Monday, 29 September 2008

"A planet where apes evolved from men? There’s got to be an answer."

In Planet Of The Apes, Chuck famously finds Bin Laden's cave and forces Osama down to the beach, where the shit of the desert promptly becomes enraged at the sight of Nova in a rag bikini. "Infidel blasphemer!" yells the old bladder in a bag, fraud, pervert and weirdy beardy. In Beneath the Planet Of The Islamofascists, er, Apes, Chuck shoots Iran's President Armachimphead dead as the President of hell on earth grovels pantless while worshiping The Holy War Bomb. It's a classic! "You bloody baboon!" says Chuck aptly in the final scene.

"There's got to be an answer". And there is an answer. The answer is Islam, communism and Marxist product sodden left liberalism. Put ‘em all together and whatta ya got? An upside down monkey planet madhouse. Your standard Planet Of The Apes. Chuck was right and not just about Dr Zaius.

“You dirty...I oughta kill you right now”. Taylor.

“It still doesn’t give me the why. A planet where apes evolved from men? There’s got to be an answer”. Taylor.

“Don’t look for it Taylor, you may not like what you find”. Dr Zaius.

Hey yeah, now dig. The Taliban and Hamas ad nauseum are not anomalies of Islam. No siree. They ARE Islam. Just like the SS were Nazism and Stalin was and still is the natural and logical high point of totalitarian Soviet communism. Thus the rag-headed freaks of the nihilist child torturing rapist Taliban, murder one of Afghanistan’s top female Senior Police Officer’s because she was a woman, and especially because she was a modern woman and the head of the Department of Crimes Against Women. "We killed Malalai Kakar," Yousuf Ahmadi told the AFP news agency. "She was our target, and we successfully eliminated our target."

"Anyone who calls themselves Taliban and Hamas et al, should be dead". The Colonel Neville Doctrine.

“Of course there's room for Hamass!” Tony two-tone Blair in answer to whether there’s room for Hamass in negotiations for and within a two state final solution. Oops, not officially final yet! Nope, though Sharia Creep is making great progress in Britain. Come on. Tony the official asshat wearer won’t be put to task by anyone in power or the MSM on his ah, how can I put this?, willful and deliberate naïve contempt for reality regards Israel and the Jewish people, which makes Tony Blair a dangerous dhimmi bastard and well, an enemy of Israel now don’t it?

But dig, swingin’ hepcats. Tony’s sucking successor, the beyond belief Gordon Brown gave this hard to believe speech to the ah, nation apparently wishing all Britain well on the eve of St. Crispin’s, oops, sorry no, wishing all of Britain well on ah, er, gee, Ramadan! No, really. Which reminds me of an old medieval joke via The Goodies. A Norman goes into a tavern and says “Do you serve sucking pig?” And the owner says “Mate, we serve sucking anybody!” Boom-tish!

And here are wonderful Muslims and blacks in the UK grooming British children for prostitution.

In the Middle-East they apparently don’t design, develop or manufacture a single car but they have er, plans for it. Now places in Africa make cars. Much of Asia makes cars, but in Saudi Arabia where a lot of oil apparently comes from, they prefer to ban women from driving the cars they’ll never be able to create themselves. But they do love to put bombs in ‘em and then detonate two in succession at girls schools.

Oh yeah, in Britain they love to drive around raving just like that pervert child rapist Mohammad. Yes, they love driving a car made in Japan while screaming through a microphone made in Japan and putting it out on the Internet developed by Americans, on a computer chip and software developed by Jews from Israel and America. Hmmmm. Though I believe the bed sheet daywear and the filth of the Krazy Koran come exclusively from the creative types in Sandland.

It’s funny innit? The enemy within of hideous Islamists is not seriously or honestly discussed by our authorities and most of our MSM except to excuse, cover, support, fund and lie for Islamofascism or mostly attack law-abiding citizens and patriots for noticing the terrifying facts. A riot, no? In France, Norway, Britain and hell, most everywhere they have any proportion of Muslims, it's a riot every night.

“Cornelius was right Doctor. He proved it, Man was here first. You owe him your science your culture, whatever civilisation you’ve got”. Taylor.

And here are the awesome facts of American economic superiority and the superior free culture that can create this in the first place. Now here’s something that encapsulates nearly everything you need to know about many a left liberal twit and radical and their resurgent Marxism via decades of indoctrination.

They will kids, most often champion someone who has never achieved anything proven beyond the perverted and destructive.  They will largely side with evil and what  invariably ends in total failure, even if it's the complete opposite of what they originally claimed they care about. As a YouTube commenter said of Sean Penn's love affair with Chavez, this is known as "making the world a better place".

Anyone productive and with something proven and wanted by other people which actually does make the world a better place, is by the mere fact of their achievements, either ignored or reviled and usually by default. You can prove this with a simple formula I call the Reagan/Che Inversion. This is where the greater the empirical achievements of Reagan are, the greater the hatred of Ronnie and the greater the worshiping of Che the child killer's image by a leftard.

Yep, Ron did indeed make some flawed to wrong headed and plain clueless decisions, not to the level of Jimmy Saudi whore and anti-Semite give global Iranian Jihad a hand Carter the farter, or Bill spray it loud and deny jihad facts and force banks to finance ACORN home loans to welfare clods Clinton. Yep, venal fraud is largely for heroes of the Democrat left like Bill, Jimmy and Democratic Senator Byrd, the semi ex-KKK member.

Sadly, the Gipper's massive public, private and personal achievements are mostly ignored, dismissed and largely unknown for many. For Carter and Clinton, their utter failure at virtually everything but evil and perjury are held up as great and noble achievements. Go figure. Excluding Castro and the parasitical vampire members of Fidel's gangster fiefdom, any international criminal syndicate members and celebrities, or the lucky Cubans who have made it to Miami, the actual number of people made free, prosperous and happy by Che the child killer Guevara equals

The number of people made free and able to be prosperous and happy by Ronald Reagan, being one of the few public figures to recognize and loudly state the empirical and inherent evil of totalitarian Marxist socialist communism, and then act accordingly in part by bankrupting the Soviet Empire in an arms race, is around one billion people.

The number of people including young unarmed boys shot in the head by Che the child murdering sadist, and men and women personally beaten to death with a baseball bat by Che , raped, tortured in Che’s self designed concentration camps and shot by personal firing squad by Che is in the hundreds to thousands. The number of people personally saved by Ronald Reagan the life guard and champion athlete is around seventy.

The number of things said by Che that were not vacuous platitudes, insane violent threats, worth a damn or that were not perfect examples of a bloated egotistical narcissism, a sadist and super incompetent coward is around zero. Ditto for any examples whatsoever of any reality based normality, wit, warmth, humor, charm or humility.

The number of things said by Ronald Reagan that are timeless principles of truth, proven facts, empirical, insightful, useful, self-deprecating, funny, witty and filled with a genuine love of humanity and freedom are countless. Thus to a left liberal and radical Che the child killer Guevara is naturally always a hero and Reagan is not. Never. Even after destroying a vast totalitarian gulag. Nope. Che the coward wins every time because he created a gulag and nothing more. This is known as a the ugly core of the left. There's nothing else there really.

The more Reagan achieved, the more he is attacked ad hominem. The more exposure there is of Che’s sadistic nihilist evil doing and the more documented the abyss of his non-existent achievements are, the more his purely fake image is elevated and paid even greater celebrity homage by celebrity twits.

The same lack of principal applies to Norman Borlaug, who rather quietly helped feed billions of people through his application of science fact and humanity. Borlaug fed billions and is largely unknown. Whereas Rachel Carson and her profoundly discredited book Silent Spring, has meant perhaps 60 million Africans have died and millions more disabled by malaria because she kindly got DDT banned. Hey, she sold a lot of books though! Shared the royalties with the dead?! No.

She banned the only known available and effective way of virtually eradicating massive disease carrying mosquitoes down to less than 1% infection rates or 0%, and all without proven evidence of any danger? Of course, if there was a vast plague of mosquitoes in Los Angeles or her neighborhood, she would not have.

Using the same formula, another leftard hero is the Environmental Defense Funds Michael Oppenheimer and I quote “...We have to stop these Third World countries right where they are.” You know, to save the world, dig? Not their personal world, but Mike’s personal world view. What a dirty leftist illiberal liberal elitist fucker. Hey, dig Al Gore’s idling air conditioned limousine. His chromed steed awaits the Sun King.

“He knew all the time. Long before you found your cave, He knew. guardian of the faith; defender of the terrible secret. That’s it, isn’t it Doctor?” Taylor.

Yes, the terrible, terrible open secrets of the Islamic Terrorism Timeline. This link is a truly great piece and er, mostly very much correct. I'm sure you can dig which parts in the minority I may not er, agree with because they ah, ain't correct. But dig, with that small caveat, it is a vast and spectacular roll call of harsh and hideous facts. It's an incredible and awesome achievement. That's the Prophet of Doom, folks.

“What I know of man was written long ago sent down by the greatest ape of all. our Lawgiver”. Dr Zaius.

“Beware the beast, man, for he is the Devils pawn. Alone among gods primates he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yay. he will murder his brother to possess his brothers land. Let him ot breed in great numbers for he will make a desert of his home and yours, Shun him and drive him back into his jungle lair for he is the harbinger of death”. Cornelius.

“How about coming along? It’s better than going to jail for heresy”. Taylor.

“His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him even himself”. Dr Zaius.

And that’s your average Islamist bastard geek right there. Here’s a favorite bit from Islam in action blog, on the facts of Islam coming soon to a theater near you. Yep, to burn it down.

“Islam is not the religion of peace, it is the religion of violence.

As long as the Muslim population remains around 1% of any given country they will be regarded as a peace-loving minority and not as a threat to anyone. In fact, they may be featured in articles and films, stereotyped for their colorful uniqueness:

Nation % Muslim
United States 1.0%
Australia 1.5%
Italy 1.5%
Norway 1.8%
Canada 1.9%
China 2.0%

At 2% and 3% they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs:

Nation % Muslim
Denmark 2.0%
United Kingdom 2.7%
Germany 3.7%
Spain 4.0%
Thailand 4.6%

From 5% on they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. They will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature it on their shelves — along with threats for failure to comply. (United States).

Nation % Muslim
Switzerland 4.3%
Philippines 5.0%
Sweden 5.0%
The Netherlands 5.5%
Trinidad and Tobago 5.8%
France 8.0%

At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islam is not to convert the world but to establish Sharia law over the entire world. When Muslims reach 10% of the population, they will increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions (Paris –car-burnings). Any non-Muslim action that offends Islam will result in uprisings and threats (Amsterdam - Mohammad cartoons).

Nation % Muslim
Guyana 10.0%
India 13.4%
Israel 16.0%
Kenya 10.0%
Russia 15.0%

After reaching 20% expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings and church and synagogue burning:

Nation % Muslim
Ethiopia 32.8%

At 40% you will find widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks and ongoing militia warfare:

Nation % Muslim
Bosnia 40.0%
Chad 50.1%
Lebanon 59.7%

From 60% you may expect unfettered persecution of non-believers and other religions, sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels:

Nation % Muslim
Albania 70.0%
Malaysia 60.4%
Qatar 77.5%
Sudan 70.0%

After 80% expect State run ethnic cleansing and genocide:

Nation % Muslim
Bangladesh 83.0%
Egypt 90.0%
Gaza 98.7%
Indonesia 86.1%
Iran 98.0%
Iraq 97.0%
Jordan 92.0%
Morocco 98.7%
Pakistan 97.0%
Syria 90.0%
Tajikistan 90.0%
Turkey 99.8%
United Arab Emirates 96.0%

100% will usher in the peace of 'Dar-es-Salaam' — the Islamic House of Peace — there's supposed to be peace because everybody is a Muslim: Nation % Muslim
Yemen 99.9%
Afghanistan 100.0%
Saudi Arabia 100.0%
Somalia 100.0%

Of course, that's not the case. To satisfy their blood lust, [authentic Mohammad and Koran following] Muslims then start killing each other for a variety of reasons”. Hey, and imagine what fun it is for the millions of compulsory Muslim human beings trapped without choice or escape in these jolly little spots on the map? It must be one endless delight.

“What evidence? There were no weapons in that cave”. Taylor.

The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it ages ago”

“Dr Zaius, this is inexcusable. Why must knowledge stand still?” Cornelius.

“What will he find out there, Doctor?” Zira.

“His destiny”. Dr Zaius.

"It's Doomsday...the end of the world...You bloody baboon!" Taylor.

1 comment:

Chris said...

Great column, keep up the good work.