Sunday, 27 April 2008

I’m fixing a hole where Clinton gets in.

Like Stephen Hawking, Bill Clinton was always very interested in bending the space-time continuum and holes.

Dear sports, there is a fun program called ‘The Hawking Paradox’ on TV. It’s about how Steve had a naff theory that black holes eventually disappear, I mean completely man! And take all the information with them, leaving no forwarding address.

I mean, light, time, space, history, energy, mass, potential and every cheese ball ever. Being a good sport and after thirty years, Hawky said he was wrong, and that there are actually multiple universes in which black holes exist and others where they don’t. So no information is ever lost after all. Thank Christ for that. Instead, the info is er, “smeared” as a kind of 2D image on the outer fabric of the vortex whirl. The previous theory by my feeble reckoning, would have meant if all past, present and therefore future information goes up the old flue of the meaningless and empty void, well, it’d mean we never existed and nothing ever happened. Kind of the same feeling one gets at an unfriendly party.

So everything that is sucked into a hole is still around, can be retrieved and reconstructed, even cigars and the smears too, eh. Sadly, knowing any of this has not made me 109 million dollars. Now Hawking had a respected friendship in B. Siskind whom he disagreed with, but they fought it out with formula, thinking, posits and serious science. And as far as I can tell, theory pushing between the two enormous eggheads was in flux and open to er, contention.

Nice, eh? And Hawking eventually admitted he was wrong…and er, so was Siskind! Now there’s a Zen counter move, for ya. See, even scientists have pride, emotions and other motives, just like regular dunces.

And there’s the rub. Unlike with Steve and Sissy, it’s often mediocrity, repetition, the utterly fake, phoney and bogus that will do it today more often than something real, at least regards a public fame of the earnest Left Liberal kind. Just package it right. And er, be bold, really bold. Be proud of your bullshit and say that anyone who disagrees is the one who has something wrong with them, because after all, they're against ‘the people’ and are stompin' on a dream... You know, the eternal Utopia that never arrives.

At least not before the endless firing squads, mass execution being an integral part of all Marxist er, 'economics'. But I digress.

Imagine a public discourse and media of not only quality minds and skills, but any, and not merely the largely useless and distracting freak forum of the wealthy and influential, peddling their endless first gear logical fallacies? Imagine, eh?

Keep on imagining, cos that’s as far as you’ll get. Thus populist ideology adopted by governments and sections of the population invariably end in disaster. Hawking has done some wonderful and “elegant” equations, though sadly, I can’t. But I’ll try, cos they’re true anyway.

And it goes a little like this. Middle class freaks in Paris salons with time to spare, formulate idiot and monstrously morally vain abstractions to alleviate their discomfort at their true crap natures. That is, they are not and never would be, useful to anyone and especially “the people”, meaning those they will never give a damn about.

Through murder, lies, envy, conformity, spite, manipulation and insanity, they spread their radical disease of Communism and Socialism. This directly murders 100 million ordinary people as per plan, and beggars whole countries and societies, eventually collapsing into an internally contradictory slag pile. Where to go? Environmentalism and PC Left Liberalism multi-cultism trans Socialist Totalitarianism via Democrats and New Labour! And it’s working great. Hey, Leftardism now comes with added Islamism!

In fact as perfectly as per the collective Socialist blueprint of old. Massive success for the mass of people via triumphant and empirical Capitalist Democracy, freedom and free markets can be turned on their head, thus validating the rotten to the core ideology and existence of the Leftard mind and ego, which is just like a black hole now I come to think about it. Forever sucking everything in and giving nothing out, spinning in rapid circles while emitting a high pitched whine. This is why Al Gore and Mike Moore get ever fatter and fatter and still wants ever more undeserved cash, fame, power and recognition.

“They used to tell me I was building a dream,
and so I followed the mob,
When there was earth to plow, or guns to bear,
I was always there right on the job.

They used to tell me I was building a dream,
with peace and glory ahead,
Why should I be standing in line,
just waiting for bread?

Once I built a railroad, I made it run,
made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad; now it's done.
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Once I built a tower, up to the sun, brick,
and rivet, and lime;
Once I built a tower, now it's done.
Brother, can you spare a dime?

Say, don't you remember, they called me Al;
it was Al all the time.
Say, don't you remember, I'm your pal?
Buddy, can you spare a dime?”

Buddy, can you spare a dime?"

Lyrics by Yip Harburg, music by Jay Gorney and a special credit to Al Gore.

Yep, it’s all going to a dumb plan all right, just like the banning of DDT has killed 60 million, just like WWII! Yes, all this and World War too...

Hey, dig the crazy stopping by affluent Western activists with plumbing and electricity at home, of over 300 dams in poor countries, which has destroyed the health of many and killed millions more. Right on, hipsters! Plus the latest massive gravy train fraud of Global Warming, that can potentially murder millions, by slowing down and even stopping the economic facts that we in the West take for granted. And bio-fuel pushing is starving and killing thousands as crops are diverted as we speak. Bravo! Just like the good old days of Red China, Soviet Russia or Cuba, Tajikistan and North Korea today! See, Global Warming really does equal Global Socialism and with all the historical benefits of mass oppression, starvation and death! The dream is being revived once again.

Global Warming = Global Socialism.

As Stephen Hawking said of one of his great equations, "’s so elegant it has to be true".

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