You'll always find default positions at parties.

During the party, she said I was Right wing. Well, being a Leftard would be "Over my cold vodka and ice!"


Dear Sports: This is as the old song goes, a reply to a woman I met in the kitchen at a party. Which shows how popular I am. It's a post from Wednesday 11 July 2007. She thought I was, for a little while, a witty and charming chum that she wanted to get to know a little more. Now I know how little. Sadly, this all ended when she realised to her middle-aged and Kos kid horror, that I wasn't exactly like her, meaning exactly like a moon bat. The idea of actually meeting an actual Conservative as opposed to an abstraction seemed beyond my host. But then, finding a clean glass seemed beyond my host.

Sure, it's rough, but that's how I get my kicks. I never said I was one of those always pathetically nice Christians. I see myself more as a 'praise the Lord, pass the ammo and the vicious, crushing sarcasm type'...the best kind. Lord knows the world needs it. God bless Peter Cook and Dudley Moore!


Well, initially she wanted me to write on her website. Yep, a tragically Left Twilight Zone, kids. So I wrote something, she read it and it was goodbye from her! So long and au revoire to "diversity and tolerance". I forgot that means of their opinions only. Still, these kinda dopes are great sources of material. Ah, what ya gonna do?


Dear Lissa:

Gee, thanks for your kind and thoughtful reply to my efforts. As you said of me in your generous two lines, "...you're kinda intense, hey". And you may even write to me. Wow. I’ll put it in my diary. You really don’t have to bother, trust me. So, you’d prefer the company of celery? Or you’re kinda incapable of any er, 'intensity'? Whatever. Hey.

In reply, er, no. That's called writing. It's what intelligent and witty people sometimes known as writers, do. Even I’ve been known to do it. I thought I was just sending a humorous, worthwhile and kinda light piece to you. Guess not, eh? Didn't you give me your card, ask me to please give you a call and, "...we’ll organize a dinner party etc", and "Let’s do a musical and save the theatre!"

Maybe I could even write something too, you said merrily. Doesn't it make sense that I would well, 'write' to you?

Can't say I wasn't embarrassed and uncomfortable at your peculiar non-response. I thought from what you said that you appreciated a mature, talented, energetic, generous, warm, courageous and alive person, or even someone like me. I’m sure you mean well. Maybe you are a writer. You certainly managed to express a lot with so little. Or is that less with more, or more or less? Who knows? It’s a shame, as I did like you. Oh, well. What can you do? There’s trouble everywhere. Have you seen the cost of driveway gravel lately? It's an outrage!

Hey, maybe if you researched some obviously better examples of writing than me, to put it mildly. Like I dunno…P.J O'Rourke, Mark Twain, Mark Steyn, Oscar Wilde, Emile Zola, Spike Milligan, Peter Hitchens, Hemingway, Albert Camus, Plato, Walt Whitman, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Henry Miller, Truman Capote, Gore Vidal and Clive James or whoever etc, etc... Any one of 'em would show that it’s not that unusual to write or act with a kind of er, vitality. This is especially true if one has something um, individual, original and fully developed to say, with a natural dynamic to offer and the immediate ability to express it. I should be so lucky.

Didn't you say you were interested in writing, indeed that you were a writer? You don't need to answer that question. I've seen your site. A heart warming and wonderful parody. I really liked the 'right on' nihilism thing you got going there, rolling along on its little porridge-like wheels. It’s all so delightfully undergraduate, a kind of 'non' site. It's non this and non that. It's daringly regular surface post, modern! Yeah, it's a real thrill to see another thousand neo-MoveOn kids bravely fighting their deluded "BushHitlerCheney" fantasies. Er, no. Yawn.

Good for you girl, in sticking to your guns and not demonstrating what your site actually is. Crazy. It takes a lot of courage to put your own self out there with alternatively amorphous to absurd theories and the usual boilerplate.

"I don’t need any self-critique! I’m a Saint!" Good for you.

Should content have er, content? Not really. Out with passé ideas such as depth and wit, I say! Out damn plot! Down with the patriarchy of light and shade and er, entertainment! Who needs 'em?! Entertainment is so bourgeoisie, don’t you think? How much stale, badly written, rambling, amazingly incoherent and by the numbers amorphous polemic can people stomach? On the Left, reams of it apparently. What do I know? What do I care? Knock yourself out, I say.

You don’t see any internal contradictions say, between the sensitive neo-mountain earth Mother, Lady of the Lake and lost ski instructor thing you’ve got going on, and the harsh hatreds of the usual Left Liberal Fascism to those that are not approved of? In some parts it’s very hard to know where the contempt for fellow citizens and institutions end, and the self-loathing begins. Maybe it doesn't.

Some of your links were occupied by to quote Mark Steyn, “people who live in a fantasy life completely supported by the system that they despise”.

It all seemed either assembled from a kit while stoned and half asleep, or in a kind of semi-catatonia. It’s just got to, Mister!

One of your links may even be the ‘missing link’, though not as sophisticated. If someone doesn’t value enough about their own culture, are they really capable of understanding or appreciating another?

My wife is Japanese and my son is half Western and half Japanese. I've lived in Japan and I have not yet met a Japanese who didn’t value and respect much of their own culture, maybe sometimes too much of it, with it’s attributes and flaws. Indeed that unique, weird and cute 'Japaneseness' is central to who they are. They genuinely like, admire and are fascinated by other cultures, especially places like the United States and Australia, to the discomfort of those of a Leftish pose. Maybe some folks need to find out who they really are. No, I mean really.

I don't know your site intimately and I imagine there may be worthwhile stuff on there, but l’ll never know, as I just couldn’t go on. So at a certain point of endurance, I didn’t. It was either that or get out the cyanide capsule. Yep, it was mostly unreadable, insufferable and humourless and filled with available anywhere, PC 'Earth Mother' bilge water, to radical and extremist guff.

A little more nuance would have helped this reader to cut through the treacle of, how do I say this without being rude? Fatuous platitudes. It's easy and common these days, to use the facade of 'moral vanity'. Maybe you’re serious? Maybe they are! Ok.

"Let’s give it to the man! Burn down the Deans office! Anyone for Reiki and Rolfing?"

I can hear the out of time, 'Welfare State Financed' drum circle from here.

Isn’t this lack of adult thinking skills normally left behind with acne and earnest Student Union ‘crisis’ meetings? Do you edit at all? Obviously plenty of the links don’t. I guess you don’t have to when everything that comes out must be pure gold, because they are after all, the right views to have. Left ones, right? Have you tried reading your writing and some of these links out loud, without frightening the pets and children?

Lissa my dear, such material has the light touch and fluidity of a German jazz band. It's about as fresh and inspiring as a 1975 issue of Rabelais, the old University mag. As they say, maybe there are a lot of unresolved parental issues? Maybe they should, "...go up North and get their heads together, man!"

There was a lot of faux tolerance talk about bigotry. What that means is that everybody should be free to have your views, however default Left bigoted and intolerant you are, right?

Yes! They are there! You just can’t see 'em if you know that you can’t be wrong. That’s for other people. Where’s the quality control, or can anyone join as long as they adopt the same old oppositional stances, no matter how extreme, immature, neurotic, untested, and irresponsible or groupthink it is? Sure, there's a bad side too. Can’t allegedly good works be performed without the group drivel and rhetoric? Maybe try shifting that paradigm.

So often, those who don’t accept the whole square package of fashionable Left ennui and hubris, are nearly always thought of as just not good people, especially not as good as you are and their views are naturally, always without value. It’s a riot of irony. It’s easy to be tolerant of people and things that you like, agree with, or are neither responsible for nor connected to.

I should have taken the hint and moved away quickly away when I told you I was not interested in fitting into the box of the Left. It just ain't that interesting or effective among other things, such as the Left being boring, embarrassing and mostly stupidly wrong. Then you replied I believe, with something like, "That's alright, we sometimes have right-wing writers!" Right.... That's so deliciously polarized, I wish I had brought my Polaroid and captured the moment.

You seem to think you are going to do me some kind of big favour by replying. So maybe just don't, on both counts. I do wish you well whatever treatment you choose. Oh, the Hannity!

Sincerely, Colonel Neville.

Excellent Comrade Australian of the Year.

Excellent Comrade Tim Flannery, is excited about the future youth marching to the glorious single drum of Leftard Enviro-Fascism! And he has a plan...



Hey, Tim Flannery and his creepy vision certainly makes my heart race, and I’m not even an ‘Australian of the Year!' He is though. It's true! Which is exactly how Tim ‘Flummery’ Flannery, the local enviro-loon actually introduced himself. This was in the very first line of a piece for Tuesday February 19 2008, in Melbourne’s foremost undergraduate broadsheet, 'The Age'. I quote from the first line, first paragraph:

“As Australian of the Year for 2007, I got to talk to a lot of University students…” Really? Why? Humble and nuanced, eh? So you've noticed that he's 'Australian of the Year?' Hmmm? Just checkin'. Hey, Australian of the Year! So er, what are the rest of us then? Not Australian's of the Year, that's for sure...

Tim the eager pedlar of Leftist bunko scams and first class passenger on the Global Warming Gravy Train, said he was “...astonished about their [the kids] depth of knowledge of environmental issues…” It's always about the children. Nice.

Er, read that as indoctrination of your childen with bog standard enviro-Leftard ideology. Um, I’d be astonished if after over thirty years of Left infected education, most kids didn’t think exactly like juvenile David Suzuki’s. Another control freak Leftard who wants to jail any politician who dares to question his fraudulent money spinning views on the trick of Global Warming. Diamond Dave recently travelled the US with five people in a luxury 30 seater diesel bus, cos it worked out best er, cash wise. Hey, don’t forget the first class jet travel, Suzy! Don't worry, he won't.

"Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted." Lenin.

According to the Tim, “…they understood how…unsustainable practices were robbing them of their future”. Er, no. What proof he may have for such mega bunk, Tim neglects to supply. Like all of the shrill Left, Tim just throws out these vast statements of faux doom and let’s ‘em hang. Only a “Fascist!” wants proof. Er, would that be a predictive by definition kind of future? Ah bets ittiz...How does one contradict the future?

Ya can't! A brilliant Leftism tactic! For Tim and his ilk, certainly not with anything rational. Here's a link to some very interesting and rational dissent from the eco-party line, which received about zero exposure in the MSM.

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." Mark Twain. [Attributed to Benjamin Disraeli.]


Um, for decades the Left said that everyone could and must have a material workers paradise and that Socialism was the only ideology that could deliver it. The Left said Capitalism could never do this. Once Communism and Socialism ended in their natural and utter failure, delivering nothing but mass murder, conformity, lies, spite and madness except for the great Communist success of murdering 100 million people, they had to get a new angle.

Capitalism continues its incredible success at delivering quadrupled food production, health, freedom, wealth, security, the free exchange of ideas and civil government etc. So hey presto! Now its material wealth and consumption that is now er, bad! And it’s destroying the planet! Er, no. The premise is rubbish, a fraud and series of big lies, because it’s all merely a disguise for Left Liberal and radical control freakery via institutions, state power and the indoctrination of our children.

People like Tim can amazingly get up and virtually say that poverty and all the death, misery and destruction it entails, is an entirely more sustainable concept than the creation of wealth and all the innovation, creativity and success that comes from this and only this. Hey, as long as he doesn’t have to live it, eh?

"The aim of the school must be to give the student, beginning with the first sign of intelligence, a grasp of the notion of the State." Adolf Hitler.

Tim notes in the reverse mirror mentality he inhabits, that teachers “were giving in depth classes on climate change, biodiversity loss and the food and water crisis”. Gee, what a surprise. Any dissenting views allowed? You know, like that “diversity of opinion” the Left loves to toot about when it’s not bleating disingenuously about having their ‘truth’ oppressed. Where exactly does that ever happen regularly, Kos kids? And yet, Tim says that this is not enough and the kids are “sceptical” of their er, teacher’s! The irony and group delusion thickens.

Hey, you reckon that the water "Crisis!" maybe has anything to do with enough water going down the Mitchell River over a 24 hour period in 2007, to supply all of Melbourne for six months, but minus the damn dams to catch it all? Gotta appease those Gaia Gods, eh? Gee, not much of a water shortage in the Queensland and NSW floods, Tim. Riight, so Global Warming causes drought and flooding and er, everything in between? Check. Its a pretty servicable old 'crisis' innit? But that's why the Left chose the fraud of 'Climate Change' you see...

“Please accept my regret for my transgression Comrade. In return I will promise to be ever more vigilant than ever with Party procedure. Trust Me”. An Excellent Comrade at the Peoples Cube.

The source of the Junior Red Brigades anger was the teacher’s dealing with the reality of er, money. Not buying enough solar panels, wind turbines and Che the child killer posters fast enough.

Sayeth the Flummery, it was, with the teacher's targeted for group criticism, a case of “do as I say, not as I do”. You mean like Al 'private Gulf Stream jet, twenty times the average power usage, private limousine and his directing of work to his own company regards the massive fraud of the carbon credit scam' Gore? Ya mean like that, Tim? Tim’s doing very well out of Global Warming: the biggest con in history. “It was a deeply disturbing experience”, said Tim.

Er, Timmy, what is truly disturbing for free individuals, is the avalanche of manure from the Logical Fallacy challenged. What is terrifying is watching ideology pushing Socialist Leftoids getting their relentless way with their lust for endless social engineering via our children.

"Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Stalin.

Tim is at core, like all Left enviro-freaks, kind of bipolar ideologue swinging from daffy Utopian hallucinations to doom frothing miserable bastard. They’re all like this it seems. Why don’t more people notice that these people are fanatics and obsessives that you’d normally avoid on the street?

"You young people, full of vigour and vitality, are in the bloom of life, like the sun at eight or nine in the morning. Our hope is placed on you." Mao.

Tim is “…outraged at how badly the previous generations have handled matters”.

First, note the Year Zero arrogance, the bloated dismissal of billions of people for not following the current Party Line. This stuff says everything you need to know, about the perpetual child's tantrum that is the true Totalitarian face of Left Liberal Fascism, like Tim’s.

The Left want to control everything and everyone, and all they need is total control of the state to do it. So every previous generation was pretty much a total bunch of loser's, according to Flannery. Yep, winning WWII and the Cold War, the Renaissance, the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, Human Rights, vast wealth creation, freedom, technology, health, art, film, music etc. Yep, they got it all so wrong, eh Timbo? Balls.

That's right. There's nothing good or essential about electricity, indoor plumbing, surgery, medicine, dentistry, sanitation, roads, refrigeration, childcare, human rights, transport, technology, welfare, freedom to travel, doubling of life expectancy, peadiatrics, obstetrics, free press, television, film, freedom of expression and artistic exchange, no free exchange of ideas, vastly improved housing and conveniences etc, etcetera. Not if Tim had his way. Nope, it's either all a plot or taken for granted in idiot land.

Somehow, I don't have confidence that Tim could even run a corner store. These jokers glibly talk about reducing emissions by 2050 by er, 90%! Riight. And increasing their own ego and moral vanity inflated gas emmissions by a 1000%...

Here are a few real big surprises for you, sports. Er, no. Not really. Tim was at University in the 1970’s! Who woulda thought it?!

And he says we “still remember our outrage at Whitlam’s dismissal”. Quite. As long as you ain't living in a stale past then. No outrage at Whitlam’s utter incompetence, arrogance, or his neo-Emperor law passing style? Gough passed over forty laws by writing them on bits of paper and er, passing them! No need for boring old Senate scrutiny and Constitutional process, eh? Nope, not if you’re a “Man of the People”, because if you're Left, you are the people!

“Today the big issues for many students are almost all environmental”. TF.

Er, no. If they are, we’re all as doomed as the Chinese proletariat being forced at gunpoint, to focus day and night only on making pig steel in their backyard kilns.

“Onward with the Glorious People’s Great Leap Forward!”

So there are no other distinct subjects at school now? No separate disciplines? It's all a mixed salad of ideological rabble, eh? Oh, I get it. What Tim means is the old method of making every single subject a mere vehicle for Leftist propaganda. The way every subject can be absurdly bent to the will of being a crazy prism for er, "women's studies". Even engineering, quantum physics, accounting and finger painting.

"Defeat the inherent patriarchy and aggression of the Universe, now!"

Gee, maybe teach kid's about how Capitalist Democracy actually works and why it works so well. Or maybe teach 'em about their manipulation by the MSM, radical ideologues and other crimes? A little examination and analysis of Tim's true motives or track record could work wonders.

Hey, don't examine my trail of failure! But of course, that's why I don't put myself up for Enviro-Kommisar positions of power and influence like Timmy.

I love this bit from tiny minded Tim. “There’s a certain perversity in teaching about the dangers of climate change in classrooms lit and powered by the wasteful burning of the very fossil fuel that is causing the problem”. Er, where to start Fisking Tim’s intellectual wasteland of illogic? And he’s a ‘Professor?!’ Sure he is. Another meaningless title, sans any discernible sense of Quality Control.

You can really see that there is as per usual, no end point for Tim’s sourly massive activism or those like him. They are dangerous and destructive radicals covering themselves in the smiley face tactics of the big lies of the Left. Its collective Socialism by stealth,just like Britain and France.

Teaching in rooms with electric light is not a conspiracy, stupid. It’s called real life and er, it's ordinary. It’s not perverse to be like the norm, but abnormal to find the ordinary perverse. Every academic and ideologue should try reality at least once. So it’s "wasteful?” So we should keep oil to use at a later date? Hey, Tim doesn’t use electricity or any of the couple of hundred thousand oil based products? Maybe Tim wrote his column on a piece of bark using ochre and delivered it to ‘The Age’ office naked, except for a stylish covering of leaves and dirt? It's the Nimbin Tuxedo!

Tim the well tenured freak, is a bog standard comfortable critic of the West. What he really hates is Capitalism, and the choices and individual freedoms only it and Democracy brings. Because with economic freedom, no-one needs to really listen to a fool and a phoney like Tim. Unless they're well balanced merely because they have a chip on both shoulders. That’s why these people always target the very young, sports.

As Mark Steyn said, Tim is “living in a fantasy life completely supported by the system he despises”.

"My object in life is to dethrone God and destroy capitalism." Karl Marx.

The rest of Flannery’s hideous article mostly concerns the indignant and juvenile breath holding of various professional and middle-aged to Kos kid brats. There’s Tim’s Left style and smiley face Totalitarian control freak plan’s for public mass criticism of school’s, business’s and individual’s etc. Meaning those who are not correct Comrade’s to the eco party line. According to Tim, publicising dissident attitudes would be a really neato “…spur to action”.Tim believes that “...such information should be published in a newspaper such as ‘The Age”. Riiight.

Let's get out the conical hats and get the tumbrels ready, now! Ain't it great if we can get kids to rat on their parent's and teacher's to the local Kommisar, for their anti-environmental crimes?

“Root out and destroy Capitalist Counter Revolutionary Railroaders!”

The last paragraph is a classic of sub-Mao student union madness and a wonderful exposure of the economic Leftard nincompoop mind of Tiny Tim; the mental, moral and irrational cripple.

“I cannot imagine money being better spent in the pursuit of fast, steep emissions reductions…” Tim Flannery.

Yep, I bet ya can’t. Read as other people’s money. Hey, for a Leftard, every one of their fashionable Utopian hysterias must happen ASAP. Its just gotta, Mister! The Left are nothing if not entirely reckless, thus the high body count.

Read his ideas as more poverty and death for Africa.

“..than harnessing the passions of youth by revealing the actions, as opposed to the words, of the elders”. TF, for too 'effing much.


As per usual, Tim is a kinda negative dude, kids. The chances of him turning up with a non-Leftist tract, that's not predictive, fashionable and curiously like old time religion doom saying, are about zero. Maybe Tim will distribute Roy Rosenzweig's book 'It''s Getting Better All the Time: 100 Greatest Trends of the Last 100 Years'. Er, no. It can't be about tradition, caution, proof or evidence.

Gotta keep pumping the old balloon of hysteria and those imagined enemies of the people for your own legitimacy, eh? Off ya go, Tim. They love ya at 'The Age', kid. They're sure to publish ya groovy 'Traitors to the Green Revolution Execution List'.


Er, Timbo's style of guff is a pure and standard freak out of indoctrination and mass conformity of the radical Leftist, Communist, Socialist, Nazi, Islamist, Totalitarian and Nationalist kind. Take ya pick, it's all pretty much the same in the end. Only the naive, the unresearched, the unread, those lacking in confidence, the indoctrinated or the wilfully deluded, swallow such rotten Leftist crap. Any complete individual will be naturally repelled by every bit of Left junk. Thus, you are the enemy...

It's some ugly, miserable and spooky shit by stealth, kids. Much like the Tim Flannery Show.

Tell ya whut, Tim, AKA Mr Enviro-Baldy, stay away from my kid.

Protester neglects to insult George Bush.

Protesters bringing the gift of understanding and fire at a recent 'Be Nice to Everybody' Peace Riot.


Dear sports, here's 'Request of the Week' from Tuesday 17 July 2007.


On Monday, Benjamin Smythe-Browne, undergraduate medical student and armed radical, began a day of activism with a crisis meeting at the Campus Student Union Revolutionary Socialist Workers Support Group and Polo Club, where logistic preparations for violent protests to demand a nicer world were made in earnest.

Travelling in a loud, abusive and 'right on' group via public transport, the gang of idealists performed various acts that were planned to show “solidarity with workers oppressed by the Capitalist Death Machine”. Smyth-Browne, or as he is known in biology lectures, ‘Comrade Benny’, exposed the hypocrisy of fellow commuters as “slaves to consumerism”, by urinating out the window.

His commitment to “world peace” was consolidated with a heavy black marker on the carriage interior with the simple words, “Viva Che!”, the famous revolutionary icon and child killer. Smythe-Browne and his chums later joined the main protest march, where they listened to speeches by internationally respected activists such as Henry “Da bomb” Crankstein, former felon and now the public face of the Baader Meinhoff Gang.

Inspired by Cranksteins calls to “bring down the capitalist pigsty economy” and replace it with what he termed a system of “the revolutionary distribution of wealth based on the ideals of basket weaving, drum circles, collective organic vegetable plots and plastic explosives”, Benjamin and his friends then proceeded to hurl trash cans and small children through the front windows of various fast food chains. The days festivities continued with the boys pushing over a transit van driver before torching him.

Smythe-Browne said that, “While I really feel that we achieved something today and not just for ourselves, but for everybody, I do feel some disappointment. I didn’t realise until we were back home, and luckily just in time for dinner, that I had completely forgotten to insult George Bush all day, even once! All of us did. No one mentioned it. I don’t know what happened or what went wrong”.

A puzzled Benjamin explained that he and all his friends’ usually only need to hear the words Bush, USA, the President or George, and they instantly respond with terms of abuse such as “Poo-poo face” or “Wee-wee pants” and even “Roger Whittaker fan”.

Said Smythe-Browne, “I can only tell you it won’t happen again. We can’t ignore the poor of the world in their desires for whatever it is that poor people want, or whatever”. With a concerned look and furrowed brow, Benjamin stated that, “Its certainly given me something to think about next week while I’m skiing in Aspen”.

The deliberately lost 'Goons Show' script impression!

The great and wonderful Goon Show was Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe. They are pictured here disguised as three leeks held by three anonymous BBC employees.


Dear Sports, here is my feeble attempt at a script in 'the style of' the Goon Show. The Goons were kind of the greatest radio comedy team of all time. They were free and self contained, thus they've not really dated a moment. I should be so lucky. Please send all your applause by registered truck in an unmarked bank account, Jim!



MC: The scene: The crumpled and waterlogged hideout of England’s most dangerous criminal librarian, Emil Pie and his naughty chum Berty Ankles, formerly the player of a concrete piano, but he couldn’t cut it. And now the story.


Emil: I’ve invented the barbed wire canoe! We’re free at last!

Bert: Why that’s ridiculous. Surely the water just pours in?

Emil: Not on land it won’t. In the sea, the water will run out again.

Bert: Well, lashed me to a packet of assorted breakfast cereals. You’ve thought of everything.

Emil: I knew I’d forgotten something! Aye, that’s the rub. That’s the rub…

Bert: Stop it!

Emil: We must leave England. I’m tired of being on the run I tell you.

Bert: Eat more fibre.

MC: The two wretched but decent murderers decide to leave their sodden secret hideout made of secretly made secret hides, to seek the secret advice of one Neville Plank , Former Scotland Flowerbox, now turned to crime and a curious shade of secret plaid, on forming a secret plan of escape to a secret destination.


[Emil knocking on impression of a secret door.] Emil: Hello Neville, we are here at your door.

Neville: Ah, Emil, how exasperating to see you. Here, have some of these delicious exasperries and cream. I curdled it myself.

Emil: No thank you Neville, I had a photograph of a trifle on the way here. What I want to say is…

Neville: And obviously you have. Now let’s get down to business, my dearest little physical apparition. Here, roll this policeman’s gazette between your knees and make yourself uncomfortable. Now, how can I help you?

Emil: How can you help me?

Neville: I just said that.

Emil: Thanks for the help.

Neville: Please, I’m getting a terrible headache. I think it was that sharp blow you gave me.

Emil: Sorry mate. It’s a nervous twitch.

Neville: How nice to meet you.

Bert: Thankyou.

Neville: Now listen carefully lads, your problem is a difficult one, but the answer is quite obvious.

Bert: How obvious?

Neville: Not that obvious.

Bert: You’re the boss, Nev!

Neville: As I was saying, how did you build your criminal library empire? By looting half the books in England!

Bert: So that’s why I can only read half a book!

Neville: Precisely. By hiding thousands of volumes between the pages of the Times, no one was the wiser. Don’t you see? I can get you both safely out of our sunny Isles the same way, and do the crossword puzzle at the same time.

Bert: As what?

Neville: As escape, my average height economy sized criminal duo.

Emil: Fantastic! Let’s go.

Neville: Not yet. Later…much Later. The timing must be absolutely precision perfect. [One second later.] So everything is ready lads. Quickly, inside page three and make yourselves comfortable. There isn’t a moment to lose. [Sounds of train and howling wind.] So here we are on a train heading for the coast. Nothing can stop us now. My plan is far too perfect and simple to fail.

Emil: Why couldn’t we sit inside?

Bert: I don’t like these sandwiches. My tea will go cold.

Neville: If you want to see real suffering, you should see 2nd class. Here, pour the tea down the front of your shirt, and the body warmth will stabilise the tea at the desired temperature. When you’re ready for some tiffin, you simply wring your string singlet back into your cup.

Bert: You’re so kind, Plank. Aaaaaargh! It’s scalding!

Neville: Of course, no one would scream like that otherwise. Yes, you’ve certainly convinced me.

MC: The lads settled in for the night lulled to sleep by the clickety clack of the public convenience, when they were suddenly awoken by the sound of a very copper voice. [Sound of very large flat feet.]


Copper: ‘Ere, what are you doing on the roof of this train? Where’s your first class ticket?

Neville: I was rather hoping you’d tell me. But if you would rather that a civilian is privy to police business, that’s entirely your affair. A need to know basis and so on. Here, be a good man and do hold onto this briefcase full of twenty thousand Euros.

Copper: Exactly. ‘Ere, I see you have the Times. Let me fill in the crossword puzzle with a paintbrush and ah, we can all carry on as we were.

Neville: Certainly Constable. Here, have some lovely money.

Copper: I’m sorry sir, but we coppers are not allowed to take bribes while on duty. Here’s an address in Clapham!

MC: But when the Police officer and amateur contortionist opens the newspaper, out fall our two fugitives. The offending type boys are doomed.


Copper: What’s this then, eh? A three letter word for a small furry animal that drinks milk and has sharp teeth?

Bert: Jim?

Copper: Wait a minute. What do we have here? England’s two most wanted naughty people. You’ll walk the Neville for this Plank. Everybody put their hands together.

Bert: You’re going to arrest us?

Copper: No. It’s the end of the first half of the show.

MC: Defeated, but still with their legs, the two lads resign themselves to incarceration or worse.


Neville: Look here, my dear copper. What about letting us see a last soccer match, there’s a decent fellow? It’s the home team. My Grandmother’s playing.

Copper git: Well, it’s highly illegal, unethical, a stupid and reckless whim that would destroy my chances of any promotion.

Neville: Here’s a bag of plasticine grapes and some more lovely money.

Copper: Done!

MC: Our temporarily reprieved felons are escorted to the game. Its Lands End United vs North North North.


Emil whispering: Er, Neville. Why are we at this soccer game?

Neville: Leave everything to me. While our copper friend was noshing on his modelling dough grapes and filling in the Times crossword puzzle, I cleverly made a secret phone call on my secret soup tin and string. I’ve arranged for one of the players to kick the ball to me. By simply pulling on a chord protruding from said bouncey bouncey, an inflatable air balloon will be released. Now I want you and Bert to hold onto it for dear life, and if my weather predictions are correct, you should be lifted and carried on the prevailing winds all the way to France and freedom.

Emil: But what about the copper? How will you distract him?

Nevile: Simple. A rather large cardboard box was secretly placed under our seats.

Bert: Hey. Everyone loves cardboard. It’s got to work.

Neville: Quite. No, it’s what’s inside the box.

Bert: What is it?

Neville: A Bengal tiger.

Emil: But he’s a copper! He won’t notice.

Neville: I’ve planned for that very situation. The tiger will be wearing a red carnation.

Emil: You’re a genius.

Neville: Thank you. That’ll be ten thousand Euros in freshly dry cleaned notes.

Emil: A bargain!

MC: As planned, the ball is kicked towards the lads as Neville catches it.


Copper: I like the way you handle a ball, Neville.

Neville: Thankyou. I am a Doctor after all. Er, the lads and I have done a bit of a whip around and bought you a small gift for being such a nice policeman. Why don’t you open it now?

Copper: How kind. I don’t know what to say…

Neville: Try screaming.

Copper: Aaaaagh!

Neville: Quickly lads! There’s not a moment to lose. Grab a hold of the pajama string and escape across the channel to Froggy land.

Emil: Thankyou so much Neville. You’ve been more than a friend, you’ve been an enemy too!

MC: The crime infested lads pull together on the string and are quickly lifted up into the sky by the rapidly inflated balloon.


Bert: We’ll never forget you, Smith!

Neville: Good luck lads and bon voyage. I’ve emptied both your bank accounts.

MC: The chums in crime drift over the Channel and eventually descend onto the beach of St. Tropez, where they land on the French actress, Sophie Marceau.


Sophie: Oh, hullo little Englishmen clinging to a balloon. How are you?

Emil: Surprised, but pleasantly crippled and broken.

Sophie: You must be very thirsty. Your tongues are hanging out. Would you care to come to my house for refreshment and a nice bite?

Bert: Do you have tea?

Sophie: I have two!

Emil: Charming woman.

MC: Later, back at the apartment of the delicious French actress.


Emil: You have a magnificent tea set, Sophie.

Sophie: Why thank you Emil. You are very nice for obviously hardened men.

MC: Meanwhile Neville, cool as ever, was about to play his final card. The scene, a court room.


Judge: It took all morning to catch this room, but on with the trial. The dignity of the court will be enforced. Bailiff, pay the power bill and get the lights back on. Clerk, extend the rental on this furniture. Neville, how do you plead?

Neville: In a very high voice, your Honour. I’m innocent! As sure as my name is Plank, I’ve never been to a fence.

Judge: I order that remark to be stricken from the record, as it’s obviously falsetto. Now, about your naughty criminal activities. If found guilty, you could face the death penalty or worse. I will also want to give you a large fine.

Neville: Thanks Judge. I could do with the money.

Judge: You’ve heard the telling and impartial evidence of our distinguished councils against this swine. What do you say? I say he’s guilty!

Jury: After due consideration of our secret bank accounts, we find the defendant not guilty.

Judge: In that case, Neville Plank, you will be taken from this court to a place of dining in the West End, where justice will be served. Anything to say, Neville?

Neville: About time. All I’ve had to eat all day are these plasticine grapes.

Oliver Stone interviews Adolf Hitler.

Audience reaction at the Academy Awards, to Oliver Stone receiving his Oscar for Stone's fifteenth assassination conspiracy film, 'KFC'.


Dear sports, here's 'Request of the Week' from Friday 20 July 2007.



Academy Award winning film maker Oliver Stone, recently visited Nazi Germany and over several days interviewed the Fuhrer while a guest at Hitler’s residence, known as ‘The Beagles Hair’. Stone acknowledged that many right wing conservatives, who in Stones words, have a “rabid and almost pathological dislike” of Hitler and his various reforms, have criticised such visits.

“That’s their reactionary trip and I just don’t buy into it. I’m an artist and as such, I want to show that there’s more than one biased side to a story. I've gotten to know him as Adolf and believe me, anyone that can stand up to American Imperialism is a genius as far as I’m concerned” said Stone several weeks ago by telephone, from atop the picturesque ‘Berchersmuesligarten'.

Oliver continued that he was of course prepared to ask the “tough questions” such as alleged abuses of human rights and “whatever”. Stone is known for such controversial films as ‘The Last Temptation of Christopher Hitchens’, where Stone hypothesises the writer being tested before launching his latest book, with being able to live an alternate life as Jesus Christ.

The film ‘Full Bread Basket’, chronicled the massive support by Hollywood stars and celebrities for the two and a half million Vietnamese refugees that left Vietnam after 1975. Many actors, directors and other Tinsel Town illuminati, such as Oliver Stone and close friend Jane Fonda, have dozens of Vietnamese families still living on their large Hollywood estates as virtual permanent guests.

“They’ve become our families now. We love them maybe even more than any of my public speeches or Oliver’s films. Instead of a macho and violent 'victory', we support as we have since the 1960’s, the more inclusive idea of defeat. As actors, we were always naturally determined to keep up the long Hollywood traditions of responsibility” said Fonda, who was known as “Washington” Jane during the war.

Stone spoke of how he was “always very interested in German culture with its sexy, sultry, fun, swinging beat and rhythms. Any party you go to, put on some ‘Beer Hall Oom Pah Pah’ music, and people throw off all their inhibitions and simply can’t resist dancing. It’s very sensual music. You know I toured the Albert Speer industrial zone and ya know what I liked? It was so co-operative and ‘for the people’. No child in the Fatherland is without a machine pistol. They just see it as a natural part of being a Nazi”.

The movie maker also spoke to ordinary Germans and went into their homes. “Of course, I had thirteen Storm Troopers with me. But that’s just Cu…, I mean Nazi Germany, man. I have to play by their rules if I want to show the bigger picture, especially at a multiplex”. What impressions did Stone have of regular life for the average German?

Stone considered for a moment and said, “Sure, I see where the criticisms can come from, but ya gotta remember, ever since ‘The Bay of Normandy’ fiasco, the ‘V2 Crisis’ and the subsequent cargo cult, it’s been a question of survival, so some things are just necessary. And remember, whatever economic pressures they are under, the Germans still have their wonderful culture, dancing and music. Yes, they still have that. The dancing, the culture...the dancing, thing, they have...it”.

The Director also shared some lighter moments with the German Chancellor, such as when Stone broke into one of Hitler’s long and stimulating monologues to ask a personal question. “Hey man, sorry to interrupt, but you’re what, over a hundred and fourteen years old now? I know ya always been a ladies man. Can I ask you, is that still part of your life today?”

Hitler, who had appeared quite tense and stimulated for the previous eight hours of his speech, suddenly relaxed while the assorted guests returned to drinking Argentinean wine and eating strudel.

The Fuhrer laughed in that beguiling way that he has and answered cheekily, “With the new and superior German ‘Super Drugs’ my scientists have developed and that will be ready any day now, it will be my first pole and then around the world!”

Stone spoke of how the light hearted mood of the evening changed a little at the mention of Rudolph 'Chump' Hess, who since his death and after trying unsuccessfully to foster a Nazi rebellion in Hawaii in 1967, has become an icon to students and librarians around the world. Many wear the face of Hess as a hip T-shirt design, and he's also a very popular poster boy.

“I can easily see why”, said Stone. “Hess or ‘Chump’ as he’s affectionately known, just looks so good in that classic T-shirt image, with his deep set, very beady black eyes and bushy eyebrows looking off into the distance. It’s a great image with the Hula skirt and he was really just the Prince of Wermacht cool and style, especially with his leather Lederhosen and that cuckoo clock he often carried around with him”.

I asked Stone about the documentary’s release. “I’ll be releasing a Directors cut soon in a boxed set of eighty seven DVD’s. I think, and I’m just being honest here, it will be seen as a major event and a great work of art”. The documentary, ‘Hitler: Misunderstood Genius, Rebel and all Round Nazi Party Guy’, is released later this year.

PM Rudd puts your head in a spin and Bob Brown can’t keep his head down.

My Japanese wife Nora, pictured above, admittedly without make up on and unlike me, does not give the Australian Green's head vegetable Bob Brown, the horn.


Drifting with the currents on his vast sea of spin, Australia's Prime Minister Fluffy could coincidentally, make a clear minded head spin. Now there’s the much vaunted and meaningless word ‘change’ in action right there. The world’s greatest Treasurer Paul Keating was not the world’s greatest treasurer, but one of the worlds foremost elitist creeps armed with riches, status, high level pals, and a mean streak that went all the way around. A tarmac runway of meanness really.

Keating has always bristled with the bunk of a faux Socialism that he has entirely no intention of ever living. This is why General Paulus, like most of his ilk, expends much effort in promoting a laughable view of himself to the public as some kind of Armani and art collecting ‘Man of the Proletariat'.

"America is the most admired, most affluent, most free nation in human history. That… is what Barack Hussein Obama wants to change". Dane Gerus on Hotair comments.

Er, gettin' wit der peeple is something Keating is incapable of doing, as his true trajectory has always been as per usual, in getting as far removed from the boorish plebes as possible. Just like Bob ‘Ignore my exposed knob’ Hawk, Gough ‘No utter fiasco was ever my fault’ Whitlam and Mal ‘Worlds oldest student activist twerp’ Frazer. Then of course there’s an actual greatest Treasurer in Peter Costello.

Odd innit, that the man most responsible for everything we have economically and all that feeds on from that, was either ignored, taken for granted or curiously sneered at.

“Yeah, but what’s the Treasurer ever done for us, eh?”

“Er, let me see. Well sure, no aqueducts, but one of the greatest and most resilient economies in the world, an enormous increase in the standard of living, in personal wealth, our incredible freedom, security, infrastructure etc, etc. Yep, nothin’ I guess”


“The world is too much with us. Too late and too soon.
Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers.
Little we see in nature that is ours.
We have given our hearts away.
A sordid boon”. William Wordsworth.


And now we have Young Mr Swann, the free worlds first Sorcerer’s Apprentice Treasurer. Don’t whittle those brooms, Wayne! And sadly, Kevin the Sorcerer is all magic show.

“Nothing up our sleeves! Nothing in any portfolio! Nothing in our heads! But we have more ideas than anyone! No, really! We have millions of ideas! Ideas? Unbelievable ideas. Er, you actually want to see one? You wish. A typical Opposition trick! Sure we have tri…er, ideas! Tons of ‘em! Just be satisfied with us saying fresh ideas at the drop of a hat. Think of it as our version of ‘change’. What does it mean? Damned if I know. Er, nothing”.

In Parliament Rudd was asked over three times if we “should have confidence in the abilities of the current Treasurer?” Absolutely. You can rely on Wayne Swann. Like Errol Flynn, he’ll always let you down. Wayne’s voice, curiously like Julia Ocean Child Guillard, is flat, ugly and grating. They remind me of the sometimes locally vogue thing of singing in a kind of absurdly old time Aussie goldminer’s accent, to emphasise one’s ‘with the common people’ credentials. Why not, eh, cobber? Mate? Sport? Itchy?

Actually, Rudd first answered by talking about everything but Swanny.

“Swanny? Swanny? Swanny how I love ya, my dear old Swanny. I’d walk a million hustings just to see you… ba, ba, ba, ba.”

Nope, Wayne Swann is a crap Treasurer. Treasurer is really like Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces in the Pacific Theatre. It’s not a learn on the job position really, is it? You must work up to it and be ready to er, go from day one, never mind day one 'undred Guvna! Go Swanny girl! Go!

"What's all that stuff laying over there? Oh, so that's money?! Now I get it..!" Wayne 'Junior Monopoly' Swann.

And the Rudd Government has performed nothing but illusions, fashionable tricks that elicit admiration from the Left, deluded and plain clueless. The pure baloney and massive UN backed Gravy Train of Global Warming? Er, all bunk. Hollywood, pop stars, grant chasing academics, a washed up US ex-Vice President and various Socialist fellow travellers of the mental illness of Leftism are a guarantee of quality? Er, no.

Global Warming = Global Socialism, kids. All lies.

And the creepy embarrassment of the “Stolen Generations” pantomime. Gee, ya think such a big feel good rally of the hubristic, disingenuous, plain stupid, daft and out of their depth when simply trying to think, may attract any utterly lying opportunists? Could happen...

Sure, there’s a bad side too. And er, apart from the joy of being able to play Student Union Crisis Meeting’s with a real country, what has Rudd actually er, done? A big nuttin', that's what. But as long as we all feel good and emote in the right way. I’m emoting baby! Er, how many Aboriginal children have I saved so far? None? Wait, I’ll feel more then. It’s gotta work!

Jeepers, ya think this whole “Stolen Generations” fraud will make it more likely or less likely that anyone, never mind an authority, will now act to remove children from where they have no competent adult care, are neglected, are being raped, assaulted and murdered? Gee, what ya reckon?

Hey, and now Rudd and many others think it’s just a Jim Dandy state of affairs for the Opposition to merely agree with Labour policy and other non-ideas in the spirit of er “bi-partisanship”. Er, yeah, agreeing with Labour policy. Er, no. Completely eliminating the Conservative real idea and practices of wanting accountable, empirical proof and the exercising of caution is not a good thing, miniature King Kevin. Let us agree to disagree, as it were.

Crazy man! Bob Brown wants civil unions for homosexuals because anything less would “discriminate”. Discrimination is the basis of rational thought, as opposed to mere passion. The avoidance of the rational and proven is the bedrock of Left Liberalism. The premise for gay marriage is that such unions are equal. But equal to what? Marriage, heterosexuality or decor? So two men can have children naturally? Not without some incredible contortions, kid.

‘A bit confused? You write the following: "...and the first preening metrosexual president". You are weirdly obsessed with this (real or imagined) aspect of Mr. John Edwards' personality. You seem more than a bit insecure on masculinity to me. Issues?’ William Sanford. Mark Steyn’s mailbox.

Mark Steyn: “You're right. Because of my own confusion about my sexuality, I think everybody's gay. Especially you. Are you coming on to me? And, if not, would you if I asked nicely?”

So apparently marriage can be thought of as so amorphously unimportant, as to be on the same level as something entirely different purely by ones viewpoint. So, why bother with gay marriage? Or if a gay marriage, even a gay marriage in a convenience, is equal to marriage, why bother at all with either?

Well because they are not the same at all. If the tradition of marriage has no meaning beyond what a gay man like Bobby says it is and what it’s allegedly equal to, by default, anyone can say what either is, including gay marriage. Hey, just imagine you have gay marriage! It’s just an opinion that you’re free to have, so be cool.

It’s all just an over eager and fashionable void you see, in which to place whatever is the currently pushed vacuum of values as values. Curiously, always of a Left, Liberal and Radical hue…how er, interesting.

Er, isn’t gay marriage discriminating against polygamist’s, pro-group marriage advocates, cultures where its ok to marry children and people who wish to marry a baboon or a goat? Satanist’s have rights too!

“No gay monopoly on total marriage definition freedom now!”

All Left non-ideas start off with pure emotions saying something Conservative is merely an opinion and of no intrinsic value, or oppressive and down right evil. The next step is to undermine it and then replace it with something entirely unproven and based merely on intent. The true intent being social engineering via more government power.

Every time a non-idea floating in the infinite fantasyscape of their innate moral vanity possesses a Leftard, they want to push it onto everyone else ASAP, and anyone who questions or disagrees is ipso facto, bad. There's only top gear in moon bat land.

“Hey! Let’s stage a musical with no money and no ideas! Let’s save the theatre and old Mr Greely!”

Sure, I’m hip to gay folks having all the decent and legal protection they should have, and for their relationships to have some form of legal status, even if only to ensure the Italian designer retro lamps are evenly split. But pretend it’s the same or perversely even superior to marriage? Sure, a relationship can be bitchy, claustrophobic, limiting, whining and obsessive about mundane and unimportant details, but that alone still won't make it a marriage.

Look, what the Hell do I know about gay relationships, except that the decor is usually tasteful? And that’s the point.

The unfortunately named Bobby Brown knows what a gay relationship is for sure. He’s got it down, so to speak. But by default and logic, I know what marriage is, sadly, and Bob doesn’t and never will. So the day I get elected and start saying that listening to Marvin Gaye is the same as listening to bleak sterile dance tracks and a live Streisand slash Garland slash Kylie concert, let me know. Where does Bob get off telling people what their damn marriage means anyway? This is something he could not possibly know. Er, maybe he has kids? How would I know? But I don't think he's living the lifestyle as such... So get your own format, ya freeloader!

“Walk this way! Talk this way!”

And there you have it. I don’t want to tell people how to live their life and I don’t want someone dismissing mine or the value of it's traditions. If I wanted a life of drug taking, sodomy and madness, I’d stay at home.

It just shows how Conservative many gay men are, that they'd want into the marriage gig anyway. And also that many do not want to get into it, and don't want to change the traditional definition in our culture of marriage at all. It also shows how radical and careless more than a few are if they would want to profoundly and radically alter or degrade it. Isn't married life degrading enough? End marriage as we know it and where will many gay men go to co-ordinate, decorate, cater and cry?

Traditional marriage eh? Where does Bob think all the little gay people come from? Hmmm?

Hey, and speaking of radical and careless, that about covers the platitude and cliche overload that's Bob Brown, the dumbest man in the whole damn town! Dumber than an old wood log, thicker than a London fog...

Tell me how anyone sharp and with things to do, can take such a mediocre and by the numbers Socialist Enviroloon boob seriously? The Green's preposterous manifesto is an incomprehensible hyper fantasy of sub-dullard and middle-class Leftardism. The only thing that could ever support such tax funded national suicide is the very Capitalist Democracies the Green's wish to destroy.

Look, I love the next embarrassing thing Bobby will always say. What I don't like is that he has some posiition of influence to follow it through. Bob is a shallow and twerpy guy, who stretches his meagre ration of analytic inability every time he imagines he has anything to say worth a damn. I'm still waitin' Bob.

Bob's tiny mind is a lot like the bayou swamp slime brain of the free worlds first eunich and Jew hating ex-President, Jimmy 'Mountains of Saudi Bribes' Carter. It's as if Bob has vitamised every activist pamphlet ever, and then rammed it all into the empty cavity that is his rattling skull.



Er, without getting too sickening, marriage is in the end, mostly all about those terrible other people known as children. It’s not about you. It’s about kids or it’s about entirely nothing. Tasteful dinners that have to eventually end in staring into space, drooling in a home after a lifetime of stylish narcissism just won’t cut it, I’m afraid. That’s the humbling truth of it all. Marriage sure ain’t about great sex, conversation and confidence building! I’m sorry, but I don’t want the freaky institution of marriage to give equal time to two or more sweaty men, working together in leather and oil, unless it has everything to do with motorcycle maintenance.

From my meagre observations living in Prahran, the gayest little suburb in Melbourne, the scene is often a triumph of a sometimes rather brittle and narrow style over much substance, except for illegal substances. Conversely, married with kids is a triumph of every substance over any meagre style you may have imagined you ever possessed.

In reality, marriage is all about the inevitable revealing of the incredible and actual uncoolness of most of us. Marriage for most, is eventually a style free void, I'm afraid. Thus, your own kids have something to rebel against in their own ridiculous and mass fashionable teenage way.

More than a little of the gay scene can appear sometimes as a lifestyle stuck forever in the er, concerns of ones early twenties and proudly so. In marriage, all pretensions especially of youth, are mostly ripped away and rather rudely. I imagine it happens for gay people too of course, but children speed the process up somewhat to warp speed.

Yep, many of my favourite people are gay and some of my not so favourite. At the very gay gym I went to, there were many kind and thoughtful people, but why wouldn’t there be? If my son was gay, it would make entirely no difference to how I'd feel. I still couldn't stand him! And I do become entirely hostile whenever I see oppression and violence aimed at people for being gay and simply who they are.

But kids, I haven't known any gay folks that naturally desire all or much of what married heterosexual men have. Who does, for Christ sakes?! And there’s the rub literally, for good and bad. I don’t see why they’d want a mirror image of the gig really, however ersatz. It would add to neither and subtract from both.

“The man doesn’t make the child, the child makes the man”.

That’s me, and I have entirely no interest in being allegedly progressive, open minded, hip or flexible and I don’t care what anyone thinks about it. Yep, I'm a self made man, and it took a lot of plasticine to do it. This is what makes me an authentically married man and an actual Father to a kid. That, plus the lack of dress sense, the bad decore and my Soul, R&B and Hendrix records.

Labourer discovers economic cause and effect.

Jimmy McOates, labourer and economist relaxing at home.


Dear sports, here's request of the week from Friday 06 June 2007.

'It's a miracle!' say world leaders.

A statement presented today at a hastily convened press conference by a gardener, is being hailed as possibly the greatest breakthrough in improving the standard of living for the worlds poor since the Industrial Revolution or cannibalism. A man, who until recently had been working as a labourer, claimed that he had found the actual and surprisingly single cause of world poverty.

Jimmy McOates of South Node stated that it came to him while he was watching the Academy Awards. "I had been spreading some gravel. I had just come home and had begun to watch the television. I noticed that all these so called stars were wearing expensive jewellery and quick as a flash, I put two and two together", he said in his incredibly thick accent while adding that, "I'm not a racist, and wouldn't even know how to spell bigot.

How can they wear expensive jewellery while there are people starving in Africa?”, said McOates with a concerned upturn of the eyebrow. "Well, once I'd said it, I realised that it was pure gold and I had to get it out to the world".

And of course, the impact of this profound revelation has been felt around the world as politicians, scientists, business people and actors, have reacted with a mixture of shock, surprise and relief that one of the great puzzles and misconceptions of the century has finally been exposed.

African Leader and Philanthropist, President Robert Zimbabwe, said that "It's a complete turn-up for the books. All this time, foreign conspirators that I cannot name for security reasons, have spread lies that our problems were caused by murderous, incompetent, corrupt, oppressive, undemocratic and non civil governments with even crazier economic systems, which shows how wrong you can be".

He was speaking at the launch of his governments 'Fifteenth Economic Conference on the Implementation of a Straw Based Economy', held at Club Med.

"I knew all along that it was something like this, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Of course we don't need any Western mumbo jumbo interfering in our country. We have our own. I know what my people want, as I have told them on many occasions", he said.

Part of President Zimbabwe's 'New Economy', has included providing shoes only to his supporters. A country that had once been the world's biggest exporter of two tones, now has an almost entirely shoeless populace, leaving only one rapidly depleting domestic footwear source. It comes from the forced takeover of the usually Hawaiian owned, 'Arthur Lyman Dance Academies'.


These schools are a legacy of Robert Zimbabwe's failed 'Non-Stop Disco Dancing to Wealth' economic experiment of the mid-eighties. He has been aided by a disgruntled group of former dance students, who according to a school spokesman, "Couldn't actually dance at all and had no interest in it, but just came to jealously eye the other students coveted Florsheims".

Jimmy McOates said that now he had discovered his financial 'wonder formula', he felt that it could be applied endlessly. Speaking at a packed conference attended by Government leaders, various dignitaries and pop musicians from across the world, he enthralled his audience when he showed how simply by never wasting money on new underwear, he could increase the GDP of New Guinea by 50%.

Mr McOates said in a final statement, "I believe that if I wear track pants all the time, even formally, in fact especially formally, I feel I can reduce the foreign debt of Belize or Macaroon". He added that the wonderful thing was he would not have to modify his lifestyle. In fact, it would most likely enhance it.

Curiously, when asked by a single reporter if according to his incredible new theory, it follows that Africans buying expensive jewellery would have a negative effect on any other economy, or upon their own, there was some hesitation. When queried on how much of his own money he was currently sending to Africa Warlord's that would otherwise be wasted on living, Mr McOates looked puzzled. Jimmy then suddenly announced that he was feeling quite ill and that he had to go to the bathroom. So far, he has not returned.

A classically trained and very serious twerp.

The celebrity Left has figured out how to make the free market "fair". It's easy! Control the free market so badly that the ordinary majority of people are impoverished, but rich celebrities keep all their cash, benefits and fabulous lifestyle all courtesy of the er, free market! It's fantastic! Stalinistic! Che the child killer Guevaristasuperduperish! It's Pol Pottadoodle doo! It's Mao and how!


“Actors are like cattle”. Alfred Hitchcock.

Round ‘em up, ship ‘em out.

Dear sports, it was ever thus with the largely unchallenged, dull, naff and usually Left mind set and views of most celebrities whether actors, musicians or the fully sedated in-patient. Yep, guess whose “educated and intelligent?” Amazingly it’s a musician apparently. Classical guitarist and “genius” John Williams is so intelligent and educated that he refuses to perform for surprise, surprise, er, Israel! Hey, maybe he is a genius though I don't really see it. And for such a smart guy, he sure says the usual bog standard rhetoric and platitudes available anywhere, of the frivolous and simply not serious Left kind.

Er, by the way John, the Jews have produced more real genius type folks as a proportion of their population and as a raw number in almost every scientific and creative field etc, than virtually anyone else, ever. If it wasn't for the Jews, our modern world could barely exist.

“Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action”. Theodore Roosevelt.

“Gaza, that’s another crime” drivelled the classically trained Leftard. Gee, what a hero, bravely standing up for the rights of Hamas, Hezbollah and the Al Aqsa Brigades to fire endless rocket’s into Israel and to kidnap, torture, murder, blow up and behead Jews. Jeepers, how can Israel be so hurtful to Arab and Muslim feelings by insisting on existing and wanting to keep on living? Maybe with the support of freaks like John Williams, Islamist loons will one day live their collective dreams…

“Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately”. Scott Adams.


Ok, John is a very successful and skilled guitarist. I should be so lucky. But like plumbing or architecture, such a wondrous skill or talent does not naturally equate to deep and profound insights. Er, as with the skill of acting, on the contrary. And when a “genius” has the same views as the average Islamist loon and Che the child killer Guevara fan? How is this not appalling to anyone decent?

Sure, who’d care what he ever says if John Williams was actually a truck driver? No one. But he’s a world famous musician whose fashionably hideous anti-Israel and thus by default, anti-Semitic views are as per usual, ‘right on and Left!’ and perfectly in sync with Hamas and any other freak Islamist outfit.

I’m sorry. But if you deny the truth of Israel and it’s right to defend itself against over a dozen hostile neighbours, well, you are not a friend of the Jewish people, I’m afraid. The Left either can’t or don’t want to grasp this. I guarantee that the interview I sourced will generate letters to ‘The Age’ newspaper praising John as a great talent, a humanitarian, a brave hero who is standing up to BushHitler and the Zionist oppressors etc, but said in the acceptable and reasonable fashion.

Yeah, it’s very brave for rich celebrities to stand up to Democratic governments...Riiight. Er, what risk is he or any celebrity taking exactly, apart from getting uniformly lauded, congratulated, awarded and applauded? Yeah, Dick Cheney is gonna shoot him, right? Er, no. John Williams will perform, pontificate and get paid a tasty fee as usual and all courtesy of the free markets he can somehow see as flawed, unlike er, Socialism. Ha, ha!

“Iraq was simply a modern day war crime, wrong on every single count: common sense, history, justice, necessity” sayeth William’s the comfortable hypocrite and non-analyst.

Replace “Iraq” with John Williams and “war crime” with moon bat fool, and useless John is right on the money. I always wait to hear what liberation, or what actual kind of action such Leftoids would support. They never say. Nope, for the fatuous, easy, privileged and irresponsible products of Western freedom, the moral high ground of perfect inaction and the vanity of abstraction is the way to go, every time.

So according to John, an adult... the war contained nothing worthy or noble. There is nothing to be done, nothing now or at any time and anyway, it was all for some entirely evil plan, sadly hyperbolic of the frothing Kos kid kind. And there’s no place in the empty opinions of Williams and others like him, for the sacrifice and great works of the better men of the military, and indeed for any Iraqi who wishes to be free like er, John Williams.

“The reason the Intelligence Community is unable to define the nature of the Jihadi enemy, the Chairman implies, is because we have not “read what the enemy has said.” In other words, we have failed to undertake an assessment of the threat based on the Jihadi enemy’s declared strategic doctrine”. The Coughlin Report.


“I hate sophisticated hypocrites and I put that down to being Australian”. John ‘Placard Slogan’ Williams.

Er, quite, old boy. The self-loathing must be extraordinary. I prefer crude hypocrites. They’re much cheaper.

So John cancelled his tour of America. Hey, so no strangely sterile and unappealing Squaresville alleged pop and high level baroque cover versions, all played note for note pretty much exactly the same every time. Bummer. I should be so lucky.

Sydney Morning Herald’s Bruce Elder called William’s African “excursion”, ‘Magic Box’, “suburban and middle brow” and a “patronising travesty”. Look, many of my favourite things are suburban and middle brow and even a travesty. But where does Williams’s alleged geopolitical insight come from? Oh, that’s right, by default of being a genius. I hung out with a Mensa pal or two. Of course it’s better to be intelligent than dumb, but it seems like no guarantee of Quality Control, if ya know what I mean.

Yep, John has the standard and patronising travesty and old Lefty default of any handy cipher for posturing like African music, as not just being as good as, but superior to European music. Why compare two very different forms that express rather different worlds? Another gem from the genius. “There is infinitely more variation in African music than the Western pantheon”.

Last time I looked at music, there was room for everybody.

Yeah sure. What else ya gonna say? I’m sorry, but I beg to differ. It’s not a matter of one or the other. It’s what you like, know, understand, want to do, what relates to you and who you are. And er, there are many classically trained African musicians and otherwise, including jazz, rock, R&B, pop and hip hop etc. Why is Williams operating entirely in what he says is the ‘inferior’ one then? Daft as a brush, I say.

"So why don't people look there instead of searching the slender repertoire of 1823?" John W.

Er, yeah mate, so many contempory music greats are stuck in 1823. Er, no. The charts are full of it. I myself play nothing but. That's why I got a Marshall 100 watt amplifier. To relive the dream. Um, I think outside of the classical fishbowl, it may be noted that a few people have indeed "looked" into the African thang. Thus call and response, rhythm and syncopation via jazz, blues, soul, gospel, funk, rap and so on.

John thinks that African music is so superior, that he “ignored the available talents of African musicians”. Way cool, John. Funny innit, how Left ideology is left wanting in person. It’s a riot.

He says it was “heartbreaking” to cancel. Hey, I sympathise. Tough gig for a millionaire guitar player. Never mind. In Saddam’s Iraq it was not just “heartbreaking” on a scale that the average muso can only emote about, but it was leg breaking, back, eyeball, head and family breaking and really snapped economic and all other freedoms pretty much into 1.3 million smashed pieces.

John tore up his British Labour Party membership after Tony Blair apparently failed to deliver whatever he was going to er, deliver. Labour Party member, eh? Ya surprised, right? Who would ‘a thought it! And Williams says that Britain is “dreadfully unpoliticised!”

So, as Britain collapses into a sodden mass of PC Leftist Socialist engineered crime, Islamic intimidation and bombs, death and self-loathing dhimmitude, John says:

“More! More ideology! I don’t even have to live here! Definitely not in the poor mult-culti areas of the UK, that’s for sure. Bring it on the vast social experiments! Encore! Author!”

It never changes. The chances are about zero of finding many musicians, actors and celebrities in general who would ever make the same “heroic” stand in support of the Jews and Israel, or advocate the freeing of any people from any Totalitarian death state. Say enough bullshit “artists” to fill the average blasted out restaurant, destroyed bus or school room? Nope, never, ever gonna happen. Never. Ever. Nope. No.

“The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization”. Ralph Waldo Emerson.


For years I played a small game. Every time I’d look in a music magazine or any interview with a celebrity in the MSM, or even the alleged alternative press, I’d speed scan through the tedium of what they said to find the default George Bush insults, the absurd disgust with the system that supports them and all the usual celebrity guff. Two thirds of the time it seems to have always been there. It was funny for a while then it became oddly and bizarrely repetitive.

“No, they can’t all be the same? Surely? And so unchallenged and accepted as truth?”


Oh yes they can. Then it was just creepy and boring, went onto stupid and mediocre, and then moved to a disgusting and a horrible joke. Finally there was merely zero interest in knowing what the vast majority of celebrities, alleged artists and public voices had to say about anything, which is often outside of their specialty, precisely nothing.

“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience”. John Updike.

Here is more pure undergraduate gold from John the Baptist, now pretty damn excited about the imminent PC Neo-Left Socialist Utopia of Kevin Rudd.

“It’s fantastic, so far anyway. Immediate policy on Kyoto and getting troops out of Iraq, the two most important issues in the world!” John again.

Let me put it this way, outside of his musical and business abilities, when John Williams gets into science and geopolitics etc, he is as dumb a plank and every other celebrity and dullard. Hey, so no war crimes involved in leaving 25 million people to their own shattered devices surrounded by Iran, Syria and other freak kingdoms, plus Al Qaeda and Pakistani Islamists? That’s ‘Leftard Moral Gymnastic Move No. 764/9B4!’ Another one of my favourites and obviously popular with John Williams.

So the most important focus for John is spending trillions of dollars to limit and damage the kind of prosperity that leads to er, I guess the kind of life John Williams has. And all based on a giant money churning scam by a failed student and failed politician, a horde of celebrities, pop stars and Gravy Train academics floating in a smug sea of conceit.

Hey. Let’s go with the absurd predictive computer modelling by people who can’t get next weeks weather right. And the end result will “maybe” be around 0.05 of a degree difference! Why not? Different to what they can’t say for sure, as its all relative, innit? I recall that between summer and winter there can be over 20 degrees difference! And it's even hotter on the equator and much colder in the Arctic! It's true! Is that what they mean? What should it be today, hotter or colder and by how much? It’s all bunk and with time, will be shown to be so.

So, displaying massive tactical and strategic incompetence, cowardice and PC Western security suicide to your far more determined enemies and the world, is the way to go if it strokes the moral vanity of a mass of lemming like celebrities? Er, no.

Are these really the things that focus John’s feeble mind? Not his music, earnings and bloated nonsense ramblings? Surely not? The “most important issues”, eh? Er, not getting real economic system’s and civil government’s to over a billion hideously oppressed people? Not the liberation of the child indoctrination, torture and murder states like North Korea, Iran and Cuba? Not global inoculation, disease control, education, clean water, ending child soldiers and slavery, helping the millions dying form malaria and diarrhoea? None of these and dozen’s more?

Nope, John is a typically deluded and an entirely fashionable ideological musician type. They mistake their emotional posturing with actual thinking skills and coherent understanding. Like virtually all Left leaning Charlies, it’s all about emotions and how they feel. And that’s as far as they can go, or ever want to and ever will. No need to, you see.

The Left are only interested in intentions, not proven results. They get around the adult responsibility to provide the hard work of empirical proof, by simply saying someone evil and Conservative is stopping them. It’s never caution, maturity or evidence. Any opposition is just being mean because they refuse to get as shrill, hysterical and passionate as they are. It’s unlikely that many folks, especially in the MSM will regularly find Left celebrity views repellent or wrong, and give them a damn good ‘Fisk’.

“I do not know which makes a man more conservative—to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past”. John Maynard Keynes.

Gee, John and his wife travel a lot and “Iran is currently a favourite destination…” Er, quite. Oh, the hideous irony! Hey, did ya catch any public hangings of 13 year old girls for kissing? Or get to stay at any of the dozens of torture, rape and mass murder prisons? I can recommend a few places by name.

Gosh I’m confused John. Do you play in Iran? So you refuse to play in Israel but the filthy no holes barred, loudly murderous Jew hating genocidal state of Iran is OK? Check. Rapist, child murder Theocracy, OK. Check. Free Jewish Democracy not OK. Check. I get it John. You’re a classic Left fraud.

As he curiously says “I never improvise. That is a jazz thing. When I play with Dankworth, he writes out my solo pieces for me which he has improvised for me in the first place” Riight. Hence the predictable boredom. Er, improvising is a musician thing, I believe. Like the kind who actually have something to express, say or offer. I notice there’s also no improvising in his by the numbers Leftist drooling. It’s all been written out on cheap activist pamphlet’s decades ago.

As he says in ‘The Age’ Good Weekend for Saturday February 16, “We don’t think hard enough”.No argument there with what I imagine is his use of the Royal ‘we’.

“In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination”. Mark Twain.


“Labour hasn’t sorted out how to mix social justice with the free market”. John Williams: Fatuous rich musician.

Er, I bet ya don’t know what either really means. For John’s kind of guy, this means destroying the latter, by imposing failed and tax funded schemes that will enormously increase the former as injustice. The free market is social justice. Thus the vast increase of wealth, health and freedom everywhere there are Capitalist economic systems, free markets and Democratic civil governments. This is the inverse result of Left Socialism. Hey, perform for nothing John, so the flat broke can all come. Its gotta work! Er, no.

If I’m not mistaken, I believe John’s great success is due entirely to him living and performing in a free market. Could be.

For the average celebrity is usually relentlessly and utterly clueless to real world action, consequences or authentically intelligent thought. Beyond their passions there is often entirely nothing. Above the very professional, talented shoulders and ‘Cognitive Bias’ of John Williams, there is only an empty Sky.

“The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us”. Quentin Crisp.

Send Guns, Capitalism and Civil Government.

"Dictators agree. Gun control works". As Penn and Teller have empirically shown in the first of a video series, gun control is bullshit. Watch them all. They swing!



Dear sports, a gun free zone means the armed can roam free shooting at their leisure. This is why lone killers go to “Gun free” school’s instead of an NRA meeting, a gun show, a police station, a gun shop, an air force base, a motorcycle gang roadhouse, a firing range, a military academy, a South Central gang house, a Mafia barbecue or Charlton Heston’s house. Well, because in a “Gun Free” zone no-one can defend themselves but most of the latter will take their rights of survival entirely seriously.

"Power comes out of the barrel of a gun". Mao, cliched but true.

It was precisely THE LACK of student guns that were the problem. Students are chosen because they’re entirely defenceless and in the end, for no other reason. That’s why the killer always fires so calmly as he knows everyone will I'm afraid, mostly die like sheep. Even hundreds of student’s to one creep will usually not try to rush one pud with a gun. That’s how everyone is trained now it seems. That’s what you always hear. “It’s foolish to resist. No point being a dead hero. Etc, etc, etc”.

They even tell women to do as they are told when raped! Men rape unarmed women. Armed women can stop a rapist completely.

Regards the Amish murders, half a dozen alleged males meekly stood passively outside in the hallway as the swine inside the school room shot one girl after another in the head. This is not so much a gun free zone, as a balls, spine and courage free zone. It certainly seems free of a sense of survival and strength of community.

Do not, I repeat do not rely on the fashionable and plain stupid directives of our weak minded authorities and the police, unless you enjoy the idea of dying like an animal in an abattoir.

Hey, following their illogic, why not make school a non-boredom zone, hospital’s a non-screaming zone, work a non-stress zone, make shopping centres a non-stealing zone and cinema’s non-farting zones. The non-applications that apparently and instantly make the world nicer and safer are endless.

Yep, ya right, these are all natural things though. So is the fact that killers will arm themselves and prey on those in the weaker position. I hesitate to call such killers fully insane beyond disturbed, because they are clear minded enough to figure out how to get a gun and go where people are unarmed and passive. Now if they attacked everyone with a banana, that would be insane.

Nearly everything that the MSM say about guns is wrong. As are those that have no experience of guns and are often irrationally hostile to the mere thought of their existence, knowing little to zero about them. Every cliché is just that and belongs in the realm of Logical Fallacy, Cognitive Bias and false attribution etc.

Let me say this clearly. I want guns but they have disarmed Australia just like England. Thus we are not free. Only American’s are truly free because no one and I do mean no one, can take their freedom away from them as long as they have their guns. Consider the truth of what the possession of guns by citizens means. We are not free because our freedom does not belong to us. The government allows us to be free and in a profound way, we must justify it and ask for it.

In America, the government cannot ask the question of “Can we take your freedom?” as they know the answer and they know they can’t. In truth, all Totalitarian Government’s and dictatorship’s never ask for anything from their people, they just take it and it’s gone. First they take the economic freedom of the people and then their guns. Thus a nation of slaves and mass murder victims are made.

Nobody ever oppressed and killed a wealthy and fully armed people.

Yeah, I want guns, racks of guns. I want submachine guns, heavy assault rifles, sporting guns, handguns and rack mounted heavy calibre weapons. I want to have a vast array of every kind of weapon I feel like having. Sorry, but I do. And I want them all entirely legally, and stored in an advanced secure armoury. I know I shouldn’t. I should purchase them illegally within a few days to weeks like most killers, criminals and Dictators do. Hey, but that’s just me.

Instead I have a trench shovel, a reading lamp and some dinner pepper. I’m ready! Ready to have every freedom stripped from me.

You see I was watching the film ‘The Lord of War’ starring Nick Cage as an arms dealer. The basic cliché is that people are dying because of the mere existence of guns. There are lots of guns in New York and not one civil war, revolution or coup. Gee, I wonder why? That’s right. They have a Capitalist economy and civil government, so no reason, no need and no way to start. It’s very hard for the average cannibal warlord, narco gangster, Islamist freak, Communist loser, revolutionary Che the child killer Guevara fan or other parasite misfits and frauds to build up an effective power base, say in Venice Beach, Boston or Fifth Avenue. Sure, they may often shop there…

A lot of smart, talented and skilful people were involved in making this film, but it never seemed to occur to any of them what the actual causes of people being killed with guns are. In this Sherlock Holmes Free Zone, no one noticed the two real reasons their Western home countries didn’t entirely suck and other places do, and not because the places that suck have almost as many guns as very gun bristling Sweden.

Nope, it’s because as P’J O’Rourke has clearly and empirically shown, every place that sucks lacks two things: great Capitalist economic systems and civil governments. Suck places can have lots of people or no people, resources or no resources or fertile land or desert. It will in the end, make not a damn bit of difference if they don’t have these two things. And once they have these two things they need guns to keep them. Mugabe took peoples economic freedom and only he has guns.

Now the whole idea is that if we can just take all the guns away, people won’t get killed anymore and will just sit pulling faces at each other, or maybe just start hugging.

“I love you man!” “No, I love you, man!”

So, apparently, the 90% of war dead made up of unarmed civilians can be decreased by making more civilians unarmed? Er, governments can and always will be able to buy or manufacture weapons. The problem for many civilians is that they have no civilian government to go with being a civilian. Thus their lowly status and the lack of any means to the prosperity with which to afford to arm and defend themselves. A pivotal scene that sums up a lot of the fairly modish views of the film is where Cage is making a gun deal near a refugee camp in Liberia. The guns are going to be used to first kill all the refugees, all living in er, a "Gun Free Zone!" His brother is shocked when he sees a women and child run from the camp and they get hacked to death by machete wielding killers.

"You can live and die in a Gun Free Zone!"

So what’s the message exactly? In the entirely impossible scenario of an unarmed cannibal kingdom, they’ll be reduced to machetes? Most of the fully unarmed of almost a million dead in Rwanda were murdered with machetes. Took a month but gangster states have plenty of time on their unproductive and heavily financed hands. Just like at a Bono and Bob ego Wankfest, no one ever mentions economic systems and civil governments of the type that make Bonzo and Boob’s lives so obscenely privileged as er, the answer. I mean at all. Apparently guns can not only kill, but even direct government policy.

“If it wasn’t for polishing my golden Kalashnikov, I really would have created free markets, a constructive environment for a professional business class to flourish in, an education system to be proud of and serious infrastructure projects. Instead I used up all the donor money on cocaine, whores and most spare evenings were spent eating human body parts. Guns are evil!”

Someone in the extra features said that it's not a Leftish film. I beg to differ, kid. The film lacks real solutions based on any historical or contemporary and correct analysis. It ends on a bogus and hopeless solution of control of the mere symptoms, and is filled with contradictions. That's pretty classic Left all right there.

Governments should be afraid of their people and not the people afraid of the government.

The film was enjoyable but it lacked clarity of insight, to put it mildly, of the central theme. It was maybe the usual Leftish list of evil big business, sinister government and America as the pre-eminent Machiavelli nation. Oh, there was the ‘good’ government agent, but he was er, ineffective and trumped by a shadowy mystery man from the Military Industrial Complex.

Hey, while wearing his full uniform, he remained undetected by keeping his back to the camera and re-enacting the ‘Deep Throat’ parking garage scenes. Yeah, sure, a government that can’t run a Department to handle drivers licences or your health care competently, can somehow still run a world wide conspiracy so perfectly that only Hollywood film directors, Charlie Sheen and Noam Chomsky know about it. And they roll out their global Master Plan while being simultaneously alleged “morons?!” Riiight, sure they do.

Hey, that's 'Innate Contradiction of the Left 326/12B'. One of my favourites.

Che the child killer and Fidel the torturer and pig destroyed the economy of Cuba, which was better than most European ones, and then disarmed everyone. All Totalitarian regimes act as if they are a government with a country. Free countries behave as a country with a government.

“The only way to make a small fortune with Marxism is to start with a big one”.

There are places in America where you have to carry a gun and they have little to zero crime. Only the unarmed of the world have been oppressed and murdered en masse for decades and always will be until they have economic freedom and guns. Enforce the correct training, use and storage of guns, not the disarming of millions of people. Thirty million guns in Africa and it’s a Hellhole.

There are millions of guns in Scandinavia and it’s not riven with perpetual civil chaos, patrolled by beaten up utilities stuffed with teenage rapist mutilators and mounted with machine guns. 250 million guns in America and an immeasurably small percent of the population act negligently or criminally using guns.

The numbers are entirely measurable regards the 100 million unarmed people murdered by Communist regimes so far. They’re still killing them in North Korea, China and Cuba etc. Why? Because they can, sports, because they can.

Unarmed people can never really be or stay free.

Everything I have ever said is a lie including this.

Bob Ellis, lumpen writer and piss head, naturally collapsed on the Left, performs his famous 24 hour parody and installation of a Leftard delusional mumbling drunk. King Ellis, the sodden Labour Tribunal moral relativist fool, is perhaps the kinda Leftist role model that Aboriginal’s should apparently learn from, emulate and trust for golden guidance and clarity of judgement. Sadly, many apparently have. Just don't copy me, for Christ sake!

Go to Bob’s site. It doesn’t link to articles. Then click ‘Essays’ then ‘Encouraging Terrorism’. Yep, surprise. According to Wino man, it’s all the fault of America, the West in general and the Jews. Bob Ellis is fantastic value for ripe parody. In fact, he's self-parodying. No mean feat. Bravo! Good old Bob the one man Builders Workers Federation. He’s consolidated all his branches into one massive organisation weighing in at 130KG!





“Political Correctness means always having to say you are sorry”. The Peoples Cube.


Dear sports, funny I thought, but personally I don’t want any Aboriginal to apologise to me, because no Aboriginal has ever done anything to me. And because we shouldn’t judge folks on their skin colour, I deserve the same deal, right?

There were many revealing moments in yesterday's profoundly dumb and PC saddening pantomime. One of the most revealing was when Brendan Nelson was talking about specific cases of Aboriginal’s being raped, exploited and murdered and for daring to mention these very recent and current fact’s, he received a continuous round of loud slow clapping, back turning, jeering and booing. Yeah, but what are they trying to say? Hey, just like a silent movie audience! Cue frantic piano.

So this crowd’s moral vanity is offended or bored, by cases of actual children actually having their childhood's really er, “stolen” and their lives ended in violent murder?

Yes, many people just don’t want to know about any facts or reality at all. They just want to emote and feel. How very Left, how very fake and what a big, big political lie.

The truth is, that many if not most Aboriginal communities are deeply er, fucked up. Rudd is full of crap and beyond his very useful Diplomat training regards spin, is an incompetent.

How many people, including Aboriginal's, actually support what is a political "stunt?" I'd say a minority. I may be wrong. But as per usual, there's almost zero public space and forum for such views to be given any voice. The MSM? The ABC or SBS? Riiight. Er, no. Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide...

“Brendan Nelson says Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has not apologised for the actions of Labour staffers who turned their backs on the Federal Opposition Leader as he delivered his response at yesterday's apology to the Stolen Generations.

Mr Rudd received a standing ovation after delivering his "sorry" speech, but many people turned their backs and jeered during Dr Nelson's speech, which referred to the sexual abuse of Indigenous Australians.

Two of Mr Rudd's press secretaries also joined the protest but have since apologised”. Source: Yahoo.


Brendan Nelson appears a little too much of a Follower of the Government than the alleged Leader of the Opposition. As per usual, “bi-partisanship” means you simply must agree with Labour Party ‘policy’, such as it is. The whole thing is a vast parody of ‘Logical Fallacies’. It’s anti-rational, anti-logic and dripping with the strange schizophrenic paradoxes of PC Leftist Socialism.

Which is the ability to filter the world and the human condition through a miserable gauze of self loathing while simultaneously seeing ones entire perceived self-reflection driven posturing and platitudes, as superior to absolutely any dissenting views and actions.

That’s because Left and Socialist ideology is not about actual results. It’s all about intentions, and feeling damn good about you. There will be no correction or apology for the inevitable failure of such air built Socialist Utopianism.

"Democrats leader Senator Lyn Allison says while she understands that Dr Nelson might have been trying to appease different views in his party, she was disappointed by his remarks”. Source: Yahoo.

Riiight, so according to Elvis Costello’s "Al-lee-sun", the facts of crimes against Koori children are tools of “appeasement” that only a Fascist would be interested in. She was er, “disappointed by his remarks”.

Um, they're not rhetorical remarks, sister, but statements regarding factual and serious crimes. Is she disappointed in their existence or just in hearing them?

“Stop the vicious creation of wealth and prosperity! Vote Democrat!”The Peoples Cube.


The Labour, Democrat and Activist Axis of Mediocrity are a fraud, with all the adult depth and consideration of lemonade. This is apt, as most Left celebrations of their bogus non-achievement's are exactly like the emotional overload of a children’s birthday party. Sadly, for many, many Aboriginal children, there will be tears before, during and after bedtime, if they last that long.

“I begin, on behalf of the Australian Greens, by recognising the first Australians, the traditional owners, right across this great country of ours”. Bob Brown on his website.

Hey, so I guess Bob is going to go down to Victoria Street and spout this to the Vietnamese, who are sadly along with the other 51% of Australians, not the owners of any land here apparently. Gee, not much hope for me and my Japanese wife then, eh? All illogical posturing leading nowhere but to an ideological dead end, kids. Just like much of the last forty years of Government Aboriginal policy.

“Greens leader Senator Bob Brown has described Dr Nelson's speech as poor”. Source: Yahoo.


Bobby Brown I'm afraid, has never shown himself to be other than an entirely predictable, shallow and simple minded soul. He's a typically gay type of man who seems to have swallowed the entire Cliff notes for a History of Socialism exam.

Bob stretches his meagre intellect, stuffed entirely with the Lego bricks of PC Leftardism, by merely trying to express any of his worthless thoughts, of the ‘right kind of’ fashionable bigotry. Read as standard anti US, Israel, Western Capitalism, the individual above all and economic freedom.

The Left are entirely frothing bigot's, that's why they expend nearly their entire energies on denying. "Methinks they protesteth too much", was written by Bill Shakespeare after attending an early Dutch Trading Company protest. No, really.

"No blood for tulips!" "Peter Stuyvesant out of New York!"

Hey, faux offended time it may be, but I live I Prahran with more gay people per kilometre than Planet Streisand. That’s one of the reasons why I live here, because a lot of gay folks in a place means an area is urban and together, and they’re overwhelmingly good citizens. Except for the drugs and the dresses...But the fact is, gay men are sometimes gee, er, shallow, though it is true, sometimes superficial too, and proudly so. After all, it’s mostly their own work.

Does Bob actually like anything about the US beyond using it as a cipher for his relentlessly boring dumbness? Bob is as thick as a plank, and as mechanically predictable as a wind up toy.

In the easy ride of Leftist politics all you need is the hyperbole that says “American? I’m against it!” All surface tension, no lake. In truth, Bob should be working in the local library or hardware store.

“Can I help you with that bulk filler? You’ll need some wall plugs with that. Have you seen our new expanded musicals section?”

“And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now, I’m goin down…” Frank Zappa from the song ‘Bobby Brown’.


"It missed the mark, yesterday was the day for saying sorry without encumbrance, and without condition and Brendan and his colleagues failed to be able to do that," said Brown. Source: Yahoo.

And there you have the awful truth.

The enormous idiot fraud and hubris of “Sorry Day” is NOT about Aboriginal children at all and never really was. Or else the emphasis would be on action and not gesture. It’s actually about the usual hideous parade of moral vanity control freaks that make up the elite of Leftardism in Australia. Aboriginal's and the general public are mere extras in their own play. It’s all about the Left of mind and how they feel.

Hey, I Googled “Aboriginal Squalor” and came up with this Koori site, with a Green’s endorsement for “new ideas”, which seem to consist of rezoning for free land, plus free houses and…you get the general idea. No mention of er, wealth and prosperity creation via education, physical fitness or business building, eh?

An interesting picture of an OMD, (One Mile Dam) volunteer show’s them cradling a baby while sporting the ubiquitous Che the child killer Guevara T shirt. This is apparently part of the ‘fresh’ non-idea of a Koori Utopia via the Che Welfare Plan. Maybe I missed something. There are pictures of a Koori woman slashed with a beer bottle by I presume another Aboriginal. This is explained as being directly caused by white “neglect” and “racism”. Riiight. Ok, sure it is.

Now what? Maybe call the UN? The Left just love the UN. Er, why? Because it's so ultimately multicultural and naturally a 'Super Disaster'.

“I saw what dunnit Officer! The evil spirit of white racism came running into the room after possessing the body of Uncle Murray and then slashed Aunties face! I blame the Spirits! The spirits are in the beer! It says so on the label!”

Kevin Rudd, the incredibly predictable technocrat Prime Minister, prefers process over content or results. Mr Rudd seems most at home in B grade and clichéd rhetoric of the Politically correct. He even used the ‘turning over a fresh page’ tripe from his election win acceptance speech. Kevin can never let the opportunity pass to draw attention to his own allegedly open minded, magnanimous and non-point scoring attitude while calling any opposition evil trash.

Kevin Rudd is a creepy mixture of the talentless, a disingenuous phony and an empty populist windsock. Everything you would expect from a man who worked for a long time as a career Diplomat. Rudd is an amazing liar, but all his lies are the right kind of PC Left Liberal lies, so they will never be exposed in the MSM or anywhere the public will see ‘em. His whole platform was that John Howard had “no new ideas”, while Rudd had “new and fresh ideas!”

Kevin has precisely zero ideas.

Thus the embarrassing call last week to assemble the usual suspects for a ‘Conference of No Ideas’. Er, I have not seen one single alleged ‘idea’ that you could not find done to death in the Leftoid MSM, championed by the Bolshevik Knitting Circle of the ABC, or that can’t be found pasted on a laneway in inner-city Brunswick during any the last four decades.

I’m trying real hard to recall the vast Parade of Logical Fallacy, Cognitive Bias, Straw men and other false argument of this intellectually repellent sideshow to the real and pressing world. What an avalanche of pure ego driven self righteous humbug and er, bullshit is the “Sorry” industry. It’s a political tactic first and foremost. Do you think Rudd would have been so brave to take it on if it was electoral poison, like in Prahran?

Remember in Good Morning Vietnam, when the Commanding officer said “Nixon has a trail of bullshit behind him big enough to fertilise the Sinai! And I consider him a close personal friend!” Does Rudd have any real friends who can deep down smell the manure? People seem to love any bullshit if it feels good enough. The path to Hell really is paved with not only good intentions, but wilfully stupid and dangerous ones. Especially if it's a source of swelling vanity and entirely undeserved credit to an avid promoter. Hey, it’s your tax money, kids.

What is Rudd exactly apologising for and to who and for what? Is he apologising on behalf of the 51% of Australia who were born overseas? For the vast majority who have no involvement or connection to actual Aborigines at all? Is it surprising that few people are honestly going to be interested beyond the superficial and token? There are less than 500,000 Aboriginals, roughly the same amount as when Europeans first came. Wouldn’t an alleged “policy of genocide” and appalling mortality rates due to diet, as well as a profound and murderous dysfunction and drug abuse etc, result in er, less people?

This whole laughable and hideous fraud promotes irrational thinking and ‘right on!’ emotions over reason and effective actions. What a bankrupt crime to teach our young people to feel self loathing and guilt for their non-existent crimes. Its teaching people to be stupid and the one thing they are allowed to think, not how to think.

Gee, what a coincidence that all of the “sorry” bilge is couched in and sodden with extreme PC Left Socialist canards. How curious that it’s constructed entirely with by the numbers activist frauds, straight from Green Left Weekly, a paper that could print a special ‘Rhetoric Free Edition’ on a postage stamp.

And like GLW’s sub juvenile, ‘Son of Stasi’ and ‘Return of the Spirit of 1975’, permanent Student Union crisis meeting hyperbole, the language Rudd used was not worth a damn. Have you read the “inspiring” speech? There were better speeches at my cousin Vinnie’s wedding. Yeah, dat kinda weddin’.

Yeah, you can dig where Rudd’s head is at when he said how anyone who questioned this whole decades log pre-fiasco, was clearly some kind of Fascist for even daring to dissent. There’s those famous empty cliché’s of the Left for “respecting diversity” and a “range of opinions”.

Oh, that’s right; John Howard allegedly “crushed dissent”. In truth, it's Left who are big government control freaks just like er, Fascists. Kevin Rudd has a Che the child killer Guevara ‘Fan Approved’ head!

The tolerance of the Left in Australia for “diversity” means a wonderful tolerance for the diversity of their opinions only.

As Andrew Bolt has empirically stated, the Sorry Industry and its big lie, has resulted in and will continue to result in the utter failure, oppression, abuse, rape and murder of Aboriginal children, women and men. Simply because responsible authorities and private citizens are now loathe in ever intervening at all, in the harsh dysfunction of many Aboriginal communities.

Five different government funded and otherwise groups have found NO evidence of any government policy of removing any Aboriginal children. All children of any group are removed as a process of complaint, investigation and the law, however flawed it is.

Senior Police and others have stated how far, far worse a Koori case must now be before any agency can or will act, because no-one wants to “steal” children again. There were no stolen generations. It’s most ardent advocates in the money churning industry such bunk has created, have not been able to come up wit even 10 names with any authentic checkable history. Many of the major Aboriginal figures who promote this big lie are frauds and opportunists.

“The Stolen Generations” is equated by more than a few Leftards as entirely on par with Hitler and Nazism! They’re eager to push this absurdity in order to manufacture an enemy to faux rebel against. Fake Nazi’s don’t fight back, you see. The Left of mind will say, believe, lie and do anything for legitimacy, because with any serious analysis, they have exactly none.

There are many Aboriginals who genuinely did suffer in horrible institutions and circumstances and there are those who had an entirely better experience due to being lifted out of appallingly common Aboriginal community circumstances. And so have any other group experienced similar stories. The problem is that the Aboriginal crisis and misery is too often filtered and only allowed to be put into the entirely bankrupt context of Leftist ideology. Why?

Yes, just what Koori's need: more Left and Socialist ideology. I mean it's worked out so well everywhere else, eh? Why not follow an example of long term and proven success like Japan, Taiwan or er, the rest of Australia? Could work. Or are the Left saying that Aboriginal's are different to them? Hmmm? Well?

Everyone is just people. It's environment, the family, education, culture, religion and the individual etc. Gee, ya think Environmentalist's would know about the importance of environment, eh?!

Sadly, I see little room for any Koori who doesn’t fit into a predominantly white Left and professional Aboriginal activist’s paradigm of white oppressor and black oppressed. What a miserable example to push and indoctrinate people and school children with. Basically its telling kid’s that according to the minds of idiot moral relativists, they should feel guilty and ashamed for a myth that is allegedly on par with the Holocaust. Hardly er, inspiring innit?

What about the many Aboriginal’s who are entirely successful for the exact same reasons as any other people are? What about the many Aboriginal’s who are Conservative or Christians, business people that have a sense of pride and humour and are without a lifestyle of activist complaint or profoundly uncool radicalism?

Nope, not a lot of space and promotion for you! You don’t fit the paradigms and handy assumptions, sports. The Left always, always prefers only their adopted and pliable victim pets. Now that’s kinda racist, eh?

Something is happening, but ya don’t know what it is, do you Mr Dhimmi?

Hey, there's nothing freakishly threatening about Islam, as this Palestinian Mother amply demonstrates by stepping on her own son's neck, after he was accused of co-operating with Israel. Islam is a "religion of peace". Check. Naughty people have "hijacked" and are "using" Islam by "twisting" its message of er, peace. Yeah, peace. Check. Note the pervert and accessory to murder with the cell phone camera. That's Middle-East Arab and Muslim er, culture, kids. Nice.



According to The Coughlin Report and indeed all things of concentration, research and considered empirical worth, it’s possible that we’re already dead. We are after all, surrounded by people who are incapable of objective analysis, and many wilfully so.

Mr Stephen Coughlin is;

“…the Pentagon specialist on Islamic law and Islamist extremism...fired from his position on the military's Joint Staff... effectively halting the career of one of the U.S. government's most important figures in analyzing the nature of extremism and ultimately preparing to wage ideological war against it...The action followed a report in this space last week revealing opposition to his work for the military by pro-Muslim officials within the office of Deputy Defense Secretary Gordon England”.

Coughlin is one of the very few people in authority to clearly comprehend and understand the nature of Islamism, or “World War IV (4)” as Norman Podheretz has called the now fully realised threat of asymetrical terror.

Read Norman Podhoretz very successful award winning book 'World War IV: The struggle against Islamofascism'. No, like er, now.

So Coughlin releases a profoundly comprehensive, empirical and terrifying report on the harsh reality of the enemy we face. Yeah, that’s right, it is Islam. Several weeks later he’s dismissed after being abused by a quite mysterious to put it mildly Muslim, working in the Pentagon named Hesham Islam, assistant to the Deputy Defence Secretary. Riiight...Mr Islam has a CV shown to be er, shaky at best, to a deliberate lie.

All this receives little to no exposure in the local MSM, and not as much as one would expect for such a tale stateside. Think what this means... This whole thing is a real deal John Grisham style, mind bending fifth column ‘Islam in the Pentagon’ synopsis. The main man is dismissed. You couldn’t make this stuff up.

Sadly, it lacks the prerequisite maverick journalist who brings the whole rotten and apocalyptic abetting scandal to the public ‘mind’. As I have said many times, much of th MSM is truly ‘The Enemy of the People’.

Dear sports, all failure is a lack of concentration and many are incapable of concentrating for even a full 30 second span on the one subject of Islam. Subject change is usually one stupid and automatic moment away. Then it's ever onward to shrill Leftard screams of "Fascist!" and "Racist!" ad nauseum. You know the drill.

I feel sometimes as if on a windswept and isolated peninsula in some terrible maelstrom mouthing useless facts. From the secular or atheistic to the profoundly religious, and from much of the Western elites to the common people, most cannot comprehend at all, that the harshly real basis of Islamic Global Jihad is er, Islam.

All who are disingenuously offended by empirical criticism of Islam, demand proof as long as none of it’s evidential or requires any actual effort on their part. This is a standard Left tactic, virtually of the subconscious of the morally vain, who relentlessly wish to be seen as infinitely more tolerant than you, and thus superior. This stupid and deluded mind set will destroy us all. Islam via Islamist’s have their own harshly documented goals, no matter how ‘tolerant’ of the intolerant we may be.

In short, Left Liberal PC folks cannot conceive of anyone taking religion so seriously, as they certainly don’t.

“You mean there are people who would murder anyone, do anything, deceive and lie utterly to all in order to put their beliefs in place and in total control? Nah... Yeah, you mean like Southern redneck Christians! No, it must be our fault or George Bush and the Neocons! It’s Israel’s fault! Yep, that’s my bogus and flaccid paradigm and I’m stickin’ with it! ” A twerp.

This Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is such an allegedly large, powerful, shadowy and perversely public group, that no Leftard can ever seem to supply a list of even ten checkable names and solid court ready proof of their imaginary exploits.

Acts are what the law deals with. It’s always absurd conspiracy sans intelligible evidential proof, or people so conveniently high up that there is no next step anyone can take in reality. The Left really dig predictive plans as current fact, don’t they? Always vast and Koskid like, dripping in teenage hyperbole, with a modus operandi that somehow, just never comes to pass, not even a teensy weensy bit.

But present them with any past or current realities, and any of your factual evidence simply proves you’re wrong.

The adult paradigm shift required to deal seriously with Islam is beyond the PC and Left infected, who take every other religious heritage but their own, so very faux seriously. Such people take faith as seriously as can be done at a minimum. Mostly at the level of merely ‘feeling good’ about it, or simply being patronising. This default and fraudulent tolerance, is as automatic as the Left's inverse hostility toward Judeo Christianity.

Standing up for Islam by the Left, means studiously avoiding learning either anything about the reality of Islam, the Koran or Mohammad at all. That’s beyond the favourite Dhimmi past times of mouthing Islamist apologia or passively sucking up reams of ‘right on’ and ‘feel good’ and no need to worry at all, Muslim Taqiyaa style propaganda.

The Left only believe the truth about Islam if it’s somehow twisted to be about Christianity, which despite frothing Koskid hyperbole, has no plans for a Global Caliphate Apocalypse by any means last time I checked. Subject change, false and hyperbolic attribution, irrelevant history of the West that does not apply to today or for the last 500 years or more, and other disingenuous to plain dumb ‘Logical Fallacy’ methods of denial just won’t cut it, I’m afraid.

Nope, cutting it is what Islam and its cheery representatives do.

A wise guy has gotta dream and the small hopes of a scorpion.

Michael Douglas awoke after a coma induced by plastic surgery that makes him "look like an accident in a saddle factory" and had an epiphany:

"This is the kind of American that is almost never shown in either the MSM or Hollywood films! I never realised that I was just a deluded and repellent Liberal moonbat. God, I'm soooo sorry... Forgive me! The troops are so real and noble that they make us appear as the Hollywood boobs and venal wastes of time that we are. Myself, I blame the massive amounts of drugs and prostitutes".

Jane Fonda, moved rofoundly by Mike's contrition, said "In 1970, as a rich, privileged white woman, I risked missing several great Bel Air pool party's and a ménage a trois, to support the cuddly Comrades and mass killers of the Viet Cong. My home country has given me everything I have and now it's time to do something for America. From now on it's 'Washington Jane!"


"I would think that if you understood what Communism was, you would hope, you would pray on your knees, that we would someday become communists." Jane Fonda.


“That’s life, and funny as it seems, some people get their kicks just stompin’ on a dream”. Frank Sinatra.


Sure, I have dreams too. Humble, simple dreams but they’re mine. Of course I’d like to put the entire North Korean Regime into an atom smasher, thus freeing the world’s largest George Orwell theme park. Freeing millions of children and their parent's from around seventy years of 24 hour Communist indoctrination, torture, starvation and murder. Then I'll tell jokes on Kim Ill Sung's grave.

If you feel like becoming enraged, read 'This is Paradise!: My North Korean Childhood' by Hyok Kang. Published by Little Brown, 2005. Or try 'Aquariums of Pyongyang: Ten Years in the North Korean Gulag' by Kang Chol-Hwan and Pierre Rigoulot, Basic Books 2001. Then consider 'why is North Korea so totally unfashionable as a cause with the Left or virtually anybody? Hmmmm?'

Sure, I’d like to make Iran’s child killer King Armachimphead, and his "Filth of Islam" Theocracy dive from 10,000 feet into an ordinary glass of water, twice. Thus freeing Iran from a classic pervert torturer and mass killer Islamist regime. Sure, I’d like to cut off the top ten floors off the UN building while every cannibal gangster, Jew hating Islamist Freak Theocracy and Communist Dictatorship's in session.

Sure, I’d love to see all the Hollywood fans of Fidel and of Hugo Chavez, a sort of Che the child killer Guevara Junior, all finally live the dreams that they lend their avid apologist support to and move permanently to Cuba and Venezuela.

I know that Kevin ‘Any more firing squads on TV, Fidel?’ Spacey, Naomi ‘Can I blow you now Fidel?’ Campbell, Sean ‘Liberal Hair Shirt of Treason’ Penn, Carlos ‘the Jackal’ Santana and Harry’ Lord Ha Ha’ Belafonte ad nauseum are 100% sincere. Bon Voyage rich movie stars and ‘Brave Heroes of the Proletariat!'

Sure, I’d love to see the taxpayer funding mostly pulled from the ABC and SBS, because everyone knows that people will pay voluntarily for such wonderful diversity and impeccably high journalistic standards. Man, if it wasn’t for Kerry O’Brien and the 7:30 Report and their many outstanding tributes to Noam Chomsky, Al Gore and Charles Manson, I wouldn’t know what was happening in the world. Thanks Aunty.

I’ve kept my dreams alive, damn it! And I won’t betray them by getting too old to also help the dreams of celebrities like Jane Fonda to come true. Before I die, I’m gonna find Jane a really nice revolutionary Hell hole based on the random control freak whims of mass murdering Marxists Communists. Flee from Bel Air and live your dreams Jane! Reject the Bush/Cheney Fascist state!

Or maybe just take Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins for a long drive. The desert is a lonely place, kids!

Celebpolitics.com: 'In response to an interview with wife Susan's Republican mother, pacifist Tim Robbins responded, "If you ever write about my family again, I will fucking find you and I will fucking hurt you".

'Sarandon called on those present to pressure the Democrats in Congress to oppose Bush. "There are some people still functioning in the government," said Sarandon. "We must support them, particularly (West Virginia Democratic Senator and former member of the KKK) Robert Byrd".


Colonel Neville: Sure, I’d like nothing better than the total collapse of the 95% percent mediocrity and bunk of the MSM, who wouldn’t? But there’s no need to rush. I say to the entire Editorial staff of 'The Age’ newspaper to take time and reflect, make a martini. Then submit your resignations followed by your subsequent suicides.

I have other dreams, such as more than five out of every 100 films not being a Hollywood Liberal asshat, 90 minute time destroyer, and that I can get a time refund. I have dreams and you’re not gonna stomp on ‘em! How do I keep my dreams alive? Well, I can thank my Uncle Angelo for it. When I was little, he used to say to me, while he packed away his break down carbine into a tailor made kid leather briefcase, “Bobby, never let anybody disrespect your dreams. If they do, kill them and wrap them in carpet. I know a nice place. Just call me”.

Sure, Uncle Joe had regrets, of course he did. “I never got a chance to whack that fat venal hypocrite lying manipulative Fidel sucking roasting pig, Michael Moore, and it pains me, Bobby, it pains me. Sometimes I lay awake at night thinkin’, maybe just kill Penn? But the Hollywood Blimp? It would have been something, eh? That freakin’ con man rollin’ in a corn field squealin’ like an Oscar winner. Or Rob Reiner!"


Celebpolitics.com:'When asked whether the Iraqi people were better off without Saddam, Penn replied: "Who the blank are we to say whether they're better off? We have a dictatorship in this country. Our government is presently the greatest threat to our people." Penn went on to say, "Unlike George W. Bush, I had a father who read the Constitution of the United States."


Uncle Angelo: Now why the Hell can’t I knock off everyone in Greenpeace and half a the Oscar audience?! People are way too sentimental.

But then, I realise I’ve got to keep things in perspective. There's still plenty a celebrities. Rosie O’Donnell, Roseanne Barr… Man, I can’t keep track of ‘em. Sometimes all that kept me goin’ was thinkin’ about wipin’ out the entire View panel, dumpin’ Jon Stewarts body in the Hudson river, stranglin’ most MSM journalists, wasting the school board of Berkley and all the other convicted rapist, terrorist, Islamist scumbag Leftist radical sex pervert's on every second campus and so on. I had to hold onto these dreams, do you understand?

Sometimes the only way I could sleep was shootin’ at Robert Redford’s script for the Murder Cycle Diaries. That dumb ungrateful neo-Commie creep Redford and his Che the child killer propaganda. Makes me wanna puke!

Bobby, I’m ashamed to admit it, but sometimes I just get one disgusting two faced, public sucking, privileged fake rebel, mass murdering, Commie bastard loving coke sucking traitor and venal liar, and blammo! Another one comes into view like a swarm of ‘effing gnats, but with less to say. It pains me, Bobby. It pains me. Set up those Chevy Chase, Ed Asner and George Clooney targets will ya? And Bobby, if you don’t live your dreams, I’m gonna kill you, everyone you know and all your pets. Hey. I’m just kiddin’!”

Celebpolitics.com:'In the wake of Charlton Heston's recent Alzheimer’s diagnosis George Clooney said this: "I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association; he deserves whatever anyone says about him."

"I pray that this [UN] council, which will probably be too late to save Iraq, will do what it can, which will be immeasurably strong in what it does in trying to save our democracy."
Ed Asner.

When Pat Buchanan noted that Castro "has denied" Cubans "free elections for 40 years," Asner fired back: "We didn't have a free election in 2002!"


Colonel Neville: Hey, but that’s Uncle Joe for ya, a real kidder like his nephew! Damn, I’m gonna live my dreams and I could one day whack most deluded cartoon minded pop stars maybe, or just put Michael Leunig in a trunk full of squirrels. There’s so many movie contracts too! The Sheen’s, with Charlie ‘9/11 is an inside job’ Sheen. And the freakishly parodic Leftard Alec “Do I make any more sense on coke?’ Baldwin.

Celebpolitics.com:"They voted on one article of impeachment already. And I come back from Africa to stained dresses and cigars and this and impeachment. I am thinking to myself, in other countries they are laughing at us 24 hours a day and I'm thinking to myself, if we were in other countries, we would all right now, all of us together, all of us together would go down to Washington and we would stone [Conservative Congressman] Henry Hyde to death!

We would stone him to death! We would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and we'd kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families. What is happening in this country? What is happening? UGHHH!"
Alec Baldwin.


Colonel Neville: Then there’s Barbra ‘Not a film worth a damn since around 1966’ Streisand. So many monstrous Tinsel Town phonies, so little time. Hey, but maybe it’ll never happen, because that Vast Right Wing Conspiracy the Left drivels about relentlessly, sure is taking a long time to get here.

Celebpolitics.com:"Republican control of the House has resulted in poison in the water, salmonella in the food, carbon dioxide in the air and toxic waste in the ground."
Barbra Streisand.

Uncle Angelo: “Hey Bobby. See what I mean? Ya could get confused with so many heroes of the mentally ill Left actually supportin’ in stinkin’ word and deed, actual mass murdering Totalitarians scumbags. That’s why I retired. It’s too big, too deep and far too ugly, and the way it's so traded out in the open like dat? It's too much for even ya old Uncle Angelo to stomach. But hey, hold onto your dreams kid”.




Source for swingin' Hollywood loon quotes.

When I get to the top of the slide, and then I turn and I go for a ride.

The President of the Australian Teachers Union, Mr Carl Marks, giving a rousing speech on the final 'Glorious Stages of Termite Comrade Indoctrination'. "We are all for diversity and inclusiveness except for white pro-Western Christian Conservative free market Americans and anyone like that" said Marks as he continued to drivel.

"...also, I'm not too crazy about the Japanese, cos' they're so successfully Capitalist, modern and a monoculture. This will never do!"


"All that is true, by whosoever spoken, is from the Holy Spirit". St. Ambrose.



When I pick up my son from his school, I usually wait around for about twenty minutes while he and all the other happy horde of kids play on the bridge, ladder, watchtower and slide combo. It’s a happy, ordinary and preciously dreamy little period. The school is over a 100 years old and well, nostalgic, but of a nostalgia that has never happened for me. I went to school on a windswept, bleak, lonely and barren paddock with a few miserable utilitarian portables and a main building that had all the charm of an engine parts storage shed.

So let’s dig this. From my very limited experience, school and the education system have greatly and profoundly improved. It was mostly Hell when I went. There were a few nice teachers such as Mr Carter from California, who looked and grooved like Trapper John from M*A*S*H. He was kind, thoughtful and fun. Young Miss Gawler who played contemporary and cool songs on acoustic guitar. And the groovy, great smelling and mysterious Miss Roper, with her beehive hair, erotic knee boots and two tone black and white Mary Quant dresses. But they were from memory, mostly odd, mediocre and clueless nuts.

Anyway, today I thought how vulnerable all these lovely children and all of us are, to the dominant ideological and political manipulations that are of entirely no advantage to them or anyone sane. This is an endless story and more suited to a book that could straighten a three legged wardrobe than a blog post, but I will try to love again!

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s a great school as far as Government schools or any school for that matter, and with what appear to be some fine teachers. Of course, that doesn’t mean that when certain subjects are spoken about and dealt with that you won’t get some ah, unpleasant surprises. It may surprise one how early the indoctrination of our children with PC bilge starts. At high school and University it get’s real evil! No, really. The Teachers Union is like the ABC; a many layered Bolshevik knitting circle of mediocrity and stupidity.

"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants". Isaac Newton.


I feel that education is often about the worst way to learn anything. If it wasn’t, why would many see University degrees as ‘worthless pieces of paper’ in themselves, and merely accepted by an employer as proof of er, something? Why does it take so long and why is so much of it too often a boring and stressful drag, filled with curiously punitive incentives and such? Hmmmm?

Now I love study, learning, empirical and critical analysis and reading. The placing of a real and profound understanding above the mere fashionable opinion of ideology, and putting theory into effective practice. One day who knows, the education system may even adopt these same method's itself. Ya never can tell...

And in many fundamental ways, the current, taken for granted accepted mentality and purpose of much of schooling today is wrong and flawed. School should not be the social engineering and child experiment laboratory that in many instances, it has clearly become.

Ideology is a sick urge that takes hold of people and they defend it relentlessly, especially from reality and decency. They do this by defeating their own rational humanity then yours. Ideology is never about people, it is a destroyer of people. Ideology is spoiled by the dynamic presence of real people and thus it always seeks to negate, remove or murder them.

Ideology is precisely about ideology and can never be satisfied.

This is the basis of PC Leftism and several of its proxy weapons of mass deception such as multiculturalism, environmentalism, political correctness and the denial of the reality of terror, just as a few examples, kids.

“Any type of published message from a crown corporation, including a television series, which attempts to mold public opinion is propaganda". Pundita blogspot.

You will notice that all of these ‘isms never have an end point. They are always seeking to control one more thing, one more human thing, just like Communism and Socialism which are based on murder, lies, conformity, envy, spite and madness. This is precisely where Left politics come from, however it’s disguised. Thus major environmental figures talk openly and enthusiastically about cutting the world’s population by billions, by any means and calling people an “AIDS” virus that must be exterminated. And this is the connection the deluded want to teach at school as worthy? Why?

"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action". Frank Herbert.


The problem is that several of the main subjects emphasised in schools now, derive from memorising and parroting without question essentially empty ideological forms. And each year it gets more so as each subject is absurdly linked to the political ideology of the Left. There is in the end, now only one way to think on each subject. At University, almost any subject may be bent to Left, Feminist and Marxist thought. It’s ridiculous, unhealthy, dangerous and relentless. It’s presented as a smiley face, allegedly good for everyone conformity to these non-ideas via an elite minority pressing their guff onto the majority. It is coercion. It is the natural course of Left Liberal Fascism.

"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization". Ralph Waldo Emerson.


The entire Left are all merely at heart, grades of this Totalitarian group urge by stealth. From soft to extreme Left, it’s the ideology of choice of the envious, morally vain and spiteful control freak. And this is where much of today’s Education Department, Teachers Union enforced mind set comes from. The ATU is a clearly and explicitly stated Marxist and PC Left junk pushing and rotten public monopoly. Thus the fleeing to private education for those who can. And it's not always better. Sometimes you kinda trade louts for brats.

And sometimes a private school is vastly superior for very real reasons. You get what you pay for in money and time.

It’s ironic that the better off that can send their kids to private schools often do. These are often the same people who impose their bunk on a captive audience, meaning those without the cash to choose "No". This is another story in itself and another inherent contradiction of Left non-thought. The more the Left manipulates, the worse things get. Thus we have the modern death and decay of Britain by activist.

"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct". Benjamin Disraeli.

You only need to go a few steps back to find the true source of this guff, which is also the source of the less than smiley face of Left Liberal Fascism with its inherent Totalitarian urges and worse. Radical junk has been cleverly repackaged by stealth and forced on people as ideas of value. They are not. Keep going back to the core and you will arrive at things that are vile and wicked Totalitarian lies.

"Unity on anything serious will, almost by definition, be shallow and ephemeral". Mark Steyn.

This mediocrity has now usurped many core beliefs and replaced them by nothing more than the four pillars of fashionable Left Totalitarianism. They are Environmentalism, Multiculturalism, Political Correctness and the denial of Terrorism. They are all seen as normal and not to be questioned, exactly as the Big Lie of Climate Change is and as the termite like collapse of Multiculturalism is.

"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it". H.L Mencken.

This is why there is by the Left, an absurd and insane belief in the value of the venal, profoundly evil, utterly irredeemable and useless UN. The UN is the ultimate expression of the fraud of moral relativist and inclusive Multiculturalism.

Now ideas of being ‘nice’ to each other and ‘expressing yourself’ are hardly resilient and strong enough to maintain an entire culture on, no matter how worthy. It’s a rather meagre menu, I’m afraid. As Mark Steyn has said, “All the levers in our culture are now [Left] Liberal. From entertainment, media, schools and Universities…the very air we breathe…”

You don’t need to ask any questions, because one knows the default answers in advance, so questions are a rhetorical flourish, such as “why can’t the government do blah, blah? Or what about America! It’s so blah, blah ‘Fascist!’ etc? What about Climate Change? It’s real and get with the program Bub! It’s the end! Etc”. All lines of non-thought.

The angles and starting points to these prefab non-questions are always the same; bogus, conformist, controlling and entirely incurious. The people who ask questions in the style of the Left, ask them precisely because they don’t want any answers, empirical or otherwise.

Not one currently dominating topic of mainstream Leftoid concern is worth a damn, and neither are they of any value or benefit whatsoever to school children, no matter how earnest or shrill the selling pitch. They dominate by drowning and crowding out everything else. There is little space that doesn’t keep returning to these bogus obsessions. This junk is presented as something new, which is a guile to totally discredit the past and thus Conservatism and tradition. Standard Marxist modus operandi, kids.

These four subjects plus the rest of the polished turds of Leftism, are not fundamentals but are presented as such. They are diversions and peripheral, and being so unmoored, are endlessly corruptible, especially as all come from corrupt beginnings. Multi-cultism was imposed, not voted for. What gets filtered through, warps our culture. The greatest friends of Islamism are multiculturalism and PC Left Liberalism. They continually debilitate the local to the imported. In England, British culture is spoken by the PC Left as a disease that must be stamped out and that this cultural and security suicide is the ideal way to win a hollowed out, profoundly depressed and spineless appeasement with Islam.

Environmentalism comes entirely from extreme radical roots of anti-Capitalist Arcadian fantasies, Nazism and Communist Socialist Radical activists that searched desperately for a new legitimacy and found it in Eco-Fascism. This week, the unrevealed extremist at least by the MSM who give him a permanent free ride of no hard questions asked, David Suzuki, called for the jailing of politicians who do not go along with the junk science of Global Warming. This is an alleged scientist who tours with less than 30 people in a diesel bus built to carry a 100 people, for the rebates and flies first class, just like Al Gore.


Paul Watson the alleged environment hero and anti whaling guy, calls for the reduction of “the AIDS of the earth”, meaning people by er, six billion. Hey, even more total genocide than Hitler, Mao Stalin and Pol Pot combined. These are major figures in environmentalism. This is just two small examples out of thousands, of the true Marxist, Fascist reality and core of environmentalism. Environmentalism is not just perversely pro-nature, it's anti-human.

"That's a'Ecofascism a' Boss!" Chico Marx.

"We recognize that separating humanity from nature, from the whole of life, leads to humankind’s own destruction and to the death of nations. Only through a re-integration of humanity into the whole of nature can our people be made stronger. That is the fundamental point of the biological tasks of our age.

Humankind alone is no longer the focus of thought, but rather life as a whole...This striving toward connectedness with the totality of life, with nature itself, a nature into which we are born, this is the deepest meaning and the true essence of National Socialist thought". Ernst Lehmann Biologischer Wille. Wege und Ziele biologischer Arbeit im neuen Reich, München, Nazi Germany 1934.


Multiculturalism is for the most part, a fraud. As Steyn has said, multiculturalism absolves you from learning anything about other cultures at all. You just feel good about them and go to the restaurants. Ask most folks who are for a kind of multicultural separateness, about any of the 150 languages and the ethnic groups that speak them in the Western suburbs of Melbourne, and they will often know nothing about any of them, except that personally, they’re all for it.

If we’re all equal culturally, then why bother to learn or celebrate the nonexistent differences? Not all cultures are equal, valid or even good at all. Our culture of Judeo Christian Capitalist Democracy of free markets, free press, human rights and freedom of expression with all it’s human scale flaws etc, is still vastly superior to every and any culture that comes here. And that’s why people immigrate to the West and nowhere else. No-non Western country has any serious immigration program.

In many ways it’s a one way street in that immigrants have a great impact on our culture and we can often have precisely none on theirs and often most of the groups themselves have little to no effect on each other.

Dig, in Britain the dominant and false idea is that all cultures are equal and just as valid when they are clearly not at all, and therefore there is no need to preserve your own. This is cultural suicide. Now the default is that British culture is inferior and oppressive and should continue to be destroyed. We are witnessing the death of Britain.

Multi-cultism is most enjoyed by those who can live next to a Doctor from India more than the working class who have to live next to the not so ex-militant from Sudan or the drug dealers from Croatia and Vietnam. The local poor and working class often act as a slow and often painful filter for the better off sections of society who show their embrace of multiculturalism by keeping as far away from its raw realities as possible.

All the problems of multiculturalism are often dismissed by being blamed entirely by default on the host country via relentless neurotic PC mental gymnastics. Most of its problems can not even be mentioned without you being called well, fill it in yourself. The idea that countries, ethnic groups and religions that are often at best indifferent to each other or hate and attack each other, will for no reason but that we believe it possible, will then change their collective mind set on a plane flight, is absurd. Multiculturalism soon reaches its own threshold of mathematically impossible nonsense.

"In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them". Johann von Neumann.

Having one group of people is not a problem or Japan's monoculture would be a failure economically and socially. It’s a success because of it.

I like living in a country with immigration and multiple ethnic cultures. Why, I’m not always sure. But I do need more than the usual pieties of festivals, food and “you learn about other cultures!” Er, does this really happen that much? Most folks are not so curious and merely eating the food, feeling “good” about SBS or watching a clog dance is not learning about anything.

When I had a café in a high ethnic area, I found that all the groups had almost entirely no interest in any other culture but their own. Definitely not a lot of interest in Australian culture after direct usefulness and benefit. This was pretty much the rule, not the exception. Sure, quite a few individuals see things different to this, but why would it be any other way? Everyone hangs out with those they have things in common with. Think honestly of your friends. They are most likely more like you than largely or completely different. This is a fact of human nature.

Now while I don’t want to live in a monoculture, Multiculturalism fails on the ground. It’s the levelling of our own culture as merely one of the cultures and the inevitable next step of it being treated as even less than any other culture and the source of all ills and complaint. This is what happens everywhere. Look at Britain, France and the Netherlands. Multiculturalism taken to its logical end as it always is, means Western countries writing their own suicide note.

Diversity is meaningless beyond collapse. It’s cohesion that should be celebrated. That way you end up with a vibrant society and not a Balkanised disaster.

"In Britain and Europe the younger generation are more fiercely Muslim than their parents and grandparents. Thirty-six per cent of Muslims between the ages of 16 and 24 believe those who convert to another religion should be punished by death". Mark Steyn.

If this is not so, why is there NEVER a clear celebration of the two main reasons for why the West doesn’t suck? They are the facts of our Capitalist economic system of free markets, the free exchange of ideas, the freedom to innovate, free speech and the civil Democracy of Federalism. Because that would clash horribly and embarrassingly with what is essentially, laughably and bizarrely, the neo Marxist conformity of PC Leftism.

The Left hates Capitalism and the freedoms that all come and only come from the economic freedom Capitalism provides. The Left pretends to believe in free speech, but this really means being free to speak only as the Left do. The Left tolerate precisely zero contradiction of their er, contradictions. Go figure.

A mix of people is great and stimulating and that’s the way it is. My wife is Japanese. But the deliberate enhancing of separate cultures with their own closed incurious worlds and media is an atomisation of society. What’s it for exactly? As one’s own culture breaks up and has no centre, and is engulfed in assaults on its autonomy and legitimacy via PC complaint, self loathing MSM enabled and relentless criticism, it can fold in, close off and collapse.

As I have said many times, there is no scientific basis for separate “race”. We are gradients of one thing. Odd innit? There is more variation within “races” than between them. But kids, culture, religion, shared beliefs, standards and history do matter. If the y do not, and by the vacuum of Left PC default nullity it doesn’t, then why have immigration? Why have it at all if none of these things that bind us matter? Why care, respect or have any interest in any culture? The dominant myths of the Left are nothing if not contradictory.

It’s as Steyn says, a “structural weakness” to depend on immigration for population growth. In Europe, seventeen of the major countries are in indigenous birth-rate freefall. There only real growth comes from the Muslim immigration. It’s a disaster. Think France where everyday, 150 cars are torched on average a day by “youths”, meaning Muslims. Add 750 “No-go zones” where no police can go and are run as miniature Muslim fiefdoms.

'In a debate at Trinity College, Dublin recently, the aforementioned Omar Brooks said that Mohammed’s message to non-believers was: “I come to slaughter all of you.” He meant it, but come on, you’d have to have a heart of stone not to weep with laughter. Warming to his theme, he said, “We are the Muslims. We drink the blood of the enemy, and we can face them anywhere.” From Mark Steyn. ‘Little Mosque on the Prairie’ review.

Political Correctness as they say, means always having to say you’re sorry. It’s the end result of the humourless control freak being given power over what people should think, say and do. It started of apparently as a way to simply be decent to each other, but like all essentially Left ideas, they can never be satisfied. They always have to control one more thing. It's pure laughable idiocy and a thin façade.

And you may ask how terrorism is in the old syllabus? Well, actually, the denial of Islamic terror informs curriculums at all levels. It’s a major fuel for both anti-Western and anti-American bigotry. The equation is simple. Terror is made up by evil right wing Christian corporations etc, AND incredibly is created by the actions of the same, er, even though it doesn’t um, exist. Hey I told ya, Leftism is nothing without its insane and inherently impossible contradictions.

At my sons schools there were print outs of George Bush and Coalition troops. President Bush had a Hitler and moustache ensemble and the troops were surrounded by insults. The idea that there is little to nothing that’s good or worth defending about the Western Canon, definitely nothing solid or of serious consequence, and that anything that doesn’t fit into absurd PC Left paradigms needs eliminating, endlessly modifying or removing completely permeates everything.

It’s a culture of self loathing and projection. It’s an exhaustion of cultural confidence, of virile and fertile clarity and of joy in how great the Western tradition empirically is.

Now what I end up with is being able to just talk on the surface. If I want to talk seriously, one cannot avoid discussing the underlying crassness of the accepted assumptions. What was once clearly for Nazi and Communist mass murderers is now mainstream. And this is why, with the new default of not being taught how to think rationally, scientifically and empirically, but what to think, that Islam can slip in and be welcomed as just another equally worthy or even more so thing to celebrate. After all, the idea is being inclusive. Unless you’re a Conservative, a Christian, military personnel, American, pro Western Capitalist Democracy as per.

How can any Western Liberal tolerate for a moment an armed religion that treats women, gays, Jews and anyone else they don’t like, and Muslims too, as murder targets? How could so many be so wilfully ignorant of the easy to research facts of Islam and Leftism? Because they are either lazy, stupid, bankrupt or all three.

That “BushHitler” crap can be on display as art, and as a teeny analysis instilling a world view at my sons prep school says everything about how seriously the education system and the culture that supports it sees the reality of our own security and cultural survival.

At my son’s school, the emphasis this year will be on surprise, the environment. Why? What’s in it for him exactly? It’s for the teacher’s really via that ugliest of Leftard beasts, the Teacher’s Union, some of the parent’s but mostly for the ideology itself. The reason traditional subjects are not used to cover the environment when they can, is because environmentalist’s wanted a more vague and easy to manipulate and impose pseudo subject. Traditional subjects have standards requiring actual clearly stated content, form, intent and are proven empirical methods. Environmentalism requires nor wants, or needs any of these things.

Not the same emphasis instead on say thinking skills like Logical Fallacy’s etc, how the media works, how political ideology insinuates society, the profound value of philosophy, physical fitness, self defence, the Western Canon, our own history, finance, running a business, a profession, running a ranch, music and history etc. Maybe how Capitalist Democracy has vastly improved the world and Australia and how places without these suck. No, they teach the opposite to children, making them often anxious, loathing of their own culture and misinformed, when the truth of the Western Canon is inspiring, enervating and entirely optimistic.

So in short, not so much about the truly inspiring choices in life. Also ignore the real and current dangers of the extremism of the environmental Left, the radical and of the Islamist kind.

So the list of what I don’t want my son exposed to does indeed include Islam, environmentalism, political correctness, support for terrorism by proxy, meaning anti-Americanism which is pure bigotry and essentially anti-Western. I don’t want him being exposed to phony ‘Peace Studies’, or bankrupt endlessly neurotic feminism that damages and demeans small boys; I don’t want him taught evil Marxist oppressor/oppressed paradigms and welfare victimhood or ‘Stolen Generations’ industry baloney. In short, there’s not a lot left of the standard Dept of Ed’s curriculum!

And I’m supposed to be happy to have all such clueless and often well intentioned by some, ideological child abuse put into my son’s head? Why? Er, no thanks.

He’d be better off if they replaced all this junk with Motown and Funk Studies Introduction to James Brown Brother Ray, Applied Bruce Lee, Robert T. Kiyosaki’s Cash flow Quadrant Freakout and Socratic Logical Fallacy 101. Steve McQueen Freedom, Independence and Fun Basics could be an elective.

It’s all pure indoctrination without proof in any reality, or merit and essentially worthless and it starts early. It won’t make you a dollar unless you plan on riding the Gravy Train of Global Warming. And that’s why the non-ideas of the Left are pushed using your taxes.

So where does one start say, at the old parent teacher thing? Well, I aim to maybe begin at straight talking and continue from there.

So naturally I’ll fail miserably.

The Koo Wee Rup Knitting Circle.

A recent meeting showing just one of the popular activities available at the KWRKC.


Request of the week from Friday 8 June 2007.


Dear Miss Sprunb:

Thankyou for your enquiry regarding membership in The Koo Wee Rup Knitting Circle and the various activities we have available.

Unfortunately, we must inform you that you may have confused the art of traditional English 'Morris Dancing', with your hopes of engaging in as you stated quite clearly in your recent letter, 'Chuck Norris Dancing'. Mr Norris, while I’m sure a fine village dancer in his own right, has not up to this point in time availed himself to perform at our organization.

I have also spoken to our Secretary Mr Bernard Sgreebly regards your further enquiry. He has assured me that after a very extensive and thorough investigation of our records that we have never held nor plan to in the foreseeable future, either the traditional or the ‘New Age’ styles of 'Rice Pudding Invocations', as it is a policy of the KWRKC to support neither the occult nor macramé.

Please fill out the accompanying Membership Form provided, written on the side of an Idaho potato for your convenience.

Yours sincerly, Madge Williams, President.

Cat Litter Stevens: AKA Yusuf You Suck! Islam.

Cat Stevens with his band The Al Aqsa Brothers, promoting Kid Koran's new album TNT for the Timid man. This coincides with Tiddles Global Caliphate Tour. The hit single from the album is a romantic cover of the old Middle-Eastern ballad Begin the Beheading.



“The first cut is the deepest, baby I know”. Cat 'Fluffy' Stevens.


Dear sports, now I’m a decent fellow; a marvellous chap and an excellent chum. The kind of man that can be relied upon to be a regular sort, a charming and witty guest but sadly, I have flaws. No please, sit down. I do. I have an appalling temper due to er, actual experiences. And also to finally rediscovering my inner Jimmy Barnes, Bruce Lee In my natural habitat I’m as playful and content as a kitten.

Yep, I sometimes say words, shocking words like poo poo, wee wee and even Clinton and it’s funny, but you do. It’s because one can feel cornered when harassed in you get that unpleasant loss of autonomy thang.

I’m the kind of guy who can be happy living in a simple beach shack worth mere millions of dollars, with simple mains electricity, the Net, a Marshall 100 Watt valve, a few strats, a gym and simple room service. Oh yes, a dune buggy too, a motorcycle, a vast range of books and a fantastic rack of guns. Must have guns. Especially that nice little Smith & Wesson M76 submachine gun I have my mind set on. But I digress. As I said, I’m a simple soul who would be content with a vast bank account.

Now, I don’t dig that relentless crowding in feel. Like there’s "nowhere to run to, baby, nowhere to hide. Got nowhere to run to, baby, nowhere to... when I look in the mirror to...” Ah, Martha and the Vandellas. But I digress again.

Yeah, that feeling that something wicked, dirty and evil is coming to get me, that doesn’t respect much at all and want’s me well, dead. Hey, I don’t mean my wife. She’s a wonderful person and bathes regularly.

Nope, I’m talking about the crappy feeling I get from the wonderful world of Islam and its very best friend, PC multi-culti Left liberalism. And most folks are getting indoctrinated daily in a million subtle and not so subtle ways. It's this dangerous and debilitating bunk, old boy via that reliable enemy of the people, the MSM [Mainstream media]

Now, I missed an SBS show on current British Islamist freak and ex-pop star, Cat Box Stevens now known as Yusuf 'effing Islam. Gee, I wonder why I made no effort to watch it? Maybe because Cat Stephens is a cunt. Could be.

And maybe because the chances of SBS TV not saying how top ho and simply wonderful the fur faced, diseased true personality of the Cat Pie is, measures in my experience at about er, zero. Yes, maybe that’s it.

The same chances as SBS not showing Che the child killer Guevara as a kind of hero. And of course they did recently. It was a celebrate all things Che the child killer night. Or ever criticising the hordes of disgustingly deluded apologist freak celebrities and others shit fans in love with a child murderer. Mostly via a photograph!

"It was necessary!" That’s why he loved to shoot fourteen year old boys in the head. To free the people! So right on! See how all these totalitarian bastards of Islamism, Communism ad nauseum all line up so perfectly eventually?

Anyway, Che’s personal designing of concentration camps and eager participation as head shooter in his many firing squad execution picnics doesn't worry Carlos Santana, Robert Redford, Jonny Depp or ANgelina Jolie . Everything and anything is always excusable and required in Leftard land.

The only accurate description of Che the crap bag is of a narcissistic uber sadist, coward, buffoon, incompetent fraud, who just happened to be boosted by sycophantic Western journalistas with juvenile rebel fantasies. Guevara was a usually overweight, never worked ever parasite that just happened to looked thin and in the current fashion of a ‘rebel’ of the time, after getting lost repeatedly and starving in the jungle.

Che' despised just about everyone but himself, whom he was deeply in love with of course. The exact number of people Che ever freed or actually helped in any tangible way such as economically or free to travel, express or think etc, unless also also gangster killer frauds, is precisely zero.

He is merely, as Che Mart says, “The world’s greatest T shirt salesman”.

Unless SBS says that Cat flap was merely once a talented pop song writer and is now an Islamist dirt bag, an pro-Jihad freak and a Taqiyaa peddler living off the kind of success he could only have in the free Capitalist Democracies of the West, while supporting a vile ideology that seeks to annihilate the free Western world as we know it...

Well, unless they say all that and more, I’m a afraid that the many full-time dhimmi bastards at SBS TV, will be a little off the mark with old Whiskers.

“Do you remember the days of the old car bomb; we used to blast a lot?”

Sadly I can't locate the nice vid on YouTube of Cat being interviewed on the profoundly bankrupt BBC, where Yusuck says how it’s pretty cool with him to murder Salman Rushdie for insulting “the filth of Islam”, as Christopher Hitchens has rightly called the world’s most violent, problematic and intolerant non-religion.

“Oh, I'm bein' followed by a loon shadow, loon shadow, loon shadow.
Leapin and hoppin' like a loon shadow, loon shadow, loon shadow.
And if I ever lose my hands, lose my head etc”.

Hey, a minor miracle! Yesterday morning while driving around 0900, I caught the end of a program on ABC Radio National that was amazingly a little bit critical of Cat Crap and his adopted freak beliefs. I had to stop the car! A moment of clarity! On government radio! Imagine...

Anyway, the little bit of an interview with cat scratch fever and a journo from the ABC was just too good. I copied it down as best as I could using a banana to write on a Frisbee. And it went pretty much like this.

The happy couple were discussing things using Yousuck’s patented one way traffic lecture method. "It's the way it is" he says. "There are no if’s, but’s or maybe’s..." in the religion of peace, or else!

Gee, ya don't say? Islam seems so reasonable an' all. So, the ABC journo concerned asks if Salman is entitled to give his view of Islam? Er, no, not according to Cat Woman with facial hair. Phiisssst! It’s only OK to speak about "the truth of the messenger of Islam, the Prophet Mohammad". So no criticism is valid criticism basically. Check.

Clearly no one else can ever ever mention the war, er Islam, er, Mohammad the freak, er, the filth of, er, the Krazy Koran, er, the Cat piles dead and dated musical career etc, etc. Yes, it's some crazy man love Krazy Kat has for Mad Mo. Just like his song Lady D’Arbanville. Maybe that’s who the Lady was all along!

“I loved you my lady, though in your grave you lie,
I'll always be with you”.

Touching. Bring the butter.

And then after a little more pro-Jihad and pro-murder mayhem from Shakin’ the Finger Stevens comes the kicker, kids. The following is as close as I could quickly scribble it down, and er, it’s pretty damn close too.

Journo: “Is it fair to put a death sentence on a messenger? [Salman Rushdie]”

Krazy Kat: “You may know that I once wrote a song called ‘I’m gonna get me a gun?’ Now you know who the gun is for. It’s for people that ask provocative questions like you!”.

Riiight. Peaceful message. Check. Cat Steven's image is "peace and understanding man!" A total fraud. His reality is a pro-Jihadist murder and Muslim loon fucker.

Says it all regards this scumbag, don’t it? Oh right. Maybe Cat is really Left Liberal in his views on women or gays and so on? Er, riiight. Yeah, he just has a thing for murdering private citizen Infidels who don’t agree with him or just offend his highly tuned sense of Muslim paranoia, but he’s so cool otherwise. What a rube. What a creep. What a Muslim sideshow tyre iron. What a rotten guy.

How can such a bankrupt hero of pop fans with an utterly phony message of peace get away with it? And gee, how do ya think such a loon will behave when Britain collapses into the black hole of Londonistan?

“Baby, baby, it’s a Jihad world, is easy to get by just upon my lies, girl”.


This is what Cat really believes. And er, this geek can travel freely in Australia after threatening to use a gun on an ABC journalist? Hey, it was just a joke? Hey! Its hilarious then! Ha, ha, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha...right.

Just like his song Can’t Keep It In.

"Oh I can't keep it in, I can't keep it in, I've gotta let it out.
I've got to show the world, world's got to see, see all the hate,
hate that's in me. I said, why walk alone, why worry when it's
warm over here. You've got so much to say, say what you mean,
mean what you're thinking, and think anything”.

Pretty explosive, eh? And why not. Why people refuse to take Islamic loons at the word, I don’t know. Actually I do. It’s beyond the perceptions of the average PC Leftard to conceive of someone taking religion so seriously, because no Leftoid does. But some do, like our hero, the Islamist Furball.

“Piece of Train

Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the good things to come.
And I believe Islam could be, some Jihad has begun.

Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world Islam.
And I believe it could be, some day it's going to come. ("Hey, try France and Britain etc".)

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides Madrid train.
Oh piece of train take this country, come take me home again.

Oh piece of train sounding louder.
Glide on the pieces of train,
Come on now pieces of train.
Yes, piece of train Holy roller.

Everyone jump offa the piece of train! ("My legs have been blown off!")
Come on now pieces of train.

Get your bags together, go bring your good friends too. ("Improvised Explosive Devices? Check".)
Cause it's getting nearer, it soon will be with you.

Now come and join the dying, it's not so far from you.
And it's getting nearer, soon it will all be true.

Now I've been crying lately, thinking about the world as it is.
We want to go on hating. When can we live in a Caliphate?”

Hey, back to 1492! Now that’s Moorish!


“Don't be a bad girl, Yusuf.
But if you wanna leave, take good care.
I hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware”.

Obama: The Manchurian Candidate.

Barrack Barry Hussein Sotoero Obama is shown here in a rare fit of political rage being restrained by his advisers, as he tries to kill off his white half completely. Barry was heard to shout " Die white boy! I don't need you anymore!"



“Fascism was the shadow or the ugly child of Communism. As Fascism sprang from Communism, so Nazism developed from Fascism. Thus was set on foot those kindred movements that were destined soon to plunge the world into even more hideous strife, which none can say has ended with their destruction” Winston Churchill.


A commenter on a blog I have been unable to backtrack, referred to Obama as “The Manchurian Candidate!” He is of course almost entirely, except his acting is less convincing, and his goals are slightly different, but just as er, unfortunate. Yep, at heart, left liberals are essentially Socialist control freak, totalitarian Fascist's who believe in big government and state power to control ever more individual freedoms, but not theirs.

“What? Me a Muslim, Marxist, Socialist friend of racist bigot Rev Wright/Muslim circus geek Farrakhan/pall of Bill Ayers the Marxist terrorist radical/PLO terrorist pressman Rashid Khalidi/jailed criminal Syrian nationalist Rezko/protege of Marxist pervert druggo Frank Marshall Davis/Alinsky and a cousin called Odinga the Muslim murdering dictator of Kenya etc, etc? Even a little? Na... I split that Muslim scene, man. It was a real drag. A definite bummer and it was bringing me down”.

Ignore that having a Muslim Father makes one a Muslim or reciting the Koran means you accept Mohammad and Islam etc.

Hey, now that must be some of that “change”, that ‘Flashbacks’ Obama just loves to spout. Obama’s real name is not Barrack but er, Barry!

Amazingly, the Big O is perhaps the first public Muslim Apostate not sentenced to death for leaving ‘The Religion of Peace, or else!’ Nope, no Islamic extremism in any Indonesian religious schools he went to apparently. Check. It was maybe entirely dull.

An oxymoron I believe, can be defined by the word Islamic being linked with school. Imagine if you will, spending any formative years in a ‘society’ that allows gangs of Muslims to carry the severed heads of Christians around the streets, all watched by the local ‘Police?’

“I went to the mall and they were giving free ice cream to celebrate the death of another Infidel!”

“Hey, Obama, I didn’t see you at the Peninsula Club, but didn’t I see someone that looked a lot like you, applauding at the Louis Farrakhan Nation of Idiots for Islam Jew Hatefest?”
Thurston Howell the III.


What’s really hilarious about Obama is that he’s no more black than he’s white and both mean entirely nothing. Or do they? Tah dah! His Mother was white and his Father was black. I hate to spoil the “Racist!” shouters dreams, but there is entirely no such thing as race, sports. There are only gradients that show us all as irrevocably connected by our shared genetics. I'm just glad we don't have to all share the same apartment.

But Obama is such a do anything for power phony baloney, that while his whole fake apparent posture is that only creeps care about “race”, almost his whole actual angle is about the tedious irrelevant drivel of “race”. His fraudulent self scribbled book is based exactly on such blarney in which he manipulates and lies selectively about his past to project just the right amount of PC crapola to win the deluded hang wringing votes of the self-loathing.

For example, in the Medium Sized O's wee autobiography, apparently Indonesia is painted as quite the land of tolerance and glee, and Hawaii, where he also spent time, is shown as just above Dixie, circa 1850. In the real world, the exact opposite is true.

But he’s pulling this classic straw man stunt to avoid talking about his entirely non-existent policies and his virtually unknown, unexplored and unspoken past. Add his air built qualifications for the position of President.

Ah, but the drivel of ‘colour’ is a pretty back-dated red herring, innit? Just ask Allen West, Michael Steele, Condie Rice, Colin Powell etc. Now culture, background, character, personality, history, attitude, education, skills, qualifications and religion, do usually do matter.

Now the Clinton's are white, whiter than Whitewater! Fat lot of good that has been. Nope, I'm afraid voting for folks because of their tan or lack of it, is nonsense. You may as well have high hopes for a guy who happens to be plaid.

So anyway, Barack just happen’s to want to be seen as black. Big 'effing deal. He just as easily could have chosen white, brown or none of the above. Why black exactly? Just because he looks kinda more black to the racially unfamiliar? My wife is Japanese so our son looks pretty much like her, but he is neither Japanese nor Asian. He’s Australian, because this is where he was born and where he is growing up.

Obama plays the black candidate meme cos it works as it always has. The entire opposite of what the crushing boredom and fraud of grievance politics allege.

Obama chose Barack instead of er, Barry, and who wouldn't? Barry just doesn't have the same exotic cache and edge of Barack. Barack snaps to where as Barry, well, it's one of those names, eh?

Nope, so Obama is black! Well, that's settled then. Ok, I’m Welsh! How hip and er, politically expedient. He knows precisely that in today’s PC auto idiocy, being black is not a hindrance. Nope, just having no sane non-Socialist bankruptcy policies may be a bad idea. Maybe not. Just ask what’s beyond Super Control Freak Hillary come in here dear Bill, have a cigar Clinton. Just bog standard liberal fascist utopianism and incompetence, but more so.

That’s why Obama talks about colour so bleedin' much, because it shouldn’t be an issue! Er, it ain’t and he knows it, thus it’s an entirely convenient diversion of no consequence, for his virtually empty campaign platform. Obama adopts a permanently faux ‘offended’ stance regards non-existent racial attacks regards his non-existent ‘race’. Obama is merely an American. Apparently this is too dull, ordinary and pedestrian for Mr choose your most disingenuously and useful persona.

Do you know there is more variation within an alleged "race" than between the "races?" It's mostly I'm afraid, disingenuous and irrelevant baloney. It's where and how you grow up more than anything, kids. Thus the children of immigrants can often feel their own parent's are from just left of Asteroid TZ92/B.

“Once you have the right to no longer be offended, you no longer have any other rights. Freedom is offensive”. Mark Steyn.


Allegedly “Racist!” Louisiana via New Orleans voted in a black Mayor, the venal, incompetent, corrupt, stupid and blame shifting idiot Ray "What should I do, Mother?" Nagin. The man who let 200 evacuation buses sit in mud.

The state that let environmentalists stop the Corp of Army Engineers reinforce the levees several decades ago, and sighted this as a “victory for the environment”. It’s an absurd and disgusting slur that President Bush is somehow responsible when in the US Federal system, much like Australia; the states are independent of the Union for local decisions. Or would the Left be happy if Bush the “Fascist!” controlled the whole country, down to the local level of counties and councils?


Isn’t that the er, legendary secret Halliburton plan of many a conspiracy bore?” Or do liberal’s want this now? Schizo drivel mental back flips as usual, I’m afraid.

The whole Katrina and Mayor Ray Nagin thang exposes and describes the inherent hypocrisy of the PC. They imagine they're demanding autonomy and rights for blacks, but when it comes to black responsibility, the same boobs almost invariably negate it by showing how deep down, they don't really see blacks as responsible adults at all. Thus, nothing is Nagin's fault, even though he's in charge.

The same mentality will apply to Obama I believe, which will just be dandy. This is why few of the Left seem to ask what Obama stands for beyond being kind of er, black. Outside of Barry's crony beneficiaries all Obama fans have two odd things in common: they know nothing about Obama and they don't want to know.

They don't expect Obama to really have anything proven and practical to offer and are entirely happy with that. Paradoxically, strange and smug reflections of themselves as naturally morally superior is just fine.

“A Fascist is a Conservative who’s winning an argument with a [Left] Liberal”. Tom Paine at Shire Network News.

Barren Obama is the perfect, empty and mediocre cipher for the average white faux middle class rebel. “I’m voting for half a black man!”

Er, by default you’re voting for half a white man, for what it’s all worth to ya. Entirely nothing I’d say. Ask any sub Koskid to name one policy of their man in two tonetown and they can’t, I’ll wager. Aye, there’s the rub. Obama lacks the guff to even stand up to Hillary, AKA Bill in drag.

Now come on, if Obama is so crappy, wouldn’t the people notice? Nup. Not a lot of folks it appears either read books, journals, newspapers or use the Net for much beyond email, work, school or hobby specialties and porn. Many apparently get their imagined rebellion via passive consumption of the MSM and gossip. The Daily Show seems to fill many an intellectual teen gas tank to full. That’s the way it is.

If you can get to forty years old, you know and understand nothing if you think that the world’s foremost clinical narcissists Bill and Hillary are heroes to anyone or anything but their own ambition. If you can think that Che ‘the child killer’ Guevara was anything beyond a sadist, coward, narcissist and utter stupid failure and bum, then you are a profoundly, wilfully deluded and ignorant twerp.

And that’s the way it is, because it’s easy to believe such bunk when every fake non-conformist is "completely supported by the system they they despise". [Mark Steyn] Every brat lives in an imaginary Hell while living at home with free meals and laundry service, and millions transfer this drivel onto another authority figure or two and simply never grow up.


And Barry's not the only stand-in for Laurence Harvey’s gripping role in the movie of the same name. Hillary is the "for and against" and neither contortionist, or whatever it takes to get hold of “POWER!” Hillary is simply another brand of Manchurian Candidate bringing her own destructive and absurdly monstrous fascistic visions of a dream government state, that she'll never have to live in. The Clinton’s always just sit back in their own personal and eternal Hamptons enjoying the wholly unearned backwash of adulation from their "great works" which are exactly zero.

“Everything I have ever said is a lie, including that”.

It's informative that the newer and crap version of The Manchurian Candidate has been "updated" to standard conspiracy tripe. It replaced the actually plausible brainwashing by real Communist totalitarian regimes, with a juvenile Koskid fantasy of the entirely fictional Halliburton/Cheney one. Thus it bombed. Not enough twerps to sustain the required Grand Canyon sized suspension of disbelief, I'm afraid.

For dramatic fantasy to work, it must have some connection to reality. Screaming "9/11 was an inside job!" just won't cut it outside of Sunnyvale Sanatorium or MoveOn.

If you don’t believe in naturally occurring Manchurian Candidates living like termites in the Whitehouse, think Jimmy Carter, the world's first eunuch President. A man so diseased with leftardism and Jew hatred, that the US and the world are still paying for his policy of cultural and security suicide abasement.

“I believe the best policy in a dangerous and harshly real world is to perpetually show the weakling face of a grinning idiot hick, with the same level of serious spine, strength, courage and self belief as a lump of jello on a giant water slide”. Jimmy the farter Carter.

Hey, now Jimminy the cricket mind is using his same insect level of non-intellect to chirp endlessly about how the Jews and Israel are the problem. It's like he’s taken all the pamphlets ever handed out at every student union crisis meeting, paper mache'd them in a vitamiser, and squashed the entire content’s into his rattling brain cavity. Jimmy is a freaking dangerous imbecile who has amazingly learnt even less as his miserable lifetime has ambled on through his own personal Dog Patch of inbred ideology.


Obama riffs on meaningless platitudes of “change”. So, any change is great, eh? Well, I change my underwear everyday, so I’m obviously pro-change right there. Change your height? Maybe change the colour of your teeth to purple or change to talking backwards maybe? Obama is all for rhetoric actually, that’s all. You could just as easily say you’re all for changing from change to not changing because we want a change from so much change.

“We’re tired of the same sun up and down resulting in night time. We want change! We’re tired of eating well and sleeping regular hours! We ain’t gonna take it anymore! We want change!”

Obama is a classic Democrat of the kind with no real values that contradict the current Democrat orthodoxy as his values. So, zero values beyond the fashionably Socialist. What Obama is not interested in changing is his privileged, rich and elite position, the kind occupied by Hillary my balls itch Clinton, John love me, love my 1980’s hairstyle Edwards, John Viet Kong traitor franchise Kerry and Teddy let the bitch drown Kennedy ad nauseum.

Barry Obama is in short, full of crap. Black or otherwise, is not a qualification. But what is the real change that Barack "must kill the President!" "But I’m the President!" Obama?

Based on nothing more it seems, than having one black parent and a weirdo atheist Marxist freak Mother, and being a perfectly superficial race and other grievances Democrat.

Whatever he may say, Barack Obama does have some kind of semi-Muslim background over several years when he was six. Now he's a wacko brand of black militant influenced Christian and an in the past Muslim, if that's possible, who has wanted to be the President of the United States of America since he was a teen. And now he is.

Now that may just turn out to be some kind of real change right there. Oh it has? Carry on then.

"Hey, we're all pals here, right?" The MSM.

The Editor of 'The Australian' newspaper, Roger Monte-Parke, prepares to dive into a glass of ordinary drinking water.



In the MSM, nothing passively received is real.

I used to have dreams where I’d suddenly find coins, lots of coins just scattered in the grass that for some reason, no one else had noticed. They always seemed so real as I gathered them up. There would be hundreds of dollars worth in the end. Even though I saw them clearly and they seemed feasibly to have fallen out of a bag or something, none of these five hundred easy pieces existed. It was all in my fevered perceptions.

“It was all a nightmare. And now the nightmare is over, Neville!”

And just as it is in some claustrophobic dreamland of sweat and frustration and no cash, so it is in the waking and conscious hours, such as they are. There are endless scattered opportunities for the consumer via the media, to imagine they’re picking up something of real value, scattered over the day like so much counterfeit and plugged nickels. Sadly, when sleepwalking through the Dali and Kafkaesque wasteland that is much of the MSM, every next bit of information is usually melting with mediocrity, loaded with agenda or simply bogus.

Swallow whole what is often the swill that the MSM generally serves up to the public, and you'll be lucky to get out alive.

Ah, but as Andrew Bolt from the Herald Sun reminds us, “Mussolini started out as a journalist for the far Left”. And why not? That’s Left Liberal Fascism for ya, kids.

Today I read a piece of ‘The Australian’ that I’d got from my blind, deaf and mute neighbour who has a subscription. Hey, regards the daily nooz, I generally read as much as I can stand, so these two pages were ample. Apparently German Chancellor Angela Merkel accused Robert ‘Hiding under a table wearing a human skin lamp shade’ Mugabe, of apparently “undermining the image of Africa!”

Er, the only way Bob the Non-Builder could change that er, “image’ and especially of his wretchedly self made part of Hell, is if he introduced fully accountable and competent civil governments run on Democratic lines. Plus a functional Capitalist economic system based on the rule of law and private property, with the finishing touch of his resignation and subsequent suicide.

So I’d say there’s very little “undermining” by Bob the standard African Bastard Loser, really.

Oh wow! Gee whizz! When Mugabe went to Europe, that kingdom of stalwart, solid beliefs and values such as er, um… Well, anyway, some kind of Euro-erzatz “World Leaders” apparently gave Mugabe a jolly good “tongue lashing!” That’s gotta hurt! Er, no. Do they mean the previous porridge spined political elites of Europe? Europe has precisely zero “World Leaders”, just as Europe has zero “World powers”. In reality, most of Europe combined has marginally less geopolitical reach and strength than the Rotary Club.

When it comes to global action, the leadership vacuum of Eurabia is a distant solar void of mostly useless and dying satellites. The looped dance of death that is Africa, apart from a short list of exceptions, is also largely free of worthy leadership. At least those that live long enough or haven’t got the Hell out.

Hey! Tongue lashing is the forte of the top Euro blame shifters. “Talk, talk, talk”. Now, do, do, do. That’s mostly for America and its few true allies to do, do, do. I bet that admonishment really made a big impact on Bob.

“Mr Wilson Abobo, I want that same tongue and buttock lashing I got last time from Miss Nasty! Pick her up and I’ll be in my suite with the butter!”

So basically, another mess of shallow, depth and context free ‘reporting’ couched in the standard MSM faux ‘objectivity’ angle. Balls.

In practice, this usually means objectively leaden, sub-PC and stupid. Mugabe should be taken out by a division of Marines and shot, along with much of his loathsome family and his Cabinet of Afro-Freaks.

Next lie on the menu. A ‘Friends of the Earth’ ad panhandling for free money, says as a matter of fact that “Climate Change will cause up to 250 million refugees by 2050!” Er, the predictive by definition are not facts. Oh, maybe they got a Time Machine at FOTE! That’s right! And while they were having a lentil soup feast, a man known only as ‘The Time Traveller’ burst in on their gas making party wearing a filthy koala suit.

“Water! Quick! Bottled!”

Yes, it’s always about a “sustainable future”. This is an utterly meaningless phrase like Climate change. Er, climate does change, that's why they call it climate, Jim. You mean sustain things as they are? Or how they will be in the future? Or apparently people should stop burning down theiir factories and homes and having bonfires of cash? Er, last time I checked, everyone aims to keep on living I believe.

Funny, but most Leftish chums seem to be pretty much against sustaining the population growth needed to sustain anything at all in any future. And add to that, almost every one is likely to be a card carrying abortionist by proxy.

“Come on, inconvenient little truth of a seven month old foetus, just hang half-way out this vagina while I stick a sharp needle on your brain and snap your neck. I’m afraid I just can’t sustain this or any relationship!”

Remember, trees and shrubs are precious, but a human foetus is not! Don’t cut down that plant, but breaking the neck of an unborn child like a twig is OK.

But then, the Left is filled with vegetarians who love vegetation, but hate meat!

Hey, I’m pro-choice but I don’t see how that should mean being a fan of abortion, pretending it’s a delight. It’s horrendous. Name me one fun thing about the actual abortion procedure apart from the pineapple jello? There are none, I’m afraid. But I digress.

In the same paper, there are set standards on making false claims in advertisements, but Freaks of the Earth can say this bunkum sans any testable evidence whatsoever. Imagine if any other professional touting for your money tried this outrageous scare mongering and well, bullshit. Imagine a plumber for example.

“By the year 2050, Climate Change will have increased the cost of materials and the difficulty of doing business under six metres of sea water by 2,500%.

So, our members will need to prepare the required infrastructure in advance and regrettably pass on these costs now, to prepare the consumer for the Apocalypse which is absolutely, definitely, no two ways about it, yep, it’s coming. About 250 million bucks should do it. But hurry! There’s no time to waste! It’s the end, again!”

And the next lie is, oh no this one is true. In the same issue of 'The Australian' for Monday December 10 2007, is a boring and pointless rah, rah for PM Kevin Rudd story, about the Bali Kyoto pantomime. In an otherwise by the numbers PC piece, Minister for Peripheral Issues, Peter Garrett is called a “rock star”. Not any kind of political VIP, because this aging Kos Kid ain’t a leader and never will be. Now remember this, Peetie Carrot will never be any politico of serious note. Just like the Oil's music. Not without crazy pills and not the kind consumed while on tour.

Ok, here’s another bit of amazing truth according to said turgid article, farticle. “Australia is a big player in Bali”.

Yep, “in Bali” anyone bigger than New Guinea is a “big player”. Out of Bali, or the Solomon Islands, we perhaps have a little less dramatic proportions, I’m afraid.

I’ll end on the truth reported by William Kristol regards the lie that “International Pressure” made Iran allegedly get off the Nuke Express. International pressure means US power and raw US power in reality, needs no one.

International pressure and power doesn’t mean the collective farts in a bottle of the European Union. Nor does it mean the wonky fiefdoms of China or Russia etc. And neither is collective or otherwise power in the hands of the fish bowl birth rate disaster of Japan, the exhaustion of Germany or the bedlam and inertia of France etc. Power belongs to those who can deliver it, baby.

The only reason Iran backed down, albeit temporarily perhaps, and that Libya’s Gaddafi disarmed his surprisingly well along nuke program permanently, is because America smacked down Saddam’s Iraq. Like the central undeniable fact of a punch to the head, this is the truth, just as our parent’s told us. In the often bitter beginning and the inevitable end, action always talks louder than any words or ideology and beats all. Action is the money shot.

The Conformity of Rebellion.

In their agitprop cliches, Peace Creeps prefer something borrowed, something ineffective and something fraudulent, while having their security provided by the better men and women of the military.



Request of the week from Wednesday 03 October 2007.


Dear sports, this is the equation. Affluent, aimless, deluded and spoiled brat angry at generous parent’s choice of living in a successful Capitalist Democracy finds this subtracts from any chance of real Rebel Credentials. Though the perception of rebellion can be multiplied by adopting phony Left, Liberal and Radical ideology but sadly, this multiplies neurotic guilt.

Neurotic guilt, plus having nothing to rebel against except a comfortable and fortunate life, multiplied by the adoption of fraudulent posturing as saviour of the Third World, the poor or the recent not so strange bedfellow's of downtrodden Islamist’s and assorted killers etc.

All this minus any actual effective reality multiplies the occurrence of crazy childlike thoughts, words and actions divided by being completely supported by the system they despise. This multiplies the inherent mental illness of the Left and equals a state of perpetual childhood. Catches breath…phew!

And they say kid’s today are bored by math! It’s not the boredom that’s a turn off, it’s the numbers. Replace the numbers with monumentally more tedious and meaningless ideological non-concepts and many are all for it, ad nauseum.

I read a review of a documentary by Michael Franti, a musician of the currently fashionable and seemingly ersatz strain of third rank Bob Marley slash Marvin Gaye impressionists sans memorable songs. Nothing wrong with that and there’s room for everybody, but it does seem to point one in a rather particular political direction, to put it mildly. For example, replaying the ‘right on’ and ‘power to the people’ affectations of over three decades ago.

Hey, I believe it. If you have dreadlocks by Mr David of Toorak, Mayfair or Manhattan, yep, that’s a saviour of ‘the people’ alright. I find non-Jamaicans and non-Africans affecting dreads and other Third World stylings plus the ubiquitous ‘Trench Town Rainbow Hat and Tea Cosy', to show 'Solidarity' and to meet more 'Suicide Girls', as convincing as a severe bar code style brush-over topped by a tiny propeller hat.

So many got nothing to say, but that’s ok. Good morning, good morning. Good Grief!

The previously mentioned journo fan piece was all about how our hero Mike made a trip to the darkest depths of the Middle-East and Palestine, and how he was “moved by the openness of the welcome he received there”.

Not enough to move there though. But maybe one day when Mike tires of living the life of a completely unaccountable pop star in a functioning Democracy and yearns for the delights of a Theocracy, or Gangster State Inc, he may just live that dream. Um, apparently Mike left his Yarmulke, Crucifix, statue of Buddha and his 'Support for Gay Pride' badges at home.

Mike went on to say how “when I walked into a neighbourhood, they would invite me into somebody’s house and the whole neighbourhood would get food”.

“Hey, and everybody is invited back to L.A when I’m there! The dope’s on me!”

Just a tip, Mike. Don’t look Jewish or too camp, or the neighbours might be bringing food for the Wednesday night stoning and beheading. And you’re the main feature! The article, as it is, draws a comparison between the current Anti-War Cavalcade of Distorted Freaks and the ‘Great Achievements’ of the 1960’s Left.

I guess great achievements like helping a country or two fall to Communist Dictatorship's that no hippie and Uni student would ever live under. But it’s good enough for Asian’s! Or maybe the mass arrest, torture and execution of thousands of Vietnamese, plus total economic collapse and the subsequent extreme social decay etc, etc.

Er, yeah, don’t forget 2,000,000 odd refugee boat people and perhaps a million drowned or murdered by pirates in the South China Sea. Excellent work! How many hippies who cared so much went to Vietnam to ‘help out’ after 1975? Er, zero. Um, wasn’t the whole idea that it was gonna be better for the Vietnamese when the war ‘ended?’ Gee, I can’t wait to see what the Left’s 'Grand Plan' is for ‘saving’ much of the Islamist infected, profoundly dysfunctional and terror exporting Mid East. Maybe give them some nukes!

Now Michael Franti is a young man and young men as they say, are passionate. And that's almost entirely the problem. Like the majority of the Anti-Shmanti-War Leftoids, he prefers his passions almost exclusively. It's all about feelings and how they feel above all. Mike is maybe not big on insight into geopolitical, historical, local government and religious dominance's etc. For the Mikes of the world, everyone is just a big potential rainbow, if it wasn't for the US! And the Jews! And those damn Christians, etc, etc, and all while wilfully looking for love in all the wrong places.

It's hard for the unresearched and non-analytical of mind, to grasp that the local people in most places may indeed be a scream and a delight, but that has little to no bearing in Theocracies, Dictatorships and other non-Democratic Gangster Fiefdoms regards their policies, or the many freelance terrorists groups that operate freely from them and are supported by them. I too, found little evidence on my last Kontiki Package Tour Aloha Paradise Tour, of any cannibalism. But I felt that alone gave me little insight into the workings of ASEAN (Association of South East Asian Nations).

And culture does matter, Bub. Saying you dig theirs when you have little to nothing good to say about your own, may ring a little hollow, especially with people who take their own culture perhaps a little more seriously.


The journalist of the article is a Mr Mahir Ali. What a surprise! He calls the liberation of Iraq an “invasion” and oddly, “gratuitous”. Yep, just felt like invadin’, eh? Nothin’ happened for 1300 years, either before or since at all…

Mahir the Taqiyaa Peddlar, does say that compared to the self indulgent rabble of the 60’s and 70’s, today’s shrill freaks are, wait for it, “sedately Conservative!” Er, no. Mahir says Iraq has resulted in an outpouring of “anger, music, cinema and theatre”. Yeah, but maybe he means the audience pouring out of said rudimentary concerts, cliched cinema and tedious agitprop theatre.

“Aaaagh! I can’t stand it anymore! Was it $120 to get in, or out?”

Ali refers to one of Neil Young’s later Master Works of either the screeching or droning school and states that his album "Living With War, has no parallel in any album recorded during the Vietnam War period”. Well, not of music anyway. Though maybe the Monkees suicidal ‘Head’ period compares nicely. Neil Young hasn’t recorded a consistently decent, coherent, disciplined and edited album since Gold Rush, which coincides pretty much with his getting more ‘political’, read that as highly renumerated ‘Student Union Pamphleteer’.

How do rich old musicians and celebrities Live with War exactly?

“Hey man. Me and the bass player are coming under some heavy mortar fire from the pool house. Send in some napalm and we’ll try to make it to the bar for cocktails. And warm up the Limo will ya?”

Here’s one of the Big F’s nuanced lyrics; “We can bomb the world to pieces, but we can’t bomb it to peace!” Ali said Mike’s approach to current affairs is summed up in these lyrics. They certainly are. In fact they sum up a lot of very bad, fake non-lyrics by authentic fools.

See the clever use of “pieces” and “peace?” Bet cha’ didn’t see that comin’, eh? Yep, we’re bombing a couple of hundred countries then, including Hawaii and Wales. Gee, real factual Quality Control there, Bucko. Quality Control, the trademark of the Leftist Radical! Gotta keep the student hyperbole Ebola at bay, I guess.

Er, so “peace” is merely the absence of war? Pretty peaceful war wise in North Korea, Cuba, Zimbabwe and Iran etc, but er, still not a lot of peace of mind for the general populace and their ‘Standard of Barely Living’, really.

Mike’s doco is called “I know I am not alone”, which proves that he’s not totally bereft, unless he is alone, then he’s more deluded than I thought. Some of the other titles destined for ‘The Great American Song Book’, are 'I wanna get so high'. Did Mike play that particular tune to his Muslim host’s and give a demonstration of a typical Western stoner musician? They love that stuff at ‘Gunfire Into the Air Central’.

Another is “Nobody right, nobody wrong”. Now there’s an anthem for the nihilistic, fatuous and moral relativist set.

“Nobody is wrong, except for America and the Jews!”

Ali says “there are echoes of Bob Marley in Franti’s music”. Er, no. Just echoes. Franti says he devoted his music to “the ideal that we can admire other cultures and religions”. Er, read that as all of ‘em except for Judeo Christianity, Capitalist Democracy, the Western Canon and, the Jews.

Um, I don’t want to ‘admire’ the religion of Islam that naturally repulses me due entirely to its empirical history, its freakish nightmare founder Mohammed, its relentless actions and its clearly and daily stated goals. As Mark Steyn has said, if all cultures are equal, why bother learning about the non existent differences and details?

Because in truth they’re not all equal at all, except to the disingenuous who think that avoiding discrimination by rejecting rational thought is a moral imperative. And this bit of opportunistic turn around from people who commonly believe right and wrong are merely subjective concepts, unless of course it’s something they believe in.

The singular and glaring fact of the current and largely failed crop of responses by musicians, film makers, celebrities and other self imagined artists to this very real World War 4; is their total and absolute inability to have anything worthy to say about it. For most of them, they can neither grasp it, analyse it in any depth or with any nuance or clarity whatsoever. Nor can many put into any valid and potent artistic expression, anything coherent, individual or authentic in either explaining to themselves or others and in evoking its deep, profound resonances.

Like the ‘Frants’ fairly rudimentary blathering, it’s for the most part, been uniformly Undergraduate at best and unnaturally squeezed through a bizarre rehash of 60’s and 70’s paradigms. It’s really a consistent failure of serious, sustained and adult concentration.

And what’s with the time warped, ‘Laugh In’ styled fancy dress? At least Rowan & Martin were deliberately funny.

Today’s embarrassing parade of 'Anti-War Leftist Out Patients for Peace', are kind of equivalent to thousands of Zoot Suiters, dozens of Big Band leaders, hordes of jitter buggers and legions of pencil mustachioed matinee idols, all blowing into the Haight-Ashbury circa 1967 and saying “Let’s blow this corny war, Daddio, with the power of Swing and Jive! And don’t buy War Bonds! The Nazi SS are our brothers! We support all Kamikaze Pilots right to self determination!”

In short, most of the ‘artistic’ community’s response has been often more disposable and undistinguished than the crassest dance track, bubble gum pop or teen comedy, but the pretence is that they’re making ‘Important Artistic Statements’. Er, where? You can’t generally make IAS’s without the necessary courage, talent, ideas and individuality and to be tuned into the actual contemporary circumstances you are in. Or you are like Paul Revere riding through today's L.A yelling that the British are coming.

“Er, yeah, we heard about that”.

In reality, the only people making a real statement regards the war or anything serious are the troops, their families and communities, Law Enforcement Agencies, the few governments that are serious about the harsh realities of Islamism and any allied services and citizen supporters etc. If every ant minded Anti-War artist, academic, musician, actor or stupid, ignorant and deluded politician stayed home, producing, doing and saying nothing, it wouldn't make a damn bit of difference to anything, except in the positive.

As is the default form today for all good celebrity Leftovers, serial twerp Franti still manages to get in a few sideways insults for the actual fighting men and women in Iraq. Is there another kind? I mean enough to fill a medium sized hire bus. Mike was surprised, er, expect a lot of that in the future Mike, by how the troops didn’t want to hear ‘war songs’, whatever they are. Maybe they just didn’t want to hear drivel and dirges a’ la Franti.

Mike was, according to Ali, “above all moved by the universality of the ideals he encountered”.

Mm, maybe. But I don't think many of us want to murder Jews and gays, 'demand restrictions on the free flow of information, are all for the subjugation of women, have an inability to accept responsibility for individual or collective failure, want the extended family or clan as the basic unit of social organization, are crazy about domination by a restrictive religion, have a low valuation of education and assign a low prestige to work'.

Nor do many folks I know, have an apocalyptic and determined plan for a Global Islamist Caliphate, whatever it takes. And few of us are going to use nukes as soon as we can get them. But I’ll canvas a few people down Chapel Street, and see what I come up with.