Monday, 8 October 2007

Planet of the Arabs.

An artist’s impression of a future Global Islamic Caliphate.

“You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, damn you, damn you all to Hell!” Chuck’s day at the beach goes horribly wrong.

What would the world be like if Mohammed's 1300 year old madman's dream of a worldwide Islamic Caliphate actually came to pass? In an Islamic Twilight Zone of no creative imagination, all would be one, wouldn't it? Maybe like a cross between Gaza, Iran and Mars, but without the sparkle and glamour.

I imagine some kinda mentally barren, inhuman and permanently unstable mono-fantasy for a largely anti-normal life crowd. Just like Pierre Boulet's book Monkey Planet, both real and unreal and oh so very upside down. It’d be a real drag, but to get there, they’ll not only have to destroy, butcher and ruin most of the successful and non-insane parts of the world, but contend with the innate tribalism and endless infighting of their own er, culture, much as it is.

There’s virtually no history of any lasting Arab cohesion, beyond banding together long enough for banditry on a once awesome scale. Like a rusting hulk, I believe it's not the internal pressures but the external demands that keep Middle-Eastern Islam intact. Without the West giving such a vacuum-like culture its only saleable commodity, and the many countries from Asia to Europe etc, that supply the labour to do over 80% of the work in the profoundly stressed and dysfunctional Gulf States, it'd all collapse back to the empty wasteland it was and still, mostly is.

What do you get when most of the countries of the Middle-East agree to attack the single and tiny nation of Israel all at once? Rout, utter defeat and total humiliation for Muslim states and their almost uniquely stupid armies. If Arab’s, as a semi-manageable group, ever did ‘rule’ the world, they’ll do so until about lunch time.

That’s when one of the fifty new Prince's that are added a month to God’s Monkey House of Saud, plus countless other groups and faction's, will put their standard modus operandi of knives in the dark and back and all with a smile to the face, into full swing. It’ll be the Thousand and One Arabian Night of the Long Knives. The 'Assassin’s', were a tribe of semi-mythical Arab's who specialised at literally making a stab in the dark. That’s your garden variety of never face your enemy directly classic from the old Garden of Babylon.

“It’s a madhouse! A madhouse!” Chuck get’s a hosing in a real monkey house.

I think of Planet of the Apes for many reasons and not just because I dig the original film. Even though it’s not always a neat analogy for the wonderful world of Islamist extremism. It does ring a few bell’s and helps one to pose a few harsh and prickly conundrums, old boy. It’s the apocalyptic end of the world as we know it theme of the film’s central scenario, which is exactly what Islamist fanatics are clearly pursuing.

“Is Paris burning?” Adolf Hitler to the German Commander for the French Capital in 1944.

Hitler didn’t achieve his dream, but thousand’s of Muslim ‘youth’ in France, now live the dream on a regular basis. At last count in 750 no-go zones across the Republic. And so, I think of POTA when I contemplate these Gallic Forbidden Zones that make up much of the rapidly growing Muslim areas of France, Belgium, Britain and Hell, almost everywhere that ain't worth being in the long-term.

Arab Muslim culture, the Koran, Mohammed, much of their media, religious leaders and government, all promote and speak freely, daily and historically of how for many, it's a fact that the Jew’s are descended from apes and pigs. I find this ironic when only last month, the Jewish people claimed their 159th Nobel Prize. I’ve been trying to find the couch where the entire 24 Arab nations together, have apparently lost their Award’s for their stellar contributions to science, medicine, innovation and bombings.

There are 24 Arab States with many dripping with trillions of petro dollars and not one, even one, has a world class university. Think about it and what that really means. Yep, it’s all the fault of the USA and the Jew’s! I guess every time Mohammed Construction Inc, tried to introduce a curriculum that wasn’t dumber than an ox or an Imam, the Jew’s stopped it! Er, no.

Every year, Spain translates more books into Spanish than the entire Middle-East has published er, ever. Um, local and international tract’s by primary school level drop out freak’s and conspiracy barkers don’t count. Nor does Mein Kmapf, which is on the Saudi and many other curricula, I believe. For Spain, we're talking actual literature from across the world. But within the padded walls of most of the great castles made of sand, they don’t allow much worth a damn to be printed at all.

“You owe him your science, your culture...and he was better than you”. Chuck in the Forbidden Zone cave to Dr. Zaius.

“What are you afraid of, Dr?!” Chuck.

Chuck: “There's your Minister of Science; honor bound to expand the frontiers of knowledge”.

Dr. Zira: “Taylor please!”

Chuck: “Except that he's also Chief Defender of the Faith!”

Dr. Zaius: “There is no contradiction between faith and science... true science”.

Chuck: “Are you willing to put that statement to the test?”

Cornelius: “Taylor I would much rather...”

Chuck: "Take it easy, you saved me from this fanatic, maybe I can return the favour!"

Um, I think Yasser Arafat, the gangster freak, embezzler, homosexual murdering closet homosexual and AIDS infected vampire, actually won a Nobel Prize, for uh, and I kid you not, peace. Perhaps they knew he was gonna die.

“Arafat the fish-headed liver spot and dish rack impressionist is dying, boy’s! Mark one down for peace!”

But that’s the thing, bucky. When you have a fully armed religion that has told you for over a millennium, that it’s the one true and greatest superior faith above all and in every way, and that Allah has naturally ordained your culture to be the top of the heap in everything, and then you look around you and what do you see? You are the heap...and it’s entirely your own fault.

Well, that’s too much to take, I guess, because to admit the truth of this would er, ipso facto, admit that Mohammed, Islam and the Koran were all maybe one huge 1300 year old mistake because maybe it's all crap.

Can you think of a sadder waste of human beings and what could've been, without the curse from the 7th Century? The Arab's and the Jews were essentially the same people, except for the cultural and religious detours. But this is what counts, and don't you forget it. Culture is all. That's why so many try to escape one way or another from theirs, and even me from mine.

"When I hear the word culture, I reach for my Luger". Hermann Goering.

And if your greatest imagined enemy just happens to be the group of people who have often contributed the most to the success and development of the modern world, well, there’s a mind bender for your average inter-generational loser. Yep, without the Jew's, the USA, Britain, Christian Europe, the ancient Greeks and Romans etc, we'd have wait for it....Islam and sand. Yep, plenty a' nuttin'. And with real nut's!

And er, by the way, the Jews don’t hate Muslim's per se, and not enough to satisfy the imagined Muslim equation and their deluded Logical Fallacy's and Cognitive Bias. Because well, the Jew's are far more interested in their own achievement's, a normal life and reading the Torah. There'd be a huge sigh of relief if Islamic Fanatic’s Incorporated, only focused on achieving something worth a damn themselves, instead of murdering Jews and just left Israel alone. The Jews don't need their tormentors at all. The haters of Jews need the Jews as a permanent excuse for everything, a kind of all purpose raison d’être. They'd be lost without it. Just don't look in that mirror, Eugene!

“This whole thing is insane!” Chuck to the Council of Ape City.

Islamist’s have to imagine that the Jew’s hate them, and are as obsessed as they are, when the Jew's like most people, clearly don’t give a damn about Islam one way or another. But Islamist's insist on the fantasy that the world is interested. If it wasn't for Islamic terror, the West would think about Islam as often as pocket lint.

The Jew's, like most of us, have nothing to gain in having any interest at all really, or they'd also be dysfunctional failures who never tried. Basically, the Israeli’s just want the militant’s to stop and go away. If all the terrorist’s killed each other in their almost natural and permanent state of civil war, it may at first seem like a bonus. But what the Israeli’s want and need more are Democratic, responsible and mature states that can be trusted enough not to try and annihilate them.

To many an Islamic mind, life is always a zero sum game. Thus they have little to zero that’s substantial to show for over a century of vast oil wealth. The Palestinian authorities have little to nothing to offer it's people after millions of dollars per month, flowing in from donors and supporter's for decades. I guess Arafat’s Swiss and Bahama's bank investment's have a low rate of return.

If Islamic terrorists disappeared today, Israel would just wake up, have breakfast and do what it was going to do anyway...achievement and lot’s more of it, without the Arab monkey on it’s back. In the gangster vortex of much of Gaza etc, any Palestinian who manages to get somewhere is a target for his vampire like fellows, including the laughably termed local government. Disagree with the Islamist geeks in charge and they'll take you out in the street and shoot you. The Palestinian authorities murder their own people at a rate of about 150 every month. A figure the Israeli’s with their “oppressive” attempts at survival, have never managed.

The main exports of the Mid-East by volume and money are oil, followed closely by Wahabist boosted terror. Nothing else compares with these examples of a taste of Arabia. Take away the oil, and Finland produces more goods for export than the entire Middle-East. Oh yes, there are two other exports, or more correctly, Arab investment areas of note. Dubai Port’s for example, have bought up the servicing contracts to many of the world’s major port’s and airport’s. Fantastic eh?

Nothing sinister about stratospherically, filthy rich Arab’s buying up major points of entry to the West, eh? Sho nuff! Just because the Saudi’s have pumped over 90 billion dollars into promoting Wahabbism, Islamism, global terror, insanity high school Madrass’s and dozen’s of university chairs in the West that stream Islamist propaganda, anti-Semitism and anti-Western poison, there’s no need to worry. None whatsoever.

Gotta love Emirates. Got to, Mister!

When Israel was first founded, it was a mostly rocky outcrop of largely crappy plains and hills with zero natural resources. No oil, Bub. The Jew’s changed the landscape with their only true resources; brains, hard work, discipline and co-operation. Over the border, the order is reversed. What was once biblical forest and wood’s can often seem in contrast to modern Israel, a moonscape minus the craters. But the midget Dictator of Iran is planning to spread his idea of achievement right into Israel as soon as he get’s The Holy War Bomb.

Israel may end up being The Forbidden Zone after all and our own hemisphere sometime after that. Think Pakistan, Iran, India, North Korea, China, and Russia or almost anywhere, as the global infiltration of an Islamic fifth column burrows ever deeper and deeper everyday. In fact, deep enough to be mostly in full view.

Whenever I read the following Cornelius bit, I can’t help thinking of ‘America Alone; The End of the World as we know it’ by Mark Steyn, ‘Londonistan’ by Melanie Phillip’s, or ‘While Europe Slept; How Islam is Destroying the West from Inside’ by Bruce Bawer etc, etc, etcetera. Yep, sure can’t help thinkin’ about it. Can’t.

"You might not like what you find,Taylor". Dr. Zaius warns Chuck about the consequence's of reading all of the above.

Plus Robert Spencer, thereligionofpeace, jihadwatch, Islammonitor etc, etc, or doing any serious research into historical and current Islam.

Cornelius: [Reading from the Sacred Scrolls.] “Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death”.

Dr. Zira: “What will he find out there, doctor?”

Dr. Zaius: “His destiny”.


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Abandon Skip said...

I read this yesterday and I'm still laughing! But I don't think I should be somehow ...

It's a madhouse alright. Let's hope things don't get to the stage where the Arabs have control of the water cannons. And they would love nothing better than to bring down the Statue of Liberty Saddam-style.

Dave said...

Hi Col. Neville,

I just linked over here from Mark Steyn's mailbox. Don't know if the Steyner Himself dropped by but here's my Howdy!

Really good article. No doubt, all the West's Dhimmi appeasers and lefties would be aghast to read it. That alone says you're on the right path.

Colonel Robert Neville said...

Dear Sports,

here's a nice addendum; Two thirds of the people of the Middle East are illiterate, and the other third have stated, "Well, you wouldn't read about it, would you?!"

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El Spirko Fan. said...

Here are a couple of interesting articles. This guy had it right back in 1987.

SAN FRANCISCO – THE PALESTINE CONSPIRACY, a genre spy-thriller by Robert Spirko, is now in its second printing and was fourth on the best-seller list at Atlasbooks, Inc., a national book distributor. Ingram Books is the worldwide distributor.

Spirko, a financial and geo-political analyst who has given his advice to the National Security Council, turned his attention to the Middle East in 1987, after discovering several common elements related to the Middle East question.

He wrote down his analysis, and when he was finished, he not only had a solution to the quagmire, he had a story to tell. THE PALESTINE CONSPIRACY foreshadowed the Persian Gulf War by three years, and the resultant Iraq War followed by the Sept. 11 attack.

Spirko states, "The chief threat in the region I see right now is the threat to Saudi Arabia by Iran and Al Qaeda. If Al Qaeda were to overthrow the present royal family in Saudi Arabia, cutting off the oil supply to western nations including Japan and China, it would bring down entire world economies.

France and Germany would be begging us to go to war to retake those oil wells. It would be World War III."

“If such a scenario were to occur,” he reiterates, “France and the European economies would collapse in a matter of weeks.”

“Another looming concern is Iran which wants to develop nuclear weapons to couple with their Shahab 4, 5 & 6 missiles on the drawing boards which have a range to hit London, Israel, all of Europe, southern Russia and the United States. Also, the Iranian government has said it initially had 300 centrifuges to enrich uranium to weapons grade material. They have increased that to 3,000. They will soon increase that again to 10,000 centrifuges,” Spirko says. “They have the additional capacity to add another 20,000 centrifuges in mass production techniques that will enable them to produce at least seven nuclear bombs in about a year. Where did they get these centrifuges?”

Spirko answers that question by stating an Arab proverb, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

“Simply put,” Spirko explains, “they probably got them from Saddam Hussein before the Iraq War started and were probably smuggled out of Iraq and into Iran just like he did his air force of 600 Soviet fighter planes.

In other words, he gave them to his former enemy rather than let them be destroyed on the ground.”

“Why would he have done any differently with the 30,000 centrifuges he supposedly had on a decentralized basis inside Iraq before the war?”

Spirko asks. “Isn’t it strange that Iran could come up with a nuclear weapons program in about six months to a year when it took the United States six years under the Manhattan Project with 5,000 of the world’s most brilliant scientists like Robert Oppenheimer, Niels Bohr, Seaborg, Einstein, Fermi, and others working on it?”

Anonymous said...

Truly Amazing - Was over at my old apartment bldg. on the shores of Lake Erie outside of Cleveland. The had some books laying around in the common area. Lo and behold picked one up - found a copy of The Palestine Conspiracy by Spirko - have started reading it only to discover it's a signed copy by the author himself!! Spriko lives not far away based on his Bio. info at