Roland Jabbour jabbers in the freaking sewer of Hezbollah TV.

Roland Jabbour in drag, shows some possible station promo slogans for Al Manar, the premier Hezbollah station on your dial! Wake up to the great breakfast feel of Islamic insanity! All this week, watch for your chance to win a rocket launcher and a romantic getaway for two lucky homicide/suicide bombers in love! Think Islamic terrorists and think romance and fun, fun, fun!





Hey, ya know there’s an Australian Arab Council? How bazaar. Boom tish! Anyway, they’re a fun site, if you dig the usual humourless tripe of blame shifting and Jew hatred. Apparently the sandwiches are good. They’re Kosher.

From the ACC on Palestine:

“For over 50 years now, the Palestinians have been subject to a harsh and inhumane Israeli rule. As Australians, we urge the government to work towards an unconditional end to Israel’s continuing, and illegitimate, violations of Palestinian human rights”.

Colonel Neville: Gee, what a surprise. No mention of the Palestinians living under the gangster child killer perverts of Hamas and decades under Arafat the manipulative super liar, embezzler closet gay and out of the closet hijacker. And golly, no mention of virtually every Middle East poop pile taking turns at trying to kill all Jews and destroy Israel. Maybe a typo?

Here’s the AAC on Iraq. Oh yes. I fixed a few speeling mistakes. They may need to update by about several years I believe:

“The AAC has worked hard to heighten awareness in Australia of the effects of sanctions on the Iraq people, and advocated for the lifting of the sanctions to facilitate rebuilding of infrastructure and the availability of medicines and essential services”.

Colonel Neville: Funny, I don’t remember a lot of Arab condemnation of Saddam over his thirty odd year totalitarian fascistic reign. It must have been on the funny pages. I love that Bristow. Isn’t he great?

Yes, the Arab nations did so much to free the Iraqi’s and build a civil society. Though I guess you can’t get more focused on Iraqi families than blowing up their pet markets, schools and child slavery, can you?

But enough laughs courtesy of the Arab Aluminium Siding Council. What got my sickened attention, like stumbling across a traditional Middle Eastern castrated boys market, was the following story of how unbelievably, Indonesia kindly beams the Hezbollah run TV station Al Manar into Australia. You know Indonesia? The majority Muslim neo-vortex and unstable neighbour of 200 million people to our North.

I dunno. I feel that Hezbollah setting up shop comfortably in Indonesia says it all, really. What muscular reaction are we a’ flexing about it? Search me. Maybe we’re threatening to put starch in the shorts the Indonesian Embassy staff.



From Naomi Levin. Australian Jewish News.

“B’nai B’rith Anti-Defamation Commission president John Searle criticised remarks by the chairman of the Australian Arabic Council.

The chairman of the Australian Arabic Council (AAC) has been accused of breaching the Racial Discrimination Act with comments he made about the Hezbollah-run television station al-Manar, which continues to be broadcast in Australia”.

Colonel Neville: Yes, the Act that has brought us all so much closer together by forbidding any critical analysis of mere ideas.

Judaism, Christianity, Buddhism and most every other belief has weathered and grown from long periods of criticism, except for Islam. Islam wouldn’t likely last the year as it is if it was seriously exposed for what it is. To critique Islam is to reveal that it's completely 100% hideous and utterly irredeemable. Thus ANY criticism is unacceptable. Any honest analysis if accepted, would destroy the mountain of lies and shit that is Islam.

Now I do mind what people say, but as long as they can be answered, dismantled and if required, completely destroyed in the free market of ideas and truth, I can dig it. And if fully armed and dangerous and supporting of those that are, that’s a different angle entirely, innit?

Islamism is like Nazism and Communism, in how it effectively uses our open society so effectively as the very tool with which to destroy it.

“Roland Jabbour told The AJN last week that he stands by the comments he made to The Age (21/08), that in the context of Israel’s “crimes”, it was acceptable for al-Manar to call Jewish people “the offspring of apes and pigs” and to resurrect the ancient myth of blood libel.

Colonel Neville: Nice. Well, he would. Israel's "crimes", eh? At least he’s a seemingly consistent as per usual apparent Islamist creep, the apes and pigs being a core view of the Krazy Koran an' all. Ok, caveat number A9/12G. Not all Muslims are creeps. Of course not. Muslims have no choice. Most are just like you and I, if we were Muslims...

That blood libel and apes/pigs drivel are core fantasy’s for the fuel of Muslim fanaticism. Islam itself is the engine. Always has been. The little engine that could.

“I said you need to see those comments in the context of the State of Israel and the ongoing conflict in the region. I thought it was reasonable,” Jabbour told The AJN”.

Colonel Neville: The only er, “context” is that this is the reality of the morally and intellectually retarded mind set of millions of Muslims worldwide towards the Jewish people.

Funny isn’t it, how the criminal minds of the fraudulent and irrational like to protest their utter inhumanity is er, “reasonable?” Before this, Rolland Jabber was I imagine, one of those moderate community leaders we hear so much about, but never actually witness. Rollover Jibber is merely a classic standard Islamist mediocrity. The chances of Jabs coming up with an original idea of any positive merit are it seems, precisely zero.

“He said that while he would never speak about Jewish people like that, “we need to see [the comments] as directed to the State of Israel, not directed to Jews”.

Colonel Neville: Oh, that's all ok then. No. Er, isn’t the state of Israel made up of er, Jews? What a phony. What a sleazebag. What a Hezbollah fan.

“He said that in broadcasting anti-Semitic and anti-Israel views into Australia, the network was exercising its right to free speech".

Colonel Neville: Er, no. Bollocks. And the key words are “broadcasting anti-Semitic and anti-Israel views into Australia”. Yeah anyone can babble on here as many obviously can, and I for one will always defend their right to be a dirty pro-Islamist fucker and a Jew hating geek. Though I would never say that.

Ah, the absurdity and fraud of a clueless Islamist mind is a thing to behold. Sadly, for many millions, the concepts of depth, decency, truth, maturity and the rational, go right over their heads and interest them not. Just following the ravings of Mohammad like blind mice into an abyss of bigotry, ignorance, dysfunction and violence is the thang for millions of Muslims. What it must be like to live there for healthy, regular folks, I can only almost never read about.

But I digress.

“By supporting a station to be aired in Australia, we are not supporting the things that it says, we are simply saying that if somebody says something that we are not happy with, then that is the whole issue with freedom of expression,” Jabbour argued”.

Colonel Neville: Excellent Taquiyaa there, Jabby. What a shithead sheik. All total lies and nonsense of course. Like many a boob, he can’t come out completely and say it. Yet. It's a God damned Hezbollah station!

“The broadcaster, he said, was not supporting terrorism, but he concurred that Hezbollah, a proscribed terrorist group in Australia, operated the station”.

Colonel Neville: Oh, nuance. He was not? But he does then? What a phony. What perverted logic. What a schlemiel. What went wrong? We caved, baby.

“Peta Jones Pellach, an expert in interfaith relations, said that Judaism does not believe free speech is an “overriding right”. “Speech is described as a powerful force that must be exercised with restraint and sensitivity,” she said.

Colonel Neville: I beg to differ. What’s needed is a more ass kicking response. Or AAC kicking response. What a shower of sheesh. Lift the rock off and out they scuttle.

“Pellach said that if Jabbour believed in free speech, he should use it for good, rather than evil”.

Colonel Neville: Yeah, that's also one of my favourite Maxwell Smart lines about a KAOS scientist who developed an ear wax that killed! And even more unlikely.

Jabs doesn’t believe in frickin’ free speech. That my dear is what is known a broad daylight ploy and diversionary tactic. Concentrate on what Muslims do, not on what they say, per se.

But other than that trip down suppressed memory lane, Pellach sadly sounds well, lame. El Lame O, actually. And this is the problem. Why the measured and polite tea party responses to such a toilet sneak as Jabber the what the fuck?

It’s kinda like this:

“Dear London Times: I very rarely put pen to paper, but I feel in this instance I just had to! This Mr Goebbels fellow being allowed on the radio has offended all sense of proprietry and good manners when he said he would continue murdering millions in Europe. The man is unbearable.

I demand that the Times asks for a written apology from the Nazi Minister in the strongest possible terms, or both myself and my Aunt Dolly will cancel our subscription forthwith. You have been warned! Yours sincerely, Cyril Peanuts-Farce”.

This is what is known as a dead paradigm scetch. Myself I prefer to call freaky geeks floating in the goat bowels of Mohammedism just "What it is! What it is!" Creepy potato heads that maybe couldn’t make it this far outside of the inbred world of pro-Islamist propaganda mills, like the AAC appears to be, are a boring drag on a good day.

Hey, I could be wrong. Maybe Jabbs is a handsome brute, damn popular with attractive, professional and free feminist women and a real drawcard at parties.

He has a rapier wit and is currently writing what may just turn out to be the Great Arab Novel. Jabs has a light touch in anecdote and a mysterious charisma, that seems to draw the best of the best in the creative and scientific fields to him. Kids love Rolls for his self effacing and irreverent humour. Ya never know. He just happens to be a pro-Hezbollah TV freak as well. Go figure.

“The freedom of speech he enjoys here could much better be used to inform citizens of the Arab world, who do not have access to such information, that this is a scandalous libel and spreading it does not further the cause of the Arab people or Islam.”

Colonel Neville: Yeah, Islamist loons would be so unaware of that. Check. No. Sheesh. This IS spreading the "cause of the Arab people and Islam"[!]

“Meanwhile, the Executive Council of Australian Jewry (ECAJ) acted in the strongest possible way last week, calling for an urgent meeting with Communications Minister Senator Stephen Conroy to discuss al-Manar’s broadcast in Australia”.

Colonel Neville: Ooh, heavy! Er, no. That’s not really the “strongest possible way” now is it, surely? If that’s all you’ve got, give up now, kid. I for one do not plan to dig my own fucking grave, though many of my fellow citizens nauseatingly seem ready to, by horrible increments of Sharia Creep.

Chuck Heston to Mathias in The Omega Man: “Build coffins. That’s all you’ll need”.

“The letter said that Jabbour’s statements indicated “the insidious influence of al-Manar’s programs and their ability to foment hatred of Jews in Australia”.

Colonel Neville: It ain’t helping, but no. I imagine they mostly foment pre-fomented freaks, really. So what are you going to do that will effectively counter Jibby the er, "anti-Israel" but ha, ha, allegedly not a Jew hating turnip knob then?

Hey, what am I going to do? Like the mass of voiceless citizen patriots, 'eff all effective. Give me a damn column in the AJN and then I can maybe start to take such chuckleheads down a little. Couldn’t hurt.

There are three great conservative libertarian and humorous bloggers in Australia. Or are there? Tim Blair, Andrew Bolt and that Colonel Neville bloke is better. Hey, I could be wrong, but I just enjoyed writing it. Anything for a laugh says I. No, hang on. I am pretty hip and groovy and I’m not fattening or expensive, at least yet.

“The ECAJ also joined with the Zionist Federation of Australia (ZFA) to urge Jabbour to retract his remarks, which they said contravened Part IIa of the Racial Discrimination Act.

“We invite and urge you to dissociate yourself and your council from the remarks and ... to publicly withdraw them and to apologise to the Jewish community for the deep offence and hurt that you have caused,” the letter reads.

Colonel Neville: Yeah, tough words. Or perhaps, “Hey Roland, you stink, ya pro-Hezbollah poop head fuck”. Where's Joe Pesci when ya need him, huh? Rolly should be able to drool what he likes and anyone should be able to answer him freely. That's free speech. Or speach. Or a peach.

“Last week other Jewish groups echoed the ECAJ and ZFA in condemning Jabbour’s comments and calling for a ban of al-Manar. John Searle, president of the B’nai B’rith Anti-Defamation Commission called Jabbour’s comments “dishonest”, “un-Australian” and said they “undermine our multicultural society”.

Colonel Neville: Sorry, but this the intrinsic horror of multiculturalism as it invariably morphs into multi-cultism. We don’t all make daisy chains together cos someone caught a flight over. Multiculturalism as opposed to integration is undermining...of the host culture then everyone else.

“He said Jabbour should apologise or resign from the AAC to “pave the way for the appointment of a chairperson who is capable of working towards a harmonious, multicultural society”.

Colonel Neville: Balls. Dreams of harmony are bound to dissapoint upon waking. Jabbooby should be cut down to size by some serious scribes and so on, and then go fuck himself. Put yourself out there as pro-Hezbollah broadcasting and an example of er, "free speech" and expect a blast, baby. No pun intended.

“Dr Colin Rubenstein, executive director of the Australia/Israel & Jewish Affairs Council, said Jabbour’s comments “reek of fringe extremism”. Dr Danny Lamm, president of the State Zionist Council of Victoria, also condemned Jabbour’s comments and called on the Federal Government to do whatever it could to prevent al-Manar broadcasting into Australia.

Colonel Neville: He ain’t “fringe extremism” exactly. It’s mainstream in much of the Muslim world, wherever that world may be. Though Jabber certainly does reek.

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Ted speaks: “Victoria’s Opposition Leader Ted Baillieu even weighed into the debate, and called on Kevin Rudd to convince the Indonesian government to stop using its satellite to beam al-Manar to Australia”.

Colonel Neville: Good luck then.

“I would encourage the Prime Minister to use his special relationship with the Indonesian government to highlight the dangers of broadcasting networks that incite violence, vilification and terrorist activities,” Baillieu said”.

Colonel Neville: Ah, the old special relationship with a largely corrupt government. That means they try not to laugh when you leave the room. Again, good luck and bon voyage.

“The Australian Communications and Media Authority is currently investigating al-Manar”.

Colonel Neville: Why does that give me so very few feelings of confidence?

Like the confidence I need in a deodorant.