Wednesday, 10 September 2008
There’s a lot of bullshit on the prairie.
Test audience reaction to the lovable new Muslim sitcom, 'Wanted Double Child Murderer' tested through the roof, of the Mosque! 45% of Islamist killers said they loved it and the other 50% said they wanted to kill the other 45%. The remaining 5% said it was a rip-off of Little Mosque on the Prairie. [No, this really is a show. Here's Mark Steyn on same.]
Nahahaha Mahoyhoyhee, pictured seventy third from the right, said she found it offensive to Islam. Not the show, but the actual word "it". "I will keel anyone who says it!", she said with a sparkle. "Oops! I must die!"
In the new Muslim drama, ‘Wanted Double Child Murderer’, Roger Mohammad Wilson plays the part of a devout Muslim Father struggling to shoot his two average daughters in the back of a car. Roger says he took the part to counter the stereotype of the wacky, fun loving and wry Muslim Father, fighting with a smile the natural intolerance of the Western host country that actually has an immigration policy.
This bigoted view of the cheerful Muslim always ready with a witty comeback to yet another stupid Infidel, has been unfairly promoted by government funded TV broadcasters who naturally feed off the long tradition of light hearted Islamic situation comedies and cuddly Hamas children's shows that love child killers. [No, really.]
Roger noted the enormous success and popularity of such shows with Islamic values and themes such as ‘Blind Date with a Blind Imam’, ‘Blankety Blank Mohammad’, ‘Dhimmi Celebrity Blow Up’, ‘Child Camel Jockey Race Around the World’ and ‘Kill That Jew’. Such programs have shown a more realistic and rounded Islamic reality, more so than the minority easy going one that is the usual image shown in the Western media.
Sadly, many in the Muslim community fear that naturally inferior Western infidels, kaffirs and blasphemers, especially non-Left Liberal Christians and Jews, still misunderstand Islam, with their unfair and "racist" criticism of tomorrow’s beheadings and bomb blasts.
“Improvised Urban Explosive Device detonations especially, are often taken out of context”, says Roger, who plays the lovable Mohammad Mohammad in 'Wanted Double Child Murderer'.
In the high rating Islamist comedy, Roger's character goes by the nickname Chuckles, as he attempts to highlight a more nuanced view of insane, low IQ killers on the run. The show revolves mostly around the comical murders, mayhem and other wacky daily Jihadist plots, that occur each episode in the colourfully named Death to the Unbelievers Mosque.
The series examines how the ignorant locals, mostly white Christians and Jews, regularly "misunderstand" their Muslim neighbours as they take the regular Islamist death threats and kidnappings "out of context".
'Wanted Double Childer Murderer' is set in the imaginary town of Delusion, Massachusetts. It originally began as a PBS program titled 'The Wonderful World of Yasser Arafat'.
Roger plays a typical everyday Islamist, who struggles to maintain not only a fake cover while secretly banking Saudi funds, but also the laundering of local money raised through organised crime and various phony charity organisations.
“What man doesn’t want to provide the best for his Jihadist cell? That’s where a lot of the great sitcom “misunderstandings” come in. There are some really great laughs there.
But seriously, I was drawn to this part because at last I could show the true face of Islam. It’s frustrating that when most people hear the word Islam, they smile and automatically say “Hey, I’d love some more of that Islam! Have you got a Koran on you?” If only people could see the reality of Islam as I do”, says Roger.
I asked Roger exactly what he would like people to realise about Islam and perhaps take away with them from the show.
“I’d be happy if folks just realise that Islam wants you all dead, even your own daughters”, he said with a wicked smile.