Thursday, 31 July 2008
In the 9th Circle of Hell with the MSM, Obama, Mohammad and the mythical moderate Muslims.
Gore, what is he good for? Absolutely nothin! Say it again!
Ah, as they say sports, here are three easy pieces from the vast mountain of diametrically opposed empirical fact, that most of the MSM forget to er, mention to anyone. Dig. Awright Guv, anyfing for a larf, says I.
From get drunk and vote for Mccain.
"Putting Money Where Mouths Are: Media Donations Favor Dems 100-1 by William Tate. July 23 2008.
An analysis of federal records shows that the amount of money journalists contributed so far this election cycle favors Democrats by a 15:1 ratio over Republicans, with $225,563 going to Democrats, only $16,298 to Republicans.
Two-hundred thirty-five journalists donated to Democrats, just 20 gave to Republicans — a margin greater than 10-to-1. An even greater disparity, 20-to-1, exists between the number of journalists who donated to Barack Obama and John McCain.
Searches for other newsroom categories (reporters, correspondents, news editors, anchors, newspaper editors and publishers) produces 311 donors to Democrats to 30 donors to Republicans, a ratio of just over 10-to-1. In terms of money, $279,266 went to Dems, $20,709 to Republicans, a 14-to-1 ratio...
The contributions add up to $315,533 to Democrats and $22,656 to Republicans...
...the totals look like this: $315,533 to Democrats, $3,150 to Republicans (four individuals who donated to McCain).
Let me repeat: $315,533 to Democrats, $3,150 to Republicans — a ratio of 100-to-1. No bias there".
Colonel Neville: "And this is how we get the nuance in the media...Nope. Here's the have your cake and don't let the kids eat it, neo-Puritan Socialism of Obama, AKA Saint Nickleless. Hey, Obama allegedly doesn't give Christmas presents to his kids at er, Xmas. Oh, how er, fashionably anti-materialistic and weirdsville, baby. And cheap".
"By Alex Spillius in Washington.
Last Updated: 6:57PM BST 25 Jul 2008.
In a magazine interview Obama and his wife Michelle revealed that one of their steadfast house rules is not giving Christmas or birthday presents to Malia, 10, and Sasha, seven.
The couple explained that they spend "hundreds" on birthday slumber parties and want to "teach some limits". Santa Claus is still permitted to deliver seasonal gifts however.
Colonel Neville: "I caught hundreds of fish and they were thiiiis big! No, really! But they got away..."
The girls are also given an allowance of just $1 (50p) a week for performing household chores, according to People magazine. Those chores include making their own bed, setting and clearing the dinner table and putting themselves to bed by 8.30pm"
Tiny Tim: "God bless Uncle Obama and a Merry Xmas to one and all! Cough, cough! Hack! Gurk! Wheeze!"
"The London Times June 29 2001. Muslims say fresco must be destroyed. From Richard Owen in Rome.
Muslim leaders in Italy are demanding the removal or destruction of a priceless 15th century fresco in Bologna that they say offends Islam by showing the Prophet Muhammad being cast into the flames of Hell.
The row over The Last Judgment by Giovanni da Modena, in Bologna Cathedral, could threaten the already strained relations between the Roman Catholic Church and members of Italy’s Muslim community.
The recently established Union of Italian Muslims, [Colonel Neville: "They have great film nights!"] has written to the Pope and Cardinal Giacomo Biffi, the outspoken conservative Archbishop of Bologna, complaining that the fresco shows clearly Muhammad, the founder of Islam, among those condemned to burn in eternal flames".
Colonel Neville: "Merely depicting Mohammad's self-ordained reward and thus natural itinerary really. Ya gotta love a Cardinal actually called Biffi!"
"The protesters said that Giovanni da Modena had shown Muhammad being "thrown into hell, completely naked, with a snake wrapped around his body and a demon next to him about to torture him". They said that Muslims had never depicted Jesus or the Virgin Mary on the walls of a mosque.
In the letter they called for the "barbarous" fresco to be removed from the wall of the Bolognini chapel, inside the 14th-century cathedral of San Petronio.
Adel Smith, the head of the Union of Italian Muslims, appealed to the many thousands of Italian Muslim residents of Bologna to attend a rally outside the main mosque in Rome today".
Colonel Neville: "And everybody bring a plate please".
"Anti-Muslim feeling in northern Italy was inflamed last year when Cardinal Biffi claimed that a Muslim invasion was threatening the values of Christian Europe. He said that Muslim immigrants often failed to integrate into Italian society because they were determined to stick to their own ways. He urged the Government to encourage counter-immigration from Roman Catholic countries.
A spokesman for the Cardinal said yesterday that it was "absurd to suddenly discover after 600 years that our most famous treasure is offensive to the Islamic religion".
Colonel Neville: "Ah, but au contraire, nothing is ever absurd, illogical, unreasonable and dangerous enough for millions of Muslims worldwide from saying it, demanding it and acting on it. It defines their er, faith".
"There are half a million legally registered Muslims — many from North Africa — and about another 500,000 are thought to be living illegally in Italy".
Colonel Neville: "Ah sadly, the image of big and warm Italian families is long gone via neo-Socialist assisted population collapse. The Italians have few kids. That's unless one worships the peadophile rapist and bandit King, then it's 3.5 to 10 junior Jihadists.
There is some good news from the great culture that gave us almost everything though, and some of it is that there are Muslims who agree with real Italians and are thus perhaps Italians, if you can believe it. But that ain't it.
The sons of Roma have maybe finally regained their famous balls, and found their inner Frank Sinatra, and um, bulldozed a Mosque! And while throwing a bunch of Egyptian Islamists and assorted freaks out of the old country too! Islamists always like to give the free and open West an offer we apparently can't refuse. No, no. That will never do. Wrong way round, pally.
Now the kicker is that a park will be built in place of the Muslim laughing palace. And yet another kicker...it will be named the Piazza Oriana Fallaci! The Saints be praised. I loved that courageous, great, passionate and real Italian woman Oriana, and obviously plenty of Italians do too. Nel blu de pinto de blu. Fallaci de..."