the Palestinians while Israel celebrates its ill-gotten gains”.

Colonel Neville: I thought Arafat did that for forty years. Where did the millions go? Not a dollar spent on a school or hospital. Thus even Muslim terrorists get equal medical treatment in Israel, while captured Jews are murdered and literally torn into bloody pieces of flesh and paraded around the streets being licked by Palestinians, the world’s most imaginary people. Er, name me one Arab country that has allowed a single Palestinian refugee to become a citizen and access services? There are none I believe.

Son of Karkar: “Palestinians are starving in Gaza, Palestinians are being sold out in the West Bank, and Palestinians are dying. Their very existence is under threat. It is as simple and as awful as that”.

Colonel Neville: Er, when every Palestinian child from two years old is taught to want to murder Jews and commit suicide in a homicide bombing, whose selling out the lives of these children exactly?

Karkooky: “Every Australian ought to be asking why our prime minister and the parliament feel so humiliatingly obligated to Israel that they must go to these lengths to show their friendship with a foreign country that consistently violates international law, United Nations resolutions and human rights conventions”.

Colonel Neville: Er, because Israel is a successful modern and free democracy, and the only one in the intellectual, moral and humour free moonscape of dysfunction that is Sandland. And gee, recognise the corruption of the UN with its biggest block of 52 Islamic freak states who help pass a majority of resolutions that invariably condemn Israel and never true shit piles like Zimbabwe, Iran, Cuba, Sudan, Congo or North Korea etc? The UN sucks shit, like you Sonja.

Poo Poo again: “If supporting the Palestinian cause is too much to ask, then refusing to single Israel out for any kind of positive recognition would at least be sensitive to the Palestinians living here and their stateless nation's painful history. It is on a human wreckage of Palestinian lives that Israel celebrates its independence, honoured so gratuitously by the Australian government”.

Colonel Neville: Er, supporting Hamass means the murder of any and every Jew, don't it? And years of rocket launches? What exactly? Regards media recognition, we both know that's a mighty load of bullshit, don't we? Our MSM reeks with pro-'Palestinian', pro-Hamas, pro-Islamist creeps and various other Central Casting Jew-haters and Israel loathers. Israel is singled out exclusively 24 hours of everyday for well, attacks of bog standard Jew-hatred. Are you thicker than cheese whiz?

Sonny: “Such demonstrations of affection are not new. Former Prime Minister John Howard had already fostered this extraordinary bond when he declared Australia as Israel's closest friend. Many of his ministers followed suit and none was more accommodating than former Foreign Minister Alexander Downer when he said that he wore Israel as "a badge of honour" even as Israel's war planes decimated the Lebanese landscape in 2006.

True to form, Israel has rewarded its friends with facile honours”.

Colonel Neville: Facile? You’d know. Sonja has all the substance of a furball. Why do so many Muslim er, 'spokespeople' present themselves as so lacking in not only a sense of honor, but of style, and are so devoid of any trace of humor or indeed it seems, self-reflection?

Sonjah: “John Howard received two in one year. He was awarded the Jerusalem Prize from the World Zionist Organization and he had a forest named after him in the Negev by the Jewish National Fund, which specializes in acquiring property for "the purpose of settling Jews on such lands." These lands are the subject of legal proceedings brought by the now displaced indigenous Bedouins of the Negev who are being "moved out" for the exclusive benefit of Jews worldwide who want to live in Israel. Although these Bedouins live in what is now called Israel, 45 of their villages are not recognized by the state and have never received even the most basic amenities”.

Colonel Neville: Any reason that all Arabs haven’t shared around their massive oil revenues? Israel has no oil. It’s only assets are brains and co-operation. Egypt receives more aid than Israel and look at Cairo. And Egypt is one vast urinal with the most outstanding architecture built several thousand yeas ago. And why can’t a single Jew live safely outside of Israel in any Muslim country when many nationalities live in Israel? Well, because many Muslims want to murder Jews. And the reason for that is that every Islamofascist is an intellectual and moral retard.

Sunny Jim: “All this falls hard on the heels of the new prime minister's moving apology to our own indigenous people and raises many questions about the sincerity of that momentous gesture. The similarity between the grievous losses suffered by both peoples -- the Aborigines and the Palestinians -- is not fanciful. Both peoples have been the hapless victims of the great white colonial enterprise and in both cases; it would have succeeded brilliantly, if these people would have just disappeared. But it is not so easy to kill off people and their dreams”.

Colonel Neville: But you’ll keep on trying? Hey, outrageous false dichotomy comparing Palestinians and Aboriginals. Gee, do ya think that's just fraudulently aligning things?

Dead Sonja: “Official reports by human rights organizations documenting Israel's violations in the Occupied Palestinian Territories provide enough evidence to challenge the appropriateness of any country aligning itself with Israel. The words "apartheid" and "ethnic cleansing" are beginning to enter mainstream consciousness after being given voice by former US President Jimmy Carter and Archbishop Desmond Tutu. Finally, the consciences of people are being stirred”.

Colonel Neville: Ah, Jimmy thanks for the Arab millions in my bank account Carter? And Desmond the clueless neo-leftard Tutu much? Desmond left his barrow in the market place of non-ideas, bub. Yeah, real quality support.

Sump oil Sonyak: “To counter this, Israel has established an Australian chapter of the Peres Centre for Peace which is endeavouring to cast Israel in the role of peacemaker, a role it has been unwilling to honour at the negotiating table”.

Colonel Neville: Yeah, offering Arafat 95% of what he alleged he wanted was a big mistake, cos’ then Arafat could no longer hold onto his gangster fiefdom. He was always a bullshitter, never failing to shit on everything and everyone. But for many an Arab and Muslim, life is a zero sum game. All or nothing at all. Thus millions of Muslims largely have a whole lot of nothing but the luck of oil.

Son Outhouse: “It is part of Israel's new public relations strategy to secure its legitimacy in the global community. Rather than the usual rounds of dialogue and conflict resolution, it is being done on a populist level through sporting activities and culture, and in Australia, where sport dominates so much of our cultural life and social interaction; it is a powerful vehicle for projecting an intended image”.

Colonel Neville: Ya dopey wee wee pants. You have an uncanny ability to seemingly drivel by the paragraph. Maybe you really believe it? Yikes! Israel is legitimate except to the lying, murdering Islamist shitballs of Iran, Gaza and well, all those other wonderful holiday destinations.

Sunny: “The Centre -- named after one of the more notorious Zionist architects of Palestinian ethnic cleansing, Shimon Peres -- has already persuaded the Australian Football League (AFL) to include a friendly team of Israelis and Palestinians in their 18-team line up for this year's AFL International Cup.

It has bedazzled the AFL administrators with the idea of people crossing all boundaries "for the simple love of the game", a notion that would never be entertained by a government at war with an enemy state and one that has been rejected when political pressure through sports' boycotts is deemed necessary to stop countries behaving oppressively. Nowhere else was this so effective than in South Africa's anti-apartheid struggle”.

Colonel Neville: Er, while ya busy boycotting Israel, don’t use a computer luv. The Jews developed the chip in it. Don’t SMS cos' Jews invented that too, and don’t seek medical care at the only source of advanced medical care in the region: Israel. No, they didn’t steal it, they created, developed and made it and then sent it into the world. Maybe they could try it, instead of whining and murder? Couldn't hurt.

Betty Poop: “Regrettably, our leaders will continue to pursue their self-serving policies until ordinary, decent people force them to accept that our common humanity is worth more than the lucrative deals that bring such enormous profits to the multinational corporations, and from which many governments benefit. It is by no means impossible. Just as people brought down the apartheid regime in South Africa, the people can bring down the ethnically divisive Zionist regime in Israel as well. This is why the word "apartheid" so rattles Israel's supporters”.

Colonel Neville: Yeah, rattled. Whatever. Maybe cos it’s Islamic cum leftist bullshit. You must be rattled by the words “achievement”, “intelligence” "good writing" and “attractive” because they also maybe don’t apply to you.

Sonny Poop: “However, we have a long way to go, especially when governments insist on continuing their love affairs with Israel. In the meantime, al-Nakba, the Palestinian catastrophe of dispossession and displacement, is being accelerated. This crime against humanity is what needs to be acknowledged in our Parliament, not a motion honouring Israel. The Australian "fair go" that our prime minister so fondly embraces, has never sounded so hollow or sunk so low. Sonja Karkar is the founder and president of Women for Palestine in Melbourne, Australia”.

Colonel Neville: Not as low as you present yourself, surely? If the largely often useless, hopeless Muslim states just left Israel the fuck alone, and instead concentrated on actually doing something themselves that they could then amazingly then offer to the world, then maybe one day they would be adult cultures like the Israel, instead of crippled idiot and criminal minded one's like Iran and Saudi Arabia etc, those monsters from the abyss of Hamas and Hezbollah.

Until then, almost no-one gives a damn, and maybe that’s why so many millions of Muslims have to talk so loud and boastful and murder people. It’s the only way you can ever get any attention. Apart from flooding the West with 100 billion dollars of petrodollar funding for the disease of vampire Wahabism that is.

Now correct me if I’m wrong? But I seem to be getting the feeling that you don’t really well, er, like Jews that much? And you appear to loathe the very existence of Israel. Am I right? Maybe I missed the love for the Jewish people? Or maybe it's all just a dream. Yes, that's it, it's a dream. I may go just have some of that nice blueberry pie. Yes, blueberry pie.

So if you're a naughty filler of the vomit bucket you could win Islamist bore or Jew-hating jihadist of the week! Sadly we don't award prizes, as I've always felt that mediocrity is its own reward. Thanks for playing anyway, you sad propagandist chuckleheads. Cheerio and keep the pure gold and laughs coming.

3 comments:

Cappy said...

Peals of derisive laughter, Bruce, for the KarKar. What a bucket of wombat vomit.

Anonymous said...

Hey Colonel ,Sonia Karkar's Hubby is a Barrister you could be sued for telling the truth...

H0sten said...

Excellent blog! Glad I found it. Will read it regularly.